Portugal and Spain play each other today :D
>>156353995Kino matchup, good luck both
this is the end for /sp/'s fav player ;_;
I was hoping for a Portugal Mexico finals but since that's not possible anymore, go Spain
>>156353995Need some mustasches on those pepes
Nine hours before kickoff!
>>156353995Let's go Olmo!
>>156354016Cucurella?
>>156354016God I hope Ferran Torres dies
Penaldo its time to send Latrine packing.
Is this actually a heated rivalry like Scotland England or nah
>>156356029No, not at all.
>>156353995This should be the quarter final. Eliminate usa and belgium and put both these teams in the top 8.
>>156356029No but Spanish players might be extra motivated because of last year
>>156354016Everyone said this in 2022 too. 2030 ronaldo will play.
You're all fucked tugasbest of luck>t. eliminated by grug plundelands
>>156353995Typical game where Portugal is going to pull off a heroic victory only to lose to Belgium later
Try not to humiliate us today, brothers. You can keep Martinez.I'll be rooting for you and Norway the following games.
>>156356156Or worse, the USA
>>156356029We don't have any special rivalry with anyone when it comes to the National Team. We sucked ass forever until Luis Aragonés (may his soul rest in peace) created the ultimate team and we won 2 eurocups and the world cup in 6 years. Then came the Rubiales mess, Lopetegui's firing a few days before the next tournament started, we choked, Luis Enrique, his daughter's death (may his soul rest in peace), he left, he came back, he was losing his head, we choked again, more Rubiales shenanigans until based De La Fuente created another very good team.
>>156356087They likely already forgot about last year. No big team cares about the carabao cup of uefa.
>Hey, Spain!>Spain!
>>156356029Nope. As other anons said, we don't really have any rivalries. Some normies are anti France for some memetic retarded reason, maybe the hispanchistas and voxitas are anti England and Morocco, but I guess that's it.
Would be fine with the winner of this winning the entire thing. Can't stand any of the other teams.
Rodri, Pedri, Gavi, Zubi, Fabián... I just LOVE our midfielders so much, bros. You gotta be a football connaisseur to appreciate Rodri. Just see how Guardiola's Manchester choked when he GOT injured. He's just too good
damn i wanna start drinking my vodka but i know ill finish the bottle way before the game starts then i will just fall asleep, gotta wait until 5pm, annoying
>>156356368
Yep, easy hat-trick for Ronaldo today.
>>156353995Spain is out, there is absolutely no way they can win, RO16 curse and all, Spain will LOSE
>>156356029we bros. Just iberian banter.
>>156356029To me is a win win match desu, if we lose Portugal goes on, and if we win well, miel sobre hojuelas as they say, even better.
>>156357129Its insane how good the midfielders of Spain in general have been in the last 30 years, we only suck at producing strikers than aren't tap in merchants.
>>156353995I really like penaldo AND cuckurella. Hopefully both teams win.
go portugal!
>>156353995I really like both teams and both countries are really nice to visit. Iberians are my 2nd favourite people after Italians. May the best win
>>156357129gavi is shit, glad he's injuried
Portugal is a superior country in every way. And better at football too. Simple as.Go Portugal.
>>156357917>we only suck at producing strikers than aren't tap in merchantsThere is literally nothing wrong with tapping it in. Just remember tap-in legends like Van Nistelrooij, Luca Toni or Klose. GOATarzabal shall join that club.
>>156353995Explain your relationship with each other. Do you ever meet for gay sex? I know two /int/cels did
>>156357917>we only suck at producing strikers than aren't tap in merchantsfuck you people are spoiledthe only 9s in the last 30 years who could do anything except tap it in were Ronaldo, Benzema and Suarez
>>156358152Gavi is not injured>>156357917It is the style that is promoted in all Spanish football schools and that's a good thing. A player like Rodri is far more valuable than any striker.
I have an absolute trust in Rodri. He is the football connaisseur choice
Five hours left!
>>156358787Literally nobody cares or think about Portugal at all unless they live around the border and go buy cigs and alcohol or whatever the fuck they do nowadays.I'm gonna assume the Portuguese also don't think about us at all.
>>156362008way back when if you lived near the border you could get spanish tv channels which was neat I guess
I just took a MASSIVE shit and my butthole was on fire due to the ungodly amount of chili flakes I consumed last night. Can't wait for the match.
>>156353995I can't believe Oyarzabal hasn't hit 30, i swear he's been in Sociedad foreverAlso when will you guys produce the next Villa/Torres? Is there even any up and coming kid with such potential
>>156353995Temu's Argentina vs BrazilFor sure there will be lot of cute Med women in the crowd.
i think 'cuck has cool hair
>>156353995Is it meant to be a close one? Or is Spain heavily favored
>>156362771Should be 65/35 in favour of Spain
>>156359639>Gavi is not injuredI think that was wishful thinking on his part.
>>156362724
>>156362771Should be Spain fairly comfortably unless they pull another Cabo Verde game and Portugal manages to squeak a goal or two or refball the game again.
>>156362902kekarillo
>>156356029No hatred, no rivalry, well there's a rivalry because we're both always contenders, but besides that and historical memes (going back to 1143) it is literally just funny banter. MAY THE CUP COME TO IBERIA NO MATTER WHO WINS, AS EVERYONE OUTSIDE IBERIA IS OF A LESSER RACE
I can't believe we're going to be watching ronaldos last wc match today
Hope it's a good match with some fookin' goals and not many fouls, may the best team win.I'll be rooting for Spain if they win anyway.
Tonight is CR7’s last World Cup game ever isn’t it?
I'm honestly surprised and grateful that so few of the players are african. Well done to both countries, I may actually enjoy watching this game. I don't know who to support though, if Spain gets to experience nationalistic pride via World Cup success will it make mass deportations more likely or less likely?
>>156363271I'm already crying.
>>156356288Streamer Lucho was such a bizarre era, and the team almost went to an euro final somehow.>>156357917The thing is that our managers don't want a classic striker, they want someone who can defend, build up the play, assist and score some fucking goals too.Basically Harry Kane, he's an anomaly you can't just find someone like him whenever you want to.
Why is everyone acting like Spain will win when it's clearly the opposite?
>>156363608Anulo anti-mufa
Hoping for a fantastic match lads, I’m sure it will be. One of you needs to BTFO the French
Four hours remaining!
>>156359639I agree 100x100, if we could mass produce busquets and players like that we would dominate even harder. >>156358595Didn't say there was anything bad with it, some of prefered strikers are like that, like Villa or Pedrito, but of course they shine a lot less. >>156358977There is some true in that, the last generation of strikers in general are extremely boring to watch, the best is halaand wich is such a weird looking dude.>>156362985This desu, if we lose portubros, you have to bring the cup to IBERIA.>>156363558Yeah, football total, Kane is actually a great example of that, good striker, not overly egoist, soulful, Morata or Ferran have lots of this, but are dreadful at scoring.
>>156363699I believe in the Moroccans to do it for either one of us.
>>156363699Brother help this kind of match shouldnt happen in ro16 no? Its fucking Portugal vs spain
>>156363628Anti-Anulo Anti-mufa
>>156363869kek
>>156363846the format is all wrong, this is usually a quarter final
>>156353995Someone pls use pic rel for the next match thread. It is most appropriate
>>156353995
>>156363912Portugal, Spain, France on the same side of the bracket is a huge what the fuck is it not? Argentina got a teleport and Brasil only fell because they couldn't get past the unevolved human being
>>156363987I always want to lick her face so much each time I see this pic, I don't even know why.
>>156364043Because she's a white angel , can't blame you.
>>156356288>Morata won the Euros >as the winning team's captain this is what happens when you mess with the space-time continuum, CERN
>>156364007It's only because we jobbed to Congo and Colombia
>>156364043are u ok bro we use white women for licking and other races for breeding, you should be able to hold your iberian instincts (tm) when it comes to iberian women, they're for breeding only once
>>156364007Colombia took your spot fren
>>156358246Second to this in everything except when it comes to football. It's actually quite strange how they manage to produce so many a-holes as players why they themselves are so nice.
>>156364093>>156364116How do I stop being the eternal tuga?Euro 2016 came with a lot of suffering too. Why? Have you looked at our euro 2016 team? Why did we have to suffer? :v(
Sorry spaniards, but sui needs to advance. You'll have to take 1 for the team (world)
>>156363846It's rigged so argentina get an easy path to the finals.
Hurry up and grab your Lamine Yamal frog while its hot!
I hate jews
>>156364422Well yeah, that's the natural state of a proper Spaniard.
>>156364156
>>156364504>>156364422We hate jews too! And Jesuits! Eia eia a eles por Sanfiago!
>battle of mids
I miss Spain so bad, bros. The atmosphere is nowhere near the same in this hellhole, I miss how you could feel the whole world stopping still during a Spain international match.
>>156364422>>156364504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfZp-Nvb-uUwhoever wins, remember him, hermanos
I hate pajeets
Whoever loses Iberia wins.
>>156353995I'm rooting for you but the mystical fags I read for predictions are saying Portugal :(
As much as I like horses and anime, if you watch this one at home with /sp/ you're a cuck. Go touch some grass.
>>156365012It's quite the cointoss bro, probably the first one from this world cup
poyarzabal
>>156362505>>156362653>>156362943>>156364344I don't care about the opinions of non-Euros. Cheers. Rumo ao título, foda-se.
spain, illinois checking in
Im going to by some JAMON for today, this is going to be a KINO match.
>Portugal and Spain are both the forefathers of our nationI guess I will support Spain because they clearly went for a tie in our match and Muslera is just a retard in general.
LETS GO SPAAAAAAAAAAINI already have one spanish jersey (the away from 2020), today Im ordering another home one with the name of whoever knocks out Portugal
So I assume at this point Portugal is just content to lose the World Cup to keep Ronaldo happy?
>>156365506where did you get this assumption from?
I hope we lose today but you are too shit to do that Portugal.
>>156365506He’s retiring after this one apparently so at least there’s a positive future to look forward to desu
>>156353995anulo todas las mufas contra españa y amplifco contra portugal
>>156365506Portugal wants to repeat nations league and beat spain. But most Portuguese I know if we lose will cheer for spain (Iberia uber alles, plus ultra, etc)
>>156359639>Gavi is not injuredshit, it's over now
>>156356156amplifico mufa
Actual based friendly rivals game. I don't have to work tonight and technically COULD stay up late to watch this one for once, but it would throw my sleep schedule off and make it harder to sleep tomorrow afternoon early enough to be well rested for work tomorrow night.What do you think /sp/, is this a good enough matchup to be probably the one game I watch all the way through for the WC?
>>156356394i'm patriotic and pro england (and all euro nations unless there's some controversy) and anti morocco
Oyarzabal my beloved
>>156365741It'll either be epic or total shit that'll put you to sleep
>>156362902>>156362724wait wtf it's literally him also >'cuckmy sides
>>156365906it's gonna be a slurper in the first half
>>156365741This is one of the best matchups in international football, just look at the teams. Midfield you have Rodri, Gavi, Pedri vs João Neves, Vitinha, Bruno Fernandes. It's the highest level of football to be played in this world cup, unless a side jobs it. Not to mention Nuno Mendes vs Yamal.
>>156362818>>156362943anulo mufa>>156363346luckily we dodged a huge bullet since there are like at least 5 moroccan NT players born in spain that didn't make it in.
>>156363869anulo anti-anulo anti-mufa
>>156363987her teeth are perfect, she inherited the best of both countries
>>156365596>Los gallegos empienzan con las estupideces ArgentinasPrimero los marroquies y ahora los narigones.
>>156364656r u spaniard or usaian?
>>156365962I don't know them but I'll believe you and stay up if I'm not too tired. Starts at 2pm CST as usual for these games?
>>156365012amplifico mufa>>156365092i'm a cuck'urella, smoking w33d all day long. i h8 going out
>>156366261It starts in 3 hours if the schedule is to be believed.
it's nice to have a normal match without retarded fans or fifa shenanigans
>>156365398welcome mr. illinois
>>156366303I will try to be there.Also here I made you guys this banner for ants.
Help me figure this one out>Iberislurp>Slurpberia>Islurpia?
>>156365494as long as it isn't yamal, everything's well
>>156366261It could go to extra time and last 3 hours start to finish. Beware.
>>156366320PUTAS GUARRAS
[Internal Monologue] Luckily, I have ample time to watch Beware! The Blob (1972) before the match starts.>>156366383Iblowia xd xd
>>156365506>Portugal is just content to lose the World Cup to keep Ronaldo happy?what?>>156365587amplifico y anulo mufa>>156366113llevo años haciéndolo, jeje
>>156366391jamal gets solod by nuno mendes he's probably mindbroken by now
this is kinda fucked up because I want BOTH teams to lose.
>>156365741ofc it is, this sohuld've been quarter finals at the very least.it's gonna be an intense match for sure. last 2 euro winners if i'm not mistaken
>>156366505gracias franco
>>156366409From what little football I have watched it seems like the ref can just decide it goes longer by adding extra time on the end, but then also the ref can decide it goes longer after the end of game time + that time because "play is still happening", so I don't really know how long a football game is.Our football games can go over due to extra stoppage time (which there is already lots of) but it's by formal periods and USUALLY you don't get multiple overtimes because scoring happens so much.On the other hand baseball games apparently you have no idea how long they'll go, because innings can take anywhere from 30 seconds to a year each.
Give it to me straight, how rigged will this be for Penaldo?
>>156365962>unless a side jobs itLike we've been doing the entire tournament?
>>156366383Península Iberoeslúrpica.
>>156366505imagina ser un maricon con un solo huevo LMAO
>>156366604uno solo? perdona pero la cabeza cuenta como otro
>>156366604os gano la guerra un enano con un solo huevo?
CUCU CUCU RELLA...
>>156366685NOW IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’ll be attending this match brehs, they’ll probably sell jerseys in the store, who are the good guys in this one? Leaning towards Spain
>>156366549I hope this answers your question.
I don't know who to supportPortugese and Spanish anons, sell me your team without mentioning Pissnaldo or that mudslime shitskin Jamal
This movie is supposed to be really bad and is rated really low, but it starts with whimsical music and footage of a little white kitten playing and stalking around in tall grass, how bad can it TRULY be?
>>156366527>innings can take anywhere from 30 seconds to a year eachw..what
>>156366737Portugal winning the WC would cause giga butthurt on Sudacas
Spain has this right?
Fuck that little bitch KEKurella. I wanna set his stupid looking pubes on fire. But fuck Ronaldo even more. So I'm for Spain.
>>156366766>he doesn't enjoy 9 year matchespity
>>156366734so sad that carvajal isnt there, the pic of trump giving him the cup would be great
>>156366780why do you people measure all things in the amount of seethe they cause, how do you live like this
>>156366766The longest inning in MLB history took 14 years and seven months to complete, "due to inclement weather". They even had to make up a special rule about substitutions because one of the batting team's players passed away during that period.
>>156366833keep seething
>>156366833I don't have anything else and just live for the pain others should feel.It is an existence molded by spite and hatred. Also quite funny.
>>156366833Sport is for entertainment.If I am laughing and my enemies are seething, I winned the sport.
>>156366795I would never bet money if that's what you're asking. Both teams are chokers.
>>156367526lol, is that about the war?
>>156367703I think it's older maybe I'm hallucinating it
>>156366795Spain is fucking shit, they are not winning tonight
>>156356288Yeah. Much like in regular life, Spain's greatest rival in footy has always been itself.
Two hours remain!
Honest question - can you guys tell the difference between a Portuguese person and a Spanish person if they don't speak?
>>156354016Lamal will have a long career ahead of him, no worries
>>156368546Yeah, I can also tell Asians apart when just walking behind them.
Wait, I thought our game was tomorrow but it's tonight, maybe I need to wake up early and watch that one instead of staying up late to watch this one.Hard decisions :::---DDD
>>156368546im glad you asked
>>156368546Depends on the person. There are a bunch of face phenotypes in spain and a few ones in portugal that never happen in the other country. For most people you can't really tell though.But really, the iberian geography made people stick to certain areas until everyone started moving to a big city in modern times (which is also why so many regional languages have maintained a ton of native speakers) so sonetimes you can still tell that someone is from a certain region just by how they look. It's especially noticeable when it comes to the northerners, catalans, valencians and andalusians.
>>156368670I know castillian women that look near identical to that woman, and the northern areas are probably filled too. Eastern and northern spain have lots of celtic ancestry and since the reconquista happened from north to south, it spread to the rest a bit as well.
>>156368546Yes it's easy, Portuguese look like gypsies while Spaniards look like berbers.
>>156368546most Iberians loook the same as any other med. BUT there is a SPECIFIC type of face in both spain and portugal that you can only find in their respective countries.
Guys time is going slow what should we do before kick off?
>>156368994kek true
>Porro over LlorenteCongratulations to Portugal, we have a more fraudulent bald
>>156369071They know what they're doing, trust the plan
>>156369049post slags
>>156369014half of Spain isn't med nor look med, retard
>>156366232spaniard nacido en madri
>>156369071Porro played well against Austria
starting XI for España
>>156369165LAPORTA DEMISION
In 4.5 hours Spain will advance to the quarter finals.
>>156369133yes because Austria has 0 attacking threat, this shitter can't defend, nuno mendes and leao have a free game now
anons, I am a bit smelly lately, which dehodorant should I buy?
>>156369265the cheapest Nivia available
>>156355880>>156369165
>>1563692650'89 one, its all the same.
so do you guys have like a sibling kind of relationship? im imagining something like what we have with NZ
>>156369265ask if they have any backroom stock of the ones that appear to be sold out
everyone on /sp/ seems riled up today for various reasons
>>156356029It's a glorified friendly
>>156369384Not 100% true, the Nivea ones are a lot thinker liquid so they last longer than the store brands.
>>156369265None, just take a shower and stop spraying yourself with xenoestrogens.
I'm new to this forum, why does everyone talk about the players' appearance and their color? Is it some kind of strange fetish or an inside joke?
>>156369265those all suck. I go with Right Guard gel. Find it lasts longer in pits. Roll ons just stick in the pit hair and spray just goes all over the place and not where it needs to do the business.
>>156369416yeah, we just ignore our long lasting past conflicts, it happened, we managed to stave them away, it's all good nowthese days we just complain about our own countries and saying it's probably better on the other side of the border, when the reality is we're all going downhill fast together
>>156369453>spraying yourselfshiggy diggy you don't apply those to your skin, it's your clothes that smell, rub it on to your clothes to negate the odor.
>>156369455Not sure about the others but I'm a racist.
>>156369455>Is it some kind of strange fetish or an inside joke?simply racism
>>156369434yeah catalog is a bloodbath.
how many for cr7?
>>156356029>Scotland v England>rivalry"Rivalry" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there, because it assumes that Scotland is seen as competition for England
>>156369673He isn't really known for scoring goals, he's no Haaland.
>>156356394>>156365747cipayos
>>156368670Fukn lol @ at having that ready to post. You guys truly are the best.
>>156369684Totally, now ENG-CRO on the other hand, that's a rivalry.
>>156365747Based as fuck. The only good guys in this tournament are European countries. I will support any European team over one from any other continent.
>>156369165starting XI for Portugal
It's a shame we were so lame against Doctor Congo and Columbia, Croatia is such a fun team to watch, I'm sad they're gone.
>>156369861diego costa no eres español
>>156353995I'll be supporting Spain because I'm still in love with this spanish bird I met when I was 19.
who will wear the red?
>Cancelo and Jfelingz startingenhorabuena España
>>156369861>joao felixthis is a bald fraud duel
>>156369165>>156369861striker should always be at top and the keeper at the bottom
>>156369791Without a doubt, in terms of competition relevance, quality of players, etc. you've been a significant sporting rival of the modern era. Also because I can't think of any significant geopolitical history, it makes it a good spirited rivalry too.
>>156369971It's great. Not like ARG, no off the pitch drama, just pure sport.
i bought this one anons, smells good
>>156370085you gonna get so many bitches on your dick
also, >felix
>>156370085Youre supposed to like the ball thingy
Reminder: They lost against Doctor Congo and Croatia.
>>156369265anything aluminium free
>>156369265Shave your armpits a couple times a month. There are these products called scrubs. Use them on your armpits while showering.
>>156370197Let me tell you about all the other things in your diet and lifestyle that are just as bad
>>156370187We tied against the doctor, we got a dose too anon.
>>156370277 (Me)And just to be clear, after seeing them play against Argentina I don't think they were bad at all.
>>156370186> DR Congo 1-1 Portugal> Croatia 1-2 Portugal>lost
>>156354016Nobody likes Latrine Poomal I don’t think
forgive me spainbros, but I want to see penaldo happy I'm rooting for him tonight
>>156369861>CanceloWTF
>>156370429It would be better for /sp/ and the memes if Pendu progresses
>>156370429Nothing to forgive...!
>>156370429
>>156370429t. Aramco Chairman Muhammad Bin Salman of Saudi Arabia.
>>156370239just because you can't control or are aware of everything, it doesn't mean you should just give upnothing is perfect, but i do what i can of the things i'm aware of - using aluminium-free deodorant is simple to do
I don't know who to root for
>>156356029I don't care if they win as long as France or Morocco don't win the cup
>>156370689Youre right anon I should up my game again but I dont trust any of these companies that pretend to make healthy products
>>156369049masturbate to rebecca linares
>>156370723Same I like them both, good luck latinbros i hope it will be a good game
>>156364673Explain. I hate Jesuits because they were the first globalists, what they did to him?
>>156370723possibly a bittersweet match... one last ride. you can tell the stories to your grandchildren that you were there.
>>156370197What's wrong with aluminium?
One hour...!
>>156370989Death metal, its the origin of Alzheimer, and if a bit of it in the skin isn't very worrying, its also very inflamative metal.
give me Spanish music
>>156370989It's designed to clog your pores, which is not a good thing in the slightest. It might relieve your symptoms if you're extra sweaty, but that's about it. There are other fixes to hyperhydrosis
Fifteen minutes to go!
Keith and I made sure Spain wins by putting something funny into their bottles of water.
Portugal will win 3-2Don't ask me how I know
>>156373264i've predicted a 3-1 portugese win for the same reason, i dont why but i did. just feelin it
why are the odds so much in favor of Spain? because of Ronaldo?
>>156373373same, just a hunch
I hope it's a fun match regardless of the result. Good luck portubros.
