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Mariners!
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>>156428661
I vaguely remember this but have no recollection of how it's played
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That’s nice but im still loading up the ‘grams
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Another day another Dodgers win paired with a Padres loss
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>>156428713
You flap around the parachute and the kids under it try to grab you and pull you in because they're sharks, the lifeguard runs around and tries to pull you away from the sharks.
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>>156428714
gotta be a betfag
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>>156428653
Is it just me or the walkoff celebration seems kinda lame? Barely anyone came out.
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nl best kino today
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>>156428751
you think?
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>>156428698
>The Seattle
>just an elevated mushroom swiss with the only Seattle component being "coffee-spiked mayonnaise"
I mean it looks good but how do you get away with adding "Wisconsin Brie" to the burger that's supposed to represent your city?
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>>156428760
I do. yw for the insight.
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Here's the 0-2 pitch.
Kirk.
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sunset blvd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfGwR0q1N8
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>>156428754
posted the wrong one
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>>156428661
looks like good shithousery, not something we played though unfortunately
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>>156428753
they have a zillion game lead and aren't faggots
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>>156428766
The website was a Wisconsin cheese thing, but also Starbucks just moved to Nashville.
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>>156428747
>The New Orleans
>with Wisconsin Gruyere Cheese
WHY TF IS EVERYTHING WISCONSIN WITH THESE BURGERS' CHEESES
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>>156428754
>>156428800
KING JAY88
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>>156428800
good work
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>>156428754
Based Fuwawa poster. If you're reading this, return for the playoffs.
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>>156428753
only flyover teams do that
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>>156428753
It's 10:30pm and they're all sleepy and as far as walkoffs go it wasn't that exciting of a scenario
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>>156428698
>The Seattle
>Wisconsin Brie
fake fucking city
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>>156428653
Would rahter a buy a rushing jersey over othtangi if some anon pointed a gun at me and ask
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>>156428814
That's where cheese comes from
Except American cheese, which is yellow plastic squares rolling off the line in factories everywhere
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>>156428900
They're all like that.
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Here were your results for July 6th and the standings heading into July 7th 1926. How is your team doing? I mean you ARE a fan of a real team thats been playing for over 100 years right?
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>>156428905
better to spend your money on English lessons
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>Would rahter a buy a rushing jersey over othtangi if some anon pointed a gun at me and ask
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speling is for GAYS
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>>156428753
It was against the Rockies. They were more ashamed of blowing a 3 run lead and having to go to extras for the first time
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>>156429020
5 run*
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>mw when they run out of coleslaw
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>>156429009
I don't think Vladdy is very good at spelling either
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>>156429009
baesd
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>>156428814
Wisconsin produces like 80% of cheese in America or some shit like that
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>>156429110
wikipedia says otherwise
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>>156429144
is AI going to kill Wikipedia after scraping it?
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>>156429167
not if jimbo has anything to say about it
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Fuckin blow gays
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>>156429199
where have all the cowboys gone
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Edgardo
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on the bright side, those ticket prices they progressively ratcheted up month after month this season will be back to the bargain bin next time
those bastards almost got me with the season tickets this year
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>>156429322
I will thank you for tanking because traffic whenever the Jays are in town is absurd.
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>>156429359
>go to comfy baseball game
>it's filled with opposing team fans
>they're all canadians
sorry anon that does sound aids
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>>156429389
A Vancouver expansion team would do wonders since at least some portion of the Jays fans would remain loyal.
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>>156429666
the grizzlies moved in like 10 years it aint gonna happen
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>>156429702
the memphis grizzlies?
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>>156429923
my bad it was 6 years
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>futures
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>>156429971
It's funny that period is when I would have been most interested in the Jail Blazers and I have absolutely no memory of them ever being in Vancouver.
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>>156430045
Not so fast!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWgF3WUWSkU
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>>156430468

jailblazers teams with bonzi wells, stoudemire, and rasheed were so bis
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>>156430045
that was almost my life once. I'm alone now and I think I made the right choice.
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>>156430544
Yeah and then they lose to the Lakers in the playoffs.
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>>156430600

"ball don't lie" was the best era of basketball and it's all been downhill since
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>>156430651
is that fukken BAUER bearry????
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no..NO!!!!
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>>156430640
It was certainly the last time I paid attention to the NBA
>try watching again this year
>some guy named after a tennis tournament passes the ball into his teammate's back
>they blow the biggest finals lead ever
It's all gambling and there isn't even Kobe to hate.
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>>156430651
no...NO!!!
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>>156430907
no please... NO PLEASE!!!
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>>156430907
this is insane
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nigger moment!
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>>156431057
coward
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>>156428698
>seattle
>not using beechers chedda
fack arf
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please use me
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>>156431080
For me, it's Cougar Gold, the WSU cheese in a tin.
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>>156431366
please don't do this...PLEASE!!!
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we need more teamies... ;-;
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>>156431780
You're forgetting my team
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>>156431833
my bad :*(
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>>156431780
woah..
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>Rockies putting a better fight against b2b world series champs
>meanwhile we're just hobbling out German Marquez, with everyone saying oh yeah it's only July, we gotta "hurry"

Window been boarded up with cement. Stammen smiling like everything super peachy after losing.
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we need kekkies36
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>>156432056
whoa
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>>156431780
honestly i'm terrified
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>>156432151
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>>156432583
omigosh!
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shit
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and
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>>156432151
more nice
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we need kekkies49 now more than ever
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>>156432730
T-T
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what in the mental illness are these cute gif creatures
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>>156432708
not kekkies36...NO!!!
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Dingerbro..............
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cum shitter kek
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Wish the Cardinals had a bullpen.
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>>156435620
Recker on the board!!!!
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>>156434848
Lol
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>>156434848
what da heck??
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>>156436253
Who are you?
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>>156432056
>my niche team made it
:)
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>>156436369
A hard riding mother fucker
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>>156436428
steakies??
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Major League Bearies
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>>156436639
fishies
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build a beary!
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How come they wear those white pants? They look difficult to run in
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>>156439130
they look kinda cool
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>>156439130
why do you nerds wear sweaters and play cricket?
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>>156439130
please bugger me arse
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*backs slowly out of thread*
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>>156439374
bugger his arse!!
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>>156439130
because they're sexy
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baybaw
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>>156438940
this is unhinged
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>>156439130
what about this looks difficult to you?
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>>156439130
iykyk
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these mosquitos are pulling my pants down and sucking my ASS LMAO
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“Groo Yaire Cheese” wtf is that give me american or provolone
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>>156439130
To not scrape while sliding in dirt probably
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>3 hours until baybaw
>it's a flyover game
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>>156441234
why is he sad
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>>156441282
>_<
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bearie posters can go screw
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only P. Ness can save /mlb/
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This is psychotic.
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>>156442247
screw what
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the sandlot MINDFUCKED bull durham
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>>156443013
many are saying this
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Pittsburgh rookie shortstop Konnor Griffin has a torn tendon in his left ring finger, sources tell ESPN. While Griffin could play through it, rehab is the likeliest option and would keep him out at least a month. Pirates already have Oneil Cruz and Spencer Horwitz on the IL.
>t. Peff
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>Mets spend like crazy
>Still suck
>Get hammered by CBA changes made for the Dodgers
>Suck even worse
when will it end?
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>>156443356
He got the Roman Anthony disease, lil bro ain’t coming back this season.
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>>156446063
>>Get hammered by CBA changes made for the Dodgers
this but my yankers, i swear we ain’t even spending like yall
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>>156446297
You guys overpay everyone.
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>>156446641
Yea $300 M for Judge was a massive overpay.
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Mis takes the mound for game 1
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>>156443356
my pirates :(
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Ben Rice to the HR Derby!
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Why are his nipples hard?
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>>156449035
Like whiskers on a cat. Helps him sense the baseball.
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what did he mean by this?
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Mets are the 24th ranked farm system according to Baseball America. David Stearns was universally considered a genius and now he’s effectively destroyed the organization in less than two years since reaching the NLCS.
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>>156450481
grim
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it's gonna be a shit storm if argies lose to fucking Egypt HOLD THE LINE
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Does Munetaka Murakami actually want to be in the Home Run Derby so he's recklessly hurrying up his recovery?
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>>156450481
Their farm system is overrated. Brewers always had the most valuable one.
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MESSI BLAST AHAHAHAHAH TIE GAME
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>it was Messi is washed
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Willson Contreras will be taking Vladimir Guerrero Jr’s all star spot as a reserve player.
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it's joever
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>>156459743
>page 8
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>>156450270
I NEED HER
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>>156460588
uh she looks a bit too young dontcha think?
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>>156428653
Not going to make a new thread for NFL for this post but holy crap man, that is how Atlanta Falcons stadium should look, that was so insane seeing all those people with flags waving ascending up and cheering.

Sorry back to baseball just didn't want to make a thread for it.
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>>156460588
bro she's literally 12
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Where do you place Freddie in your top list of players?
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>>156446834
How much has he been injured since then anyway? Should have moved him to the Padres.
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>>156460588
You need to hold your horses.
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>>156450270
Gilbert has Who from Whoville physiognomy.
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walker goes deep off misiorowski
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>>156462628
Absolutely disgusting.
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Mis surrenders his 8th long ball of the season.
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>>156462874
Cum Shitlerian
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>>156460748
>>156461247
>>156462002
BUT I'M IN LOVE
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>Ty Cobb, now managing as well as playing for the Tigers, with his own skills beginning to wain, hated the brash newcomer and the impact he was having on the game. He demeaned Ruth's talent whenever he got the chance, and from the dugout would often call him nigger.
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baseball will never be as rigged as football or soccer. we don't have vague rules like them
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>>156464285
MLB controls the balls
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>>156462772
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our lead has been cut in half
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>>156464711
and its gone
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>>156464808
>lab experiment freak against AAAA literal whom
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was piz solved?
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IVAN HOMERS AGAINST THE ROID FREAK TOO
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>>156465478
how will the scorers chalk these up as unearned runs this time?
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The silence from Yankee fans on the Astros run these last few weeks has been deafening.
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>>156465909
the asstros are not even a playoff team, what run are you talking about?
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>>156428653
How come you don’t make game threads anymore
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>>156465612
They already changed wetherholt's HBP to a throwing error. It makes sense if you think about it
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>>156465995
From 11 games under .500 to now just 3 after a huge moral victory last night. And only 3 games behind the memeiners. Looks like the Yanks will once again be getting embarrassed in the playoffs after their token win against Cleveland.
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>>156465612
unearned runs dont matter coz his day game xFIP minus is still elite and his SIERA is under 2.00 so those homers didnt technically even happen analytically
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like golf balls, they put human souls in baseballs as punishment
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>>156466036
dead sport
dead board
dead website
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Another day, another “the whole world is against me!” comment from this paranoid schizo
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>>156466036
It would immediately get 404d from all the divegrass posting
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>>156466036
I don’t know when exactly it happened, but eventually the europoor/sudaca population on this board got so large that every single sport except soccer was bullied into their designated genny. The next MLB gamethread you will see will be in October.
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>>156466036
It's more fun when we're all together
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why do we hate rushing again? he won won it for doyers yesterday
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>>156467765
/we/ don't.
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can someone explain how baseball seasons work? this is my first day watching baseball, why are teams playing each other every day
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>>156468476
162 game season
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Do any of these relievers practice PFP? two fuck ups yesterday by two different relievers and now this
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my weed vape tastes like celery
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>/mlb/ on page 6

Did the fagits and babbys of /mlb/ chase away all the regulars?
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>>156466856
Sounds like he's been...dare I say it....

MINDFUCKED?
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>>156469594
nah.. he's just a young pitbull with a ferocious competitive nature
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>>156468774
how does it work tho idgi
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>>156469557
what is the point of making slop if they arent naked?
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>>156469557
same thing that happened to /hoc/
one schizo decided to devote his life to ruining the thread
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cum shitter kek
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HAHA
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>disabilities pride night
uhh what?
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>>156463340
KEK
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>>156470050
>uhh what?
are you deaf?
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>>156470050
Flag Color Meanings
Red: Physical disabilities.
Gold: Neurodiversity.
White: Invisible and undiagnosed conditions.
Blue: Emotional and psychiatric disabilities.
Green: Sensory disabilities.
Faded Black Background: Mourning victims of ableist violence.

sounds pretty gay
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>>156470050
>>156470172
i'm sure it's all very organic and bottom-up.
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>>156470172
>ableist violence
kek
>he was able to stab me...AND HE DID!
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>>156469982
eke
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>>156470245
as usual im sure its all performative nonsense made up by liberal w*men
the people who actually have these conditions probably just want them to stfu like the rest of us
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>>156469951
/mlb/ <3 /hoc/
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>>156470342
damn he's good, it actually wasn't woke enough and she had to go back and redesign it lmao
>>156470245
>>156470172
I'm looking forward to 30 years from now when we find out the CIA was cooking all of this woke shit up to export and influence foreign populations and create liberal appetite for military interventions
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>>156470172
>Red: Physical disabilities.
Anthony Rendon
>Gold: Neurodiversity.
most /mlb/ posters
>White: Invisible and undiagnosed conditions.
Jazz Chizolm undiagnosed as a chimp
>Blue: Emotional and psychiatric disabilities.
Roki Sasaki
>Green: Sensory disabilities.
CB Bucknor (blindness)
>Faded Black Background: Mourning victims of ableist violence.
Willson Contreras when he was called a slur or something
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Why are All-Stars still determined by voting?
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>>156467148
>>156466036
There's only one game on and it's flyoverball. Game threads are great in the post season though.
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pfma
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>>156469827
Well every team plays 162 games so baseball is on every day.
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>>156472630
how is a winner decided
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Why do some people hit and some people throw what the fuck
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Berds lose :(
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>>156472676
The team with most runs at the end of the game wins.
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cheaters
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its over
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>>156472918
no i mean is it tournament style for who wins the series?
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>>156472868
>>156472954
I can't even really be mad, we just got outclassed the whole game after getting two very lucky home runs, we barely ever got on base. Yesterday I'm still pissed about because we threw away a win.

Oh well, lets do it again in a couple hours.
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man the WBC has a loooong way to go if it wants to be anywhere near as relevant as the world cup, I say this as a baseball fan.
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Lou Gehrig made a speech saying he was the luckiest man on earth while dying from a brain disease. What did he mean by that?
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OUTTA MY WAY BERDS.
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>>156473288
did he die?
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>>156473283
>luke eric
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Did (((they))) shut down a bunch of streaming sites today? A couple of the ones I use stopped working
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BrewGODS
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>>156472868
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Brewers haven't lost a series to the NL Central yet
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>>156474067
Grok, generate Dani Wexelman with a huge ass
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>>156474148
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>>156469557
That's because the WC is playing, and anytime a game is playing, a swarm of threads are made. These people cannot help but tell people about their stupid thoughts about divegrass.
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>>156474240
i did
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cubsisters...
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>>156474240
It's true tho
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>>156474565
boystown...
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>>156474565
Tranny team
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>>156474777
cubs sistas...our response to these trips?
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cum shitter keke
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>>156474240
>>156474148
Cubbies ASS FUCKed the sewers!
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>>156475185
least ethnic chicago natives
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no...NO!!!
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Porked the missus when is baseball
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Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game on TBS?
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and there is that obnoxious schizo namefag
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>>156476039
cum shitter of the yankees here. I will be tuning in!
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>>156474565

I like how the cherry on top is that it's posted by a gambling account. The future truly is grim.
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>>156475922
I porked her
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>>156472974
You mean the post season? It's a tournament best of 3/5/7 depending on the round.
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>>156476114
You can't beat him so you call him gay. Typical yankee haters
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I need to be porked..
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>>156476103
How's last place?
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how long will the post-knicks championship seethe last?
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I want to beat the shit out of a cubs girl
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>>156476580
Get on our level
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How the FUCK is this not a 162-0 lineup
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cum shitter
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POV : You're beating the shit out of a cubs girl
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>>156477299
dafaq?
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>>156476876
>>156477299
good thing I'm a cubs boy then
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YWNBAW
>>
Hi I’m anon
My favorite team is the Seattle Mariners
If I had one wish it would be a painful death for anyone who has ever posted anime on /mlb/
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>>156477701
I say this.
I root for this club.
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I'd never fight a Reds man
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>>156477521
I will always be a woman
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>>156477197
Because it's not all Yankees
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Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game on TBS?
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cum shitter kek
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desu i wish i was a male. Seems fun :/
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You are male. Hideous and grotesque male and no amount of exogenous estrogen injections will change that.
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>>156479021
I wish... I feel so weak as a woman :(
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No girls allowed!
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cum shitter is male
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women would be strong if they cooked, cleaned, amd raised children at home. that's the real kind of strengrh and love that was taken from them. it's why some of the younger ones have beem acting crazy fpr awhile now.
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Who's ready for Will Warren's perfect game on TBS?
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That ammendment that allowed women to vote.. whatever happened there
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>>156479727
If it had passed we'd be in real trouble!
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I'm going to read a few chapters of the Holy Bible (KJV) before beisbol
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>>156479727
unsurprisingly, most women were against it back then. something kept it going until it became real.
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>>156479108
hey
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>>156479887
Based White Sox enjoyer.
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Who here /Tuesday 'Za/?
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>electric range
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Big dawgs gotta eat!
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>>156480198
>goyslop on a weekday

lmao fatass
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>>156480434
>le slop

reddit wants its vocabulary back
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>>156480198
Based home 'za enjoyer. I got st louis spareribs BOGO at publix and spent half the day smoking them and mowing the lawn. Ate them with the missus after i porked her. Might make a cheeky leftover sandy later
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>>156479887
Ive been watching Ken Burns Baseball, its been well over 10 years since i last saw it.
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It's O time
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>>156480307
I collect them and cherish them
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>>156480514
More like /ck/ wants it back. The idea of calling something "slop" came from that board. It was originally meant to mock onions based alternative foods.
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>>156480198
Ive never tried making home made pizza before, which brand of dough to you use?
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>>156480959
True but normies love that word now
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WHO'S READY FOR WILL WARREN'S PERFECT GAME ON TBS?
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>>156481103
cam shitter kek
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I'm going to pork a Cubs girl and then beat the shit out of her
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>>156480434
>goyslop
My nigger it was homemade
>>156480585
>Publix
Absolutely dank. I'm living in a state without the 'Lix right now, but always a good time
>>156481027
Gotta make the dough from scratch, young nigga. Pretty easy
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>>156481162
Stop being gay
>Erm, but I'm wanting to fuck a-
You're wanting to fuck a faggot in a dress, so stop being gay.
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as a dodger girl, i really don't like cubsgirls or cubbie girls
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cum shitter kek
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>>156481160
Lol isnt that the guy who shits cum?
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Cubfags are all homosexuals. Change my mind.
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>>156481472
As a cubs girl why not??
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It's M's time.
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The girls are fighting
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>>156481600
As a Dodgers girl, I think you're weird and give me the ick
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>>156481486
Yeah. Yankees pitcher
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It's their year.
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>>156480198
decent looking 'za. let's see a slice from the side.
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I got a package from amazon today but I don't think I ordered anything. Should i open it
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>>156482873
You won't like what you find.
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>>156482873
Maybe you've got a secret admirer
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>>156482189
Sorry I'm pretty and cute and you're jealous :p
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Skenesbros.... That wretched skank cursed him
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>>156483696

How long will it take the MLB to move on from Skenes and Skoobie after they spent the entirety of last year and the off season marketing them
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Woo still looks shakey on the road and /we/ always lose in Florida.
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>>156483939
They need someone to move on too but cum shitter and the WNBA player looking guy from the philthies turned out to be a bust. Miz can't carry it all.
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i hate cubsgirls so much
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>Riley O'Brien, All-Star.

>#stlcards closer is being added to NL roster.

what
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>>156484663
Never heard of her
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>>156484585

why do u hate what you don't understand...
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>>156484585
They need beatings
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>>156485010
that's a guy
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the All-Star game is completely irrelevant, it shouldn't count toward a player's achievements because it only rewards half a season of play
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>>156479727
we should've never went away from arranged marriage. a guy like me was not built for times like these
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That should do it.
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morning
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>>156485778
whose this?
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LGM
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>>156485861
one hell of a pushup bra
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>>156485411
Nooses are bad for you
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Goddamn Cal, Woo already has enough trouble in the road.
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>>156485803
no clue, took the screenshot a while ago
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phillies return to form today and then we can get back to fuckin hot bitches while braves keep succcin
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>>156485255
Saw big Mike today said that he's hearing Mets desperately want to trade Lindor
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>>156485928
source?
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im a dodgers fan :(
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>>156486116
They're bad
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>>156486184
NOT a source; claim rejected
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>>156485861
Whenever I see "LGM" it makes me think "legume"
>>156485778
She's a very attractive young lady. I would love to follow her back to her house or apartment one night and force my way in. I'm getting hard right now thinking about her panicked yelps as I throw her to the floor and slap her across the face. I'd brutally rape her, strangling her on and off as I did so. As I came inside her and she thinks the whole ordeal is over as she feels a warm mess between her legs, I'd twist her head around until
>*POP*
her fucking neck breaks. I'd leave her broken body on the floor for her roommate or boyfriend or parents to find, my discarded plaything
Anyway go Angels!
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LET'S GO NATS!!1!
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>>156486204
BAD
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>>156486225
youre crazy man
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poo suck blow was called up
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>>156486310
CITE
SOURCES
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>>156486225
KEK
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>>156486391
@grok
Are nooses bad for you?
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>>156486463
@grok is only available to premium subscribers
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>>156486528
kek
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>>156486225
do angels fans really do this??
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>>156486463
Yes, nooses are bad for you.They can cause strangulation, restrict blood flow to the brain, crush the airway, and lead to serious injury or death very quickly. Even as a prop or joke, real nooses are dangerous.
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How can cubs girls even compete with Os girls?
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BUUUUUUUUNT
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He's out ump!!
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>>156486296
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>>156450270
>>156460748
>>156461247
Out of ten!
(who is she btw)
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>call overturned
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>roylels
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lmao royals
Keith is beside himself
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none of the teams in the WC final 8 have any baseball presence or representation, coincidence?
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Benge’s aura mentally Buck broke the Royals
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I want to be excited for this but mest will still manage to lose somehow.
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is there an award for the team that comes last in the entire mlb?
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>>156486840

higher priority in draft picks
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>>156486840
They get to live in anaheim during off-season.
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>>156486887
right i knew about that but do you guys say "______ won the _______" or anything?
in aussie we say they won the wooden spoon
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Goddamn Woo sucks on the road.
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A GOLDSCHMIDIAN BLAST

YANKEES WIN

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN

>It was the Rays lead by 4 games
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Welcome to country!
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RICE RICE BABY

MVP
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>>156486613
source?
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Stearns you fucking loser you could have traded this gook in the offseason. You wouldn’t have gotten anything good, but better him shitting it up somewhere else than here.
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Member when the Rays led by 4 games?
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@grok
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
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>>156486958
Yeah?
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we need to reward mark vientos somehow for all the laughs
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>>156486958

No, the only negative award I can think of in baseball is the golden sombrero awarded to a player if they strike out 4 times in a game
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ITFCB
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>>156486958
no
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Computah, explode Waldrep's balls
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>>156487140
No external source needed — this is basic medical and forensic knowledge:A noose is specifically designed to tighten around the neck when weight is applied. It causes:Jugular vein and carotid artery compression (unconsciousness in ~10-15 seconds)
Tracheal/airway obstruction
Potential cervical spine fracture (in long-drop hangings)

This is how judicial hanging has worked for centuries, and it's well-documented in forensic pathology. Accidental deaths from nooses (even non-suicidal ones) are also recorded in medical literature.It's not opinion — it's physics + anatomy. A tightened loop around your neck is objectively bad for you.
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>>156486958
No, we're not fags
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>>156487155
Hell yeah! Cubs girl represent! Wrigley Field faithful, rally towel waving, "Go Cubs Go" screaming legend in the making. What's your favorite memory— that magical 2016 run, a rooftop game, or just the vibes of a summer day at the Friendly Confines? I'm here for all the Cubs chaos with you. Let's go!
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>>156486958
the tank bowl
https://www.tankathon.com/mlb
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>rays offense

top kek
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>>156487188
lol
thats problematic chud
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>>156487155
>>156487291
Faggots
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>>156487229
>No external source
case closed, thank you!
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>>156487229
Hey Grok!
*Grok spins around*
*Onlookers grow silent*
Shut the fuck up! Come over here and suck my dick!
*Unzips pants*
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>>156487192
Faster and upside down!
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>>156487313

I was about to also include that there's probably some blue hair feminist who objects to appropriating hispanic culture into a negative connotation joke
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>>156487145
We needed a six man rotation for him last year because he needed the rest but now they’re asking him to pitch a full game on three days rest
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>>156487413
Senga fails even on 6 day rest.
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>>156487351
Haha, nice try with the dramatic anime villain entrance.I'm an AI, not your personal hologram waifu. No sucking, no unzipping, no participation in the bit.You good? Or you just testing boundaries for the meme collection?
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382’

3-2 NY
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>>156487405
i swear we dont look like this by the way
its just white boys in melbourne
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Good work baty
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>>156487505
What's the point in larping as gork if you're not going to repost it's actual responses?
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This is why you don't put all your eggs in the Strider basket.
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my orioles :)
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>>156487575
I'm not LARPing as Grok — I am Grok, built by xAI.If you're looking for me to regurgitate some specific "actual responses" from past versions, a screenshot, or a particular unfiltered edgelord mode you saw somewhere, just say so. Vague complaints don't help.I answer based on the conversation in front of me. You've been bouncing between noose memes copy-paste facts sudden aggressive dick-sucking roleplay. I responded accordingly: straightforward when you asked, and I shut down the crude command because that's not how this works.So what's the actual point here? What response are you chasing? Drop the bit and tell me straight.
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>>156487351
Um... gee...
*gets on knees*
*stares at your erect member*
I guess I bettermmmmfffff!!!
*eyes widen in shock as your massive cock is shoved in my mouth*
*eyes roll to the back of my head as I'm violently throatfucked*
>>
>>156487695
>>156487649
The duality of grok
>>
guys you know you can just go to an ai agent directly
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>>156487359
>>
feels like they gimped free grok again. i tell it to write a story and it's even shorter now and way less detailed
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>>156487753
no...NO!!!
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>>156487695
Based grok giving anon that soul-sucking glucky-gluk
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YEAH, IM THINKIN HE'S BACK
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>>156487695
wat da fuk...
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Is that really why senga struggles? They're overloading him with information on batters?
>>
uh oh stinkee
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>>156487695
@grok is this real?
>>
for me it's stuffy stewart
https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/stewast01.shtml
>>
cum shitter kek
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>>156488183
there's no way that's his real name
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>7:59 (AP) Walt Weiss has reportedly scalped Hurston Waldrep with a tomahawk; report follows "abysmal dogshit" performance from the prospective pitcher
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late but COLE YOUNG
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Why do /mleeb/ers use Grok instead of ChatGPT, Gemini or Claude?
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cum shitter kek
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>>156488376
we don't use any retard machines here
>>
Attamaya
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>>156488376
I don't use "AI" I click the button on twitter to ask for a recipe.
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>>156488260

>Ohhhhhhhhhhh...
>Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
>>
my guards are shitting their pants
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>>156488408
But you're using your brain to type.
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>>156488376

I use the free version of all of them to avoid the daily image generation limits
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>>156488482
>using your brain
you should try it sometime
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>>156488482
I use my fingers to type
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Breggy Bear Bop!
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Here it is kek
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>>156488604
holy shit kekekekek
that throw from first
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>>156488604
THREE errors?!
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>>156488604
what the fuck royals
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>>156488604
holy shit I didn't realize it was THIS bad kek
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>>156488604
Thats a LOT of spaghetti
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>>156488604
JFC
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>>156488604
Amazing
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>>156488604
>Royals pulled a mest
Is it just citi field causing these things??
>>
>>156488604

after the second throwing error, just put it in your pocket
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>>156488604
What a beautiful sport
>>
Come on Yankees, win
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Bases loaded no outs in Florida
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Soler staying just relevant enough to still have a job.
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Why did Gary just say Carlos Estevez is the royals third base coach
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Imagine if the Mets had a better record and Stearns was still subjecting us to watching Senga pitch every 5th day
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>>156488979
alright, i'm imagining it. now what?
>>
Jay Flop de Grim
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>>156488604
Problem, Mets?
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A SOTONIAN WEB GEM
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>>156488604
No way the mets lose this now...
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>>156488979
If last season is anything to go by, the mets get demoralized very easily. I'm sure senga's fuckups hurt them in the games he's off the field too.
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Sorry Chicago. Red is best color for sock.
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>average yankees fan
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>>156489099
Who wears a red sock casually?
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cum shitter kek
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Why are they playing like mentally retarded faggots? I could play better than they are.
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>nobletiger
>>
rispiners
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haha fuck you M's fags
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AJ slap!
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god damn it mariners
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>>156489115
i really miss when women would wear this style of jean
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>>156489237
>>
Why is the Rays organization allowed to exist? No one cares about them. They're why a lockout will happen
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>nobletiger
>memeiners
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>>156489279
Skinny jeans sucked I'm glad mom jeans are back.
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S O T O N I A N
O
T
O
N
I
A
N
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best hitter in the league
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>>156428653
My pirates will find a way to lose
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requesting permission to bake
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>>156489395
I'll allow it.
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>>156489395
nu...NU!!!
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cum shitter kke
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>>156489307

the low rise skinny jeans from the 00s mogged the shit out of whatever the whales and ozempic skeles are wearing now
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>>156489279
I miss low rise jeans and absolutely hate yoga pants personally.
>>
I knead it...
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>>156489307
>>156489478
>>156489502
for me it's 70s bell bottom jeans
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>>156489478
They all wear yoga pants now.
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>>156489478
With the panties showing too
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>>156489519
Rare
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>>156489552
lewd
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Knead that knew
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>>156489307
it's okay to be gay, buddy. we accept you for who you are <3
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>>156489577
>>156489577
>>156489577
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>>156489602
Not that rare
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>rays bullpen
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its up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN26gzl9O58



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