RIP Shapoor Zadran editionone of Afghanistan's best
YFO
lads do NOT look up the shitdia score lmao
this is the thread
>>156492495HOLY KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEK
where are all the jeetjeet flagsthey were talking so much shit here only a wrek ago
a cricketing thread? in 2026? never thought I'd see it
ill keep it alive *lets it die*
>>156495150
How come the /weakminds/ couldn't even manage 100?
all of sudden /cric cares about t20 huh, well played to england though.
very smart of bongs to ball spinners to tilak, he cant play spin to save his life. Why cant they use this big brain in test cricket, just looks at english players how happy they look playing white ball cricket.
>>156496422for me its 7 over games
my heaties should play india
>>156496422That's the funny thing, only India cares about it and you're getting bodied
>>156496777checked
>>156496777Trips of trvth
the word is 'bowl' mateyou've made this extremely elementary error before in our /cric/sort yourself out please and thank you
BFO (Britzos Fuck Off)
I'll have a ball of soup thanks
>>156496908kek
Blubbo trying to make everything about himself as usual
>India fans leaving in droves when they were getting batteredlol, lmao
Zachy can't make a thread because he can't pass the captcha.
>>156496908the enforcer of cric
>>156497405akshually they were getting bowlered iykwim haha
well there's no footy on today as far as I know so /cric/ could keep this poomunity alive for today at least but I doubt there's enough people to keep bumping the thread given all the /int/ tourists on this board right nowanyway>grimdiaKEKKKKKKKKK
>>156494443dear oh dear, and in the most popular and thus most important format too. Sad!
>>156497850>>156497760>>156497405>>156496777>>156496328>>156494476>>156494443>>156492495very good posts
>India lost the T20i series >the 15YO "wonder" kid did fuck all >lost the last by a record margin >England still doesn't care about international t20s >Bindians in shambles HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAand after all that shit talking on here. never post again you fucking orcs.
>>156490713Goodbye, my king
>create absolute roads to prop up rigged pyjama league and inflate run totals>choose your squad based on "star power" from that league>shit yourself on pitches that have a little bit of life in themSurprised they were so fraudulent for so long
>>156498307
mad how they can't even win t20s these daysand they were talking such a big game KEKif I never see another indian in /cric/ it will be too soon
shitjeet not being given an opportunity to come out of hiding by his parents' (actually no, they fled too kek), his grandparents' (?) nation being so shit at the one sport they care about
>make a post>come back 5 hours later>thread still existsis cricket... back?
>>156498797no, not till august
At least /cric/ is back for nowmissed you lads
same it's depressing not seeing it in the 'log
'logue, surely.
american website champ
I'd agree with you if it didn't say 'log directly below that post you just made lad
loggin rn‘Igly’queem
>>156499977'ice 'igits 'ebbo x
>>156499896servin
>>156500002>>156499896
>>156499937when in rome, as you massive poofs like to say.
I live in New Zealand mate
it's my birthday btw. balder than a bouldering welshman as they say
>>156500071HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLA x
>>156500071happy birthday mate :)
>>156500071happy birthday....... nigga......
why is india so shit at its one sport etc etcwould have posted this earlier if /cric/ didn't keep falling off the catalogue
>>156500071ayers rock man?happy bday
>>156500457not a ginger m8 inshallah
sadly can't make fun of zachy's hairline because he's in the 0.2% of the population who got good results from taking fin. idgi either
>>156496777TRVKEY trips
I bought a lava lamp todayThats the most exciting thing that's happened to me this week so far
better than playing dragon anime video games in a bedsit though isn't it
>>156502077sounds fun!
>>156502077what colourway?
you can never be bored with a lava lamp
/cric/ - Blogposting
/cric/ - YFO
>>156502077me¿ dug roughly 50m3 of rocky soil x>>156503894tabla x
>>156498271>Sooryavanshi has still failed to register a score in the series which is higher than his age
notice sebshit hasn't commented on shitdia getting heemed by Ireland and England in the only format 1b care about
moar of a test playing and heemin nation tobeeyatch x*taps corolla *
>>156504524SebLORD>>156504471Britzo
>>156504983x
>>156503221meant boned iykwim haha
forgot cric even existeddid shitdia really lose that badly to bongland? kek, rough month for them
schorchies
off toil for rest of week lads
soime lol what is cric innit didn’t even know India were playing haha lmoa ximagine closely followin and then poastin about brainlet bash, and even worse, A BILATERAL SERIES IN BUMFUCKLAND KEKE wewminutely remainder >>156504524
never happened medbedev fella x
>>156506618lgm
when are they going to permaban this jeet retard?
firstprinciplesla u in moite¿https://www.space.com/technology/acceleration-without-fuel-revolutionary-superconducting-thruster-harnesses-earths-magnetic-field-in-1st-orbital-test
33c todaysmall houses optimised for winter btw. ausgaylians will never know this feel
garn shitto lads*waits at bum stop*
dutchcricla u in moite¿ help one of my fav music person out fella x
if i applied it'd be cat/house shitter wanted iykwim haha
u k fella x
>india
>>156510190kek
good grief they really spend their days typing up seethe nobody will see anyway because of filter lists
High scoring draws or Low scoring 3 day affairs?Me? Love when it's a bowler's game but the result shouldn't be obvious by at least lunch of Day 4.
for me it's that one bindian flag who was expecting the ireland series to be a big wake up call and was getting super cocky before the england gamesdidn't hear much out of him after did we
1st reply ITT mate(but while you're at it also take a peek at the 5th too. you'll love it lmao)
>Ideal 1st inning scoresT20 170-180ODI 250-280Test 380-450>>156510330See pic
when sebshit's on the ropes or shitdia have been humiliated (many such cases) he tends to get over chatty and spams / tries to divert topic. just stuck the filter on meselft. wise old knower of /cric/
Sebbo? But I hardly know 'er?
lgm x
>Article 2.2.11 of the PMOA minimum standards states national cricket federations should: "Ensure that there are no fixed or temporary video cameras or other recording equipment set up within any dressing room used by the teams for the purposes of broadcasting video or audio footage.">In a letter sent on Saturday, the ICC states the ECB has breached the provision by recording and broadcasting the footage and audio of Stokes' address before the Test concluded.kek>retires in the middle of lost game and series>gets done for conspiracy to matchfix a week later
>>156511082Just can't help being the center of attention, can he?
>>156511153just made for baseball era* innit*S
>>156511303bazball* ooof*SS
kindly do the needful and never >> me again, fat
S
>>156511368Here's a freebie, Britzo. Feel free to never use it.
>brittzo is fatty nose pickerewwwww
>the septic tankewwwww
Carse is back off his arse
>>156511405GOTTEM
>MLC
again, never >> meand yfo yourself and take your shite gifs with youfat
>/cric/ is going to be sent back to oblivion with the deanoball back tomorrowthis makes me sad desu
u “people” still follow cricket? U “peeple” think it’s a sport?U pensises are funny, yolove hoc
>>156514966No
Sebbo seems incredibly desperate to take people's attention away from the fact that his boys got whitewashed by Ireland
>>156516353bit in this
Doing my morning poo lads ama
haven’t posted for yonks dingus @brittymedbedev ya¿>>156518125are ya impressed with dis fella ¿>>156504376
>>156516185keKkkksoTRUEssoooCHU
>>156515580watch and then WASH yer mouth you RASCAL!
>>156510284for me it's legal high scoring grand finals iykwim haha
ease up on the antiseptic machinations champ
made the mistake of giving the new modest mouse a chance
made the mistake of bearing my soul to a woman also
>>156521187Never again. They'll use it against you when you're at your most vulnerable.
resting on my laurels
um, sorry but I wasn't talking to you
>>156519918By hand or with machine?
>>156521222meant lauren>>156521231no problem m8, just going kms
Love a morning poo with the heater but the heater makes the poo smell more but my coffee overpowers the poo smell so it end well enough
I wonder if that Norwegian watched the T20 against Hungary, Norway needed 7 off the last over to win and the over went >4 . W . 1 WHungary won by one rune
Guess they were just more Hungary more it
you're not doing your pooing any favours by having a coffee after and not before the poo
umm.. he is taking coffee while pooong fellA
for me it's having a moch' while taking a cock
Nothing has made me feel since when I first heard Benji
>>156520980*taps*
>>156521249ummm..machine fella
reeks of 4chan (one single's cover art literally has the love X hate Y thing) but some very good songs. dare I say microphones crossed with the fall and throbbing gristle
>>156490713I don't watch much cricket, but I know who this guy was RIP sucks to see someone die so young
THE cricket, iykwim lmao
>>156522649>YoungHe was most likely in his 50s already
>page 8 in an hourkinda can't wait for the divegrass wc to be over
>>156523298that's younger than the average /cric/ poster
>>156523298Will Young?
>>156524656>>156524711no but gary oldman iykwim haha
another hilarious post by mickspergslapping my knee rn lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akmf-2eht6gSorry, Will Who?
>>156521293>one runeI see what you did there
In hindsight, was this rigged?
>>156526648>>156526720BASED
It's always a yank flag or an indian flag to ruin things isn't it
>>156526648sex
what does phoebe litchfield actually DO
>>156526846Do not ever post again.
More like Phoebe Bitchfield
>>156526846her best
>>156526867bit rude. you could have just said you don't know
inb4 zimladwe comes in seething about us
I think his seethe was more directed at ICC shenanigans, but it was funny regardlessI for one like the Zimbabros
now eating: a custard square
>>156527596giz a bite m8?
not been following the cricket latelyhow did india's tour of ireland go
>>156527190link for those interestedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei3-2S9NgsI
for me its saying "shot" from first slip when the batsman plays a good shot
>>156515192Good, this thread is dogshit. just the retarded yankjeet spamming nonsense.
for me it's telling the batsman he's got a piece of shit at the end of his bat and watching him get out to a 14 year old offspinner next ball
>156506714>reminder that I made a worse version of an already established meme Delusional gloating or begging for acceptance, it’s always either one.
>>156527792i say that when someone hits a nice drive (in golf)
at bouldering lads
sebshit is only being extra insufferable because shitjeet's done a runner (as usual) and he's having to face the bindiabashingdoesn't want to look like he's seething the same way he did last WC final so is trying to spam nonsense (which funnily enough only makes his seething more apparent)
>>156526648anyone know who holds the world cup?
>>156527836you can retire this gimmick now matenobody's really interested in following le eternal v4 man
Reckon that bonglish lad was onto something with his post earlier about seb trying to deflect from the t20 shitters getting btfo.Made a lot of posts he otherwise wouldn't bother making in such quick succession.
soOOOOchu
>our partnership is as long and deep as a test matchdoes bro know they last only 5 days?
umm..it’s enuf fella
>>156527858>>156527872>>156527818tabla x
>>156527871wont be doing that
>>156503064yellow lava, blue liquid
>>156528049proud of ya fella x
>>156526893chin up lass
PLUMPLUMP
having a play around on the spray wall lads
based pisser
>chin up lassyou mean zachy?
cric is /team hääland/ ya¿https://x.com/crazymoments01/status/2074787254623453225
>>156528255
>>156527810for me it's telling zachy there's a piece of shit at the end of the bat and then saying "no mate, at the handle end" when he checks the toe.
please don't be mean to zachy he's a sensitive soul
>zacky>soulheh, yea good one
for me its asking "how does Brian Laras dick taste?" and then losing my shit after getting sledged back.
>>156529072for me it's believing urban myths
>>156529341based masky
shitty bloke, poor man's McGrath and to top it all off a chucker
> saves the West
shitty bloke, poor man's Ambrose and to top it all off a chucker
if shitdia redeems the last 2 games do they at least save some of their izzat status?bery bery grateful if so
grimdian izzat is gone, finished, done
had a lot of fun bouldering today lads
tell reddit, not us
welsh legend bonnie tyler has died
>>156529475cry more couchy
>>156529341>urban myth yh because there isn't a video showing it happening or confirmed by both McGrath and Sarwan. fucking retard.
yorks gone downhill in the last few years just got a lot dirtier i blame all the tourists coming Brighton or Derby and treating the place like Brighton or Derby
brighton and derby more like dullton and derty
>>156529999checked
>>156511082>then posts this on Twitter>Speaking at the close of the fourth day, Stokes explained why the public announcement was made during play, detailing it was a plan between his agents and the ECB.>"I just said, 'You guys work with Michael Lumb and Neil Fairbrother, who work with me, and you guys just come up with a plan'," said the all-rounder.lol Stokes couldn't give a fuck
>>156494443HOLYFUCKING SHIT KEK>>156494476A footie man here never into cricket but I know little bit tits and tats Cricket rulesAnd I just found out India actually really shit in this very sport despite they're one of the loudest cric chums...I really thought they are like Brazil in Footy equivalent but no, it's Uruguay of cric lmao
bit like /cric/ innit. certain man makes every place worse, the toothpick armed neek
I strength mog you, you bingo winged couchy
>>156530416he's going to get drunk one night and post some crazy shit on his story
lads is it true his arms actually resemble toothpicks?mental that
>couchyFOY
>>156530612UKFO
he's desperate to get a welsh flag but only protags and non-poll riggers are allowed to have one apparently lol
>>156529392more like saves their bank accounts
>>156531218
Queensland SUCKSGO NSW
you rigged the poll unsuccessfully, and your boyfriend lost
>>156522053>>156521249>>156504376ummmm…machine, bla x
>>156531553crisp
>tech stonks rip roaring againhope y’all are winning, bumbees x
Is this the gay faggot general? Of course it is it's filled with Anglo cocksuckers. Ta poofs.
BBBBASED
>>156533910and yet your family had to move to an anglo country because india is such a shithole. SAD!
/cric/ disco will be saturday evening we then have Argentina vs Wales in the rugby at 8pm ... and the football too at 10pm
will add it to me dtcalendar tesla xcrisco previewhttps://youtu.be/OgEYkznclB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei3-2S9NgsIplease watch the end with me :)
count on it zimba x
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo>>156535484amazing right
>he thinks there's going to be a surviving /cric/ in the wreckage that is deanoballKEK unintelligent welsh genetics at their best
>>156535553amazeBALLS fella x
England:Phil Salt, Jos Buttler, Harry Brook, Jacob Bethell, Tom Banton, Will Jacks, Sam Curran, Rehan Ahmed, Jofra Archer, Adil Rashid, Josh TongueIndia:Abhishek Sharma, Vaibhav Sooryavanshi, Ishan Kishan, Shreyas Iyer, Tilak Varma, Shivam Dube, Washington Sundar, Axar Patel, Prince Yadav, Arshdeep Singh, Prasidh KrishnaIndia win the toss and elect to bat
we'll have a pooview thanks
>there’s a fourth t20 in this series Why?
LMAO just seen that Kermit’s Arsehole lost to Zimbabwe
See the wonder kid didn’t make more runs than his age AGAIN
>>156536464>need 33 from 6 overs>loseAt least today wasn't as embarrassing as the first ODI: https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/bangladesh-in-zimbabwe-2026-1538288/zimbabwe-vs-bangladesh-1st-odi-1538298/full-scorecard>>156536792>Vaibhav finally reaches his age>Jofra fucks him againK W A B
Worcestershire's Josh Tongue does it AGAINWe're simply a bit too strongmind for our subcontinental friends
>>156536792…umm..yh not getting dis webm fella
Just need more roads to bat on in the big ol' Indian Pooping League me thinks. True test of skill and money when every match is 200+. Bowlpersons? What's that? Never heard of them. All you bes is chutney boy though since you only need to worship money and that should be your only goal in life. Not striving to be better, not being better in all conditions. Just memebash so score goes up and billions of mental retards feel better about high scores. Woooooo! Big sixes. We are the best SAAAARS.
STUPENDOUS poost bla x
heeeyyy criccy …curioso here :)) .just wonderan…haev u heard of NAtoo¿https://youtu.be/79IEesucPo8
Hopefully this ends the 5 match t20 series and we get to have 5 match ODIs instead
garn sleepytown lads*waits at bus stop*
>>156539085x
Test
biippitti pass boopitti
Lmao the yankjeet is going crazy now with the spam. bindia getting BTFO in the joke format once again and they are losing it (not that they were ever sane)
>>156539708Wonder how early the Indians evacuated Bristol tonight
>England are 120/1 at halfway>India were 71/3At this rate the 5th T20 will be abandoned because India fucked off home
>Lmao the yankjeet is going crazy now with the spam. bindia getting BTFO in the joke format once again and they are losing it (not that they were ever sane)
>Brook on charge as England set to inflict record fifth straight defeat on IndiaI don't follow meme formats, how the fuck is a country of 1.4bn so shit at its one sport? I assume it's a genetics issue, you can answer my question now I won't read any replies..
Meant this
>>156540064kekthey've been absolutely hopeless the entire time they've been over here, can't bowl, can't bat, tonight they've just given up bowling wiseonly saved from 6 straight defeats by the rain in durham
>>156540094BODIEDEEMED
>losing with 37 balls remainingLMAOLMAOLMAO
Sure England might have won and India lost to Ireland. But since sporting merit doesn't matter and you need to worship money, India actually won if you really think about it. What? They're the world's laughing stock because of jugaad behavior? Well whatever. Their conscience is clear because the only thing that matters is they're Brahmans and being superior in your head is the only thing that matters. Can't believe you people even care about this stupid game. Kek. Money is where it's at. We need to worship money. Sporting merit? Having fun? Sportsmanship for the sake of it? Lol. Loser behavior. True Indians only care about being the best (arbitrary definition).
beating India in cricket is getting a bit dull lads
Need to start thinking about a more competitive opponent, these dead rubbers are a bit pointless. Maybe Zimbabwe or Kenya
>England's first ever T20 series win over IndiaLOL
When is Rashid getting replaced? Surely no point having a 38-year old play? Or are England the reverse India? Let the shitters play T20 and not ruin the youth with the meme format?
How come India can't win in their favourite sport?
>>156541114This isn't scamming old grannies retard.
>>156540821
>India lose>Sebbo starts spamming againDoing a notice
I am spammy btw
Bros… Saturday is packed
ABsFrogs PaddiesEngland BoksPoomas Norway
>cric - Constant Complaining
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING oh dear yankjeet amd Britjeet lots of jizzat lost by you boys tonight
that 15 year old was supposed to be the next don scatman
>After the series defeat in England, India has a silver lining in a hot, new prospect for the IPL.>The rain!
is there a higher tier of embarrassment than losing a game of cricket to england in 2026?
>>156540993This surprised me. Even more unbelievable is the timing of this win with England being caught up in the drama of the Stokes departure and India winning the T20WC in recent months.
Brook is also a shit captain
>>156557592This too is true.
>>156557474Think it shows how shit this India side actually is.
wow I did not expect cric to survive the football spamwould have missed out on my very important post this evening otherwise... here it is *ahem*>bindiaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dear oh dear sebshit earning a poo-coloured medal in posting about everything BUT the game lmao
Is it worse for India to lose against an England that has a few Pakis in it rather than an all-White team? Couldn't imagine having your despised neighbour have the right to laugh at you is all that nice.
luckily for them they lost to both so don't have to contend with that little choice KEKI have no idea how the most populated '''''nation'''''' which only cares about one sport and one format loses in said format of said sport. truly grire
Is Ousmane Dembele related to Usman Khawaja
>Innocent KaiaYou just know his parents were covering all bases if he turned out to be a criminal
How many izzat points do you lose for being a wonderboy who flops on his debut against one of the most dire bowling "attacks" in the sport?
>>156559136No but Steven Mbappe
>>156559086it's shitdia mate. the only nation more unathletic than the welsh. I'd honest back zachy to beat shitjeet at tennis
We never did get the Zachy Jamboy boxing match did we?
Still thinking about that stumping from Hope.
>>156559572T R I N I L A LRINILAL‘chabin bla!! tisbeenaminute innit!! xhttps://youtu.be/lUFqDp82LhM
>>156558758
>>156559486there's always still time to hold the SPACKY vs the PAKI
>>156506714*taps*
>>156546777phwoar that's good eatin'conflicted between who I want between your lads and Haaland's brave vikings thoughnice digits too lad
humiliation ritual for poos continues
more like LOSEdiakekKEK
>business end of the football wc>cricketing general still going strongwe won cricbros. good job.
>>156560540it has been pushed off the board many times albeit
>>156558758thing is he feels he has to post because shitjeet and all the bindian flags vanishedso he kind of needs to show face and the only cope is to pretend to (suddenly) 'not care' about t20s. sorry s**** but your lads got fucking smashed and that too against avg teams (direland and england). humiliating stuff
>>156560642>and all the bindian flags vanishednoticed they are still on /sp/ but switched to talking about football insteada case of a foul smell not going away
>>156560574I gave up on keeping it alive when I had nothing to postunfortunately theres no cricket on so we were primed to be raped by the football threads
Good morning retards
>>156561025gm sir
>>156561025turn on your monitor iykwim haha
>>156561215G O T T E R N
>If England win the final game in this series they will usurp India as the #1 ranked T20 team in the worldWowee
>>156561691AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthat's genuinely fucking hilarious and a huge WEW for Bindia
wait they actually have rankings in t20?what a strange cricketing time we live in
>Theres no good mick posts-ACK>>156561025>>156561215
wahs tonightall blacks tomorrow
>>156561215>>156560642
>>156561691That's weird. How can a team that just got btfo'd by New Zealand in cricket become the #1 team in T20I? Surely it must be a real format.
it's only real in shitdia
Indians worship money though so they count as humans.
BBL|16 opening match to be played in Chennai Gades v Scorchas.Thoughts lads?
>>156564432soulless but expected for a comp well past its use by date
>>156564432I’ll never watch bbl again
>>156564432wont watch itwill upvote any comments I see on social media critical of it
>The TV audience in India for BBL matches last summer was 50 per cent higher than those tuning into the Ashes Tests.
>>156564771Camp Of The Saints inspired horrors right there.
>>156564432don't know what any of that means but if it's something you enjoy then that's cool mate i'm happy for you
>>156564432Will never be watching BBL ever again. Every young boy grows up wanting to one day play for their home crowd. Disgusting excuses of human beings have ruined everything you love. I hate this earth and I fucking hate Indians. Play the game for the sake of it not to twerk for Indians. I'm gonna punch Mike Baird in his nads.
>>156564771Duh doy. BBL is at night, which is mid-afternoon evenings for Indians. Fuck broadcast television. Fuck Fox. Fuck BBL. Fuck Indians. Fuck Albanese. Fuck Modi. I hate everything and everyone. The sport is the product not the theatrics.
It's a good thing AFL is played in ovals, otherwise you'd see them going the way of NRL and now BBL. Chase the money, lose your soul. Why can't it just be about guys having fun with their friends? I'm going insane. Fuck zoomers. Fuck corporations. I will not fall into Samsara. This is hell.
>>156565690afl is also playing their opening games in india next seasononly the chadly nrl is ignoring the jeet
>>156565724Bindians could use a contact sport thougheverbeit. Still shite. NRL hosted Vegas games so it's not like they're slme kind of based local sports league.
>>156565761>Bindians could use a contact sportDon't they have kabaddi?
>>156565841True. Forgot it existed for a moment.
Corner bed man like myself. Iykyk
>>156564771but sebshit told me they don't care about t20
Maybe he's just tired of you depersonalizing him and he just wants to be treated as an individual
1st reply ITT fatty fat fat
Zachy's relentless bullying has inspired me to get into fitness and lifting again. Although I intend to surpass him by successfully completing a v5.
will take you 10 days maxthe only athletic welshman is a new south welshman
in whitby lads
>>156567142v5 in Australia?that's a v0.5 in Darlington mate
>>156566471Was this Lou Vincent's prison cell?
>>156566471I imagine Melie Kerr and Nathan Smiths bedroom looks like this but with a double bed
>>156567721i imagine they have two seperate single bedsor possibly some sort of bunk bed arrangement
>>156567721they sleep in a modified sex dungeon
>Christopher Luxon greets Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi at Auckland Airportwonder if they'll be discussing the current state of cricket
morning fellas x
>>156566961x
>>156567354.05 in the Mumbai or NY
>>156561025umm.. turn on your monitor fella hahhaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZjKQEN1tY
>starts in a month >schedule still unknown >website under construction this is gonna get postponed again and I really want to do a long weekend trip to Scotland for a game and some drinking
Indian women are bottling it too
>>156568919my fellow evropeans
>>156569079i would too if my only option in life was indian men
>>156568919>3 aussies>1 kiwi>a tongan>a singaporeanah yes the european premier league
>>156569191tonga my anus faggot lmao
>>156569169
mad how far you have to scroll through the games at the top of cricinfo to find out the results of the 4th t20i that took place between england and india less than 24 hours ago.
>>156569233yeah the sites a sack of shit these days
>>156569210gottem
>>156568919>>156569212see >>156508533
reminder shitdia lost to direland and england in their fav format in the only sport they claimed to '''''''know'''''''
>>156569307what do you want me to do? >Schiedam is a shithole >I'm allergic to cats >I have to work >I'm going to Scotland or Ireland in August
>>156569455nwjust felt like pinging ya fella xhttps://youtu.be/LLk3BTJ372M
he'll talk about anything but the grimdian peem
Sebbo trying to distract away from India's performance again lads
>only replying to the dutch lad because he's the only one not bullying poodiakek making it a bit too obvious fattyyou're only one step from 1st reply ITT though so might as well follow through
@156569*ummmm…are u k fella ¿*taps*>>156506714also>>156506817
https://youtu.be/LDx50UqQNs4me¿ finna get an early start on crisco methinks ngl x
oi bruv innit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUwPHB_znk
>>156569649he's probably a poo, lets be real
*leaves a stale fart for the next poster to discover in a half hour*
>>156571196it won't stand out from the smell of yankjeet lad
ol bingo wings is a very irritable neurocouchy
>couchZachy brown nosing yanks again I see
it's settee for me
heard both settee and sofa growing upa member of a mongrelised race i am
stopped reading at mong
yh not a fan of zachy using couchneeds to foy his vocab a bit
https://youtu.be/a2nmJooVW2Ex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPMsettee mentioned
https://youtu.be/PdnxdxmEO-I
>England men's players have been advised to avoid drinking alcohol on the day before and the day after matches, under new behaviour guidelines.Imagine needing to tell adult men this.
>>156572218difficult when they know theres a /cric/ disco on
>>156572097https://youtu.be/uzk51whVOY8UNITNIT
sebshit how did bindia go in their t20 series against a team of drunks then champ? actually, turns out it was 2 teams of drunks KEK
Going sleephttps://youtu.be/THxoFHkq3nU?si=CPG14E5dCCtWpE2U
>>156573176*heems you for six*
fuck i need to bred
need my big pale white ass fucked and cummed
>>156533910
/gayfl/ leaking into /cric/ again
>>156573176>going sleep Good advice for Yankjeet. Take you meds then go to bed sebshit.
Absolutely MASSIVE fixture ongoing at New Road tbqhwy ladsThe applecidermen probably slightly happier than the pearscidermen as things stand but it's pretty even
Got the other applecidermen on Sunday in another massive fixture, live on Sky Sports for your viewing pleasureThink as long as we win one of the two fixtures we should get through to the quarters, but admittedly haven't done the mathematik on that
widdecombe murdered :/
>>156576209Yet another instance of vile anti-Catholic persecutionThe government must intervene (by giving me a better job)
hmm sebshit seems to be having a very difficult time answering how india got on during their t20 games in England and Ireland
>England will face no action from the International Cricket Council (ICC) over Ben Stokes' retirement video.
*be's in Berwick upon tweed*
Dolly just gone for 22 in an over, and Mir has followed up by going for 26 off hisYoung lad called Dhariwal on 49 off 12 ffsIn a series of 10 balls we've fucked it
>>156578945
And now he's just been dropped tooPearsmen determined to deprive me of the opportunity to watch them at Finals Day here
Finally got him for 70 (22) Surely taken the game away from us though, 29 off 26 neededCan only rely on a massive choke from here
FUCK two more wickets down, 16 needed off 12Gonna be CLOSETwo saffers at the crease though so I imagine they'll just do it in a few big swipes and there won't actually be any drama
FUCK Waite absolutely shat the penultimate over and they've done it with six balls to spareReally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory thereNeed a big performance against Somerset on Sunday to sneak through as one of the 3rd place sides now
morning allgo Belgium
Feel like pure shit just want the 12th and 13th overs back
might go back to sleep
its overMcVitie's Penguin and Club bars are no longer classed as chocolate after rising cocoa prices led the makers to switch to using other ingredients.But both treats are now described as "chocolate flavour"
glammybros........
Essex won lads
>>156590177The only thing that matters is Div 1 survivalFUCK DA BLAST
you're still not welshyou're a tarq from the greenest fields in surrey
>>156490713He's a teaboy in heaven now
Listening to Elliott Smith because it no longer feels right to be happyIf I don't score at least 34 runs tomorrow I might just end it allWould probably settle for a duck and a muscular fielding display thoughever
watch out for the U-12s offspinner prospect there bard mate. got a mean arm ball
killing yourself would mean you'd have to give up blogging on here and I don't see that happening
>>156591824Not sure why you'd be under the impression that an U16 county player is an embarrassing opponent to be dismissed by desuThat said, I didn't actually think he was that good, and was quite annoyed with myself when the arm ball got through and shattered my off stump into figurative smithereens>>156592142Fair point well made
You can’t play tomorrow bard you’ll miss the rugby
I've never been out to a bowler under 20
>>156592744Not really into the ruggers desuThey had it on down the club last week while we were playingBut all I could say to them was"Not really into the ruggers desu">>156592997Yes but have you ever played cricket?
don't have a tarq enough accent to say 'ruggers', even ironically. think you just outed yourself as a sleeper tarq
Yeah thought that as I typed it desuAnd I don't say "ruggers" in real life, not sure why I said I did My accent is perfectly located between tarq poof and working class benefit scrounging oxygen thief, as befits a man of my humble middle class status
>sleeper tarqyeah except he got like 99.7% tarq on the test he devised himself
just over 2 weeks til cricket is backwill the general live that long
I'm not sure it's particularly 'alive' right now lad
>New dinosaur species with neck as long as cricket pitch discovered in Thailandnew unit of measure just dropped lads
might watch the eng woman tonight
>>156574560>NZ left off ANOTHER world mapdisgusting tbphwyl
It’s up lads >>156595075>>156595075
>>156595088you went a bit too hard with the detracting of other nations in the OPa lot of punching down too, which is frowned upon
>>156595088left u a present fella x
cricket
Pajeet free sport >>156596871
>>156595870stay there
no x
>>156596915good post
Will the inmates finally stop running the asylum?
Melie Rooter plays tonight
>>156597883no but steven convicts may>>156598632rooter i hardly know her
bumping for /cric/
>>156597068kekkkKkabsolutely bodied that mong
humping phoebe for the future of our race
sex with melie
sending impregnation techniques to nathan smiths instagram dms
if he needs help with that he's more hopeless than I thought. maybe I actually have a chance
1 step of having sex is making sure your bed isn't in the corner of the room
not a sex expert but that seems totally unrelated
>>156601838Shalom.
nice room
State of Zachy accusing others of being tarqs when he grew up in a house like that
Mad this thread survived the night
>>156601838what would happen if you tried to do sex whilst having a corner bed?
>>156603850Arrested for statutory rape
>>156602759just an air b n b probably the most Tarq/largest private home I have ever been inside thoughever
>>156604015that room isn't tarq, its just old furniture and not particularly nice old furniture either
golfing tomorrow
>>156604030what would an australian know lol
>>156604082SO GLAD this isn't me
>>156604082wish this was me
>>156604112you posted a middle class room. both my grandparents (rip) houses looked like this
>>156604030Retards confuse ‘nice’ for posh is some weird reverse-snobbery >you must live in an un-comfy shithole otherwise that makes you LE TARQ
the house is massive it's definitely tarq and not middle class
>>156604194post the blueprints then champyou wont
watching the rugbyor the ruggers as bard calls it
>>156604138I agree with this assessmentpretty normal room still nice thoughbeit
>>156604292Enjoy the ruggers palConcluded that there's nowt wrong with adopting tarq vernacular from time to time>>156602759None of that furniture looks too expensive but it probably does reflect tarq rather than povvo sensibilitiesWorking-class mouth breathers don't even have a modicum of taste and also can't read anything that isn't on a smartphone, so you'd just never find a room like that in a povvo household
Interesting phenomenon in the tarq vs povvo conversation that while the majority of decent batsmen are privately educated, far fewer fast bowlsmen areWe have that in my side too, where 3/4 of the decent batsmen are these privately educated tarq poofters but all of our pace bowlers (who trundle in at about 55mph) are tradiesGuess there's a pretty obvious explanation of these pampered poofters not having the mental toughness for the hard labour of pace bowling
Think the exact same phenomenon has been a constant since the days of the gentlemen and players system that defined English cricket from the early 1800s all the way through to 1962, but I'm not enough of a cricketing historyman to know that for certain.
the narcisstic neek could easily compress his novel into one post but is too neeky for that
Bard lad, did you play today?if so how'd you get on?
>>156605229yes. the rich would have their servants bowl to them and field their balls. early cricket was essentially a open-wicket net session for the rich landownervery similar to early golf honestly. bowlers are essentially the jamboys of cricket
>>156605297It's only 10.40am lad, the game is ahead of meWe're against top of the league so I'm not expecting too much, but we beat them twice last year and I got my highest score of the season against them, so you never knowLooks like I'm down to bat in the middle order again though, which is a bit irritating as I'd prefer to open>>156605263Me Zachy me no read words so good(A brain completely destroyed by pure unbridled alcoholism, alas)
miss when this general was about cricket instead of whatever the fuck it is now
>>156605341ah right of course, silly bugger mewell good luck mate, nothing wrong with a muscular middle-order showing to steady the ship
*bowls bard with a non-turning offbreak*
>>156605341>Me Zachy me no read words so goodKek GOTTERN
30C heat today, gonna be a bit scorchio (was 34C yesterday though, that wouldn't have been fun)Name of the game is to demoralise the bowlsmen and fieldsmen early on with some lusty blows to the ropesBet our opening poofters play a careful and watchful game and allow them to hit their stride thoughever>>156605367Whenever I'm in the middle order I always seem to come in after a collapse (e.g., 30-3, 50-4, 70-5, something like that) and I need to play sensibly and help the team re-buildBut that's really not my game, I'm much better playing aggressively against opening bowlsmen when the field is in, so I can get my levers through it and send it to the ropes>>156605388kek this IS a possibility (although I think the team we're against today are all adults)
>>156605423>Name of the game is to demoralise the bowlsmen and fieldsmen early on with some lusty blows to the ropescrisp new ball operatorhopefully you're not coming in during a poolapse and you can just play your natural, aggressive game lad, best of luck regardless x
grim weather to play desushould probably do what the pros do on SL tours and wear an ice-filled bandana under your helmet
Heading off now, hope my dear /cric/ brothers and sisters in the eternal struggle have nice days>>156605470Cheers fella, I'll give it me best shot>>156605491It'll be alright, I don't mind a bit of global warming desu
If Bard scores over 15 i'll stay sober todayAnything under that i'm going hard
>>156605636what about if he scores exactly 15
>>156605659i'll do heroin
honestly bard embarrassing /cric/ almost every time he batshe's out there representing us but gets a duck or <10 about 80% of the timeyjk he's not a walker too so the real average would be even worse. we need that aus lad who played grade cricket back
>>156605703I play golf now mate
>he's outwell that was quick, even by his standards lel
just remembered what a cowardly rat cunt graeme swann was in retirementSi will buy a plane ticket to england when that maggot dies so i can piss on his graveno time for cowards
matt prior was pretty high in the cowardice stakes as wellhe was no geraint jones (pbuw)
>>156605577WHAT THE FUCK why is there a wales flag i thought it was made up
>>156605341not me you neek
>>156605263the point being his posts are actually really contentless and bloated. almost like a shitty Netflix documentary they make into 12 episodes when it should really be 4 at most proper pseud
Would love to visit the uk for the next ashes but i don't fancy being beheaded by an illegal
more like you don't fancy your peem shitting the bed here like they always do lmao
have a proper laugh scrolling up and seeing the dork from york's posts what a funny clown he is lol
how did /cric/ weather all the shitposting threads, nevermind hit bump limit, during a deanoball WC. pretty good effort from a dead poomunity ngl
>>156607059t. allah bin mohamed bin husain
>>156607146no shitjeet posts either (zachy hasn't brought out this character since the direland series humiliation)
rip Dermot Murnaghan
>>156607146/rug/ alive and well tooyou love to see it
>>156607146going to get fucked tonight though, don't think there's much point in a new until to-morrow morning
>>156607146tabla x
>>156607620pub or at home
>>156607146there was no cricket on which makes it funnyI guess people were fiendin' for ol /cric/ after a lot of threads got 404'd earlier>>156607620yeah either way if >we win or lose the board will be flooded with memes
/cric/ disco follows the england fiji gameeveryone is invited
>>156607762little blast chat from Bardo
>>156607741we do your mother round the back of the rugby club m8
>>156607193Think the Janny might have finally done is job there, he'll be back within a few days however.
>>156607146>how did /cric/ weather all the shitposting threadswe're a powerful general - probably in the top 3
