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Andre lookin GOODT
berds
lil jimmy jarvis gets the start. the gook kim curse is lifted.
>>156280993my fucking padres are dead
Yankees.
Luke Keaschall
Who’s ready for Joe Ryan’s perfect game?
>>156281226*raises paw*
>>156281226kek
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ny yankees... whatever happened there
Jazz, you retard.
https://x.com/i/status/2073076740147016178When will MLB do something about this?
bros.................
Soto shuffle all the way back to the dugout nigga
>gayves
>We did it Youtube bros! we chased out Angel Hernandez out of the league even though he's above average ump>now we get a freaking woman ump!
ITFCB
>>156281577Reminds me of that grand slam that Skubal let up last year, in which all four of those runs were mysteriously unearned
lil jimmy flashing the leather
I just saw the lineup and Hyde is sitting Jackson today. Honestly smart move Lodolo is a nasty southpaw so they just shielding hiss confidence while he adjusts to big league spin. My coping mechanism is trusting the analytics. Once he got that away slider figured out he is a bulletproof superstar. We rest today... tomorrow he conquers.
>rain delay in clevelandyeah it's over. replaychads win again
>mclean is dealing
still pissed off about last nighthow the FUCK do you lose a game where you scored 8 runs and your ace was on the mound? Yeah Rasmussen wasn't sharp but I'm so sick of this garbage fucking bullpen blowing games. Outside of like Kelly, Booser, and Baker I don't fucking trust any of them.
>mestsKEK
elite utility man
aaaaaand…… the Mets already lost
The Mets surely will extend Carson Benge in his prime and stop letting Soto roam the outfield.
>>156282136Are the Rays over .500 on the road yet?
Braves are the braves. They always dominate the Mets.
>>156282370this + an all time terrible mets team = win
We are so back
This Met team really likes to hit solo home runs and strike/ground out with risp
Will the Cardinals also win today?
>>156282474>ground outA lot of pull hitters tend to ground out to their pull side, Soto had a lot of them last year for instance and he’s an extreme pull hitter. The strikeouts follow that logic too. Maybe the Mets hitting coach needs to be reevaluated.
Sonny Gray>10-1 record>2.61 ERA>155 ERA+>1.104 WHIP>pitched 6+ innings in 9 of his last 10 starts… NOT selected for the all star game
>>156282586The boy genius David Stearns prefers coaching to teaches players to pull the ball in the air
So the Braves are pitching soto to ground out to 3B but aren’t covering left instead they’re covering right side. Both runs will score.
Kek gayves!!!!!!
Breggy Bear Bop
umpkino
>>156282731crazy that soto pulled that ball down and away to just over the head of the fielders. guys a nutty hitter. possibly the best acquisition by any team all time.
Willson Contreras>3.5 bWAR>19 HR>.285 BA>157 OPS+>162 TB… NOT selected for the all star game
>>156282370>>156282456not so fast
>>156282623JUST
>>156282803Shut up stearns
>>156282623>>156282809Good thing stats don’t decide who makes the all-star game.
>>156282538we have our worst pitcher on the mound
>>156282809its his fiery latinx temper
I still really wish an act of god would smite vientos off of my team's roster.
>>156282816Must be a bullpen game my bad, I was watching the white sux.
>>156282846And why is that?It ain't the allstar game then, it's just the popular player game
Cardinals cheated yesterday by making everything foggy
>>156282777miss, that's too much foam. pour me another
>>156282890Red Sox fans should’ve voted him in if they wanted to be represented at 1B.
>>156282923They had to play in that fog too.
>>156282943Berd senses tho
>>156282943No they didn't. They had contact lenses to see through it. They cheated.
>>156282934>miss
>>156281543Any graphic like that that doesn't feature FIRE CASHMAN first and foremost is an indication that the graphic is made by a clueless imbecile. Reposting such a graphic is also an indication that the reposter is an imbecile. The problem is not Boone. Fire him anyway, because managers are irrelevant in baseball of the last fifteen years.The problem is Brian Cashman. If you don't understand why, baseball is not for you.
McLean is dealing.
>>156282989She's actually female
walked him kek
>>156283061You're a fag.
>>156283085How? Because I know a girl when I see one?
eddie jeanalso>bubba challengekek
>>156283085You're literally canadian.
>>156283116>Beats you into a coma>>156283152You're fat
>>156283216Not remotely. Go get bussybumped by ranjeesh, I am busy flirting with a cubs girl.
>McLean is dealing
>>156283272Those are troons
>>156283002Yes, Cashman is why we're running it back and all those other contracts in the past blew up in our faces. I don't disagree that he has to be dealt with too.>clueless imbecileI've been called worse, less fancier things.
>>156283333Why did you steal this quads from yankgirl? >>156283336
>golf getting mogged by mest vs barvestop kek
>>156283395Because I could. She can cope about it
>>156283274And there it is.
>>156283216>>156283085I'm actually a girl. You don't have to beat him up lolll
>>156283395Typical Indian scamming. Imagine if Blackburn caught that ball in foul territory.
>>156283479>SheI tricked you. That one actually is a boy.
>>156283494>I'm actually a girl.Delusional
>>156283536Nice try. No troon would want to be a fan of Trump's favorite team.
>>156283608>troons>behaving rationally
>>156283540I have xx chromosomes.
>>156283791Utterly delusional
gentlemanly of my berdinals to give those cubbie bears some pity runs
>>156283852Okay then!
>>156283791yes, in the form of your mother's corpse sitting eternally in your bedroom. we've been over this
>>156283536All Yankees (Go Yankees) fans are gigachads who make six figures, 130 IQ, are venerated by their peers, and can have any woman they want, even the female Yankee fans, too.
liberatore finally found his role as team assassin
>>156283791Give them back thief!
>>156283992would lick under her toenails if you know what i mean
Look at all those hidden posts, I wonder what they are saying. We’ll resume watching the Yankees season mid August. Thank you all for watching so far.
>>156284115>mid AugustIt's early June
>>156284115Come back in October so you can see them get eliminated by the guards.
>latina yankee girl in ny in the 2000s>no christina aguilera poster
Does Boone get canned after Tampa sweeps the Yanks this week?
lol what's going on in the bronx?
>>156284115>weYou don't deserve that privilege if you're tapping out here, it's still the swoon, but we're not eliminated yet.
Yanks can still win this
>>156284213its still spiritually april until after the all star break
I am actually enjoying watching the mets play today.
>>156284468Plenty of game left.
A sotonian pitcher assassination
any good posts itt so far?
nothing more american than shutting out every paid subscriber from watching sunday games during a holiday
>>156284844I'm a girl
>>156284844post this bussy
>>156284844just mine
>>156284961hey
I hate having to watch Vientos so much man
>>156284961>>156285133Faggots
>>156285172>tf>tp
>>156284844try this one on for size
>>156285225I'm not the one larping as a woman, fag.
>>156285172>noooooo not my secret boys club :(
>>156281588reminder: CB Bucknor has only been challenged 9 times this season, the calls have been overturned only twice.
>>156285299Bodied that freak
>>156282359are the yankees over .500 against winning teams yet?
>>156285299Stop that, you delusional faggot>>156285325Only freak here is you
>>156285351Me? Freak? I'm an earthrocker motherfucker.
>>156285320He's been doing it on purpose the whole time, now with abs it's no fun.
no girls allowed!
I bet the leaf is the one who's been reporting our booba posting.
>>156285897Why would I report booba. Booba is nice.
>>156285985Nice try cuck leaf BITCH. Homeboy isn't getting jannied today.
bohm has been playing like management told him he was back on the trading block
The Indians grounds crew needs to be investigated and ultimately suspended.
>>156285985Bring back the Expos.
>>156285299it's call the no boyS club, we're allowed to have one
why don't the Blue Jays play half their games in Vancouver?
volpe pimping a walk
FUCKFUCKFUCK
>>156286376Does Vancouver even have a baseball stadium?
ignore the leaf. we love our /mlb/ girlies
My BASED Nats letting the Pirates take a 5 run lead in the 8th so that the inevitable comeback is all the sweeter
>>156286575thanks hun ^_^
>soccer gaame starts>every stream site crashes even for baybaw
That was a wicked throw
>>156286575We all LOVE our sistas!!
Yankekes and poodres are falling apart
>>156286563it can be a candlestick park situation with their soccer pitch?
WALKER GO AHEAD 3 RUN BOMB
>>156286962>>156286575This is /mlb/https://youtu.be/ZqTVdoucV1o?is
>>156288024that is NOT /mlb/
>>156287499Candlestick was originally a baseball stadium. Trying to use a football-first stadium for baseball will look more like LA Coliseum.
We're losing to the Twins, but at least Recker graced us with his presence. No disrespect to Twinfags.
Attaeye Kelly
>>156288024ktim (kek this is me)
>>156288024ktim kek ktim!!!
>six inning nolan
>>156289013why is the pitching suddenly shit?
Nico bops ya!
>>156289493Boone gets too cute with the bullpen management and Cashman thinks the Matt Blake Gakuen can fix anybody so everyone is gassed, even Hitler.
KEK LOUIS
>berds fielding
bad things happen when Matt Svanson steps in
kek kek
omikek
>>156289776the starting rotation shouldn't really be so gassed, there are a ton of teams within 20ip of the yanks
Has anyone ever made a Chief Wahoo Pepe? If not, get to it.
not my gay berds...
>>156289776im glad you finally upgraded your slop generator
>>156290653Boone has a penchant for stealing outs, but also, since you say that, I wonder if they're playing hurt without saying so a la Volpe.
>>156291001something seems to be up!
>>156290920You've only seent 10% of my true power. Also, ur a faget. 27 kiss 'em!>>156291411It'll be fine once Schmitty and all them are healthy, I hope.gg Twins, see you in September. I was wrong about my prediction. I keep thinking Josh Bell is on the Nats.
>>156289776even in AI the Rays are beating the stinkees
I kind of wondered if these combined broadcast booths on Peacock might lead to some petty quarrels between broadcasters. Sox-Guardos seems pretty tame. Is there anything interesting going on elsewhere?
>>156292111Honestly, I'm terrified. Also, give us Greenland so we can build a Crown Fried Chicken there.
>>156292297raynkees fish owes me sex.
>wasting brazoban on an already won gameWhy
No way the Mets blow this right?
gayves getting gaped
>>156292220no, they're pros
Mariners!
>>156294054please bugger me arsch
>>156293984Them not blowing this will be the real shocker
>>156294054true
Are the Dogs gonna sweep the Padres and hit 60 today?
@grok have the mariners ever made it to the world serious?
Braves jump from down 6 to down 2. 10-8 Mets lead
>Grand SlamFucking kek
Mets lose even if they win
This only happened because young was a tard and didn't stand at first. Brazzy lost his cool.
Nice double
>via boxscorejp walkford :)
sit the FUCK down!!!
the Mets of new york
my reddies :)
JP Walkford :)
Trying run at the plate for Hotlanta
TWO RUN HOMER>TWO RUN HOMERTWO RUN HOMER>TWO RUN HOMERTWO RUN HOMER>TWO RUN HOMERAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[VV] Cubs [W]in!gg tards
>>156295278I hate that you're so far ahead of meeee
CUBS WIN ITCUBS WIN IT
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWHAT?????!!!!!
>>156295545I'm just looking at the espn page kek
Just fucking kill me.
holy mest
Tying run in scoring position for the Braves
This is a real baseball team btw
>>156295678Winning run in scoring position for the Braves
Yesterday, I ate a hamburger, a hotdog, a grilled chicken marinated in herbed balsamic glaze, a 4 oz filet mignon, and a couple of pieces from a pork-veg kebob. Today, I want more meat.
METS WIN ITMETS WIN IT
Braveslose lol
So close Barfs
Mets barely survive
mets win despite their best efforts
Thank god
>>156295825between YOUR buns I"m sure
Esock bomb
just stopped by to say HOLY FUCKING MESTthat was an infuriating watch I can't believe how hard they try to lose every gamegg Atlanta
>>156294825Brett should've stopped that grounder and Tyrone should've made a better play at that hit to left as wellterrible defense overall
>>156296755They need a complete roster turnover. It's a rotten team.
luke leadoff double!
>>156296755>>156297084need to boot Baty and Vientos ASAP. maybe get somebody to take Semien and eat some of his salary. bring in Luis Arraez or somebody on a decent deal. great contact hitter and defense. or put Ewing at 2B and hope Robert doesn't fall apart in CF next yearI hope Bichette stays. an awful April and half of May is masking his underlying stats and recent trendnot sure how to feel about Alvy. we also need starting pitching and will have to replenish our bullpen because we have a ton of valuable arms we can trade at the deadline
doyers
>>156297360wasted :(
>>156297824agree with most of this, but I unfortunately don't see Bo stayingthere is so much to change and improve on, SP and 2B are glaring issues for me
>>156298050Blue Heaven on Earth
Blue jeets need to be relocated asap, the 51st state doesn’t deserve a team. Also yesavage is such a dorky looking faggot
>>156298050The dodgers selling the naming rights to the field is a unique low, shame
>>156298185we thought a bunch of mercenaries would give Reimer and Clifford and Tong and Santucci enough time to get ready in 1-2 years. hopefully at least one of them actually works outI think McLean-Scott-Thornton is a decent base. we really need a true #1 but the only guy available is Skubal and it would just be so reckless to take on yet another 10 year contractmaybe run a 6 man rotation with a bunch of 2s and 3s? scoop up guys like King and Gausman
>>156298192I love it >>156298327I hate it
>the rays are the only american league team that's on pace to get more than 90 winsguess that's why people say they're a smart team
jp walkford :)
>>156288024kek! It's kina!
there is literally not a single AL team that isn’t fraudulent
find vocaroospie
@grok what is an out?
cal sac! M's lead!
the peffcast is sadly not very good
I love the PNW :)
>>156300616lake washington is great if you're wealthy enough to live on it
kek fuck brazil
>>156301467Based Haaland
>>156301467(N)o Hexa
Sox bout to finna get walked off again at the end of this one
>Mariners winning>Brazil losingI might get cocky, but a good evening so far
>white sux
>>156302608im a jays fan and i picked brazil to win the world cup in the office pool
>>156302978rip
>>156302978It's okay :3
Is this the same kraut that used to like the assturds?
>>156302608bandwagoner
>>156302978this weekend has been a brutal kwab for leafjeets, MAID is going to have a line around the block
>>156302978This year has NOT been a good year for sports.
>>156303834blow gays kek
>>156302978sorry anon
>>156303619Yeah because the Mariners have won... what? I just love Seattle
ernie KWABent insane that leafs were allowed to rig the all star vote to get all their ugly shitty players in
>>156303996source?
The Toronto Blue Jays want me to kill myself
GARVER FUCKS YA
HR Woooooo
>>156304044
Go fuck yourself yesbitchge
wonder how many blue jeets faggots are going to be euthanized by their government this weekend kek
Kina>kino (female kino)
Mariners are pretty good when they score runs and don't allow runners to score.
>>156306223Why don't the jays try doing this too
stros win and take the series vs the Rays(very) slowly making our way back to .500
>>156306610it's a secret don't tell 'em
>>156306223interesting theory...might have to chart this.......
the yankees wont make the playoffs this season.they are on pace to be back 7 games by the all star break. rodon is out indefinitely now, stanton still not healthy, rice clearly playing injured, judge is rumored to need another 2-3 months rehab; and jazz is concussed.this is a disaster year. i almost cant think of another team falling apart like this - at least not this hard and THIS fast
>The Twins have acquired Woo-Suk Go from the Tigers minor leagues, he has assignment clause that states he must be added to the MLB rosterIf he doesn't Go Suck, I'll say Whoo!
>>156307232i just met him!
>>156307095the more interesting pace they have is injuries. by my calculations they average 1 injury per 4.8 games this year, well above league average (closer to 1 in 14 games)
>>156307095>judge is rumored to need another 2-3 months rehabI thought he was getting imaged this month to see if he could start rehab?
>>156306223>>156307025I could be wrong but I think the stats says that you are typically more likely to win when you score more runs than the opposing team. I don’t have the exact numbers pulled up so feel free to stat check me there.
How are the white sux going to blow this one today?
>>156307539this doesn't pass the eye test
>>156307448He's Jung-hoo Lee's brother in law if you didn't know!
Tigods
>>156307545Seranthony Dominguez blown save walkoff which then triggers the whole fanbase into mental breakdown mode
>>156307539controversial stat if true
>>156307545my money's on a 4 pitch walk to the first man up to bat and a home run after going down 3-0 on th second
han****
>>156307095theyre gonna have to piece together a winning team somehow. and if they keep getting injured then i guess theyll need to do a ship of theseus type thing and replace the broken parts as they break.
good god the jays are rough
WEE WOO WEE WOOPERFECT GAME ALERT
>my chickon strong>iz like the bottom 9 and we winning the 3-2 and i come out on the mound and i finish dem strong>edwin shoogar babyUNIRONICALLY, OF COURSE
>>156308402you don't say anything until the 7th inning you idiot!
we need kina sovl
>>156308402A's cannot possibly go hitless in that park.
soon
>>156308167>>156308035Sounds about right. Prepare for woeposter spam soon.
So how are Yankee fans coping now that Houston is just 2 games below .500?
I'm at the Del Mar fair, I could care less about Chadres getting swept by Big brothers. They deserve it. Bum losers.
if the yankees end the month under .500 that'd be the funniest thing possible
>>156308526HOLY SHIT A PERFECT GAME IS IN EFFECTTHIS IS NOT A DRILLI REPEATTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>156309071I was there during the 23 run Cubs game, I put the radio on to check in on the game and heard them talk about PCA hitting a 3 run home run and immediately turned it off.
blue gays kek
6 PERFECT INNINGSTHIS IS ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS
We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>83 pitches through 6 inningsWOOOOOO WHO’S READY FOR THE COMBINED NO HITTER HYPE
yanks spent the whole season acting like cum shittler was going to throw a perfect game only for some rando on the marlins to do it
>>156309787source?
66.67% OF THE WAY TO THE PERFECT GAME18 DOWN, 9 TO GO
>>156309787Idk, don't think this one passes the eye test
>oh a perf going on>it's two minor league teamspass
>>156309787but is it a perfect thread?
>>156309071Mariners are winning tho
>>156309820At this point, a complete game feels as notable as a no hitter felt 20 years ago
>>156309949500 Reckerposts up, 500 Reckerposts down
>>156309820>83 pitchesanything below 140 isn’t a lot. 100 pitches has become our dumb arbitrary “high” number because it’s a round, divisible 3-digit number
>>156309949No. It’s a /mlb/ thread.
>>15630994918 beers up, 18 beers down
https://x.com/katiejwoo/status/2073860639681069242
7 shutout for ACEcock
rocks got the hot hand
blow gays kke
>game is in half an hour>still no one hereso this is the power of mexico
Why does this A's Marlins game look like a spring training game at a AA ball park?
>>156310918proof doggiedoo fans are fake
>>156310918>underestimating LA trafficArrive in the 3rd inning, leave in the 6th
>>1563109184pm start on a sunday is big gay, either do 1pm or 7pm
7 perfect innings
that july depression setting in
>>156311016Who thought putting a stadium there was a good idea?
>>156310918is this the worst place?>no views of the city >shit traffic>always blasting loud music I can’t even hear my teams play by play
PERFECT GAME ALERTP E R F E C T G A M E A L E R T21 UP, 21 DOWN, JUST 6 TO GO!!!!!!
>opponent is throwing perfect game>bitch about mound>they come out and "fix" the moundexpect a home run next inning to lead off
>>156311127There is no good spot for a stadium in LA if u wanna avoid traffic unless you wanna put it in Oxnard or Palmdale
Gaysconsin kek
>>156311127it's not a bad spot, but the fact that LA hasn't bothered to develop the surrounding area is what makes Dodger Stadium bad. I've stayed in areas near there when I'm up in LA for events and every time I'm always blown away by the fact that the fact that so many people will literally fly out to America for Dodger games yet the area around Dodger Stadium is a bunch of dilapidated buildings and shitty roads. People post that one image of the area outside Citi Field, but Dodger Stadium has the exact same issue
>>156310918I like sitting up there
Corbin FAGGOT
>>156311436They should just move the team to portland or SLC desu, LA is a shit baseball city
>>156311436Anaheim, Long Beach, Newport Beach, Santa Monica, San Barnadino, etc
>>156311555blame politicians, they think making that area nice is equivalent to gentrification
>>156311436what if they turned those dilapidated high rises around LA Live where the Lakers/Kings play and turned it into a new stadium area, super accessible to public transportation and has easily accessible parking garages as well since they already have the infrastructure in place to prepare for Lakers games
>>156311559same, max comfy
The NL West fucking sucks
>>156311373>>156311407They pulled him...baseball is so fucking gay now bros
>>156312044they have to play against the juggernaut dodgers. pls understand.
>>156311846>super accessible to public transportationLA needs like 10x the amount of subway systems/public transit that it has now. A lot of fans drive from the Valley, San Berni or whatever other surrounding suburbs and it's extremely inefficient for traffic
>>156312057COMBINED PERFECT GAME>COMBINED PERFECT GAMECOMBINED PERFECT GAMEI know you’re lying, but the game truly is gone
>doyers game on NBC so dont have to deal with peacockbased
>>156312223I'm not lying
>>156312057>it's truefuck that's so dumb
Naylor did something! 4-0 M's
>>156311846>southern california >public transportation kek even
>>156312223
What's up with Flu he's been looking pretty awful lately
>>156312211even still, it'd probably be overall easier for people actually in LA/visiting LA to get there without the classic doyer stadium traffic jams. I think about how plenty of other teams have managed to solve this problem to a point that you have flyover teams who have been able to put all three major sports teams in the same general area yet you never hear about this issue outside of Dodger Stadium.
>even the A's crowd is unhappy based
>>156312438he's always been kinda mid, only decent against lefties
End of the perfecto
just hop on the union shuttle
>home fans booing the marlins >Reliever walks the first batterFuck these faggot fish
>new pitcher immediately gives up a walk
>>156312425but a combined perfect game does, because it’ll be etched in history how far our sport has truly fallen
>>156312566>This is a black day for baseball
aaaaand that's the no hitter gone kek
He gave up a hit too lmao I hope the marlins have a 109 year WS drought
>new pitcher immediately gives up a hit
let us pray
>>156312672>shaming the coach for pulling the pitcher throwing a perfect game>cheer when the first pitcher demonstrates they were rightb-b-based?
>>156312699we don't have to worry about considering that today, not even a combined no-hitter
….aaaaaaaaand they immediately give up a hitWay to go guys!
Not even a shutout kek
>>156312722we can call them Willy Whackers
>pull pitcher during perfect game >walk>hit>run scoring hit SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
>1st AB: perf gone>2nd AB: no hitterino gone>3rd AB: shutout gone>it's like poetry, it rhymes
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAMESHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAMESHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
deary me>>156312894>>156312722kek
is it too late to be a dogers fan?
>>156312956I mean like, what the fuck was the point of pulling him? Just to make the A’s fans unhappy (based)?
>>156312961I preferred when Andy Pages didn't attempt to make a routine catch and blew all 3 on a single flyball, and the game on the very next pitch
Vladdy brother what was that
GRAND SLAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156313116>flagYesBut you can be a Mariners fan and claim you're from Vancouver
>>156313161incredible scenes that game
>The Seattle Mariners have eliminated the Toronto Blue Jays from postseason contentionI guess it's full circle now, save the bench clearing brawls for another day
BASEBALL GODS RAPING THE FISH
OH BOYfish doing their best Mets impression right now
Hello american bros, how do I get into baseball?SOCCER is not that good anyway
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS WIN THE SERIESgg jays, hope you guys can get it together
gg Ms, another shutout
nice one Msbros x
This shitter has not gotten a single out lmao get fucking raped
ITFDB
>>156302005>>156302612>the shitty of (you)
>>156313328Pick an easy coast team to follow, and make watching their games part of your daily routine. Congratulations, this is your life now!
>not even attempting a perfect gamemodern baseball sucks
>>156313329Me too brother me toogg
I hope the Marlins lose so bad.
SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME
>>156308633i was RIGHT!
>Padres staff already getting ejectedtotal friar meltdown
>>156313551yeah
>poodres staff already ejectedLMAO based ump
YER OUTTA HERE!
Fake and gay
Poodres desperately trying to fire themselves up by losing their shit immediately
>>156313760>>156313695kek what the fuck happened?
>>156313518>but… BUT…. BUT THE PITCH COUNT! HE WAS ALREADY AT 92 PITCHERINOS!
go go goLOL TATIS JUNIOR
>>156313802chimpout over a check swing called a swinging strike
Retarded Ass running themselves out of a divine justice inning
>>156313802poodres staff arguing with the ump over a check swing, ump wasnt having none of that
>Poodre gets ejected after the 2nd pitch
>>156313518I really like their second record tho
Just now catching up, we damn near had a top five LOLMets game of all time today holy.shit.
>>156313990teehee!
What's the longest winning streak a team has maintained scoring only 1 run in each game?
>>156314065it was about the most spaghetti I've seen them spill this year (so far)the fact they still managed to win was the real surprise
>>156312894it was Whitey Whackers, they were pelted at Whitey Ford
>>156313116they have no fans, it's all for aesthetics
>>156313328is >>156306853 you?
Ohtani so respectful of America he waited until the 5th to be bornt
>>156313446nobody cares
>>156314336hell yea, coach
pages has the worst walk up song. way to suck the fun out of the room, guy.
Oof. Ohtani takes strike threeright. down. the. pipe.
>striking out to JP Searswhat does he even do?
>>156313446everyone cares
Every time I watch Dodger games and crowd starts losing their minds over routine fly balls I just can't understand how one fan base can be so collectively retarded
Game's gone
LOSElins!
At least Stammen is actually being aggressive instead of trying to be the all smiles chill bro he was acting like to start the season. His first ejection was kind of a fake one that the ump let him have
>>156314573They’re (literally) fair weather fans who leave after the 5th inning every game to go party. What did you expect?
LOL dodgers keep trying to hit ty france
doggiedoos makin em seethe kek
This A's pitcher looks exactly like Juan Soto but black
>>156314900france has to start charging at people, 3rd in active HBP leaders despite being active for like 7 less years than the guys he's ahead of and the guys ahead of him
>>156314486Know what else he takes right down the pipe?
right off the recker!
Is Nambla the active manager?
padres coach don't want to play? he had enough??
>song gets to play but kim doesn'tFUCK THIS
>marlins bullpen loses the perfect game, the no hitter, and the shutout>A's now have a chance to come back and win the gameholy shit Perez should be allowed to kill the manager for this one
>>156315141>>156306853?
>>156315025i want them to fight, but padres and padre fans won't let us...
Max Muncy walks!
>>156315835KEK our thread's new hero right next to chikaner who pissed off the gay faggots
>>156315005>a's marlins is still on>it was 8-0KEKINI
hershiser's HAMMING it up on NBC again. he loves that shitOH SHIT WHAT A CATCH
Marlinsniggas…….
>>156315932I don't know if you were in that thread, dude posted his dick on /sp/
oh fuck the Fish really are mimicking the Mets
>one run game in the 9ththe marlins manager gets fired for this one if they lose right?
>>156315975I hope they lose so badly
>>156315975I kept it on out of boredom, it's actually become really fucking funny lmao Marlels
>>156315660Perez has an arm that is as good as any that's out there. The priority is to take care of it.
>>156316042I'll take Hersh hamming it up for hours over Karros' drunk rambling about ABS
>>156316135Shut up retard
>Doyers sweeping the poodres>Mexico beats englandtoday is a good day
lmao the A's are so shit
Yeah remember when the Cubs were cursed by a stinky goat? now we have a cat cursing Brazil team. Shouldn't have thrown the poor thing away 4 years ago.
>>156316191they think long term. they don't play to entertain you shit for brains.
>>156316180right now, he just said he's so glad it's on NBC today
>>156316260Shut up, retard.
>>156316135You’re what’s wrong with this sport
>>156316297>>156316343you'll get to see your special no-hitter one day, casual summerfags
>>156316260>they don't play to entertain youYes they do lmaoThey don't get money if nobody is watching
>NOOOOOOOO HE CAN'T JUST BE LEFT IN TO COMPLETE HIS PERFECT GAME>HIS ARM WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE IF HE THROWS 101 PITCHESand the image is a soijak freaking out you get the idea
call and freeland gonna do that all day and still get 0 errors
>>156316434It's kina!!!
>>156316434you dweebs are the ones seething :)
>>156316474it's "kinx" chud
>>156316415I've seen several, you're clearly the newfag sucking GMball cock
>>156316543you don't know ball
can you stop talking about other teams THE DODGERS ARE PLAYING
>>156316543what is good morning ball cock?
>>156316260A perfect game makes you baseball immortal, that's about as long-term as it gets. The Marlins finding even a crumb of excitement to get fans in seats is long-term as well.
nu baseball males kek
>>156316602everyone is saying this
>>156316602Team Mexico’s playing in an hour’s time. You’ll be gone first.
>>156316602the thread is dead because mexico is playing at the same time
>>156316474kekina!!
r/dodgers has better baseball discussion
>>156316624Eury Perez is a once in a blue moon talent that's already lost a season. I'd rather see what he might be able to do with a longer career. I don't give af about one game in early July.
A hitter hitting 4 hrs in a single game amazingA team doing it is notA pitcher pitching 9 no hit innings is amazingA team doing it is not
JUST GIVE THE GUY A BIT, PADRESFUCK!!
F..P..S..i...l...o....r...a...x......s...c........t...e
>>156316743r/dodgers is probably more brown than the soccer gennies here
>>156316833a bit of what?
if he threw a perfect game in a minor league park it would be a disgrace
>>156316743>ricknmorty.jpg
>WHAT?? YOU HAD YOUR PITCHER THROW MORE THAN 100 PITCHES??? (You) CAN’T DO THAT! (You) CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT IT’S AGAINST LE RULES
that's the third bat that flew off the hands in the last two games. what's going on?
>>156316799why are you ignoring the time ohtani did both?
>>156316743it's not about the better discussions. it's about trolling and falseflagging for me.
>>156316773No one will remember him, I guarantee it. Just like no one would remember Mandingo German if not for the perfect game.
>>156316799bit in this
>>156316886but they weren't in New Stankee Stadium or Diaper Park
>I'm not gonna tell you how to get him out!KEK
>>156316927It's corked.
Sears is dealing
>>156316934no one remembers him regardless. you remember the big what ifs just as much, if not more, than someone who was lucky enough to throw a perfect game.
nu>>156317118>>156317118>>156317118
>>156317003mythbusters proved that corking your bat was actually detrimental to home runs. Sosa and McGuire were corking their bats not to hit homeruns but in an attempt not to in order to hide their steroid usecupping your bat is much more effective
>>156317085The only one that is even remotely true for is Galarraga
>>156311555>People post that one image of the area outside Citi FieldAt least they're finally developing it
>>156316901muh analytics
