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Just woke up from a nightmare
>Watching an Argentina World Cup match with my family
>Martínez suddenly starts scratching his ass
>Camera zooms in on his ass and doesn’t cut away
>Slips his hands into his pants
>Shits himself
>Pulls his pants down to knee length
>Camera still doesn’t cut away
>Starts scrubbing his shit with a toilet brush
>My parents start freaking out
Fuck, that was a humiliation ritual
Probably got that dream because of his Golden Glove cock gesture in the previous tournament.
Thank fuck Martínez didn't shit himself in today's match.
Post your sports nightmares.
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>>156219108
this is most indian post i've ever seen
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>>156219108
>with a toilet brush
that's how we all know this story is fake.
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Literal shit posting.
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>>156219126
It was a dream. There's no rhyme and reason to dreams.
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>>156219108
I had a nightmare that Paraguay started gunning down our players and nobody really cared
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How would you know what a toilet brush looks like?
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Anon, it wasn't a dream. It actually happened, watch the news.
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>indian
>dream centred on poo
checks out
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>>156219202
Martínez's weird antics are the reason I watch Argentina's matches alone.
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This happened, I was the toilet brush
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>>156219146
where is the nightmare?



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