It's time
You're welcome, torskbro.
>>156308494based
>>156309232Incredible how arrogant they are even after they lose
>>156309232holy shit what a bunch of arrogant monkeys
>>156309232Funny, cause their coach is easily the least shit part of their teamI hope they send them packing so they get even worse
>>156308216Kek why does he not have a brazil flag?
>>156308216>twitter attention whore thread nice
Classic vira-lata syndrome in its two stages.
>>156309782yeah brazil deserves to play even worse next world cup. ancelotti did much more than i expected him to. this team was unsalvageable
>>156309619Cherrypicking. Most Brazilians know how to banter.
>>156310061south americans have football as their entire identitythey don't "banter" about that paco (yes you're not german)
>>156308494BasedI always considered you the heroes and I was cheering for you the whole time. In fact this was the first Brazil game I watched from start to finish because I believed in you the entire time. (Brazil was outplaying you for quite a bit, though, not gonna lie)
>>156308216>FlamengoOne of the reasons we got btfo'd is because there were too many Flanengo players in the NT, plus the Master Choke Vini Jr.
>>156309536Esquerdomachos from twitter are the worst people in this country
Goddamn you really were saving all these screencaps for us, you really are upset. I thought the average brazilian didn't think about tugas at all but apparently i am wrong.
I always like to go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_Brazil and look at the BR newspapers which all talk about this devastating loss on the front page of courseIt's fun to laugh at BR shits
>>156309782That's true, but it cannot be ignored that when he put Nerman and Endrick he made an all-attack formation that opened our defense. But I blame Vini Jr., which is the Raí we deserve
Am I doing it right?
>>156310148I'll source you some good stockfish for the support. My brother lives way up Nørth.
>>156309232>muh traditionThis larp is very embarrassing... if your "tradition" is some ball sport then you are a worthless country. Oh and btw a lot of their world cups were won at a time when most countries didn't even have teams and even those that did and actually traveled often had amateurs in them (that is, the people who had other jobs).>>156309619>Incredible how arrogant they are even after they losethis
Piores que a Noruega (também no futebol)
>>156308216on twitter:futebol_infoCentralDoBregapesgrau
>>156308216>I can't take losing to mediocre European national teams anymore, my god
>>156310148>Brazil was outplaying you for quite a bit, though, not gonna lieTheir gameplay plan was incredibly demanding, you could see they struggled to keep up by minute 60, by 70 it was all Norway. We essentially played defensively and refuse to engage on Brazil's terms, they tired themselves out.
>>156310557>CentralDoBregathis one is the worst
While I agree that those people are just a bunch of faggots (known as FUTT, they ARE literal faggots, one was a pedo that died even) posting twitter threads should be a bannable offenseI'm conflicted
>>156310649I think it was Brazil's best chance, though. And they were extremely dangerous and had considerable more chances at around the 20 minute to 55 minute mark.I really do rate that coach highly. Brazil just couldn't finish by combination of /weak mind/, bad luck and also the insane fucking performance from your goalkeeper (That save from the own goal, holy fuck). But he did the best with what he had.
>>156310649Norway also had a much better coordenation while we have a team full of players with main character syndrome
>>156309619Arrogance? Your team is fucking trash. You won because our players decided to stop playing in the second half. You'll be drstroyed by either England (if they manage to survive the altitude) or Argentina.
Wow Brazil is browner and blacker than I thought.
>>156309619>>156311029Case in point.
>>156311029he seethin
I honestly enjoy that attitude. Arrogant when they win, complete emotional breakdown if they lose. Makes for great banter.
>>156311103By the way, this guy has been seething nonstop for an hour now. Just seething tweet after seething tweet.Feels so good to see these uppity faggots put in their place. There's no bigger gulf between arrogance and lack of skill than Brazil. These retards think they're France^2
>>156311029>>156310994when you get kicked out by Scotland in the next world cup, will you finally be a shit team?
>>156310792>I think it was Brazil's best chance, though. And they were extremely dangerous and had considerable more chances at around the 20 minute to 55 minute markI don't deny that, I was gripping the edge of my seat the entire time>>156310832>Norway also had a much better coordenation while we have a team full of players with main character syndromeYeah that's not an issue this year, we have had some players in the past that were very MC syndrome but it's not the case now. For all the attention Haaland gets he doesnt sabotage the team for his own benefit
>>156310382Niggers will really bring up trump no matter the subject of the conversation
This one has never seethed about Portugal before, at least. That's refreshing.
>>156311221The team wasn't shit. It wasn't good either, it should've at least reached the semifinals, but the mentality of the players is pathetic, they literally stopped playing in the second half, Norway had 70% ball possession. This was not a game Norway won, it was a game Brazil lost.
>>156311103>>156311386You're so obsessed it's truly pathetic, no one here even thinks about Portugal.
>>156311467You've faced us five times in history. 3 of them we won, 2 of them were draws.Never ever, son.
https://x.com/CBF_Futebolbig mine in the comments
>>156311029You havent won against european teams in the world cup knockout stage in like 30 years. Sit down, it ain't your sport anymore
>>156311646>five times in historyThats about the same amount as Liechtenstein. Perhaps you should try going to the WC more often?
>>156311029>You won because our players decided to stop playing in the second half.
do BRs really care that much abourt portugal? I get it, history and colonialism and they speak portuguese but stillyou dont see the rest of SA seethe about spain
>>156308363> product of post-colonial immigration > thinks he's a victim of it?Why are Sudacas like this?
>>156311692>Haaland Buu in the replieskek
>>156311799We've been more than five times, but we tend to get knocked out earlier. We're still the macaco's kryptonite.
>>156311882They seethe a lot about Spain, way more than we seethe at Portugal.
>>156311467>it should've at least reached the semifinalsHaaland caused so much damage that some people are in a state of delirium. See this guy.
>>156311926
>>156311882Brazilians will all say here they don't care, and it's true, to an extent.But online, Brazilians who cry about Portugal are way overrepresented. They must have some cool propaganda campaigns going on there.
I have 2 streams on rnone is a Norwegian news channel where they're interviewing drunk people cheering in the streets and there's even a fully sold out stadium watch partythe second is Brazil's sports channel, and they have Ancellotti answering questions as if it's the Nuremberg Trials.
>>156312000hmmm.... not sure I believe you but I also know very little
>>156311882>>156311923It's a Twitter thing.
>>156311923Centuries and centuries of their states educating them with a false narrative to create a false sense of patriotism and unity. Hatred moves mountains, and their politicians know it.
>>156312035Shitposting will never be the same again in the future with AI at everyone's fingertips in seconds. Hell people will soon instantly make fake AI replays of "did he touch it? did he not?" moments from other angles too
>>156311646Well, if you're gonna talk about history then we have 5 world cups and you have 0.>>156311744You lost to fucking Paraguay, motherfucker.
>>156312086>Ancellotti answering questions as if it's the Nuremberg Trials.lel
>>156312056There's no propaganda campaign, it's organic. Twitter users are just that mentally ill and have that much free time.
>>156312162You won those cups through luck by not meeting us.
>>156311882no, it's a pink-haired sjw thing here
jesus
The /bra/ thread on /int/ is quite good as well
>>156312242kekYou aight, white boy.
>>156312162Soon enough you'll be like Uruguay, stuck reminiscing about ancient triumphs from before Christ was born because your present has nothing
>>156312086the second is Brazil's sports channel, and they have Ancellotti answering questions as if it's the Nuremberg Trials.what channel? i want to see it>>156312242true true
>Brazilians hate Portugal so much holy shit!!!1!1!1!!!>The Portugal vs Croatia CazeTV stream was the second biggest stream in youtube's history with most people rooting for CR7
>>156312056>Brazilians who cry about Portugal are way overrepresentedOn twitter, because most brazilian twitter users are pozzed leftists The average Brazilian has a warm or neutral feeling towards portugal, this whole colonial seething thing is a overly online leftoid thing
>>156312333leave Christ out of this, pendejo. respect His name
>>156312350SportTV, but now it's gone away from the interview to network pundits screaming at each other over the match
>>156311882Keep in mind that most Brazilians on X are leftists. They're the ones constantly seething at Portugal over colonialism and demanding their "gold" back
>>1563123335-1.https://youtu.be/lHhq8CGR1is
>>156312353SELOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOhttps://x.com/RenatoIMPERA/status/2068379321773826543
>>156311882only leftists and twitterfags seethe about them, tugabros are alright
>>156312486thanks
>>156311377bro he literally bragged about being behind this, are you fucking retarded or something?
>>156312393>>156312489That hasn't been true for a while now, the tweets with most likes nowadays are from right-wing profiles and right-wing politicians have way more views and likes than left-wing politicians, see Nikolas.
>>156311923what's funny is the direct descendant of Moctezuma, who still holds a noble title to this day, even calls out sudacas for their victim complex. Meanwhile you have tons of Mexicans descended from the tribes who defeated the Aztecs trying to larp as them constantly and hate on their Spanish forefathers.
>>156311029
>>156312564Meaningless, they got the cup
>>156308494How do you say based in norge?
>>156312745>That hasn't been true for a while now, the tweets with most likes nowadays are from right-wing profiles and right-wing politicians have way more views and likes than left-wing politicians, see NikolasYea nigga, its right wingers crying about colonization and demading LGBTranny rights online, for sure
>>156312333hey!
>>156310360Vinegar deserves it for inventing that crybaby mouth cover rule.
>>156311029>Arrogance? Your team is fucking trash. You won because our players decided to stop playing in the second half. You'll be drstroyed by either England (if they manage to survive the altitude) or Argentina.
>>156312774They didn't even pass the group stage in 2014 and now in 2026 they'll be destroyed by France or Morocco just like you were.
>>156311882>>156311923Yes, absolutely EVERYONE in Brazil is a xitter woketard. We are a hivemind and 100% of the country thinks in the same way as them
>>156308494Good job viking boy
>>156312407a.C. and b.C. are real time measurements, you know?
https://asmr.education
Why are Europeans/Americans like this? They didn't do this shit when Germany lost or when Netherlands lost, but when it comes to Brazil they feel the need to spend an entire day laughing at people on twitter or watching Brazilian sports news. What's behind this inferiority complex they have toward us? Is it because we're the most successful national team?
>>156312162>Well, if you're gonna talk about history then we have 5 world cups and you have 0.Should've tried putting those 5 WCs on the pitch today, maybe you would've won.
>>156313166Twitter is a representation of the youth, i.e., of the future of a country.
>>156311031>Wow Brazil is browner and blacker than I thoughtMore in spirit and culture than in DNA, idk which one is worse...
>>156313342It's quite simply because you have an insane amount of incredibly obnoxious people online that have that ultra vira-lata syndrome, which makes it very satisfying to see them cry when reality crashes down on them. Why would you even feel insulted seeing these faggots I posted ITT get laughed at?
>>156310700it's making me laugh tho
>>156312745We only have leftists engaging in this type of controversy bait because the right wing kind of ragebait is usually illegal
>>156311029lmao
>>156313421>the algorythms of this megacorpo represent what the people are sayingLiteral cattle
>>156311923Latinxs are mentally ill
There are quite some Brazilians posting about HDI, women's rights, and free healthcare "matches" that they won against Norway anyways. IDK if this is some local meme or what.
>>156311923No one gives a shit about colonialism except deranged leftists.
>>156313615Pfffffffffthahahaha classic
>>156313421Nophono under 27 years old uses xitter unc...
*mindbreaks you're country*
>>156313615>"matches" that they won against NorwaySo they're talking about alternate history?
>>156313615What? I remember after the 7-1 people posting about how we didn't lose only on football and Germany won in those things your are mentioning. I think they are saying Norway won on that
>You're so obsessed it's truly pathetic, no one here even thinks about Portugal.learn to take a loss
>>156311029You didnt prove him wrong lol
>>156313342Either a good bait or you are retarded.
>>156313615>>156313689That one is probably rwingers being ironic
>>156313421Twitter means text. Today's youth cant into words, they can only into 3 second tiktok clips
>>156313342...what? we got ridiculed to no end too
>>156313342Because you guys are incredible arrogant when it comes to football
>>156313743STOP posting this slut or I'll have to jack off
>>156312619>renato esperma
>>156313342>inferiority complex
>>156312820basert.
>>156313342stfu nigga it's just football go jerk off or something
>>156313849do it
>>156313831I have never seen this. I was a toddler the last time Brazil won and I have never known Brazilians overestimating the team, actually only the opposite. They are heavily criticized here, always
>>156311029Humiliation ritual: the post
>>156313615I saw this tweet but he's very clearly joking.
>>156313442The only one with vira-lata syndrome here is you who's so obsessed with Brazilians instead of rooting for your own shitty national team that's probably about to be eliminated in the next match.
>>156314006that's an infamous troll account
>>156313342>GermanyThere was a lot of laughter, but the Germans have become numb to the pain at this point so there is no reaction to feed on>NetherlandsThey were the narrow underdog in their game and it came down to penalties
>>156314006Joaquin Teixeira is a famous humorous profile that only posts satire. It's a joke.He was even investigated and they tried to prosecute him during the 2018 elections because politicians here are mental.
>>156310061brazil are the jews of banterwhen they're winning they go harder than anyone and it's "kekeke take a joke" and when they lose it's total headloss
>>156314045Cry more
>>156311568Your team lost you have to roll with the punches. Everyone gets the same treatment
>>156313743Your team is the one that's famous for chimping out after they lose, moron.
>>156314164100%Best part is when someone bants with them at the same exact level they do and they escalate to some shit like Nukes/Tsunamis/Rape
I genuinely wonder why fags dedicate their entire lives to this sport. Not even playing it, just watching a bunch of ogre-looking fags play it and do fucking nothing for almost 2 hours.I could maybe understand the hype up to 2 cups after the 5th win, but it's been over 20 fucking years since this country won a WC. It's a shame Germany didn't make it, maybe if they got to 5 cups as well people would finally drop this garbage for good.
>The couple of butthurt brazilians itt trying to punch everyone else nowKWAB no ones buying it vitor
>>156314055>narrow underdogWhat, the bookie odds were clearly in our favor. Morocco was the underdog, stop it with the revisionism
>>156313952You're blind them, every World Cup journalists and fans alike overrate the national team. I still remember my phys ed teacher saying that it was nearly impossible for Brazil to lose the 2014 WC lol.
>>156311029anulo mufinha
>>156309232>no tradition>is the only country that has never lost against brazil in the world cup
>>156311029He is right though. An actual top team will obliterate Haaland and the ten little dwarves
>>156311386>BUT THEY ASSURED METhat's what you get for listening to Crassus
>>156313342Brazilian flags are by far the most annoying ones on here, you guys had it coming.
>>156314237I ain't no cuck like you, if someone tries to mess with me I'll respond in kind.
Some Brazilian janny deleted my post in copalib asking if riots has started yet
>>156308216I hope Brazil bounce back. Their posters are too good.
>>156314648lol loser
>>156314648All you're doing is embarrassing yourself
>>156314648Faggot. Viadinho.
>>156314648Gaaaaaayyyy
>>156313720Cute...
>>156314648kwabinho
This dude is kinda funny
>>156314648Why didn't you respond to norway's two goals? Our croatia's, or ours, or the germans', or the dutch, or ...
>>156311194not trying to simpathyze with xitters, but he's clearly farming engagement bucks from seething macacos
>>156311568>here even thinks about PortugalLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156313615It's a joke. I think it started in 2014 when we beat Croatia and some butthurt bozos obsessed with politics kept spamming "we beat Croatia in football, but they have us beat in education, healthcare, safety, employment... so who's really winning" shit. It became a meme and people now say that ironically.
>>156314776>>156314797>>156314810Vira-latas.
>>156311029Stop making us look bad, retard
>>156311029take the L jesus, our team is fucking garbage and we always knew
>this low iq 3rd world shit flinging holy fuck I hope burgers take out the whole thing purely for the monkey screeching kek
>>156314964I already accepted the loss, I'm just saying the truth to any Norwegian who thinks they have any chance to win this WC because they managed to eliminate us due to the incompetence of our players.
>>156313342if this happens to the french ngubus it will be much worse, don't worry
>>156311882Our own goverment fucks us way more than Poortugal could ever done.Only lefties complain about Poortugal
>>156310148/bacalhao/ is foreverbest of luck vs spain
>>156315173This. If anything I WISH Portugal was still pulling our strings
>>156312086>the second is Brazil's sports channel, and they have Ancellotti answering questions as if it's the Nuremberg Trials.This press conference happens (was happening) after every match
>>156314989Get the fuck back in your hole.
>>156314816That's another humorous profile that got investigated in 2018. He is now tied with a center-left movement that is grifting since the Dilma impeachment, I wouldn't take anything he posts as unironic. Also he looks like a lesbian nowadays.
>>156314660What riots? Why are people asking about this? When did we ever riot because of losing? What am I missing here?
Brazil lost the moment Vinicius didn't kick the penalty, your star player can't be a fag.
>>156311377Trump has posted like 3 "truths" saying he called fifa to interfere
>>156315391>br playing stupidkeeeek
>They're spamming Haaland's pageKEK
I'm glad we lost, a lot of leftoids are losing their shit right now, they believed the "muh sovereignty" propaganda from the incumbent socialist government, they're now facing the reality that we're a garbage dogshit country and they live in a bubble. CBF is lead by a corrupt supreme court judge who appoints his socialists friends to the high council of the organization.Brazil deserves to get shit on, and this is not getting fixed anytime soon.
>>156315410I just watched Ancelotti's interview and from what I understood they did some fucking statistical analyses to decide the best penalty kicker and chose Guimarães but he had only took something like 3 PKs his whole career. It's like trusting AI to do your homework lol
>>156311568And yet you speak their language and not your jungle monkey tongue KWAB
>>156315505>Kill yourselflmao
>>156315410desu monícius is really bad at those, even in Real. I think he has like 60% overall conversion and about 30% in the NT.I think it was a Cunha ball, or Martinelli.
No Honor
>>156311386the second post is sarcasm
>>156315493WTF are you talking about? Are you posting on proxy? Tourist? When did Brazilians riot because our shitty team lose for the 983903878839th time?
>>156315505Porra
I shall eat even more bacalhau in honor of our Norge overlordsthank you
>>156315156we've already won by getting further than ever before and maintaining the no loss against brazil streakno one here thinks we're going to win the whole thing
>>156315562And? Your language has also been deformed by Anglo and Germanic influence, or do you think you speak the same language of the Vikings? LOL!
>>156313342>>156313112You're coping and seething so bad. Sad to see.
>>156315615>doubles down>muh proxy copelmaoooo
>>156311882>you dont see the rest of SA seethe about spainYou wouldn't know because most of it is in Spanish.
>>156315505Lmao. So good.
>>156315656broooo it's sooo funny. i can hear this nigga screaming from here. imagine getting this bent out of shape over something you see on tv
>>156315654>implying PTBR isn't a very deformed language when used correctly and EVEN WORSE when you local creide butchers it daily
>>156315562Why shouldn't I speak the language of the overwhelming majority of my ancestors, you RETARD?
Alright, OP here, I'm pretty sure Chikaner is here now.
>>156315505embarassing
>>156315673>no argumentI accept your concession
>>156315641Good, because you won't. Like I said, you're trash.
>>156312266Translation please?
>>156315505>come to besiktaslmfao
>>156315505Haaland could ride into their favela on horseback and all those sluts would open their legs for him.
>>156315505What are they saying?
>>156315526I don't like leftism but I hate anti-sovereignty people like you even more, this is why I'm forced to vote Lula again, which sucks. Imagine having sovereignty as a trigger word
>>156315505
>>156314048>>156314150Cope
>>156316048The vast majority of Brazilians don't live in favelas
WellWellWellShouldn't have brought us up out of nowhere, sweeties. Norway avenged us. That's karma for ya.
>>156313720
>>156316003>one day, while driving, I thought about crashing into a wall
>>156315641I think you're going to lose to us in the finals.
>>156316151but they still live in a metaphorical one
>>156316054>I hate you>You're the devil>Kill yourself
>>156316003"One day, while driving, I thought about crashing into a wall">>156316069It is true though, that is a satire profile. The profile was mentioned in a couple books about Bolsonaro and the elections already, and I am fairly sure there are even college thesis about it.I wish I was memeing.
>>156316190exactly
>>156315505>>156316158Brazilians are living rent-free in your head, huh? It's already been 2 hours and you're still jerking off to Brazilian tweets. You're the most pathetic poster in this thread by far.
>>156316373Keep going, I'm cumming
>>156316054The best are the brazilians calling him ugly, kek.
>>156316358>a brazilian's soul is the favela >a englishman's soul is the shire KINO
>>156316172>>156316278As dark as it sounds it may have saved Brazil a lot of problems.
>>156316436Yeah, rejoicing over the misfortune of others is the only happiness you'll ever find in your pathetic existence.
>>156313939thank god you didn't post her feet
>>156316607Jesus fuck, take a valium already.
>>156311029Obrigado
Brazillians are sore losers. Are they all this pathetic.
>>156316815Yes, we are ALL like those posters. 100% of the country thinks exactly the same way and would say these same exact words. We all share the same consciouness
>>156316373>>156316607>>156316970You alright, bud?
>>156316970I knew it.
>>156311882It's a xitter thing. The average retard here probably couldn't point Spain on a map, yet you can read people seething all day about Spain on X.
O HEXA STATUS?
>>156315526Yeah. It's great. I'm particularly happy Brazil lost because of that.>>156316058You seem WAY more triggered than him by that word. If you actually cared for sovereignty you would know Lula is distorting it's meaning and using it to push his own agenda. There's NO anti-sovereignity movement in Brazil. Just anti-PT movement
BBC STATUS?
it's just too fun when brazil lose
>>156317044I only wrote the last post you are replying to
>>156311029aiiiieee macaco novinha escola safada isuuuuu
>>156316190>>156316151In absolute numbers there are more than 16 million people living in favelas which is the size of a country like The Netherlands. I feel bad for all those people that Brazil disappointed. So much money goes to football that could've been spend on the poor yet Brazil can't even bring happiness to the poor with football.
its aways a good day when brazil gets fucked like a pig. they ruin american online servers and are always cheating shitters
Jesus % ??
>>156311103Why do these chimps look down on us even after we raped them? What do they think they have over us when they can't even beat us at povertyball?
When pic related happened and I saw an overwhelming support on twitter and in the media towards Matheus Cunha I lost all hope for this team to win anything. They should've been eliminated by Japan.
>>156317168Everybody sees those "people" lobbying for or supporting American threats, tariffs, sanctions and any form of attack against their own country just because they don't like the president. You right now just said you were rooting against Brazil in a sport just because you think this somehow affects the incumbent government. Deranged people
>>156313342its always way more fun to see unwarranted arrogance and hubris humbled than it is to see a random football team losep.s i hope englel wins this world cup t b hthe tyranny of fr*nce and the disgusting rigging of pissi cuckitini must be brought to an end
What would Brazil be like today if they kept that 800 tons of gold?
>>156316151yes we know they mostly live in trees
Sad!
>>156313441Why the fuck is there an x axis? How am I supposed to interpret this?
>>156316305Is there a tag for Brazilian miku?
>>156317542You dislike unwarranted arrogance and you want England to win? Kek you're fucking stupid.
>>156317357Brazilian leftists are delusionalThey're "patriotic" but only about the shitty part of our country, like favelas and shitty musicFootball was the ONLY thing Brazil was good at and now we're absolute KWABsI'm really fucking happy that Norway won, although I'd prefer to lose to Japan because leftists here were beefing up with the japs for no reason
>>156317574The exact same. That gold would've been pocketed by corrupt politicians and judges. This is the most corrupt country in the world.
>>156317630I want England to lose for the "It's coming home" meme to get funnier, but they are objectively actually self-deprecating and just being humorous about it. Their attitude is completely different to the average Brazilian's unearned arrogance. You can't tell the difference because you're dumb.
>>156317044I'm the one who should be asking that. You ok, buddy? You've been seething over Brazil for 3 hours now.
>>156317274Brazil is the 5th largest country of the world, so what seems like a lot of people to you to me it's a tiny minority. 92% don't live in favelas. >So much money goes to football that could've been spend on the poor Football is organized by private companies. The poor receive a lot more money through the government, with wealth transfer programs and the existing wellfare state. If you are concerned about that search about our federal budget
>>156317630that same unwarranted arrogance is why everyone laughed at englel when they got rekt by us in 2018they learned their lesson and are far less arrogant and are avoiding tempting fate, so I root for thembasically, i just want the cup won by someone other than fr*nce or God forbid (((pissi)))
>>156317458I'm glad they weren't. What a tragedy it would've been to have haaland destroy nipponese hopes and dreams.
>>156317751>unearned arroganceWe're 5 times World Cup champions, if anyone's earned the right to be arrogant it's us, shut the fuck up retard.
>>156317766>He's still seethingThanks for bump. Let's keep this thread going for another 8 hours!
>>156311029wew
>>156317574A lot of that went to our own colonial government, kek. Most of the gold tax was evaded too
>>156317846Oh God, your life must be really fucking sad if you can spend 8 hours seething over Brazilians on twitter on a sunday night lmao
>>156317833
>>156311029Absolute cringe behavior. Your team gave up when it included chopped ass washed neymar on its roster. It’s fitting the way you go out is a Mickey Mouse make a wish penalty. At least the poster child scored his meaningless goal! Fuck trying to actually win. Gay
>>156317833That was 24 years ago.
Thank you for your service, conquistador.
>>156317833Brazil last won the World Cup in 2002.
>>156317833You're so sad.Nothing but pity for you.
>>156311029AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156317920Hope you'll be here the entire time to keep me company, bro. I know you got a lot of life living to do.
>>156318022At least my team is comprised of actual natives and I don't have to root for a bunch of African immigrants like you.
Wait I'm confused, did Norway suddenly become good at football? Also doesn't Brazil have a substantially bigger population/football playing base?
>>156318114Our players chocked
>>156308494Grattis lillebror.
I never realized how similar England and Brazil are in how they treat football. Even down to the tabloids completely overrating their NT and then shitting on them when they lose.I guess the difference is Brazil throws shit at their players when they come home while England throws shit at their wives when it's not coming home.
>>156318216Choked on big viking goals.
>>156318114around 5.6 million Norwegiansaround 213 million BraziliansNorway has gotten a bit better over the years, Haaland is the big difference i reckon
>>156311029I know this is a bad look and people shoot the messager for the message but this guy is correct
>>156317609Why are brazilians such tranny lovers?
>>156317610nta and im kinda dumb but i think you need to imagine bell curves in the charts, inside each square
>>156318102>actual nativeshmmm
>>156315641I honestly hope you guys win. It's not going to happen, but it would be funny to see both France and Argentina cucked out of the WC.>>156317833Our NT is shit and that arrogance is part of the reason why.
>>156315505BUCKBROKEN
>>156311029>you only won because our team was worse!HAHAHAHA WHAT
>>156318114They're trash, our monkey players had a brain fart in the second half and let Norway keep 70% ball possession.
>>156315526>leftoids are losing their shit right now, they believed the "muh sovereignty" propagandaUh wait what? Is football psychotic worldwide? The fuck does this loss have to do with your politics?
>>156318275They chocked on the weight of the Brazilian badge and their own tiny mental fortitude. A lot of mistakes from their part. Also terrible subs by Ancelotti.
didn't know macacos were so butthurt about colonization as other sudacas are with spain
>>156313441Where’s kekuador?I find it obscene that the northern South American teams are so heavily black when they’re like 3% of their population. Thats nearly as bad as our national team.
>>156318437Only a certain subset of chronically online woke leftists that just copied hispanic jokes. They can't even be original
>>156318437Literally no one cares about Portugal here, much less Spain, aside from some 13-year-olds on Twitter which is what 90% of those screenshots are.
>>156311029is this you?
>>156314164>>156314293Exactly. They whine about MUH RACISM but they're racist as fuck, even among themselves. They actually arrest and prosecute people for saying words. It's the UK of south america.Hypocritical as hell.
>>156318380Brazilian T-shirt became a national symbol of Jair Bolsonaro and the Bolsonarismo movement who was a Trump ally/lackey. Leftists have been seething about it ever since and even tried to change the official uniform to red (because Lula party's color is red + communism).Brazil is a narcostate, utterly corrupt, poor, with bad education, awful sanitation, favelas, etc, and football was the ONE thing we were known for. And now we're not good at football either, so they're mad.Even worse, they're mad that we lost to a WHITE EUROPEAN team with blonde blue eyed guys.
>>156317610They're admixture graphs, each vertical line represents one individual person's genetic admixture (ie. percentage of genetic ancestry attributed to Caucasian/Amerindian/sub-Saharan African etc. DNA). The graphs look like they're sorted based on % of Caucasian admixture
>>156318468Why do people think this is unprecedented and not the norm? Funny how everyone understands this disparity on the French team or American basketball players but act surprised when they learn the actual demographics of South Americans. Some phenotypes are overrepresented in some sports, this is normal
>>156317833Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>156316054From top to bottom:>Bro you don't believe in God, how can you score?>Unnecessary>I hate you>I hate you, demon>I hate you so much>kys>You sausage lips
>>156315526Good luck hue bro
>>156310382Most redditors are far to the left and leftists hate America and want it to lose
>>156318754I understand it perfectly. Nogs are closer to apes than humans and have more physical advantages over the competition than steroid users have. It’s obvious why they’re over represented. It’s not obvious why we continue to permit it. Also when it’s very pronounced it just catches the eye.
>>156315526CBF is peanuts compared to... well, the rest.The end of Tropa 2 says it all, really. And we know Padilha was basically 'gently told' to NOT make a Tropa 3.>O sistema é foda.Being such a large country has its downsides... Changing things isn't going to be easy nor fast. But hang on, BRanon.
>>156318672That just makes this so much more hilarious. Thanks for the insight into the BBL brain my monkey brother.
I want to console her
>>156316054They’re saying:>humma numma numma despacito>dumma humma numma numma pacha quito >de-spa-citoThat’s if I have the dialect identified correctly anyway.
>>156318378>They're trashThis seems like cope given the Brazillian team lost
>>156311029>you won because our players decided to stop playing in the second half
YOU WON BECAUSE WE LOST
>>156318672>Leftists have been seething about it ever since and even tried to change the official uniform to red (because Lula party's color is red + communism).I have never heard about that. Probably one leftist suggested that and your bot bubble told you it was a massive movement
>>156319273https://ge.globo.com/futebol/selecao-brasileira/noticia/2025/04/28/selecao-vestira-vermelho-e-preto-na-copa-de-2026-lancamento-esta-previsto-para-marco.ghtmlhttps://ge.globo.com/futebol/futebol-internacional/noticia/2025/08/19/presidente-da-cbf-revela-reuniao-para-vetar-camisa-vermelha-da-selecao-pedi-para-parar-a-producao.ghtmlYes, the CBF president needing to step in and stop it is truly just a bot bubble, pardinho.
>>156311029kek
If we're out I'll be definitely supporting norway , anyone but france and argentina>>156318889Most redditors are jew cocksucking liberals larping as "leftists" they love israel more than they hate america.
>>156319273You made me look up because I recalled the fake red shirt but I wasn't sure what all that was about:https://www.espn.com.br/futebol/selecao-brasileira/artigo/_/id/16437832/camisa-vermelha-selecao-brasileira-era-verdade-presidente-jordan-responde-espn>Segundo apuração da ESPN, o vermelho foi, sim, uma das cores testadas durante o processo de desenho da peça. No entanto, o protótipo inicial era diferente do que foi vazado pelo "Footy Headlines".>De acordo com fontes, o uniforme avermelhado foi aprovado pela antiga gestão da CBF, comandada por Ednaldo Rodrigues. Após a troca de comando, porém, veio o veto por parte de Samir Xaud, novo presidente da Confederação.So, looks like it was actually considered but veto'ed.
>>156319480This was just an idea and just for the away colors, so you essencially confirmed what I said
>>156317176>BBC STATUS?flaccid and cut off
>>156319818https://oglobo.globo.com/blogs/panorama-esportivo/post/2023/03/o-lado-politico-do-presidente-da-cbf-entra-em-campo.ghtml>O lado político do presidente da CBF entra em campo>Ednaldo Rodrigues, que evitava aproximação com o governo Bolsonaro, posou ao lado de Lula e ministra do Esporte
Foreigners need to understand that for the average macacozilian, soccer is the only thing it can be proud of
>>156319818>just an idea>A decisão pela mudança no tradicional azul como opção à camisa amarela ocorreu há cerca de um ano, em reunião no Rio de Janeiro>O presidente da CBF, Samir Xaud, revelou que se reuniu de forma emergencial com a Nike para vetar a produção de camisas vermelhas para a seleção brasileira.It wasnt just an idea, it was decided and had to be vetoed by the new CBF president.
>>156318437Some favelados have been coerced into believing the only reason they live in a shithole today is because Poortugal "stole" their gold 500 years ago.
>>156317833And this is honestly why it will always be funny to make fun of Brazilians. Your uppity nature is unassailable and your shock when you get KWABbed is everlasting. 7-1 will live on forever. God bless the Germans.
Brazil Humiliation Ritual Every 4 Years
>>156323591kek get fucked macacos
>>156323591Appreciate the Argentina seethe out of nowhere
My USAdinhos lasted longer than the Brazilians just saying
>>156324969Probably seething at Milei and/or racism.
lmfao
>>156311467>Should have reached semifinalsThey tried to rig two soft pens in your favor and you still choked. They don’t even do this for Argentina. Sorry but you’re at the absolute correct level.
>>156313342>baby's first world cup on /sp/
>>156311029>we were too strong to winamazing, thank you brazil, raise a triumphant cry you mighty champion
>>156322430>nooo you cant be proud of being 5 times world championsWe could go 1000 without winning it and will still be the recordist because italy and germany suck now tooWhen someone ties us we will stop being arrogantUntil then eat a dick faggot
>>156329525This is embarrassing to read
>>156329525lol
>>156329525This kills the macaco
>>156308216kek what vira latas
>>156335658>italyCome on bud you didnt even enter the wc
>>156334682
>>156336219kek imagine if Italy didn't qualify and went "B-B-B-BUT WE GOT 4 CUPS!!!"
>>156337329Thats what they do. Why do yall pretend only Brazilians use past glories as an argument? Even the english do that when discussing with scots or teams without world cups.
>>156311029>macaco rageKWAB
>>156329525it doesn't even make sense, because you yourself have never stood on the pitch during a world cup, nevermind won anything.why do you think you get to be arrogant, when you've done NOTHING, but shout at a screen?
>>156337548lol England doesn't lose to Scotland and then go "B-b-b-but our cup". Get real.
>>156338640The same way you dont send direct messages mocking the players, you mock fans.
>>156311029AND HE WAS COPINGCOPING AND SEETHINGHE COULD NOT ACCEPT THIS FRESH BEATING
>>156341986based reference
>>156315505>Eu te odeio, seu demonioMy fucking sides man
>>156311029>>156315505kek what a bunch of kwabs
When did Brazil start seething over us? It wasn't like this a decade ago, was it?
Doctor here. So glad I don't work in the ER anymore. Salt aftercm games? You ain't seen nothingbyer. There's always a spike after games, and the world cup is the absolute worst. Friends who work ambulances report the same.What you have to understand is the "brazil is good at football" is deeply ingrained into people's identity. It's quite literally the only thing this shithole has. They get to feel like they're great through their players. The psychological damage they suffered today must have been devastating.I just woke up, didn't even watch the game. Looking forward to a very shitty work day tomorrow. No doubt will get a ton of people wanting time off work. At least I don't have to put up with drunks, suicidals and violent people anymore.This country will never move forward until the specter of football is exorcised. Some other country must reach 6 titles before we do.
>>156311029KWABOTY AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156343991They are taught to seethe at any first world country on public schools and universities
>>156343991Around the time we started to receive news about Portuguese people mistreating Brazilians in Portugal, so probably around the time immigration to Portugal increased, so probably during our economic crisis (2014-2020). More or less
What do you think he's thinking right now?
>>156311029EPIC TURD-WORLDER SEETHE
SOPA DE MACACO
>>156313342>What's behind this inferiority complex they have toward us?Lmao
>>156315505Embarassing themselves
>>156311029Excellent job proving him right, Viadinho.
>>156315505KWAB
>>156315604oh no no no
>>156315604KWAB
>>156315604Stay away from any other team, you harlot
>>156311029PUT ME ON THE SCREENCAP
How come Br*zilians look like they hit "randomize" in char creation
>>156311923Mm imagine if england cololized gales and left a poor shithole after living.AND you have the bad luck or born there instead of noruega usa england or France.Do You follow me? We hate The shithole they left and why we habe to spend all our life fixing it when low iq africans just go to europe and live like kings.
>>156312086Pass the noruegan stream
>>156308216Can anyone explain to me why they let the game go way past stoppage time? Were they just trying to cheat brazil a win? You'd think being down 2 at the end of stoppage would cause them to call it, no?
>>156348138>you dawg I heard you like stoppage times so we got you some stoppage time in your stoppage time
>this threadmacacada histórica
>>156348138No idea also. Last Brazil game also ran way over the clock. Maybe the referee hoped Brazil would score another one. Maybe he was making up for the time wasted on that little fight, who knows.>>156347964Too many different genes to pick from, God just presses randomize on every Brazilian.
>>156315526based, this is truth
>>156315526Foreigners dont care about that and a football tournament doesnt change the elections retarded faggot
>>156317176based fernanda, wish she would take a real dick on camera (even Norwegian)
>>156311029PFFFFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156311882>you dont see the rest of SA seethe about spainyes you fucking do lol. South Americans HATE Spain
>>156311882All sudacas do this shit. Except maybe Argentina.
>>156346589>muh traditionWhat the fuck does this even mean? Bad teams can't ever git gud?
>>156347964Because they did. Everything Hitler tried to stop, didn't just happen here, it was embraced.
>>156349683it's the last straw if youre totally out of copiummuh historymuh culturemuh tradition
>Cabo Verde played very well and would have won if wasn't the referee cheating in favor of Argentina. I mean, it would be very bad for FIFA if Messi, being the last champion is out for Cabo Verde.
>>156311882Honestly I'm a lib and kind of a woketard but Portugal really doesn't deserve this much hate even from lefties, despite the colonial history. Most Portuguese people aren't actually right-wing tards, even Salazar was into civic nationalism shit like "ahem Portugal is actually huge because we have Angola and Mozambique". Their last pm before the current one was half-indian ffs. Argentinians are more racist than them, hell maybe even Mexicans are more racist than them
anyone peep this thread yesterday
>>156350020Yeah I was there. Idk if I'm maybe retarded, but the filenames imply he had already taken at least one of those photos months before. Seems too random to change the date on the filename for no reason
>>15631102924 years
>>156311029and the KWABOTY goes to...
>>156350020FPBP source on the thicc anime?
>>156317357delulusanyone with a pair of eyes could see this was a categorical victory.You can definitely make a case for cape verde vs arg, port vs croat, but this one is impossible.
It's very funny to imagine these "tradition" fags having never seen their country be good at this sport.
Might get a A4 poster of this made and send it to the Brazillian consulate in London.
>>156310649Why didn't your team try to cross it more to Haaland? I was getting mad at Norway because they had both Haaland and Sorloth to spam crosses but just kept playing it low
>>156313615Some of the people posting it are doing it unironically because Brazil is actually kind of a sweet deal if you're a whore or a faggot.
>>156311029KWABDeath to Brazil.
>>156344690Hay and open fields
>>156312020We totally could've beaten Norway and Mexico, be for real. Probably not England though
Imagine being this obsessed. I couldn't name two Portuguese people other than Cristisno and Vitinha. >>156311029cometa sepuku ou pule de bungee jump
Alright brazil now that you lost and it's over it's time for you to learn how to play REAL football so we have someone to play.
based thread
>>156351448we should become a baseball nation
>>156310369It's not that hard to understand that translation
>>156311568>o-o-obsessedsit down kwabby
>>156351582Only because you want another reason to harass the japanese, just fucking learn gridiron already.
>>156308216is this a rare occasion? the vast majority of macacos I see here seem like a based bunch, more on the doomer side of things
>>156350020>yesterdayI haven't gone to bed yet LMAOwdym yesterday
>>156351657Brazilian twitter + instagram + facebook is unbearable, we're just the cream of the crop. Huge disparity in posting quality in our country.
>>156351582>We're a basketball nation actually
>>156327623>muhh it's all Neymar's faultWhy these mother fuckers don't blame Mono Junior for the defeat?
>>156351794neymar is the star of the showtomorrow penaldo will also be blamedit's the price of fame
>>156351636Nigga we are the Japanese, this is our baseball team
>>156350440
>>156308216
>>156351794You gotta look at it long termThe coping begins this way cause Neymar is retiringThis way we're sure to do well 4 years from now when that one scapegoat is out
>>156351807During all the World Cup, I saw that monkey with its mouth open everywhere. Suddenly nobody is talking about him anymore
>>156351743sorry to hear that bro, can't be easy to live surrounded by dumbasses of that calibre
>>156317657>because leftists here were beefing up with the japs for no reasonthat was the fucking worstmore embarrassing than this loss
>>156318620lmao
So just what the hell are they good at?
>>156351582Embrace your inner white man like your countryman Robyn Regehr did and become a hockey country.
>>156317833>We're 5 times World Cup championsYeah and Italy won 4 times, look at where they are now, that's our future if we continue down this path.>>156351429>pule de bungee jumpKek vou começar a usar essa agora, obrigado anão.
>>156351657Brazilians that know english are like 2% at most, this is why there's such a huge discrepancy between what you see there and here.
>>156351582Kek I've been thinking of watching some uncommon sport here from now on like baseball, hockey or fucking cricket, maybe I'll watch the billiards championship
>there are brazilians old enough to post here that never saw brazil win a world cup
>>156352202That's sad for the kids. But I watched brazil become champion twice when I was young. It's a good memory to have.
>>156351973Murder and poverty
>>156311029Utsökt cope. Bra gjort norrbaggar.
>>156311029They didn't like this one
>>156317657>They're "patriotic" but only about the shitty part of our country, like favelas and shitty musicI get this.> because leftists here were beefing up with the japs for no reason...but what was the deal with this?>>156318114>>156318283I'd thought Norway was basically a 3-man team, but most of their roster is playing in top-tier leagues, or with >elite clubs. It's not just Haaland, they're a legit NT.
>>156311029YOUR team is fucking trash. Besides the CB pairing what the fuck does Brazil have in 2026? 0 world class midfielders, 0 world class wingers, 0 world class strikers
>>156311029Ah yes, the old "We didn't lose, we just allowed you to win".Your streak against us will never stop being funny.
>>156315505Kek especially since Haaland is the kind of guy who cares the least about that stuff>uh no these comments I see were of people I do not know so I did not bother to read, why?
>>156311029>(if they manage to survive the altitude)Oh I wouldn't worry about that
Might be the most pathetic thread of the year.
Br fans are weird. I didn't see a big disappointment and crocodile tears after their close win against Japan, was their poor performance not obvious enough? Now all of a sudden br team didn't win WC, time to get shocked and lose faith in glorious br football..
>>156308216This is so sad
>>156311029Seethe harder, ape.
>>156311029kwabinho pls
>>156308216lol
>>156329157I can't escape Kengan even here
>>156351582If only Bo Bichette were healthy we would've taken the WBC
>>156351877Why don't people kneel for BLM in this WC? They should never forget, not on the land where Saint Floyd died at least.
>>156311029Holy shit you are so mad
>>156316027Tell Haarland to come prepared
>>156311029>you won because we played bad for no reasonAre hues real?
>>156308216Basado
>>156311029Nigga you just went full retard.>>156329157>>156355023"we" are "everywhere"
>>156311029>You won because our players decided to stop playing in the second half.FUCKING KEK
worst part of the fallout of this whole thing is seeing a non insignificant amount of pundits/coaches saying that neymar should have STARTED the match lmao what
>>156312750This post is so fat and retarded.Most natives in Mexico hated Aztecs. Who cares what the descendant of an Aztec warlord emperor who did human sacrifices thinks?
>>156357359Brazil will never win shit until that favelado gets out of the seleção.
>>156309232I literally have no fucking clue what to make of this image, god I fucking hate xitter
>>156311029When i was little, indians supported brazil once every 4 years. Now i don't know anymore...
>>156317229Kek
>>156351582Come over to cricket I want BIG3 tyranny to end
>>156352202I don't remember 2002. And people say 2002 was rigged. So in my mind that one doesn't even count.
>>156351582i dont want to be atropelated in baseball too
>>156319480Fuck me, I didn't knew that. This country is a fucking joke.
>>156358008It's gonna get even worse. Lula is gonna be president for 9001 years now. It's over bro. Actually it never even began.
>>156320889So it's literally the same talking point huh
kek
>>156357871Every WC win gets people saying it's rigged
>>156311029Eat shit, zuca
>>156311029KEKNow I hope Norway miraculously win this WC so jingoistic Apezilians like you will seethe even harder since this will demonstrate that Norway was indeed the superior team just like how it went with Germany in 2014.
>>156311882In Apezilian schools it's taught that Portugal and colonialism are the reason why we are a poor mixed race third world shithole and that they stole all our gold and shit like that and that all europeans are evil. I'm not even making it up.
It's the morning after.Someone post all the BR newspaper front pages please. They are always great.
>>156360178They also teach this here, just the bongs have a bigger role.
>>156351327top kek
>>156316151favelas, jungles... whatever
>>156308242The 7-1 was funnier but getting tunneled by Haaland is pretty up there.
>kkkkkkkkkWhy do they do this?
>>156361199I assume it's their version of sudacas going jjjjjjj or the ruskies' xaxaxa
>>156316185I would honestly not even mind that, the USA-posting would be glorious.
>>156361225Ah that explains it.
>My thread is still upKekaroo, the "You're obsessed" zuca lost
>>156310329>>156360289Your wish is my command, krautbro. You've been waiting for it!>Brazil falls to Norway and suffers 6 world cup eliminations in a row>(Neymar cries after the selection's defeat in New York, he scored a penalty goal in the added time after entering on the second half)
>Brazil Sinks
Man this is so pathetic. The only thing that will make my day better now is>portugal win>america winthat...would be a perfect day
>>156362510That pic sums up the mood of the match perfectly.
>Brazil is eliminated and does the worst it's done in 36 years
This one straight up ignores it>THE WAIT IS OVERIt's about how the world cup delayed their league but now the league is back
Something weird about this photo>The Viking's Punishment>Brasil wastes a penalty, does not take advantage of chances at a goal and is eliminated by Norway, delaying the dreams of the Hexa
>IT'S OVER
>>156314512The only teams that actually look good are France and Spain, and I can't root for France under any circumstances.
>>156362657i hate haaland so much its unreal but its pretty funny that they chose the most el ogre image they could of him
>The Failed Generation
kek this one was written by that one zuca in this thread>WE LOST TO OURSELVES>Our lack of accuracy and our defensive lapses were fatal to Brazil, who lost 2 to 1 against Erling Haaland's Norway (See photo). The torturer took a while to show up in this game, but was decisive to define the confrontation.
>>156363078>>156363244KWAB
Just posting this one for the image
>>156363244Can't quote them all because chan thinks it's spam, but quality posts, anon.
>>156362846oshit it's hulk
So norway was hiding its true power all that time?
>>156318272Football is very political here
https://x.com/debateydebate/status/2074132366646194667the funniest part is neymar fans taunting norway's goalkeeper after the match
>>156363724LMAO>You couldn't catch Neymar's ball>The one you didn't catch was Neymar's. You were embarrassed at the end>And what about Ney, did you catch that one?>No photo of Neymar scoring a penalty for Brazil, huh>You were shaking so hard when Neymar shot
>>156308494>>156310202>>156310202test
>>156358869Yep. Public schools literally teach us to blame colonialism for our shithole status. It keeps the average macaco from putting two and two together and realizing that Brazil today is still richer than Portugal, and that maybe our cultural (and possibly genetic) kleptomania is the reason we live in squalor.
>>156362358>>156362510>>156362657>>156363037I'll enjoy your elimination today so fucking much, you piece of human garbage.
>>156364632Difference is we'll accept it if it happens (And it's more likely than not!) cause we aren't uppity monkeys with unearned arrogance like you
>>156364632S E E T H I N G
>I'll enjoy your elimination today so fucking much, you piece of human garbage.
