Latest bollocks:Arsenal have made England midfielder Morgan Rogers their top target and want to sign the 23-year-old from Aston Villa. (Athletic)>Liverpool have enquired about the possibility of signing 17-year-old Mexico midfielder Gilberto Mora from Club Tijuana. (El Universal)Everton want to sign 25-year-old England defender Djed Spence from Tottenham (Athletic)>Inter Miami want to sign 40-year-old Cape Verde goalkeeper Vozinha after he was released by Portuguese second-division side Chaves. (Marca)Newly-promoted Ipswich Town want to seal a club record signing of 21-year-old Brazilian forward Emersonn from Toulouse. (Give Me Sport)>Paris St-Germain have started talks to sign 24-year-old France midfielder Maghnes Akliouche from Monaco. (RMC Sport)West Ham United have opened talks to sign Nottingham Forest's England Under-21 midfielder James McAtee. The 23-year-old only joined Forest from Manchester City for £30m last August. (Teamtalk)>QPR are interested in signing Livingston goalkeeper Jerome Prior. The 30-year-old Frenchman is contracted to the Scottish Championship club until 2028 but could cost as little as £100,000. (Pete O'Rourke)Derby County are ready to listen to offers for Dutch midfielder Kenzo Goudmijn. The 24-year-old spent part of last season on loan with Go Ahead Eagles in his homeland. (Derby Telegraph)>Sheffield Wednesday are targeting 31-year-old Bristol City goalkeeper Joe Lumley - who was on loan at Hillsborough last season - as a potential replacement for Manchester City-bound Pierce Charles. (Wednesday Word)
>>156500549>West Ham United have opened talks to sign Nottingham Forest's England Under-21 midfielder James McAtee. The 23-year-old only joined Forest from Manchester City for £30m last August. (Teamtalk)Kek. Holy dead careerola
>salford city kitToday I learned AIG did survive post 2008 crash through government bailout
so....who's hijacking Manzambi?
>>156501350Awful
https://x.com/i/status/2074791760308691348In other news, Mitoma crashed a cyclist with his car while ignoring the traffic light
>>156501834>comments damage controlling for him
Slippy G!https://youtube.com/shorts/m6ckq_bzurw?is=lpah_S4J0JGwUC9h
Yes I am watching the PFA free agents summer camp XI play the French UNFP teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3BFfQoQJY
this does not slip
>>156502376>Jonny Williams is still only 32
>Andrey Santos to #mufc is edging closer. Talks are progressing between both parties. There is growing confidence a deal gets done, with Chelsea seeking £50m [@MikeKeegan_DM]
my ancestor :)>brushes away tear of joyHe’s so beautiful, bros. No homo. I want a Haaland jersey but I hate City.
Hopefully, whoever wins Norway/England wins the whole thing.
People in my family want to see West Ham away in the new season. There's a morbid interest in how shit a stadium it is.
>Fenerbahçe have reached an agreement with Ollie Watkins over a move this summer.>The Turkish club have agreed a three-year contract with the Aston Villa striker.>Fenerbahçe are now in talks with Villa over a transfer fee, with the Premier League side seeking €35M and the Turkish giants hoping to complete a deal for around €25M.
>EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC
Man Utd paying 50 million for Andrey Santoswtf?
>XCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC
Need me bread and circuses. Im thinking about holding politicians accountable when i dont have it
>>156505956Is this real?>>156505956Grim, feel bad for Newcastle
>>156501834Hes a good boy he didnt do nufinaru
>>156507651sounds like he is willing to force the movecant blame him they are clearly a side on the decline
>>156507728He's a good player. He's a lot better than Ugarte
>>156505956Why would he go to Fenerbahce, he's only 30.
>>156505956Can’t trust Turkish papers
>>156507751
>>156507651
>>156505485>I want a Haaland jersey but I hate City.you can get a Norway or Dortmund one
>>156505485> My ancestor :)
>>156508792gottem
>>156508648Holy based. I can't wait for the seethe video.Wait....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k9T74ic3KwIT'S UP ALREADY HAHAHAHAHA
>>156508792Vannon kautta Kalevalan kääröjen, että aion hävittää viimeisenkin suomalaisen /sp/stä… Pilkkasit kuitenkin amerikkalaista.
>>156501834doesn't even have an excuse because Japan drives on the left too.
>>156509064it happened in japan
Why couldn't Bruno assist?
>>156507651arsenal saw this and knew what they had to do
>>156509537When did Zinchenko become Norwegian?
Guimaraes asks to leave Newcastle. Hopefully it's not gonna be another Isak situation
>>156509419Yes exactly, but he's been living here because he plays for Brighton, so he'll have been driving on the left here. Not like he suddenly driving on the right and having to go back.
Why would Arsenal spend £60m on Guimaraes when he's 29 and has maybe two or three years left at best.
>>156510135Because they can
>lost Gordon>lost Tonali>lost Bruno G
Hahahahahaha United had so many snubs this season they had to sign some Chelsea benchwarmer because no one else was interested in him
>>156510249Better options out there t b h.Kaishu Sano and Johan Manzambi or Aurélien Tchouaméni. Morten Hjulmand. Ayyoub Bouaddi.
Chelsea signed and benched Andrey Santos for £15m. Man Utd are pathetic overpaying for this guy
>>156510475Yes but Chelsea pulled off genius moves by signing players for 6+ years long. So Santos probably has 6 or 7 years left on his contract, so you gotta work on that.If you wanna mock United, then mock them paying £40m for Ederson with 1 (ONE) year left.
Was there rigging involved in argie vs egie yesterday?I don't fully believe it but starting to see it
>>156510572Hiw much did newcastle pay for wissa with 1year left? Only to be injured almost all season
>>156510682I think egypts disallowed goal should have stood but they scored right afterwards anyway. There are sour grapes because they absolutely bottled it
I'm of the opinion that Chelsea are going to massively regret selling Santos. What do you guys think?
>>156507728His ceiling is incredibly high, I'm of the opinion that he's eventually going to put it together. Physically ideal for the premier league>>156508648Shouldn't that encourage UTD fans based on his track record? I don't really watch his stuff tho
>>156507938You won't do shit.
>>156510803What about the arg pen that shoebir saved? You seen it?Surely that's not a pen no? The argentina player visibly drags his leg behind him to hit the egypt player, saka vs bayern with that last minute challenge from neur comes to mind. I know it didn't matter in the end cause messi didnt score but still.People also talk about that shirt pull by macallister, didn't think it was a pen personally.
>Leeds United is delighted to announce the signing of exciting forward Harry Wilson, who arrives at Elland Road on a four-year-dealIncredible Leeds not only pulled this off, but got him on a 4 year contract
>>156508974>we have massively overpaid for him, he's not a 50m playerYou would think a guy that covers the sport for a living would be up to date on the price of players in the current market
>>156510443Those options wouldn’t cripple Newcastle
>>156511038Yeah but honestly that would've been incredibly harsh to be given as a pen imo, i personally think if that offence on sala was committed outside the penality area it would've been VARed, but taking away argentina's 3rd goal and giving a penality to egypt for that would be a bit crazy. In the end i think egypt bottled it honestly, 2 nil up with 10 minutes to go just to lose 3 2 in the end has to be due to personal errors rather plain rigging
>>156507651the players have given up on Eddie Meme
>>156510349Transchester Dilated begged for all 3 of them and left with noneSad day for GB and MT
>>156511198>>156510881>>156510826is this someone at ineos
>nobody wants Joelinton
>>156511497It's boehly.
Woah! We Got Bellingham,It’s Coming Home We’re Telling ‘Em,We’re Englishmen in New York,Woah! We got Harry Kane,He’s gonna score again,We’re Englishmen in New York,
>Spurs refused to pay for PalinhaWow I didn't see that coming. I thought he was a lock, especially how much he was saying he loved the club. Maybe they think they can just make do with Tonali and Fernandes? Not sure about it
>>156511558Will be an actually good move if Man United go for him now
>>156511558would they need him as well as Tonali? I wouldn't think so.
>>156511594They'll wish they did when Tonali gets injured on match day 1 and De Zerbi is playing Archie Gray in midfield
>>156511558love palhinha, proper passionate lad, big brexit tackles, but too many midfielders now and hes not really a de zerbi style player. and hes a bit oldthink he could do well at a promoted prem side if he fancied it
I can see people are already shaking in their boots about Spurs being back.
>>156511681Maybe Sunderland replace the Xhaka shaped hole with him
>>156511620maybe, but they need to spend in other areas
>Chelsea have announced the signing of Sporting winger Geovany Quenda in a deal worth £40m.Oh_yeah.jpg
>>156505485>we wuz vikangz
>>156507651>their own captainabsolutely microscopic club, there will never be a cartel seven
>Crystal Palace reach verbal agreement to sign Oscar Mingueza, here we go!>Deal agreed for Spanish defender to join as free agent from Celta Vigo; seen as top ‘secret’ target as club sources confirm.
>>156511973>deal agreed a year agoblimey
>>156512091Remember that even when Leicester won the PL & FA Cup, they were still treated as also rans
>Manchester United to conduct thorough medical exams on Ederson before determining whether to proceed with a €45m deal.>Clarity expected soon now the World Cup has finished.why does this keep getting reported on so much if its just normalgot to be something more to it
>>156512099Odd Arsenal didn't go for him since White is made of glass.
>>156512740Well they need four midfield signings. So it's odd to bail on it.
>>156511973haven't they got enough overpriced shit wingers on the books already
>>156512939Oh you fool. This is just Boehlinzho's genius. Sign young players on 8+ year contracts, then sell them for profit in a couple of years if they're not good. Look at Santos. Cost Chelsea £15m and now sold for £50m.
>could spend £60m and loan back Bouyaddi and have a good player next season>instead spend £60m on a 29 year old who isn't that good and won't improve the teamArsecuckbros.... wtf (what the fr*ck) do we do now??????????? LEFT WINGER STATUS????????????? STRIKER STATUS???????? RB STATUS??????????? LB STATUS???????????
>>156513122Bruno for 60m is a fantastic deal anon, don't be a twat.
How much will Sheffield dominate the third tier?
>>156513257>replying to obvious shitposting>>156513272They won't, they're in the ninth tier.
>>156513257back to your containment thread, arsecuck. that's daylight robbery. £40m, tops. and you'll probably pay £85m anyway lmao.>>156513290COPE.
>>156513290I like to treat all posters as though they are earnest
>>156510349
>>156513333So do I, but that was blatantly obvious.
>>156513333Important digits, Vern
>>156508648Ok I wasn’t sure he’d be good for us but now I’m willing to give him a shot
Arsenal is a strange move from Bruno G's perspective. Who gets dropped? Odegaard? Zubimendi? Where does it leave Eze and Mikel Merino? And what about the pathway for Max Diveman and Nwaneri? So many questions
Has anybody seen Snubtroony?
>>156513788Arteta wants x2 sixes and x2 eights. Assuming Norgaard is leaving, they need another six. The issue is he isn't one. Zubimendi, Merino, Rice and Bruno G make up that, with that black kid who played there near the end also being around.Odegaard is apparently leaving or possibly leaving. So maybe replacing him. Nwaneri is prob being sold or loaned out again. Dowman is a winger, prob gonna be loaned I bet. Martinelli is also possibly leaving so maybe something is happening there moving somebody to LW. Who knows.I don't think they'll even buy Bruno, they won't wanna drop £85m on him and there are better options out there if they need a six.
>>156511497fuck you!!!
>>156513335wtf I love Geordies now
>>156513788he will just want a bit of silverware. if Brazil had won the WC he might have been content to stay but Arsenal do look a good bet for a medal or two.Presumably he will start alongside Rice with Odegaard in front.
>>156514009Unironically I think Merino is their best midfielder after Rice. Not that I know if he's a midfielder, No.10 or a striker.
>>156513788>Who gets dropped?Newcastle
>Goldbridge sneeding over Santos signing>Flying Pig sneeding over Santos signing but is at least optimistic>Not watched Saesneed yet>Rory Jenkins sneeding over Santos being sold>Not watched Mah yetso is this a good buy or not?
>>156514042There are three worse teams than Newcastle
>>156514080what if one of them does a Sunderland?
>>156514080Yeah that’s why they need to be disassembled
>>156514070he's a fine player and given the recent midfielder transfers he's a steal
>>156514148One of the teams I'm talking about is Fulham
>>156514036Same but Rice won't get dropped and nor will Bruno if he goes. Merino seems to have been a bit unappreciated everywhere.
Why are Dilated signing benchwarmers from clubs that finished below them?
>>156513788We saw their "new" tactic when skelly became a midfield starter. Rice and zubi will rotate at the 6 and they need someone to rotate with skelly (enter guimaraes). But also may need to replace norgaard if he wants more time. Rice and saka will be heavily limited early part of the season or they'll just break from overwork.They also still need to buy at least 2 defenders (replace Ben white and more CB depth because saliba needs back surgery after the WC). Merino will likely be super sub striker as they'll find a way to get rid of gabriel Jesus. Nwaneri and dowman will split time at RW with madueke. But all this comes after they sign a LW. They wouldn't sell trossard unless they were close to buying someone. They will be doing something stupid spending £130 million on Morgan rogers who isn't an out and out winger.
>>156514296Merino I guess is 'that utility player' every team needs, except he literally is. Never seen a guy move so much like a striker but not actually play there. Bellingham is the closest I've seen.
>>156514345Those clubs bail each other out all the time. Like when Man U bought Mount, or when Arsenal bought Madueke or when City bought Kovacic. Chelsea need bailing out all the time.
>>156514420I will literally stop following football if Arsenal buy Rogers for £130m. It's literally the end of the sport if they pay that. But then I've also seen the linked with Rashford so that is nearly as bad.
>>156514070Decent player not really exceptional at anything. Would have rather Lavia was sold before him
So is Ederson still happening or not?
>>156514520Lavia only exists to play Liverpool.
>>156514570Probably but there has been claims of cancelling it or United going OTT in the medical to back out.
>>156514070Okay Saesneed>£50m is fine, he's good, chelsea didn't want to sell him
>>156511159Sideways move for him maybe even downwards?
>Watching United Stand and their end of season review>We finished 3rd, that's not good enough but better than what we could have finished>We got more points than Arsenal [after Carrick joined] so that means we'll be challenging for the title next season>We beat Arsenal and they were the eventual champions so this means the title challenge is on>Everybody was great>Lammens is better than Allison and Raya
>>156514750Fulham are fucked>replacing Silva with Arbeloa>losing both Wilson and Jimenez
>>156514772I did that too and said the same thing. I also said the same thing when that fat bloke on there went>I didn't have a problem with players scoring goals, it was the players keeping goals out I had a problem withand the dozy bint comes out with>Well you have no problem with Arsenal then because they cared more about keeping goals out than scoring themThe issue is that1. Arsenal scored more goals than United2. Arsenal scored more league goals than United3. Arsenal scored more league goals than United since Carrick joinedSo it was a really dumb comment. As for challenging for the league... They could if they play the haramball that United played. They do need another midfielder because Ugarte is out for a year and Casemiro is gone.
>>156514772They also need more attackers. They barely finished the season with their front 3. Unless they purposely crash out of the cups and CL they need another striker and winger as they try to push rashford out.
Okay /trans/, what do each GOD SIX need?>ArsenalLWRBMCLBSTCB>CityNothing, really. Unless they sell players like Savinho or Marmoush.>LiverpoolRBLBCB>UnitedMC x3LBST>ChelseaSTCBMC>SpursSTLW
>watching Talkshite>AJ Tracey says Van Der Ven is better than SalibaIs Talkshite literally just designed to write absolute nonsense scripts to give to people so they can bait people? VdV is fast and I think Liverpool or Chelsea would do well to sign him, but he really only uses that speed because he is constantly out of position.
>>156515226>Is Talkshite literally just designed to write absolute nonsense scripts to give to people so they can bait people? YesThat's how Laura "Coalburner" Woods started her career on the morning show saying Hi to that lonely sad sacks of shit that called in, gaining a simp army before she fucked her way to ITVThose are the people that take talkshite seriously
>>156515183>Brentford MC Grindah
>>156515226Yeah you got baited, you mug.
>>156515305Laura Woods was on Sky for years before she went to talkSHITE.
>>156515380slag got to start slagging somewhere, she blew up after saying Hi Terry Hi James Hi Callum on builderSPORT
>>156515331Hello I am steves
>Isak>Gordon Minteh>Bruno Tonali>AndersonWhy didn’t Newcastle keep their £500m attack and midfield? Are they stupid?
>>156515471Weren't allowed to because it might have meant Sky's clubs could be finishing outside of the top 6.
>>156515471I suspect because these players didn't want to stay at newcastle football club anymore
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>>156515183Why do Chelsea need a ST?
where is he
tfw the board went from hoping we beat mexico to hoping we lose to norway
>>156513788For when Rice falls apart
>>156516430he never has
>>156516177Did they?
>Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031. Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reported
>>156516676Another man united target off the table.Wonder if Valverde is still holding a grudge against him. If so, he might be pushed out.
>>156515520>might have meant Sky's clubs could be finishing outside of the top 6.But two did?
>>156515843Is this bait?>>156516543Yes, because they're sucking off Haaland. Have you seen the amount of memes about him? Forgetting he is English.
>Manchester United will aim to arrange a transfer for their England forward Marcus Rashford, 28 before their pre-season training camp in Dublin in August. (Sun)But plans are also in place, though, to reintegrate Rashford into Manchester United's squad under Michael Carrick. (Guardian)>Arsenal and Tottenham are among five Premier League sides eyeing a move for RB Leipzig and Norway winger Antonio Nusa, 21. (Teamtalk)Barcelona have shortlisted Bournemouth's French striker Eli Junior Kroupi, 20, but could face competition from Paris St-Germain, Arsenal and Tottenham. (Fichajes - in Spanish)>Juventus want Aston Villa to lower their demand for a 10m euros (£8.5m) fee for Argentina goalkeeper Emiliano Martinez, 33, having already agreed personal terms. (La Gazzetta dello Sport - in Italian)Barcelona are competing with a host of Premier League clubs, including Chelsea, Manchester City and Manchester United, for highly rated Colorado Rapids and Australia defender Lucas Herrington, 18. (Teamtalk)>Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool are all chasing 18-year-old Lille midfielder Ayyoub Bouaddi, who is starring in the World Cup for Morocco. (Football Insider)Chelsea will consider Juventus and Serbia striker Dusan Vlahovic, 26, if they choose to reshape their striking department this summer. (CaughtOffside)>Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho is considering Arsenal and Italy's Riccardo Calafiori, 24, his Gunners team-mate, Chilean Piero Hincapie, 24, and Manchester City and Portugal's Ruben Dias, 29, as he looks to add physicality to his side's defence. (Fichajes - in Spanish)Former Liverpool and Brazil midfielder Fabinho, 32, says he is interested in reuniting with Mourinho at Real Madrid after leaving Al-Ittihad. (Talksport)>Sporting are set to sign Chelsea's Jesse Derry, 19, on a season-long loan with the winger due in Lisbon for a medical. (Sky Sports)
>>156517181>VlahovicI get the Morata vibes from this guy
>>156517181Madrid and mourinho have been chasing calafiori for a long time now, the european giants are really not taking the new rise of the premier league very well. They can't stand when players say no to them
>>156517309Well demand £80m and sign somebody else.
>>156516676>>Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031. Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reportedOHHHHHSNUB CHESTERDILAAAAATED
>>156517181Juve are comically broke
>The situation with Ederson is less clear. Concerns were raised over an initial medical exam, but #mufc have denied rumours that the move may be off and insist he will go ahead with a full medical. It’s unclear when that will happen [@ChrisWheelerDM]Why are they being suspiciously sketchy about this?
>>156517181>plans are in place to reintegrate Rashford
>>156517642I imagine integrating greenwood wouldve been easier if the media didnt make a mess out of it
>>156517619he'll travel to England after his holiday
>chelsea fans are angry chelsea has made andrey santos available for transfer all along (to united of all team) and united fans are angry he's not some big nameTchou is off the table and somehow there's a news United still want a marquee midfield signing so I wonder who's left?
>Newcastle United are set to activate their £45m buy back clause for Leeds United star Sean Longstaff, Longstaff is seen as the long term replacement for Bruno Guimarães.
>>156516676LOL
Who needs Elliot Anderson, Sandro Tonali, Mateus Fernandes, Aurelien Tchouameni when you've got Sir Marcus FREAKIN' Rashford?
>>156517293Morata is like R9 compared to him
>>156513515the Ernest series of movies were unsettling as a child
>ederson + andrey santos are still cheaper than tonali
Cheap as Chips Sir Jim's Budget Shoestring FCwallowing through the trough at Aldi looking for some bargain players
ynr Jim is a Chelsea fanthis is why >>156514504 is correct
Santos is 3rd choice behind Enzo and Caicedo but if he leaves Chelsea dont have depth aside Lavia and dude's injured a lot or reece james OOP
>>156519355>looks for a centre mid>ends up with a social media coordinator
>>156519507James also gets injured a lot. I guess they need to sign a new midfielder
>>156520095they're stacking so much defenders and attackers it's actually funny
>>156519507>>156520602I'm still fucking staggered at how they have constantly had no depth in certain positions since Clearlake Capital took over.
>>156519507what about that Barco guy
>>156522326thought he's an LB but somehow he plays there more. seems like only last season where he played CM more. but then again he's an unknown quality at this point and chelsea should go for a more experienced midfielder just like they wanted xhaka in.
>>156522441They should for sure. As for Barco if he has the physicality and athleticism to play in the prem he's going to be a monster
spuds already bought 2 new mids, bruno g wants to leave for assna meanwhile chelsea are currently stuck with essugo barca lavia depth
>>156520602they really need to buy a keeper too. Liverpool as well because Allison is gonna be gone soon and Mamardshivilli looked like shit
>Fabrizio Romano: Mason Greenwood’s camp has informed Fenerbahçe they accepted the contract terms offered until June 2030. Fenerbahçe have all agreed with Greenwood and again in active talks with OM on fee over €40m after official bid sent earlier today.
>>156525201aanddd man united will get 40% of that
>>156524096If Chelsea doesn't sign a new main goalkeeper and plays Sanchez next season. Let's just hope they reduce the ball-playing bullshit. The risk-to-reward ratio just doesn't make sense
>>156525510i imagine they'll try Penders
just spotted Matty Longstaff at Newcastle airporthe was working at Greggs
>>156516996Chelsea have joão pedro. Niggurlus jackson and delap
>>156518252God that can't be true
This premier league gonna be such a shitshow, i can feel it
thank you for your opinion mr asmir
Adeyemi and Gordon on the same team? Stop them. If you can...
>raya>kepa>mesliernasty gk depth there ngl, an injury to raya and their season might be over
>>156527826It doesn't matter. Unless Iraola pulls off a miracle Arsenal are going to repeat as champions quite comfortably
>>156527826meslier is far too young to just sit as 3rd choice GK and he's not even homegrown so idk what's the plan to bring him. would make more sense if kepa wanted to move elsewhere to get gametime
>>156527840>Unless Iraola pulls off a miracle Arsenal are going to repeat as champions quite comfortablyAre they? Defending a title is far harder than winning it.
>Danny Ings is set to sign for Leicester City. Former England, Liverpool & Villa forward is a free agent and will sign a one-year deal in League One w e w
>>156528473>only 2 goals in championship last seasondude's proper washed
>>156527840Arsenal almost bottled it. With man city and Liverpool having new managers it could be the difference
>>156528473could start for tran u
>>156528533That implies he would ever be fit enough to play. Leicester have learned nothing.
Gz Davey!
>Sheffield Wednesday Football Club are delighted to confirm the return of Barry Bannan. >Arriving from Millwall, Bannan has signed a one-year contract to extend his storied career at Hillsborough.lmao
any updates on ederson to united situation?
Newcastle fans complaining that they'll never be able to grow so long as big clubs with more history keep swiping their players...like Tonali who they bought from AC Milan
>>156529899>Slop Six defender
>Newcastle are closing in on Johan Manzambi deal with SC Freiburg
>>156530141From Freecastle to Newcastlewow
>>156530449And will no doubt join Chateauroux at some point
>>156530141Their last big purchase from bundes worked so well
>>156530141Another midfielder out of manure’s reach
>>156530141he any good?
>ederson still hasn't done medicalbizarre stuff, is it possible that INEOS actually caves in to the fans' demand and has cancelled the transfer?
>>156530141FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIBUUUUUUURG YEAH!
>guimaraes wants arsenal and is prepared to force an exit How the turn tables
>Newcastle United right-back Harrison Ashby has joined Luton Town on a season-long loan.>The former Scotland Under-21 international has previous experience at League One level, having helped Bradford City reach the play-offs during the second half of last season.>Ashby joined Newcastle from West Ham in a deal worth up to £3m in 2023 but is yet to make a first-team appearance for the Magpies.one of the weirder Saudi-era Newcastle signingswas on loan at Swansea & QPR two seasons running then has somehow fallen down to League One level
>>156532422I wonder if theyd all want to leave if they had a manager more exciting than eddie meme
Thinking about when Haaland gave a look to the camera then went missing and bottled the league title
>Sky: Spurs are in the running for Summerville, and Manchester United are very aware they could lose out to Spurs on another priority signing if they do not move quickly, having previously seen midfield target Mateus Fernandes opt to move to North London from West Ham this summer.
>>1565324713m is nothing though, kinda like Divin Mubama joining Man City after being barely used at West Ham only to get loaned to Stoke.
Uhhhhh we signing any new Tigers, Acun mate?
>>156534536why are spurs spunking massive money on such mediocre players
It seems like since we kidnapped Hasidic Davinders sister and butchered her into a kebab, we've had money problems
Liverpool are directly to blame for every inflated valuation you see this window by the way after paying premium prices for tat
>>156537108Dirty bastards they are
>Manchester United are close to completing the signing of goalkeeper Karl Darlow on a free transfer from Leeds UnitedLOLI was shocked to read Darlow is 35, for some reason I kept thinking he was early 30s.
mantroony taking the SNUBbening viddy well I see
>>156537306Kahl Drago? In net?
>>156537108>paying premium prices for tatis tit no longer the going rate?
Liverpool are the reason we're not signing Ederson, Anderson, Tchouameni, Toure, Bruno G, Senesi, Tonali, Mateus, Hjulmand et alwetin deya BOMBOCLAAT
>>156501381Newcastle it seems
>>156537707add MyZombie to that GB wins again
>>156528506With ekitike not expected to return until early 2027, will isak and gakpo be enough up top? Also have to wonder how much worse van dijk will age out and if jacquet/gomez/leoni are enough.
>>156528506>Arsenal almost bottled it.Not really. Meanwhile City really did bottle it.
Naaaaaa na nananananaaaaaananananaaaaaahey troon
>>156538728BAH GAWD THAT'S LARGESH FATEL'S MUSIC!
>>156538817>BAH GAWD THAT'S LARGESH FATEL'S MUSIC!>LARGESH FATELpopped my ass KEK
fuck Karl Darlowthat is all
Meslier looks fucking odd nowWas he living on the Yorkshire Moors the past year
>>156537108No club has ever respected “We don’t want to sell” so the prices always climb. £15m used to be a fuck off price too.
air frying fries (chips) like a redditor before gametime
we're going to need to generate some buzz around my fries or we're getting bumped out of the catalogue again
>>156540201He'll fit in around woolwich
>>156540201Looks like the Heron food's Declan Rice
>Galatasaray are confident to get Lesley Ugochukwu deal done in the next days with new official bid to follow.>Agreement done with the player and getting closer with Burnley.
>>156544513Thought he was decent at Southampton
>>156537827No but who is really signing him?
>>156550098>Newcastle have a verbal framework in place for the transfer of Johan Manzambi. They believe and hope they’ve got their man. does feel like a gazumping is on the cards
>>156550457>Frank Lampard is 48 years old
*jogs to top 4*
>>156553873Top 4 in the Bumdesliga is top 14
>>156553873I wonder what his chant would be>Xabi, Xabi, Xabi!, Xabi
>Manchester United will look at the potential of a naming rights deal for the 'new' Old Trafford as part of their "sanity, not vanity" approach to the £2bn stadium plans.Right lads, who do you think will buy the naming rights?
>>156544513UGOCHUKWUUGO UGOUGOCHUKWUUGO UGOI CAN'T STOP THIS FEELIN'
Manuel Poogarte
>>156555578What about 2nd in Ligue 1
the depth as it stands (still think ederson is a go)
>>156502376Genuine question, how many players from these games actually get a contract with a somewhat meaningful club? or at least how many "success" stories are there of them not only joining a club after being unemployed for a bit but rising up higher than that and playing for a top level club in Europe?
>>156514520Lavia is match fit for 3 games a year, why the fuck would anyone want him, specially United with their butcher doctors.
>>156560430https://www.thepfa.com/news/2025/5/12/pfa-pre-season-returns there are some examples obviously they're not gonna get signed back to PL again but they should have a liveable wage
Chicago Fire FCArsenal
>>156560275Comfortable Europa league finish
>>156560632aside arsenal, league is wide open though
>>156560430Most of them end up playing in the lower leagues of British football
>fucking craft ice
>>156561446Thought it will be ice from Himalaya or the South Pole. But nope, it's a frozen tap water
>>156561786>Dallas, TXwtf
>>156550362gazumping already has a pre-contract agreement in place with bournemouth but is open to offers. manzambi and ugochukwu's agents have been alerted.
>>156561446>>156561786I can't get this anywhere near mejdimsa...
is a person from somewhere like Harrogate more likely to support Harrogate Town AFC or Leeds? How does that usually work
>>156563036shut up
https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/49312786/man-united-reveal-location-new-100-000-seater-stadiumWill it be called New Trafford?
>>156563464Jesse Derry son of former Crystal Palace player Shaun Derry is from Harrogate, it’s why I ask
Why Manchester united (biggest club in the world) cant sign any players?
>Jurgen Klopp reveals outrageous lengths Liverpool went to during secret talks to sign Kylian Mbappe - before France superstar snubbed Anfield club for PSG LiverSNUB
>>156565327he said it was the most expensive deal to never happen during his time at Liverpool so in his mind they did genuinely sign Caicedo
Ooooo karl darlowwwww
>>156528436In most years I would agree. However I think because the two teams most likely to challenge have new managers, one of which is replacing a manager that has been at the club for a decade, Arsenal should repeat as champions quite comfortably.
>>156505956Well this shan't be happening. Villa are making moves next season, trust.
>>156517466Nah, they'll use Romano and media shills to try to get him cheap so they can go dump a fortune on some meme winger.
>>156530833He was one of their best players in their Europa League run. He's definitely getting his price jacked the fuck up due to the WC performances + Newcastle's desperation, though. Bournemouth or somebody would be signing him for 28M otherwise.
Jadon Sancho is still a free agent, clubs arent quickly lining up to get him in. >inb4 he'll appear in PFA preseason
>>156567405You might have some wank material then you sad cunt.
>>156565327>Due to the complexities around tapping up players at rival clubs, Liverpool wanted their recruitment mission to be kept quiet and so did not want to risk landing - so made their pitch in the air.Literally admitting they were tapping-up. Such a vile club.
>>156557921What happened to the circus?
>>156568810https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cql1w0kkv16o>For the first time, the plans highlighted exactly where the stadium will be, although the 'circus tent' design unveiled by minority owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe in March 2025 was missing.>Roche insisted the plans were not set in stone and that the club would be speaking to designers Foster and Partners and also consulting with fans about the exact designs over the next few months in the hope there would be "something to share" with supporters either at the end of 2026 or early 2027.
>>156564308>Why Manchester united (biggest club in the world) cant sign any players?no one wants to play for a club that got beat by Grimsby
ugliest sponsor of the season?
>>156568965Is it even a print, looks like its part of the shirt
>>156568965That is dogshit
>>156568847It was kind of funny i thought. Jokes write themselves but idk at least it was unique
>>156568965Why have the bunting right in front of the camera like that?
>>156568965better than the gambling shit
>>156569054Don't think anyone would argue with that. Oh hang on, the gambling shite is on the sleeve instead.
>>156568847>will create 48,000 jobs and 15,000 new homesI love when they say shit like this. Temporary jobs, and homes that will be filled with the rich or migrants (who will be imported for the temporary jobs)
Anyone get the feeling that journalists creamed their pants at the Balogan thing? Trump hadnt been involved at all and the world cup has actually been pretty good but they seem to be relishing this and saying how its ruined it and its completely unprecedented.
>>156569168probably but it was bad so its not like it was baselessly hating on himwonder if trump turns up at the final now
>>156568965>potentially Bournemouth's only ever season of European football and they're playing in a kit that looks like someone stuck a Gaviscon tablet on itSomeone posted this in the Twitter replies and it's far better.
Sorry but its genuinely embarrassing that liverpool legend Yorgen klopp under no pressure just said that liverpool took a massive 5 bedroom private airplane and had the whole mbappe family in it for a drive around the atmosphere lasting hours while eating the best most expensive food just for mboop to tell em to fuck off Why would you willingly say this?
>>156569687You're just mad Mbappe didn't want to fly on Shartsnal's private jet
>>156569687Not sure why he's said any of it. He went out of his way to say they did all this because they were illegally tapping him up and apparently you can do that during a flight. The rules don't apply to Liverpool though so nothing will be done.
if only
people pointed out hojlund's case where he was signed while nursing a back injury which made him miss some games at first but eventually he came back healthy and didn't get injured that much again.i just think if he's good enough to be signed despite his injury concern then let him in and get him healed in manchester
>>156570268>they were illegally tapping him up and apparently you can do that during a flight.Can't have been that illegal then
>>156570459It is illegal and he was wrong. Your bent club will forever have an asterisk.
>>156558404kek this will go over a lot of heads
>>156570410And if its something that will cause recurring injuries?
>>156570827Dont teams usually approach the player or agent before the club? Whats thr point of launching a bid if the player says no
>>156571497This appears to be a recurring issue with liverslip. lavia, caicedo, bellinglol etc
Sorry for Bonnie Tyler and Maddie, lads...Save Sir Cliff
>>156571768if youre so sorry give maddie back
>>156568847>Roche insisted the plans were not set in stonethis play on words will also go over a lot of heads
>MAJOR BREAKING: Michael Edwards has quit his role as chief executive officer of football for Fenway Sports Group, which owns Liverpool, leaving the club facing a period of unwanted executive upheaval (paul joyce)
>>156572030>leaving the club facing a period of unwanted executive upheavalbut also>Edwards informed the FSG hierarchy of his decision last autumn
>>156572030Klopp flapping his stupid fluorescent mouth has kickstarted the downfall of this cheating little outfit.
Say something nice about Mr. and Mrs. Rico Lewis
>>156572030offer it to Mbappe
>>156572030Leaving like rats on a sinking ship. Where is the liverpool supporting mentally handicapped Birkenheader usually spamming this thread
>>156573217happy for them tbf
>>156573217Does he still play? Her little over bite is very endearing, wonder what she saw in the millionaire rico lewis
>>156573282Think he might be off to Nottingham Forest next season or some other similar club
>>156573217Is he injured atm? Why didn't Tuchel call him as the 4th choice RB if James, Livramento and White were all injured and he hates Trent?
>>156569687oh no how could a football club use a private jet my arsenal NEVER does this!
>>156573452No, he's just shit and so Pep stopped playing him because he didn't want to lose games. He was healthy all season. Rico is not a good RB in general.
>>156573217As a Manchester United fan, I hate Rico but happy for him and his white wife. Glad his father in law offered her up to improve the gene pool.
>>156573217>le "footy lad" lookHow contrived. Sad!
>>156573456Correct.
lmfaoooo dear oh dear what HAS El Kloppo done now!!
lmao gonna miss this based retard
Ann Woltemadebros...
>the terminally online indonesian being desperate for attention again
>adayemi gone>rogers $10 trillion>barfcola not available>guimarass not for sale since poocastle has no more midfieldershahahahhha YES YES arsenal will be forced to sign someone that can actually play the game instead of these absolute fucking shitters>probably were never in for them in the first place but it still pissed me off
the absolute state of the price
>>156575360We already signed that someone, tzolis aka the legend from club brugge, known as the destroyer of the belgian league
what are SNUBsnal being snubbed O ALI Kuwaiti
>>156575755genuinely think he'll be great rotating with martinelli (if it happens)
>>156575783Shartinelli really needs to man up next season if trossard is truly gone to turkey. He's gonna have to get consistent with his goal contributions
>>156576007yup going to be a lot more weight on his shoulders going forward if we only sign tzolis on the leftunless tzolis just fully snatches shartinelli's job
>>156575660>€29m for a bad player with 1 year left under contractOverpay
>>156576404dirtmund are a master scammer though, they should've also baited man united to do the bidding war, easy 50m
We really need to lower the schizo level in these threads and raise the quality. Calling everyone shit and making up random buzzwords isnt funny or interesting. Transfers are,......
looking from their record arrivals https://www.transfermarkt.com/rb-leipzig/transferrekorde/verein/23826, they're gonna flip this dude for 50m at least in just a season, these lots are lucky bundesligma is such a fraud league anyone can look good
>>156576465That’s why /Arse/ exists
>>156576465everyone is shit thoughrogers is mid at best, the conversation around him is fucking insane
>>156576684The conversation is “We don’t want to sell”. The ever increasing price tag is a consequence of low reading comprehension.
>>156576684trvke, only good thing about the guy is he's an xG cheat, his dribbling looks "good" because he just dribbles it in open space during transitions
>>156571465if it were like mason mount where he was already struggling with injuries before he moved to united then i'd understand but ederson has just lost 12 games in his whole senior career with 4 of the games were due to rest (if transfermarkt were to believe)kinda reeks this kind of move if im being honest, the difference is fekir did have ACL but after that he was relatively fine until years after his supposed transfer to liverpool
>>156576834holy fuck i now remember fekir and thomas lemar
Hello where are the signings
erm chat why can't arsenal* sign rogers or adeyemi?
>>156568965i don't like it at all lads
Was he a flop?
>>156577408theyre shitetabloid nonsense
>>156577723I ask purely because it strikes me that if he wasn't a flop, then there would be no need for the Morgan Rogers signing
>>156575660>22m
>>156577770>>22m>arselel couldn't even afford the equivalent of £5m 10 years ago
>>156575660>>156577770>7 goals 4 assists in bunda league
>EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.>Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.>Éderson won’t join #MUFC.
ANOTHER SNUBBY AAAAAAAAAAA
manures tranny window is getting munich'd
>>156578171LmaoStill need 3 midfieldersShould get FBs too but hey if they want to keep running shaw and dalot
>>156578171sounds like they just came up with some shite to call it off after seeing the response who is running that club lmao
>>156578487He's got a dodgy knee according to reports. It will be interesting who they go for next. If there are doubts about his knee they have to walk away, they can't be signing a liability, they're thin in midfield as it is
wallah were getting ederson bruv waalah UNC caseUNCmiro UNC regen bro
>>156576007>He's gonna have to get consistent with his goal contributionsMartinelli is a known commodity. It's up to Arteta to use him in a way that actually works.
Why haven't Man United bought anyone?
>>156578487I don't think they are lying, because if they were that could probably turn into something serious. They are damaging both Atalanta and the player's reputation here, so if it's a fabrication it could have legal repercussions.
>>156579076no one wants to play for Sir Michael "GB" Carrick and merry band of midtable rejects that lose against 10 men
>>156583418STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>156578171we're so back
why does this specific slag ALWAYS interview tuchel
>>156579076They’ve signed Andrey Santos for £50m
De ketelaere.NOW that's an arsenal coded player.
What happens to Edison now? Jus hobbles back to his old club and dreams at what could have been?
Now i remember Azpilicueta
>Lammensso no clean sheet yeah?
Uh oh, Lammens in
>lammens on for injured courtois Losing on pens
>>156587302>>156587320>>156588562>POONITED
LAMMEN AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAAGAGAGAHAHGAAGAGA
>Lemons
Damn
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH CATCH THE BALL U OVERHYPED PRICK LMFAOOOO CONCEDING TO AN ARSENAL SHITTER
Penders would have controlled that rebound just sayin..
>Flammens
Better buy a new keeper too united. His confidence is gonna be shot going back to Manchester
Ok maybe not comfortably but I still think they get a Europa League spot
>Sub on Pooshited player>immediately lose
Trans u fans why doesnt your goal just catch the ball?
was that bitch crying after he conceded? KEK he's crying
TRANSCHESTER DILATED FANSWHERE ARE YOU
Onana gene activated
erm I thought he was fan voted by Indians to be the premier league signing and goalkeeper of the season???? loony mantroonybros......????
Belgian Onana (not the Villa one)
Former Newcastle and current Gay Gooner Arseanal* player Mikel Merino capitalising on the mistake of a trannyGB always wins
I don't think Unai Simons better than Raya
ynr the iraqi kuwait crossdresser saying merino is shit, now he'll be glazing him
>United need to replace at least half their lineup still Need £500 million la
I don't think trusting the opinion of a Zestchester Dilated customer is a wise move considering how much they hyped Senne Lammens. Yes, THAT Senne Lammens that cost his country a place in the World Cup semi finals (not a meme, it was actually his fault)
Spain winning despite having Porro on the pitch is the real miracle, fucking hell what a dreadful player
>>156589507in a kebab
>>156590716
Can't criticise players from the team which finished 17th twice in a row as it's 'obsession', you have to praise them
the tide has turned on liverpool public hates them now after their cheating and victimhood
Senne Lammens Score if you can
Spill if you dareRebound if I let you
>>156590163He is comfortably their 3rd best keeper but the bald gym teacher that manages them is in love with him.
how do they do it
So what is happening with Ederson? First apparently he's off and now he's signing?
>>156590196Merino is shit because he's played in midfield, but he isn't a midfielder. Clearly isn't. He's a No.10 or False-9.
>>156589109>CONCEDING TO AN ARSENAL SHITTERHappens more than you think.
>Former Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah, 34, could be pricing himself out of a move to the Saudi Pro League, with clubs baulking at the Egypt international's financial demands. (Sun)Bayern Munich have told Real Madrid to forget signing their France forward Michael Olise, 24, who is off limits this summer. (Marca)>Borussia Dortmund and Germany attacker Karim Adeyemi, 24, is heading to Barcelona in a 31m euros (£26m) deal. (Bild)Arsenal and Liverpool are facing a transfer battle for 25-year-old RB Leipzig and Netherlands defender Lutsharel Geertruida, who was on loan at Sunderland last season. (Caughtoffside)>Manchester City and Tottenham are interested in Portuguese winger Francisco Trincao, 26, and could hijack his 50m euro (£42.6m) move to Saudi Arabian side Al-Ahli from Sporting. (Record)Barcelona are set to step up a move for Atletico Madrid and Argentina forward Julian Alvarez, 26, after this summer's World Cup with a bid of 130m euros (£110m). (Sport)>Hull City have lodged a bid for Mjallby midfielder and Swedish World Cup star Elliot Stroud, 24. (Expressen)Manchester United are exploring moves to sign two more midfielders after completing a deal for 22-year-old Chelsea and Brazil international Andrey Santos. (Football Insider)
>Greece centre-back Konstantinos Mavropanos, 28, is attracting interest from multiple Premier League sides and clubs across Europe following an impressive individual campaign at relegated West Ham. (Sky Sports)Como are hoping to sign Colombia defender Davison Sanchez, 30, but could be put off by Galatasaray's 30m euros (£25.6m) asking price. (La Gazzetta dello Sport)>Manchester United are in the market for a goalkeeper who can provide competition for Belgian Senne Lammens, 24, and could turn to Paraguay's Orlando Gill, 26, who is understood to have a £5.2m release clause at Argentine side San Lorenzo. (Manchester Evening News)Newcastle United's hopes of landing England goalkeeper James Trafford, 23, from Manchester City have been increased with Aston Villa - a potential rival for his signature - keen to keep hold of their number one, 33-year-old Argentine Emiliano Martinez. However, Chelsea are also interested. (Chronicle)>New Benfica boss Marco Silva wants to sign his former Fulham midfielder Joao Palhinha, 31, and a 25m euro (£21.3m) bid is already being prepared to prise the Portugal international away from Bayern Munich following his loan at Tottenham last season. (Record)
IMPORTANT UNITED NEWS>Sources claim Ederson deal is off. Both clubs deny this.>Manchester United have renewed their interest in João Gomes following the collapse of his transfer to Atlético de Madrid. The price is €45m (£39m)>Johnstone had previously attracted interest from Manchester United. Instead, the club is set to sign Karl Darlow from Leeds United.>According to AS Roma Live, Tottenham have done the most work on a potential transfer for Man Utd winger Marcus Rashford. Rashford's future is uncertain. He could stay at Man Utd, but he could also be sold before the window closes.>Sky Sports UK reported that Manchester United has made a move for Crysencio Summerville and is described as being more willing than Roma to meet West Ham's demands.>Team Talk reported that intermediaries have explored Napoli as a potential option for Marcus Rashford. Despite liking the England international, a transfer is not a priority for the Italian clubs because of his current salary of approximately €8.4 million, including bonuses.>Altay Bayindir's career at Old Trafford is likely to end, as a sale is expected to be agreed upon shortly after the signing of Karl Darlow.>According to BBC Sport’s senior football correspondent Sami Mokbel, Manchester United are interested in signing Neco Williams from Nottingham Forest. Will be more than £24m.>Orlando Gill has been linked with a move away from San Lorenzo, and Manchester United has been mentioned as a potential destination>Darlow is joining Manchester United on a free transfer>According to transfer reporter Ben Jacobs, Manchester United could consider a move for Cody Gakpo if the player specifically asks to leave Liverpool>Real Madrid rejected a €120 million (£103m) offer from Man Utd for Aurélien Tchouaméni >Sunderland have communicated to Noah Sadiki that they have no intention of allowing him to leave this summer, amid interest from Manchester United
>tfw life gives you Lammens
>>>156589133 (You)Facts
>>156594797>Manchester United are in the market for a goalkeeper who can provide competition for Belgian Senne LammensWhere do I apply for this role?
When life gives you lammens :)
>>156596603didn't see thisKEK
Liversissy having a samefag melty while everyone else is watch the World Cup. I'm so close to calling the Samaritans on his behalf.
a bit unfortunate for Ederson's news, I think Carrick wasn't involved on targeting him and the entire time of the media circus it's him pushing that he's not the guy and united should search elsewhere
>Ferran Torres has reached an AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE in principle with PSG.@DiMarzio
>>156600573all these years and I still couldn't tell you if I rate him or not
Mantroony taking the ball SNUBbing Lammens' hands very well I see
>>156600776never hear anything about him until transfer talk but he looks like he puts up decent numbers
>>156600573I think they're still in for Diomande too. and shipping out muani and kang in lee.
i love trans lads
>>156602219>MuaniHasn't been the same since the 2022 final
Erling Haaland has scored 7 goals from his last 10 shots against Jordan Pickford..
>>156594776Asking for so much even the saudis think its extreme?
>>156501350>Getting Scholes to model an orange kitI....
>>156594776>>156594797cuties
>Manchester City are delighted to announce the signing of exciting young winger Jeremy Monga from Leicester City. Looks thrilled to be there.
So are liverpool gonna sign a proper salah's replacement after being cucked by diomande? Or munoz is da way
Unless infantino rigs it for argentina and messi channeld his 2009 self, an arsenal player is probably gonna end up being a premier league winner and a world cup winner(saliba probably).Ofc the baloon will go to mboop or some random pacey winger anyway
>>156605095This nigger is a mong KEK
>>156604553kys tranny
>>156605760Are you suggesting that Morten Odeshart or injured all season bench rider Miguel Merino should win the Ballon d'Or?
>>156607173>injured all season bench rider Miguel MerinoI genuinely think he should be a starter for both Arsenal and Spain.
Manchastar United won!
>>156607241He does start for Spain but only came back from injury a few weeks ago. For Arsenal he's been shit whenever they play him in midfield but he's a better striker than what they have
>Everton are keen on signing Newcastle winger Jacob Murphy. >The 31-year-old has just 12 months remaining on his #NUFC contract and could leave this summer.
>>156607528No-one wants to stay at Newcastle any more. Howe is a busted flush.
>>156607332It really is weird how he looks like an absolute fucking shitter in midfield but incredible as a striker.
>not training under xabi meaning he's not in his plan>still 50m broat least make it more convincing that he's not some wantaway player
>>156596603he's got an air of Bean
Looking into City Football Group, I noticed they own Chinese super league club Shenzhen, and that the club has a Scottish manager. Imagine that, coaching a bunch of Chinese lads
>>156608696what a quirky little consortium they are and with great sponsors xD
>>156608696He was assistant manager at another CFG club Lommel SK in Belgium and then they decided to put him in charge of their Chinese club. Basically the CFG version of Liam Rosenior.
>>156608724Also the CFG owned club in Uruguay literally just has the City logo with a sun in the middle instead
>>156608696I thought the Chinese league had basically collapsed
>>156608696no way those little guys can understand the purple burglar alarm dialect
>>156608003This is the kind of player everton would have spunked 50mil on 5years ago. Surely hes done in England now?
>>156608758It's still going, I looked into it and the only way to watch it is through some streaming app called Migu and you need a Chinese reverse VPN to see it because they block all incoming foreign IPs
>>156608696Jesus, what the fuck happened to Robbie Neilson's hair.
>>156608794>I looked into it and the only way to watch it is through some streaming app called Migu and you need a Chinese reverse VPN to see it because they block all incoming foreign IPsI thought I was a ball watcher for waking up early to watch the old firm
>>156608799My hairline is like that. Fuck
>>156608822I just saw on livescore a Chinese game taking place and my curiosity got the better of me.
damn riphe's younger than me :(
>>156608842Apparently this video that was uploaded today was made exactly for me: https://youtu.be/eu2Iirp0SZg
ken bates died lads
>>156609008Surprised he was still alive
When life gives you lammens
>>156534121>/arse/ after the 2-1 loss to City in April
>>156608935>FIGHTO>ANDO WINNN>COME ON SHENZHENNN
wrexham released a jacket with an english (white) dragon instead of a welsh (red) dragon
>Alejandro Garnacho has not joined up with the Chelsea squad for pre-season as the Premier League club actively look to sell the winger.lel
Captain Hjully snubbed Tran U
i've stopped caring about which players my team should get and i just have a full trust the transfer people know what they're doing
>>156501834Based cyclefag destroyer
>>156609749it genuinely does look like a knock off england jacket
just did a poono on the lammens
>>156514511> will literally stop following footballNo you won’t
>>156609868He should go to Juventus or somewhere like that, that's his level
>>156599521He is 100% mentally ill
Do you think you’ll stop hating Arsenal a little bit when the season starts
>AIEEEEEEEEEESSSS LEAVE LAMMENS ALONEEEEEE HE WAS THE GK OF THE SEASON OKAY?;?;?!!!?!
>>156610171never hated them, honestly they can win a couple more PL over shitty having a resurgence under maresca but of course i still prefer if tricky carrick can bring the PL home
The media refused to report appropriately on Klopp bragging about how they tapped up Mbappe (and failed) but PSG would've seen it and will cry to Uefa so there's some consolation.
>>156594776>Hull City have lodged a bid for Mjallby midfielder and Swedish World Cup star Elliot Stroud, 24Be an interesting signing if nothing elseAt this point I just want us to get a body in the door so I know we're not sat on our arses
What happened here
>>156610302Apparently Zambrano is coming back
>changing the colours of the club badgeMcReynolds making a right fuck up with this away kit
>>156610379>FirefoxLol. It's over. They gonna have Ask Jeeves on it next? jfc
wondering why someone who was a starter for a club that reached EL for the first time ended up getting spat to a serie a team that spent a good time in the relegation zone last season only to realize ah yeah the texting to an underage girl thingy
>>156608925What happened?
>>156610344Didnt he mock harry kanes speech impediment and basically got cold shouldered by all NT levels
>>156610877His grandma died and then he killed himself when he got home
imagine the hilarity united suddenly decided to sign ederson anyway to own fab and other ITKs
>>156610344>1. Leipzig offered half the money that the Villa director offered. >2. Emery fired the Villa director for bringing him a short, slow and weak winger. >3. Liverpool want similar money to the first deal that got a DoF fired, even though he’s had a year of not playing football.He’s not getting any taller or faster so he should gain some muscle and play the 10.
erm I thought Lammens was supposed to be the saviour
>>156611022Was his grandma anne widdecombe? :(
>>156611022He killed himself because his grandma died? I mean that's sad but you know people die and all....
>>156610171i never hated arsenal because i wish my club did what they did. give time and effort to building a good team rather than just going #yolo and hoping that new signings will somehow copy their stats from before.also city and chelsea cheating makes me dislike them more.
>>156590163Spain flag said no one on their team likes Raya because he never played in that desert farmer’s league even as a youth
>>156612122Raya wins Golden Glove three years in a row and Spain are like 'nah senpai'. But to be fair they've only consneeded one goal this WC.
Ederson is off, now we just need to sign Rogers and Bouyaddi and the window is a good one.
>>156612176>But to be fair they've only consneeded one goal this WC.I always think of it was as why fix something that's not broken? It's not like a Ramsdale scenario where the old keeper had very clear limitations and an upgrade was needed. Simon has his limitations I'm sure but he's been more than fine for Spain so why would they change a winning formula?
Looks like Arse are signing Christos Tzolis for about £35m-£40m. Looks absolute shit.
>>156612444Guess that Daily Fail guy who claimed Arsenal were gonna spunk £260m for both Rogers and Barcola was just chatting absolute shit.
Can newcastle sign rashford please. They have all the money but none the player left.
>>156610344mad how he single handedly won the Euros last summer and is unwanted, meanwhile Smelliott Anderson and Alex Scott from that same team are going for 100m
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