NASCAR eero 400 at Chicagoland Speedway. Starts at 6:00 PM EST
green flag 6:19p et
>>156293176I'll allow it for the OP image.
>>156293426I’m more of a hooters racing chad
Fourth for Kyle "hey, nigger" Larson
I will not let the NAPA thread die.https://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExYHow was O'Reilly's last night? I did a thing with actual people and I thought it got rained out completely.
>>156296389It was ass
Rolling for lap of the first coolsuit failure.
is ziggo not broadcasting this race?
>>156302251Thank mr nascar
>>156304331Does he miss Kyle more than he misses Dale?
Hey bros
That preacher lookin ZESTY for the lord
YES muh godYES muh merica
>>156304331Just remember that he gets to race all of the legends (besides the ones that would be in hell) in heaven and we will get to see the race at some point.https://youtu.be/EoeOXQ0nrWM
>>156305927damn right son
getting ahead of the curvealso winrar roll
>>156298397I'm glad I missed it, I guess.
Official winner roll!
>>156302251Thank Mr NASCAR
>>156306343What’s good Florida man
>>156306505delet
>>156303040That is the biggest Juan I have ever seen on the live stream.
Which driver has the cutest butthole?
>>156306618
>>156305313I absolutely thought we witnessed a death live on TV. Modern safety equipment is unbelievable.
>>156302251thank mr nanscar
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKCould HBO just have a view of the track or something?
This is gonna be a massive slurper
>>156307590Your mom slurped massively last night
>>156306976Where did you get this picture of me
>>156302251thank mr nanscar>>156307590Don't tell me I am staying up again for a cheatin yoder win again. I need this Larson win today to have the next to perfect racing weekend.>>156307843Now it is official
>>156307421No, the point of the commercial break is your suffering. The product exposure is simply incidental.
Video games and anime
>>156307843Now we can race
>>156307937i took it from the 24/7 secret stream i have setup inside your house
>look at how fast they go through those twinksWhat did Mikey mean by this?https://youtu.be/8xHr2Qt37q4
>>156308137He’s gotta do this shit on purpose
>>156307843Hell yeah!
>>156308020Larson will burn his tires up and bottle in the wall per tradition
>>156306976You can tell a Zoomer made this because they think 10:00 am is early.
Ai que delícia watching shitzil getting assfucked again.Now back to tbe good shit.Also that was punishment for turning off indycat for pre game faggotry.
GREEN GREEN GREEN
>hear a caution come out on nascar.com before TV shows the start>yet again
OH NO NO NO
>ZILSHIT
holy shit zilisch already
Holy hell this guy has the worst luck lol
welp
Zilisch NO!
lmaoo this shitter wrecked again
What the fuck is Zilisch's problem?
At least that crash wasn't his fault for once.
Heh my guy zilly…he just needs…heh…more time
Zilly's white ass ain't ever making it out of torture city.
Well, that was a """good launch""" from Hamass>Zilly is killy
>zillshit
they should consider paying him per lap
>already caution>>156308403I won''t believe that and let myself have that glimmer of hope
The terrorist known as Ricky Stenhouse jr
why is he incapable of saving a car from a spin, it's danica all over again
Zilch needs to stop running the Red Bull car it’s cursed everyone knows this
This js probably the best example of the importance of qualifying I can immediately think of.
>>156308865>Wrecky Spinhouse
Why is Nemecheck sponsored by literal chemical warfare?
Sigh...
Anybody who unironically drinks non-alcoholic beer is a miserable faggot and I would not have sex with them
>>156309092:(
>>156292651>CURSED
>>156309183you gotta take whatever you can get
Nemechek and Preece are the racing version of haramball. Sick of these talentless shitters.
>>156309092>misguided wolf bet on a road course specialist
>4 wide nice
If Reddick wins the season will Michael Jordan give him the N word pass?
cheatin yoders rushing for the cheats early on
>hamlel deactivated his cheats
Used to go to Chicagoland speedway growing up, always liked when they raced here
>>156309400But dude, so much potential, this is the year they finally live up to it!
Denny's gone. 10 second lead by the end of the stage.
Holy shit. Did Larson finally realize who the hell he is?
Dennis Hamlin taking the lead, right where he belongs as the best driver in the field.
>>156310278Oh, my bad. I forgot about the settlement.
>>156310387Based and Denny-pilled
>2 second lead already
This is the most cheated up the yoders have ever been in a decade
What is Denny's endgame?
I like Toyota
>yellow flag because the car is yellowIs Nascar just pulling shit now?
>BAMF does it again
Which drivers are thug hunters?
Now that was a great save actually
Gonna eat a couple hamburgers
>>156310836To win every NASCAR race for the rest of time so his dad finally loves him.
Assuming Hocevar was the cause of every crash is peak reddit
Mamba Smith is even more annoying than Marty Smith, and almost as gay as Rutledge Wood.
>>156311275Nice. What are you going to put on them?
At least two Chevys in front to hinder the yoder dominance a tiny bit
>>156311621Gotta keep pandering to le blacks even though that hasn't worked ever
>>156311661Cheese and ketchup and pickles on one and ketchup on the other one
>>156311275Bacon ranch tacos
dang it bobby :(
>hill
>bobby hill
>>156312088
dang it Bobby!
svg a salty bitch
>>156312215Hill deserved it
That was a killer move from SVG. He is learning to push his opponents into the wall
i dont think its supposed to point that waybut im no expert
>>156312322What the fuck is Hills problem. Throws a dirty block, then acts the victim.
>>156312380
>>156312070Nice. I like the classic Krystal toppings of cheese, mustard, pickles and onions.
A Pontiac would lap all these shitters.
>>156312261it was still intentional and he should be penalized points or $$. cant abandon the precedent just because hes a fan favorite.
>>156312215Yeah, didn't block him, aye
Who would win if Bobby hill and Bobby Hillin Jr raced?
No commercials on HBO Max is fucking great
>>156312478Biggest tard in the Cup field.
>>156312088>>156312165Lookin good boys!
>van guggenheimer
>>156311275I just tossed some brats on the grill
>>156312491thanks, i might have that one, but don't care enough to do anything about it
SVG is the nicest guy in the sport.
>>156312641Chopped baconHamburger cooked in the bacon grease3 tablespoons of pickled jalapenos3 tablespoons taco seasoning 3 tablespoons of ranch seasoning1 cup of waterTaco shells heated up in bacon greaseShredded cheeseSour cream Fry sauce
>>156312783Mine slightly curves up. So I thought I did and googled it. Dudes with Peyronie's disease have fucking 90° angles in their dicks. I definitely don't have it
I guess the 48 is too busy sucking cock to try and win this race
>>156313040mine goes the other way, sharp enough that its noticeable, but it's so small it doesn't even matter, not like it's getting any use anyway
NASCAR on hbo max. Gonna pick that Logano kid to win
>>156312491Couldn't be me and my 3 incher Also, go Bubba and 23XI racing!
>>156313171I am terribly sorry to hear that, buddy.
I need him to stunt on these hoes.
PPG always has beautiful paint schemes on race cars. Austin Cindric's is no different
>>156313431thanks, but in all seriousness was he allowed to drive backwards on pitlane to spin around? I thought that was against the rules?
>>156312782based, i was working the city special event yesterday so i had to have my cookout today
>>156313558I want him to win a cup. I don't think he will though
>>156313575I've never heard that rule before. As long as pit road is clear, I don't think it would be an issue
Hill is an obese piece of shit
>>156313842Based
Need these cars to go 10 mph faster
>>156313807hmm, i thought i heard it once, maybe it was just an announcer making shit up, or maybe it was a completely different series
>>156313930He will be a cup champion. He is a generational talent. You’ll see :)
Austin Hill fucking sucks and is still probably going to be a full time cup driver next year because Richard loves him>Riley Herbst top 10These yoders are CHEATED
>>156313575>>156313807Technically SVG drove against the track and pitlane when they drove at that naval base. I don't hink he received anything.
>>156314041On Opposite Day!
>fixing the pitlane
comfy time my dear boys>asphalt
>>156314062Austin Hill is a generational talent. Show some fucking respect
had a dream last night that jamie little was cranking my hog and danielle trotta was interviewing me like it was post race. woke up right before i busted straight diamonds.
>>156314455generational is my dick.he sucks more than shitzil.
>upper deckare cards cool again?
I like the darker shade of blue on Larson's car over the normal one.
EH! Michael said I can fuck Tyler Reddick's wife during the race, doc!
Upper Deck livery is kinda nice. shame about the driver though
>>156314627Pokemon cards are a big deal again>>156314630The navy blue Hendrick paint schemes always look fantastic
>>156314659lmaoWhen are we getting Space Jam 3 about Nascar and the 23XI team?
>nascar is back >heh heh heh yeah fuk u
>>156314627For retards who treat them like crypto
>>156314862Do the Monstars mistake Wallace as a basketball player because of his skin color?
>tardsonGREATEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD
>larson
>>156308403He missed the wall, but he definitely put too much into it
Larson you fucktard. At least take that cottonpicker with you
>larshit
Fighting the most cheated up Toyotas in history btw
all of these retarded fucking gimmicks to make the rectangle with circles roll
What a shitshow
omg what an ordeal
What exactly did Mr. Yazoo give NASCAR to allow the cheating that's been going on this season?
>>156315236Dallara can’t fucking make shit The dw12 is 15 years of evidence of this Fuck nascar
>>156315183He's always drove on the edge going back to his CGR days
>>156312905Sounds fantastic!
>>156315344He lost so many races being on the edge. His Ganassi years in Busch and cup were still sick
>>156315369I take pride in being able to make delicious, unhealthy foods
>>156315492>37 days
>LardshitWho will save us from these cheatin yoders now
>>156315492That’s why he’s the goat
>>156315309Reynard is gone, Panoz wont return to indycar, and Lola its a Rola/a penis.
>Track lights comin onKino approaches
Need a nap but still have to work out....this race isn't helping.
man this season suckssomeone spin that fuckin 11 so there's at least 1 positive from this race
>>156315678>Who will save us from these cheatin yoders nowClearly, not the NASCAR technical inspection department.
dem cheetin yoders
>legally cheatin yoder 1-2-3Yeah, going to finish this beer and head to bed. Not worth watching this shit.
>>156310880Move over ToyotaNiggerThis is a Ford man’s neighborhood
>>156316766Yeah, it's undeniably at this point.
>orange box mentioned
Buescher's crew fucked up
>My car is getting worse >Falls from 1st to 3rdWTF is he bitching about?
BIG SHID
Explosive diarrhea parasite
That 45 car is FUCKED
>>156316989I’m not watching right now but it sounds like he fell two positions
>cheatin yoder cheated too hard>cawshun
Why is Denny sabotaging his own driver?
ew, that is a bad color
>There's something wrong with the 45Allahu Akbar!
how much of the field was trapped a lap down?
explosive diarhea after eatin too much oiled food
>>156317083bubba wallace jr?
>>156317051Is it Adam Petty at New Hampshire fucked?
Ford bros...
Still can't believe Rusty Wallace fucked and didn't pull out from that black chick.
>>156317223*kyle petty death stare*
this track is cursed or a curse
JJ Yeley top 10 lets go
>>156313930Lol he's on Ozempic.
>>156317423>come to daddy
What classes we taking /turnleft/?
HBO Max doesn't have commercials. It's now my favorite way to watch. Give them the whole season
>i'm back in the saddle again
Dd12 never has commercials
>>156317850>Dale Jr. The Asst Dean of the whole collegeThe nepo baby shit never ends.
thanks for drawing a circle, i never would have found that gaping hole on my own
>blooba
>Hole in the radiatorThats one way to deal with a Yoder.
great value chicken nugget anon. are you with us?
Why doesn’t legacy get the cheated up yodas
>>156318210Erik Jones' grand father flew the Enola Gay. Pretty well known.
>>156318210they don't pay $8M and have their owner driving for jgr
>>156318371So? Nukes are fake and gay
>monday morning meetings>No lunch break and time to watch in my officeHow is SvGee? Is he safe? I'm having a coffee and a bacon and egg pie btw
Bubba winning would be a nightmare scenario
Byron is our only hope.
>>156318883He got pushed out of stage 2 points at the last moment by Memewreck
I fucking hate Byron. Briscoe is the only nonslurper with a chance to win
>>156318720he wrecked austin hill and has been like 28th all day
>>156319034fucking based, was there a webbum?
>>156319123i can make one, give me a few
>>156319034>>156319123svg's onboard proves Hill instigated that. Swipes down when svg had he inside run. He knew what he was doing, just like san diego.
>>156318939Nah hope hw wrecks for driving the (((Anduril: spy on woke goyim and drone strike amalek))) car
>>156319123
>ah geez I wish we didn’t have the playoffsMonkey paw closes>most semen slurping season of recent memory, nascar happy to sit back and let Toyota cheat every week
>>156319794lololol absolutely text book. thanks fren.
>>156318448Nope but nukes leaves hexagon shaped Glass where it hits
>>156320667Nukes aren’t real
>>1563197940:27 says it all.
>>156319814does a lucky rabbits foot mixed with a closed monkey paw have any value in the modern cup series?
Why does Bubba have a Space Jam car?
>>156322614Upper Deck is selling NFTs and signed posters for the 30th anniversary
>>156322614it's a rather obscure homage towards the 1991 space movie
>>156322614why don't you have one?
>>156322775oh
A margarita company should sponsor the Lime Rock truck race
how do we fix chicago?
>>156322782You had one job Upper Deck and you blew it. Side note that brand was my fav baseball cards as a kid. Always liked the style they went with.
>>156323365you have to fix the chevys and fords
>>156323437Upper Deck from 1990-2005 or so had the most beautiful card designsPanini has an exclusive license for nascards right now though
>>156321857so says the shartypig
why does ty gibbs still look like a child?
Not watching but how is it going? Bet the house on Logano
>>156324189looking good penskebro
>>156324189He's in 15th, so just need a few overtimes and he can do it.
>>156324189It was actually kinda depressing how fast he dropped like a rock at the end of stage one. Is he finally washed?
>>156324282Penske perfect
>>156324355>>156324493He’s had some funky luck this year. You need to be 48-50 for me to consider you washed in this series. Harvick could still win in this car
a briscoe win would be a nightmare scenario
the toyotas are so cheated up rn that isnt funny
anyone but 11 please
So what's the moral of this race?
>all B podiumchevy needs to cheat harder brosgoing to watch ingerland see ya next week
receding hairline niggas rejoicing
>>156325063dont wake up, the nightmare is here
I Guess INDYCAR is coming back next year to chicagoland to fill up the D.C. race void.Race wasnt shit but fuck toyota and their cheated up garbage.
I'm satisfied with the winner. He clearly didn't have the best car and had to fight for that.
>>156325511this should've been Denny's race
fishing car won
why does chicago feel so depressing?
BORN IN THE USA
>>156325511There's a trick to winning at Chicagoland, it's all in the wrist.
>playing bruce spingsteinthe most anti american music ever
>>156326396>2028 cheating Toyota enters indycar
Of all the cheating Yodas I’m fine with Briscoe
>>156326627Just bought some lures and hooks from them
>>156325511They need to force a phantom caution with like 30 to go. The restarts here are great but after things spread out its pretty static.
Recommend me something to buy at Bass Pro Shops
>>156328018gunsfreeze dried meals
see you fags next week
>>156328018If you live in a bimart state there’s no reason to go to bass pro except for gami siwash hooks
>>156328559Race is official, see you next week /turnleft/
Zilisch is the winner if you only recognized reversed fields.
>>156329311He would win a lot more races if Nascar wasn't blatantly hazing him in his cup races.
>>156329462Zilch is destroying cars on purpose for two years to make trackhouse go broke then he wins in 28 in the 48
>>156329462He should take out the field. Fuck friends
Bass Pro Shops
For me, it's the Bass Pro Shops Bass Pro Pyramid Shop
why would i ever want england to win
Bass Pro Shops or soccer? Bass Pro Shops
