Just woke up from a nightmare>Watching an Argentina World Cup match with my family>Martínez suddenly starts scratching his ass>Camera zooms in on his ass and doesn’t cut away>Slips his hands into his pants>Shits himself>Pulls his pants down to knee length>Camera still doesn’t cut away>Starts scrubbing his shit with a toilet brush>My parents start freaking outFuck, that was a humiliation ritualProbably got that dream because of his Golden Glove cock gesture in the previous tournament.Thank fuck Martínez didn't shit himself in today's match.Post your sports nightmares.
>>156219108this is most indian post i've ever seen
>>156219108>with a toilet brushthat's how we all know this story is fake.
Literal shit posting.
>>156219126It was a dream. There's no rhyme and reason to dreams.
>>156219108I had a nightmare that Paraguay started gunning down our players and nobody really cared
How would you know what a toilet brush looks like?
Anon, it wasn't a dream. It actually happened, watch the news.
>indian>dream centred on poochecks out
>>156219202Martínez's weird antics are the reason I watch Argentina's matches alone.
This happened, I was the toilet brush
>>156219146where is the nightmare?