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>>156485008good evening, /copalib/here is my contribution for the day S2
MACACO LOUCO BE STRONGWE STAND WITH YOU
I thought colombia was good, so good they could beat us, what happened?
KILL YOURSLEF MACACO CHOTO
Argentina should just lose already or else I'm gonna get addicted to the endless merdestino seething
>>156485219>>156485311Bueno, siendo serios, esta selección logró para lo que estaba. Terminamos con el suplente de rosario central, un tipo que juega en segunda en España, un 9 que juega en el betis, un tipo que juega en la MLS, uno que lo echan de riber cada 6 meses HAJAHAHAHAHAHAH. Yo sí creo que hicieron más de lo que podían. Aquí los van a matar, pero llegaron a una final, luego clasificaron al mundial cuando al último no fueron y llegaron a octavos. Yo no festejo, pero ahí están los resultados y la realidad de Colombia. Hace 5 años no eramos ni mierda jajajajaja
we did it again
>>156485008Rude and unwarranted
Didn t watch the gameDid Culombia broke at least one swiss player?
>>156485308We weren't actually that good.
This Colombia was better than 2014 Colombia according to “experts”
>>156484976GRACIAS GUERRREROS
>>156485200rayan > estevão > vini jr > endrick >
Such a shame, could've used some goalscorers
Remember to apologize to Borjita
>>156485584is santos borre still decent? he just went back to river
>>156485349So what now?
NEGROS DE MIERDA PARECEN CUCARACHAS QUE SE AMONTONAN EN LA BASURA
>>156485349>hicieron más de lo que podíanGanarle a Ghana, Congo y Uzbekistan era LO MINIMO
>>156485786If they hire a Colombian manager, it’s fucking over. If they keep lorenzo or bring an argie, then maybe we could keep playing decent footy without achieving anything
>>156485008the truth is argies are the only ones with enough balls and talent to deal with france or spain, if you don't reach the final it's ogre
>>156485975Do you like Argies' balls?
>produce a good center forward >187cm tall>19 yo>what if we made another wingerjust nuke CBF already
>>156485975The most important thing in life is to be /strongmind/
>>156486089having the GOAT also helps
Comlombianos cagones, they were already planning the game with the narigones before even getting past the medikit teamabsolute deserved eliminationAlso my only hope is for Argensimios losing on semis or the final. Their rigging is disgusting
>>156485975>argiesone particular argie, let's face it's a team slightly better than colombia with the #1 player in history
>>156486191>they were already planning the game with the narigones before even getting past the medikit teamnot on here at least. the mood was very conservative.
>>156486076>CBFthat's literally how he played since he started
>Win against a bunch of mid to low tier teams and tie with probably the shittiest Portugal has ever beenIt was over the nano second the penalties started
>>156486240slightly better is a stretch, they raped us last year without messi
>>156485899If they bring an argie it will be the same as Lorenzo and Pekerman. 0 TITLES. We need an European
>>156486013some of them
>>156486360shut up you need diniz
>>156485008unironically butthurt that congolombia lost, if it wasnt going to be us, i wanted them to win it
>>156486360Europeans will try to make us play like portugal in El Alto. Only argies understand what is needed.
>>156486628We can take that title away from them too
>>156486966we have everyone beat in that department
>>156486785World cups and Copa Americas arent play in el alto. We need a modern coach that will make us play modern football, once for all.
>porteños getting fucked up by the police in the festejoskek what a good day
so whats the excuse for Colombia this time?what did the manager said?
It's like gordaska but actually pretty and without an annoying voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO6jmUS7pJ4
maligno trying to start something... bro we're despondent
im getting banned again
>>156487176I cant argue with that, young Sara Salazar Is the GOAT
>>156485550Carlo should have never subbed him out.
Gordaska seems to be a little unrefined
>>156487653Good.
>>156487703*fart*
fuck a.nalya renuncio lorenzo?
im still thinking about this
>>156487812fucking how
>>156487812>>156487958congolombian dna, you'll never understand.
>>156487812This and THAT penalty are fucking unforgivable, Chokelombia continues unto eternity
>h-heh, if you didn't have messi you wouldn't have won...They don't know what else to criticize about us.
Villa would've scored that one and Colombia wouldve playing Argentina in Cuartos
>the mufa thread from la mona got archivedKWABOTYWABOTY
>>156488410kek
>if we lose the best 4 teams will all be euros
>>156488547What a fucking disasterHow do you realistically get this continent to get their shit together
>sister saw a picture of ALASKASS on my downloads folderits over
>>156488547Incorrect.
>>156488547There's still Morocco, in theory, for now.
>>156489063they will not commit the crimei will not raise my expectations
3 green flags in a row is a fart, and we've got 4 in a row that's a fart and a toot
So after today it's clear Sudaca football is in crisis, and we need to do something. What do you guys think about Copa América extension to CONCACAF? Maybe we could make it a routine of inviting Australia, Japan and the winner of the last AFCON to play together. We need to stop UEFA at all costs.
>>156489199The Copa America will be hosted here cause it makes them more money.How would playing against CONCACAF improve our level anyways?
>>156489199first we get rid of alejandro dominguez, cartel style
>>156489199We should become a rugby continent.
>>156489327Not vertically improving per se but horizontally, as in, making us more used to play against different football styles, even if the teams are not technically superior to us. The point is getting used to what is different in order to increase tactics repertoire.
>>156486628
>>156488779
Why is riggi so villainous?
>>156489702Those tits are melting
>>156489749I can only image this will repeat but Trump will be the one behind Messi.
>>156489578
>>156489199The reality about sudaca footy is this: to have good teams you need world class players, and we don’t produce them anymore. We have to wait for a yuro team to have interest in them and rescue the players from the cruel destiny of playing in South America, and even then, we have to be lucky for the guy not to be a retarded fuck who will prefer the night life over his career i.e Jhon Duran, Kendrick Paez etc. Take for instance Colombia Carrascal, Castaño, james, Jhon Cordoba, Campaz, Ospina, Montero all players that don’t add any value to this team, yet they were called. Brazil preferred to call neymar a retired bum over a real striker, paraguay is a team full of literal shitters, same Ecuador with enner falencia. Argies on the other hand, if you are not in Europe, you don’t have a chance in the NT unless you are a young promise. They made an exception with WC winners. I make fun of riber and the transvegan shit, but honestly most players in this hemisphere are bums who happened to have talent when they were young and become trash after they turn 25. The only solution is to invest money in young academies of major clubs as in europe, and modernize the whole system. >you are a fat fuck who plays for envigado? Well you won’t get paid and we will bring a youngster who at least isn’t a fat fuck
I want to thank all our monobros for supporting argentina today
>>156490091My pleasure.
>>156490091i only watch messi so he can give me more material to hate on neymar
>>156489904this is why i can't buy RAM sticks
MussoMolina-Romero-Lisandro-TagliaficoPaz-Paredes-MacAllister-BarcoMessi-LopezLast chance to save this fraud team
>>156490132You must have exabytes of material then.
>>156490083And to continue, let’s stop playing with home advantage. Seriously it fucks up the whole competition. Bolivia shouldn’t have played the international playoff. Venezuela should have gone, they would have played way better.
>>156485550i really like him, estevao and endricki think the advantage for rayan is that he played a long time for vasco, and that builds character early rather than playing for rich-club palmeirasalso diniz is responsible directly for revealing and polishing a ton of talent, you gotta give it to the guy (bruno g, rayan, gabriel sara, antony, andré, and now bidon)
>mogs abuelotti
>>156490583diniz my beloved<3<3
>Colombia is shit >Millos is fucking colosal dogshit Life is eternal suffering.
>Colombia always had lots of good fowards but the rest of the team was shit>the one time they have a good team they dont have a fowardsad! this and the final with Argentina were probably the only chances for your golden gen to win something
>>156490583unironically, yes. he should be the one in charge of the selecao (especially youth development) and was not given enough time.
>>156490392Venezuela should have lost in groups or to Iran, conmebol is a joke.There are 7 spots, 7, let them play in mars.
>>156490690>AlwaysFalcao is the only good one.
>>156490690>alwaysall of them are a bunch of cagones
>>156489904Why I cant fuck a girl like that?Why I cant even fuck at all? Why do I have to born in this shithole
>3 yellow flags in a rowthat's a linea de merca
>>156490690didnt their 9 just score 40 goals this season? better than 90% of world cup 9s
>>156488020>>156487958Campaz shits himself, but this sub was retarded, he can only play on the left side, Lorenzo took Arias (the best of the match) to put Campaz in on the wrong side.REally low iq move.
It's honestly impressive how all the commentators literally gave up on the game after Norway's second goal, meanwhile Argentina scores 3 in 13 min, amazing how little faith everyone had in our NT this time.
lmao, why are they like this?
>>156490970Lorenzo changes Arias EVERY SINGLE GAME no matter what he does. What is his fuckin problem?
don't worry culombiabros you'll do great in your next match
>>156491145Thank you bro
>>156490157skinny lopez as a target man or something
>>156491145good luck against suiza. You'll need it.REally hard team, they eliminated France in eurocopa, and Italy in the qualifiers.
>>156488283Jimenez?
>>156491097Or at least put a right extremo like Kevin Serna. (wasn't even called).
>>156491526>those arms>that face
>>156491568Susi thinks she's still 30 when she's actually closer to 90
>>156491598With a pussy of a 20yo
What do we do now coffeebros
>>156490605
>>156491656hire Dorival.
>>156490157Idk how you save face after a fraud like todayArgentina is robbating descaradely
>BUT MUH COLOMBIAN UNDEFEATED RUN
>>156491735I wish I was that girl
>>156491797Honestly presents sucks>can’t get a ticket for the NT in Barranquilla because they give all the tickets to revendedores and there’s a high risk of getting scammed, added to zero excitement because we have 7 spots >All copa americas will be hosted in the US now and I can’t even go because I don’t have a Visa. >Boca has been trash for years and everyone tells me to support my local team, which I do, it’s a baseball team. >Junior is decent, but they are a joke in Libertadores. Not worth watching those frauds>Brazil is shit now, the only good team in South America is Argentina now, and even they’re playing like shit>Football now has 4 quarters, 5 replacements, you can’t cover your mouth, VAR and many other things that make it almost a complete different sport Idk bros, this wc might have broken me. I don’t have the strength to keep tolerating this timeline
>I decided to take a nap and watch the game later because I thought it would be a easy win for Colombia>they ended up losing against SwitzerlandJesus Christ. I was hoping to see you nigs winning against Argentina. Fuck. I don't want to see France or Argentina winning again.
>no footy tomorrow
>>156485349Sorry, I don't speak beaner. Can I get a tldr?
>>156492294i won't read that brick.Also you should fade it, is a namefagg.
>>156485349tl;dr chat shit get banged
Went to bed a 12am and I just woke up. What did I miss?
rig
>>156491656Mileroticos?
>>156492403Your chance or being successful at life
>>156491772Yes yes we robated you in your match vs Cabo Verde
>>156492099Aren't you a Sao Pablo fan too?Anyways >ColombiaLol, I gave up on them in 2010, came back on the 2014 and when they lost 6-1 and 3-0 I realized this team is a fuckin joke, not worth to involve emotionally when they are not going to give anything back. >Copa AmericaEven if you had a visa is not worth going to it, football is shit, fans are chicanos and illegals, tickets are expensive, and as I said above, they do not give anything back. People today payed 3000 dollars for this shit show, you can go to Europe or Brasil with that money.>BocaLol, you are fucked>Burrior And copalibYeah, Copalib is now Copa du Brasil, so just enjoy winning local trophies, I think >we can win a few more stars >Football now has 4 quarters bla BLA BLAWatch European football, they won't fall for this bullshit
>>156492706Us being shit doesn't take away from the fact that the softest midfield foul was enough for a legitimate Egypt goal to get VAR'dIf it weren't for Argentina there would be no conmebol team left but you guys are robbating hard, they're inclinating the field every game
uh-oh
Caga secos
I say that but I remember Naciomal inclinating the field everytime they faced a small team like Bella Vista or Rocha FC in a final for the Uruguayo, and I knew and didn't care back then so idk
they hate us cause they aint us
>>156492949I mean it was a foul, but there were a couple of counters the reff stopped with little fouls,
>>156493005Gonna snitch Barracas central with the FBI
>>156493144Di Maria was their undercover agent all this time
>>156486331>implying winning against Brazil means anything
who are """"""""they""""""""?
>>156493005It's fake btw.
>>156493311You think someone would go online and spread lies?
>>156493336I do it all the time.
>>156493363I don't think you're even Argentinian
>>156493290the vozinhas in my head
>>156493373Das right, I'm Italiano.
DARA RARAN DARAN DARANUNA BERETTA PARA SEGURIDAD
>la mona is a community notes tranny oh no no no no
>>156493472does he play for vasco?
Since there is no fuchibol today, we should all watch Widow's Bay
Dropei curb, muita piada com Jesus. Judeus são porcos demais
>>156493611imma play o morador del mal
>>156493712¡Detrás de ti, imbécil!
>>156485337Miss Piggy
>>156493563explain
>>156494031The explanation:
rate my goats
>>156494428a better pic
>>156494428they would beat current selecinha
James é solidário, corre pra caramba e joga pro timePq os colombianos odeiam ele?
>>156494031on xitter you can request community notes on a post, and to see which ones were suggested you have to apply for it, which la mona did kinda like being a janny but even more embarassing
>>156495313for the same reasons your kin hates neymar, who is your best player since r9
FAZ ESTEVAOFAZ ESTAVAOCOLOCA A ESTRELA NO PEITO DA SELECAO MEU FILHONAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASSIM NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQUEEEEEE BELEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOMO DIRIA EIN CROATA "AICTEZKT EGHS VZEG EN OVAJ"
>>156495418Li com a voz do Cléber Machado
>>156495412James sweat blood for the NT, he run and play well, he dont miss a single match3 months ago Neymar was doing sushi parties batucating bombos and pandeiro until 5 AM and then waking up at 2 PM eating mcdonalds and running for 15 minutes just to post a picture on instagram pretending he was taking care of himself
>>156495434mas era o based Milton Leite que fazia as brincadeiras do>Como se diz em Norueguês: skjønnhet han bommet på det fordømte målet!Se o juiz fosse japones até japonês ele falava>AQUI OLHO PRO JUIZ E FALOU "NAO TOCA NI MIM NAO TOCA NI MIM">OU COMO DIRIA EM JAPONES >O TA SOKUTI KATE OROTICO
There's a pic of a perro that makes culombians seethe on twitter and instagram
>>156495451>James sweat blood for the NT, he run and play well, he dont miss a single matchneymar too, he was crying after the game ended>3 months ago Neymar was doing sushi parties batucating bombos and pandeiro until 5 AM and then waking up at 2 PM eating mcdonalds and running for 15 minutes just to post a picture on instagram pretending he was taking care of himselfthat's just slander and gossip, what matters is what he does on the field and he's the only one that scored vs norwaymeanwhile vini went to take the pen and ended up chickening out
>>156495486I need to see the perro now
Bom, já tivemos o Neymar hipotético que levaria a seleção pra final. FalhouTivemos também o Vini Jr goleador e decisivo. FalhouTivemos o Endrick hipotético que saiu do banco pra virar a história. FalhouE nao menos importante tivemos a Familia Ancelotti e o Italiano Mais Brasileiro do Mundo(TM) levando a seleção pra conquista do mundoAgora é a hora do Estevao hipotético levar a seleção ao hexa em 2030.
>>156495554>neymar too, he was crying after the game endedHe was crying he wasnt sweating, running and giving assistsStop trying to bait me at 2 AM narigon
I'm listening to the latest Megadeth record. It's very good, 9/10.
MLS teams will start competing in Libertadores and you'll kick us out when we win too much.
>>156495650he was crying because even though he scored, the team let him and brazil down you're literally trying to shit on the only BR player to score vs norway
So, who does /copalib/ think is gonna win?
>>156495872Spain 1 - England 2
>>156495695best teams are in the sudamericana anyway
tristeza nao tem fim
Hello planning a trip to south america next year. Where should I go? Whats nice? Whats ass? Will I get bullied as a Gringo at a copalib game?
>>156497643I will only answer the last question since it's the only one relevant to the boardNo, you won't. Just do not wear a team kit if you're not going to stand on that team's section in the stadium
>>156498803ANSWER HIM
>>156499009There's >>>/trv/ and >>>/int/ for these questions
>>156497643You'll get charged 5x the price if you can find someone selling.
I asked a friend to hang out and after seeing the message he hasn't replied for over 6 hours
>>156495695It would be funny if MLS didn't have the same amount of concacaf champions wins as Costa Rica (2) and the rest being dominated by mexican teams.
>>156495695they will rape everyone then lose to palmengo on semis/finals every time
>>156491042carrozza is a known tapia cocksucker
>>156491042this >>156500641 and engagement bait. Over half of the people that watch carrozza are hate watching
Bom chia, /copalib/. I just saw Arnaldo Cezar Coelho giving an interview to Andréia Sadi and saying that Neymar should've been subbed in for the first penalty.>>156485200I forgive Vini. He played a good World Cup and tried his hardest.
On one hand>want Argentina to win because they're south American brothers and to shut yuros up about their gay ass footballBut on the other...>It's fucking Argentina, motherfucking Argentina, the most insufferable country in SA, dicksucking Argentina
>>156500891we are annoying in a funny banter wayyuros are actually arrogant cuntsroot for us, or for morocco because they aren't euros, or for norway because them winning is a win against mercenary teams and they're a small humble team
>>156500891>the most insufferable country in SAOnly because the rest are completely irrelevant.
Friendly reminder it's completely legal to kiss and marry your sister.
Colapib murió
*completes a pass*>mas ó, o bruno guimarães joga pra caralho, irmão
>>156501530Now we have /chiquileague/ formerly chucks
>>156501588He was our best player in this World Cup. Which says a lot about this NT, because he's mediocre at best.
To the Argentinian bros itt how do you feel about simultaneously being accused of being nazi turbo-racists AND a part of a global Jewish-football conspiracy where Messi has to win because *schizo seethe*? Is it the same during Copa America? Do you use all the butt hurt the world sends your way to power your cities?
>>156500100>friend
>>156500891>brothers
>>156501530Well yeah, there is no copalib
>>156501634most of people that seethe at us only watch footy in tiktok videos, only retards engage with all that
>>156501641>>156501688Brotheragem.
>>156500849he doesnt perform under pressure for us thoughever. actually thats true or everyone in the national team, but i expected more from him
People's head are going to literally explode when they find out that teams can just NOT concede two goals let alone three. Specially when that team is winning 2-0.
One night in Bangkok
can't wait for next perro fresco thread...
>>156501634>>156501890basically thisi don't care about the opinions of retards on tiktok and twitter, who don't know shit about football or even the world at largeall the conspiracy shit and rigging accusations are the most obvious confirmation bias i've ever seen, thinking about why they would rig for us for more than males it all fall appart
>>156501959I think Brazil has finally reached the point where we face the shit team's dilemma. Vinicius has already shown us what he can do. That's him at his best, and he's a good player. But we're shit, so we don't need a good player. We need a genius who will pull out a miracle every game. We need someone doing what Ronaldo and Rivaldo did in 1998, and Vini just isn't that guy. He doesn't come close. He's a good player in a team that needs a spectacular player.
Brazil needs more breeding, that’s why I’m coming
>>156502300You can get bred in colombia already.
>>156502335My son has to start in ypiranga then ituANO, then cunnynthians before being eligible for bundazil. The farthest he can go here is playing for union magdalena
>>156502447>corinthians academy player
for me? its tim maia, of course
>>156502863Jorge Ben mogs
sexo con argentinas
>>156503093this but with argentine femboys
>>156503093>omg I'm so argentinian look I drink mate en el baño These Russian spies were trained through zoom.
What does 0 vagas mean when looking for rent? I specified two rooms, but it says 2 quartos e 0 vagas. Also fuck riber
>>156503290No parking slots.
>>156502753His idol will be Yuri Alberto
>>156503398Brigado, meu amigo
>>156489199it's the freaking bosman law.since 1995 and the bosman arrêt, just ONE copalib beat the champions league winner in intercontinental final.we should start the radical conversation about reversing that and limit to 3 foreign player in all first division league of all country in the world.
>>156503765We can’t unless you guys dismantle the EU.
>>156503799Do you want to speedrun ww4 that badly?
>>156503290Why Sao Pablo?
>>156489199Terrible idea.>>156503765I hate the Bosman ruling, and I do think the internationalisation of leagues is a cancer. But I doubt Brazil, Uruguay and even Italy would improve at the international level if we rolled back on players moving around leagues.
>>156489199>after today>SudacaArgentina is never jn crisis, Brasil has been 10 years in crisis, the rest of the countries are ALWAYS in crisis, I mean ALWAYS, there has no been any time where Uruguay, Colombia, Chile, Paraguay are good.
O Brasil nunca mais vencerá uma Copa do Mundo. Enquanto a Argentina faz viradas históricas, o Brasil é contaminado por jogadores fracassados do Flamengo, o clube mais patético do Brasil.
>>156504082sad but true
>>156489199Euros will forever have the advantage, they have less corruption than latin america which equals to better facilities, better training and money actually going where it's needed for the most part
MENGAZZO pulled the biggest remontada of all time tho
>>156486360>Roberto Martinez incoming
>>156503999>Argentina is never jn crisisThe consequences of including ex-alumnos clubs in the Argentinian first division are yet to be seen, remember that the awful time they had against Cape Verde and Egypt is attributed to the aging of the current generation and the alleged next golden boy didn't live to the expectations.
>>156485008We are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SyV4wW7vH4Palmeiras x Palmeiras best game of the year.
It's so fucking funny seeing antis unable to turn off their designated MENGAZZO area on their brain even during World CupEven funnier seeing Selemerdinha fall apart as soon as Paquetá left, he did the dirty workDanilo doesn't even start for Flamengo, not our fault Abuelotti wanted to revive his romance with himWell, at least you'll get to see O HEXA before 2030 with Mengão lifting the 6th LibertadoresS R N
>>156503114Patriot
>>156503999Don't include us with your pathethic shit.We were good in 2010 and 2018.
Imagine seeing your country pass to cuartos de final and then destroying a McDonalds in the Obelisco. It's a dream come true.
>>156503040based knower
>>156504577Piquerez playsPiquerez winsBielsa plays him for 0 minutes in the World CupRetardo Bielsa
>>156504741>2010Yes, you made semis HOWEVER you didn't face anyone until Netherlands which means you are not at the level of the European teamsYou faced a shit France that lined up players based on the astral card and that was it>2018Same thing, you did beat Portugal but France took you out with no problem at all, you are not at the level of the European teams.
>>156504818
>>156504845France was the world cup champion in 2018 and we got rigged by FIFA vs Neverlands, those were undeniably good performances.For fuck sake a Colombian can't talk shit about us when your best team can't beat the worst Switzerland in ages.
>>156503999uruguay has been a serious threat while luis suarez played for the teamthey started to drop off in the 20s because he was getting too old to play as well as he used to, and when he retired their fate was sealedthe same will happen with us when messi retires btw
>atletico goiano hired roger silvawtf why?
>>156504818?
>>156504894>Le rigger boogey manNetherlands was superior than you>France was the world championsTrue, but Argentina did played them as well and did a superior performance than you against them, and it was a shit Argentina.
>>156504946>Netherlands was superior than you>Scored a goal after the ball was taken with a fault>Scored another in offsideFunny that a Culombian sides with FIFA on that world cup when it was rigged for AFCON and UEFA.
>>156504979>Argentina out of nowhereAh I see where it goes, as usual, the Argentina's eternal cock slurper.
We play today.
>>156504942It’s been almost a year now.Meanwhile, the last month.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leS_c3PCTWkPaqueta loses in Brazil. Paqueta loses at the World Cup.
>>156504996>Out of nowhere Just pointing out that is the ONLY team in Conmebol that has European standards and can beat any team in the world. You have never been like that.
>>156505053We haven't done it since 2018, that's it. The last 2 world cups, we don't have the money nor the people to keep pumping world class talent, it is what it is.Now why does Fraudlombia think they can come to us and say shit like this when they never won anything and did a completely shit match yesterday with their best team in decades?
Dino is so mad he replied to the wrong post.
>No Copa do Mundo>The trash that is brasileirão is coming backKill me
>>156505102Yeah I'm falling for his bait, got me good not gonna lie. That was my last reply to him, I wonder why all Colombians are Argie cock slurpers though.
>>156505091Just pointing the fact you never had a team that was WORLD CUP CONTENDER, you can win a match against Portugal, Ghana, whatever. But you never had a team that could actually lift the world cup.Everyone wins matches, just like you are my little whore in knock out games, but it doesn't mean shit, you get it?
>>156505126You're just mad that your club stinks
>>156505126i'm excited because despite my team being shit this year, i know they'll come back stronger and be champions
>>156505126t. SantistaNow that the World Cup is over, Santos’s sole purpose, which was to produce a video to help Neymar get into the World Cup squad has come to an end.An existential crisis at Santastico.
>>156505151>Nigga with one Copa America inventing rivalriesHilarious.
>>156505227>Being the little whore of a nigga with one Copa AmericaPathetic
I used to have an Argentine chick in my online sexting harem on snap. Cute face, beautiful tits and hips. Bit of a weird pussy though
Just to remind you that Palmeiras’s defence now consists of Gustavo Gomez and Alexander Barbozahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42UXaZ6agM8Even your mum’s going to get a beating against Palmeiras.
Santos is a malicious institution that harmed Brazil's moral by giving birth to awful people>Peléabandoned daughter, industry plant>Serginho Chulapathe man who ruined Brazil 82, has beaten women, bandeirinhas and journos in his career>Robinhorapist, ciscador fodido>Neymaradulterer, futile, greedyI will book a flight to watch it real time when they demolish the pinga mijo fodido known as Vila BelmijoI'll make sure to keep a safe distance because of all the rats that'll come out runningO SANTOS É UMA MERDA
>>156505015A glória é eterna, amigo4>
>>156505461forgot about>Cucarapist, man with curly hair which is despicable
>>156505265Anyone can be anyone in your head, retard.Keep being delusional lmao
>>156505733>In my headParaguay beat Germany, Saudi Arabia beat Argentia. It doesn't mean shit.
weird moment to find your confidence, cafébros kek
>>156505483We won one and you won one.And our win was much better because Deyverson scored a goal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFD2Z5YbO0
>gracias, mi amor
me encanta la cultura latina
>>156506369>>>/his/ I guess, why not post in latin if you like it so much tho.
>>156506369For me, it's the broken handle
>>156505461>I will book a flight to watch it real time when they demolish the pinga mijo fodido known as Vila BelmijoThat will never happen because that's where they keep the gate of the deads.
>>156506460Deyverson, cum e spelunca exiret et inveniret qualis esset mundus verushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFK_hLVTj8M
>>156506487for me it's the flies roaming aroundi can only imagine what kind of pocilga she ordered that coffee from
>TIL they cut and preserved Pelé's foot in a museum so for all effects they only buried the léKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Last digit is the number of kms I'll run
>United just signed Andrey SantoskekAndrey, Ederson, Matheus Cunha on the same team and therefore locked at Selecinha
>>156506861>1
>>156507296I'm putting together a team.
>>156507562kek
for me? its the seleção mineira
>>156506369>queijo na cafewhy
>>156506369muy hermosa
it just occurred to me i barely remember what happened in this year's brasileirão anymorei saw that link someone posted of palmeiras 3-0'ing flamengo inside maracanã and my first reaction was "wait, did that happen?", that's crazy
>>156508352You need omega-3. Eat more fish.
>>156506672Wasn't his selling point that he was great with both feet and head? Did they also cut his head?
>>156495451Neymar foi o único que sangrou contra a Noruega. Correu mais do que o Monicius e entrou faltando 15 minutos. Foi o cara que tirou a virgindade do 0 do placar, o único brasileiro com alma naquele dia. O resto era um monte de jogador de clube
>>156508352>>156508352It’s very common from supporters of teams with no chance of winning anything aka supporters of Cuguloso, Atlético, Afletico, Coritiba, Grêmio, Inter, Santos, São Paulo, Fluminense, Botafogo, Vaskek, Mirassol, Chapeconense, Bahia, Vitória
NR Sports bots reporting for duty
James is Neymar who desayunates café con queso
>>156508664We found the CUrinthiano
>>156508352I bet it's because of tik tok
>>156508779>rechazó al bayern munich por el fríojust like his pecho
>>156508352Mucha pley.
>>156487812I understand that the angle was pretty tight, an elite player would have passed the ball back so the player coming in from the middle could shoot at the half-empty goal, all the defenders were going after you, and he was left unmarked. Still, it’s a play that would require good field vision and quick decision making, there are plenty of goals like that in Europe, but I understand you can’t expect that from a Rosario Central substituyen.
>>156509031that was barely a feasible pass, the guy was heavily covered by defenders
He would have scored and you know it
>>156509595Nobody knows who that is.
babe, wake up.. Milly dropped another THRUKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDts2Ajzb3I
>>156485008As long as we don’t have a Brazilian coach on the national team and the media and corrupt figures from Rio continue to run the CBF,I am officially an Argentine from Mooca.Nothing makes those “Brasilidade Movimento Verde Amarelo from leblon” figures seethe more than Argentina’s success contrasted with Brazil’s failure that’s the shortest path to reforming the CBF.That doesn’t apply to club football.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA0msTNW7aM
>>156510540
>>156510214t.
>>156510214>corrupt figures from RioCBF hasn't had a Carioca president since 1989. São Paulo had Del Nero and Marín, but even then it didn't mean shit because CBF has been completely captured by >brasil profundo. Your average CBF power broker is from Maranhão/Pará/Roraima/Alagoas, comes from a family that already had influence in CBF since the 60s through ARENA, owns every media vehicle in his home state and has been in power for centuries. CBF is being eaten by the the same coronelista shitholes of always. Rio has no part in it.>Brasilidade Movimento Verde Amarelo from leblonMVA was founded in São Paulo by a Paulista vaskek.https://www.linkedin.com/in/luiz-carvalho-416b9023/And I don't even have to tell you about the personification of verde amarelismo, Tomer Savoia.
>>156510669>>156510688bodied the brownlista
>>156510214>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA0msTNW7aM
propaganda is a scary tool, some people were genuinely believing we would win this time
>>156511060don't you support your team every time knowing they haven't won shit in like a decade?world cup is more of a big party, you're supposed to enjoy each gameyou guys watch this sheltered in your room with weirdos online instead of making a churrasco with your loved ones or friendsirl everyone moved on, here, niggas are already panicking and thinking about the 2030 squadbasically you're just watching it wrong
>>156509825>women opinion>women with short hair opinion
My name is Iñigo MontoyaYou killed my fatherPrepare to die
>>156511060retard, I choose to believe vasco is gonna go well every year as well, its called faith and optimism
>>156511212>how do I tell anons I just watched the Princess Bride>oh I got it!
>>156485008
>>156511173I watch my team play knowing they are gonna fight against relegation, not win every single trophy>you guys watch this sheltered in your room with weirdos online instead of making a churrasco with your loved ones or friendsProjection>irl everyone moved on, here, niggas are already panicking and thinking about the 2030 squadIRL everyone is either calling Endrick a fraud or Vini Jr a pipoqueiro
>>156511244
I still can't believe we got eliminated by fucking NORWAY. They have ONE good player, the other 10 are literal whos, what the fuck, man.
>>156510669I don't give a fuck about Argentina, though.The strategy is to reform the CBF.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYLEySCTn_A
>>156511173Supporting is different from being delusional. Inter, Atlético, Santos fans won't abandon their clubs but they are very well aware that they have no chances at winning a title this year or even in the next one. And they are rightfully angry about this.>irl everyone moved on, here, niggas are already panicking and thinking about the 2030 squadYour sister who only watches football every four years and thinks Richarlison is in the team did. People who follow football regularly and care about the sport didn't. I don't know what is your point by coming to a sports board to say "none of this is important, I don't know why you're talking about the 2030 team". That's the point of /sp/, we're here to talk about sports.
>>156511015lmao, bunch of cucks.
>>156511403>reform the CBFnot happening until Gilmar Mendes is booted from the supreme court, pray for a rightoid senate this election or it's over forever
>>156506633Have you ever been out of your barrio you cityfagg?
>>156511173>your loved ones or friends
>>156510214KEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGw9U80GFBg
>>156511562What did he mean by this?
>>156511660that the average Joao in Sao Paulo doesn't know what a tree is.
>>156504894>the worst Switzerland in ages.not same guy , but it is a good team. They eliminated France (euro) and Italy(Qualifiers).
Brazil lost their jogo bonito the moment their players stopped publicly partying with travecos, prove me wrongProtip: You can't
>>156485652die
>>156493006hang yourself
>>156501530slit your wrists the long way
>>1565113803 actually.the gk, some playmaker, and manginbuu
>>156511380I look like that I said those words 3 days ago
>>156511380They have quite a few good and identifiable players.
>>156512755The only people who know anyone besides Sorloth, Odegaard and Haaland are the chronically online stat freaks or fifa players
Of course, that dude from that small random spanish or tuga team that sometimes gets to play. Everyone knows who that guy is.
>>156505461Thisalso add to your listGabigordoNeílton o Novo NeymarYuri "Você é Burro?" Alberto
Why dont argentinians use the word Burro more often?Instead of mono, macaco, pelotudo and pecho frio why dont they simply say "burro!"?
>>156511212>>156511268Do you guys have some kind of scoreboard for who gets to make the gayest post every thread?
>>156513325Ryerson has been starting for Dortmund for years. Berge, Wolfe and Schjelderup aren't household names but they're recognisable. And there's also Larsen who's infamous for being a legendary flop.
>>156511403Ancelotti gave the brazilian people joy and spectacle, this is what the world cup is about.
>jchjelderupinhojust making shit up
>>156513597We do though.
Falando sério agoraEu como um brasileiro normal, infelizmente típico pagador de imposto cidadão comum pessoa que acorda e dorme sem muita perspectiva de vida apenas vivendo e nadando conforme a música, diz uma razão para eu apoiar Neymar e a CBF?Eles dão risada da nossa cara, literalmente, se pudessem lançariam uma BET DO MENINO NEY e tentariam nos deixar mais pobres ainda. Eles literalmente dão risada enquanto lavam dinheiro pro PCC Pq eu deveria apoiar a seleção? Entre eles não há sequer união e raça para vencer um jogoSem contar que o Vini Jr(TM), Endrick e cia nao sabem ir ao banheiro sem pedir permissão pro empresário
Reminder CBF is a private institution and not a extension of the country
Reminder seu pau na sua maõ é pecado.
I hate trikaschizo as much as the next guy but he lowkey cooked here >>156513810
>>156513597>>>/int/
REMEMBER
Nothing tell you LiveModes personality cult scheme worked so much as when Brazilians freak out because an eurogutan player mentioned their team
>>156514078I never heard argentinians or uruguayans say burro!it's such amazing insult
you guys ready for Canobbio vs Cavani?
>>156514779And I never heard a brazilian say anything smart.
>>156514862Anon... Canobbio...
>>156514779I scream burro/burro de mierda to the referees in la cancha
>yfw fifa is cheating for argentina so chiqui tapia can stay longer in the country while fbi finishes the investigation and arrest him
>>156511380I believe it was a matter of Brazil mistakes rather than Norway virtues. Vinicius, Endrick and Casemiro were awful on that day.>>156514779I always say it when the opposition team misses the goal
Apologize to Paquetá, cowards
>>156515339Uuuuh for what?
I hate females
>>156506369Scandinavian countries do this too.
AGORA estão tentando fazer com o Ancelotti o mesmo que fizeram com ele no BAYERN quando ele perdeu para o PSG de 3x0, mesmo tendo ganhado vários títulos na Bundesliga. Brasileiro é realmente BURRO.
>Bayern Munich>Bundasliga: 2016–17>DFL-Supercup: 2016, 2017
Amanda dropping truth nukes
>>156515865basadiña
>>156515865Amandinha is cute and smart af
Neymar should transition so he could play the Women's World Cup
>>156515915I'm still thinking about the guy who had a meltie because he read someone call her Amandinha.
It's Amanda.
>>156516054Groove Amanda
>celebrity culture>racism centric society>corporate overlordsbrazil really is united states 2.0
>>156516071ENTAH IN DA FANCE, PLUG IT IN AND WE BEGIN
>>156516302>>celebrity cultureisn't your gran hermano 10 months long every year?>>racism centric societyneeds no comment>>corporate overlordsdidn't your president invited palantir into your country so much that peter thiel moved to buenos aires?
>>156515865What does iria mean here? Like she wouldn’t fuck them?
>>156516743Não iria com nenhum deles pra Copa de 2030.
>no utypical american deflection tactics
>>156516743She's probably saying she wouldn't call any player for the next friendlies
>Esse time venceria a selecinha de 7x1
>>156514964I say out loud>Luciano seu Cavani pardo de merdato Luciano when he misses goals
>>156516861Arrascaneta playing for Uruguay and not Brazil is a net loss for the two countriesIf you want I can expand on this
>>156516861Selecinha has no response to 2021 Hulk.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VXhYhBjAQo
>>156516016hmmm link?
>>156516967It was a /copalib/ post.
>>156516931How about you expand those cheeks monkey boy *slaps your ass*
I still remember the dude that went to a burger place to read a book
>>156505824Bodied that freak
>>156517050Moments before this post was made
>>156516931you can have arrascaeta and give me rio grande du sulsend me your confirmation to comunicacion@presidencia.gub.uy
>>156517306I'll give you Rio de Janeiro and Pará. Final offer.
Paraguay lost to France due to absolute incompetence of Gustavoberg Gomez, that retard manlet who is always atrasadated since 2023 he plays like shit Colombia missed 3 goals yesterday frente-a-frente with the goalkeeper, 2 missed by meme Campaz and the other one by shit and Yuri Alberto tier Luis DiazBtw the retard coach put James as a starter instead of using him in the 2nd half like in Copa America
Hello boludos where can I watch yesterday vods?
>>156517326logistics too complicated, final offer REJECTED
Why do females nowadays think they're entitled to everything?
Sexo con Baianas
>>156516793>>156516805This makes more sense. On the other hand, I hate the fake cold air generated by ACs. What’s worse, it makes me feel sick when it’s on all day. It’s 5.35 pm and it’s 33 outside and it feels like 42.
How many today?
>>156517827cacete esse velho ainda joga?!
>>156517827this smile + stubble beard combo makes him look extra zesty
>>156517095The guy's name? Albertinho Einsteinson.
>cachete, ese bello aún juega? Real language btw
>>156516409Is Argentina US 3.0 or Brazil 2.0 then?
na américa latrina se você ler um livro em público eles te estupram e te matam
Eu bateria na sua cabeça pq ler é de viado
>>156518120Why would you read a book when movies are a thing?
would it be crazy to leave now just to get some vinito?
>>156518120niggas brag about reading books and they're just reading 'A SECRETÁRIA SUBMISSA E O CEO ROLUDO 2: REVELAÇÕES'
>>156517822I love AC and I dont have problem with it, my body got used to thisHowever i'm tired of the rainy cold of Diadema, thinking about moving to a city near the beach or with good weather
>>156518361O DOCE VENENO DO ESCORPIÃO
I can't read a book unless I'm in a completely quiet environment with zero visual stimulation.
>>156518361if kakashi-sensei spent his free time reading putaria why can't i?
You may think I'm not seriousHere are the most downloaded books at Kindle
>>156518361fale por você
Friendly reminder that /copalib/ is a based GATO thread.
the higher the little monkey climbs,thats how life is, the more his ass shows.
>>156518426Quem que lê isso? classe média paulistana ou favelados do nordeste?
>>156518371You get tired of both beaches and bitchest. Costeño>>156518412I stopped reading literature. I only read math, programming and history books now
Qual cidade boa para morar que é barato, perto da praia mas nao tem 300 casos de morte por dia?
I cannot read unless I'm listening to big titty asmr
>>156518493middle class girls ranging from teenagers to early 20s
>>156518528you can only choose two of these three factors i think
o trikaschizo planeja 30 mudanças por ano há 4 anos e continua morando em diadema
>>156518528maybe you didn't read the last memo but liking beaches is a negro thing
>>156518570Audibly keked
>>156518528Arraial d’ajuda
Agora sim rapaziada agora zimAntes não
>>156518604Arraial is expensive as fuck but yeah, Porto Seguro single handedly overturned my opinion of Bahia and even baianos to some extent, they're much more chill than the Salvador nigs, you could even say they're polite
>>156518361he was reading morning glory milking farm
Portuguese words used in my countryBuracoQuenteThat's what I remember right now make sure to like and subscribe for more
>>156518515>You get tired of both beaches and bitchesbut I literally just want better weatherThe grey skies of Diadema is depressing
>>156518741are they used together? because buraco quente is how we call this
>>156518668If you go outside of tourist areas in porto seguro it's 100% sure you'll be a missing person and your body will be only discovered after bribing the drug leader of the neighborhood for 3 thousand reais
>>156518821KKKKKKKKKK as someone who lived 9 years in san pablo it's bizarre how most of it looks like thisthat's probably a good part because it's well paved without a giant hole that'll fuck your car's suspension
>>156518849That brings me back memories
>>156518849No. Un buraco is a hole, used in the middle of an all Spanish statement. Something ta quente making a mock portuguese accent
>Sao Paulo hired Vitor Sá>Calleri is going to Inter MiamiLife sucks. Losing Calleri is like losing part of my heart which already is broken because of Rogerio Ceni aposentadoria
>>156518668It looks comfy af, I wanna go>>156518821That shit looks like some street from itaguí. Is diadema in são paulo?>>156518867Elaborate
>>156518849When you see it you WILL shit bricks
>>156518977>33 years old>wants to receive a fortune from a broken clubgood riddance
>>156518849quenchi = hotta quenchi = it's hot or it's angry depends on the context
>>156518884Aqui em Diadema é assim: quando a firma que asfalta as ruas principais está precisando de dinheiro, a prefeitura abre uma licitação de urgencia e eles asfaltam tudo em 3 dias45 dias após o fato está tudo ruim como era antes E esse ciclo se propaga infinitamente por toda eternidadeSe vc olhar até a cidade mais pobre e fudida da coréia do sul tem asfalto bom, mas aqui eles misturam com água, mijo e soda cáustica
>>156519022Nao tem camisa 9 no Brasil que aceite jogar por menos de 1 milhão por mêsPedro Raul: 2 milhões por mêsYuri Alberto: 2,5 milhõesPedro Queixada: 3 milhões Gabigordo: 2,2 milhões + toda renda das partidasHulk 45 anos: 2 milhões E eu prefiro Calleri do que todos esses acima
>>156519128He earns 1m? lmao, he's being scammedBorré made 1.8m + bonus
>>156518849In my country we call that a "culo prolapsado"
>>156519037essa gostosa eh muito quenchi
France 3x0 MarruecosSpain easy 1x0 against Belgium(TM)Norway x Bongland hardest match, probably 1x0 for NorwayArgenchina easy win against Switzerlandberg, 3x0 3 gols de Lionel Messi(TM)
BYE COPALIB BYEEEEEEE, SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW
For us quenchi means either hot or mad/angry/upset or horny
hispanohablantes are so silly
>>156519382Says the guy that eats porras cherreadas daily.
any language spoken by blacks becomes silly by virtue of that fact alone
I forgot the most funny onesCaliente = PeligrosoEstar Caliente = Someone is trying to kill you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nAOBrA6ciyU
imagine going from the world cup to having to watch boca juniors every week
>>156517827Serious questionCould he play in Brazil’s squad today? Like he is definitely better than nerman
Fluminense's set pieces are shit as ever.
Argenchina won a WC with a dictator president, left wing president, neoliberal presidenttThey are simply better than us after 1970 we fell for the joga bonito meme meanwhile they play their radical retranca and catimba chadball
>flu already losing to nova iguaçu>team can't into defending crosses, as usualeu realmente não quero voltar pra borrachariaeu deveria começar a seguir outro esporte
>super fluminense perdendo do Nova Iguaçu kek
>>156519914where to watch the match?
>>156519847The one thing we don't need is a forward. Whether as a winger, a CF, a second striker, whatever role you think Hulk could play in, we have better players.It's midfielders and fullbacks that we desperately need.
>>156519940ge tv and sportv
>>156517827
>>156519900tennis and women's volley are cool
>>156519940https://www.youtube.com/live/uQbMIyMMsVw
Problem with brazilian football is the leao de treino mentalityThe coaches make players run 3 hours in the 40C sun like retard Felipinho GPS did and then they dont know why the players are dead already in the first halfPlayers are paid to win matches not to run in retard treinamento. Btw treinamento is a retard and dead concept, players just need to eat well and sleep well, making them run from monday to friday is stupid. That is why Roger Machado will never be famous, he thinks that players should sweat blood in a 11 AM monday irrelevant treinamento against sub 17
>>156519981can I be honest? Hulk is fat. He refuse to retire because he doesnt want to face the daily obligations of a family man like educating his children and paying bills like a normal personbtw>Player nickname Hercules>He looks like Seu Madruga
>>156490924You lack either facha or money.
>>156515865BASED
>>156519900We're a water polo club.
ok we're winning nevermind we will win libertadores again just you wait
Lucho Acosta would be a starter for selecinha
Boca Juniors is playing rn
>>156520339Fluminense would be the best team in the world if headers were illegal.
Sometimes I wonder what a conversation between Serna and Freytes must be like.
>>156520577Cachorro quente com purê é o segredo dos paulistaschads
UOOOOCAAAAAAAA
>o vasco vai acabar
>>156520748finalmente
It's time to rebuild Sudaca football from ground zero. Colombia, Ecuator, Paraguay, Uruguay and Brazil need to unite
Gol de boca
>>156520748Vasco is nothing ever happens: the club. Doesn't matter if the news is that the federal government will auction São Januário or a hedge fund founder will invest 10bi into the club. At the end of the day nothing happens and Vasco continue to lose games as they always do.
>>156519242i will wait to see who that vtuber whore supports first
paranaense is kill
It's interesting that (((FBI))) is claiming to have something against Argentina meanwhile they turn a blind eye on Palmeiras past 15 years of Lamacchia cocaine money laundering scheme and Gilmar Mendes owning CBF from the shadowsJust like Fifa removed Maradona in 1994 world cup because he took an anti-histamine but ignored all South Korean players being on amphetamines in 2002
Flu-Nig lineswoman (little flag) is a hottie.
WHO IS THAT DEMONIAI WANT TO SEX
>>156521331pretty sure that's her name in the caption below her
>>156521387>>156521387>>156521387>>156521387new
>>156521362Anon, he is dyslexic
>>156521331It says right there. Nueva York.
>>156517685Al fin, un mexicano que nos banca!
>>156501185To kiss, yes. To marry, no it's not. At least in Argentina. You are legally allowed to marry your cousin if that's good enough, santiagueñobro.
>>156501634We really should come up with a way to turn butthurt into electricity. Internal butthurt alone could power the Buenos Aires metropolitan area by itself. Imagine the posibilities.