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>>156468267Nombre?
>>156468267Made for my Italian cock
>>156468267Portugal, why are you so desperate to create threads?Don't reply, I'll be in the real thread
>>156468267what is this eye color called
>>156469562grey ?
>>156469819thanks
>>156468267penis status?
>>156468267dame el nombre hijo de puta
>>156468267>Imagine a world of beautiful white Scandinavian women. Nothing else. Sovl
>>156468796Es una chilena pero me.olvide el nombre, no sube nada
>>156469945feminine
>>156471099source?
>>156468267This picture is too much for a comfy thread
>>156468267why you fucking retard keep doing this shit
>>156468267
>>156477892
ERAAAAAAAAAAAAJust so we have a goal
I'm ok with extra time being a thing, but it should be 20 minutes instead of 30. 30 is too much. >>156478149A fucking chip
>>156477892I am pretty sure this guy asked me for some change this morning
sex with french girls
We can't score
I wish I had fries right now
>>156478212french with sex girls
last two digits is benuldies score
>>156478277yep, it will go forever
no era (unless you're Argentina)
Why doesn't one of the teams just score. None of you are winning anyways, especially not if you're performing like this. Fuck Colombia and their constant flopping though.
ok time for new strategies
>>156478271I bought an air fryer earlier this year, I've eaten fries 2-3 times a week since then, it's like I've become spiritually american
>>156478277>the aliens finally land
>VAR doesn’t check if it’s a pen because it didn’t happen to MessiSoccer is fucking dogshit
Flopfest
>>156468267Is this AI?
Why do these demented commentators say that was a penalty. It wasn't.
>>156473071dirtygardengirlyou welcome
>>156478442what the fuck is that
I could beat up every one of these players
>>156478149my dog would not be as polite
>>156478613please do
TROLLBAR
>>156478212
>>156478613do it, set us free
>>156478613You can't even beat stairs
>>156478508actually, var checks everything constantly, but they only inform the onfield referee if they think he may have gotten it wrong
Something happened for once
I'm more excited for my chemo therapy tomorrow than watching this match
>>156478613don't try to kick them, that grass hurt nobody
ZZZZZZZ
>>156468267>”comfy thread”>shitty coomer bait OPyou just don’t get it
>>156478757>Something happenedIt's 0:0
NO RACISM
>>156478810Don't like it either, but tbf, have you seen the match?
>>156478810how is a woman's face in the OP a coomer thread?
>>156478276So blowjobs with prostitutes?
*whistle*
>>156478810He's portugese. They're the indians of europe.
rip superhuman athlete connor murphy
>>156478741so why do they allow blatant dives through? thinking of that one argie opening his eyes and looking at the camera while rolling for example
>>156478875Women are coomer bait
Holy snoozefest man.
I don't even care anymore, neither of these fag ass team deserve the cup
this match is becoming more kino than it deserves to be
>>156478875it attracts spammers and retards who should stay in the sticky
This caused me to lose my time
Penalties better be funny at least
>>156479007thisthe OP does not need to advertise itself
>>156478991don't worry, neither is getting it
>>156478923Is it actually real? Wasnt dude injecting gold?Also>NO RACISMYou see that anons? Listen.
>>156478922>They're the indians of europewhy is this so real KEK
Why don't they just sub in a bench player and have them attack the other team's strongest player?
>>156478875But spain anon said it was a man. Would spain really lie to us?
>>156478933they can only interfere of their own like that if it's red worthylike punching a player *cough*
>>156478923Whaaaaaat. Haven't heard about him since his psychosis.
holy shit something almost happened
WHAT A SAVE
did everyone see that?
holy save
>>156478972>day 1 which is before kyoshika joins the team>november which is not a thing in the game>off-model garbage artSome frauds aren't even trying
I hope this actually makes them play
noooooo
>>156478741So it checks everything and still gets shit wrong so why does it exist?
Missed the last 10 minutes. Anything happen?
USA would booty blast both these teams
>>156479183This woman bought her ticket 500 to 3000 dollars without knowing what the matchup would be
The prospects of pens made the players care
colombia looking gassed>>156479224>>156465700
Shit 90 minutes then kino ET
Extra time was better than the entire match
>>156479252almost but no
>>156479252no
>>156479252mad saves
>>156479282Goretzka moment
>89 replies 104 minutes inI guess nobody cares about this one
>>156479255lol lmao
>>156479171I didn't play the game yet, played the demo and even after purchased I haven't went through with it, is it worth it?
>>156479224Let me see...
Just watered my garden, did I miss owt?
>>156479224wait a second...
Why don't they just tap in with VISA?
>>156479224please tell me this is a man
This is a good game but after the last one I legit do not care
>>156479327there was another one that got over 600
Is Davinson related to Varsinson?
Oh my god
>>156479327They're both Vargentina fodder tbf
>>156479379
>>156479352Yeah it's great
>>156479401A very sexy one indeed
I’m ready for the day off on Wednesday desu. Mexico-England and USA-Belgium killed me.
Messi is gonna solo whoever win this
Today i learnt they dont say mufa in colombia
>>156479373columbia hit he bar and made a good save
>>156479443Vargentina can't defend though so I still believe they could lose before the final
colombian supporters looking exalted at the 0-0 115 minutes in
>>156479327Thread gets a couple of posts every time something happens desu.
>>156479567These teams can't score thoughbeit
>>156478613Soccer players are huge pussies. I got expelled from college because this guy on a soccer scholarship fucked my girlfriend and I beat the fuck out of him in the middle of a class he was attending. Also all women are whores love from kazakststan
>>156479224>Jhennalol. I was just gonna make a post about why do they give themselves names like 'Jhonny' as stuff, it's cucked and gay
>>156479567South Americans tricked me into thinking Colombia could beat them but they've been shit, I expect a good team to beat them with how bad they've been but not these shitters
>>156479617what was his problem?
>>156479567>he still believes
>>156479625Trust in Switzerland desu.
>15 more min
i'm going to nap and watch the shootout highlight later
>>156479625what happens when a stoppable force meets a movable object?
>>156479627also because he was from Cameroon they said I was racist
>>156479657Are you aware bout how they pronounce the name of James Rodriguez?
did anyone else see reiffu at the halfway line between the huddles getting confused by all her watches?
post yfw this match so far
Christ alive just score a fucking goal.
>>156479762come on man we’re nearly there, don’t miss the best part
>>156479779a flaccid
>>156479788ok now i believe your story
>>156468796I think is jojooleon
>>156479818
It's still hot out, I'm sweating here.
>>156479735i'm so glad that i only got back from work 2 minutes ago
How can such a manlet ref be expected to keep a match under control and command the respect of the players?
this commentator is like a cheap prostitute, can't even pretend excitement anymore
>>156479818sometimes a good sometimes a shit
>106 minutes + tip with no goalI will com back in 15 minutes for penalties. That is all. Whoever wins is a free KWAB for Argentina next round anyways.
>>156479810No, why? You guys can't even say "J" so I have no clue
Someone will score at 120+5, pens will be denied and you WILL accept your fate
>>156479872Same. Thought it'd cool down with the sun gone and all the windows open but no
>>156479895wife
put me out of my misery...................
>>156479788>>156479851Blacks don’t really play soccer in the US. Nice try tho Redditors.
>>156479891m8 the 4th official is like a 150cm hotel receptionist
START RIGGING ALREADY
no other ball sport allows 120 minutes of literally nothing happeningjesus christ man
are the colombians short or are the swiss tall?
>>156479868looks like that glue sniffer from that wet house doc
>>156479929https://youtu.be/2hhmXy1XdH8?si=yhoZcQbdZzX6xIKx
please just stop this
>>156480023Yes, if you ask me
what kind of cheese to they feed the swiss keeper? he just keeps going and saving and saving and saving
These refs are insane. Just let them play for a few minutes without choking on you whistle for fucks sake.
>>156479895>>156479958Semen is being slurped like never before. Frauds are being revealed... This game is crazy!
>>156479903Just like that czech girl i looked at online yesterday
>>156480050Imagine nutting deep in her hair
imagine you are new to football and this is the first match you watch
>>156480023we swiss are one of the shortest people in europe
How is this game possibly still on
>>156480020nearly all of the Ro16 games were kino, there had to be one slurper in there
>>156479924my wife
>>156479851>now I believe your storyMe beating the shit out of that homosexual soccer player is the reason im on 4chan instead of living it up with a nice job and life. So go fuck yourself
>no goal yetAbout what I was expecting really, good that I skipped this match I guess
>>156480134If you didn't start watching football as a kid with your dad you should fuck off
>>156477892Me when I’m sitting down to eat some french fries
>>156480089Stop asking for goals
>>156480145to make us suffer
>>156480145we are all in purgatory and this game never ends
>>156480170gimi
>>156480137so then the colombos are just real short then? how short are their shortest players?
Benuldies for the benuldy god :D
>>156480156The only difference between POR-ESP and this game is Merino scoring in the extra time
>>156480064Is this a humiliation ritual? So how do they pronounce their own names? Yo onions H-honn-ee
>>156479891I mean they have women refs now so your point is moot
just tuning in, was this a slurper?
which of these two countries has the most mountains? tallest mountains?decide the winner that way
At this point I hope no one scoresAfter two hours of slurping we deserve at least a nice penalty round
CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES
>>156480303They’ve both tried it just won’t go in
>>156480286you must be crazy
>>156480050This is why my ancestors colonized Africa
>>156480137Most of your team is slav or ngubu though
When is someone going to score a point?
>>156480179so you’re an unemployed cuckold university dropout with anger issues, why are you telling us this
the swiss are real semen slupers. almost everyone here bandwagons the PL or Barca/Real/PSG and they don't care about our league
It's weird how Switzerland is pretty cool irl but absolutely despicable in football.
>>156480315Agreed you Catalonian faggot. Learn Spanish
That's the same Quintero who played the Bernabéu final with River? what went wrong?
>>156480137Atrophied from hunching over counting their mountain jew gold
>>156480334ah maybe not so bad then
>granit caca
>>156480315I'd rather it end 1-1 and we get pens, the ideal outcome
>>156480314>Colombia's highest mountain is either Pico Simón Bolívar or Pico Cristóbal Colón. Both are twin peaks located in the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta coastal range in northern Colombia. Modern surveys indicate Bolívar is the true high point, measuring approximately 5,720 meters (18,766 feet) above sea level.>The highest mountain in Switzerland is Dufourspitze, located in the Monte Rosa massif of the Valais Alps. It stands at an impressive height of 4,634 meters (or 15,203 feet) above sea level. Its peak sits exactly on the Swiss-Italian border
>>156480089
Do these people know where the goals are? Is that the problem?
jesus they really can't score
Oh my god this shit is unwatchable, all these guys suck
feels like the only morally correct conclusion to this game is a penalty shootout. and it should be one of those shootouts that goes deep into "sudden death" mode, like 10 penalties taken each and still tied
>>156480239
In cases like these the game should keep going and going until someone scores, no penalties. Even if it takes days. Now that would be entertaining to watch
*slurps*
>>156480369switzerland is nice, but the swiss are some of the most cunty people you'll ever meetand it's a frenchman telling you this
Yeah let's be honest, too many black players in the Colombia team for them to win a penal shootout.
>>156480315120 +1 for a 1-0 win it is.
>>156480375Pero qué pollas dices amerigordo
Do swiss/colombians feel anxious watching this or bored too?
>>156480353>he wouldn’t beat up a guy who slept with his gfAre all Spaniards cuckolds or just you
>there are ppl who paid for this shitKWAB
Pens are going to be 0 out of 5 for both teams
>>156480369Suisse gets absolutely mogged by Austria
>>156480497no way, at some point you just got to say enough of this shit and call it a day
RETARD
>>156480522i've sat through and also attended 0-0s and still felt the emotions so long as my team is involved.
>>156480191I skipped Argentina - Egypt just to hwar on the news Argentina magically won in the second half time after being raped by Egypt, I didn't even act surprised at this point, this WC is simply not organic. FIFAberg just wants to shill the shekel making players and carry them to the finals for new "records" and views to appeal the sponsors.
Colombia wins 4-2 in PK I bet 500 CHF
KWAB
Drug dealers vs Money launders
Haven't watched the match. Did I miss anything interesting?
I CAN'T SCORE
this can't be real
>>156480507My cousin lived in Zurich for a couple years long ago and he always tells that his neighbors used to bitch at him for flushing the toilet past 10pm
This should be suicides in the locker rooms.
>>156480549my friend I have grim news: the pens keep going after 5 if they don't score 1 more than their opponent
This game is crazy!
how did they rig it to be so bad?
sorry im not paying attention to this game im still thinking about argentinas rigging
>>156480582What rune did she put on her belly button?
>>156468796Tori Neai
what a bunch of retards
>>156480201In america that would be extremely weird and you'd probably be a really unpopular proto male feminist child if you did that
>>156480621youve missed the greatest game ever played
how the fuck do you miss thatN
this game is fucking nut (in a bad way)
>>156480582Built for SWC
lukaku would have scored that
>>156480522I am not Swiss but I am very stressed. Hop Schwyz!
>>156480671the goals are 70% of their usual size
>>156480582Is it acceptable to reject a girl because of her bellybutton?
Explain to me why they can't go into penalties?
Has there ever been match where nobody scored for the entire game?
>>156480654What if nobody scores forever?
how
what is this match
These niggas can't score
>>156480665crazy boring
>leaving the ball like that with 5 mins of extra time left in the WC knockoutsFucking xhaka is too old to do that.
>>156480822yes many. it's a sport where the 0-0 is part of the culture.
these shitters are gonna manage 0-0 in a shootout
>>156480823we're about to find out
morata would have buried that
>>156480753WMPWhite Micro Penis
>>156480814Time's not up yet
>>156480509Wot do you cunts fink innit?
i can't concentrate on the match knowing that she's there, beads of sweat rolling down the folds of her labia before being absorbed into the fabric of her underwear
>>156480822Never happened before. This is a world first. History in the making.
>>156480732wtf are you talking about
>>156480822no this will be the first time ever
the worst thing that could happen now is one of them scores and the game ends without pens
Vargentina won't even need to rig against these two absolute shitters
>>156480788Was gonna call you gay but I get it. Still gay
It's not over yet, summon the hydration break.
pens are going to go to 12 or something
>27th pen>still nobody scored>ref is visibly nervous
Do you think Katia gets sweaty in her crotch and ass in the hot and humid American weather?
Have we tried an ET auga break? Maybe thats what they need
>>156480497We had the golden gole rule back then but it made the endgames giga slurpers. No one wants to watch that.
americans be like where are the goals, I'm looking 4-1
>Faking injuries so you avoid taking a penalty during the shootoutPathetic.
>>156480814they can when the extension is over
werner would have scored there
>>156480939really blue balls moment that isi get keyed up for the shootouts, as a neutral ofc
>>156480521I’m saying you need to learn Spanish you Catalonian homosexual. That chatgpt version you just hit me with only proves my point. Stop being a crybaby and join the rest of Spain. I know what you are
>>156480896kek
>>156480922why there's a nigger playing for japan
Why is there no hydration break in extra time?
>>156480969yes, see >>156480922
If somebody could score that'd be great.
it's like FIFA threatened all their families before the match to not score
Warioware mini game soon
>>156480922Shes tiny
>>156480969no, she uses Rexona
diogo jota's lifeless corpse would have slotted that in
>>156481030Real missed opportunity there, someone should inform FIFA
everytime theres a slurper fifa should institute corporal punishment for the entire team
What an absolute horrendous game
he's coming off but he's going to miss his team and fly off into the crowd
>>156480939shouldn't have said it out loud
our co-commentator has yawned like 3 times during the game kek. like proper yawns with smacking the lips afterwards and everything. he must think the microphone doesn't pick it up
>>156481020No sé qué cojones te has fumado pero ok ermano
Watch as this turns into one of those shitty shootouts where everyone scores because the keeper never comes close to saving and it ends on the 5th pen being skied over
Imagine faking an injury near full time because you wanna avoid taking a penal
Random argentina fan appears
>>156480822>>156480823Does watching this sport with Americans feel like watching it with an annoying child?
>>156481031We posted almost the same post less than 30 seconds apart. Great minds do think alike, my fellow sweaty girl ass enjoyer
>MinaIt's so fucking over
>Random argie in the standsWhat's he plotting?
We are 30 minutes over a in a 0-0. Mercy kill it already.
>>156480507The Swiss are, by a huge margin, the most inscrutable and perplexing of all westerners. I can understand East Asians easier than I can understand the Swiss
columbia have hotter trannies, therefore should win
>>156478810Comfy threads are just for us with toasters that explode from stickies
>>156480822superb bait
>>156480969>>156480922Imagine giving her a red card if you know what I mean.
SEMEN STATUS?
Are they all just too good or just too bad?
>>156480338It was a huge slurper. Nothing happened but that early Oyarzabal miss and Nuno Mendes hitting the post.
Horrible match fuck this ref
Nice of FIFA to put a cheeky bit of totty on the touchline to hold up the +1 board
Swiss won't lose because they have a White keeper.
Colombia is going to choke with the fucking swiss isnt?
>>156481206Hes the official scout for the next game
>>156480507can confirm
>>156481161I don't have a 3D screen so why is that nose still in my face?
Will be interesting to watch a shootout where I give literally 0 fucks who wins
>>156481246Delivered
>>156481106lol
Even the ref is bored
>>156481246We're drowning in it
Slurper of the decade
>>156481224this. they also have bigger cocks
>>156481257This is abysmal.
>>156481173I explained to my GF what the offside rule was 5 times and she still doesn't get itI imagine it's like that
What a shite game I'm glad whichever team wins this gets fucked next round
>>156481246Hydrated
>>156481279we lost already bro
>>156479895S-source?
>>156481212think of swiss cantons as giant HOAs and it starts to make sense
>>156481246SLURRRRPED
>>156481173yes
>>156481206just chilling
are columbia the last good guys
>>156481161that's a man
>>156481246These guys can't even slurp it properly.
Benalites
both of these teams deserve to be out for this match...
penalties
BENULDIES :DDDDDD
>this disasterclass is ending on penslopgreat
>>156481311I think I would prefer the famed Colombia - Argentina those sudacas have been shilling for weeks
BENULTIES DDDDDD
Sure was a match
BENULDIES :DDDDD
>penalties after 0-0best decision of the day was to skip this shit
this match was the fucking everest of slurping
>>156481393
WHO WILL STUTTERSTEP???
>>156481246
Where's the blacks per teams graph?
Hydrate. Now.
Riggi will not even need to rig against these shit teams (he will anyway)
>>156481422makes you wonder how all these balkanniggers cope growing up there
START SNIFFING FOLKS!!!!!!!!!
In the Egypt - Argentina game they showed crowd shots like this.Were there any like it this game? Wondering if they'd be playing games on the phone instead.
the slurper of the century
>>156481408We're all on the same sinking diversity ship brah
Where's the pentalty graph?
>>156481206He's happy as hell both teams are getting worn out.
I miss Japan and Bosnia
maybe stick that lad who missed the huge chance at the back of the penalty rotation
>>156481300It's funny to see how the 'upper class' of so many of these countries is basically white(the elite athletes and the people who can afford to travel for it)
>>156481527Diaz
>>156481515I nope'd out after the first half. Feeling vindicated 2bh.
>>156481527You already know the answer
>inb4 every player flops during their PKs
we can't shoot penalties
>0-0 a.e.t.patrician game
>>156481433What does puto mean
>>156481578yep, they are in for some serious pegging from messi
>>156481246we can't slurp this much
>>156481565memes aside few things feel as nice as chugging ice cold milk
>>156481380your gf sounds stupid tbqh
0 - 0 Fucking hell, what a terrible game and I only started watching at extra time. These niggas don't want to really win it fr.
>>156481565>>156481679
Post yfw when benuldies
>>156481119I smoked your Catalonian mother’s pussy. Stop pretending you are a rebel and join the rest of Spain. I notice you aren’t denying being Catalonian. Even tho I live in America I’m more Spanish than you. Fuck off
>Mina on to miss his penKinooooo
Granit Xhaka will carry this.Sorry Colombia you are cooked.
Get your bets in anons. Winner gets rexona wife
ponder the aromas in a bogota colombia town square
>>156481666Google not working?
>>156481666faggot
>>156481679Ok Homelander
>>156481636Ive been watching some wimbledon and the rich cunts in the posh boxes all look the samesame hair and clothing and same arrogant expressions every one of them
>>156481436I got sodomized REPEATEDLY by colombian trannies while I was sick in bed in bogota, they are a dishonest and wicked people not "good guys"
>>156481422>whats that
>consults the chartswitzerland wins this
>>156481661Absolutely. There should be more 0:0 and penalties.
>>156481679>ice coldtoo cold
>>156481666in that context they're calling someone a faggot
>>156481666you already know, satan
>>156481683she's not, too>>156481679
just draw straws to take pens you fuckin pussies
what a semen slurper of a game
what language do the swiss speak with eachother?
>>156481726
should i watch the argentina egypt game after this? couldnt watch it earlier, i know the result obviously
>last game in canada>slurpfest
>>156481422I suppose. I lived there for 3 months and they still confuse me. Every other European country I’ve been to, even ones that are in theory more culturally distant like Ukraine, make a lot more sense to me.The country itself is great, it’s the locals I can’t figure out, and everyone I meet there is another foreigner.
>>156481666Guy who gets paid to have sex with hot latinx women
reminder that colombia lost to >us at a WC penalty shootout
Chicken theigh soup im making6 chicken theighs2 chicken boullion cubes3 bay leaves3 cloves garlic2 onion halves6 dried Guajillo peppersa bunch of cumin1 cinnamon stickblack peppersaltsome sugar
>>156481666It's a type of bean.
>>156481206Rooting for the South American bros or trying to pick up Colombian qts
>>156481679This man knows
>>156481780WHAT'S COOLERTHAN BEING COOL
>>156480717Are you sure? I don't think so.
>>156481697Maybe watch your 28-3 garbage
>>156481849all these refs are oompa loompas
just tried to skip forward on the stream and realised it's live
STV commentators laughing at how miserable the game has been
Hard luck Colombiasisters
>buffstreams is deadITS OVER
>>156481719Switzerland's key to victory.
The Swiss should cheese this
>>156481823Deutsch
>>156481726>why did i watch this
>>156481900My gf has been relentlessly mocking them all game
>>156481776Black countries don't suffer the debuff.
>>156481822Not like the rollercoaster of excitement that was spain vs Portugal
keeper covered mouth, red
>>156481558>>156481614
>>156481935the colombians should c(h)oke this
>>156481726So far all the penalties have gone against my team. Colombia win then i guess.
if I took a pen I think I'd try to aim for the centre
>>156481823used to be french or german (the romands with the allemands, whatever was more convenient) but now english is easier
who's this twink and where's sommer
why are the refs all manlets
Jesus it's happening. Everybody calm the fuck down!!!
>>156481951ssounds most plausible
>>156481728shut up dude no one cares>>156481780I woke up in the middle of the night once and chugged milk straight from the bottle, with my mouth all dried out and everything, it was DISGUSTING
>>156482029its where the goal is yeah
Alright, the Swiss team has a DILF, rooting for him then.
>that tiny tiny tiny swiss section in the stands
>>156481865>theighYou mean thigh?
>Goal scoredFucking finally.
can someone explain why haarlan is being posted everywhere?
WHOM DOES ALLAH FAVOR
>>156482101teighe
>>156482029Id just blast it as hard as I possibly could and it goes where it wills
ALBO MISS
>>156482059Oh so another Catalonian. Kys faggot. And go back
1/1 stutter steps, albeit a mild one
i want to congratulate Switzerland for being involved in 2 of the worst games of the WC so far
I know Mojica from La Liga. I think he plays for Mallorca. He's alright.
>>156481865why do you put cum in your soupfreak
>>156482125He is a meme
>>156482037how many non-swiss do you have? didn't you used to have loads of albanians? still sad that you choose to speak english ngl
>>156482125
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Good pen that
>>156482029I'd just toe kick that shit as hard as possible
LOL
>>156482125Have you ever heard of 'memes' before anon
>>156481999In giggled
OOF
wew
El Albaniano almost missed that.
No matter who "wins" Vargentina has it free.
>>156482207mmm
Oh Jesus it's a black player, it's so over
proper brexit kick that
Lucky duck
fucking congolombians
>>156482162Ben Kingsley researching a new role
>>156482217Vile, disgusting creature.
Fuck it, let's keep the penalties going forever too, while we're at it
>>156482242Based. How will the keeper know where I kick when I don't know myself?
>>156482125Women find him attractive men find him cool
vinicius missed
>Black player>Stutter step>MissSo it begins.
lol what was that
>stream behindi hate this world cup
jesus love whoever wins more
MISS
Unusual
>swiss are better at pens than us
oh cmon
its over lol
>>156481776How is this so true lmao
Black bros...
>>156481977oh dear
lol
>N
>first black player misses
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME STOP IT YOU FUCKING RETARDS YOUR PAID MILLIONS
Hello saaars
It's over.
>>156482296Kek ffs WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM!
>>>>>>>>>>niggers
He’s getting shot.
what is with blacks and penalties?
>>156482037grim
>Black penalty takersalright ,this isn't a meme anymore. Why cant they score?
I find fascinating how you can immediately tell who's going to bottle it already while they're approaching
>>156482242quansah, why haven't you left mexico yet?
VAR
>>156482296Like clockwork lmao
>>156482125he's the it boy of this wc
nigga bros....
>>156482376Yes because we can play the sport and we don't care about this retarded minigame
DONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, PLEASE SAVE US
Most peculiar
>niggers>freekicksits like shaq and freethrows
>>156479895who
HAHA NEGROS STILL CAN'T MAKE A PENALTY
uhm, maybe melanated individuals should just not take pens?
>>156481776>>156481977kek every time
literally the least likely thing to hit and he hit it
FARC bros....
Centre back going 2nd is also a retarded idea
>dark skinned humanoids in order to not crumble under pressure
he knows his life is forfeit
Nobody ever looks at England's Euro penalties apparently.
>Switzerland using their white players firstBig brained.
>>156482506Rudiger can
>>156482547I'm just laughing I mean WTF
>>156482424>us>flag
>>156482605true art
3/4 stutter steps
>>156482578kek
>the Sambo Stutter
seriously why the fuck do they let ngubus take PKs?
Literally all you have to do is not miss the net
>>156482658Cartels will get his ass
Swiss player just threw it in casually lmao
>swiss keeping
>>156482511It's amazing isn't it
is it even worth turning on the tv to watch the pens
Why can’t they penal
>>156482713Colombia>jesus jesus jesus - ack
>>156482578NETANYAHU IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE DEPORT SNEAKO
that was close
>>156482713colombia pretty much only has black players, a handful of exceptions.
that one wasn't black enough
this shit is just coinflip
Lucky
>>156482745nah just assume evro gods won again
HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
that was horrible
>>156482376The next one lmao
uh oh
OH NO NO NO>NGUBU
I feel no tension at all.
This has to be a skin issue.
>Sending out a black guyoh no no no
KWAN
>>156482566Okay maybe you guys are right I'm sorry
don't say it, /sp/
>ack-anji
BLACKED
AHAHAHA every time
it just keeps happening
WHAT IS IT WITH AFRICANS AND PENALTIES MAN
omfg lmao
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
TO THE MOON
retarded penalty
Some of the worst Penalty kicks i've seen in a while.
BLACKS CAN'T SCORE
Black "Swiss" player steps up and I'm thinking Oh wait, Colombia might be in with a chance here Holy kek
Oh my fuck
LMFAO this fucking game
>another niggerball
Lmao Akanji you missed your pen against us in the Euros 2 years ago too. This was your fuckin chance to redeem yourself you absolute shitter. You deserve to be in Seria A you suck
ITS ALWAYS THE BLACKS
>NOGS
N
>black playersThe word your looking for is defenders. Defenders understandably suck at spot kicks
Is there a biological explanation for this?
NIGGERS CANT INTO PENAL AAAAHHHH
>so concentrated on his stutter step he misseslove when it happens
KEK
WHAT THE FUCKWHY CAN'T BLACKS SCORE
is the ngubu curse real????
this penalty shootout is very much in the spirit of the game kek
>>156482605I remember in the 2006 World Cup final, the French team had a tactic to knock the ball in off the crossbar during their penalty shootout. I thought it was a brilliant idea, although it really didn’t work. They all tried it, though.
lmaooo
>>156481977looooooooooooooooooool
Why can't brown take pens?
nice save
that one was too black
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
AFRICAN'T
>Black kickers
Give it to the black guy he’ll scorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLDfUgZGnHs
Oh wonderful save that
fucking hell, doesnt get worse than that
I'm fucking dying
WHAT A TWAT
WHY ARE THE CENTRE BACKS SO EARLY!!!!!!!!! IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS FFS
Why does it keep happening lmao
The lions are 1/3 so far…
n-word
these penalties will go forever
>a 漢字
this swiss keeper is good
>>156483067That doesn't explain why they can't even HIT THE NET
BÄRENSTARK
Parque Lleras sisters....
How hard is it really to score a penalty? What did Cristiano Ronaldo understand that these niggas lack?
He fucking blew it. Did he even aim for the goal?
GO WHITEBOI GO
why don't they just aim for the corner?
to think this kwab was playing with the goat....
teams that didnt make R16whats your excuse
Why blacks can't score pens?
wow a white guy scored? im surprised
Whyteboys can shoot!
>>156483067if defender bad...then why defender kick?
>>156483256where does he play im assuming /bundes/
>>156483070same reason /blackqbs/. they're picked because they're fast, the mental part is... not there
>>156483380Ngubu seething lmao
Penalties are always so cruel
>random asian among the colombian fans
>>156483283Because they spend the majority of their time training to clear the ball as far as possible. If you play the sport you know penalties aren't as simple as they seem
>>156483349Too risky. It's better to just shoot as hard as possible. Like the first shooter from Colombia
>>156483430thats sarcasm you tard.
>>156483451YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
Are Colombian and Swiss posters ok?
vargas can't score
>>156483328Only shitters can score penalties. GOATs like Messi and African strikers miss them all the time.
diaz is quite ugly
Glad Luis Diaz didn't miss
>>156483403Yeah he's the Dortmund keeper
>score>kiss your goaliecute
Are benched players allowed to shoot or just the ones who were in the match at end of game?
>>156483430do i need to add *this is sarcasm* for the under 100iq
Coffeebros...
>>156483451if only they had 120 mins + tip to do something about it
>>156483487Want to have a pic of my hairy legs?
boring game but congrats switzerland
>Switerzland neutralized Colombia
it's over
>>156483528Benched no
>>156483406The white man marches on
so the most boring cocksuckers are in quarterfinals ....
NEW>>156483364>>156483364>>156483364>>156483364
HAHAHAHAHASWISS WON YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
what a douche that 17 is
>>156483397for colombia no clue for switzerland apparently no one else wanted to step up so akanji did if the commentator is to be believed
good game everyonewell done
Damn...... I mean, LOLOLOLOLOLO WE EUROPEANS WIN UEFA DOMINATION GET REKT
>>156483528
How do you say "it's over" in Congolombia?
the Ngubu Curse foretold it
generally euro commentating for soccer is better for regular time but it is terrible during penalties
Yeah this was a horrible game, right down to the penalties.
Teams really need to reconsider their stance on letting black players take penalties. I don't care if that's "racist", it's a fucking fact.
KWABat least we have hot Colombian trannies here
>>156481776
Messi will curb stomp our pussy
THE SWISS WIN 0-0THE CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET!
TOTAL EVRO GOD VICTORY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH/elite/ chads report in
Thank fuck it's over
SUUUUI
>>156483525wholesome. I sympathize with goalies the most in penalties
The chart is undefeated holy shit
Suisse wins! they will face the winner of argentina - egypt in the next round
>>156483683GONORREA
>>156483594You're so funny>>156483614Seething thirdie supporter
>>156483451penalties are literally the most honest way to winalmost impossible to rig, a test of pure skill and strength of mind.
>>156481776Well well well
>>156481776>>156481977ALL HAIL THE CHART
the most fucking boring teams possible (SUI, ESP, BEL) all fucking advanced.so the trick is to either be meme, or slurper, huh?
I was told Colombia had a real chance to win it allWhy are south americans such filthy liars?
Quarter finals are looking very European
Cheesebros got the W.
switzerland vs egypt next
>congolombian penaltiesEvery fucking time.
>>156483614Switzerland might slurp argentina to death at least
>>156483732Nah Argentina's defensive unit is fucked
WowI feel nothing
We’re going to play Switzerland aren’t we, we always play Switzerland
Are you enjoying the 2026 Euros
>>156483835If riggi got a more fair bracket, it would be even more european
Swiss keeper is elite he didn't even look stressed
>>156483833Belgium are boring?
fucks sake, the best matchups never happencolumbia would have been energised against argentina, the swiss will just tamely roll over
>>156483956think it's nice they let egypt, southern spain, and western italy in
>>156483955The swiss are not getting past riggi
>>156484012before they rekt >us, yes.
>>156483833If you don't concede goals then you've got a great chance of winning the whole thing but it means boring slurper matches
>>156483956Don't worry, riggi will get the trophy
>>156483833Belgium have been involved in 2 of the most kino games of the tournament
>>156484012Yes, US keeper had to sacrifice his career and reputation to make sure it wasn’t a slurper (hero)
Imagine celebrating after that game. They should just file out of the stadium silently
>>156484085meh, they’re competent at least and Argentina are volatile. There’s a small chance
>>156484077False. Colombia is shit, switzerland can compete.>>156484173>0:0 badGo watch other sports, midwit
>>156483833Have you tried being good at football?
>>156483815They're certainly primal, the entire competition get distilled to what you used to do as a kid, kicking a ball against a wall with your brother/friend as a goalie
CEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMESCOME ON
>>156484310no. the team has always sucked. but not everyone else has to.
>>156484255I called him riggi for a reasonthe swiss are not getting past
>>156483974Our boy is built differently
>>156483955You wanted /eite/ to do well
NEW WORLD MUTTS SEETHING AND CRYING JUST LIKE YESTERDAY
>>156483956no>>156484012yes. They only looked good against the USA because they had a point to prove
>>156484298It was more about the 5 shots on target in 120 minutes
>>156484619you sure are posting a lot.
>>156483834low trust society>>156483940why would you?
>>156484085If it wasn't rigged, i would consider switzerland the favorites in that matchup. But argies will get a lot of help from refs.
>>156484619do we let the last one think they have a chance?
>>156484683Don't worry this piece of shit thread is about to be archived
what do you think are the best goal songs of the tournament?
