>>156247253
the dopest dope I’ve ever smoked
berds
well enough of this nonsense I'm going to do something more productivehappy 4th of July lads enjoy your evening x
Doyerbros… I thought that was gone
Canning got out of that with only one run, I'd call that a success
Disgraceful Mets performance
>>156261429gn
Thanks for getting Austin Riley going Mests We position player pitching now
>>156261429Night bud. Happy to have ya.
>>156261435
dodgers
>>156261386Sorry that was me
>torrens pitchinggoated
FUCK MY BORICUA ASS
>even poostin riley is hitting dingersit's a july 4th miracle
Yelich bomb
mets need to stfu during the offseason and put in real work
I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
whos the best left fielder so far?SotoBellingerwho’s the best center fielder so far?TroutPCAwho’s the best right fielder?
WEST VIRGINIA
MarinersWeed
>country rooads!
WE LOST AGAIN :)
>>156261522>PCA
>mountain mama
bravo manfraud
>>156261429cheers la
>mest
>>156261544>you wouldn't get it, having mining companies dump run off in our water table is just a west virginia thing
>>156261566>manfred doesnt have a weather machi-
Yeah fuck this I’m gonna go watch Summerslam 1998
>>156261594the fracking industry will fix all of that
>poodres wasted their challenges in the 4th inningkek
>>156261618wat
>seething about WV out of nowhere
>>156261618id go with 1992
>>156261118 #>Cam SchlittlerHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA /mlb/ COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BTFOWHERES YOUR>stankeesPOSTS NOW? THEY WONT SAVE YOU HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED /mlb/!!
>>156261651Is it true what they say?
>>156261646I don't think you know what that word means
Braves beating the Mests for the 250th time on Americas 250th birthday
>>156261672keep malding lil fella
>>156261667'fraid so
>>156261618U need Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!! Way up ur pussey and Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before U pass out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside U! As U lay on ur stomach the cum is coming out of all Ur holes, i'll turn U over and jack off all over
>>156261690you're just obtuse. happy 4th, anyway.
>noooooo you can’t just burn the flag on the field!
>>156261713this was a work
Mets losing keeps the bugs away
>>156261713Manfred never said this
>>156261713Promo’s good
boy those mets are quite bad
>>156261733whatever it takes
>>156261656kek
mets only lost by 11 tonight
>>156261738>>156261744https://voca.ro/13nVHiXOFBkE
2-3 GB is gonna be the new 8-9 GB for a while...
why isnt ohtani playing? too busy celebrating pearl harbor?
>>156261800fucking lost
>>156261792ZOMG
>>156261800S-Stunning and brave, Mr. McMahon.
>>156261794Just like the Jays!
>>156261792i know it's his name but does he really shit cum out all over the mound like that lol
>>156261656>posted it again award
>>156261800Kaczynski was right
you rent a shoebox from moshe finklestein maybe worry about your own situation first
rushing has an extremely punchable face
Canning is lowkey dealing
>>156261892>64 pitches in 3 IP
>>156261800Vocawoo!
>>156261892>Shoots that stupid fucking bitch with a shotgun
>>156261800hearing this live was a defining moment of my childhood
>>156261889he looks like he's from whoville
>>156261889>punchable faceyou sound like a massive faggot redditor when you say things like this
>>156261914>judging based on pitch counts
>>156261965he also gave up a run
The greatest moment in baseball history
>>156261794You're getting bogey and you're gonna like it.
>>156261957we are the nation
The chick in the booth with Stephen Nelson is 10x better than him and 1000x better than KarrosTimes like these make me miss Vinny
>>1562619732 hits 1 run and 4K is not a bad line at all
yumbo yack has been secured
>>156261800Crazy how he did this on kid broadcaster night.
>>156262043in 3 innings with 64 pitches it sucks if you care about your bp.
>>156262090as long as you don't have to use your bullpen until the 7th inning or later, it's a good line
jfc stanek
how do we fix this shit bros
>>156262105if it holds, yeah
yoshinobo is dealing
>>156262148bulldoze the entire state of maryland
>>156262148spend money on good players
>>156262105Doesnt matter if the manager leaves him out there to rot or calls the bullpen right now. The math doesn't lie: 64 pitches in 3 innings is an absolute bullpen death sentence against the Dodgers.
Never had Jack in the box. Is it good for fast food slop?
>>156262177*Texass
kek scuba
WE ARE WE ARE(We aaaaaare)THE YOUTH OF A NATIONWE ARE WE ARE(We aaaaaare)THE YOUTH OF A NATION
berds tack on
>>156262188we tried that with pete alonso, didnt work>>156262214better than mcdonalds
>>156262177God I wish. Get me out of here.
>>156262214It depends a lot of the specific area. Find a busy one in a wealthy area. Then it can be pretty good.
did you like those boo's, machimpo?
kek cubtrannies
>>156262214if you're high on marijuana (marry jew ana) then their greasy tacos are good
>>156262277Alonso was an overpay and not at all what I meant. Orioles need to try to lock up a core of their young players willing to sign long term deals at the very least.
Dis nigga already getting benched despite entering late?
freddie :)
Freddie :D
>Kyle Shart
that's my first baseman
>>156262177first good idea ever posted in this genny
Good job, Freddie
Predictable. Disastrous.
F R E D D I E!
FREDDIE :)
>>156262313Marijuana and ground beef are bad for you
>no ABS challenges>Ump makes the strike zone even smaller
>>156262320the problem is their core of young players arent panning out the way they hopedgunnar started out great and has fallen off tremendouslyjackson holliday never really took offadley youre right they should keep
Scammen overmanaging again. Canning was fucking DEALING.
>>156262374based ump
What the FUCK is Hunter Clown's FUCKING problem???
>>156262264why would you do this to me
>Shart
>>156262374If you take a shot at the king you'd better not miss
Stammen seems disliked by his team. How long will he last?
>>156262214it can be very hit or miss, some locations have very good slop while other places it's straight up garbage
>>156262380you have to roll the dice if you can't spend with the biggest markets imo and lock guys down and hope they produce more than what they sign for. I don't think there's any really good answer except maybe try to copy what the rays are doing, whatever that even means.
>>156262394?
>>156262214its slop tier but good once in a while. their greasy ass tacos really hit the spot some time but they are also disgusting at the same time. just remember to get some ranch to dip your curly fries in
>>156262214If you’re dumb or desperate enough to eat Jack and the Box you would be better off being turned into Onions green and served in their tacos.
>>156262517they have the best commercials for a sloppa place
>>156262214I like the double quarter pounder with bacon and their tacos without lettuce. The jr jumbo jack is awesome.
I’ll jack in your box
>you suddenly remember the colossus burger from the 90s
>scuba rispkek
>>156262574I'd eat that shit rn
>>156262574No I don’t, unc
bogey goes BB!
>>156262496i'm not trying to remember 2000s christian numetal on benjamin franklin's 250th anniversary of opening his first KFC
>>156262582You’d eat shit?
c'mon Yoshi...one more out
its uphttps://youtu.be/dko5pL2xjK4?si=1Vlrtz_BNzoVEktG
>>156262369just speaking from my experience 6 years ago when I was a stoner :)
>>156262214it is absolutely the most pathetic fast food in the country.
>>156262610if it looked like that and smelled like a regular burger I just might
CARDINALS
yams should be blowing this game as punishment for what the US did to them. ohtani sat out today as protest, surely yams could do the same
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN, IT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKINI MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTERI HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME, THE NIGHTMARE'S JUST BEGUNI MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTERI, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTERI, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER
sit the FUCK down!
beautiful, Yosh. close it out, boys.
>>156262598>benjamin franklinyou know he was queer, right?
based yamamoto
>ugly sheboon is doing the anthem for the Dodgers
Based christianumetalspie
big breasted busty bimbos trying to sell me blue chew gold...
>>156262733appropriate since thats the most american thing possible
>>156262715> picking what might possibly be the strraighest man to ever liveyeah nah
>>156262574Take me back bros
now my wife is calling him oliver treeland
>>156262814dey' heah
BERDS WIN ITBERDS WIN IT
>>156262574for me it was the hercules triple cheeseburger for $.99
scrubbies
>>156262853Big 'n Tasty genny
BERDS WIN AND WIN THE SERIESgg scubas
Are the Cards for real /mlelb?/
>>156262853they took this from us
Scuba kek
>>156262868cardinals are due for another wild card championship
SHOW ME HOW IT ENDS, IT'S ALRIGHTSHOW ME HOW DEFENSELESS YOU REALLY ARESATISFIED AND EMPTY INSIDEWELL, THAT'S ALRIGHT, LET'S GIVE THIS ANOTHER TRY
the ELITE dodgers bullpen will lock down the W!poodres lol, amirite
>sewers lose>cusb loseHappy 4th birdbros
The Red Sox have won 7 of their last 9 games.
I knew Brock was gonna fuck thisEasily the weakest of the pen
>>156262950Stankees on notice
>>156262948happy 4th. you've been appropriated as our gl totem.
How does Frank Fleming have no shame posting his reactions?
>>156262985I have more faith in him than Treinen
>>156263019He makes a living off being a pathetic freak. Better than starving while being a pathetic freak.
>>156263017ty fellow dodgerbro
GG Red Sox.Everyone other than Lowe might as well have not shown up today
Vesia is the GOATCrazy to think we almost lost the WS cause we didn't have him
Wheres yama run support?
The bush league poodres are at it again
kek they can't win games so they have to get the grim reaper to hit our guys
Miller looks like he should be slamming monsters on a motocross bike somewhere in the inland empire.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA MILLER IS GONNA GET THE LOSSGET FUCKED WEAPER
The Queefer
F R E D D I E
>monkey bats
poodres kek
Even the Poodrespacos' lone All-Star is fucking shit LMAOWho even voted for this clown, all those illegals crossing the border?
dodgers MINDBROKE mason miller
gn
All Star closer btw
Freddie is the Captain America of the league
Freddie just knows how to swing it.
>will kleinNot so fast
>>156263186it almost seems like he doesn't want to be there as soon as he gets into a little trouble
poor klein is missing out on anime expo
>will decline
Freddie fucking owns the Reaper.Now Klein will show Miller how to actually save a game.
for me? it's setting all four electric burners on high and watching the residue burn off in wafting shadow
Brandon Woodruff left tonight's game in the 4thinning with an injury
kek machimpo
how is manny batting .188?
>>156263237based hot stove enjoyer
>>156263255hes 45 years old
>>156263255Because he’s making $40 million a year next year and knows he ain’t going anywhere
>>156263275Why does he look like a Paraguayan soccer player
>>156263237>>156263256SOMEONE MAKE A MOVE!!!
>>156263255good questionan even better question is how tatis and he both manage to suck total ass at the same time
>>156263237some kids in my old neighborhood almost burned down the house they were living in doing that because they couldn't afford to turn on the heat
>eight in a row
WILLKLEINDELIVER?>WILL>KLEIN>DELIVERSWILLKLEINDELIVER?>WILL>KLEIN>DELIVERSWILLKLEINDELIVER?>WILL>KLEIN>DELIVERSWILLKLEINDELIVER?>WILL>KLEIN>DELIVERSWILLKLEINDELIVER?>WILL>KLEIN>DELIVERS
that's a series wingg poodrepacos. see you tomorrow for the sweep.
>POODRES
>>156263308i miss when people would make poorly shopped images for things like this insteadit had more sovl
>>156263216are these supposed to be reverse jinx posts?
>8 game losing streak
I LOVE LA!!
>pushing will smith back as tries to catch a fly ball near the padres dugoutstay classy san diego
>hesheehan starting tomorrowWell the padres might win one atleast
Will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MasonI don't even get why he didn't get voted in instead. Klein upgraded into a starter in the World Series and we don't win that game without him.
Poodres choked a 6 run lead, a 3 run lead, and then got shut out. Tomorrow they’re going to be the first team to score negative runs losing 5 to (-3).
>>156263346it was rushing and he touched him after. it was basically a nice try pat
>>156263328realistically, what was benny "the jet" rodriguez's career WAR? im guessing 10-20 across a fifteen year careermore of a utility pinch running guy
>>156263375About tree fiddy
8 STRAIGHT TURDS DROPPED!
>>156263335I think properly executed slop has a slapstick charm you can't really get with a shoop.
>>156263298every WC there's a dirty team that seems to go above and beyond everyone else and it was Paraguay this time
>>156263365they should make an error and give up a run like that too
>>156263342it's okay they will almost certainly win another game before the end of the season if even the mets and rockies can do it so you can throw another bbq with your buttbuddies
>>156263386me on the right
what the fuck is wrong with SD?>have nice team but they suck badly>their citizens cheer for the dodgers
>>156263408Got a problem with cookouts buddy?
C-C-C-C-Can my Jays stop sucking? Just for once?
Happy 4th /mlb/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIzTzRuSL8
>>156263343always reminds me of this
for me it's kanye west's runaway
someone post freddie freeman-matt olsen comparison chart. i wanna see it
>>156263425"san diegans" (I don't want to call them native because too many of them are immigrants and transplants) are poor and uneducated and have to leave since they're finally being priced out by the sunshine taxso now real wealthy people are moving into the county and many of them happen to be from LA and are dodger fans
>>156263483right after i posted this, hershiser on the post game show was like>this all star nod must feel good for freddie because he beat out olson of atlanta
>>156263328Watched this with my folks today before grilling. First time I ever teared up watching The Sandlot. That film is Americana. What a day to watch it too. God bless you Dodgerbro.
>>156263488KEK
>>156263425>have nice teamkek
my wife's boyfriend's kids want me to take them to mcdonald's. i'm supposed to be skimming the pool while their dad lights off fireworks...what do i do, chat?
>>156263425Tatis's and Machado's gigantic egosYou never saw Tony Gwynn or Trevor Hoffman act like prima donna divas
>>156263581they've toned it down a lot from its peak
>>156263581you don't understandeven $1000 USD is a year's wage to somebody from 3rd world countrieswhat do you think tens of millions does to someone like that? new money has no discipline
The Sandlot is painfully overrated, especially for actual baseball fans Look, it’s a cute 90s kids movie with summer vibes and “You’re killing me, Smalls!” but /mlb/ acting like it’s peak baseball cinema is pure nostalgia cope. It’s barely even a baseball movie.Main Problems: • Zero actual baseball. They play some pickup games, beat the rich kids once, and that’s it. No real stakes, no strategy, no grind. It’s Stand By Me with mitts and zero sports payoff. Compare it to Bull Durham, Major League, or even the original Bad News Bears—those actually respect the game. • Dogshit baseball knowledge. The Babe Ruth lore is wrong, the kids treat a signed ball like it’s the One Ring, and the “The Beast” plot is cartoon logic. Benny magically becomes a pro at the end with no development. It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-olds. • Nostalgia tax is doing ALL the heavy lifting. Came out in ‘93, flopped at the box office, then exploded on VHS for 90s kids. Now every normie quotes it every spring like it’s The Godfather of baseball flicks. Rewatch it sober as an adult and it’s mid at best—predictable, low-stakes, and Smalls is the most vanilla protagonist ever.It’s harmless fun if you’re drunk on childhood memories, but calling it one of the greatest baseball movies is a massive casual take. Solid 6/10 kids flick, nothing more. There are way better options that actually understand the sport.Change my mind, /mlb/.
>>156263581you have to account for socioeconomic factors
>>156263571Skim the pool. DoorDash McDonalds.
>>156263581They're probably extreme locker room cancers, when they could be leaders instead
The padres should sign ryback
>>156263632>t. Redditor who thinks Bull Durham is a masterpiece
>>156263581they don't bother me that much. Profar is the one I couldn't stand.
>dodgers post game show>hersh mentions PIANO ON HIS BACK as freddie runs homehe watches mike daddinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSZM1qM6UrI
>>156263632>It’s fantasy slop for 10-year-oldsI know you're probably autistic or trolling, but what's wrong with this for 10 year old viewers?
peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodres
Yeah my Padres lost but at least I am white.
>>156263701hell yeah brother, happy 4th
>>156263701being pale from never going outside doesn't make you white paco
>>156263632You need to be 18 or older to post on 4chan
>>156263643i can't afford that! as a five guy's manager i only get paid in peanut shells
>>156263683Bro, nothing’s “wrong” with it for 10-year-olds. That’s literally my point. It’s a fine kids movie for summer vibes and “The Beast” memes. But acting like it’s elite baseball cinema that holds up for grown-ass fans is the actual autism. We can enjoy kid shit without pretending it’s The Natural. Touch grass (or the sandlot, whatever).>>156263674>t. seething Sandlot defender who thinks quoting “You’re killing me, Smalls” makes him a baseball intellectual. Bull Durham is unironically a top-tier baseball flick with actual wit, characters, and game knowledge—unlike your nostalgia-fueled participation trophy of a movie. Cope harder, anon. The only “masterpiece” here is how much this film lives rent-free in your head 30+ years later.Stay mad, fellas. The Sandlot is mid and always was.
nobody cares doyerpaco
everybody cares doyerchad
>>156263741>That long ass greentextNot reading that
>>156263741the Natural was cringe fairytale bullshit also
>whiter than you o algo!
STOP HECKIN RIPPIN ON MY FAVORITE MOVIE! THE SANDLOT IS THE GREATEST SPORTS OF ALL TIME! ITS KINORINO!
>>156263719You’re darker then me homie
>>156262574these are the ones that killed people right?
>>156263806You didn't greentext your post, so you look and sound like that.
>>156263845
>>156263845kek done em
>replying in earnest to obvious grok shitterywhat happened to the genny i love...
>>156263343We love it!
>>156263883anyone that talks about that movie deserves to be ignored
>>156263883i told you poodrespacos are uneducated
>>156263866What? You got something clever to say?
>>156263375SUMMARYCareer>WAR9.1>AB2707>H721>HR23>BA.266>R437>RBI213>SB243>OBP.342>SLG.366>OPS.70
>https://youtu.be/3JbVR7c2IG4?is=xXhW13-YAkvysf9UDon't cry for me, I'm already dead. Bleeeehhhhh this sucks on ice.
>>156261386Our pirate are on a 1 game winning streak
Why did the Mets give up?
the 'lot fourth of July scene
>>156264151for me it's the frasier episode with daphne as uncle sam
>>156264036bang on
>>156263386Are they going to mouthfuck her?
>>156264298they watch as decoy does the job
>>156263632Retvrn to websiteRewatched today and noticed that the black kid was wearing a KC Monarchs hat, nice touch
doyers won
>>156264320the real decoy was ohtani's former translator
>>156264274bang on Bob's your uncle please bugger me arse
>>156264379source?
>>156264403>when I'm in a "staying above .500 with a shitty ERA" contest and my opponent is the Washington Nationals
>>156264450mlb.com
>>156263741>>156263806You got filtered by the movie's actual message, I won't tell you what it is because you're too much of a pseud to get it. Typical for a Plebbitor who thinks Bull Durham is the pinnacle for a baseball movie, because you self-identify with Susan Sarandon's character.
holy shit i'm older than jim carrey and maura tierney were when liar liar came out
>>156264151Based beyond belief. Scene makes me tear up.>>156264373Bertram's LA Angels cap and Smalls' old Cleveland Indians caps are fresh too
>>156264517Bad News Bears and Bull Durham are the 2 best baseball movies
>>156264470not clicking that
>>156264615Congratulations on having an 85 IQ I guess
I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>156264631I got you m8https://sandboxie-plus.com/
>>156264645>queer coded post
for me it's field of dreams and the rookie
>>156264715Field of Dreams is the most iconic baseball movie but The Sandlot deserves all the updoots
updoot dis bussy
Reddit
>>156264130Big question, why did my Padres give up.
>>156264401poz me gighole
>>156264905you sick fuck...
whoever invented white chocolate deserves to get their ass kicked
>>156263255Manipulated dying Siedler for a contract extension and he's not living the good San Diego life now, he don't care. He got his money. He got fat too. Can't even run. Even freeman older than him and he's more clutch than Manny Mcnuggets.
>>156265032are you asskickedspie?
>>156265032How the hell would you kick Nestlé's ass? It's a company.
>>156265032you mean licked?
>>156265063they're draining our Great Lakes. Like minded Leafs and Mutts should unite to take them down.
>>156265063limited liability doesn't mean they're not liable for an asskickin'
>>156265229an asslickin...
>>156265401Winky...
>>156265422> 22oh my gosh!!!
Why did the Mets give up on Yamamoto?
fat nerds not being able to comprehend road splits being worse than home splits by a wide margin is exactly why nerd teams like Tampa have 0 rings and New York has 27
tfw still have a 6 pack in the fridge and feel like going on a late night burger run
i gawtta have it
>>156266338take it
>>156265990How many rings do both teams have in the last 15 years?
>>156266353back up, redguard
he shits cum lol
>>156267705well hang on, how does it get there in the first place?
>>156267794how does the cum get up his ass?
>>156268015Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Isn't it supposed to be just poop in there?
>>156265546yamamoto never wanted to go there. dodgers offered him 300 million at first so he and his agent used the mets and the yankees to up the offers so the dodgers could match it and just go to LA
>>156268084
who put this cum in my ass?
>watching highlights from yesterdays games>White Sox @ Indians highlights come up>notice a Star Of David on the score bugWhat the actual fuck?
>brownoids are so mindbroken by israel that the mere presence of an innocent star with 6 points sends them into a pants shitting tailspinkek based jews how do they do it
>>156263483
>>156269678Bottom star is clearly the jew star. Enjoy dying for israel and worshiping them.
day gape at wrigley between my berdinals and those cubbie bears
good morning mariners nationjays rubber match today but it's on peacock and we can't watch
>>156270331I don't think you got alamy's permission to use this photo
>is that.... Is that a fucking star with 6 points?? Um this is NOT OK. Think of the Palestinian children!!! I'm going insane looking at it fuck you netanyahu!!!!!!!
>>156270331hey asshole that's my pic!!!!
>>156270331fuck this guy
>>156269849>Freddie Freeman gets the start at first base because he won the fan vote (61%-39%). But Matt Olson easily beat Freeman in the player balloting 421-296.What does a 'players only vote' all star team look like
>>156270989these aren't the same guy!?
>>156270629>>156269970ermmmmmm actually the star of david is made up of two equilateral triangles overlaid upon one another, in which one has subsequently been rotated 180 degrees about its centroid. this of course exists only in the euclidean space. now the image in question, which looks strikingly similar to the OUTLINE of a star of david, is distinct in that the lines connecting the vertices are clearly convex, implying this polygon was constructed using the axioms of non-euclidean geometry, specifically those of hyperbolic geometry, in which of course any two lines drawn perpendicular to a third line of reference, diverge when extended infinitely.
>>156271242In English, doc?
>jews & IDF immediately come outI expected nothing less. You people always do this shit. Filtered. Waste more time replying to me, I'll never see it. I know you will, you people can't help yourself. Can't wait for the day you actually do get gassed, unlike the holohoax bullshit you made up.
Go IDF, go Mets.
>>156271256roight, this 'ere so-called star o' bloody david ain't got 'is existin' in euclidean space loicense, and as such mus be one o' them 'yperbolic yabbos innit?
When the greatest closer in baseball history stands with you, you know the game is already won.
>>156270989Tell me more about how tony gwynn retired ringless
Checked the standings this morning…can you believe some worthless editor allowed a typo saying the Yankees are 4 games behind the Rays? I mean, can you even imagine the Yankees (27 rings btw) losing 8 of 10 to fall 4 games back of the Rays (zero rings) Shoddy ass journalism. Fuckin ridiculous mlebbros
I wish baseball were as popular as soccer here.
>>156263632>it’s fantasy slop for 10 year olds Yeah anon, it’s a kids movie Really hoping you posted pasta and didn’t take the time to write all that
>>156271843Ring counting is for casuals who dont know ball.
Guys I'm pooping and I feel like there is more poop inside of me, but I can't get it out
CUMpires btfo
>>156261522doyerfags don't want to hear it, but Kyle Tucker is the best right fielder in the game today
>>156261821Tommy Johns flaring up already
>>156271832zased
>>156271843huh?
>>156272043It's my cock. Just take a deep breathe and relax.
>>156271242I'd like to addend to this, the sign of Solomon is distinctly different than the star of David, despite both containing an equilateral triangle nested inside an equilateral triangle. The star of Solomon is an equilateral triangle intertwined into another equilateral triangle, while the star of david is, as stated in previous post, overlaid.
>>156270937surprisingly similar since 90% of mlb players are npcs
>>156272713tell us more
gm>>156272647Any way we can get him to unretire?
GM everyone
How is Lindor’s all star selection cumming along?
>>156272182>get rid of CB Bucknor>gain Jen PawolLike a monkey's paw
>>156273108shitty ump, male :|shitty ump, female :O
would
>>156273320>>156273169seek help
>>156273320squeezable fupa
>>156273354we just traded for a RHP
>>156273478sensible chuckle
>>156272713I already fucked her
fagnigro lickdickor kek
>>156273618and there it is
Agenda for today:>lift weights>get groceries>pull one out>cook ribs>watch S pummel Guarjuns>eat ribs.o>................x
>>156273783pull out one what?
>>156273365doomscrolling facebook, someone posted a pic from the 90s of Pierce Brosnan posing with Disney Princesses that "went undercover", like Jasmine, Cinderella, and Snow White, and 4chan broke me so badly I expected to see a second image underneath with them all fat.
>>156273783im benching today
>>156273783>cook
>>156273848for men, every day is bench and arms; for females, every day is squats and hip thrusts
>>156273947>he doesn't squat every day
HEADS UP!
Jomboy on the ‘sonshttps://youtube.com/shorts/aoCvAct1vuM
The mist.
>>156273887I enjoy cooking. Cooking something low and slow is one of my favorite ways to enjoy a Sunday.
>>156274242They have a real video up faggot stop linking your gay little tiktak versions with zoomer bubble subtitles.
the jomsons
>>156274903She seems a bit young anon
>>156274930we need jom wit da boy poster now more than ever
>>156274903you shouldn't put anything on a baby's head that will put pressure on the soft spot. all those retards putting ear muffs on their kids is actually detrimental to their skull and brain. they make infant style ear muffs that go on like a headband
As a Dodger girl, I do not like Cubsgirls or Cubbie girls.
YWNBAW
>>156275243I'm a cubbie boy!
Kwan couldve had an inside the parker
>>156273006gm
>>156275243doyerita mi amor...
>>156275401I hate you too. Cubs just piss me off.
>>156261416>420 posts no...NO!!!
>>156275439he gets run down on an australian groundball instead
>>156275303YWNNBACI (you will never not be a chud incel)
the Wall wins every time
>>156275556
Thoughts?
Poopoos are going 0-2 on 2026 weeb nights. BAU BAU!
>>156275439you keep posting screenies, is there really baseball going on right now at 9am?
>>156275643>>156261642
>>156275899half of those players are currently on the IL or will be come all star break, this is why the fan vote is retardedjazz chisolm will be in the home run derby...
you hit a flyball to Cooper Ingle, you really have no idea what's gonna happen
>>156276342
>all the games on peacockWtf Manfred?
>>156275912he's watching the game from yesterday so don't post spoilers
>RAISEL>Anagarm for ISRAELOK Ive had it. MLB is totally infiltrated by ZOG. Enjoy dying for Israel, I'm moving on to football.
>>156276566People really traveled to the all star voting booth and voted for fucking Drake Baldwin over Hunter Goodman
if you interview Parker Messick for long enough he brings up the Crusades
>>156274321This is actually a neat looking shot.
>>156276002if fans voted Jizz into the derby again after the humiliation ritual last year then that is actually hilarious.
>>156276998Bottom right is kino corner
>>156277209i would not have thought the rockies would be all the way over there
>>156276496Yeah, I wish a buxom lass would pee on my cock
>>156277321you want Buxton's ass to do WHAT?
Why isn't James Wood starting in AS game?
>>156277321we all do, you ain't special
>>156277415he got cancelled
>>156277492Why would he get canceled for telling a virulent racist to eat shit?
>>156276943I might just vote for him every year for shits and giggles
>>156275899why is juan soso there instead of jordan walker, despite having less WAR/RBI?
>>156275899I love my Yankletics, but this is Ben Rice erasure.
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8gW0dj_s-A
The Mets is ass>The Mets is assAlso, The Mets is ass
>>156277759because fan voting means it's a popularity contest
>>156277759The all star selection is a popularity contest of sorts. Not primarily based off your current year performance.(see: Aaron Judge)
>>156277857At least Nig Gers got the nod to replace the injured Vladdy (should’ve started anyway, but whatever)
>>156278400>injured Vladdybeing obese is "injured" now?
>>156278419kirky's there
>delaylolcow team
>>156278506fuuuuuck
>8 games on pee cockmanfred, explain yourself
It's O time
>>156278419Sorry sweaty. Muncy got the ADA section 504 spot
In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball EditionJune 12, 2025mest winmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldmest loseIn 2025, Mest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.Mest are 74 and 108 since gay pride night June 13, 2025 though July 4, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the Mest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
>>156278400I would prefer Nick K(We are all one race, the human race)rtz over Vladdy, true. Should be a fun night, thoughbeit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RYYqK_nhmJE
>>156278777>say the word, bart
>>156278777just lit my david r. tease jersey on fire and threw it in the trash
>exclusively on peacockFuck you Manfred
>>156278777His dominican accent is so funny. It almost sounds like he called Cum “Cam”
>>156278885>david r. teaseenough about your favorite male pornstar
cum shitter kke
>rain delay
>thread delay
stinkees kek
WHEN ARE MY MEST PLAYING REEEEE
yep, looking like another minmesomalia W over the stinkums
this nbc color commentary guy is atrocious
>>156280018activate Dark Boone
Buxton broke
>>156280201we dont use that word here. they prefer negro.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>156280201It's bad, thank goodness the Mets take over in 30.
a colored player would've caught that
>>156280221Does Dark Boone hand out whiskey and bacon instead of milk and cookies after fuckups?
>>156280375what color?
>buxton injuredkek, it's a massacre in the AL Central
this dude thinks he's jorge posada kek
>>156280376depends on the player. jizz is more of a rap snacks and courvoisier type of guy
joe ryan will be looking good in my braves' rotation
>>156280560he's a monkey that's for sure
>>156280474Popesox are going to run away with it.
>>156280409White
>>156280669>>156280608
>little gyroslider here
many padres and mariners fans are saying that global warming will kill outdoor baseball
>>156280560>courvoisier>not E&J
>>156280807(san francisco fans were too busy having gay sex to comment)
boy these stankees are ass
>>156280807I trust the science.
what's stopping manfredo from doing the right thing and putting 2 NL teams in the world series
my guy got all dressed up!
>>156280807that would deny us fogkino
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