Sunday (05/07)>MundialNOW! | Brazil 1 x 2 NorwayTuesday (07/07)>Mundial13:00 | Argentina x Egypt17:00 | Switzerland x ColombiaUTC-3Previous: >>156272226
neymar didn't deserve this generation
>>156308950how do you reverse this curse? can we get an assessment from top macumbeiros?
I'm not lasting another four years of CLT
Trikaschizo acertou q o brasil ia perder hoje
fuck a.nal
Pelé era un negro lindo, Ronaldinho era feo pero simpático, Vini Jr solo asusta a los niños
>>156309539lmao
>>156309448Unironically Brazil played better under Dorival
>>156309448He jjst said we would lose to all teams. Eventually he gets one right
At least Paraguay secured Brazil being the only penta for 4 more years
>>156309448even a broken clocked... you know the rest
>>156309141we need to get ride of this image made from Nike ads, joga bonito é o meu pau. Pick some random guy in Rio Grande do Sul and put him in charge.
>losing a final against post XX century independiente left a trauma on monicius so big that the moment he saw the red yersey he sharted out of taking the first penhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Copa_Sudamericana_finals
Here is a golden tip. Bet your house on this: norway loses the next match, be it against england or mexico
MIKU HAS BEEN SAVED
>>156309793they've already far exceeded their expectations
Hey muy buenas a todos, guapisimos
I will goon so hard tonight
>>156309757We dont have jogo bonito. 33% possession. We have had many teams that played ugly: 1990, 1994, 2010. And he have had many coaches from rs that lost: lazaroni, dunga, tite, felipao 14
>>156309772>Real Madrid and Brazil saw that and thought "this is the next Ronaldinho"
Ana Thais Matos foi comentarista da Globo ao vivoO Brasil merece ser humilhado mesmo. Ela é tão ruim que nem na libertadores eles chamam ela para comentar para não perder audiencia
>cazetv trying to save their asses hyping up a mediocre team now
>>156309141kill the SAF con scheme, and get back to piracy, (ban steam or whatever kids use), also make all anime illegal but DBZ.In no time you will have a real 9 like adriano, and a rude midfield like gilberto Silva.
>>156308950Can't believe this curse keeps going, how many more years?
Tim Vickery had the best assessment so far, Brazil got btfo by Netherlands and decided to ditch possession based style for direct style roofing it to the pacy skillful ladsIt worked while they were skillful
>>156309793dont do this. Dont listen to him t. trikaschizo
>>156309793Hot take, genius. They were literally playing to be eliminated today.
Are they gonna shit on his Instagram?
>>156309963She is based.
I wonder if it's too late to use France's strategy and import players willing to play for our NT
*curse your nation*
>chikaner won
Norway gave us a winter olympic.medalIn return we gave them this match and isadora cruz
>>156310386m8, the africans have been in your cunt for five centuries. you were already implementing the french strategy.
this is a safe space for brazucasplease just discuss peron in peace and don't be mean to them
nation of Pelé losing to fucking norgayfutebol is fucking dead in this country. what a disgrace
>>156310143Nobody asked. We don't want to hear your self-critique, it doesn't make you any less pathetic and it doesn't exempt you from being laughed at. Tonight you are the world's embarrassment. Eat shit. Fuck you and fuck your country.
Vini was bad today I'm a flabro and I have to admit it.Danilo was never good enough but we don't have good laterais either wayPaquetop would've probably made this team better tho admit this antis
>>156310386Half of Paraguay's team + that Flamengo guy from Italy belong to us.
btw nobody in my building or on the streets in palermo screamed norway's goals
>>156310604son...
>>156310555and things won't change because the zoomies that still care about the sport would much rather watch and support the euroslop
>>156310604The red jersey of Norway reminded him of his 2017 trauma>>156309772
>>156310558this is a good time to be nice instead of a cunt, our team is shit and the shitposting will be historic once we lose
>>156310386>trying to trick people into moving to brazilit's not the 1800s how do you plan to do that
>>156310386believe me, you don't wanted that in your NT, see congolombia.
It's not too late to get Garro, right?We can kidnap his family and force him to play
>>156308950Moram en uma favelaAndan uma BMW pra cimaNo sexo chia, pegam as melhores travecosComem sopa du macaco todo os chiasNo chia anterior do partido, dorme pasivos em um hotel çinco estrelas e ficaram fazendo troca-troca por 24 horas sem fazer nada, so dançando o samba, lambada e jogando bomba patchiJogam futebol todos chias da sua vida. Chuteiras? 31 mil reais... 32...
>>156310709so you admit you've been cucked by hated europeans and their domestic leagues
When a European nation matches or surpasses our 5 WC titles do you guys think the monkeys in our NT will stop bragging about it?
>>156310758I admire your dedication
>>156309314>Stutter step pkHe helped raise them.
>>156310787Angola
>>156310793what players we imported retard?
>>156310398Egyptian GODS
>>156310825Topkek
for me it was this moment. the player from the ENGLISH CHAMPION the mighty ARSENAL (gabriel jesus in the shape of football club)
>>156310898Cunha yelling at the japanese matches the dance against koreans in 22
>>156310893what are you talking about, dumbass? euro footie is a disgrace and is ruining what was beautiful about the sport. none of the current "stars" come even close to the legends of the past.
HAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND..................................HAALAND.................HAALAND..................................HAALAND.................HAALAND..................................HAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALANDHAALANDHAALANDHAALAND.................HAALAND
>>156310898lol you fags must be really sheltered if you think euros aren't uppityspaniards act like they invented footballengland with their usual coming back homedutch coaches act like they're all the spiritual successor of cruyffyou could see what mbappé think in the last matchif anything they're much more uppity for what they achieved
Felipe Melo fala sobre a responsabilidade de Ancelotti e dos jogadores e aponta: "Eu entraria com o Neymar de titular. Poderia ter convertido o primeiro pênalti, e o jogo seria outra história."
>>156310898France will get itMessi won't be around the next WC to carry Argentina and Mbappe will have free rein to break all records
>>156309772>macaquicius>paquebet>danilol>leo pereira>alex sandrowhat does all these players have in common?
>>156309793You really think Halaad won't score a goal or 2? Brazil should've played for that 3-2 kino game
>>156310898>surpasses all these boomers will be long dead and there will be a new generation that will either restart this country's thirst for victory or give up entirely, so non-ironically by then it won't matter
>>156311017ANYTHING BUT MENTIONING ENDRICK HIPOTÉTICOThis wasn't even a clear chance, you'd have to be a good striker to score that
>>156311060I said I felt second-hand embarasment when I saw him pulling his guns against the japanese and some vantablack macaco da favela started screeching about "not being a cuck" or something like that
>>156311163Man, I'm so glad this is Neymar's last WCIt's insufferable how EVERY FUCKJING PLAYER SUCK THIS GUY'S BALL AS IF HE'S 10% OF WHAT MESSI ISAND NOT EVEN A YOUNG MESSI, AN ALMOST 40YO MESSI
>>156311265>you'd have to be a good striker to score thattoo bad it was just martinelli from ARSENAL
74, 78, 82, 86, 06 and 10 were at least honorable defeats98 and 14 were public beatings but at later stages18, 22 and 26 are a threat against the idea that brazil is good at football (but then again, so were 66 and 90)
>>156311163>Felipe Meloyou know that things are fucked when anãos are quoting him
>>156311163this nigga costed a copa alone
>>156311163oh my god just give to literally anyone elsecasemiro, martinelli, cunha etcwhen i saw guimarães of all people walking up to take the penal i knew he'd miss, most random choice ever
>>156311213Screecap my post and com back in july 11th. Norway loses. My name is sílvio antunes and I live in Uberaba, minas gerais.
Anyone ITT that actually watched WCs when Brazil used to win mata-mata against yurop teams?
Neymar's punished arc begins now. Expect Brasil to be reborn under King Ney's leadership.
Here's our team for 2030, the remaining slots aren't even professional players yet
>>156310453That second touch was terrible, show him Robinhos goal against Holland in the 2010 WC, that'll teach him.
Sportv é putariaOs caras que comentam a copaFelipe Melo (entregou a copa de 2010)D'Alessandro (argentino que nunca jogou copa)Paulo Nunes (nunca jogou copa)
>>156311684>Sportvat least they'll finally stop playing that horrible song now
>>156310604>Paquetop would've probably made this team better tho admit this antisBased on what?
Petralhada ta tudo queta hj a noite rsrsrs
This is the head of a heavy drinker
>>156311773There were fireworks when norway scored. Was it you?
>>156311782You'd drink too if you had to play with Vini.
>>156311642I was 1yo when during 2002, so noI've only seen Brazil's NT being humiliatedand we don't even have charismatic players like Ronaldinho anymore.I need to abandon this sport, man. Women's voleyball is what I'll watch from now on, at least they have bunda
>>156311855I'm not crazy enough to light a flare like that to get shanked in my own home
>>156311855Unironically any good mood prior to the elections is bad for rightoids, i have no doubt they'd rather see brazil losing
the second endrick pipocated that goal with a rare 1% drop vini pass I knew it was over since he'd go full fominha
people lit fireworks here after the second goal but I guess it's because they had already bought the fireworks anyway.
Next year there is a female world cup im brazil.The team is not thr best of the world but it has a chance.It would be nice to win it. But of course left wingers and right wingers will make the whoeke xoerience unbearableRight wings will cheer against the team and who knows,,maybe sabotage the competitionLeft wingers will ise any success of the female team as an excuse to shit on thr male team and cry about uneve wages or whatever
FODA-SE a minha seleção é o SÃO PAULO FUTEBOL CLUBE(não sou o trikaschizo)
>>156310664The modern argentinian hates mexico more than brazil.
>>156312178nigga nobody even hates brazil here, all my coworkers went to brazil for vacations last year
PROIBIDO FALAR DISSO AQUI
Cuguloso is my NT
>>156312297endrick hipotético sissies have been real quiet since this dropped...
vasco da gama is my NTand i have depression because of it
>>156312297pele died for this
>>156312290Consequences of peronism
>>156312297A butt to surpass Hulk's
ngl the feeling selecinha emanates is surprisingly similar to inter
I don't even know if I have the will to endure dinizismo after this
I'm just.. tired..
>>156309431Knowing that average CLT worker posts on 4chan is always so interesting to me. I kinda hope i meet someone when i get a job that browses this crap just to say stupid memes with.
>>156312297Should've one timed the shot.
Neymar was the only Brasil player on the field today.
Geração de fracassadosThe 'Neymar generation', very fitting. Another elimination to a mediocre euro team.
>>156312297neymar would've scored that one like he scored his pen, brasiu is doomed without him
>>156312432Peronists are the first ones to take a Miami flight to buy the latest iphone
>>156312297The defeat was completely obvious after this
>>156312605>neymar>runing more than 8 meters.
>>156312297mbappé, haaland, harry kane, messi, gonçalo ramos, se duvidar até o darwintodos teriam finalizado de cobertura e feito o gol
Jokes aside this is much more telling about why abuelotti resisted to start endrick>fucks up goal>goes on hero ball mode>rushes a pass for no reason >somehow gets the ball back>shoots on the moon because he's trying to compensate for the sitter missedthe narrators will see this shit and scream O MOLEQUE TEM PERSONALIDADE when this lack of awareness is one of the reasons why they're shit
>>156308950VAMPETA 1 month agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9jQ-P5mfWg
You should treat cats better
>>156312707It's neymar hipotético from Neymar Skills & Highlights | 2014/15 The Brazilian Flair Prince | Despacito Mix
>>156312754I agree. Menino Endrick and Bruno G really irritated me this game. Not to mention the old fucks like Danilo and Casemiro.
>>156312784wonder where is el turko de los gatos.did he get rich and has an harem now due to good furtune for taking care of cats?
>get this far only bc of neymar>"t-this is neymar's fault!"why are monos so ungrateful bros?
>>156312754Landon Donovan blamed him for Norway's first goal because Endrick gave up trying to defend.
>>156312866when he still looked black .
>>156312970Remember how they didn't even want to take him??? I hope they learned a lesson today, never fart downwards because the smell goes up into your nose.
>>156312970Neymar is quite literally top 3 worst brasileiros of all time along with Juscelino Kubitschek, Gilmar Mendes and tied with Valesca Popozuda
>>156312784the cat:
>>156313233Dirty cat
>>156312789
Hanekawa can stop with the curse please
>tfw no hanekawa gf
>>156313160you can hate all you want lil bro, jesus was also hated by the people he was saving
Being eliminated to Norway before the quarters with Ancelotti as coach and post-retirement Neymar playing 40 minutes is a new low for Selecinha.Third worst vexame in history after 7-1 and Argentina 4-1 Brazil last year.
When I said that Brazil weren’t any good at football and would be crushed by Morocco, they made me bet my arse on it, and I did.That’s the reality of it. There are idiots who like to delude themselves.Reality is the best remedy for self-reliance and mental wellbeing.Paraguay knocked Germany out, and Brazil lost to Norway.And no, Norway aren’t a better team than Germany. And Brazil would have conceded at least four against France.Brazil finished the qualifiers on the same number of points as Paraguay.There are no more fools in football , Brasil is the last one.
England would rape us anyway
Argentina would have won this game
>>156313015I also blame it on the English champion Gabriel Magalhães.
>>156313261and now?
>>156313465and IF we won against England we would have been raped by Argentina.
>Argentina 4-1Of course that fag came here to remind me of that match, the one minute of silence was like pissing on someone's tombstone
>>156313160>Valesca Popozudayou just don't have the mental capacity to appreciate poetry like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OXQ4AWwVLc
>>156313623I'm interested
>>156309431I've been in the wage cage for almost 10 years now and think about kms literally every sunday. This game didn't help
>>156313465>>156313634>alison as gkyep. Another 7-1 or something like that.
Are there riots in Brazil yet or are they still busy beating their wives?
>>156313638Mr Catra is missed
>Nico González INCongratulations Egypt
We'll get atropeled by Japan in the next WC
>>156313709>10 years.you wont, you are institutionalized already. Like those wild animals in zoo that can't get back to the wilderness.
>>156313775We don't beat our wives, only argies do that.No riots either, we just get depressed
He's always right btwHow does he do it?
>>156313775we're making reels explaining why endrick should have been subbed in earlier
>>156313638Before Valesca Funk was low quality but there was still some sort of cultural expression in it with people talking about their favela daily life or w/ewhen they introduced Gaiola das Popozudas funk spiralled into outright degeneracy
>>156313897he isn't clubista when covering NT
>>156313897That scumbag is one of the main architects of the hypothetical football that Brazil hasn’t had the slightest chance of producing for at least 20 years.
>>156313775Complete silence in the streets, it's kind of nice.
The subhumans who asked for Neymar deserve to be shot
>>156313991what do you mean
>>156313775people joke about it, but brazillians genuinely don't give much of a fuck about football anymore, argies care 10 times more nowadaysthere was literally one house in my street that was screaming about the goals this entire wc, that was unthinkable a few years back
>>156314020this, it's the calm after the stormthe macacos are drinking and crying
He gave up
>>156313861Worst part is that i don't even have a wife or gf so i castrated myself for nothing
>>156314247>jogo grande>round of 16>against Norway
>>156314247A gente só forma ponta burroNunca mais vamos ganhar uma copa se continuar desse jeito
droga, vou ter que voltar a torcer pro inter.
I am SO fucking glad I don't have to hear the names "Guimaraes" and "Magallaes" for the rest of this world cup. Oh and that faggot Martinelli too. Good riddance.
>>156313775First, we make memes
Real Madrid won the UCL twice because of Benzema, we don't have a Benzema
>>156314448b-but muh tap-in neguebinha
Nao me irrita o conteudo das mensagens do usuaario co tumaz de vpns conhecido por uma alcunha que começa com ch. Sou brasileiro com.orgulho indeoendente do futebol. Mas o fato de ele achar que nos vamos nos matar por futebol e que nao temos do que nos orgulhar me irrita. (The fact that mods are incapable of stopping him too)
>>156314448nor a modric
it's owari dahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMIXFFoVAL4
>>156314047It was meant as a joke bro geez
>>156314326https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INF_ClairefontaineWe need to copy France
>nautico x juventudeLife goes on.
>>156314448You guys don't even have a Luis Fabiano anymore.
>>156313786God please no
>>156314667Awful cope.
>>156314448>>156314503Nor a Curtois
Love when Brazilians post in their language when they are angry, I don't understand a thing but I know they're mad and I laugh a lot trying to read what they write.
>>156314487he literally scored or assisted in every round, cope revisionistsbenzema ghosted the final vs Liverpool and Courtois made like 4 or 5 insane saves
>spanish speaker who doesn't understand text in portuguese
Mas o mais engraçado foi o cadeirudo fodido do Neymar tirando onda com o goleiroEle sabe que a NeySports já tinha a narrativa pronta>BRASIL GANHARIA A PARTIDA COM O PRÍNCIPE NEYMais uma vitória pro Neymar hipotético
>>156314825vai tomar no cu, seu cheirador de cocaínao pablo escobar mandou acabar com os teus pais e deu o corpo deles pros hipopótamos
>>156314948That's it lmao
ok we lost but at least our personal lives are still good
>>156315095At least our economy is strong
>>156314825tourists not welcome.
>>156314947o fato de realmente existirem chances do neyputa ainda estar jogando em 2030 e ser chamado me deixa perplexo
>neymar retired from the NTAt last, good news
>>156314825it's the tourists
>>156315207>neyputa ainda estar jogando em 2030a cada 5 partidas em uma série B da itália só se for
at least we have basic sanitation
>>156315145at least weather conditions for the second semester will be good
No futebol: Brasil 1 - 2 NoruegaPobreza: 10 - 0Analfabetismo: 10 - 0Favelas: 10 - 0Corrupção: 10 - 0Violencia: 10 - 0
>>156315431We truly become the vikings
Sadly it didn't go as planned
>No futebol Brasil 1-2 Noruega>Na educaçãoBrasil 1-7 Noruega>Na qualidade de vida Brasil 1-7 Noruega>Na segurança Brasil 1-7 Noruega>Na saúde Brasil 1-7 Noruega>Nas mulheresBrasil 1-7 Noruega
Oslo seems comfy
>>156315551KEK
Vini should have taken the penaltyEndrick and Neymar shouldn't have come onAlisson shouldn't have been the goalkeeperAncelotti should never have been Brazil's coach
>>156315625Cabral shouldn't have set sail
>>156315625Alisson did good this game
>>156309431in 4 years my career (software dev) won't exist anymore, i don't see myself working in anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vZ63hkjYdcobligatory
>>156315749go low level and work on satanic industries
>>156311684i only care about what Mauro Cezar says, all those other people are paid by CBF.
>>156315749>software devNigga you are a web monkey.
>>156315749work on bomb manufacturing
>>156310453what is the name of this player? I dont follow football sorry I'm from int but I wanted to understand what happened today
>>156315559
2006 denial2010 anger2014 bargaining2018 depression2022 depression2026 depression
>>156315968There are 6 players in that pic.
>>156315968Bobby Charlton
>>156309963She is based and dunked on neylixo
Yeah, let's just blame the only good player we had in the last 15 years.
Trikaschizo was fucking right and we should have listened to him and made a fortune today by betting against BrazilHe said a bunch of mediocre middle table premiere league would not win and that brazilian players dont have the DNA to win and they dont like to be winners, they are ok with being rich, they dont want to win and they dont care about being at the topWhen we look at the Argentina goalkeeper with his eyes full of blood for revenge we dont have anything similar to it
>>156315749Move to database management and AI tardwrangler
O Endrick hipotético que vai ganhar uma copa pro Brasil igual o Neymar hipotético que jogou 4 copas e fracassou nas 4
>>156314888Apparently portuguese is hard for citizens from non triple alianza countries
>>156311684is this guy for real? yea let's play the ancelotti way with a guy who can't run 10 meters. imagine nerman pushing a conteratttack
os donos da bola is going to be kino
>>156316310Craque Neto is gonna have a lot of fun
>>156315968George Best
>>156316310fuck this piece of shit too, i hate these low iq commentators.
>>156316129Agreed lets do it
I feel kinda sorry for idiots who still believe this nation produces players of high skill and quality. Maybe years of watching national clubs duke it out every other day has made people forget what skill is, but it certainly isn't whatever this generation of players have. They're all fuckboys who are more worried about their next modeling job for some huge company and parties in their yachts than playing seriously. Seeing a future in which this nation finally abandons this faggot poverty sport would be glorious.
Craque Neto fatigueFelipe Melo fatigueVampeta fatigue
>>156316129nobody is talking about Thiago Silva tho.
>>156316360neto is one of the best in your country tho
>>156316438I must admit i am starting to get bothered by vampetas comments on the selecao.
>>156316438This. I hate that falastrões can be so successful in this country.
>>156315749>in 4 years my career (software dev) won't exist anymoreThat's not true though, unless you are very very unskilled.
I want to see brazil retiring from football but only after we win another world cup
>WE LOST BECAUSE OF NEYMAR The nerve of these monos.
>>156316567We have a good chance come next year
Agora tem essa bicha do Casemiro chorando na entrevistavai tomar no seu cu, arrombado
Do argies really like Neymar or they're just shithousing us
>>156316438>open Joven Pan youtube channel>click the Mauro Cezar video>skip everything elsesimple as. that retarded Pilhado was sucking nerman's balls like he always do.>>156316492stopped being funny decades ago. Neto is a hateful person that never got over that he wasn't called for 90 WC.
>>156316576unironically true, but Nerman should even be playing to began with. How are you supposed to play in counter attack like Ancelotti always do with a 50yo retired guy?
>>156316537>be a better Zion slave bro
>>156316670Neymar should've played for our NT, his talent was wasted in brazil.
Maior artilheiro da história da seleção Trouxe a inédita olimpíadas pra genteFez uma nação sorrirObrigado Menino NeyVocê é o único que fará falta.
TA AÍ O SALDO DO MENINO NEY773 GOLS CONTRA COSTA RICA, PERU E PANAMÁ UMA OLIMPÍADA (ELE TINHA 25 ANOS E GANHOUS NOS PÊNLATIS DE ADOLESCENTES ALEMÃES)O ÚLTIMO TÍTULO BRASILEIRO NEYMAR NEM ESTAVA EM CAMPO COPA AMÉRICA 2019 A MAIOR FRAUDE DA HISTÓRIA DA SELECINHA
>>156316764he's baiting, retard
>>156316691>open Joven Pan youtube channel
what's his problem?
truth be told nerman never did well in a World Cup.
>>156316793I agree with most things here but winning 2016 olympics was very nice. That puts him ahead of zico, marta and zizinho, who choked and won nothing
>>156316913No clue what any of those say.
>>156316161kinda funny that trikaschizo and walter casagrande share exactly the same opinion
>ai é muito facil profisorchi é chix seven this is bringing o hexa to reality
Should we kill our own hope come next world cup or let us be fooled and humiliated again?
We should do like Colombia and become a cycling nation.
I believe public office and private business should start denying holidays in world cup games. Mayors should start washing streets that are painted for world cup.
>>156317028eh, he did ok, not MENINO NEY O PRINCIPE QUE NAO VIROU REI tier but was goodI believe Croatia was the most heartbreaking moment for him, literally took the ball in midfield and scored, then they fuck upAlso the final vs Argentina he played alone while Vini and Richarlison were shook
Neymar hipotético salvaria a seleção hipotética dos guerreirinhos do AncelottiAlém de mim o Chadval essa hora deve tá feliz
>>156315551holy kek
>>156317156you don't even have mountains. try baseball.
>>156317233Nope, you'll get another decade of bread and circus wether you like it or not
>>156317059Zico is bigger than Pelé.
>>156317315>you don't even have mountainsBro your cristo redentor???
>>156317028Idk, that goal against Croatia in 2022 should've sent them to the semi
>>156315551
>>156317147I have no doubt that we won't even be able to beat Japan or the african NTs next WC
>vinicius doesn't even cry during interview
>O HEXA 2030Leo Nannetti[idk] - Murillo - Vitor Reis - [idk]Andrey Santos - Beraldo - João GomesEstevão (camisa 10)Endrick - Rayan
>>156317497>710M de altitudethats cute.
>>156317531He is too busy fighting racism
there's no way this dude is worse than 50yo nerman and Igor Thiago (who)
>>156317259Essa ameba nunca deveria ter ido pra seleçãoEle ainda conseguiu perder pra esse uruguai do Bielsa, o que é ainda pior
How good are the Swiss at football?
>>156316360The national team’s new manager, Carlo Ancelotti, is set to receive 10 million euros (around R$ 63.21 million at the current exchange rate) a year from the CBFPicks a player who has taken just three penalties in his career to take a penalty in the World Cup round of 16He’s presided over the national team’s worst campaign since 1990.Every day, an Idiot and a Smart wake up. When they meet, a good contract comes out of it.
>>156317531Really? We need crying? My friends nephew is already crying. Players can just show their retarded faces
>>156316576Game was lost from the first half time, % possession and the offside goal at the start showed that it was over for us.Neymar is skilled but the man is a shell of his former self since a decade ago. He had no stamina to play in the cup.Him joining just caused a un-spirited team to play defense with one less player.
>>156317531is that supposed to be bad? i don't wanna see them cry, it's pathetic
>>156317680Their tactics are full of holes.
>>156316691I cant stand anymorePilhado sotaqueAna Thais Matos fake concerned toneVampeta Baiano sotaque and retarded shit he saysMauro Cezar obvious 2+2 commentaryFelipe Melo trying to speak fluent portuguese What happened to the good old days of Linha de Passe where he all stopped to watch mestre Kfouri, Mestre Trajano, Mestre Plihal and Mestre PVC making we see things we dont see and making us better people?What happened to Nori(TM) and Milton Leite ? Why did we lose everything in like 5 or 6 years? Now there is nothing good left, we even lost our based PVC as he now is a cocaine addicted retard worse than Casagrande>>156317635Dorival Junior wouldn't lose 2x0 to Norway and get OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ chants in fucking Jewnited States
>>156317737Brazilian fags mutilating themselves on other threads , what has Haland done to you ...
>>156317792kek
>>156310604I don't blame Vini. His game wasn't brilliant but our defeat really can't be pinned down on him. And Paquetá isn't a bad player as people say but he doesn't solve any of our issues.
Selecinha goes through something me, as supporter of a shit team, know very wellthe O DE FORA É MELHOR paradox>You have paquetá >he plays like shit>you sub martinelli, he does good>you start martinelli, he plays like shit>you sub endrick, he does good>you start endrick...THEY'RE ALL MID PLAYERS, RETARD THE PROBLEM IS THE RETARDED TACTICS
>>156317531Good.That's mental toughness being born.Crying is for pussys
>>156317796yeah, dorikek would 100% have lost to Japan instead
>>156317804Funny how he is using the opportunity to have tens of people look at his naked torso. I did what was necessary to stop him but the subsequent action wasnt taken by those who have the power to implement it.
>>156317923That would've been a better outcome for everyone.
>>156312463I literally just started my first job yesterday, it's a pretty chill one that's close to my house so I feel hella blessed, It's a shame we lost another WC though. (Not that I feel sad, I was born in 2006 so the golden era of Brazil might as well be an acient civilization for me. Brazil losing is actually kind of a plus since it makes striking up conversations easier.)
Good thing Brazilians only care about brasileirao and politics
>>156309868que numerin?
>>156317531That's good.Casemiro was crying like a little bitch
Who's this fat guy?
>>156318121Looks japanese
deranged attwhore nation, there's no hope for usfrom fags like this guy to conservative larpers like trikaschizo all the same>>156306853>>156306995
>>156317804People STILL hold on to past victories, it would've happened regardless of who won. But the fact that Noway, which has no titles in the cup has eliminated us is what hurt them more.
I would have settled for a non 7x1 semifinal defeat against argentina
>>156318056In my case, that’s true I want all the Palmeiras players back and injury-free.Flaco López isn’t going to play, so he’s safe; John Arias is the only risk now.Only an idiot would have expected anything from shit NT.
>>156318223>of who wonAgainst us I mean. England, Argentina or whoever and people would act the same.
https://x.com/legadaodamassa/status/2073922952999862347>casemiro chorando
>>156318446Back in the days even an Edilson would have dribbled the GK there.
>>156318472He’s even slow at crying.
>>156318176>"DUDE, I'M DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION!!! HERE'S ME CUTTING MYSELF AND ALSO MY DICK FOR SOME REASON!!!"There's not a single country more deserving of complete genocide than Brazil, a sick and completely hopeless people. Please America, Just fucking nuke us already. I can't take this anymore.
>>156318472
>>156316537bullshit
>>156318472QUE VÁ PRO INFERNO ESSA PAJÉ GORDO DE CALÇA JEANS
>>156318573>said increasingly nervous front end dev junior
>>156318552What is your explanation for such behavior macaco-sensei?
>>156318569kek
>>156318569Noruega es cagada!
>>156318322The Palmeiras squad is cheated to play in the Brasileirão. There ought to be some sort of financial fair play in this league.
>>156308950Is that guy still working in CBF?
>>156318527we can't dribble keepers anymore. we lost the technology.
(aimed at casemiro)>chora mais obeso desgraçado. voce tem sangue nas maos. que nunca volte pro clube que te lançou pro futebol. horroroso ingratowhy are brazilians so ungrateful to their great players?I noticed this when Neymar came to Argentina and got cheered. And yet in Brazil, I see so much hate.
>>156318647Your job will be to keep ai on task
>>156318446Retardo regen
>>156318472Chora, filho da puta. Chora.
Why are they giving interviews now? I'm sure everyone tuned out the second we lost the game.
>>156318919Hate watching hours
I really hope I don't share copalib with the anon that posted his dick and his ass in the other thread
Even during the post 1970drought , no tema passed brazils tallyI wonder what would hapoen if this came to pass.France will probably win 1 in every 2 world cups from now on
>>156318919Humiliation ritual.
>>156318786Casemiro never gave us anything. He has no glories to speak of, is a part of the inner circle that has been ruining the NT for years, and didn't even put some huevos in the pitch that could make people feel at least sympathetic towards him. We have nothing to thank him for and we'll be very happy when he's gone from the team.
>>156318322you're just a pathetic coping vira lata loser
>>156318919Sponsors and media groups have a lot of money invested into them. Do you think CazéTV and Globo paid millions to pass on the right to interview the players?
Quero que se foda jogador chorando. Único jogo bom foi contra a Escócia. De resto, quase perdeu de Marrocos e Japão. Brasil teve seleções boas antes, mas isso não quer dizer que sempre terá. Povo otário que acha que a gente tem que chegar em toda final de Copa do Mundo. Argentina vai sentir isso depois que o Messi se aposentar também
>>156319003Also he is a sao aulo product
>there are brazilians old enough to post here that never saw brazil win a world cup
>>156318176We seriously need to cut the internet connection from this God forsaken country and completely kill the middle class.
So, turns out the att whores are faggy white boys and not brownoidsTrikaschizo debunked within 24 hours
>>156318993I have no doubt that Mbappe will end up with 3 or 4 WCs unde his belt.Argentina is the only team capable of stopping them rn and Messi won't be playing next WC
>>156308950the zika never ends
>>156319678looks pardo to me
>>156319678>white
>>156319536dehanged leftist. you're middle class too you delusional poorfuck
Tá liberado acreditar
>>156319782whiter than you muhammad
>>156318919who cares, bring copa sudaca's back, this shit is riggi riggi
>>156317796>Linha de Passethat's just Mauro Cezar, nobody gave a shit about the rest>Kfouri, Mestre Trajanocome on
we are more of a homicide nation anyway
I hope no company is stupid enough to publish an ad saying we nwver give up and will come back stronger(Although that ad of vampeta with argentina kit was also very enerving)
I want to rim Shakira so fucking muchJesus fucking Christ, I'd sell my soul to taste her cunt
>marquinhos 32 yo>casemiro 34 yo>bruno guimarães 28 yo>alisson (female name) 33 yo>raphinha 29 yowill Ancelotti be a man and end up these shittters cicle in Brazil? none of these players should be called again.
>>156319795>leftistSorry, I'm not a fan of politics, it's the most boring theater play ever made.>you're middle class too you delusional poorfuckWhen did I imply I wasn't adding myself in?
niggas out there watching ads
>>156319017I only support Brazil. So I’m not a vira - lata.I don’t need to make excuses & cope, because anyone who watches football every day and is used to seeing the winning team knows that a squad made up of ageing players from mid-table EPL sides didn’t stand a chance of being competitive.Reality knocks on our doors every day, those who accept it live in peace without suffering.I’m not a loser when it comes to football, because my team is the country’s most successful club.Also, Brazil will only return to winning ways and bring joy to those who like to delude themselves about the team when the national team ideology that has existed in the popular imagination for 60 years comes to terms with the reality of the last 20 years.Brazil could compete if the team were put together to be competitive, but the average fan is more afraid of destroying the hypothetical, imaginary national team of the past 60 years than they are keen to build the new national team needed for the last 20 years.So illusions about an out-of-touch, old-fashioned manager who has managed ready-made, cash-rich teams will continue to exist, to sustain the hopes of the fools who cannot bring themselves to face reality.I’ve always preferred Palmeiras to the national team, even when the national team was strong; given the current national team’s moral, technical and quality shortcomings, it’s easier for me to focus solely on Palmeiras.
>(((davide))) ancelotti
I knew Haaland was based
>>156320153waka waka
>>156320507really like him, it's a shame that we are on the same side of the bracket
>>156320507like Palmer meeting Trump
>>156320153>rim>taste her cunt
>>156320153only Mariah Carey was hotter than her during their peak
>>156320743Yes, I want to taste both her shithole and cunt
Fodase? Essa hora ano que vem estará cheio de fofinhas lésbicas europeias aquiEspero que a cabeçuda da Reiten fique na minha cidade
>>156320743Colombianas have cloaca.
Thoughts?
>>156321029I am not seeing fofinhas in your pic
>>156321096Cyber Alfaro mogs
>>156320907i have no time for your riddles
>>156321096I think he can fuck off
>>156321126putellas is cute
>>156321126Aitana my beloved please be in Porto Alegre
Next big thing to hapoen to brazil is finally missing a world cup
>bald fraud is free at marketimagine this guy with a 4 years cycle with us.>>156321096>igor thiagowhy was that retarded called again? le 9 that only scores by penalty.. you can't convince me CBF didn't got paid to call him
>>156321318Putellas is too alpha to be cute, she’s the kind of woman who would sodomize you
>>156321420He can’t sign a midfielder for 100m for selecinha I’m afraid
>>156321096It's the stutter steps he should've coached out the players. I bet it changes the order.
>>156318045Damn. I too never saw Brazil winning a WC but im yet to even get a job. I hope you study in the meanwhile, bro.
>>156321420theoretically he's also good at headersbut the only chance he got he furated
>>156321420KEK like a clock>>156320315>Brazil could compete if the team were put together to be competitive, but the average fan is more afraid of destroying the hypothetical, imaginary national team of the past 60 years than they are keen to build the new national team needed for the last 20 years.>So illusions about an out-of-touch, old-fashioned manager who has managed ready-made, cash-rich teams will continue to exist, to sustain the hopes of the fools who cannot bring themselves to face reality.The best manager for Brazil is the best possible manager who is used to looking at the substitutes’ bench and not having a right-back, because that is the reality of Brazil today. The bloke who spends his life trying to compete without a right-back, because that’s what Brazil is like at the World Cup.
>>156321396every latam country will be in the next wc, eliminatorias are obsolete now
Argiebros, why is everyone hating on us so much? Is it jealousy? I'm used to seeing it online, but now even my friends from abroad are saying anti-Argentine stuff. We did nothing wrong.
pelo menos não vai passar na TV aquele monte de baiano sem cultura fazendo a remada brasileira e gritando "créu"
>Ronaldo Nazario misses a penalty before 2002I guess we’ll have to let Vampeta take this one, craque, then Fabio Rochemback and you’ll be the 3rd option
>Se fosse um treinador brasileiro, estava fudido. Essa é a grande realidade. Ancelotti errou, e errou muito! E vocês não falam nada. Usar o Neymar só nesse jogo. Nós não temos jogadores melhores que o Neymar. Qualquer lugar do mundo preservaria o Neymar. O técnico tem a obrigação de montar um esquema para levar o seu ídolo, o seu melhor jogador, como o Haaland jogou lá, o time jogou para o Haaland, esperando uma ou duas bolas. Aqui no Brasil, se você é muito bom, é descartado.-t. Wanderlei Luxemburgo
ok we lost can we move on now?
>>156322676>Corta pro Neymar chegando no treino no carrinho de golfe pq ele não aguenta andar até o campo Kek
>>156316438Vampeta is too funny for me to ignore him, but sure
>>156322699Only after the obligatory 'viu o jogo do Brasil ontem?' at work tomorrow.
>>156322199Give it time
>>156322676This was the comment Neymar envisioned when he scored that penalty, that’s why he was so happy, perfect scenario
>>156315551I'm going to make my mission for the remaining of the day to show that to everyone and their mothers
ok but how about cazetv?
finished preparing the boloñesa in time to watch the footy
>>156322676He’s right, but Ancelotti is just keeping the public’s hopes alive.He’s been getting it wrong since his very first day in charge of the national team; he doesn’t know what it means to manage a national side, he doesn’t know how to manage a team with underperforming players, and he doesn’t know what it’s like to manage the Brazilian national team either, with all the difficulties that entails.But he’s a key figure at the CBF; the dream has to be kept alive to keep the whole propaganda machine running, and so on.The Mirassol manager is probably infinitely better prepared to manage the national team than the manager of established clubs.Because Mirassol’s reality in the Brazilian league is consistent with the reality of the Brazilian national team at a World Cup.
>>156323099I work from home and never worked at an office. I wonder what it's like. Do you enjoy it?
>>156322481Eh, even Messi missed one in this world cup.
Gremio lost and you're talking about Vinicius Jr going on vacation earlier?
>>156323389An underdog?
>>156321420>imagine this guy with a 4 years cycle with us.Yeah, sure. Because one manager is going to transform these pela-sacos do caralho in world class players. Let's ignore the fact that our players are a bunch of smug walking-billboard arrogant cretins with no more right to play with the prestige they possess in god's good grace than the lowest vermin.
>>156323395>I wonder what it's likeBoth of us then. I suppose it's shit, but at least you're paid to suffer rather than doing it for free in Uni.
>>156323389
>>156323099Guy near me just sad brasil perdeu porque quis
there are gordas en la cancha right now and you're concerned about selecinha
>>156323204Please dontI pay you>>156323248Kek tgey are begging to srt a record of streaming rn
Soon
>>156323099>viu o jogo do Brasil ontem?i think i'm not grateful enough for having a remote job, just imagining this conversation already makes me sad.>>156324141kys posting that ugly fat bitch, so many polaquinhas bonitinhas
At least the nfl will start soon
tbf mexico beating england and norway just to be btfo by albicelestinha would put them into a seethe induced coma
England is playing with the pañal cagado
>>156324287o COXA é preto, gordo e periférico, amigo
>>156324161Too late. I was already accused by a fanatic family member of not letting Brazil's corpse get cold before making fun of itI'm not a hater. Winning or lose, I say let's have some fun
England will win this match
>>156324163kek
>>156324464You can’t suffer in braziu
ok but how would you feel if Brasil had won?
>Dorival is in SPFC>Brazil humiliated>Leila Pereira husband and drug dealer diedLife is good
>>156323389Ancelotti is a PR move. Brazilian sports literacy is low enough for people to eat the "he won the Champions League for the greatest club in the world" narrative. He's an inadequate manager for the team, and even if he were the perfect name we'd still have much deeper structural issues that would keep us at England, Portugal tier at best.
>>156324825But I had breakfast today.Same as I feel now, but a little more smug over my prediction for the brackets.
>neighbors are blasting interestellar ost funk remix
and that's a wrap
>>156318472llora por que sabe que se va a las arabias
jew bellingam scored
Holy FUCKMexico match over in 2 minutes
>>156324609nao adianta trikaschizo é uma máquina de acertos
yeah we would've lost to england 100000%
mexico is literally saving brasiu right now
>listening to the match>siente la presión Inglaterra>no se puede terminar de parar en el campo Inglaterra>Funcionando el juego físico de México>Goooooooool>No way, Mexico is actually going to win this>De Inglaterra!!LMAO>making this post>GOOOOOOOOOL>No way did Mexico actually scored>De InglaterraaaaLol
another one for the pirates
>>156325269BASED
shit, I just turned off the tv
>>156313465told you, 0 chance we would survive their counter attack
>>156325976Took you that long?
>>156326730they wouldn't need counter attack, they would have 80% possession
>>156313465>>156326730Probably, these losers would probably even lose to Mexico or Sweden something.
mexicans scored
kino match
I wish we lost to Mexico so the media would stop giving the excuse that we always lose to european teams.
>>156325048But he also managed those Milan teams in the 00s. You can't just dismiss his accomplishments
almost the mexican equalizer
>>156325009But i am alive actually
>>156327954how's that an excuse, it's a fact and we're losing to weaker team each time>BelgiumHazard, De Bruyne, Courtois, Kompany eliteAlderweireld, Vertoghen Lukaku great>CroatiaModric generational talentKovacic Rakitic elitePerisic good>NorwayHaaland generational talentOdegaard good
>>156326264which channel? I want to watch in something else other than cazetv but the quality of librefutbol is bad i cant even see the players it's 240p or something
>>156328119With Kaka Seedorf Pirlo Gatuso kek
>>156328865check out ppv DOT to, just be careful, it's a israeli website and i caught a trojan there (very likely)
>menez>impedido>bate de trivela
I keep finding new ways in which this sucks
>>156328865It's the website of a local news company, must be region locked, the other day I recommended someone here to try a VPN to see if it's usable but I don't know how that ended and I don't know much about that stuffhttps://www.vssports.com.py/
>>156328533rakitic didn't play in 2022
>Gobierno del ecuador>City of London Police>US Department of stateoh boy so pirating streams activate the jewish police brutality
>>156325269link?I have no idea which is the one you're referring to.
So who’s going to be the new national manager?Filipe Luiz?
>>156330413I think it's this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuTnOfDp60Q
OYE MI AMORNO ME DIGAS QUE NO
>>156330576Felipe Melo
>england pechofriatingShame.
Todo pelota profe
expulsado negro de mierda
disgraceful softball
england lad redcarded for being retard
why didn't Kane tell Rice to shoot the penal?
>>156333514Because Kane is a porpah striker.
>>156333514lol
KANEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Take notes Brazil. Neymar stutter step doesn't work if you're not Neymar
>>156333514heh I understood that reference
>>156328119He was good in the 2000s. But then again, even if he were indeed the best manager in the world he would not be the solution to our structural issues.
>>156333514Because Kane is an egomaniac. Say what you want about Vini, but he is humble and supports his friends. What worth is there to a goal when it comes without friendship?
best match of the wc
>>156335421>Most ref intervention in a match in the WC>good
They're playing Soda Stereo during the cooling break at the Azteca
>>156335822yeah
>>156336138Mexicans love Argentina
>>156336138That’s like a thirdie anthem for some odd reason
oh no no no mexisimiobros
no mames wey quiero another penal ese
>>156334622Vini is the biggest fominha in the world cup
Neighbors are having sexThe woman moans loudly
>>156338208record the sound and post it here
>>156338339It is over but it was like thatToctoctoctoc Ahn!ToctoctoctocAhn!After 2 minutes the rhythm fell a lot There were brief toc toctocsThe woman tried to encourage him with moreAhn! But it was already declining steeply
>>156338807>After 2 minutes the rhythm fell a lotSEÑORAS Y SEÑORES... LA BESTIA
>>1563101309 lives
>Chuveirinho na áreaIt's like I'm watching my team playing
>>156339537What is the other option in this situation
>Bruno Guimarães só bateu três pênaltis na carreira antes de falhar na CopaEvery world cup there's a stupid little mistake that fucks everything up
a careful lesson for today, no matter how mediocre you are, you can try all you want you'll fail
>>156339699Fast passing? Dribbling? Trying to infiltrate the middle? Anything different than chuveirinho against taller players?
>>156339977What kind of psycho deranged lesson is this? Fuck you
I now judge countries based on their reoresentatives in 4chan (all countries are full of jerks)
>>156339977Is this because of brazil or the neighbor sex
mexico tried the exact same cross unsuccessfully for 40 minutes
>>156340654Brazil shitty players and specially Mexico match
OH NO NO NO
el GIGANTE de la concacaca just got atropelated, guys
>>156338807Thry are at it again
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2073964690309287938/vid/avc1/480x854/mgeTctcFy8ut1UVu.mp4
mexicover, fuck them
Why is the Mitica so aztec anyways? What happened there?
>>156341355that's me
>>156341355not clicking that shiet
This wonderwall shit is getting old real fast
>wonder wallGoosebumps
why not pet shop boys?
anyway here's wonderwoll, today..
>>156342122because muh gallagher brothers
>>156342122GO WESTLIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE
>>156342348>>156342348>>156342348
Mashup of roo! Rowing and wonderwall
can argenchinos stop the bongs?
