The dexterity of Stephen HawkingThe reflexes of a dead catThe agility of a crocodileThe speed of a German bureaucratThe IQ of a bonobo
We need more angles, I think I've extracted all the keks out of this one
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>>156425410hey thats harvard graduate right there show some respect
>AAAIEEE A BALL!!! SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP!!!
>>156425410Jesus Christ
>>156425410Crocodiles are pretty agile
>>156425629I keep hearing white people are superior from election tourists.So, what happened here and how are you going to pass the buck?
>>156425585hahahahah best one yet
>>156425410Did he forget how to move?Does Belgium have one of those havan syndrome microwave guns?
>>156425586He holds a PhD in acting and this was his star role
>>156425410The degree of Harvard
>>156425410You guys joke about us saying we'd be better off just using NFL and NBA players, but honestly, we would be.
>that fucking nameYou guys need to stop with this meme magic fuckery mang
>>156425585ref bodycams are so kino
>>156425410The dexterity of a pregnant capibara
>>156425629KEKAROO
>>156425585Oh my fucking god lmao
>>156425629I'm dying here burgerbros...... Wtf was that kek
>>156425629Scared from touching a ball in a game of football. The USMNT is beyond hopeless
>>156425410>>156425585LMAO
>>156425410is that pic related behind him? I thought he was too young to play
>>156425410This will be used as an example of the worst possible defense in every minor school. Forever.
Anyone have the clip of Pooch kicking the powerade?
>>156425971No. USA has better examples. This is in essence training cones.
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>>156425410I just don't get it
>>156426029wtf? Is that AI?
>>156426123No just Qatar 2022 r16
>>156425629ROFL
>>156425629>Defender>doesn’t defend>actively dodges insteadWtfLight this whole team on fire
>>156425410genuine questionDoes one make a fuck up like this because of a lack of skill? OR was he so nervous he was shitting bricks?
>>156425410My brother who is big into soccer has been pissed about how bad our top 3 goal keepers are for several years now. I thought he was being overdramatic but looks like he was right all along
>>156425410rather mean comparison to be makingfor the bonobo, i mean
>>156428434HE IS A FUCKING 39 YEARS OLD DEFENDER STARTER, HOW THE FUCK WE GOT NOBODY BETTER THAN THIS
>>156428512yeah man we used to have howard, last time we lost vs belgium in the extra time, he made 16 fucking saves. it is a record. and now we have this
>>156425671Amerimutt "Whites" are a special breed
>>156428492Lack of experience, you learn to act under pressure only under pressure. There are libraries in sport psychology how to handle but w/o training it do not work.
look I don't really understand football, but can someone explain why the goalkeeper is 10m out of his box roleplaying as a defender while the 3 actual defenders stand around like stunned mullets?
>>156425585This one shows how flaccid the kick that sent it in was, something every other shot missed.
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>>156429917All good before he starts dribbling. At that config every failure results in an opponent goal at pro level.
They played like they just picked up the sport before entering the WC. It goes beyond not having talent.
>>156429917He came out because his defence, especially Freeman and Richards (the two players on that right hand side)@, had been positionally dreadful all game. They were going missing constantly and failing to read the ball, the Belgian players, to make interceptions or basically do their job. So he comes out because he's not got confidence they'll cut off the Belgian attack, but when a keeper has no confidence in their defence that's when they're more likely to make mistakes themselves, because they're no longer as focused on their own job which requires a lot more concentration than any other position, one second can cost everything.
>>156425647What the fuck was that man. Bro thinks he's higuita
>>156426123nope saw that live in '22notw how the keeper is aggressively pointing at i forgot his name (dutch scorer) and none of the defenders carehis reaction is priceless
>>156425410>i'm sure to win because my college is superior
>>156425410fucking Hans Vanaken scored a WC goal now
I'll be honest man, this is the first time a goal has given me second hand embarrasment
>>156425671You will be banned from watching bbc porn and other forms of black worship until you this shit stops
>>156430512Good explanation.
>>156425714America in microcosm.
What is going on with his foot? Looks like forgets how to kick.
>>156429169What would you know about Whiteness, Mutt.
fuck is that nigga doing!!
>>156425410>>156425585Investigate these guys for gambling. I am dead serious.
>>156425410>name is Freese>actually freezes on the pitchwho wrote this shit
>>156429917The muttoided defenders were feeling a bit spent m8They decided to wind it down a little and stroll after the ball instead
>>156431384>Freese has a degree in Economicskek. This. Confiscate their phones and check their apps.
>>156425410.
>>156429917Coming out was the right move, you can see it on the videos especially this one >>156430882it happens all the timeThe defenders are behind to cover for him if he chokes, also all good Nobody counted on both of them choking
>>156425585why is it showing 1-3 already before the shot? was the game rigged after all?
>>156432213time is 67 minsits just another replay they shown later on during hydration.... that or cern fucking with the timelines, probably the latter
>>156425585Belgium number 20 deserves praise for his composure. Someone else may have tried to chip it and miss the net completely.
>>156425585This is amateur hour.
>>156431867>Coming out was the right moveYeah if you're actually decent at the game.
>>156425755NFL players wouldnt have the stamina for prolonged running in football, and NBA players would be too tall to be able to control and shift quickly with the ball
Apologize to Matt Turner
>>156432480>j*wishIm good
>>156425410USA goalie was probably paid to lose.
>>156432590He just had a mental breakdown trying to carry, this sometimes happens to goalies who are much better than their teams. See:>>156430512
>>156431746vgh too smart to win
>>156428434This is why golf is viewed as more macho than soccer in the US. No one calls a golfer a faggot just because he golfs.
>>156433034>No one calls a golfer a faggot just because he golfs.Yes they do? Everyone does?
>>156430512YouTube is full of goalie bloopers. It happens in football and hockey a lot.
>>156425585>>156425410lmao wtf
>>156425410
>le harvard economics graduate genius cheat codekwab
>>156434252Maybe that was what happened. He tried inputting the Konami code and fucked up the sequence.
>>156425585Wait, that last American player easily could've had it.
>>156425410In older PES you were able to hold X or something while having the ball with the GK and you could leave your area freely, even try to score a goal like that.Kinda reminds me of that cool feature.
Extremely grim
>>156425585ok, this bad.real fucking bad.
