Whites are winning 1-0 edition
we never cared
yubin
>>156403497Not seeing many whites on that Belgian team thoughbeit
>>156403497me on the left
good dive
>>156403783still whiter than the usa team
>we like it>we like it>WE LOVE IT
the lebron of soccer will turn this around
GOAL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL USA WHAT THE FUCK
>doesn't even make contact>ref runs to give USA a very dangerous free kickFIFA has no shame at all holy kek
Fucking finally
We care
>burgers chimping out
>>156403949FUCK anyone got a stream?
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>156403497
That was a flop btw4 year ayso ref vet who always said play on
Holy shit!!!!! Trump wonnnnn!
>>156403497Hot af. I'd suck him until his balls are empty.
TILLMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
It is so fucking over.
>>156403497Poor dude isn't getting laid tonight
The BBC commentators just accidentally let it slip that they're not at the actual game, absolute fucking idiots.
wtf is this game lol
APOLOGIZE NOW
STAY MAD YUROPOORSUSA USA USA USA USA USA
suck it johann
GOT EM
>>156404111I’m watching on DGO, worse than a pirate site
I NEVER STOPPED CARING
LFG USA USA USA WOOOOOOOO
nice goal
Trump is fucking saving us
does that count as an own goal since it went off the belgium player's head?
>>156404367you were saying?
KEK
Bruh, I legit believe belgium either got bribed or threatened, they're playing like totally ass and the keeper barely tried to stop the ball
KINOINO
USA USA USA
NOPE
>>156404371>the village of you
right well this is getting silly now
we don't care.
HAJAJAJAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THESE FUCKING YANKS SUCK
Nice own goal lelgium.
OH FUCK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
HAHAHAHTrump lost !!!
GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOLGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
well that lasted a good 5 seconds
I think we deserve to lose this guys
What the fuck is happening
YOU THOUGHT AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED AMERICAN RETARD CUNTS
We dont care
>>156404597Oh nononono He doesn't know
Ball knows
man we kind of suck at defending
HOWEVER
>>156404367I didn't hear no bell
Jesus Christ
USA playing like shit damn.
CALL A FOULREEEEEEFCALL A FUCKING FOUL
Ref cannot let the crowd overtake
uh oh
KEK >kicking the water bottles
kek kino game ngl
LMAO
damn Belgium has been shit the whole tournament tooit's like balogun's dive inspired them
>>156404909>we
Belgium playing with their food.
lmao just terrible defense by the usa all round there, almost everyone out of position
>>156405015Sex with Jam
De Ketelaere more like de ketel in
We just need another fluke deflection from a freekick bros
>>156404814Go back to Mexico you fat fucking mutt
>>156404826Course you don't kek
Imagine letting that little gayboy bully you like that. plus he's BELGIAN. wtf this is worse than the strait of hormuz
>get the leader of the free world to rig it in our favor >give up 5 goals to a mid ass euro team Lmao I don’t think this semen slurping sport is for me. I’ll be watching baseball
If we lose trump needs to punish belgium
kek
Donald needs to make another phone call. This is unacceptable. This is OUR world cup.
>You scored? Someone's getting uppity, better remind them of their placekino game
what even is this game jajajajIt wasnt yellow btw didn"t touch him
That's an orange card.
Belgium about to start flopping everywhere. watch.
>>156404505>>1564049221-2 feels better than 0-1 I guess
Chimpout incoming
serious question, why are we so fucking bad at defense? both goals our guys were just standing there watching lmao
For a second there you thought we cared about football!
Yeah it's over lolNothing about this team has really been fixed, just more goal chances than usual
surprised they didn't call a fault on the 2nd goal
>belgium scoring at will
record for most goals in a world cup match is 7-5, hope they have a crack at it
>>156405119good taste>>156405313ok fair
>>156403497Ream fucked up
>go take a shit>literally miss 2 goalslmao
does mckennie have the belgium colors on his hair??
Deport Belgium in the half time
>>156405254
What's it like to play on a yellow?
the absolute state of lelgium, they would get bopped by a real team so hard
>>156405366It will finish 4-1 Belgium
I don't get it. A lot of these guys play in european clubs but they're playing lile literal amateurs.
>>156405428Idk I only ever got reds
>Suddenly an f35 makes a pass over the stadium, opening its cannons for a 3 second strafe of the belgian sideline. all that's left is a smoking crater, the crowd cheers
>>156405421literal child
>>156405262
>>156405328No hate but your players aren't very good in general
>>156404215It do be like that
>>156405391no really, does anyone have a webm
II BELIEVEI BELIEVE THATI BELIEVE THAT WEI BELIEVE THAT WE WILLI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN, WE WILL WIN, WE WIL WIIIIIIIN!!!
>>156405095Nah that was Senegal. Like they got 0-2 only for the last 20' or so to turn into 3-2>>156405313Agreed>>156405458Calling it US 2 - 3 BE
>>156405489kek
Is the USA goalkeeper bad or something? Doesn't seem like he even tried to stop the two headers
>>156405440Pretty embarrassing for >us tbqfh. Lelgium aren’t good and will be exposed by Spain
>>156405514This team deserves the hate, it's fine. For anyone that's watched them over the years this performance is pretty much exactly a repeat of past ones.
>>156405461Trump cursed them I swear. Everything he touches turns to shit
>>156405461What does this say about 90 percent of European clubs?
Has balogun touched the ball yet?
total mutt humiliation
>>156405461I dont know where any of these people play. You talking about Belgium?
i just got back...wtf happen...
>>156405421classy
You have now remembered Freddy Adu, the white Pelé
Our defence is so shit I'm surprised it's not 1-3 already
>>156405428You're like, scared of the ref o algo now
US team status: buck broken and gaped
when do they start pulling off the goofy plays like in the movies? you know putting a bar of cholocale in the opponents ass crack or something
>>156405687It will be before the half
>>156405590My friend, you're here because of a tutorial level group stage
fuck CUM Canada is more of a European country anyway
>>156405576he's okay, not great, but the defense is seemingly never there to help
american exceptionalist mindset when faced with reality
Why do the bbc force me to listen to a f*male commentator?
this is like a library compared to the Azteca last night
dont carewont care
>>156405687If Belgium played more offensively it'd be 1-4, they're just playing smart and not taking risks.
Pulisic is so ass just lel
>>156405687Belgium is playing like they don't fucking care, basically doing the bare minimum to beat USA.
>>156405653The same goal twice, center from the bottom and in it goes. Belgium should tey it again
>>156405489cringe
>>156405644No, the USA has a ton of contributors in the German and English leagues
We look like a JV team. So many turnovers lmao
Who is our worst player so far, Pulisic or Ream?
umm i was informed by /sp/ that pulisic was the american messi?
>>156405705>you know putting a bar of cholocale in the opponents ass crack or somethingwhat kinda of movies are you watching
fucking lucky to not be down by 3 or 4
>>156405514The defense in particular is very poor. One CB is a 38yo MLS shitter. Just got badly beat for the 2nd goal
>>156405576honestly it's your defense that is letting him down
>>156405705wtf movies are you watching bro
>>156405676Absolutely hilarious post
>>156405755Between this and Qatar the cups have been lame crowd wise
>>156405755two countries very passionate about football versus americans who are only passionate about fast food
>>156405836Ream technically but I hate Pulisic more especially because people pretend he's european-tier
Guys I'm new to soccer is it good to give up the ball immediately after getting it back
how's the US commentary? BBC is dull as ever
>these niggas thought they really had chances of winning lmao>If the hood cared, we would win, trust me bro
>>156405867schindler's list
>>156405772is he hurt or what? Barely has been in any play
still got KDB and Lukaku to come on second half and kill the game
>>156405590Whoever scrapes through this shitshow is getting raped and gaped by spain like no tomorrow that's for sure
>>156405836I think our defenders are the worst be we also have no shots on goal other than the free kick
>>156405772Always has been. Everything about him is astroturfed, all his “quality” comes from being on a good team
SOMEONE give Pulisic a sack tap he needs to wake tf up
>and they turn the ball over again
yeah Im not watching the second half of this embarrassment
>>156405950Stu is rightfully shitting on them
Both teams look mediocre imo
>>156405440Y'all already out, pipe tf down>>156405720Nah we won't, we know that two goal lead before half time engages some sort of rubber-banding>>156405784Real challenge is ahead. We're getting it
>>156405924it's like a onside kick
Redpill me about Pasadena. I don't have a single fuck about where it is, but i like the name.
>>156405991Lukaku will literally buttfuck Ream it's over
I cared...
>>156405749Put Talksport onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FFHk1CxEDA
>>156405328this is the point where the chaff separates from the wheat and a team of mls players can only get so far.
Damn, and lelgium is not even england.
>>156405749None of the others wanted to commentate of this absolute sham of a football match.
>>156405950i'm watching the mexican commentary. its pretty based
>>156405421btw his entire family is being held at gun point in a shed in Rosario
The midfield is a mess.
>>156405867This happens in Malcolm X (1992)
>>156405950Dull. Lamenting the state of team USA
Since when did David Bowie play soccer for Belgium?
>>156406067it's just an LA suburb
>>156406067It's a suburb in Los Angeles. Caltech is there. That's about it.
>>156405721Our group had 2 teams in the round of 16, would have been 3 if australia could make a penalty
When does the football game against belgium state come on? All I see is dudes playing soccer wtf
>>156406045>>156406045>>156406045
>>156403497Pulisic thinks he is still playing against Paraguay
I expected them to flop but I didn't expect it to be this bad. Our team has always been amateurs but this genuinely looks like schoolchildren trying to play against teenagers that are going easy on them.
You know whatFuck this semen slurping shit
>>156406136all mid
Last World Cup against the Netherlands, The US showed the same weaknesses. They haven’t improved shit in 4 years
This game is ass. I’m about to goon to BBWs with lipedema
>>156405755NFL games are quiet as fuck which makes us a momentum crowd and not the ultras type who make noise the whole game Also just tons of richfag sport casuals there
>the most powerful and richest nation in the world getting schooled by a european nation 1/30th the size at home
>>156406136they look like they fuck white quarterbacks
>>156406067Cali's capital, somewhat near the Nevada border iirc
>>156406136Brunette for me, always the brunette.
>>156405836Defense has been MLS
>Anytime USA gets the ball they immediately concede possession for freeGenuinely see better football from sunday league games on astroturf
So is it finally over for CUMbros?
We need that raw African testosterone. Tf are their wild genes good for if they can't even pass the ball? Throw the fucking whip at them.
Where's the USA I loved see suffocate Paraguay?
how is belgium putting on like 10 times as much pressure as the us?
>>156406289The capital of California is Sacramento
>>156406278this but obese asian girls instead
>>156405755its funny watching one game in mexico with a proper atmosphere and then the next game in canada or usa where its a library
>>156406053no doubt thats how it looks like to you
Are they sick or something? They're playing like they have no energy.
>>156406160Do you really think zoomers know who is he?
>>156406278no balo we need you to stay on the field
Now they are finally fucking pressing
>>156406285They're a small and humble post-colonial nation.
>>156406291Obviously, she had the biggest tits.
>>156406380Team USA don't know how to play football and belgium do
>>156406067Every January 1, it hosts the most kino college football game in the United States.
>>156406055I honestly thought all the people on here talking like zoomer retards were American, it has been illuminating to realize most of them are foreignersApparently now we have half the planet aping broccoli haired children aping twitter negroes
The US team defense is so lazy.
>>156405836hard to choose one, everybody looks shook and underprepared
Cheeky penalty before half time?
>>156406380Pretty sure they are pissed off about the red card redaction
>>156406352'Fraid so.USA looking abysmal.>can't defend>can't pass>can't dribble
>>156406425He scored two goals for Belgium today
>>156406356For real. Too many whitebois on our team
How do you not get this ball like at all?This is Belgium ffs wake up ameribros.
>>156406067The city hall building is cool.
When the USA loses I’m rooting for England Kane is cool
>>156406291Obviously. Never date a bottle blonde
settle down you fucking spazz why do they always do that
>provoke international incident over a literal who, almost triggering a breakaway from FIFA by offended parties>literal who starts the game>barely touches the ball all gamekek
This is what happens when you play against an actual team lmao
only $19.99 at Seattle Stadium
>>156406400Yeah, my bad. Still, Pasadena's NorCal, right?
>>156406081Cheers pal
Losing to a non country
>>156405755US crow is probably wonder when is the next set of ads going to start
>>156406412You should have choose Gatorade
>>156406352Your A Team was our only hope
>shot is so shit the ref thinks it was deflected
>>156406604Even strikers like Haaland don’t “touch the ball” that much, casual
are belgians giants or are our guys all manlets?
Anyone else see the tranny security ma'am just now?
every other game theres some arselel shitter we have to suffer with
How did US get this far playing like that
>>156406632ketchup with butter and bread is underrated
>>156406352looks that way
man you're getting mogged, only 2 shots and one on target, abysmal dogshit
>>156406076you have to hope people start caring about football now for you to actually put together a somewhat competitive team. if people go back to watching handegg and apehoop after the wc is over you will forever be a meme team I am sorry for you my dawg
>>156406378>>156406733That's just how bad our opponents were. Doesn't make us anything
Moortuguese be like EU SU BRANCO
>>156406738>ketchup with butter and breadwtf
I really want the refs to stop interrupting corner kicks and the like to talk to the players just to ignore every foul commited immediately after
uh oh Belgians starting to get mad and tired out. they are playing on rage and burning themselves out.
>>156406632Went a little light on the ketchup
>pulisic
biggest american flopper since lebron
Mutts will immediately switch to supporting Norway because muh haarland memes not realising they will get exposed just like USA did the moment they have to face a serious teamYou don't win the world cup carried by one striker unless you're Argentina
>>156406511Why? Is it really that egregious? The red card seemed terrible to me
Belgium literally walking in attack and almost scoringwhat a shit knockout game
Dest is abysmal
>>156405835WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?Om shanti /147/
>>156406767literally what did you people expect, acting like we're brazil or germany lmao
>>156406698Haaland would've scored that with his eyes closed
McKennie's dumbass is gonna get himself sent off, is he?
>>156406817toast or baguette, put butter on it and then a little ketchup spread over itdelicious
>>156406642No. It’s Los Angeles. NorCal is 500 miles away
>>15640679775% of people already are watching NBA free agency and baseball instead right now
>>156406400>obese asian girlsDo you know of Luckylee?
>>156406511they're literally not even trying you dumb leaf
>>156406817Europeans are very, very poor
i really thought we were gonna wini got memed
>>156406632>20 bucks for a hot dog >2000000 dollars for the heart surgery The jews did it
>>156406838>You don't win the world cup carried by one striker unless you're ArgentinaThe argie team was good in 2022. This usa is really not good.
>>156406698Hasland is good tho
>>156406067alot of evil occult shit goes on therehttps://pasadenanow.com/main/exploring-the-occult-world-of-jack-parsons
>>156406835was not happy with the small amount of chup
Feel bad for Dest. He has showed up as a starter for this team for a while now, with all the media saying the US would get better giving him false hope and nothing has changed.
>>156406733They're playing completely different.Their pressing is lazy compared to the other matches.
I wish this was the Women's world cup. I could be jacking off right now
>comparing literal who US forward with Haalanddouble kek
>>156406973lol retard
looks like the Baloon doesnt Gun so good
Does it ever bother you that everyone including the referees have the same hairstyle?
The americans are very athletic but still garbage
I was cleaning up in the kitchen and missed the two quick goals in succession. Webms please!
>>156406931this sounds so insane that i'll actually try this
nGOY <- what you are for watching this slurper
why is the us of a playing so scared of a country of french fries??
>>156407010Who are some hot foid soccer players I should know about
isnt belgium basically playing their b team right now?
US had a horrid first 30 mins and is settling in now, I dont think it makes sense to count us out now
Hope you're all ready to see France win
Burgerclaps, we are coming for all your holy cows. The NFL must fall.
>>156406973americans were berating each other for not being completely deluded about their team as having "loser mentality"Really strange culture desu, very superficial
>>156406733We had an easy group. Also, we played okay the first couple group games (defense was still bad throughout, though), shit the bed against Turkey, and weren't great against Bosnia either.
>>156406884Euros seethe as hard as they fucking can against the USA. did you not see the threads leading up to this? they expend as much rage and anal agony as they can at the mere mention of USA. this is their moment to get out the rage against Goldstein. it will literally make their entire fucking decade if America loses.
>>156406738Fuck you
player named goy
how can i stop craving food so much id be so fucking fat if i lived in the us. I ear healthy, not too many carbs but right now id kill a motherfucker for a dürüm and fries
>>156407122The same sort of happened with >Bosnia. Weird atmosphere for a while but when the red card happened USA started pushing. Very weird tempo teamStill think belgium will win once they sub on lukakaGOD but USA can get better in the game.
>>156407188We are all goyim for watching this circus
>nutmegUSA is learning how to joga bonitobe afraid
>>156407212Ozempic
Belgium can't keep up that high press all game, they'll park the bus more in the second half. probably hoped to have scored another goal or two by now, and they should have tbdesu
>>156406884>brazil or germanyWe got eliminated by Norway and Paraguay respectively.
>>156405421Oh he's actually a little bitch.
Taco Bell in the UK recently introduced Baja Blast and I'm addicted so I think I'll root for Team USA
>>156407127Of course the nfl is going to fail. Only boomers and browns like you care about sports ball.
>>156407093Yeah it’s sad how bad >our skills are in general. All these guys play in Europe and they’re totally overmatched by the ~7th best European side
>>156407177who cares lmao if it bothers you close it faggot lol
>>156407093Tillman and Freeman and Pulisic looked good in past games.
Nice corner Pulisic. That’s our best player
Why are the Belgium players able to singlehandedly dribble downfield 1-on-3 and keep advancing, but the USA players get the ball knocked away and dispossessed right away? Is there a force field around the Belgian players? It's like a video game
literally not even trying on that cornerIm not watching this good night
Poch needs to spend 14 minutes of the 15 beating the shit out of Pulisic cus wtf are you doing bro?
>>156407212They literally made an injection for this, just go to your Boots and ask for it
>>156407295Would Brazil have eliminated England?
>>156407212cigarettes
we can only spam the ngubu meme run so many times, this game will further fall apart for us and Belgian subs will expose our d all over again. Who know though, maybe Poch can be a real coach and not a soulless merc and turn this around
Why is pulisic so shit for the usmnt
>>156406219It do be like that when you have to compete with the rest of the world and not just Kansas and Oklahoma.
American patriotism is cringe
is this the Trump curse like that one game with the Knicks?
>>156406067You're looking for "bluepill", "redpill" would be people telling you about all the shitty parts that people try to keep hidden, which I'm guessing isn't what you want.
this shit is ending on a 1-4 score
Going from Mexico-England to this joke of a match is painfulwhat a shit game
we played well in this first half. the usmnt looked a bit underskilled so far
>>156407377>croatiaYou don't matter. You can leave whenever you want.
>>156407336And Richards and McKennie
>>156407212the US has really cheap and large portioned food, plus i think there's too many additives that make them obese
>>156407294As much as i wanna believe it, you guys are really struggling to have some control over this ball. The possession gap is abysmal.
>>156407122Yeah, both teams barely have a defense. It can go either way
>>156407360Dumbass inswing
fucking hell do the bbeb even have a studio team
>>156405421Powerade ain't gonna like this.
>WE ARE THE BEST NATION IN THE WORLD, UNLESS WE LOSE, THEN I DONT CARE
>>156407513crotia would rape us
>>156407244Taking a snap shot rn I would pick Belgium to win but idk how much Lukaku benefits BEL in this game specifically. I just see him getting run around by our youngbloods
>>156407551WOOD
Belgium is the most toxic and plastic piece of shit team i have seen in the WCbut for this particular time, i will give them my full support to get rid of the burger scum
I hope the manager informs team usa they're supposed to defend during halftime.
40 year old here, I was 8 years old during USA '94, first WC I still remember vividly. England didn't even fucking qualify for it but I still loved it and me and my school friends were fascinated with America for a few months, and I pestered my parents to go on holiday there, which they eventually delivered on a couple of years later cos it was still somewhat affordable to do that back then.
>>156407443>t. Juan Pablo de Guzman Angel Ramirez Hernandez
>>156407510They are playing nervous and making strange mistakes
>>156407563maybe they would if you paid your tv license
Poch looks pissed, like they'll put him in front of a firing squad if they lose.
>>156407581...Yeah in soccer. No one gives a shit.
>>156407332>we don't care.Euros really really really really do.
>>156407577based mentality desu
>>156407113Just get a bunch of random teen girls and put them out on the field to have their perky titties and asses jiggle around
>>156407295we were feared once, people trembled at the mention of out name.....where did it go so wrong macacobro......
>>156407563ITV have done them this tournament.
>>156407461yes
What the FUCK is going on here!? U.S. spacing and passing is absolute SHIT!
>>156407409England would whoop our arses.
>BBC can't even be fucked do have a studio host and pundits for this match
>>156407618Disney world?
>>156407664stop being a fag in the comfy we actually talk about the sport here
>>156407369it's called skills.These belgium chads are playing since they can walk and go to actual colleges were they learn the most efficient ways to kick a ball around.Your players (and ours now) literally pay to play and start much later, like early teens
let's CUM one more time CUMBROS.GIVE US YOUR CUM ENERGY
>>156407577We'll be busy training for Olympic Medals.
>>156407510Because they are, their predilection sports are baseball and discount rugby.
How many of you anons have actually been to America let alone know one? Or do you base your entire "opinion" on lol trump
>>156406067The 50s in back to the future
>>156407773He's the one being a little snark bitch. I'm glad to have a comfy combo when your faggot ass let's it go. Off you go brown boy.
>>156407717i just realized the female mexican team has gone further in the group stages at female world cups than the men kek, but nobody watches female football
Trossardihno MOTM
Is there still a chance or do I have to pivot to rooting for France already?
Sad to say, our team is clearly just relying on the fast twitch muscle gene pool
>>156407845I lived in Montreal for an entire year does that count as going to America?
>>156407212Don't worry about craving food, workout and walk enough that it doesn't matter.
>>156407884>Is there still a chance or do I have to pivot to rooting for France already?There's a chance
>>156406838Yeah, then we'll just switch to some other team. What don't you guys understand about "we don't care about soccer"?
>>156407765Yeah for a few days, and New York and Boston after that.
>my stream shows american car ads>they're all absurdly tall and wide, like they were made to run over childrenI thought it was just a joke, like you guys only eating burgers and being obsessed with guns.
final score 3-2 and one of our bucks personally mounts their coach at midfield afterwards, screenshot it
>>156407845I lived in Wisconsin brieflyNice place but americans really are just walking stereotypes, genuine NPCs no individuality to them whatsoever.
>>156407872USA women's team won the world cup 4 times, Carlos.
>>156407884there's always a chance
>>156407870>He's the one being a little snark bitch. I'm glad to have a comfy combo when your faggot ass let's it go. Off you go brown boy.I don't even understand what you're trying say schizo
For the love of god fire Zlatan and Henry forever after this tourney. They’re awful analysts
"Tengo Cristianos Orandole a Messi"
Nigger
>>156407722no one watches half time analysis from shitty ex players. So, you watch a half of a game and you also want to be told what you already were told by other shitty ex footballers?
>>156407884>rooting for FranceKys tranny lover
Anon from earlier talking about the Belgian girls. The other one went to the restroom and yes I know she's fat but I like a good slam pig. Also I think they might actually be german.
oh i had diarrhea today maybe thats why im so hungry?
>>156407498Agree. >We are simply not good enough to compete with a decent UEFA side
Hey EUROS. get it through your THICK skulls. We DONT CARE about soccer. We’re gonna lose 5-1, and guess what bitch? We DONT CARE. REAL FOOTBALL has 600 ad breaks, fat sloppy BBCs, and cheerleaders! And THATS how we LIKE it!
>>156408113good pick for a first time
>>156408005Wisconsin is known to have the fattest Amerilards
I miss the south american team fans and their women with big stuff.
>>156408020the tea and saucer celebration gets me every time. Also the one with the roast beef. Pure celly legends those gals.
We don't care™
Why are we losing? Those goals were offside
>>156407796I love CUM but this is looking hard CUMbro.
>>156408124stay hydrated bro
>>156408123nigga don't just take pictures of people in public and post them here talking about wanting to fuck them, genuinely what is wrong with you
>>156408123least creepy /sp/ poster
>>156408123
>>156408123Dear lord anon have some standards. It’s nyc there’s like infinite girls here
>>156407999maybe you should invent sidewalks for ur children faget
>>156408198Call your daddy and cry about it
The only reason people are hyping this Shartistan team up is because they beat up on Paraguay who ended up eliminating Germany. Except that game only opened up due to a fluke og. Canada wins the gold cup. These NA shittahs have no smoke for us
For 90% of the game, Haaland just lurks around. He hardly even pays attention to the ball.But then - out of a sudden - at the exact right moment, he awakens, scores a historic goal, and immediately goes back to lurking around.He cannot be replicated
>>156408217Free country
>>156407956Yes, it's basically like that>>156408005>ze americans zey are how you say conformist, here ve are very happy to bring ze how you say muslim bull into our bedrooms? ja ve are not closed minded like zem
>>156408293hurricane island mutt discovers the striker role in football
halftime post your waifu
>>156408123you need to go after the blonde Flemish/French mixed ones that smoke and tell you that your French stinks of Quebecois and insist you not do it but will still make out with you by a fountain and give you a Jupiler and a cigarette. Good memories of Bruges... wonder what she is doing now...
>>156407904Crazy that he ran 9.71 in a world athletics championship final and didn't even win the fucking thing cos of that freak Bolt.
>>156408293Lmao he really is like a cave troll
>>156407999It's because we have a law where cars collectively have to meet a certain fuel efficiency standard, but trucks don't. So our craven auto manufacturers just turned all out cars into trucks to get around the law. Bonus, they can charge more because bigger = more expensive.
>>156408293thats whats called a striker in football
>>156407999Ford doesn't even make normal cars for the US anymore and they invented the carYour choices are SUVs, Trucks, Vans, or the Mustang
>>156408198Retarded defenders
>>156407845I've been there lots of times but like inside the 250km zone, so it's basically a much nicer México, at the border everyone speaks spanish so you feel a bit bummed because it doesn't feel like another country.
>>156408293a true viking
>>156408291>Canada wins the gold cupOur and Mexico's B teams would smoke you
>>156407577No, we don’t care regardless. Soccer is our 6th or 7th sportWe just like revving euros and thirdies
> ̶U̶S̶A̶> ̶N̶o̶r̶w̶a̶y̶Only England left now...
>>156406067There is a fun disc golf course there where you can see the Nasa rocket lab in the distance.
>>156406067>lives in LA County Pasadena is one of the wealthier cities in LA. Closer to the mountains, and has beautiful terrain whereas the areas of LA south until you get to the ocean are pretty flat and at times very industrial.
TSN is roasting america's team so hard lmao. Great advice though, they need to stop ball watching.
> pic relatedUSA deserves to lose just by the fact of not giving Richards the number 4
>>156408293See the number on his back? He's wearing that for a reason.
>>156408145>>156408194>>156407664Basically this
>>156408293I hate the modern forward. We were stuck with le deep lying Cunha while Norway had a caveman waiting for one chance to fistfuck our defence and send us home.
>>156408123 'slam pig' is for chads who settle at the end of the night. not for 0/10 freaks to refer to girls who wouldn't look at them twice
>>156407999I've yet to see a normal car and not a monstrosity weighting more than a Sherman tank
>amerimutts unironically thought they were an elite team because they beat paraguay 4-1 while france only beat them 1-0
Imagine if we actually CARED about this semen-slurping sport.
>>156408005Americans, the ones I've interacted with genuinely all 100% think they are living in a movie and are the main protagonist.
>>156407845been to belgium and the united statescalifornia, new york, michigan, nevadabeautiful country, but the people at customs are completely abhorrent and trump is an accurate reflection of themthe only time i've ever been treated nicely entering the united states is by a mexican looking border guard at las vegas airportbelgium is an ugly shithole but at least they don't treat you like a terrorist when you bring your tourism money
>>156408375
>>156408552If we win i care
>>156406352We are damn near CUMpleted, sadly
>>156408551SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP
>>156408457Never been to north Pasadena
us is shit. gonna go do threesome with 2 tortas sad about mexico
>>156408416>they invented the carHenry Ford developed the mass production of vehicles, the US did not invent the car
>>156408113Open wide amerifag
>>156407783What's the most efficient way to kick a ball? How does efficiency make the ball inaccessible to defenders
>>156408455you can see bears by mine and drink heavily.
>>156408552You'd be crying like a bitch and trying to fix everything even harder
>>156408602Well, yeah, but I could drop this shit like a sack of garbage on pick-up day otherwise.
>>156408416>and they invented the carWhat the fuck am I reading
>>156408190kek
>>156408445You don’t know ball
>>156408116Is that why those same players also host the most successful football podcast?
>>156408599>he thinks tsa agents represent all AmericansTheyre cunts to us too btw
>>156408508You need to start breeding with natives to make more Pereiras to compete.
Dear diary. Today, not a single care was doing.
I know US isn't a good team at all but they didn't even try at all
>>156408416karl benz invented the car
>>156408438man I never realized el paso could feel like heaven on earth until I came back through it after a year in mexico
>>156407845I've lived and worked there for two years
>>156408571We are the main characters. All you do is talk about us
>>156408599>the only time i've ever been treated nicelyThat's because you're an asshole probably making stupid remarks. Most world cup attendees from other countries have said the exact opposite of what you're saying. But feel free to stay where you are. We don't need anymore muslims.
>>156408691We DID send our B teams to the last gold cup. I speak from experience. Our MLS shitters run over Canadians.
>>156408005Check out this guy. He knows everything there is to know about the US by briefly living in Wisconsin of all places. The place is just fat alcoholics and black people in the cities
RALLY CAPS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!(not that we care)
>>156408375This is my alcoholic waifu.
I don't give a fuck about team USA but Belgium in general needs to be holocausted down to every last fucking piece of cuckold eurotrash
>watch some kind of British Stream for the game>they spent the half time going over highlights from the Port vs. Spain matchholy....shit.....this is so refreshing instead of 20 minutes of nonstop ads
>>156408790>The place is just fat alcoholics and black people in the citiesthis applies to every state
>>156408728too soon
>>156408714Hard to try when you don't care.
>>156408714they used to be top passion merchants at least
>>156408599>A-AMERICANS ARE THE ONES WHO TRAVEL AND DON'T RESPECT LOCAL CUSTOMS>SO ANYWAY YEAH FUCK AMERICA'S CUSTOMSLmao you foreigners are such morons
scran
should this have been moved to a real American city? I mean... Seattle...
>>156408686>would beExactly.
>>156407845ive been there many times, mostly all over southern USA and once to New York>NY smelled like piss (i went in summer)>Euros were dying of heat stroke in the grand canyon when it was just like 30C (surprisingly very little black people there, later i learned that blacks apparently hate hiking and /out/ stuff>Las Vegas was full of chinese tourists when i went (this was in 2008 or so)>chicanos hate actual mexicans and vice versa>most gringos are actually pretty friendly>fat people on scooters in walmart>blacks were sometimes obnoxious, talking on speakerphone, playing music without headphones, etc pretty good would go again
>>156408790It's funny how euros copy us so completely that they're even doing the whole 'replace yourself with browns thing' and then turn around and call US conformist
>>156408831Yawn. Anyway.
>>156408757Main characters in a crappy sitcom, yes.
>>156408680I don't know man, If I knew I would be managing Real Madrid now instead of shitposting.
>>156408662>>156408688If you didn't invent the car that the entire industry draws its lineage to due to its ubiquity, you invented a car, not the car.Apple didn't invent a smartphone, but they did invent the smartphone.
>>156408786Womp womp. Le we don’t even care. Cope and sneed lardo
Wow they made a replica big ben for when we win the world cup.
>>156408867got the chicken drumsticks done in chilli and fish sauce in the air fryer right now and should be done any minute now
The entire world hasn't seethe over 1 man. 1 leader this bad in 85 years.
>>156408700>e-celeb shitand this is the level of NPC that shows why boards on 4chan have been a disaster for years
>>156408817Yeah this. Soccer is stupid, but they need to learn there are consequences
>>156408870seattle has the most hardcore soccer fans in america. if you want home field advantage, it’s seattle
>>156408870Seattle is one of the few major cities that cares about Soccer.
Do other nations have shows celebrating the stupidity of their citizens?
>>156408931>jumps over 3 ft wall>breaks arm
>care>don't>we
>>156408931
>>156408123Stop drinking. Now.
>>156408145>>156408194>>156407664You sure spend a lot of time explaining to people you don´t care. I can´t tell you who won the superbowl this year or last year, because I don´t care, but you will know Belgian white boys whipped your niggers.
>>156408889NYC sucks. t. lives in nyc
>>156408889surely after getting deported that many time u just give up
>>156409009>fish saucesounds good anon
>>156408972Semantics, you fucked up, deal with it.
NEW>>156409050>>156409050>>156409050
good luck to us for the 2nd half, the usmnt are not out of this game yet
>>156409022>>156409025>the Sounders>real fansTOP KEK
>>156409119Why do you do this
Dest subbed...that guy has really stolen a living
>>156408867This pre-made beef and veggie plate with mashed potatoes and rice. It's pretty good
>>156409108I'm not the other guy lol.
>>156409122most trophies in the entire continent.
>>156409120We can turtle that match the way the fr*nch cockblocked us last time
Belgium needs to score quickly so i can turn this crap off and jerk off to a surrogate mother jav
>>156408972Henry Ford developed the assembly line to mass produce vehicles. Apple simply developed something people wanted, you could say they "invented" the popularity of the smartphone
>>156408758>be so pale white i turn lobster red the moment i arrive in the california sun>be scots and irish heritage>arrive in america>so uhh what are you doing here are you trying to work fruit picking are you trying to illegally work are you trying to take advantage of the healthcare where's your insurance do you have insurance what's your job why are you trying to work illegally here are you planning to overstay your passport what are you planning huh give us your email passwords give us your phone we need to take a look we need to see what you're planning oh ok i guess you can come in very friendlymeanwhile the actual muslims just march straight throughyour airports are staffed by terminally online inbred hillbilly retards who consume tik tok as 'news' and think anyone white coming from the uk is trying to escape a third world country and steal some freedomslol
>>156408476Is this the original picture lmao
I believe we will win
>>156409319Yes
>>156408293wrong.believe me, he IS paying full attention at all times.it's the same way bears attack humans. they act all disinterested and shy. they pretend theyre scared of you, they projection that they are big but cute and harmless. they get you to let your guard down, while overall slowly inching closer and closer. close enough to where they are in pouncing range. then they drop the act and lunge and go in for the ferocious kill. haaland is doing the same thing here. pretending he's lazing about, pretending he's not even watching. look at the moment he briefly turns away, he's still staying aware of the developments over on the flank. he's lulling the brazil players around him into a false sense of security with his languid disinterested body language. so they aren't as alert to his threat. once close enough and the attack on the far side is close enough to sending the ball into the box, he drops the act and moves in for the kill. but the brazil players took their eyes off him, it's too late for them to close the gap, and he scores.he literally attacks like a literal killer beast lol
>>156409013They're not e-celebs, they're experts in the field. You're just mad because you realised that people do actually pay attention to what they say.
>>156409403you expect us to read all this shit?
>>156409403You don't have bears. Are you thinking of badgers?
>>156409102yeah i wish i was an african muslim nigger so i could get free everything in england
>>156409525low iq brainlet zoomer finds 3 paragraphs too much to handle
>>156409403ørc see no gøl doesn't carebut then maybe gøl now care
>>156409490>expertskek
>>156408758>>156408862nice reading comprehension
The US is playing better this half what happened did Mossad just threaten Belgium?
>>156408384Heh, always wondered why the fuck trucks are so popular in the States.
>>156409775i told them to sort it out
>>156409715How many premier league medals do you have?
>>156409932as many as carragher
no red card?
>>156409119fucking make this bitch disappear
>>156410125he kinda just hurt his own footprobably did hurt but not a foul
lmao
>>156409996This guy?
hahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHATTHEFUCKWASHEDOING?
WHAT FUCK THISBIS SOME BULLSHIT WHY ATE THEY DROPPING SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
Get fucked amerifats
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHWELP ITS BEEN A GOOD RUN LADS
lmaoooooooooooooooooo this can't be real amerilards please
Can someone shoot the goalie?
>>156405950LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLBTFO GRINGOS WEONESBtw I'm watching a german stream and their commentators are dull af, there was no gooooool scream wtf Getmany you suck
embarrassing
>>156408293He's like Inzaghi if Inzaghi were a 190 viking large as a door and fast as fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TRUMP CALL FIFA NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>156411216This is muttmerica we're talking about, of course someone will shoot the goalie
