Justin Gaethje runs this shit
Had a way better OP pic and this retard didn't even link previous but whatever. I'm not mad.
it appears as though toby is back and in a mood
>>156368200do me gooch yeah
>>156368262Okay mufasa
let's kick this thread off correctly... with DRICUS STILLKNOCKS DU PLESSIS THE RIGHTFUL MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
guru has nothing going for him except mma and now he doesn't even care about that. grim. praying for him.
>>156368339palms up i fear
/box/ won by having sex irl
>>156368526False! Sodomy is not sex
Yeah I was wondering how long would it take for some freak to post that.
>>156368526I could get a prossie but I'm waiting for gooby's return first
>>156368320Daddy Darren turned diarrhoea du piggy into a panic wrestler sadly
>>156368200Conor sucks
>>156368650shouldn't make it so easy bucko!
>>156368526what's his name?
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/Ec_8Zi22ggc
>ynr Goobinderjeets were impressed and salivating over Gooby's VERY average sized pecker
canor
Brendan Schaub ARGUES With His Producer Over Livestreaming!!!
>>156369289All I remember is claims he was small with no anon posting their piece
>>156369311she's balding and talks like a wigger
Technically Conor has the largest penis of any fighter that we know of.
You're talking about a guy who's a recent title challenger vs. a guy who's best wins are Patchy Mix (U-DEC) and Jose Aldo (S-DEC).
>>156369311>dan lets her fly to vegas and train with sean every day
>>156369534Think Abel Trujillo beat him
>>156369534Conors meng was too skinny to be impressive. Yoel's dusty hawlg on the other hand had length and girth.
>>156369563no one is talking about that
Shades of DooFeces celebrating after her full Zatdaddy proctol exam
why did pat berry make rose cut her hair off
>>156369811to look like his childhood best friend who died young
Khamzat lost to Sean Strickland.
I can't watch porn anymore
LOOK AT HOW BUFF HE LOOKShttps://youtu.be/1FV112gTPGc?si=gZQpDjQUjh-x2_rB
>>156369898Caught in a storm drain. Pat held his hand until help arrived smdh
i can't go on twitter anymore
>>156369811Easier to sit on her fucken head so she can eat his ass. Champoin? Nah, gutter ho!!
Finnish bussies love taking they Muzzdaddy loads..
spams we geeeet it finland made you feel stupid sometime last year
>>156370241big brazza cock get dem legs shakin mashallah
the muzzies are being gay again...
>>156370021I fell like this when I realized there were no hot pockets left
>>156369922I can't stop watching porn
>spams we geeeet it finland made you feel stupid sometime last year
>>156369311alors...
Why did this nigga even retire then?
>>156370193Profound
>>156370459Oh yeah this proves my assessment wrong
>>156370430Finally a good post
>>156370467Dumb Peahead.
is it true that brendan schuab ruined callen's career?
>>156370628I respect gaethje and all but he could never land that on me
>>156370467He retired because he thought the old guard was done for but now that gayji won he's starting to doubt his initial ass-Sment and is regretting his decision. All of that is of course fueled by this newfound hope birthed by gayji's win and him still being "young" enough and having the UFC contract as an excuse to possibly come back for one last rodeo. tl;dr he retired because he thought he couldn't win but seeing gayji win made him doubt that and now he's full of hope and regret
>>156370193Finally a good post
>>156370193*clap* Go. *clap* Off. *clap* Kang.
if rose was my gf, how often would she want to have sex with me?Don't be honest
@everyoneit’s damian penis fight weekthank you for your attention to this matter
>>156371129No one asked for your vlog, freak.
>>156370718How about this?
just ate my monitor
>>156371304with all due respect, I eat 1-2s for breakfast
what's next for dustin poirier
>>156371409
>>156368526When's guru making a "tank davis is gay" video
>>156370639i would have never even heard of callen if not for schaubeast putting that zilch on the map. facts
>>156371478retarded question retarded thread retarded person now where's noah
>>156371304RAPED PIGGY ALERT RAPED PIGGY ALERTFUCKING DEMENTED DEFORMED FAGGOT RAPED TRANS FREAK CLITA “EL VIOLADO” TOPIGGY!!!!!!
>>156371304me personally I'd slip the jab, pop him with the right hand, roll under his 2, BANG left hook on the chin.
>>156371422>Topiglet fully engorged on his Slampapi loadsWHAT A HAAAANGRY PIGGY
the post signers have arrived i fear
>half this board is just Europeans seething about Trump letting their pacy African play against their team of pacy AfricansImagine being a soccer fan, jesus christ
>>156371982if you missed the 1990s specifically the mid to late then i can only pity you but it was glorious it didn't used to be this bad
dricus won the world cup
Piddy Pamphlet
yes its true. we still buck.
>>156372048the sport is boring as hell. Nothing ever happens in soccer
>>156371492kek he's so iconic
As someone who holds a prestigious and esteemed 4chan Pass, I command a little more respect than the average poster in this general.As such, I am declaring emphatically and decisively that /heem/ is a Tsu-enjoying general and we will be cheering for Tsu tonight.Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Suck it
>>156372479i'll be cheering for belgium
>>156372479We don’t watch that crap here.
>>156372656>M*xico
>>156372706don't piss him off he'll move here and get a free middle class home
>>156372706I heem you.
>>156369918FACT CHECK: Zatdaddy was robbed. Bonus fact: Sean Strickland was brutally raped by his dead father
>>156372479based
african american dricus heems bisbong
>>156372479Another bottom sissy for his Muzdaddies I’m afraid
>>156372977for sean it was the most traumatic incident in his lifefor khamzat's sisters it was tuesday
>>156372977It was 3-2 strickland khamzat won the 1st and the 4th
>>156369534Randy Couture's is the same size but way thicker and not shaped like a pretzel
please handy do not make jerk video come to fite me handy
Yoel romero is a pencil necked skinny little freak
Brutally molested and bricked up the whole time: the Sean Strickland story
>>156373207I had it 48-47 Chimaev.Outside the last round it was a really close fight between Strickland and Chimaev. The idea that Strickland beating Chimaev gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Chimaev 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.
i'm losing it, I keep daydreaming about conor getting violently heemed by minimum. I can't focus on anything at work because of this
>>156373114
Mixed Martial Arts is Dead
rousey should be stricken from the mma record books for that absolute horse shit work she had with FAT ASS gina
nate diaz should prob retire too, that was just wow did you even train nate
M. Gane's world domination
>>156373515Thank you
i would trust cesar almeida with my life
i would bet on gooby's victory (not too much)
>July 11th YouTubeGassiev vs KadiruJoyce vs Suslenkov>July 24thFury vs Wach>July 25th DAZNJoshua vs Prenga>July 26th Amazon PrimeSpence Jr vs TszyuFulton vs WilsonCharlo vs Mazoudier>August 1st DAZNO’Leary vs ChamberlainSmith vs Bellotti
>rose pov
>>156374722*spits on you*
Khabib
Khabshit
khaboom
bsd was losing to beneil I'm mortified to hear
The absolute state of /sheemales/
>>156376339Yeah you have a pecker pass. You can get free peckers whenever you want on account of being a homo.
>>156369898Who’s this Moldavian kid?
>>156376339>xhe sent an obese man a picture of xher clittyoh dear....
kid just don't wanna fight
Post in /box/ if you’re straight and not a sheemale
the GOAT cooked yet again
>>156372479>paying to get banned
>>156376782Pretty sure that getting heemed in the head can both induce and exacerbate depression. More so if you’re peaheaded like our good friend Dustin.
>>156373331Inshallah b
Khamzat? You mean StrickGOD's rapedoll? I don't see him going far.
>>156376782>Yes you shouldn't complain about your lifeUhhh where was this doo the week before UFC Freedom 250?
reminder dustin would have been champion if charles didn't hook his glove
reminder that if you're not cheating, you're not trying
>>156376745>/box/ is so dead they come here to post on a semi-dead general
reminder white people don't cheat
i'm depressed cause im not rich and i feel like crying. thanks strick.
Imagine if Haaland cared about MMA
Dustin Poirier is trying to regain his reddit fanbase by saying hes mentally ill with a deadbeat dad. Should've just doubled down and said hes a nigga he can say it
There was literally zero reason for Dustbin to retire
does this soccer bullshit happen every year or is it like the olympics?
Fake ass clout chaser fisherman
>>156378841proof brazzas are white
>>156369267Tomala should be stripped or fucking fight already. I'm tired of his shenanigans and reddit good guy spiel.Wonk eyed raped freak with a retard son
>>156377552Bantering about kikes and shitposting constantly while enjoying himself tbdess
>>156378766zoomzoomkeep it low lilzoom
Dustin going on a little boohoo apology tour is hilarious. Jolie's off to the West Indies. Rassclart warrior!
>>156378975He said he couldn't catch any fish, Pisslam is a fraud just trying to farm the image of a real country boy.
>>156376782was he depresesd when he was getting FUCKED by his dad or was he proud to be an AMERICAN?
>>156379499thats normal to not catch any fish your first time. It's the desire to fish in the first place that makes him white
>>156378841fucking hate fishing.
Strickcuck still didn't recover from Gaethje becoming America's champion
>>156376782that's rich coming from a guy who cries on camera the moment you mention his dad
>>156379814FAGGOT ALERT
>>156379814zoomers who need instant gratification can't handle fishing
>>156380136I hate fishing because it's animal cruelty.
>>156378139scalded kettle face
>>156380228what are you, some kind of vegan faggot?
>>156373511
>>156380313nah I just don't like hooking and killing the fucking things. They reek too.
>>156380228Depends how you do it
Strickdaddy graciously allows gorgeous muslim boys to slowly suckle and slurp on his succulent pleasure stick
>>156380553This reads like a spammy post but the characters are backwards.
For me, its letting the fish off the hook and when the fish tries to pitter patter flip flip on the deck I heem it sleepy
stop being gayall of you
>>156380836
After trying a lot of ways, I've settled on cutting their heads off fast.I've seen a fish live for over 12 hours on ice, so that doesn't work and bashing them on the head is usually inefficient
>>156381046Don't go trying that on your Corey sneed
>>156380920Raped faggot.Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPES BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!
I know it's kinda gay, but I grew up on a farm. My grandmother made me axe off chicken's heads off, and I always had to help sticking the spit into the lamb or pig's asshole. My neighbour also had pigs before everyone had those bolt guns to kill them humanely, so yeah... I've seen and heard some shit, and it made me a pussy regarding meat and carcasses and killing.
>>156381279isn't that kind of upbringing supposed to do the opposite
>>156381416I guess but I fucking hate it to this day. Worked at a butcher's for a while too and hated every minute.
>>156381279I grew up the same but don't feel like a pussy about meat. I tried snapping a cockerils neck once and just semi heemed it and had to stomp it out
It's going to be painful seeing Conor lose again.
>>156379043All I saw was complaining about his life!
>>156381647God I hate cocks. Still have a gash where an aggressive faggot kickboxed me in the thigh
>does a podcast talking about how he has CTE holes in his brain that make him want to suicide by cop>does an interview the next day saying he wants to fight justin and conoryeah I'm thinking the future for dustin's family is looking deeply grim
Jolie will be filming TUSHY Raw scenes before the year's out
Dustin Poirier the french NIGGER
>>156380920>>156381196jon jones got raped?
>>156376782>*cries on a podcast*
According to McCarthy, the incident occurred when Jones, seemingly in high spirits, asked a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt working for the athletic commission to "get on the ground" with him. The official complied, assuming it was a routine training exchange, but Jones allegedly escalated the situation by performing an unsolicited sexual act.
>>156382631yeah he posted about it years ago when he was having one of his many meltdowns on twitter
Reminder that Tom Aspinall will heem Gane dead
>>156383458hes probably going to wrestlefuck him after learning the hard way that he cant stand with him
Aspinall Derangement Syndrome
>>156383621It’s one thing for some drunk guy to make a cheap move on your wife, but for him to get to the point where he was talking in her ear sadly shows that she was into it
>>156383999stop talking to yourself you sad cunt
>>156384153What?
I just heard the news...
>>156383999Yeah for sure, you make totally valid points and are probably handsome as hell
>>156384319Fer shure B
Cowboy is greater all time than Poirier desu
You miserable presumptuous no-talent! You’re no artist! An artist respects the silence it serves as the foundation of creativity. And a true artist is Paul Craig
Nah fuck that!
>>156384583Unironically
>>156384583Poorer cheated his best win using leg kicks
enroll in gane university
gane can't even read
>>156385665Neither can Tom
>>156384583Who is Cowboy?
fight a man and you send him to the hospital, teach a man to fight and you send him to the morgueSee you next week in M. Gane's class
>>156386664Go fuck yourself
>millions of dollars in the bank>a beautiful and faithful wife that was his high school sweetheart>two children that see him as a hero>an accomplished career where he retired in his thirties>sucidally depressed
>>156387053>>millions of dollars in the bankpahahahahahahaaah oh no no nohe fell for it!
>>156386788Let's go big dog, let's fight then
>>156387053>accomplished He didn’t accomplish anything and that’s what haunts him
do NOT look at dustins pro record
>>156387053His homies went to the crib without him for crying out loud
heeminder max carried doostin, could have easily finished him in the first
>>156387854Garry will win but yer a fag B
>>156387854almost as big as mine
>/box/ died againKWAB
>>156388503Penaldo just lost so the browns flooded again
>>156373515;]
are layla's ballistics real or fake
>>156388717Stfu
>>156388668boxing is a brown sport mate
>>156388829is the pope a catholic?
>>156388920Boxing is Britains best sport
>>156389099>tf>tpkek, checks out
You ever wonder what sean stricklands penis looks like? Me neither.
>>156368200There is a nude pic of him in the internet world. It is alright. Nice uncut dick.
>>156389202Stfu sheep shagger
boxing is a poofter sport for brown thirdies
>>156388976whats a catholic
>>156389240
>>156389266Don’t sign your posts
Boxing is where blkbois go to avoid a scrap
90% of /heem/ is about cocks and trannies
I wonder what sean stricklands penis looks like
>>156389250im english, my vpn thoughever is welshyou are a depressed faggot jock whos only happiness in sports comes from the english losing
>>156389523I don’t hate the English at all my favourite fighters are English. Scottish v English rivalry is Jew coded.
>>156389523nah he's some sort of brownoid. loves britain and england, has been spamming about tyson fury for years
>>156389507Why just wonder?Come on over to my house brother.....
>>156389763even more tragic
>>156389763Yeah I love the British Empire which we proudly played a major part in before the world got jewed
>>156389505I don't know why but I remembered he had a 5 kilos (11 lbs) plate attached to his meng, this is disappointing
>>156389890>doesn't deny his brownness
this thread is just the entire isle of britain
Don't be a rat cos rats get caught ye?
>>156389505does putting weight on your dick do anything?
>>156389950Again, don’t sign your posts.
>>156390235Testing erection quality. If you can lift the plate that means you are rock hard and have a high quality erection
>>156390235not when it's erect but yes hanging stretches your dick over time
>n-no you!
>>156390477
>>156390773whatever you say pal, go make some more posts about "Movdaddy"
ciryl benoit mbappe simple as
Do you think jake gyllenhall heemed his manager for Roadhouse (2024)?
jake gyllenhaal had his bumhole heemed for brokeback mountain
>>156391201That is the first post this thread to contain "Movdaddy"
conor mcgregor probably did fuck that spanish girl in roadhouse
Ankdaddy
why did dustin let his dad become homeless if he's a millionaire? >>156387053
paddy was exposed by tony ferguson and broken by gaethjebsd within 4 rounds
Gooby showed his solid buttocks for his Netflix jdaddies
>>156391484why not
>>156391201You seem to think I’m someone else
>>156391603happens to the best of us, "mate"
>>156391484i saw the video of theo von hugging dustin's dad, his dad didn't seem too bad.
>>156389507Guarantee it's crying
Oh Fury things, where have you gone?I’m getting old and I need someone to rely on
King Rob https://youtu.be/Z1KDp8n3YFE?si=XeJ4WevHtsd59C_h
>>156392029Keane was perpetually on the cusp of puberty
Conor is going to get brutally beat up but will go the distance
JOOLY ELEDEN WE GON FINE OUT
>>156392563What?
Gooby is clearly an exhibitionist
>>156392833*BANGS TABLE*WE GON FINE OUT
Walrus bacculums (penis bone) are called Oosik
>>156390727More fighters should do this. Like when Little Heathen heemed Klose with a push.
We gone find out that it's gone be bad my nigga
>>156393055You gotta feel bad for him desu even though the only reason he took this fight was to try and upstage Aspinall
>>156393222>the only reason he took this fight was to try and upstage Aspinallthat's not true at allhe was talking about moving up for years
>>156393334
the problem with pereira was he wasn't fat enough
“I’m afraid” – Alex
>>156393676Pereira actually supported aspinall throughout the whole situation
>>156393890Where?
Lebron James, Lionel Messi, Cyril Gane
who the hell is cyril gane
>>156394292UFC HW champion
>>156394409That’s Tom Aspinall?
>>156393972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwzMYXjj-dU
"Sadly"-My life
Will USA heem Belgium tonight?
>>156394558Alex Pereria is a class act. I really hope Aspinall knocks Gane out cold.
>>156393676I also have a nervous stool
Why cant you just give Bogangu his payday? Hasnt he done enough? Hasn't he suffered enough? He's crossed many lands , he's sailed the tumultuous sea, he's navigated the inhabitable SAHARA Desert and he's been sent back 12 TIMES until finally reaching France's shores of freedom and you dont even want to give him 100 million dollars because you are morally and spiritually evil.
>>156394537Who?
>>156394824Why would you hope for such an awful thing?
>>156394994Poor poor Tomala had to quit because xher diaper was getting full....
>>156394994Just how shit is Pooptans chin? Tom tanked 30 jabs while Pooptan went down from one.
>>156394994aspinall looks like the fat guy who boxed ibiza final boss
>>156394994Those jabs didn’t do shit so he had to resort to eye pokes. Disgusting.
The most power twitter has ever seen.
>>156395237Chills.
>>156394994Aspinall getting heemed up before crying on the floor
What less than a round with Gane looks like
>>156395258close your window
>>156394994godne needs to whoop tim's ass a bit less next time lest he quit again upon first excuse
trump has heemed the world cup by gawd almahty
>>156395258Put a blanket on.
Literally zero chance Gane wins the rematch
>Alex Pereira is a class ACK!!!!!
>>156395415zero chance tom ever fights again
Tuck me in good night
People forget Gane lost to Volkov and Tom beat him in 30 seconds
people forget Tom has a retarded son and compromised orbs
Tomala has been sonned. Gane son'd him and he will son him again even more brvtally.
*forgets*
Gane let the cat out the bag with the eye pokes, now Tom knows his trick he will destroy him in 20 seconds
francis ngumbo couldn't knock out serial gane, i don't think tomala can, he needs to rape him like jones did if he wants to win .
People forget Jon Jones is terrified of Aspinall
Gane effectively quit when he decided to eye gouge Tom. He wanted out.
>>156395518RETARD DOWN
>>156394994OHHHH HES LANDED THE JAB
>>156394994If you watch this in slow motion you can see Tom is slipping the jab
Jon Jones ducked Godspinall but took the Gane fight instantly. Theres echelons.
All knowledge is but remembrance.All novelty is but oblivion.
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
>>156395496i just awoke
>>156395715This. Jon Jones ran away from Tom Aspinall and vacated his belt instead of fighting him. When Gane had to fight Tom he chose to eye gouge to forfeit the fight.
>>156395715>>156395788dear oh dear somalis of a feather itt i fear
Against Tom? Volkov got CAUGHTGane DOMINATED Volkov for 7 out of 8 rounds, including a 50-45 masterclass. NO one does that to Volkov...
>>156395866Volkov beat Gane thougbeit
Current DC could heem Tom
>>156395850monitor b
Volkdaddy dropped that piglet on xher dirty filled diapers
>>156395942At the losing contest. Twice, no less.
Why do people hate Tom? He’s objectively the best HW in the world.
>why do people hate the biggest crybaby in the history of UFCSit down Troonmala
>>156395985>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusewhat have you fewls been doing oh well paralyzedtakayamasideeye.jpeg
>>156396099You wouldn’t feel so good if I rammed my fingers in your eye holes
>>156396050contrarianism and also the gane meme got astroturfed hard like 4 years ago and stuck ever since
>>156396050your son's an 'elmet mate
>>156396129
neekeri
me emme allekirjoita viestejämme täällä
If Tomala's son was a vegetable he'd be a-.....oh waitDear oh dear
Gane supporters
>>156396050You've already exposed yourself as a baiting boxlet so I guess this low quality is to be expected
>>156396050he maliciously tried to jam gane's fingers with his forehead
Eddie Hall has trained with the best MMA heavyweight and the best boxing heavyweight. Be afraid.
what are you guys gonna do when tom heems gane in 15 seconds
Why does xhe always look like xhe is filling up a pair of diapers?
>>156396426that'll be the best outcome cause if gane wins that means the real BMF is retired or in another promotion.
>>156396426What am I gonna do when a leprechaun jumps out my asshole doesn't matter b
>>156396426Why didn't he do that last time?
imagining hokit vs gane...literal chills
>>156396452Don’t monologue your posts in the mirror with your monitor on
they better let me upload images before saturday or i'll need to panhandle for my picks oh how embarrassing
HEEEEEEEEEEM
>>156396579He was unironically taking it easy on Gane because he didn’t expect the cheating which is his fault for being naive but he won’t be next time
>>156396606i can do them for you b
>>156396632The wolf tickets faggot was right all along....
>>156396632Everyone saw this coming unfortunately. Should’ve just cut him and let him box for the Saudis years ago.
>>156396650do you have an amusing Bones image to accompany them
>>156396579last time he was putting on a spectactlenow its no more mr nice aspinall
>>156396647very true. bully tom will use gane like a fleshlight.
>>156396632I know this is legit because you cut off the account
>>156396736i can make something happen yeah
>>156396766Factual post
tom is not fighting ciryl this is pretty obvious they were talking about pillowtap before he lost to gane, and then he hired eddie hearn who is demanding a huge pay hike for him to "defend", tbth i am surprised ian garry is still booked>>156396769thanks pal your a good fella
i wager that tom will next unsuccessfully box one of frank warrens giant specimens before doing celebrity boxing if eddie doesn't get him out of the contract and an undercard fight on an ngannou card through jake paul
my uncle works for ufc and says there's some unfortunate mcgregor news pending
Cobor Mcgregor is out
my uncle is dana and he sexually abused me
conors titanium shin bone collapsed in on itself
Connor being trained buy Buck Angel Im haering now form my sources
I remember all the "UFC Freedom 250 is getting cancelled" posts.
Talmbout Tom? Yeah people forget man he finally got a 20 min Lasek/PRK procedure that he's needed for years, that doesn't help browns syndrome, just so his eyes would look somewhat busted up!He even felt so guilty about it, he completely ghosted his number 1 supporter, Michael Bisping, who calls Tom the Muhammad Ali of MMA, all because he knew Mike would ask him questions about the "surgery". Bisping has had REAL eye surgery as well as Lasek types and Tom couldnt keep his story straight. Sad!
i heard that graham platner guy has done a gooby and pulled out on account of him doing a gooby and not pulling out iykwim
>>156397369I do b I do know what you mean
When they side piece hoes be gettin too bbc crazed, you gotta let em know
>>156397324conor wasn't even on embedded b
>>156397369Strong post
>>156397556Ok and?
>>156397627use your brain for a second
i will be legitimately sad if gooby pulls out
my uncle said i can just go ahead and post it... conor mcgregor passed away
>>156397737dee?
>>156397831can confirm. I heemed him during sparring and he never woke up sadly.
passed away like a fox
sweetie fox
future generations will never believe gooby was a real person
>>156370712HOLY BASED LMAO
>>156379006Many are saying this... even tomala
>>156370712Pat lucked out on xher i tell you
>>156370712is this real bruder hh
>>156398020Condider this: the person that wrote that has tasted Pat Berrys Asshoel
gaethje came in with the yellow tinge, he was not going to be denied
>>156397353>there’s a based schizograph on the matterTomala xisters…this is not looking good…
>>156398002wait is tom really that big?
>>156398002>SAVE ME REDDIT!!!
>>156397556He had a full entire countdown. Only cazzies dn't realize Goob never lets the heembedded cameras get close. He doesnt even stay at the hotels with the fighters
>>156390727KEK
Conor McGregor fight week.0 hype.UFC is finished.
>>156398321How new are you?
>>156398145Wider lenses produce less background blur. If they used longer focal length lenses, then the farther side of the octagon would be blurry
>>156398419As new as you are to canada jeetoid :)
>>156397668I gave it more than a few seconds and realized Conor doesn't do company man shit because he is above it.
>>156398419>mis(you)d dicey dicey
>>156398614wow who's the skirt
prone bone alex pereira
Mating pressing Dana White
Joshua Van - Asian, ChristianPetr Yan - White, ChristianAlexander Volkanovski - White, ChristianJustin Gaethje - White, ChristianIslam Makhachev - TBD, MuslimSean Strickland, White, TheistCarlos Ulberg - Pacific Islander, ChristianCiryl Gane - Black, ChristianTom Aspinall - White, Christian
>>156398832>>156398865Go *CLAP* out *CLAP* side *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Joshua Van - CreampiedPetr Yan - BurpedAlexander Volkanovski - SlurpedJustin Gaethje - HeterosexualIslam Makhachev - ProlapsedSean Strickland - RapedCarlos Ulberg - GapedCiryl Gane - Mating pressedTom Aspinall - Cumshotted
Ciryl Gane - Black
>>156398614Resorting to racism. Alright bud. Youre probably some retard white guy covered in tattoos renting a place. God bless.
>>156398903never let anyone tell you muzzies "took over" or "ruined" mmathey're not good enough
>pacific islander
>>156399185nigger we had islam, belal, cumshot, and ankalaev just last year
>>156398903muzdaddies are response?
>>156398419>>156398614
>>156399917>belal, cumshot, and ankalaevbbbbeastly reigns
Woodley doesn't get enough credit.
I actually filmed this POV. Wrapped my cock in cotton candy and skull fucked dana. That's my dick going into his mouth. I call it the cotton candy creampie.
>>156399917and look who they all lost to lmao
this was supposed to be are week heembros
>>156400450not gonna lie b I think you should kill yourself
islam will probably regret wasting the last of his physical prime playing pubg when his reign is ended at the hands of the greatest cuckold this sport has seen
>>156400450Same
bukkake dana
>>156402016it still is
khabib scammed his pakistani fans
>>156398903>Islam Makhachev - TBD, Muslimsoon...
>>156402912honestly respect
does anyone know what race pisslam and khabitch actually are
>>156396050It is mostly joncucks larping for obvious reasonsreal gane stans are nowhere nearly as degenerate as them
Dana Blacked
I owned that kiwi fag and he left the thread.
>>156405568You could say he got the dana white creampie treatment
my source tell me gooby is not pulling out...of any womanthe champ champ does what the FOOK HE WANTS
>hurr durr conor pulled out>hurr durr fetish posts about dana
holding danas ankles while fucking him missionary
dogshit thread
Kylie meades my cock
no one is pulling out
I realize that the reason you all seem so stupid and gay is because you're going to die. I'm going to live over a hundred years and each of you is going to pass on before me. I say this as a 38 year old man, even you youngbloods are going to die before me. My soul recognizes this and receives all your posts as blithering retardation because you're just a passing blip on my superior timeline. No one likes Ian Garry unironically.
>>156406947i pull out of your fat mum and sister
If I were McGregor, I’d not that pineapple surfing faggot out and call out the midget then fight gaethje next year and call for khabib after. but what do I know, I’m not Conor McGregor.
>>156407136You say that but once you meet this right hand, and you will, you will be in hell. I promise you that
>>156407142that is really rude
>>156407282I'll see y-you in hell, too
>>156407172
This 5'8 MONSTER is a flatline HEEM machine and evil Dana hates him just for his personality and who he is. Never mind this kid has some of the wildest knockouts in mma history, that doesnt matter to dana. He personally has it out for this hot exciting prospect that has all the fans buzzin
>>156407136if i wanted you’re opinion i would beat it out of you
I love creampieing women. Real ones know. Fuck man so many of the womeb Ive met have had IUDs. Ive pumped LITERS of CUM RAW NO CONDUM into so many women im so happy
I've only had sex three times and all resulted in conception.
>>156407595Double knockout at 102 for the world’s oldest double KO. Zuffa Boxing 1488 will be a banger of a lifetime I’ll see you there
>>156407136What does "liking" Ian have to do with anything? /pw/ is that way. You can go discuss all your le superstars and who has the most charisma and likability all you want over there :)
>>156408460
>>156407473sorry b, im having a rough day and i took it out on you
>>156399917how many title defenses
Not a day goes by that doesnt leave me hating mma more than the next. What a day, what a life.
I dont have money to eat tonight.
>>156408621you let it bang b really hit me hard with the family jab. had me rocked
tybnorway for handling business for the boys
I see you guys get cagey when I talk about cumming in pussy raw. Mayhap due to your own inexperience? Consider me a guru; ask me for advice if you have no father.
>>156408967shit happens. what will you do so this doesnt happen again?
>>156408967Whats your venmo Ill send you some cash
>>156409230we like guys around here
>>156409372Venmo:DonaldJTrump
>>156408967Maybe buy some groceries for the week and make home meals instead of shoveling overpriced goyslop down your gullet everyday, fat bitch.
stick out your hand and tell me what you feel
>>156409606Salty milk
Fasted for two days because I enjoy the cut. Until you embrace that grind, youll be nothing more than a punk bitch.
>>156409230why are candanian womyn so beautiful
>>156409714Wrong. It was opportunity and you let it slip through your hands
anyone think they can take GSP? anyone?
>>156409920
>>156409546Make homemeals? Im homeless nigga. I live in a fucking prius.
life on the line id knock GSP out. can you? figures. pussies
>>156410185Id guess your name and be right so lets not do that. Whats your rank solider?
>>156410185Im homeless to lets conpare ramen dishes I likeRanen noodles uncokedAnd ketchups
>>156408971there should be no in fighting on heem.comwe are one familyhope your family is doing well
eat granola bars and drink water. Shit 2-4 times a week and find a job.
if you’re homeless and 6’2” sign up for your local card and get tapped out for a hundred bucks
In a past life? I would certainly be nobility. I am slim, lithe and have a 6 pack with s large shaved dick and a feminine face. Women have always loved me and every women Ive been with has loved sex with me and my large penis. I dont need muscles or fighting ability; Ill watch the gladiators simply gladiate for me. Food for thought.
>>156410630Sure but do all that and collect some heads. Thats why im the alpha
But why?
you got a pulse? youre fucked.
Slamspaddy will Nowak Ian Lee Rigby sadly
>>156410630yeah but i’m that outsider barbarian nigga that demands tributes lest i raze your crops and terrorize your bitchmade basedciety
>>156411414Gane is referring to the bout between GSP and Koscheck, where GSP utilized the jab to humiliate Koscheck. Gane is a serious fight fan, and in this scene you can really feel is hatred for Canada. It appears the Frenchman is no fan of being in a RUSH
>>156410414except brazilians
>>156397353Also the doctor report specifically said no damage was done to the actual eyeball. It literally said no cornea damage whatsoever. And that's the only thing laser surgery is there to fix. It should be added to the to the schizo diagram.
>>156410414make sure they tune in for the card this weekend.
we couldn't even make it to the quarterfinal of the WC, at least we got gooby this weekend :/
>>156412779except the brazilians
>>156411825No it was actually GSP telling Gane how to beat Tom Aspinall after the white house press conference. George told him the jab would be the key to success against Tom, then he went all silent abruptly. He was staring into the distance for like 20 seconds before he said "I hate canada..." out of nowhere. It as weird. I think the American festivities at the white house got to him and reminded him how much he hates canada and wishes he were American
>soccer getting 10-7’d
>>156413094at least you're not suffering the humiliation the usa are rn and you got in
Brazilians can fight.Finns can't.
>>156413319>jab wins yes
>>156413321zesty ass negro shaves his body hair
>>156413844>>156413844>>156413844
>>156413611
Last year I was fucking a viet milf who would give me footjob blowjobs all the time. Beautiful woman.
>>156410304bread and chocolate syrup. I can survive on that for a week.
>>156413923how viet are we talking? no english viet?
