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Philthies kek Edition
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>>156386526
Anime
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is this new?
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Raynkees.
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philthies kek
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>>156386670
no but it's nu
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Didn't watch Phillies, see in the boxscore a Turner error, did that blow it open early?
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sanchez throwing meatballs blew his asshole open early
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I could use an acockin'!
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Cristiano Ronaldo is what I compare to Aaron Judge... frauds who will retire without a world championship KWAB
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Frederick "Freddie" Freeman
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eephus xD
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lads
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>>156388572
kwab indeed
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>>156389256
kek, it's kina!!!
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The jays will score at least one run today I can feel it
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dodgers
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Who's ready for cum shitter's cummy shits?!
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cum shitter kek
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>the absolute state of this genny
not looking foward to coming back here when the world cup is over
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>His teammate, outfielder Maurice Van Robays, gave the pitch its name. When asked what it meant, Van Robays famously replied, "Eephus ain't nothing, and that's what that pitch is." [1, 2] The word likely derives from the Hebrew word efes, which translates to "nothing" or "zero".
Yep. Another sign that baseball is completely ZOGGED from top to bottom. Fuck it the NFL season starts soon enough. Enjoy dying for Israel
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>>156390215
the cup has had a negative effect on all my gennys
feels bad man :(
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>>156390215
Cum shitter kek!
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philthies KEK
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grow the fuck up guys. yankees perfecto in 1 hour!
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go cry about it lil fella this is a big boy genny
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>>156390240
@grok is this true?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxGn2TB9jg
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is there a guy that actually shits cum on the mound? lmao if yes
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beisbol
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>>156391511
waaaat?
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>>156391511
kek o no
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the sandlot MINDFUCKED bull durham
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>>156391511
yeah check out the new york yankees games he's considered their ace and was actually an AL Cy Young hopeful before getting outright gaped by the lowly red sux and detoilet
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>>156391511
>>156391883
>>156391966
omg it's real kek!
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Who’s ready for the AMERICAN LEAGUE DIVISION SERIES PREVIEW TONIGHT?
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>>156392189
omg no way...
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>>156392189
holy kekoli!!
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>>156392218
me, I am!
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This website is truly insufferable. Does 4chan really benefit my mental health or my wellbeing at all? As the days go by I kind of start to doubt how much being on here really matters. (You)’s are flooded with room temperature IQ’s that hide (You)’s from actual supporters. It’s toxic. Quite literally the only toxic part of my life. Maybe I should just fuck it and leave this shithole? I would miss the porn but 98% of it I could live without.
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>>156392367
do a flip
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>>156392367
what getting gaped by the roylels does to a mf
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>>156392367
>fuck it and leave this shit hole
yes puh-lease!
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>>156392189
Omigosh
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>>156392189
kekini
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I don't usually post here. is there really a player named cum shitter?
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that guy is shitting cum all over the mound somebody needs to step in and do something
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he was literally cumming and shitting all over the mound
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>>156393382
>>156393389
crazy but true, the whole team is full of whackjobs!
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i dont watch baseball but im a newly football fan cause of japan in the world cup but now that they are out i still want to continue watching japs play sports. should i get into baseball for this or football
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>>156392367
I think it will be much better once football season begins
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Are the yankees groundscrewmen specially trained to handle the cum and shit that accumulates when he starts? What happens when they go on the road? Do the other teams crosstrain?
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>>156393432
The cum shitter was unhinged...
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>>156393499
dodgers
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>>156393432
Absolute stankee cummy shitty behavior
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>>156393520
I think so too but no joke all my threads are politics, antisemitism and people wanting to start shit. I’m just over it.
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>>156393499
no idea but you clearly meant soccer. hope this helps
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>>156393592
he has to just go in his pants during away games
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>>156393499
just stick to anime weeb
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>>156393691
i stopped watching anime like 5 years ago, i dislike anime but yeah im a weeb i like nippon
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>>156393592
Believe it or not they have to do this after every inning when he starts. Cum and shit everywhere
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>>156393674
Try pruning some threads or taking them off of the watcher. Luckily for me, all I keep track of is /fa/ or /ck/ which has been a nice break from /mlb/.
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>>156393755
there are no Japanese players they hate baseball now go away we're full
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I'm starting to get an inkling that /mlb/ is just a tad bit immature... Not quite the level of baseball discussion a sophisticated man such as myself is craving
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>>156394001
You just failed the eye test.
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>>156393825
im from ros angeres so i think it makes sense for me to watch dodgers go ohtani!!!
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mettie jetties
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cry about it on reddit lil fella this is a big boy genny
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>>156394001
The true baseball intellectuals are all on reddit enjoying sophisticated discourse.
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The Anthony Volpe mindless hating for bait is literally paying this bum ass website’s rent.

The kid is on pace for 4 WAR this season. Can we give it a rest?
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>4 WAR
maybe if WAR stands for Whack Ass Retard
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>>156394597
KEK
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>>156394597
Bodied that freak
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is it true that Reddit has better baseball discussion?
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>>156394597
>Top-tier bantz
>litty insult
>didn't even bother giving the other guy a (You)
Hey... BASED department? Yeah, you're gonna want to see this...
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>>156394746
Almost certainly not.
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Rumors that both Paul Skenes and Tarik Screwball will be missing extended periods of time due to injury post-all star break.
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>>156388764
never gets old
iconic
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Why is there a weird smell in St. Pete? Oh, the Yankees are in town. Makes sense.
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>>156394873
>skenes
yeah thats pretty much confirmed. sub 2k spin rate on the 4 seam he last start, even high school level pitchers can average that.

>skubal
he injured his ballsac and elbow is enflamed a lil. he will be fine tho
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>>156394927
What's it smell like, skatin' ray??
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>>156395119
cum and shit
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>>156395144
ewwwwwwww stinkee!!
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>>156394873
skoob’s ballsack is reportedly fine, per ESPN. im not sure how they got that detail, though.
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>>156392367
I felt that way last season. This season I find renewed joy and solace being here as the rest of the real world continues its plunge into chaos.
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i started running in the morning on a treadmill and i'm getting some really nice erections again
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>>156395313
post benis
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it's up!
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>>156395631

will Ohtani wake up or will he continue to be garbageTimeSingleTani
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Schlitter is pumping gas. Dude needs a splitter. Probably becomes unstoppable with that or a changeup.
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>Blowme Smellinger
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>>156394746
many are asking this
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I wouldn't even mind splitting the series with the Rays at this rate.
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>>156394746
Just went over there out of curiosity, noticed they still have their Pride logo up.
Hell yea!
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cum shitter's perfect game... :(
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stinkums getting gaped in the AL east OUCH
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Boone’s lineup is such an odd mix of saber metrics and old school thought.

Grish lead off feels wrong.

terrible speed at the top (actually all pushed to the bottom)

Goldy protects at #3

L-R-L-R handedness

Idk why I’m just noticing this now.
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LGM
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>>156396594
i wanna eat her shit
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>>156396594
little gay mets to you as well lad
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>>156396594
>>156396612
Both of you have to leave.
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>>156396477
It's what he did most of last year too. He also had Wells bat leadoff for Opening Day and never did that again.
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>>156396612
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>>156394746
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>my chikon good my chikon strong, mang
>iz like the bottom 9 and we winning the 4-3 and i come in and finish strong
>edwin shoogar baby

>>156395631
nooo tommy E stop getting hurt
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i dont care about venezuela, fucking earthquake beaners keep infiltrating my viewing experience.
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My NATS off to a rough start against the Houston Ass-Hoes
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>>156396477
prrrrrrrrrrt
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https://www.reddit.com/r/mets/comments/1up3cl4/mike_francesa_says_according_to_his_sources_soto/
no idea if Francesa is credible but he says Lindor & Soto still don't like each other and the Mets are gonna try hard to trade away Lindor
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>>156396918
WTF HE'S SHITTING CUM IN THAT PICTURE LMAO
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I think Cam Schlittler is capable of producing 4-5 perfect innings but it’s really glaring to see him not develop a secondary breaking ball to let him go farther.
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>>156396892

you don't get it, you have to excuse his chimpout because he was emotional about Venezuela!
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>>156396918
Jeepus cheepus
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>>156397060
I know everyone likes to make "Cum Shitter" jokes, but whenever I see his name posted I read it as "Cam Shitler".
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>>156397174
Oh, okay, thanks for letting us know.
*rolls eyes*
*smirks at everyone else*
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>>156397174

I have a coworker with the last name Schlitling and I can her Shitling all the time
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>>156396928
KEEP THEM TOGETHER FOR MORE HILARITY
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>>156397013
KEK HE ACTUALLY IS
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really nice challenge to a horrendously dogshit one
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My mest are fucking LOSING
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>>156397060
and he really hasn’t had any problem racking up an impressive season so far. the cutter is essentially his secondary, he just has to try and not miss up in the zone or it’s going deep. his command has been off the last couple of weeks, really the entire season but that’s expected when you can pump 100 mph heat, hitters just aren’t catching up and that generates whiffs.
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whats up with this sad yankees roster that somehow has $300m on its payroll? (yes i know stanton and judge are injured)
can they just not lock down big free agents anymore?
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>>156396928
don't see it happening though I would love them to finally build a team around Soto with Benge and AJ
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>>156397338
Kiwibro, nice to see you! Glad you're still following the team.
I understand the logic behind moving Ewing to leadoff (I think it's the best natural fit for him given the high OBP/speed/contact skillset), but I hope they didn't fuck with Benge's mojo by doing that.
You think it's in our best interest to keep Alvy for his offensive upside at catcher? I'm not sure the value is truly there if we try to have him DH more. And the amount of grounders he and Vientos roll into to kill innings is disgusting. But I recognize his potential, age, and positive vibes.
Also, no way we attempt to sign Skubal right? 3 8+ year mega-contracts would be insane.
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all soto had to do was compliment ONE of lindor's gayass outfits ONE time and they would have had a winning record right now

all yankees had to do was give soto's family a private booth at ball games and soto would have stayed
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>>156397420
most of that is tied up in “luxury tax” “new york tax” and a non-active roster (IL/DFA). they’ve been hovering around 200 million for a while now. they aren’t a big market team like the dodgers or mets.
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>>156397618
it’s ok scott boras is indebted to cashman after soto left havent you seen bellinger pretty much being forced to take a pay cut just to stay with the yanks.
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whos ready for Scam Hitler's perfect runs given up?
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>>156397420
Stanton and judge are injured.
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>>156396928
Which teams are a fit for Lindor?
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How is Miles Mikolas still in the league
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>>156397745
It’s been 5 innings paco.
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>>156396928
this would be idiotic. who do you get to play SS? Bichette? then you need to sign a 1B, 2B and 3B unless you want to continue running Vientos, Semien and Baty (mfw)
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>>156397865
What the fuck happened to this guy?
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I've noticed Yankee fans have been awfully silent about the Astros climb back into contention. I wonder why?
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>>156397585
still hanging in there bro, for better or worse, I just haven't been able to post much recently due to work commitments
I like AJ leading off, I think his numbers back it up so I was happy to see Green make that change the other day, and I reckon Bengie is versatile enough to cope with a few changes (hopefully)
I can't get behind Alvy anymore man, he's too hot and cold and I just feel that Luis is clearly the better catcher, albeit with a lower offensive output - DH is not a bad idea I guess, but he needs to be WAY more consistent to warrant that too I reckon - Mark is the same, too much inconsistency
Skoob would be amazing, but like you say that would just be even more money tied up in huge contracts, and knowing >our luck he'd start shitting the bed heavily as soon as he arrived in Queens and they'd be left holding an expensive bag of shit
hope you're doing well brother x
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>>156397919
apparently he's got chronic Achilles bursitis (the Mets have lowkey said they don't believe this is a real thing) so he's gonna be mostly DHing because he can't move around well
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>>156397796
The St. Petersburg Bolsheviks
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>>156397745
>venezolANO
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>>156397939
maybe because you’re a spammer retard that nobody cares about. does your mother even love you?
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>>156397976
kek
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YOU CAN'T GET RID OF MARK VIENTOS HE'S THE FUNNIEST ONE

WHO CARES IF THEY SUCK? IT'S ENTERTAINING
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ALRIGHT LETS GET THIS ROLL CALL STARTED
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAROOOOOOOONNNNNNN
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There's no Marlins baseball to take my mind off this country being a corrupt Mafia state tonight
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>>156398070
I've said it before and I'll say it again. They need to get vientos on some fucking ritalin. The dopey look on this face screams 12 year old with ADHD.
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>>156397968
I hear ya. Same here. I'm doing well, thank you. Just balancing work and school. It does make it hard to pay attention to every game, but I always follow the team closely. And it is easier to miss games when you know you're in the dumps. Still, they'll always be my team for better or worse. Soto, Benge, Ewing, McLean and Scott are a lot to look forward to.

And speak of the devil, Carson with the bomb!

Agree with your thoughts on the team. Let's see what happens.
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Bengie :)
think that sort of shot answers your question Metsbro x
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>>156398126
Marlins abandoned a perfect game. That is horrible.
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>>156397997
C O P E
O
P
E
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>>156398157
Lindor needs it badly as well.
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bros, /sp/ is mad at us again ;_;
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remember when jasson dominguez the midget and anthony "nu-jeter" volpe were supposed to be the future of the yankees
lol!
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>>156398192
He was at 92 pitches. If they had left him in, he would have blown his arm out. Didn't he already have TJS?
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>>156398236
who cares
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This is where “Griffin Jax” falls apart.
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>>156398236
everyone's always mad at americans
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>>156398236
it's just seething Yuros bro dw about it soccer is retarded anyway
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>>156398236
What is it this time?
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>>156398248
>nu-jeter
jesus dude have you tried getting a job?
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uh oh astropacos
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>>156398255
He was back from a leg injury. Stop being a faggot.
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>>156398283
>tired after 5
That pulled pork arm is getting tired LMAOOOOOO
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>>156398335
in america white collar professions are 9-5, in some cases 8-5, but for me 9-5 so im actually finished with work for the day :)
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>>156398335
more like poo-jeter lolmao
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>>156398339
called it
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>>156398339
It was 6-3!
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CJ ABRAMS TIES IT IN THE 3RD! WHAT A COMEBACK FOR THE WASHINGTON BASEBALL NATIONALS!
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>>156398188
nice bro good on you, it's tough to balance studies with everyday life but you got this
would be nice if the lads could string together a few more wins for us but that's (Mets) baseball I guess lol
we remain hopeful x
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Rays are frauds.
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395’

3-0 NY
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>>156398564
THE RAYS ANNOUNCER JINXED SO HARD LMAOOO after strike 2 he said “that was an amazing pitch and that’s gonna get him out of this, opponents are 1-20 with risp last 5 starts”
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I think the yankees SUCK!
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>>156398596
THATS MY EVERYDAY SHORTSTOP
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if you actually thought the rays would win you deserve to lose with the rest of the goy cattle
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not sure I care for Young at 1B
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>>156398815
lets try to avoid anti-semitism in the mlb general
thanks
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>>156398849
It's crazy people used to shit on alonso for his performance at 1B and now >we have this
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>mest
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>>156398255
In 2024
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Pulisic is so handsome.
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the ride never ends
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>>156398815
we stand with Israel round these parts
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Cam about to put them boys away
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peralta is dealing
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>mound visit
>next pitch give up a run
kek
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>>156398993
Yep. Don't like it? BlueCry is that way -->
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>>156398891
yea I'd gladly have Pete back over this hsit
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>>156398596
baseball is so rigged, jax had 10 k’s and then he walks 2 and gives up a homer vegas won
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lil jimmy jarvis is dealing
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kek stanks
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>>156399324
imagine being this desperate to post your copyright free gif generator embarrassing lol.
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>>156399815
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>>156399815
This >>156400140
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>>156399815
>>156400265
the raped
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>>156399815
holy seethe kek
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>>156400140
LOL, you didn't wreck me, chud. You're useless and retarded
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you guys are gonna STOP posting cum shitter one way or another. make my words.
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>Peralta is dealing
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>>156400778
>make my words.
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Where are you Irish bastard
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>>156400778
You will be chugging his cock in the all star game, hypocrite. hahaha
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>>156400947
you have too many teamies
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Matt Olson feeding balls to the chop house like he's trying to kill someone out there. What a beast.
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Rays are genuinely awful, how do you get diced up by a velo merchant like Cam Schlittler?
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Yeah, thinkin this is a litty NATS LEAD!
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>>156400947
I like his Mets/Simpsons mash up pics though
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>trashtros
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>>156401365
arozarena will save us
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Do the Yankees lose this game?
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we're a major league eating nation anyway
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>>156401816
Probably not.
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So funny how statistically cam is 3x better away then at home, he just has a knack for making away fans look stupid.
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STOP WATCHING BASEBALL! USA DIVEGRASS IS PLAYING
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>ligma on the Rays
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Fookin el just get rid of Burrows. Chadstros could be above .500 if this dude wasn’t on the roster. Beat the best team in the AL recently and won other series, but are struggling with the Nats.
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Rays gonna get swept first round come October
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>>156402094
It's over the wagglefaggots won.
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if Pete hits 30+ bombs with an acceptable BA this season and at least 2 more, and continues to flash a decent glove, then I don't see how Stearns will ever be able to live that down. the whole logic was that Pete might be good this year but we can't afford to keep him for 5+ years because of his bad defense and a body type that doesn't age well
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>>156402094
REALLY want your lads to BFTO the Belgians
the seethe on /sp/ would be immense
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>>156402181
*wafflefaggots
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cum shitter?
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>>156402094
I went over there to bait but they're all hornyposting so I have no chance. Absolutely no reason to waste my time over there.
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>you now remember all the Stearns slurpers saying Jared Young was gonna finish the season with similar numbers as Pete
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>>156402164
three way sexo w. raynkees fish and mariners mariness
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>>156402094
We suck at soccer like we suck at baseball. That's why I tend to hang out on /hoc/ recently.
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>>156402607
>/hoc/
Gays not welcome, please leave.
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>>156402607
Imagine if we cared about soccer
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>>156402785
Imagine if we cared about baseball
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>>156402229
The thing is, it was never acceptable. You can say whatever you want about not wanting a player in decline in the future and that’s understandable. But if you want to get back into the playoffs after a disappointing season, why not even attempt to work something out? They let him walk. They didn’t care that he would still be good for maybe two or three seasons; they’re looking beyond that and building around Soto’s 15-year contract. They’re entering a 5-to-10-year rebuild, so the Mets probably won’t win for at least 10 to 15 years.
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>>156402882
Alright, I'm imagining it, now what?
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Clutch challenge from the Nats management leads to a Wood Salami
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>>156402991
We should then win the next World Baseball Classic.
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assturds kek
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James Woods’ abilities:
>hit massive swampdonkeys
>strike out
that’s it.
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>>156402904
I think they took a bad bet on Polanco. they thought he would be healthy enough to contribute enough that the other additions would lead to more overall firepower in the lineup
there is logic to it on paper
you let go of Nimmo, McNeil, Alonso
to bring in Benge, Ewing, Semien, Bichette, Polanco
they also probably hoped at least one of Vientos, Baty, Mauricio would take a step up
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>>156403175
You forgot
>catch the ball to score an out against the opposing team
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>>156398119
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIKAAAAANEEEEERRRR
CHI-KAN-ER
CHI-KAN-ER
CHI-KAN-ER
CHI-KAN-ER
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phwoar nice catch Bengie
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>eddie vedder mentioned
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Schlittler is dealing.
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>>156403322
>Polanco
man that's been a dud signing so far
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>>156403322
The thing is Stearns was supposed to be the boy genius and he looks like a fucking idiot still trying to make Baty work after he’s had 3 seasons of being mediocre and one not completely terrible season. Matt Arnold traded away the Brewers ROTY last year and another player who finished third in voting and the organization has not lost a step. It’s pretty clear that he was the brains of that Brewers operation and not Stearns.
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>trade Lindor
>Bo bats .400 in the second half and opts out
this would be the most Metsian timeline
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>>156403687
i would like to put my mouth on that woman's breasts if you know what i mean
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>>156403826
Cohen’s wife likes him they’ll never trade Lindor
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>>156403322
Nimmo and Mcneil are gone because lindor is a diva.
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398’

4-1 NY

Multihomer
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I miss Nimmo bros
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>>156404601
Same
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>grand slams

Just James wood things
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>>156398596
>>156404297
Volpe just lost his job.
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>Cheers a soccer score at the barves game
Do gayves fans really
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berds take the lead
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fug
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the “cum schitter “ poster is quiet as a church mouse
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This Houston-Washington game is disgusting.
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>>156403815
I hear ya. We'll have to see if this season was insanely bad luck or something else. Even last season, everyone thought scooping Helsley was an excellent move and then he decided to shit himself and never ask for a diaper change the entire time he was with us. It's tough to not feel cursed sometimes lol
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nats are for real
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>>156405403
Yeah, quiet as a church mouse that's been drenched in cum released from a man's asshole
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I change my mind I like steve gelbs
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solid game so far
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Arizona in San Diego should be good fun
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>Cam Schlittler is still throwing into the 8th
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Hitler is dealing.
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>>156405729
the only guy I don't really like on the SNY crew is Zeile
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>>156405403
Namefag curse lifted?
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>>156406028
The schlittling is not yet over, my son.
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>>156406104
how dare you, Todd's a gentleman
hate somebody worth hating, like that old weasel bitch Jon Heyman
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>>156406104
Don't even know who that is desu
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>>156406243
I don't hate him lol, I just find him abrasive to listen to
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>>156406162
>he’s still in
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>>156406364
you're just saying that because he argued that the Hobbit is a superior trilogy to LOTR
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Jesus christ.
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>>156406489
kek now that IS a dogshit opinion
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good grief
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The Yankees are 3 outs away from beating the Rays. Can they do it?
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>>156406364
I think that he's often drunk on air tbqh
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>>156406489
Who in the world would say that?
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‘400

5-1 NY
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RICE RICE BABY
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cum shitter kke
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RICED
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400 footer holy
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suddenly the frequency of the cum shitter posts fell off a cliff
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>cum shitter
kek
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>>156406814
yea it often sounds like he's slurring and short of breath
hope he's actually ok now I think of it lol
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>>156407069
>>156407392
KEK!
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>tampon gay fielding
spaghetti everywhere!
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>>156407303
yeah we're all watching the us soccer game. but don't worry cum shitter posting will continue in full force. did you really think 1 game after getting gaped by boston and detoilet would save you KEK
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>>156407069
>>156407392
lol
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Oh that guy known for shitting cum is playing? heard about him
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Ben Rice is a top 10 hitter in the world.
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fuck hell of a catch
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back to back defensive masterpiece
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the quietness speaks volumes
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metsies oh no
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cum shitter kek
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YANKEES WIN!
/mlb/ loses and are confused
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAYS LOSE!
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it's so sad how often the Mets are in a position to score and just... don't
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that's better Alvy
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all the hits off cam have been below 75mph and out of the zone and i’m supposed to believe the rays are good
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gg Rays. See you tomorrow.
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>>156408709
I fucked her.
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>winning one game against the rays while still being games down in the division (gaped by detoilet and a 4 game sweep by red sux) is like winning 27 world series to stinkees fanatics in 2026
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HEIL SCHLITTLER
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You're telling me there's some guy that shits cum on the pitchers mound?
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>>156408829
Stay mad faggot, we won, you lost.
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>>156408929
yeah and funny enough plays for the stankees
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>>156408929
ew
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STRUCK him out
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>Schlittler is a lock to win ROY and is probably the frontrunner for AL CY and will probably even get a couple of homer MVP votes
>random retards on 4chan are acting like he didn't just have a dominant start
I'm the furthest thing from a Yankees fan but what you guys think is hilarious banter actually just makes you seem like the bad kind of retarded
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philthies vs kanass shitty... whatever happened there
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cum shitter kek
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Back to the regularly scheduled Rays century of humiliation
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>>156409156
>I'm the furthest thing from a Yankees fan
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not a yankees fan but you guys need to stop making cum shitter jokes and grow up, and I say this as a rays fan
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>>156409156
I think he exceeded his rookie limits last season but you’re spot on.
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resold my luffy card for triple the costs of the three tickets i purchased on Thursday btw
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>>156408709
AI
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>>156408772
I believe it.
>>156408929
>>156408905
Hitler won.
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not a yankees fan but pls stop bullying cam shitter and also just admit the yankees are good and valid
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>he thinks the meme is an indictment of the pitcher and not the retarded schizoposter
grim
>>
Hitler was a jew puppet
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Is there a good pirate stream specifically for SNY's broadcasts? The only two I can find crash contantly.
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cum shitter kek
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>>156409809
You have him confused with David Stearns.
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>>156410060
no he gave jews a half century of victimhood armor and killed off millions of white europeans before he killed himself like a coward. he was a good little goy
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berds
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>cum shitter
KEK
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*throws nothing but 80mph sliders*
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>>156410353
kekkies
>>
cum shitter kek
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>>156409156
>>156409517
I agree. Yankee fans always take the high road and should serve as the role models for us all.
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NATS LET'S WIN THIS GAME!1!
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you're laughing
the USA is getting raped and gaped and you're laughing
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>>156408772
Personally, I wish I had fucked her.
Straight up the shitpipe.
As I choked her.
And then shoved her face into the bed as I came inside her.

If you know what I mean.
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cum shitter is dealing
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>>156411911
it's okay, we have built-in cope/plausible deniability
nobody in the USA gives a shit about soccer
also the rules are gay and the athletes are soft and the fans are faggots
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Are the asstros gonna come back around? Cmon nats what are we doin.
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>>156411911
the digits... what do they mean?
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mest kek
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>>156412092
I hope that tweaker who’s stuck in 2017 sees his team lose tonight.
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usa mest moment
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>>156412092
Them 'Stros got spirit.
But my NATS are gonna take the day, I'll tell ya
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>>156409156
bant 'em!
reddit speaks truth to power!
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>>156412271
what a fucking retard lmao
>>
cum shitter kek
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>>156411911
That always happens who cares.
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For me? It's the Washington Nationals, America's Baseball Team!
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>>156412271
Mets are more competitive than this.
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turned off the gay soccer to say this: cum shitter kek
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>>156412271
I've watched the highlights from all the other games and that's top 10 bad
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>>156413099
*top 5
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>>156413099
>complete meltdown the second they play a euro team
mindraped, they'll never perform
>>
NATS WIN!!1! LET'S HEAR IT FOR YOUR 2026 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!
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>>156412991
based and even more based
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>>156389931
is that charlie day in the left?
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>>156412968
>onions wars
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>>156412271
>>
is gaylanta on a mission?
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>>156413341
Portugal-Spain is how the sport is meant to be played
>>
>put up 11 runs
>still lose
kek trashtros
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>>156413550
but... that's my cardinal's thing...
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Jays play soon.
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>>156413942
>canada
No thanks!!
>>
cum shitter KEK
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>>156414187
You VILL watch the Jays game, in you VILL like it.
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go back to india vikramjit nobody wants to watch blow gays baseball
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>>156414359
Nah I'm gonna watch a movie after my metsies lose
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I am not a fan of Ryan Fernandez.
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>>156414495
which one?
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>>156414493
What jeet is watching baseball? Don't they have cricket?
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>>156413942
ok rape you next week
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>>156414580
What are you, a cop.
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give it a rest vikramjit
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>>156414820
Who are you calling me a jeet when you're posting AI art?
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Stop the fucking chanting this isn't divegrass.
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>>156414580
cum shitter 2
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>>156415094
Baseball?
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>>156415035
I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE LOST
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>>156414580
The Sandlot
>>
my zunigga
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>>156415211

phew, I can go back to pretending like that sport doesn't exist
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>>156415230
hell yeah
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>>156415211
That's nice, but idk what this has to do with baseball? Which team are you talking about, the Phillies?
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its over for nick kurtz, mets have a guy named zoo nigga
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Marlins are relaxing for a Wild Card spot rn
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>>156415717
Finally we've filled the gap left by the departure of dick lovelady.
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I don't think I wanna watch this game anymore
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Choking ass red birds.
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cum shitter kek
>>
Come on, Jays. Can you at least beat the Giants?
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>>156416442
Put your red bird balls in my red bird mouth
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CUMbros...
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ITFDB
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I don't care about soccer anymore. Who should I root for in baseball.
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>>156416585
>>156416915
Why are you talking about cum? What are you, gay?
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>>156417072
>caring about soccer at all
>>
STRUCK him out
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>>156414546
he can't make even the easiest defensive plays I swear he has PFP yips
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>>156417072
mets
>>
cum shitter kke
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>>156417072
Whatever team is in your state. If you don't have a team in your state, just support the closest one to your state.
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>karros
time to for the radio broadcast
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im fucking done with soccer im now baseball.
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>>156417072

diamondbacks, everyone hates dback fans
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great trump ruined everything he touched, the us were good guys in the world cup too

many sad
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>>156417120
we support our CUMmies here
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Soto will save us.
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>>156416658
i want them to lose, they keep deluding themselves they have a chance in the wildcards and they'll sell the farm to eek out a blowout in the playoffs, too many problems to fix this year
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>>156417584

very nice opinion, saar. Lets go get some taj mahortons after the football match
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>>156416843
please fill me berdhole
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>>156410335
REVEEEEEEEN
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>USA and Mexico have been eliminated
Welp, it's back to baseball.
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>>156408223
>>156414332
bros... I don't feel so good...
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barfy doos kek
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>BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES >BARVES
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A SOTONIAN 9TH INNING GO AHEAD HOME RUN!!!!
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>usa lost
>no longer into football
guess ill watch the dodgers game now and get into baseball. what should i know before getting into dodgers
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>>156417796
>please don't make fun of my pedophile corrupt president while he sells out my country and pays ai companies, iran and israel all my tax dollars :(
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>at first i was like
>and now i'm like
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Fuck
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cum shitter kek
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>>156417725
I knew it
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A GARBAGE TIME DOWN TO THEIR LAST OUT GO-AHEAD SOTONIAN BLAST
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>>156417072
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>>156418151

pol is that way -->, Ranjeet. Troodoo ruined your nation then dipped
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>>156418188
but... how did.. where did she?
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why is the jeet malding about trump in the baseball genny
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>>156418325
i don't deny that but i don't defend him like you defend your pedophile
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lets go lauer
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holy fucking kwab barfies
kek what a fucking bitch team
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>>156417584
Yeah, that's sad in all, but what are your thoughts on the Jays this season so far?
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Ozzie, Olson, Baldwin. The cum back potential is real. I believe.
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We need to neuter anyone who calls a strikeout a "punchie".
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catalog is going off, hold the line bros...
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Please fuck my ass bravebrahs...
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Juan :)
now don't shit the bed Devin
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>us cheated and bribe and became the most hated world cup team just to lose 4-1 to lelgium
kek... KEK!
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>>156417796
>taj mahortons
this is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming back here
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>>156418650
I told him to do that.
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>>156418770
honestly yanks were right, last season was an anomaly

too many old uncs on this team
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>>156418872
blow gays kek
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Giants broadcast is embarrassingly cringe

Kruk and Kuip are jerking off the Blue Jays who were on the team back in 2021 (when we lost to the dogers in the first round)

WTF happened Giants bros
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what happened in washington
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no...NO!!!
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2-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer and a 2 run lead in the 9th is its spiritual cousin.

The Mets are sweating.
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O L S O N
L
S
O
N
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stupid barves
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no...NO!!!!!!!!
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it's never been more over
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I hate my life.
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LOLMETS
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>>156418786
BELIEVE
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Soto has only played postseason baseball twice in the 2020s.
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jesus christ mets
jesus christ
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williams is such a shitter
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>>156419609
doesnt matter he won a championship as a teenager and is totally checked out and complacent at this point
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make weaver the closer
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its like a scripted comedy show. every single night
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drake da rake
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>>156419142
I don't think anyone has fucked up a franchise harder and faster than Buster Posey.
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Devin bro fuck..
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Well that sucks
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>>156419690
>leads the league in OPS
>totally checked out and complacent

tatis is -----> that way anon
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the new york mets
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Alright US lost the world cup, back to MLB posting
>mfw they made me forget they were MLS players
>mfw they made me remember they were MLS players
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why is everyone watching the mets game and not dodgers?
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did the lowly mest really think they had this one in the bag? lmao
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darude - sandstorm
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>>156419691
>fluke weaver
multi inning guy at best, you don’t want to see him in those spots for a long time
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>>156419978
/mlb/ is a mets general.
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>>156419978
everyone prefers a comedy
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Is Devin Williams a mental midget or just plain bad
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>>156419978
All the dodgers fans are chicanos so they go to soccer like flies on shit.
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cum shitter kek
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>>156419978
/mlb/ will hatewatch the doyers once the mest game is over
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Devin Williams is not good anymore
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Well I guess now it’s back to hanging out here until nfl season starts and my Red Sox suck this year so I can’t even enjoy this
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le heckin airbender!
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>>156420108
Is this the new thing you're gonna spam this general with?
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kys jeet
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>>156420177
Don’t get your hopes up, the Patriots had a fluke season.
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>S
>..o
>....x
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cum shitter kek
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nobody wants to watch the rockies lil fella
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fag spammer kek
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freddie :)
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>riley on deck
oh no
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Come on Shohei
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>>156420353
lol
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>>156420353
KEK
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>>156420353
is that really the name of a yankees pitcher?
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poostin riley GIDP or strikeout?
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>>156420442
It's over
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He’s the most competitive player the Yankees have seen in decades.
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>>156420551
yeah got dumpstered by poor teams such as the red sux and detoilet
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>>156420578
>swinging bunt to advance the runners
better than expected
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>>156420680
he had 2 bad outings tho
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>>156420680
kek zoomers are good for baseball
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>>156420680
hey it's that guy, cum shitter
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>>156420850
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>poodres
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>>156420790
cope
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grim



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