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HURFF... GRRUGGHHFFF..... ÄRRGGH......HØÄÄÄRRRGGGHHH......

GØLS..... HØRFF... HØRFFF..... GØLS..... GØLS..... GRRRÄÄÄUUUUUHHH!!!

ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
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>>156268809
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>>156268809
RØ *BANG *BANG RØ *Bang *Bang RØ
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>>156268809
that's a big axe
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>>156268852
for you
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>>156268809
>*cuts your head and eat your bowels*
just a little banter
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>>156268809
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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I don't know man, in my opinion it should have been a foul when he brutally cleaved Brazil's goalkeeper in two
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>>156268809
wtf
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>burns down opponents goal in your path
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>>156268809
this big retard makes brazilians shit their pants
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>>156268809
Kek, I fucking love this guy
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>>156268809
HAALAND ... WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
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THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
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>>156268899
He played the ball, and after that dive by Cunha earlier you can't blame the ref for being suspicious
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>>156268899
he survived tho
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Show me in the rules where it says you can't wield a battle axe during a match
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>>156268809
How many today? Im thinking 2
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>>156268931
Guy looks like he has tard strength
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>>156269136
Skulls taken or goals?
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>>156268986
You mean when he bite off Cunha's right arm and tossed it at the ball? I'm not sure if that should have counted as a hand in hindsight
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>>156268809
Can you guys score 7 goals today please?
7 is a funny number.
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>>156269049
he's not gonna goalkeep so good anymore I'm afraid
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He's about to get mogged by Endrick
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HAALAND SMASH
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>timmy thinks he's intimidating
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>>156269876
He doesn't enjoy being tickled, fully understandable.
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>>156268809
>*leaves a banana peel in your way*
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>>156268809
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>>156268809
ackshually double bladed axes were never really used in history
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>>156270190
>he says, eyeing nervously Haaland's mugs made from the skulls of his victims
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>>156268879
Baneposting? In 2026?
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See this is a good spirited fun thread and not the constant barrage of racist name calling thats been rampant these days across all sides. Keep it up bros.
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>>156270458
based level-headed favela-dweller
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>>156270458
I feel you. Im exhausted from all the vileness.
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>>156270458
Based monkey
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>>156270352
Never is a strong word.
Though it's true they were nowhere near as prominent as fantasy would have you believe.
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>>156270458
yeah this world cup has been like 90% whining/int posting and 10% funposting

zoomers are truly joyless faggots
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>>156268809
weapons aren't allowed. You're going to get a red card
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>>156270712
Only if you snitch.
Are you going to snitch?
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>>156270705
you are in a /int/ posting thread, don't mix up that board with /pol/
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>>156268809
its so over for us, how can we defend against that..
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>>156268899
According to the Uzbek Ref it's a free kick to Norgay. Final decision.
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>>156270691
Jack dies at the end because he can't outrun his own child, and Wendy survives (and scores a hat trick in Brazil's goal)
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>>156268809
It's funny because he was born in england and has an english accent
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>>156270691
After yesterday's Haramball I'm.hoping to see real kino tonight
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Flow Kingz bros where we at? What's your favorite track? My personal favorite is Kygo Jo, that's where their career really peaked imo. Who knew a white boy would bring hip hop back.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA
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Do you think your Berserk will beat my Monk?
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>>156270352
Because they weren't as strong and athletic as Haaland
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>>156268899
gk clearly cut his own head off to get the ref's attention
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>>156268809
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>>156270352
Is that more disappointing than helmets with horns not being a thing?
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>>156268809
Sound the war horn!
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>>156271652
First you bombed palestine and now you bomb my childhood dreams. What do jews gain by demoralizing me like this?
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>>156270352
So you're saying we're making history here?
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>>156271652
>>156271855
This isn't true, it was used in ceremony and showing off
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>>156270412
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>>156272532
Thank you. I like israel now.
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>>156270412
Baneposting is eternal
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AFTER REVIEW
NORWAY NUMBER 9 CUT OFF BRAZIL NUMBER 7, 10, AND 19 EARS AND WORE THEM AS NECKLACE
DECISION IS RED CARD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd9Q4XjzbbI&t
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>>156272980
Am I the only one who didn't realize this was a Hamlet adaption?
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>>156270691
link?
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>>156270884
sadly we don't play murderball and haramball like the other sudaca teams, if we lose we just lose doing nothing
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>>156268809
we never stood any chance against a 2m tall viking ogre, fuck
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>>156268809
SKÅRE SUM FÄKING GØLS
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>>156273370
https://streamable.com/q49zq8
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>>156270412
Baneposting is 2 years old.
No I will not look at the date
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>>156270352
peer reviewed source?
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>>156273067
I think you meant adaptation, but it's similar, all stories end up the same. I should have posted the one where he cuts his head off in the end.
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>>156274040
kino
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I hear they're starving Haaland before the match.
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>>156274318
Haaland is currently strapped to a stone table with titanium chains around his wrists and ankles. A single sardine hangs from a thread above his mouth, barely out of reach.
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>>156270412
If it's dead, then show me it's body!
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>>156272874
Wow, ref really handing out cards over nothing
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>>156272874
>the brazilian defender intentionally smashed his skull into the norwegian attacker's fist. decision: penalty for norway.
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Thoughts and prayers to Brazil
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>>156268809
Looks like a gorillo bandit
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>>156268809
Will Vini give birth to another rule today bros?
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>>156268809
KEK
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>>156268809
>beats the shit out of messi and has to be put down by a fifa sniper
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>FI FA FO FØM, I smell brazilian blood, asnwer my riddle, get it wrong and i will eat your goalkeeper
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>>156270352
>never
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People complain about an ogre playing for Norway but nature spawned him from the ancient earth in the untamed northern forests, untouched and unknown to men cast from God, so I don't see where the controversy about him not being "Norwegian or even human" comes from.
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>>156277484
>the untamed northern forests of Leeds
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>>156277555
They needed to put something on the birth certificate, the name of where he slithered out of the Earth's warm womb was being forgotten even in the time of the druids.
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>>156270705
not sure if zoomers are specifically to blame but this has been going for a while
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>>156268899
Alisson dived
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>>156268879
If I strike you with the axe, will you die ?
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If Brazil loses tonight - would that be worse than the 7-1?
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>>156270458
once mexico is out, all racism will be over.
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>>156268809
SEND OUT THE GORILLA
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>>156277917
Getting torn in half and having your bones be eaten by an inhuman beast is more of an honorable end than 7-1.
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I literally can't wait to watch Haaland chimp out on the field and win the day!!!!
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>>156277917
A second 9/11 wouldn't be worse than the 7-1.
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>>156277917
7-1 was at home. Nothing will be as sweet as that ever again.
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>>156270352
Yeah, but they're cool looking and awesome so shut up nerd
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>>156277917
No
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>>156270352
The amerimutt is wrong.
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>>156268899
Nah, the goalkeeper was flopping. Games gotten too soft
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Fifa just issued a warning that Haaland recovered from the sedatives early and is currently rampaging his way towards the New York stadium. Seek shelter if you're in the area, and above all else DO NOT LOCK EYES WITH HIM
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>>156277998
well yeah, you guys don't give a fuck cuz it didn't happen there
plus I bet two thirds of this board were born well after 2001 at this point
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>>156268809
Brazilian wood elfs will shoot a arrow of recall on him, teleporting him back to Skyrim, mid game.
Easy win.
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>>156270352
Proofs or IT DID HAPPEN.
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>>156278568
KEK
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>>156278512
Yeah, even one third 9/11 STILL wouldn't be worse than the 7-1...
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>>156278512
Your own government did it, that's why nobody gives a shit.
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>>156268899
thats just how they play ball over there you have to respect it. If the ref didnt call it its fair play.
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>>156270352
You dont think there were some thatrics to ancient warfare? I suspect the guys with size and strength like haaland might have gone into battle with an axe like that just to intimidate the enemy.
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>>156268809
is that real?

how was this allowed?
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>>156270352
Neither was dual-wielding but I still think its fucking cool.
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>>156278851
He's one of those baki characters who get handicaped by using a weapon. A puny axe could not endure his swings
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>>156277433
>eats him anyways
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>>156268964
DE E GRÆVLA GODT Å SKÅRA MÅL!
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>>156268899
He got called offsides for it so it was enough punishment
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>>156268931
Our players are too fragile, Haaland could snap our NT in half if he so desires.
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>>156268899
Haaland would never hunt a fellow blue eyed brother
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>>156272532
That s a teutonic knight helmet. It have nothing to do with vikings u retarded jew
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>>156279704
Hes only white on the surface. Still mutt, just got a lucky draw in genetics.
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>>156268809
>eats unseasoned rotting fish
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>>156268809
SHOOT THE LEGS
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Bostil is the bitch and norway is prime kid bengala saying vou comer teu cu
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>>156268809
The true Dovahkiin
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>>156279245
Told the refs he was 5% Paraguayan.
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>whats happening to haaland today
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>>156270412
After this get on /tv/ it's never going away Anon. Big Guys and Hotheads are eternal
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>>156280978
Reminder that you have never beaten us, even when we had worse teams.
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>>156268809
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>>156280099
whiter than all united statian players.
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>>156268899
That's a penalty against brazil for having 12 men in the pitch
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>>156280381
Imagine using "bostil" and proceeding to say the most degenerate brazilian shit, what delusional self-hating mutt.

We'll rape their reddit team and send them rowing home just like we made the japanese pick up their trash.
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>>156268809
Finally, clarity in a see of English!
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>>156270458
this is the most 2010 thread I've ever seen, there is even baneposting
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>>156281208
Bostil is losing
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That match is going to be so kino. Im hoping for some insanely foul made by the brasilians.
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>>156278823
nah, same perpetrators as Munich in the sweltering summer of '72
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>>156270412
>2016
>2026
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>>156281454
You say this every game so now I know we're winning.
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>>156278512
as a zoomer non american who was born after 9/11, explain to me why 9/11 was bad besides "dead civilians" because if you cared about dead americans you would've cried about the drug epidemic that's killing half a million american annually
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Haaladinho is an honorary brazilian
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>>156282015
They interrupted my morning cartoons to show some burning buildings, I'll never forget that slight inconvenience.
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>>156279325
This is incorrect.
Multiple occasions of dualists with two weapons, normally with a length distance where the shorter blade is used to parrying
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>>156282096
Nah.
You can keep Braathen though.
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>>156282015
Because it targeted and destroyed an american symbol, the twin towers were not just regular buildings. This kind of thing affect all the collective in a mental and even spiritual level, it shatters the illusion of power and stability of the government institutions
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>>156282015
Not an American obviously but it was the biggest attack in US soil by a foreign actor since... WW2 I guess? It killed any idea that Americans were safe in their homes while they could intervene in the rest of the world without impunity. The reaction to it pivoted American policy and allowed overreaching surveillance, abusing policing and military interventions while calling it 'patriotic.' It pretty much broke Americans mentally.
>if you cared about dead americans you would've cried about the drug epidemic that's killing half a million american annually
Besides the shock, have you ever heard of the 'one dead is a tragedy, a million is a statistic?' Think about it, how many die every day in your country over violence? On car accidents that kill entire families? On wars? Or because they couldn't access healthcare? But one televised death makes people feel a lot more than just saying '500k die every year of drug overdose'.
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>>156272874
Will the refball never stop?
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>>156270458
N-
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>>156281208
BASTÉ
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>>156269505
What’s the difference
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>>156277917
1—0 is the same as 7—0
a loss is a loss
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>>156282015
you don't care about other dead Moroccans you don't know, either
shut the fuck up
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>>156268845
*bang bang bang*

Cam on ingerland

*bang bang bang*

Score sam facking goals

*bang bang bang*
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>>156268899
We arent argentina, bro. They can foul us with no repercussion
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>>156270352
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>>156284985
Lu Bu wasnt real
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>>156268809
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>>156268809
this evokes a profound fear in my dna
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>>156282124
the only fair point
>>156283035
those towers where ugly and stupid
>>156283250
>>156284482
we unironically have a very low rates of non natural deaths compared to the US latin america and sub-Saharan africa
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>>156268986
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
RIP Alisson
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>>156287482
>we unironically have a very low rates of non natural deaths compared to the US latin america and sub-Saharan africa
I don't care why you don't care, but this is one of the lamest cope non-answers I've ever seen
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>>156282015
Americans thought being bombed down to death indiscriminately in your city was thing that only happened to lesser "people" overseas. It was very rude to remind them otherwise.
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>>156281044
after the 2015 4U plane crash with no survivors in the Baines mountains it was literally immortalized
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awful VPN bait, nigger
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>>156268809
My ancestor :)
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>>156268809
Anyone have any orcmaxxing guides?
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>>156285337

he appears in many chinese historical records, some things about him might have been exaggerated, but he did exist
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>>156292771
Eat raw liver, drink organic milk mixed with organic egg yolks
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where is he? why isn't he playing?
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>>156295424
>(You)
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>>156295424
YOU WERE SAYING
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>>156295424
Come again nigga
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>>156268809
imagine being an anglo-saxon and seeing this disembark on your shores
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It's over
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>>156268809
>>156268820
Bump (from page 1 to page 1)
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>>156268809
BASED
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I love this fucking viking
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA macaco sidoso ajjajajaja
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>>156268809
KEKED
was funny seeing brasilians delusional with hexa this past months
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>stands in the middle
>does nothing
>wins
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>>156287717
IT FUCKING HAPPENED
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>>156268820
ACK
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>>156268809
FUCKING BASED
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>Haaland brace
Holy based.
This is not going to help the nips inferiority complex toward whites with them losing to Brazil because they didn't have a gigachad like haaland
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>>156268809
holy fuck...
i kneel
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Even if we lose these norwegian niggas are raiding the English
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POST THE HAALAND RIPING THE MACACO APART
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Literal 1 ogre team demolishes Brasil.
Their best shot came from Ajer.
Joining Germany in the stale bread bin.
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>>156268809
how do you stop him?
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>>156286017
Kek
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FUS ROH DAH
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>>156268809
Realistically, how do you counter this?
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>>156268809
I KNEEL
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>>156286017
WE THE NOOOOOOORTHERN BRODERS
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>>156302496
HAALAANDD
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>>156302633
Trump could maybe sue him or have him detained by ICE, otherwise don't think anyone can. Be fucking mad if he won it, singlehandedly, all on his fucking own.
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>>156268809
I kneel.
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>>156303305
KEK BASED
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>>156268820
kek bye bye
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>>156303305
You alright moshe
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>>156268809
>isn't surrounded by world class players or a harem of servants to improve his stats
>scores seven anyway
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>>156268809
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sticky rage deleted lmao
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lel
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>>156269136
called it
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Important thread
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>>156302975
Cute cis male cat with a penis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMyFIpbCUzI
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HE REMINDS THEM
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This thread aged like fine wine!
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>>156268809
Lmao
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>>156268809
GANO MAJIN BU
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>>156268809
RELEASE THE GORILLA SLAYER
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>>156270458
its literally racist you moron
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>>156305257
However
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>>156268809

Norwegian bros.... I'm so proud of you
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>>156268809
It was always his tournament.
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I really didn't expect him to rip out Neymar's spine like that
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Haaland is genuinely fucking scary, my man is carrying a mediocre team single-handedly, i guess their GK is fine too
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bless this neander nigga.
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>>156282015
well these were jewish financier and pentagon ZOGbot americans. way different when they die.
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>dragging out Haaland for the drums
Cute
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MY FVARKING HERO
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>>156268809
>>156268820
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>>156270352
Minoans did
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>>156305727
>mediocre team

Idk man, Norway played really fucking well tonight, specially 2nd half
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>>156286017
jej
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>>156280099
Whiter than you jamal
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THE JARL'S BLOODLUST HAS BEEN SATISFIED, FOR NOW
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>>156279325
Musashi was well known for dual wielding
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The fuck is lil hue hue gonna do bout it?
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>>156270412
just look at this hothead
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>>156268809
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OP here.
I’m on my 8th drink I’ll keep you guys posted of the scenes from Oslo city
This is going to be the biggest celebration of all time
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W-W-WHO'S GOING TO STOP HIM?????
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>>156305935
Now I don't want our team winning vs England. It would suck to face such a sovlful team.
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>>156303679
hes surrounded by world class players. Aursnes, Berg, Ryerson, Nyland, Sørloth, Ajer are all world class. maybe not Berg on every team but hes a perfect fit for this young attacking norway squad
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>>156306347
haaland lite
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>>156270412
We are living in the zoomer renaissance, unc.
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>>156268809
see, i told you guys i was scared shitless
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>>156268809
I kneel
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>>156305727
Norway is not bad. However, it's absolutely true a team needs a goal scorer. Brazil had so many more chances than Norway today. It failed them. Haaland didn't.
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This thread gave him power
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ENGLAND MUST BURN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH
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>>156306359
Honestly, they have a good shot at the Finals.
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GØLS GØLS GØLS GØLS GØLS
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>>156268820
Kek Brazilians know how to banter
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>>156268809
he deserves it...

but surely, what did you guys think we could do to win norway? what did we do wrong? be honest...
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>>156268809
How is that not a red?
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im moving to norway bros any advice
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>>156305727
keep that perspective and will be next on halland list
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>>156306767
FIFA is too afraid of him.
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>>156284482
That shouldn't have hurt you more than it did. This is what generational trauma looks like.
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>>156268809
If there was ever a world where Soccerfootball didn't exist I think this guy has that killed mentality that would make him elite in the NFL. His first goal was totally hunted down and killed. He enjoys just pushing down annoying macacos for fun. Too bad but in our world Soccerfootball is the way bigger sport and he does it well. I want to see him wide receiver so bad.
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>>156306767
nothing in the FIFA rulebook says you can't use double-sided war axes
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>>156268809
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>>156268809
>>156268820
I can't stop laughing
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>>156306709
You had like 15 goal opportunities and fumbled them all
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>>156306767
It's a red [spoiler]ogre[/spoiler]
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>>156306574
I agree. They were in total control for like 70% of the match.
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>>156306709
there's 35 times more brazillans than norwegians and brazillians play football all day and all night, idgi why this happened
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>>156306098
Wouldn't Norway vs England basically be the premiere league if we get that?
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>>156305727
Their goalkeeper was a fucking wall
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>>156306574
This. They couldn’t stop one guy despite having more control
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>>156268809
>>156268820
>Norway is just a small European country what are they gon-...
>ACK!
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>>156306709
You didn't have soulful rowing.
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>>156268809
My fucking sides are in orbit
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>>156306902
He would be a Tight End if anything, farming TDs inside the 5yd line.
>>156306709
Not play Nerman and have a better CF.
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>>156306902
He probably wouldn't have started because at 16 he was a twink. He developed technique first and then physique. Thank god for real football.
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>>156306709
nyland was really good + missed sitters + neymar getting subbed in killed the game
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>>156281880
https://youtu.be/gQ2JDXccyVI?is=KWgMmDqV40XkHZQk
the prophecy is inevitable
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>>156306347
Thanks Haalands cousin
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>>156306828
Eat porridge, eat fish, go innamountains
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>>156306990
Surely it's just the asthma medication.
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>>156268809
>>156268820
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>>156306709
>sub ancient fossil
>throw the game
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>>156268820
sorry for you, bro. At least Brazil played well and without foul play like the rest of South America.
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>>156307227
I have a theory that Carlo Ancelotti subbed in Endrick and Neymar to absolutely bury their reputations so nobody would bitch at him in four years regarding them since he has that managerial contract sealed. Be real with me bros.... is this meds tier or possible
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>>156268809
>>156268820
Lol
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>>156306055
Truly the Minoans were Nordic. /his/ was right.
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>>156306709
>what did you guys think we could do to win norway?
More eugenics
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RAPED THE MONKEYS - TOTAL VIKING DOMINATION
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>>156270458
Fuck up nigger monkey
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>>156306709
You couldn't score. Many chances missed that you could have scored a goal. From the penalty to at least three more opportunities.
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>>156306828
Learn the language and local dialect of where you go, otherwise you will not survive socially
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>>156307496
Probably, yeah. The biggest problem the public has is letting go of names. If he hadn't taken and hadn't used Neymar, people would have bitched for years. Now he did and people can't complain.
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Skraelings never stood a chance
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>>156307496
Neymar won't even be playing at that point. This was just pure fanservice so he wouldn't get called out for not using Neymar, Truthfully he shouldn't have been called in the first place.
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>>156306709
We lost all opportunities to goal. That's it.

[spoiler] É o Majin Buu, não tem como [/spoiler]
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>>156306274
I mean Argentina is basically Hothead.
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>>156270412
Don't worry, no charge for it.
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>>156306709
Too many whiners like Vini and Neymar
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>>156307418
Why is this one so high quality?
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>>156306828
don't be brown
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>>156269136
how did he know
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Will an England v Norway match finally end the "harry kane is le best striker in the world" meme
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>messi, ronaldo, mbappe, kane score a goal
>they run off and celebrate
>haaland scores a fantastic goal outside the box
>walks slowly away
he even takes his shirt to possibly take it off, and then just decides nah.
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>>156305727
>singlehandedly
Not even close
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>>156268809
good luck to both mexico and england on trying to stop this monster
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>>156306709
more than 5% possession lol
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>>156307409
wdym? its thirdie climate
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>>156268809
>>156268820
fucking kek god bless you lads
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>>156307810
Neymar has too many sponsorships. Lots of money involved.
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I will say. Brazil didn't play dirty. I respect that
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>>156306709
Press and force them into playing low block garbage like japan did. Ivory coast had a lot of ball possession against norway. Brazil not really.
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he did it for nihon :3
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>>156306767
rigged....they allowed him to take that Battle Axe in his inventory to the field.....obviously rigged
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>>156268899
Are you clairvoyant or something
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>>156306709
Endrick from the start
Not have fucking Bruno try to score the first free penalty
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>>156308480
haaland has a lot of pressure on him and he needs his emotional support battle axe
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>>156308251
I'm just joking. I was all for Norway, even if I didn't really believe.
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>>156268809
>win
>immediately have to go against him
Bong bros, either of us are fucked
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Why is big dumb angry viking just inherently funny on some level?
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>>156306709
Joao Pedro doesn't miss that penalty and probably would have been better against Morocco than Igor Thiago was. Abuelotti was a fool to give a pity spot to nermal
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>>156268809
Pure ogre energy
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>>156306709
Unironically should have started Neymar. He at least would have made the two penalties, and the game would have gone to overtime. Easy to say in hindsight though.
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/OURGIRL/
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>>156308462
>weebs trying to piggyback off Haaland who regularly runs over the prem clubs that their gems play in
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>>156309058
Would have been an amazing watchalong, Wawa love
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>>156291393
It was a very discriminate airplane crash
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>>156306055
Isn't it cool to think about the linguistic correlation between these and the word "labyrinth"? These weapons were called Labrys, wielded by the Minoans. The word "labyrinth" has its roots in this weapon. And in the labyrinth, resided the "minotaur", literally Taurus (bull) of Minos. This kind of thing is very interesting.
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>>156308735
Sure, but we're used to it
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>>156270270
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>156282015
More control and surveillance with the excuse of "fighting terrorism"
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>>156306347
Cheers m8. Enjoy it
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>>156268809
>>156268820
I love you /sp/
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>>156307496
nah it's possible, if we lost without neymar than morons would be saying it's because we didn't take him
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>>156282015

It poked the leviathan, spurring it onto a global warpath which destabilized everything and opened things up for bad actor globalists to create the annoying globohomo, paranoid, bullshit world we have today

moron
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>>156309413
Didn't know about the direct relation, also they were so alien Conan the Barbarian-like compared to Greece and dressed weird with dem titties out
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>>156309279
Imagine the screams after the 2nd goal
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>>156307553
The horned helmets attributed to iron age vikings are actually a bronze age thing too...
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>>156309014
Neymar over Negricius Jr. and maybe start Endrick up front.
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>>156309593
weird that politics should matter on the playing field, but perhaps the couch is a bigger strategist
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>>156269702
If we survive getting our hearts cut out by the Aztecs then we'll worry about the Viking raiders
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>>156309998
There's always going to be pressure from the public due to fan favorites and how famous players usually have a lot of business sponsorships tied to them
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>>156309901
The Bronze Age in general had a streak of dominance by Bull/Horned gods. That might be why these helmets were popular.
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>>156281208
lmao macaco
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>>156310147
>>156309998
I only really watch the WC and occasional games out with friends and my novice eyes can tell Neymar is positively washed. He looks out of his depth every appearance
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If there's one thing I'm really glad about in this WC is non-european football watchers or just casuals in general discovering Haaland for the first time. The comments, memes and reactions are generally fucking hilarious.
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>>156306828
Be brown and you be drowning in pussy
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>>156268809
>>156268820
Heh.
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>>156282015
If you flew regularly you wouldn't ask this stupid question
also jews
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>>156310442
The Gabriel/Haaland feud is one of the funniest things ever. How do you recover from this? idc if you win the premiere league again, he basically retired one of your country's heroes
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>>156269136
HOW
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>>156310442
unironically a bunch of american women simping for haaland and adoring him on my reels feed
maybe its because he got the facial features of a ni-
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>>156306828
Truly they are not sending their best.
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>>156268809
haaland is one of the funniest looking people alive right now, it's hard not to like him
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>>156301947
That already happened this WC. France won 4-1.
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>>156268809
>possible Tibia reference
Uh oh Carlinbros, we got too cocky
Our orc berserkers kneel to barbarian bloodwalkers
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>>156268820
It's over lol.
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>>156268809
How do you counter this?
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>>156268809
>>156268820
my fucking sides
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>>156311721
With a shield I reckon
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>>156270412
Of course!
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>>156311537
Against the B team without the ogre
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>>156311721
duck and weave
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>>156269136
Freaking Nostradamus
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>>156311721
>dive
>get two penalties
>still lose
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>>156311721
Gunpowder
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>>156312097
Met zn strakke groene broek
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>>156268809
>>156268820
kino
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>>156268809
This fucker would totally have been raiding villages along the North Sea if he’d been born a millennium ago.
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>>156308646
Well i guess that is fair.
Brasilians used their emptipnal support banana too...
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this gem goes back up
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>>156312292
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJWkDFzEXA
>This fucker would totally have been raiding villages along the North Sea if he’d been born a millennium ago.
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>>156268809
>>156268820
we got axed, our century of humiliation continues...
>>156306709
>but surely, what did you guys think we could do to win norway? what did we do wrong?
I don't even know where to begin, we wasted so many opportunities, if this was a serious team we would've won
but this is not a serious team and the people to compose such team are probably not even born yet, pick another sport to follow because we won't see hexa in our lifetime
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>>156268820

Lmao
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>>156268809
>>156268820
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>>156268809
>>156268820
lmao
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>>156311721
RØLL
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>>156311721
Need to have one player willing to take a red card and a long hospital stay
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>>156268809
>>156268820
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>>156268820
LOL
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>>156311721
bow and arrow
cavalry
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>>156268809
>>156268820
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>>156306709
not white enough
not black enough
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reminded
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>>156268809
B
>>156268820
ased
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>>156268809
Never should have come here!
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>>156268809
>>156268820
kek
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>>156311721
bear traps
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>>156268809
>>156268820
Best posts all year, nothing will top this.
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>>156314646
Perfection
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>>156311721
sacrifice one of your own and hope he goes into a food coma
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>>156268820
kek
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>>156311721
grappling
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>>156270691
This aged well.
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>>156280978
Update
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>>156270691
arseanal sisters
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>>156270691
Spoilers
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>>156307479
>without foul
sorry but those last 11 minutes were embarrassing. When you're going to lose, you take it like a man not cry like a baby to the referee.
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>>156307982
>>156310511
The duality of Serbs
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>>156268809
>>156268820
Very nice, very nice
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>>156308734
What game is that?
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>>156316141
poke all toads
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>>156268899
You go tell him that
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Who do we want to face, Mexico or England?
I feel like England is tougher but more /weakmind/
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>>156316742
Id say mexico since you guys are tall as fuck and mexicans are manlets
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Been a mostly enjoyable thread. Now for the shitshow that will the Mexico vs England thread :)
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>>156268809
>>156268820
based
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ME GØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØLS
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>>156268809
wtf
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>>156268809
kek
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>>156316835
Two more hours
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>>156269136
Y’know, Argentina predicted all of this
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>>156318425
that neymar thing, whatever happened der
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>>156268820
We'll miss you guys
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yeah im thinking it's a bump
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>>156269136
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>>156306709
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>>156268809
>page 8
Not on my watch
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>>156268809
>>156268820
best 2 posts in the whole WC
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>>156268879
>>156268879
>>156268879
>>156268879
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>>156270352
Absolutely wrong.
Double bit axes have been used since forever, not so much for warfare. If you're chopping things you don't need to carry another axe or go get it sharpened. Alternatively you have one side sharpened at a different angle.
And what kind of axe is that? A worker's tool, and such tools have always been used in warfare.
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>>156268820
good sport, respect
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for science's sake, there needs to be a vocaroo of that OP



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