Americans are so lucky that Europeans dont care about NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA otherwise they'd dominate in those sports too.
cope
Actually true usaians dont dominate any global sport
>>156415870They lost the baseball world cup to starving Venezuelans
>>156415870Bro the best players in the NBA are European
>>156415870You guys do have amateur leagues in all those sports which we occasionally poach talent from, especially to the NBA
>>156415870Lucky? I'd be ecstatic if the whole world was frens playing baseball.
>>156415870Europeans do care about NHL, you fucking retard lmao half the players are Euros
>>156416055stay in your little niche burgerbro
>>156415870NFL no because its a literal african american freakshow science experiment. NBA Europeans already have some stars in the league. MLB honestly I have no clue I dont understand the sport at all. NHL youre almost certainly correct as small Euro countries that have cared about it have tended to get pretty good, so if Germany ever cared about it I imagine theyd be a problem.
>>156415870Try winning a superb owl.
>>156415870pretty sure there are more euros in the nhl than burgers
that was almost as bad as the time brazil lost 7-1
>>156415870Isn’t the NBA’s best player a Serb?Also, MLB is being taken over by Asians. The best player is Japanese.
pretty impressive they lasted for this long, hell, longer than huezil
>>156415870true...just imagine these guys running around in NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA
It’s cool that we made it further than Germany considering no one here watches or plays soccer
It's like the Trump call completely deflated the team
>>156416841a few countries do
>>156417445No, they went out in the ro16 like you so they went the same
where's the finn I need relief
>>156415870TRVKE
>>156417232How is it possible you "don't understand MLB"? It is one of the easiest sports to follow. I think Europeans don't play baseball because they have cricket and it's usually one or the other takes on popularity.
>>156417232Euros could easily become good in the NFL if they cared, they have bulky eastern/northern euros who could make great linemen
Not everyone can have the pace of a pasty white British man.
>>156417232Cope
>>156415870The fact that you need to compare all of Europe to the U.S says it all
>>156417589The cold countries do. Plus Russia is 100+ million people so they're a huge weight there
USA could never win pesäpallo sm
>>156415870TRUKERUKE
>>156417207>nicheNah fuck that noise, we gotta put money and training for the next world cup
Americans already regularly lose in baseball and most of basketball biggest stars are Europeans. They basically only have handegg left.
>>156417668yeah, but they lasted a day extratherefore, the USA team is technically better than brazil's and I NEED nerman to fucking die
>>156417773I don't follow that but has there ever been good euros there?
>>156415870>MalaysiaSoutheast Asians are the lowest race on the planet. At least blacks are athletic and jeets are unintentionally funny. You guys have literally nothing.
>>156417761It's very very ridiculously boring. Even more than cricket. There's a literal South Park episode about it.
>>156417587It's what he does best.
>>156417842Don't forget all those 40 year old uncs. You can't expect an american to outpace a mild aged man. All their sports move like 20 meters at most.
>>156417761>EuropeansLiterally only Commonwealth countries care about cricket. And when I say literally, I mean unironically LITERALLY.
soccer is so lame even women can understand it
America assrapes everyone even China in the Olympics so I’ll take that and go back to pretending I don’t care about soccer. Now let’s all enjoy another Argentina vs France special mkay
>>156415870>SHITjin POO
>>156417883>The cold countries do.Not even all of them. We certainly don't.
>>156415870Whats the difference between Americans and Europeans? they are the same people.
>>156417761>They have CricketWe have what?
>>156418527why don't you guys have women's NFL? I mean, I know why, but with all the DEI bullshit of today, it is to be expected to have something so they can bleed money, right?
>>156415870Even in esports EU trounces NA. There was an American tournament for Deadlock sponsered by Walmart and Intel and EU teams were allowed to join but had to play at a ping disadvantage but even still every time an NA team went against an EU the NA team lost. The finale was EU vs EU. NA didn't beat an EU team even one timeAt the time NA's best player was bulgarian playing on 120 ping.
>>156418894I'd watch that desu.
I could totally see some germans dominate the nfl. I would love to see german autism in that
>>156417761>>156418788>>156418466Cricket used to be popular in mainland europe during the start of the 20th century, teams like ac milan and barcelona started off as cricket clubs, but for some reason it died by the start of world war ii.
>>156415870Imagine if he cared about NFL
>>156418894We used to have a lingerie football league. There’s a normal woman’s football league but it’s mostly played by women having a midlife crisis. It doesn’t attract women in their physical prime
>>156415870Best apehoopers are yuropean thoughbeit
>>156415870>Europeans dont care about NHL, NFL, MLB and NBA>NBAUhh... Do we tell him, bros?
>>156415870Kek.
>>156418894>>156419105there is womens american football but they cant figure out if it should be serious or sexy so it never gets anywhere.
>>156418732Genuinely why not, it's actually really fun. I used to play it when my family lived in Germany
>>156415870american hasnt won nba mvp in a decade
>>156416093Basketball tho
Halaand is basically the same size as Travis Kelce but with the speed of prime Tyreek Hill.He would absolutely be a superstar in the NFL.
>>156417954you cannot buy this Tim
>>156415870Haaland is shit. Admit this era is weak.
>>156420716take this down, reminiscing about the good ol' days is bad for my mental health
>>156419794Fuck if I know, we just don't. I only cared about Icefight when I played Wayne Gretzky's 3D Hockey on the N64, and even then I played it like Tekken.
>>156420128Only Americans and Slavs care about this "sport"
>>156421025>even then I played it like Tekkenkek I played one of the NHL games as a kid and I spent most of the time trying to heem the other players. I still don't understand the sport's rules.
>>156421025>played like tekkenyou played like regular NHL, then
>>156418990>At the time NA's best player was bulgarian playing on 120 ping.Real /v/ vs reddit energy
>>156415870hands
>>156416055Imagine not even having a 100% record in your domestic league
>>156416841This lmao.I’m happy about the us olympic gold but without Russia it’s a bit of an asterisk
>>156415870Eastern Euros are obsessed with basketball tho
>>156420814You lost 4 - 1 against Belgium at their weakest?
>>156421413GO! GO! GO! GO GALO SENGENRAG TAG TEAM OF /V/IRGINS LEAD BY A FURRY BRAZILLIAN WITH 120 PING BEAT HIGHLY TRAINED LEDDIT ELITES PLAYING ON ALIENWARE CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE HI-REZ SERVERS
>>156421720cum gods stick together
>>156415870>caring about helmet rugby, stick ball and ice diskKEK
>>156415870Jesus Christ are Europeans really this desperate for any kind of victory over the US in anything? Is this like a WWII thing? I didn't know how insecure you felt compared to us. And no I'm not trolling, that's genuinely how this reads.
>>156425995why are burgers so tsundere oh my god
>>156415870>NHLThey do dominate NHL. In hockey, the swedish national team alone is 3 deep with NHL all-stars for example
>>156417954That's the spirit I love to see!
>>156420128France would mog the USA
>>156415870Imagine them getting mogged in their own sport by foreign blacks
>>156415870But...northern european countries DO play hockey
>>156417481For the glory of Olympus!
>>156419400>lingerie football league
