Saturday (04/07)>Mundial18:00 | Paraguay x FranceSunday (05/07)>Mundial17:00 | Brazil x Norway>Uruguay14:00 | Danubio x Juventud de Las PiedrasUTC-3Previous: >>156194833
>>156228707them donkey cocks make argies zesty and delirious
Anime
>>156228707Isn't that the US dude that got shot? Kirk or something?
Argentinians are 100% americanized
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCmKfwk4Fs
When is it ok for the locutor to say "as it stads the game is going to extra time"?You cant say on mimute 1, but if you wait too long it is useless
fuck a.nal
>>156229359After 70. The specific minute depends on the game temperature.
>>156229064>tp>tf
VAMOS PARAGUAY CARAJO
Next OP should be this vid>>156228707
dhitalian meltdown on /seriea/ >>156215175
On a more serious note, how come copalib is definitely the budokai tenkaichi continent but I never saw people talk about Xenoverse 1 or 2?
>Inter oficializa venda de Borré ao River PlateFUCK YEAH!
What is up with that greek faggot slobbering on uruguays cock nonstop?
streamable/\com/7oyevz
>>156231376>bunch of oldfart out of shape>complete lack of body motor coordination>perro cacaThis is the most /copalib/ video that ever existed
>>156232689The video would be perfect if it weren't AI slop.
>>156232777So is life in cunnysul
My gf is giving me her ass today
>>156231445Because why the fuck would you play anything after BT3?
Pq na Argentina se fala Marruecos mas não Boca Jueniors? ou Rousario Central? ou Mueno?>Alá bracilero el mueno! that would be the correct version if they write Marruecos there's grammatical logic they should write Mueno. Also they write Muerte and not Morte.
>>156230828Point me to the copalib thread with charie kirk wearing the yellow kit as OP
>>156232777>if it weren't AI slop.It's not
Empiezó la bobajera
Sao petersburgo e tristeSao petersburgo e fria
>>156233558How come ALL AI banners look the sameSurprised they didn't add some flames in the back to show this is a real HELL YEAH event
Why does gimnasia kit has ooooooooocaa! Written on it
those bucks from yesterday were tough to break huh
>>156231376Who leaked Fluminense's training match against São Cristóvão?
This guy was in a shopping mall in salvador. When argentina scored the third goal he went around yelling "chupa brasileños". He is a baiano.
All Estaduais should have Apertura and ClausuraAll Regionais should have Apertura and ClausuraBrasileirão should have Apertura and ClausuraCopa do Brasil should have Apertura and Clausura
>>156233769eeeerm... russia has a cold weather, chudget EDUCATED
is time for criciuma to get BEATEN
>>156234562The Cariocão had apertura and clausura but everyone bullied FERJ
>>156228707You know mutts domination is so bad because why would some brownoid in his favela, villa miseria or other shithole would ever care about kirk
Argentina should have estaduaisColombia should have copa verde and copa do nordesteUruguay should have copinha
>>156229064>>156234926
>>156234926he was an evil bigot nazi hitler putin ou algo parecido
>>156235089Nobody who isnt obsessed with america knew who he was. Many still dont.
Yeah, this is not a sports battle, it's a SPIRITUAL battle and I'm not on that side for sure
>>156233248There's that one where he is wearing the Jordan kit
Recommend something to goon to
Argentina lost to scotland in rugby
>>156235889antonella roccuzzo
>>156235889My dick
Norway 4 x1you heard here firstbet the house
>>156235889
>>156235889https://exhentai.org/g/3703642/69c42456f0/
>>156236613>/ss/based
>>156235889[Nokoppa] Mofumofu Lover!
Two things can be true at the same time>france is the favorite to win the world cup>house is the only electronic music genre worth a damn
Depay noticed me
Please Paraguay, make me the happiest Greek today
You get to the corner because the middle.of defense is crowded. You know you are going to lose the ball, your team is inferior, so keep the other side of the offense positioned to receive it and have the winger hoof it directly to the other side across the whole pitch. The defense wont be prepared the first two times it happens.
So for much atropelation will Paraguay go through today? I'm gonna say 9-1 in favor of France.
>>1562376913x0 France
>>1562376911x1
>>156228707Charley Kirk got a nice tan.
>>156237691 Paraguay wins in penalties
Whatever happened to Chile?
>>156237987who?
Reminder that Alexis will be the 5 against Egypt
>0-0>encizo scores at minute 120’ to take revenge from that game in 1998
>>156237987c murio :)
The best moment of Paraguay in the match is NOW.
What the fuck there's a paraguayo weeb? Fucking based.
Paragay is /ourguys/. Let's hope they cover their mou—NOT!
>>156236580God, I want to cum inside her so much
paraCHADS will buckbreak those ngumbus
You now remember Leila Pereira, one HOT chick
>>156239864That's a mummy
What seems to he his plan?
>>156239864>HOT chickThe Talmud encourages Palmerenses to lie
>>156239957Park the bus 120 minutes, then park the bus in penalties and praise for ten miracles at the same time.
>15 min>still no france goalsuhh alfaro bros?
Feed me favelados
>paraguay has an argentinian, a brazilian and an uruguayan in their teamit's trully >our team in this wcup
based paraguas bullying rich niggas
Just woke up from a siesta, are we being shite?
>>156242972Mbappé missed two shots and you're doing what you can to defend yourself
>>156242972this nigga phenomenal
If paraguay were just 5% less shit at counter attacks they could be winning
Hanson - MMMBop isn't ready for Conmebol park the bus ludo
>>156242972you guys are mega slow with counter attacks, the defense in on point.
>>156242972idk looks like perfect defence to me
We NEED Maurício
>>156241463galarza is also half boliviano
>>156244229Agarramela con la mano kkkkkkk
I like that Paraguay is making yuros seethe, but if Colombia played like this, I would chimp out.
>>156244818What it culombia had to play like this against France?
Does someone have the Cyber Alfaro pic?
>>156244229The real boliguayo
>>156244903I would rather lose. It’s just not in Colombia dna, they always go upfront no matter how shit they are
>>156245011nigga learn how to use the catalogue you ask for this every day
>>156244903Colombia quite literally can't park the bus
>>156245011I do but won't share>>156245101
>>156245101I'm gonna ask for it again tomorrow.
>>156245101forgot pic lol
>>156237987We don't speak about that...
>Alfaro would've topped the group with Spain
>>156245011No, but I do have tugas bonitas
>>156245196Best game of all time
>>156245196What came first, the man or the machine?
>>156245067>>156245160I am quite familiar with the culombian DNA, what with the huge amount of Colombianos malucos playing as pontinhas
>>156245196riquelmy call this man NOW
>>156228707a couple of years ago i asked with team to support and everyone told me racingso i've been a racing fan ever since
Two paraguayans dead alreadyHow much longer can they endure?
>watching on my cellphone because my internet shat the bed
>>156245196kek
france robating
>penalIt’s over
Its paraguover
incoming varsinsoned
merda,penal
Clear penal, such a shame
GILL TODAY YOU WILL CONVERT INTO AN HERO
It was nice while it lasted
FUCK
No era btw
Party's over lads, pack it up
Conmebol bros its over Tomorrow its our turn BRos
Its over, frens. No way paraguay can tie this
you guys better start the murderball NOW
>>156228707Brazilbros, be honest. Since they are rigging for argentina is better to lose before that way we wont be reffed againt argentina?
gonna celebrate this my making myself a choripan
>>156248317I can feel it comingArgentina's struggle was also an omen
>>156248387Kek
paraguay did what they could
>>156228707les das 1% a los mejicanos y te hacen 5000 memes poniendose de protagonistas, es increible lo patetico que son, por dios.
https://youtu.be/2lvs2FzF64o?si=HgpycurMiGxx-H38
Caceres retard
Cyberalfarobros, can he steer this ship towards a remontada?
>go to supermarket >just indios speaking spanish
>>156249495Can I speak Spanish in sao paulo? Or will you get mad at me?
>>156249495You're lucky.Better than some bostileiro talking in Baianes >>156249591si
I hate France so much it's unbelievable
>>156249989How cosmopolitan is são paulo? Will everyone speak only Portuguese? Or are there sectors where people speak other languages? Is it like New York?
>>156250155For such an enormous city its surprisingly not that much cosmopolitan
>>156250254Nice, I need to improve my Portuguese like crazy
>>1562501550 unless you're in a restaurant or hotel
>>156250467Chill out, man, everyone will understand you.We understand Chinese and Lebanese people speaking Portuguese imagine a Spanish speaker.
>>156249990I hate this
paraguai..DID YOU KILL GERMANY FOR THIS
Press F to pay respects
copalib emergency meeting
BASED TURTLE
>Did you know parawhy almost eliminated france in the 2026 WC?! Crazy stuff eh
>Didn't even break legsParaguay, I'm disappoint
Press F to pay respects to umbrellabros.
>>156252131finally we can move on from the "they almost eliminated spain in 2010"
>Mbappé beat us at our own gameACABOU
¿Salió bien la jodita de hinchar por Paraguay en vez de Alemania? Ahí tienen la utopía imposible.
their coach obviously said "just cavar a penaltê and do their poison against them"
Hopefully this tranny fucker gets aids and dies
>>156252604germany would've lost worse
>>156252604Germany would've lost too just would be 2-1 or 3-1Keeping that in mind yeah, it was worth it
>>156252604germany would've unironically lost 3-1
>>156252604Paraguay did way better than Germany could, the ONLY way France managed to get close to the goal was by diving constantly hoping that one of them would finally be convincing enough to get a pen, it was obvious that the coach told them to start diving on the mid-match break
>>156252604germany would've been 2-0 first half easily
I mean, does anyone want argentina to win againIt was nice the first time to break the euro streak and Messi kinda deserved rigged or not but it's enough
>>156252776>>156252805>>156252828El mismo argumento pelotudo de NPC que hacen todos. Sigan copeando. Alemania tenía 20% de chance, Paraguay 0%. Pero era divertido hacerle la fiestita al vendehumo de Alfaro.
>>156253031>>156252604
>>156253031being a retard is not against the rules thankfully you're doing it in spanish
He's so cool.>>156250155You're expected to speak Portuguese. People obviously can understand Spanish and speak English, but no Brazilian city is like Amsterdam or Copenhagen where you can get around without speaking the local language. We don't have sufficiently large immigrant communities that would form anything like a Boliguayo neighbourhood or whatever.
>>156253031you are so mad that you're speaking spanish in an english imageboard, go back to /int/ WC tourist, you don't know shit about football if you think germany had ANY chance at winning
>>156252604I would have supported france against germany anyway
>>156253165The big euros compete with each other all the time despite one or the other being favorites. I don't why everyone is so certain.
>>156253165Okay I'll say it in English: you're the retard who doesn't know shit about football, that's why you believe in the transitive property where "A couldn't beat B so they definitely can't beat C". That kind of midwit arithmetic thinking doesn't exist in football, much less in the World Cup.Do you want me to call you stupid in any other language?
>>156253031Yeah it is our fault that germany lost. I am sorry.
>>156253031didn't know argies were this shook by france if anything this game shown the waydembele and olise were completely shook by the physical style, sadly, mbappé was not
we play tomorrow
>>156253147His nasheed fucking rocks
>>156253165Let him speak Spanish
RIP ParaguayYou were very Paraguay today
can't stand these niggas giving stats every fucking secondamericans truly won
BrazilGODS the HEXA is coming,
>>156253383you don't understand how bad the situation of the german NT is, they are a mentally raped team that can only bully shitters and folds against any competent strongmind team
>>1562534562-1 gg ez
>>156253425>didn't know argies were this shook by franceGreatness recognizes greatness
>>156252604Who cares, fuck g*rmany too
I will be happy if brazil, morocco, england, colombia , mexico, egypt or portugal wins.belgium, switzerland or norway will leave me confused. France, spain ...meh. usa would leave me annoyed.
Also the other typical argument was "Paraguay may not win but at least they can break some legs".Yeah that didn't happen either.
he's actually seething creating threads across the board lmao
>>156253456>wesucks to be you, martinelli
>>156253772one of france's most important players is on a yellow now, that's good enough for me
>>156253750USA winning would be hilarious
>>156253750>egypt
>>156253750You forgot FIFA's team
>Welcome to __________!
>Brasileiros with double camisetaje insolita even during WCI guess some things never changeVamos Bahia and Palmeiras btw
>>156253976*SLUUUUUUUUURP*
>>156254006He needs to coach a gaúcho team
>>156253836 (me)>onemake that two, i forgot about koné>>156253976zesty
niggas that touch the bomba while drinking mate are 100% gay
>>156254152Does that means Paraguay needs a gaucho DT?
Hey copalib my grandma gave me some caquis but they're hard as a stoneHow do I get them to soften up or do I have to throw them awayAlso in very important news: there was a team made only of índios in this years Cariocão série C. They were funded by Maricá prefeitura oil money and used Ceres' register. Anyway they were basically going to qualify for the quarter finals until the very last round when they were accused of matchfixing and suspended from the competition, losing their last match by walkover while Unisouza passed them
>>156253836He married an asian womanCant be dembele
>>156253978Yeah.
>>156254654Some breeds of caquis will always be hard.
I despise Brazilian sport journalism so much it's unbelievable
>>156254833But what is the point of eating a hard caquiDo you also eat hard tangerinesHard orangesHard beans
>>156254006Riber pleichi
240 million Brazilians and they can't find one guy to coach their team, need Ancelotti. Why?
>>156255131Idk man
>>156255131we have diniz, but people weren't ready for his genius yet
>>156254869Hate is bad for your soul.
>>156254869Why would anyone get angry at this?I got angry today at my coworker who sent me two ways to do a task and both failed
>>156255131They don't check /copalib/
>>156255131I could see filipe luís coaching seleção after 2030
Babyberg has wormbergs
>>156255287>resenha>fred caldeira>twitter post
From what I've gathered so far FIFA's preferred choice of winner is as follows:1. Argentina2. France3. Portugal4. England5. United StatesThe rest is just for fluff and will be refballed as needed to fulfill their political agenda.
and what is that political agenda, if we may know?
Is there anything lamer than coworkers who change their profile pic to a huge FÉRIAS bannerlike bro you're not that important
DARARAN DARAN DARAN UNA BERETTA PARA SEGURIDAD
>>156255931Very amargo post
copalibers are too bitter we need to make an official grupo de assobio for copalibit could be freestyle or we could have a theme like only assobiating pescado rabioso songs
>>156255876Encouraging selling one's soul to zog
>>156255931>Is there anything lamer than coworkersno
>tfw you are a coworker to other people
>>156255445But ancelotty already extended the contract
Based Gill
I hate carrots
another victim of xerequinflation
>>15625513145 million argentinos and they can't find one winger , need Kiki Ramos. Why?
>>156256289until 2034?
>>156256482The immediate consequences of selling your soul to zog in order to win a WC title, here, as requested.
>>156256492I misread your post
I hate teams with away kits that are just white. That is so empty, so flavorless. A white kit says nothing, it is like a declaration of lazyness
I hate cariocas
we play tomorrow, predict the scorefor me its 4x2 for brasil
Brasileiro adora aparecerTem mania de achar que essas historinhas de programação feita para aposentado assistir domingo de manhã no Globoesporte tem alguma relevância
Aquela história do parabéns Flamengo por ter ganho a copa fiz gol no PSG e parabéns Cabo Verde pelo título deu sufoco na Argentina é realA internet era muito melhor quando as classes C e D não tinham acesso a ela
>>156256715>mom of 3 when she hits 40 and starts to rediscover herself (her instagram is open and all her 15 yo sons friends are following her)
>>156255600Fred Caldeira is a great journo
>>156257193>A internet era muito melhor quando as classes C e D não tinham acesso a elaWe Have to Go Back
>>156256482adapt or perish
>he's on his daily seething session while cheking cazé tv on twitter, instagram and youtube
>>156257114Based ana gabrielel
>>156257312She is based
Brazilbros, your predictions for tomorrow?
We'll put the nórdicos pra mamar
Três palavras que a Globo e Cazé TV utilizam para hipnotizar a classe D e CA) Questões sociaisB) Personagem históricoC) Projeto social
>>156246480my condolences
brazil dies TOMORROW
If Scagoni had convocated this morocho we would be locked in to win LA CUARTA (Mostaza)
>>156257615I will arrive late at the mass. There will be a lot of work to do. It will be cold. I will arrive late for lunch
>>156257727They are based
>>156257865Wake up earlier
>>156257727the fact they put you on a never ending seething spree is funny ngl
>>156257990I remember that I made one or two snarky remarks about the classe C a few years ago. He replied to me, wrote a handful or rants and permanently added the term to his vocabulary.
>>156256429 She's probably a great wife
Please someone post the copalib webm please.
>>156258060Kek trikaschizo is so retarded its funny
I'm nervous about Casemiro wearing a calça jeans molhada against the norugas tomorrow
>>156246480GRIM
aged Ronaldo looks like Casemiro
>>156255131deep inside everyone is a brazilian
>>156257615either we win or lose
>>156257685Does she have an OF yet?
>>156258578fucking kek you just reminded me of this legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VANotPcDRxA0:20
>>156258370Calça jeans molhada was Marcelo tracking back during counters in the good ol' days. Casemiro doesn't move at all.
>>156258678
>>156258678That was recorded in Mendonza
>>156258664kek
>>156258678h8rs will say it's AI
Nbappe
Mbappe é carne de pescoço
>>156259024Tá com herpes
This night is colder than an argentinian woman
>>156258972mbappe if he brazilian
>>156259212What would his nickname be?
>>156259202I'm freezing fr
>>156259241Killian gonzalez
>>156259255comfy
>>156259255
>>156259255>>156259336
>>156259481Ok i wont complain anymore
Alfaro please come back to bokita we miss you
Man we really and I mean REALLY made redd*t and /sp/ tourists mad>>156259675Alfaro go back to bokita please
>we
>>156256482who?
>>156259693last time I played with one of them, this one mf sent me flying like 2 meters, not even joking, he didnt even play the ball, he just wanted to kill me
>>156259693kek
>>156259880There are both europeans saying paraguayans are brutes and americans saying football is soft at the same time because of todays game
>>156259693I miss that chileano that posted the grimpsons memes>bombachita>japish>bueno pero primero peto
>bedroom so cold that if i goon here i will get a resfriadocant wait to kys myself
>>156260150Goon under the blankets nigga
Looking through some old images I found this one. I bet you won't recognize any of the players.
what are the chances mechico gets at least a draw tomorrow? im not buying the altura thing ngl
>>156259880You made me happy, if that counts.
>>156260150>>156260165This is why you get a goon homie.
>>156259880>>156260250thiskino gamesthese soulless golems can't appreciate real competition, they just want some nogball-like spectacle
>>156260190I really dontCisternas make it look like a joke
>>156260165my ass gets too sweaty and sleeping in a humid bed will make things worse
>>156260150What will you goon to? I need something myself
Did they kiss after the match?
>>156260469rough brazilian lezdom
We're caught in a trap
>>156259880I really wish you murderball'ed your way to the finals. /sp/ deserves to suffer Sudacaball
https://youtu.be/rwEB596X-cgl
>>156260600>lezdomand where do you insert yourself watching this?
https://x.com/RealTimeRating/status/2073404938177167830honestly, whats wrong with these niggas?
>>156260780i never had to insert myself in porn, i dont really know what people mean when they say that
>>156260804Why has Chile been having such a trash team
>>156260758One of the greatest matches of all time, Cabañas got shot in the head for this
>>156259880 I'm very proud of you, if you care at all
>>156260838trashy people
>>156261074Thanks Uruguay! I will always care about you <3
>argentina, uruguay and paraguay will be hosts in the next world cup and have guaranteed spotsdoes that mean we'll have 9/10 conmebol teams in 2030?now that would be kino
So were exactly is next year's copa américa? Hopefully is not in the J.S.A.
>>156261310oh you know it's gonna be in trumpland
>>156261310it simply makes them too much money here
>>156261310Copa America now happens at the same time as the euros, so only in 2028And yes it will be in the JSA
>>156261310It will be in the renovated Venezueland.
>>156261229Surely Chile will qualify... right?
>>156261310it's in 2028.coimabol wants to do it in the estados gordisimos de america, but there's a problem; there's olympics the same year.
Peru and Bolivia should host a world cup
>>156261718Bolivia, Perú, Ecuador, only altura, no water breaks.
>>156261841>no water breaks.Oi infantino this antisemitic racist want to make you lose money, get him.
>>156261841>no water breaksthat's blumpft's doing, you'll see that after this wc ends, that shit will never come back.
>>156261841What if we replace the water breaks with chewing coca breaks?
>>156262171Gatorade Coca sponsoring the tournament.
>>156261884Maybe he will adapt the game to each host.No alcohol or gay flags in qatarNo cards and hydration breaks in americaIn spain and its minions racism will be 100% allowed and kirikocho will be regulated
>>156262195World Cup in Spain and Morocco the players will have to fast and Palmeiras players will be forbidden to play.
Today we get raped by vikings
Tomorrow Brazil will fuck vikings anally
monkeys and vikings will frot tomorrow
tomorrow it'll be banheirao but sauna edition
A Copa do Mundo de 2026 está registrando uma média histórica de 3,13 gols por jogo (com 75 gols marcados logo na rodada de abertura). Essa é a maior média registrada em uma única edição do torneio desde a Copa de 1958, quando a média fechou em 3,60 gols.
Se o brasil ganhar, o movimento verde amarelo vai cantar evidencias junto com oa jogadoresSe perder vai cantar "palavras ao vento" de cassia eller
He alsos aid harry kane never leaves the box and iant very technical
>>156263302based unknower
>>156231376me in red
>>156235889Sabrina Suzuki has a nice collection of videos on Bunker.
>>156263262This world cup is greatTo me, it already surpassed 2018 and 2022
>>156263302Hi gordinho what did you have for dinner tonight?
>>156263302Alguem tem que falar a verdade
fala verdade galera
começou a verdade
>>156264673
>>156263384Discourse why.
>>156264716uruguay lost to this
>>156259693¿Why the bucket?
>>156259942ma pene no seu cuArgentina has called up a Haitian player for their U-17 teamCoincidentally, Milei is Jewish
>>156265402He's a jew
>>156232689>>perro cacaWhat is it with perro caca, bros??. I just don't get it
