didney corbsy versionbefore: >>156382902
drinkin beers
Riggers never win
Why didn’t Carney call Gary?
>>156433177F L A M E SL AM ES
>>156433177How do you think the habs got past the first round?
not the first time USA lost on home soil
Just took a nasty US sporting ethics
>>156433719
>>156433758many such cases
>>156433719I need Lauren to sit on my face.
>>156433784her ass is huge
>>156433758We have to invent an internet for the elderly. They are simply too naive to be posting out here.
>>156433784>>156433802Nigga that's a dog
>>156433869
>>156433869We aren’t misogynistic here
>>156433940
Where are you from, old timers? Me I'm from Kansas City. Had me a hockey bar there. When the season ended, I defaulted on my bank loans and the bar was repossessed. Had me a wife and two kids, too. Poor little things. No hockey on the TV, and they sat there waiting. By the third day they's was' dead. Starved on hockey. With bellies stuck out like a pig bladder.
Huomenta
>Ovenchicken to return for potentially 2 more yearshe's chasing 1000
>>156435357He's saving up to buy an entire metropolitan oblast back home
>>156435782heard land is dirt cheap across the Russian border
>>156436332Ya that's how hell be able to get the whole Leningrad oblast from a pitty salary earned by being enslaved by Gary
Giroux bros were staying put
Remember when we got a gajillion trades in one day close to the draft and insiders were saying this was just the beginning and then nothing else happened? That was fun.
>>156437629Jersey sales weren't hitting projections so Gary pulled the plug
>>156437623lol what a waste of a roster slot
>>156437902>laffs
Oh boy I sense a queer-off brewing
>>156437902Friedman on Claude Giroux UFA: "Toronto was definitely in there, I think actually Toronto might've bid the most money" (32TP)
>>156437937dont have a shitty cantskate geriatric on their rosterLOL
How’s the stampede this year?
im so jealous of austin theory. i wish maxxine was my gf.
>>156437993But want one. >laffs
>>156437952yes, someone mocked the senatorsonly full autism as a result
>>156438013>scheduling a schedule announcementJej
>Verbeek talks contract with Carlsson>"Best we can do is $12m">end talks>Get 5 Offer Sheets>Carlsson calls Verbeek back>"I want $15m AAV">Verbeek Declines>Carlsson signs $18m AAV offer sheetDucks are not matching. Even if they matched they would be worse than they were before the offer sheet. just look at this Verbroken ass off season the Ducks are having.Do people like the Duck because they think Emilio Estevez is going to give them a reach around or something?
>>156438099Barkov ushered in a new era of European dominance
>>156437623you saved a roster spot...for G?
>>156437953>laffs are so shit that Giroux would rather stay in the shantytown of Ottawa and leave money on the table>laffs
>>156438104>jett woothe figure skating kid from the mighty ducks movie is now on the big squad?
>>156438151he is pretty dumb isnt he
What's the latest on the Flames?
>>156438538Still extinguished
>>156438538They're still shit
>>156438538the dynasty has officially begun
>>156438250
staois sees this and thinks"cant let this guy goto a divisional rival"
>>156438538>Flames won the draft >Flames won free agency >Flames won the trade
>>156438538They’re at the stampede partying with babes
inshallah the ducks will have their revenge
>>156439247>drinking bc beerwhy not a big rock?
>>156439247You mean by hiring a competent GM? You do know the Ducks are just the Blues with beaches near the facility, right?
>>156438206I thought the jets drafted the other woo this year, which would have been funny, but it was columbus
LIKE MUSSOLINI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVZtczO8gwk
>vegas signs marner 8x12m and eichel 8x13.5m>a year later they are already starting to look like pretty regular contractsthis is vegas' sport we just watch it
>>156439706covid is the only reason matthews/mcdavid contracts become albatrossesno gm could predict that gary would stop cap increases for a couple seasons
>>156438667now if only they could win a game
Now imagine if hockey players weren't gay. There wouldn't be post-game camaraderie after a big win and good team effort in the locker room. No showers shared together appreciating each others physique. No fun pranks pulled on each other. Sounds crazy? Well it's true. This is the America Democrats want and our children aren't safe.
>>156439706Paul marner Finns open a suit against the knights
For me, it's my country's president bribing the tournament organizers to reverse the suspension of one of our players and still getting btfo
>>156439774Flames are winners at life
>>156440195how so?
>>156440364Every Flames fan is a gigachad
>>156440364Anything is possible when you lie
>>156440771>The youngster had become obsessed with hockey after his first skating lessons at the age of four.>It was new territory for his parents, Chris and Debbie, who had met in Zimbabwe before Chris’s education and work as a pediatric oncologist took them to England and the United Arab Emirates (where Vukie, the youngest of three sons, was born) before finally landing in Canada.>“Nobody in my family really had much of a hockey background,” Mpofu recalled. “Given that I was enjoying skating so much, and kind of begging every day to go back to the local rink, the ACT Arena in Saskatoon, which was maybe like, 10 minutes from our house. Compared to a lot of other kids, their parents were from Canada and their parents were kind of teaching them the sport, whereas in my case, I was kind of learning it with my mom and learning it with my dad together over the years as I was playing.im happy for him, he made a career out of his passion when his on-ice talent was not enough
>>156439965There’s nothing gay about locker room bonding
>>156438104wtf is verbeek doing?Traded>Olen Zellweger (D)>Mason McTavish (C)>John Carlson (D)>Radko Gudas (D)>2026 4th round>2026 1st roundReturn>Anton Wahlberg>A.J Greer (LW) signed>Noah Philp>Nikita Klepov (RW) Drafted>Marcus Nordmark (LW) Drafted>Noah Kosick (C) Drafted
>>156439247Will Temu Salami lace em up once more?
>>156440771When did they start pulling apes out of trees and putting them in suits?
Shit gimmick for retards
>>156440897gary made the call. ducks are being relocated to houston
*dumps puck in*
>>156441195Maybe I'll chase it, or maybe I won't brother
>>156441270*Benches you*
>>156441195*loses the race to the puck and it goes the other way*
I finish my checks
>>156441389*trips and falls trying to throw a check*
im the last one on the ice and the first one off the ice
>>156441618Auston?
I don't even get on the ice because its too cold and slippery for me
>>156441450I finish my cheques (to Gary for more jerseys)
I yank your zoomer mouth guard.
>>156441743Thank you for your service
>>156441790retard
>>156442418oh cool so they'll be eligible when geno and ovi and bob are 67 years old
>>156442418Good we can finally stop having asterisk international tourneys.
>>156433126Nice op
I'm not a hard-hat guy I'm really more of a soft-hat guy
*oba femi struts into /hoc/*
F
>>156441195*blocks ur path*Not so fast, ruins
>>156443706redpill me on lesbian boys
>enjoy paying $25,000,000 for Carlsson and Mintykov and good luck with the Cutter extension
When does Gary announce the schedules?
Wrestlefags begone
>>156443486*blocks your path*
the term is wrestlechad or E-God
>>156444601*stunners you*
We should get naked and wrestle each other haha
>>156442418DO NOT look up what a modern Russian team's center depth and defense would look like, worst mistake of my life
>>156445342They should annex belarus to get the protases and levshunov
>>156442682I mean, isn't it worthy of an asterisk if Sweden, Finland and (maybe) Czechia aren't playing?Although, I kinda doubt that the IIHF is lifting their ban soon.
Sensbros what the FUCK is this
>Alfredsson to join the Leafs' coaching staffEven more disgusting than Spezza crossing over
Alberta should have their own team
>>156446248lil late on the news there bud
laine still hasn't signed....
brb i need to pee
>>156446202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfOZ93tlGV4
>>156446427The ball is in his court more or less.I'm sure multiple teams have offered him a 1 year contract in the 1-3 million range and it's just matter of him picking the team that he thinks is the best fit. Lots of things have to go right for him to continue his NHL career past next season so it makes sense he's thinking about it carefully.
got a tombstone in the ov bro's
>>156446352Why do Alberta and Ontario have 2 teams but Saskatchewan has 0
>>156448357What kind?
>>156449050they're a football province
>>156449264roni and sauj
>>156449349Are you going to share with /hoc/?
I'm just a Sexy Boy (sexy boy)
>>156449050population>>156449284fuck that, sask loves hockey
Flames bros… they just ended 960 radio show. Now I have nothing to listen to on the radio.
>>156449632no most of you have aids
>>156443706F
Massive rigging going on to keep Argentina in the game. Gary is taking notes
>>156445342once russia returns barkov can play for his native country again
>>156451830We don’t talk about soccer here anymore after all the cum bros were eliminated.
>>156443814>teammates>gets very jealous if you talk to their girls>>156443706OP's pick actor died. He starred in a series of hockey themed movies, where he had a big pep talk with the boys about having "mental thoughness", to persevere against adversity.big F desu
>>156451830Gary just needs to find a way to hook the Indian market on McDavid, then the economics of rigging the sport to a comical degree can make sense.
>>156446352Oilers should become the Alberta Oilers again and the Flames should be moved to Atlanta
>>156452111lmao everyone laughing at Murphy
>shartstrom is our starterMy kitties are in trouble.
>>156443706repose en paix Mark Messierhttps://youtu.be/dQHhinKxC_0?si=kHHmJpN1HOFJO_nK
>Rodger’s spends 4 billion dollars on full leafs rights>ends all other sportsnet radio shows in a cost cutting move I love monopolys thanks Canada for letting Rodger’s do this!
They just shut down the sports radio stations in vancouver and calgary bros
>>156454164You're welcome.Elbows up!
>>156454116>Marktabernac
>>156444938Jews win in the end btw
>>156454164is that why the plug was pulled on the real kyper and bourne?
>>156454460they cancelled that too? lol
>>156454241tu viens de pogner la joke mon fern, on peut pas t'en passer une
no hablo quebecanese
>>156454662>i-it was a joke!colisse
we speak english here
Here’s why ending sportsnet radio in Vancouver and Calgary is actually a good thing!
>>156454659kyper kept not so subtly letting it slip during the last week so I was wondering what was up
>>156452048mexico is more of a sumo wrestling country anyway
>>156453907Can they still make playoffs?
>>156454823c'est était une que tu me crois ou non mon méo
>>156455306They'll probably get less points than the Flames
>>156455494That's true for every team though
> Rogers/Sportsnet to no longer produce Flames games for Radio or television following Sportsnet 960 shut down.It’s over…
>>156455618maybe tsn will pick up the slack
/hoc/ should start a Flames radio show
shut the FUCK up about calgarynobody cares
>>156456457We signed nemec
>>156456457If you don't like the Flames, you should leave /hoc/
>>156456457This
>>156456457After I bought my Granny's house on the farm I found an old AM radio in the basement. There was something magical about turning on the radio and getting the real analog sound listening to Flames radio while doing the dishes.
>>156456699i was here first, so go
>>156456699Retard
/hoc/ was colonized by Calgarypuck between the time period of 2020-2021.
>>156457097invaded*i dont recognized non-whites as colonizers
SCARRRRRRR
>>156457597KWAB
>>156456842I still listen to habs games on the radio
>>156456457mods, pin this
>>156458553en français?
>>156456842That sounds so cozy
>>156456457
>>156456699Sad but true
>>156459031non
My Egypties choked hard just like my Leafies :(
>>156459713bottle like an Egyptian
>>156459713KWAB
huomenta sharks nation!
>>156459713refpucked*
>>156459836Still don’t know who that person is
>>156455007Theyre off for summer dude
>>156459807Walk like an Egyptian
>>156460067retard
>>156460289That’s you
1 like a budgyptian
>>156459713>>156460612Just like my Oilers
actually that's all of us
>>156460612>noui know who it is cause im not a retardeducate yourself son
>>156460926>knowing who some random retard is
>[Helene St. James] In two-plus months since requesting trade from Red Wings, Dylan Larkin has not expanded his list (he has no-trade clause) from Florida, Minnesota, Vegas. No offers from those teams have intrigued Wings. They want value-now players for a 1C with very favorable contract
>>156461044why are you even here?
>>156461172Why are you
>>156461141What a retard
welcome to gary's league
Welcome to the Shanghai Dragons, Dylan
>>156461261cause i can identify athletes who skatego away
>>156461408audible jej
Your gonna regret talking shit about my team, /hoc/........
>>156461614>no argument tyfyc
>>156461625Probably smells twice as good as /hoc/ does
>>156461625>laffs
>rogers shut down the radio stations with so little notice there was literally dead air
>>156461964KWAB
With Swedes you lose
>>156462113with Swedes you sneed
>have one (1) franchise legend>he runs to your biggest rivalIt's time to relocate SNES to Quebec City.
1993
/hoc/ Radio but we're shock jocks and we say and do outrageous things on-air like making girls shoot ping pong balls out of their ass
>>156459836>black power baseball fistOakland Ballers sound like a fun group of folks to hang out with
swedish franchises have NEVER won the stan lee
>>156462326>"While I wish he wasn't joining an arch rival, Alfie is forever an Ottawa Senator and the door will always be open for his return. He has done so much for our organization and community and he has my full respect."their own is a cheap cuck
>>156462352lol
>>156462394Based
>>156462394>implying anyone on /hoc/ could convince a girl to do anything but run the opposite way
>>156462909we have other fun bits like making a retarded guy get boners or having a homeless cowgirl stripper on air playing music too
it was 3-0
pozzed bitch
>"declining audience numbers and lower advertisement revenue for the decision. October to May of this past year, its Calgary sports radio station had an average of just 1,200 listeners. The Vancouver sports station had an average audience of 2,100 listeners during that same period. The company said 80 total employees are affected by the closures."was i the only one in calgary listening lol
>>156456699HOC is a Flames general, fraid so
flames? flush it down
>>156463654no one cares about a shit team and rogers doesnt give a shit about outlier retards like you
>>156461141they should not trade him and fine him every game he doesnt speak to the media
>>156463654Yeah probably because you’re a mentally ill flames fan
>>156463832>Flames are causing me to have a melty AHHHH
We should be nicer to outlier retards
>>156462326alfredsson did suck ass glad you are admitting it too.
I think pat steinberg is shit and im glad he is fired.Feel bad for the morning show guys though, they were funny
>>156464049what do i have to be mad about? rogers is doing me a service
do you think anyone from the vancouver or calgary radio station post here?
steve dangle posts here
I post here
>>156464480big, if true
the elites don't want you to know samir has been dangle all along
The Brantford boomer posts here and constantly gets baited by miggers
>>156464628>samir confirmed to be white all alongi knew it, /hoc/, is ALWAYS full of shit
>>156464480big whoop. tell me shannon posts here and i'll care
might give sharks radio a listen
shut the fuck lil dick and go suck on your mummy's titties and stop wasting my time
>>156464076No
>>156464480I doubt it
>>156464100Yes? He's a Fraudlunda fraud
just did a sloppy liquid morgan rielly
>>156465246is that what the short bus riders call marners
>>156464480steve dangle please kill yourself you fat drug addicted dork
jlmi
You don't have to love the Flames, but you at least need to respect them
>>156465326no, they call them lunch
>>156465380the logo's kinda lame but the sweaters are really nice
>>156465326The short bus is a little too long for copey
im actually sad about the 960 news, listened to them for a long long time. Do americans have hockey on the radio?
For me, its being down with the Clown until I'm dead in the ground and The Oddities https://youtu.be/ADrluo0J4IA?si=TbGEkKywILSL72ND
>>156465526The Sharks host their radio feed on their website so sometimes when I'm busy I listen instead of watch.
I wish sportsnet would take over for tsn in Montreal to get rid of all the cucks on tsn690
>>156465546
>>156465526I love my Jackies radio guy
>>156465526Can't you listen to https://www.siriusxm.com/sports/nhl/calgary-flames?
i put the tv on mute and do the pbp myself
>>156464100>laffs
>>156465526I never use the "NHL app" for anything else but the radio stuff is very good, it's free, no geolocks, none of the broadcasts I listened to were actively bad, it got me through a lot of late night restaurant closing shifts the year I did that
>>156465861/hoc/ anon from Oklahoma 918 straight go hard. I’m on dialysis man. I been to treatment in Harrisburg for the last couple of days, I’m still fuckin' here, I'm still gettin' the fuck down and I'm still fuckin' doing it lets start this shit right now! WHOOP WHOOP. My kidneys have failed me, I've been on it 9 years waiting for a kidney transplant, I have a rare blood-type I can't get a transplant right now. So, it's just a bad luck story is all it is, I'm getting back on the transplant list now, hopefully I live another 5 years so that I can get a transplant, if not, I'm gonna live life the best I can right here with the people I love.Life...Is something special that you can only have one time. Enjoy the shit out of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xKhe0EAYrk
>>156465526We have sports talk radio that talk about it hockey but mostly other sports.
i just use the radio garden app
I don't watch or listen to games. I visualize them based on /hoc/ posts
habs games on the radio have all the old hnic music, tremendous experience
>>156466104its true though poor people have 10x more fun at life
could really do with a puck or two
>>156465546What member of the habs is so disabled they need a support animal ?
>>156466148Based
>>156466075>no geo locksWow, i should check it out
>>156466315gleb
>>156466315Dogs are based
>>156466461release the new jerseys gary
>>156463654I used to when I drove a van for work. It was funny how hard the quality of the show declined after Edmonton raped them in the sweltering summer of 2022
>>156466461>announcing an announcement
I used to listen to the TSN Jay & Dan podcasts
jay and dantoolsie and andre
>>156462352
>>156447422I'm back
basedball on radio is pure comfy
>>156466558still tony
>>156466620for me, its big city ken
>>156466671the sport is extremely linear, so much so they have a stat for when people make mistakes
/hoc/ posters should have their stats tracked
>>156466674true
>>156466558Think you Gary
>>156466847the "refs" have access to those records
>>156466847I have some of the most (you)'s and GIMs (Gooning In Minutes)
I have the most fake SCAR posts
>>156466847I can bench 240 for 5 reps
also have the most amount of weed smoked
bookerman said that now that I was in the big leagues I needed to leave my previous gimmicks back in /pw/, but isn't that what got me over to begin with?
DUDEWEED
>>156467244I dont think so, that's me
>>156467259>I needed to leave my previous gimmicks back in /pw/...but were they mint?
>>156466847i think it'd be up for the lady byng with my lack of racial slurs
>>156467244>he said in a Canadian boomer thread Unlikely
>>156467244i'd win the lady byng for smoking the least
I'd win the Hart for the most racial slurs
>>156465959probably, i have satellite radio but i dont think i ever listened to it.
I'm actually the worlds first extraterrestrial /hoc/ poster
>>156466567I cant stand Jay ever since he sold out Dan
84 game season now the playoffs wont be ending until the start of july
>>156467557please, youre a baby
>>156467681season should be wrapped up in march
>>156467696*drops gloves*
>>156467681Does everybody get a pay increase to account for those 2 extra games?
>>156467842>HRR goes up by turning preseason games into regular season games>players' pay is directly tied to HRRWhat do you think retard?
>>156467636where is dan now
>>156467681i thought they were starting in september this season
Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EvC3XoshFo
I hope Gary adds enough teams and games until we get hockey all year long
>>156467842Not the retards that signed a contract
>>156467935Think I asked a simple question and got a cunty response from some fucking no life fag and am closing /hoc/ for the night again.
>>156468074>simple question That's all you're capable of retard
>>156467681gary killed the preseason for this
>game in vancouver >all the mascot children are poos
>play ocarina of time>use a guide
>>156468676Damn you're a faggot, lol
>>156468733haha
>>156467935That's not how it works retard.
>>156467973probably sucking coke off a truck stop bathroom floor
>>156467782damn son i concede
Yeah, I'm a /hoc/ manYes I'm a /hoc/ man (Ohhhh)I'm an /hoc/ ManPosts of glory,Memes of steelYour lies won't give away the truth of how I feelYou always (you) me,I feel the heat.That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
I think we need to reflect on the fact that the radio people were not able to sell hockey to canadians in vancouver and calgary
>>156469459I thought canadians gave up on hockey
>>156469459Maybe Vancouver shouldnt have made a loud mouth jeet the voice of the station
>>156469526no, we've always cared
Up in Long Island, Bud's looking down on youHis lasers trace, everything you doYou think you've private livesThink nothing of the kindThere is no true escape He reads your every postHe's made of metal, his circuits gleamHe is perpetual he keeps Trbs asshole clean
>>156469693About what?
Hate vpn swede
Preseason games are so shit players can make the team. How are shit players supposed to make the team now?
i say we need to CANCEL cancel culture
>>156469979Work your way up from the AHL
>>156470062/hoc/ has no tolerance for intolerance
>>156469930this sport wish you could say the same
>>156469974Shut the fuck up and go cry somewhere else Dangle
personally I don't think we're cancelling enoughsunbelt? cancelled
>>156470062much like slopdown was
i cancelled my wow sub today because pvp is dead
>>156468926The players collectively get paid more bitch. Whining about how the players split their pot isn't my problem
if you disagree with my worldview, you're a bigot and i hate bigots
I hate people who are intolerant of others
>>156470155>this sportBeen so long you forgot the name of it haven't you?How long has it been? Since 1993? Were you even born yet?
>>156470239that was hampage and it's still tony
>>156470369Hockey isn’t for you
>>156470315I'm playing on a private server waiting for classic+
Wrestlefags OUT
>>156470457hockey is literally for everyone though
>>156470657except bigots
wow nerds out too
>>156470318The players put 10% of their pay cheques in to an escrow account. If HRR meet the required goals, the money is returned to the players at the end of the season thus they receive their full contra ted salary. If HRRis not met, the players lose the 10%. If HRR is exceeded, the players do not get paid more, they just get their regular 10% back. The question still stands. Everyone prior to this past july 1st signed contracts under the pretense of an 82 game schedule. Will those players now be reimbursed for the extra 2 games that have been added?Fucking retard.
>>156470678sorry but those are also included
>>156470678Hockey is especially for bigots and racists. Get the hell out if you don't like it.
>>156470733...heated rivalry revenue?
>>156470842Hockey related revenue
>>156470657>>156470678Nope
Hockey is for Gary and those he chooses to share it with
>>156470733there is no escrow right now
>>156471286
>miss hockey>doesn't miss /hoc/
>>156470438it was definitely slopdown courtesy of based lachlan and it's still vince
>>156471574
>>156470371i dont need to win it all to carewish you could say the same
>>156471629this is you this is what you look like
>>156470733>If HRR is exceeded, the players do not get paid more, they just get their regular 10% back. Wrong retardhttps://sports.yahoo.com/nhl-cancels-escrow-payments-means-160300679.html>As a result, players are projected to receive the full 6% in escrow payments back, plus an additional 1.5 to 2%, meaning they will be paid around 101.5 to 102% of their 2023-24 salaries.50-50 means 50-50. Stop falling for agent propaganda
>>156471711>O B S E S S E D
>>156471913With winning? Yes.
>>156471913Accurate depiction of the geopolitical situation
I miss hockey
>>156471970>winning
>>156471856Nothing wrong with having shoko asahara level swag
>daniel Alfredson hired as laffs assistant coachlol
>>156472283I don't even know what sport that is and I don't care because it's not hockey. What is that kickball?
Me looking to watch some hockey with my /hoc/ friends
Shannon seething at Roger’s KWABhttps://youtu.be/NaQ6KwLhv1E?si=UzASxR8gGvHJ6ove
>>156472450I'd watch hockey with you :)
>>156472435You're right its euro puck
>>156472450is that banq's?
>>156472435>it doesnt countthere is the loser cope
>>156472930Hey you said it not me
>>156473107>if you lose you winok justin how is katy?
ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr canadians just get me so riled up gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
can jimmy snuggerud become a star?
>The thread somehow turned into canada cries again
bored and horny
>>156473556>indirectly replying to seethelove to see it
>>156473934Didn’t he work for the penguins
just ordered nhl merch worth of $200 and im gonna get the new jersey aswell when it drops!! thanks gary!!!
>>156473635
>>156473934>Vukie
>>156474206the better team won at the time
looks like the mildcuck is here
>>156473934Mup Da Doo Didda Po Mo
>>156473598Meet me in the sauna
>>156474395One of your many boyfriends that you think about and wait for all day?
>>156473934Soccer fever really is sweeping America
colombia - switzerland feels like im watching kings - kraken
>>156474960who?
>>156474960As if I needed another reason to stay far the fuck away from povertydive.
>>156474960>perennial first round fodder vs weaponized cap spaceGrim
> David Kampf Heads OverseasMein Kampf going back to the Fatherland for the final solution.
just ordered a jersey (it's a generic NHL logo jersey with BETTMAN on the back number 92 [the year he became commissioner])
thats it im done with this sham team and sport
>>156475722
>>156475722He became commoner in 93
>>156475722we all know what happened to gary during that sweltering summer
sex with gary
Gimmie the beat boys and free my soulI wanna get lost in some bussyhole and drift away
>>156475722based imagine wasting your money buying a jersey for some soft pusy zoomer twink couldn't be me
>>156476333Why would you beat boys?
>>156476425beat boys, the boys that beat not the action of beating boyshe wants to get abused by twinks
>>156476594>beat boysI don't want to
If Gary and Infantino fought who would win
i want to beat garyto a pulp
>>156476688Gary's rigging is amateur hour comparatively, he wouldn't stand a chance
just remembered this wonderful display of team camaraderie
>>156476890based the knights rule
>>156476890Fuck goalies
goalies are so hecking quirky chungus
>>156477173my kid plays goalie in two sports he's mostly normal just a bit of a chud
>>156476688I don't think anyone could beat Gary
>>156476688Gary of course
>>156476890Wasn't he in net when they actually won?
>>156476787gary rigged crosby to the pongs that one year pretty blatantly
>>156477312well his father posts on 4chan so we'll see how he turns out
>>156467973last I saw he was having a proper moan about mental health and hawking the most obscure betting app
>>156477312Nobody on /hoc/ has ever had sex
>>156473934So, have the two darkie on the Athletic written an article about it yet?
>>156477829bud has
>>156477915Yeah butt it was with you. So it doesn't count
>>156477727he's on a date with a girl right now
The nude female body is just like the puck, I ain't never seen it.
>>156476688gary is a lesser jew
garys parkinsons limits his heem stat
got toby keith playing as im tossing a tomahawk on the grill
>>156477915That's how he graduated from posting here
>>156478528You're gonna die like Toby Keith
>>156478138You're not missing much. Just smells and has this thing on the top that doesn't shut the fuck up
I tell people that I don't trust people with two first names hahaha
>>156478977a multimillion celebrated artist surrounded by family and friends?ok
gimmie dem pux
Shannon, and his "wife" are NOT happy about the Rogers situation.
>>156478977Toby Keith died?
>>156479347Ass cancer
>>156479487*stomach, but sad nonetheless.
this toby keith song rules and nobody talks abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2fZjZvb5s
WWE, Canadian pop punk, and stoner metal board im afraid
All shit and for retards
what's the first nhl game you went to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB0bthjGq7A
>>156479908sup samir hows the perpetual seethin' going
Rogers , Bell and Telus should be nationalised with no compensation for shareholders
>>156480096i agree, make the cbc great again
>>156479569And where the fuck do you think your stomach goes to anon?
>>156479935Penguins vs Sabres 2007 the game before the winter classic.
>>156480268That's not where he had cancer, ASSHOLE.
>>156479935blackhawks v northstars in the brisk february of 1990
>>156480550IT WAS GOING TOWARDS HIS ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.
>>156479935Don't remember but it was at the ACC and Paul Maurice was there
update i am:- finishing up cleaning a bit- heading to the bar for a couple beers with the boys at happy hour- going to costco and the regular grocery storesee you guys later
>>156480990BUT HE DIED BEFORE IT CLAIMED HIS ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE! HIS ASSHOLE WAS PURRRRRRRRRRRE!
>>156480850thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>156481154SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MAN THAT USED TO FINGER TOBY KEITH'S ASSHOLE. OKAY DOCTOR SPHINCTER
soccer game is going to a shoot out
>>156481428>scoreless draw in vancouver
>>156481428
>>156481428Gary watching and wringing his hands
>>156481428Gary won
First off-season without my nigga Charlie Kirk RIP I miss my nigga for real, he would be excited about the Flames this year
>>156481688not the mammies then? hehe ;)
>>156481688I doubt he watched the flames
>>156481799He is now
>>156481799I doubt he watched hockey desu
>>156481799He's in the situation as the flames hope and dreams
why don't they do 3v3 OT in footy
>>156481688KWABOTD
>>156482040They should give one team 5v3 for 1 minute and 33 seconds...
>>156482040Wouldn’t make sense
knights had to play 5v9 for six games
>>156482347What
>>156483083Probably another copey bitch about the reffies.
>>156483292Many such cases
watching kingpin rn
Bump
Crazy to think that if I had accepted a writer job with fan960 back when boomer and walker were the morning show they'd still be on the air today.
>>156483292>>156483466*
>>156483785Doubt
>>156483677I've got a spicy post baking for the next thread
>>156483953Can’t wait
>>156482040yet another reason hockey is superior to footy
>>156484206>>156484206>>156484206NEW
>>156484265>>156484265
hoc has the worst bakers
