No girls allowedFéry calm edition>Order of Playhttps://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>Streamsfreestreams has fallenjokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://www.vipbox.sc/tennis-livehttps://tennisonline.me/atp-tour-online-streamPrevious>>156480069
reddit is seething about Zverev grabbing back to back a 2nd slam :)
why are some male tennis players so fatthat's a féry fat face>>156510945reddit can get cancer
there is no need to be upset
>>156511036i don't like this picture of férythis one's better >>156508433
>>156510945I don't care about reddit, I bet they were seething about Messi as wellThat's the fate of the GOATS
>>156510894Binnervic will be the first match right?
Odds surprisingly long on the vulture, 6/1 to win the tournament. Tempting.
I was hoping Fritz would at least make the semis, but picturing Rothenburg literally shaking and crying is a decent consolation
Is this the general where I can post the slags or is that the other one GO ON FERY HE'S ENGLISH I THINKKIND OFSORT OFGO ON FERY THE ENGLISH KNIGHT
>>156512013He's English. He has an English accent.
>>156512013You want the other thread for slags
>Arthurt FeryWhy not Arthur Plane or Arthur Ship or Arthur Helicopter
>>156512200a ferry is a ship
>>156512339what's your shipyour otp
>>156512087>has an English accent, he's EnglishLike Jean Luc Picard did
The Serbs here told me Fritz was elite why would they lie
>>156511036the face tennis needs.This changes everything, I root for him now.
>>156512510Zverev will literally never lose another slam match again now that he's unlocked.>Bonzi>Machac>Halys>De Jong>Jodar>Mensik>Cobolli>Blockx>Royer>Giron>Lehecka>Fritz>Fery>Gassed 39 year old DjokovicRemember their names.
Bought some cannolis to figure out what the fuss is all about
>>156510894Strong era tennis is Fery era tennis (and also Cobolli)
>>156512013Meh. Anglosaxons are just a bunch of Danes mixed with French anyway.
>>156513475>rg semi finalist matteo arnaldi>wb semi finalist arthur ferywhat do you call this level of tennis? and which random is gonna make uso semis?
I can’t take the British heat no more Moving to Scapa Flow
What did Evo mean by this?
>>156514139Bitter little goblin
>>156514139lol rattled
>>156514139He mad
>>156514139Said nothing wrong
For those that like to dabble in a bit of /cyc/, there's a good Tour stage tomorrow to fill the gap so all good really
>>156514139been a bitter seething prole his whole life
>>156514310Only if it’s one of the stages Welsh tv are showing
hope darwin blanch is the literal who outside top 100 who makes uso semis. always been a believer
>>156514310I see enough spandex niggas on the road every day
>>156513699I don't know. It's a level that is too low to lampoon with weak era memes. Fritz and Felix shitting the bed is one thing, but this is too much anon. I'm so confused.
>>156514139I like Evo but he is pissing away any goodwill he might get for how much of a minge he has been this summer
>>156514471Yeah, posting shit like this is just pathetic. Not even a funny kind of bitterness where you can laugh at some stupid joke. Just sad.
K shaped era The toppest top guys are good and the average shitter is a lot more competent than in the past but the ranking 5-20 guys are absolute mud Means you don’t get the exciting matches from one of those guys peaking versus a top guy
>>156514386He plays tonight btw
>>156514563>newport challenger>vs the cassonewe need a new word for grim
>>156514525tbf a lot of good solid top 20 guys are injured. It'll be better if Draper, Fils, Musetti etc ever get fixed.
>>156514708>Draper, Fils, Musetti>betternot sure about that
>>156514725Fairytale, with the money he’s earned from this run he can finally buy a hot meal and a haircut.
Can Fery even defuse players like Zverev? I didn't watch the Shelton match to see how much he crapped himself
>>156514992Otto beat Shelton, not Fery. Zverev will win, but will find a way to struggle way more than vs Fritz. Fritz had knee problems.
Did Coboli shit the bed against Fery? Or is he legit? Never heard of him until nowNot that it really plays a role for Zverev since, even if he beats Fery, he will have no chance against his nemesis Sinner, who will get to cakewalk the semifinal since Djokovic can't play two five-setters in a row anymore
>>156515036Oh right. But I still think Zverev would have won today. Even without the injury. He looked like he was in the zone
>>156514781More entertaining than Cobolli, De Manure and a washed Meddy
>>156515397Meddy can retire in peace with one slam. Imagine being Shapo, and living with a career of cringe moments like the rap, or hitting that ump in the face?
>>156515444I remember when some morons here tried to shill me Medvedev as the best hard court player ever. Glad washed up Nadal stopped him from winning another slam.
For me? Inigo Cervantes Huegun.
>>156514708drapers finishedlike nibbahow you garn get a elbow injuryden knee injuryden a DIFFERENT elbow injuryhow much time off is he garn have? like 2 years at diss ratewasting some important years of career imoguys cooked
draper peaked when he tactical vomited in the us open, making sinner slip in his spew. he has done nothing since then. fery is IN.
>>156510894Be honest; how are Novak chances for the 25?
>>156517105novak will drag sinner into deep water under 34 degree heatand drown himlike michael corleone drowns hid own brother in godfather 2
>>156517105>Sinner into Zverev after 5 hours with FraudixI'd say his chances are about as good as Cobolli's
>>156517105He could beat Sinner on a really good day. But not after having played five sets already. Once Alcaraz is back and he has to go through both of them, it’s impossible for good. He cannot regenerate quickly enough anymore. As such, his chances of winning the tournament are virtually non-existent. And time is running outBest I see is him taking Sinner to five sets, and that would be a truly heroic effort already. He likely gets clobbered. Fully rested, he‘d have a shot, despite not being the favorite
Not sure about this new ,,djokovic gets tired" meme
>>156517717He does. Pay attention to his last few slams. Had no energy left for Charlie in the AO final. The main reason he could even defeat Sinner was because he had 2 walkovers from Mensik and from Musetti who was about to send him home.
>>156517717Bro has looked gassed way too often. Strongmind can only get you so far
>>156517145*Not the point, but Michael had Neri shot Fredo in the back while the two of them were fishing in a boat at the lake. Michael was in the house looking through the window.
dog day afternoon, now THAT is a film starring Al Pacino and John Cazale
Blanchists...
>>156517105He can maybe squeak by Sinner if his decrepit old ass is perfect but he’ll be gassed against Zverev. I doubt he wins another Slam unless he can dodge both Sinner and Alcaraz
>>156518126kek
why did they kill newport anyway
>>156517105The best they will ever be, which is why he’ll masterclass the carrot. Zverev has the game to beat him but he’ll choke.
Reminder that Fery's birthday is literally on the day of the Wimbledon final this Sunday. British riggi incoming???
>>156518773He’s French
Jokoshits wife wants that bbc
>>156518445not enough money or sponsorship, only literal who's (2020s grass specialists, a dying breed)Shame, it was a kino looking tourney
>>156519065>We will be cheering for youIn the loser's side of the draw?
>>156519173>>156519079
>>156510894frey won £900,000 for this
>>156519079She should’ve given him tips for his trash backhand and return. He needs help.
>>156519279can't believe they're still shilling that ugly cunt
/atp/ really sleeping on this darwinian masterclass
>>156519279hes good looking but its kinda ruined by his manletism
>>156519347tf I cant believe we are the same height. I will now support your player
Ethiopia, don't leave us hanging. Post a Zverev interview quote too. We already got the other 3 from today.
PLEASE schedule Sinner vs Djok first, cannot afford a sleepless night for the semis...
>>156519942It will be late. They will schedule it favorably for jokoshit
I’m bakingSwelteringCooking Searing Frying
>>156520006He would do better in the heat
>>156514139poor lower class scum should be revoked his ability to throw slander at our aristocrat british semi final gentleman
>>156520216Lol
Murphy Cassone? More like Murphy Cass-GONE
>>156520881Kekek
>>156519942I think the top half of the draw gets an extra day of rest so they play first
cazzie here, is Fery good or just on a fluke
>>156521758>has won like 2 main draw slam matches in his entire career before>is about to turn 24what do you think
>>156521845dunno what any of that means champ
>>156521758A red hot journeyman like the korean guy who beat nole, milkman and vacherot. He will fizzle out in a few months or maybe after wimbledon
>>156517765It's true that he runs out of steam nowadays, it's why he lost in RG, but that didn't happen in that AO final after just 1 set. He was fresh then injured himself during the end of that set or at the start of the second, the change in his play was too drastic and sudden
This guy is currently filling in the throne for charlie right now. What a chad
>>156521972Grug stopped being a retard and hitting it down the middle which was playing to Djokovic’s rhythm. He put a lot more shape on the ball which forced Djokovic to move a lot more, but resulted in errors as he tried to maintain his aggression. It also wore him out. Safuillin tried the same approach which worked but he couldn’t sustain it. If sinner isn’t a moron he’ll do the same thing. Anyway that’s why he ‘suddenly’ looked like he hit a wall.
Binner in 4
>>156516879waiting for the bitter Norrie posts
>>156522655The Reddit prediction
>>156522655The 4chan prediction
>>156520455Joker will fare better in the heat compared to Sinner so a later start benefits Sinner
>>156523799No way possumvic will outlast binger in the heat right? Right?
>>156523845Carrot was practicing with an ICE VEST nigga he's COOKED
>>156523845That's a different question. Comparatively, Sinner deals with the heat worse than Joker. Scheduling the match later would advantage Sinner.
>fery is 5'9 Grim
>>156524230Manlets ride up
pls vishnu plssss give novak the strength to win his 25th plsss make his opponents crumble in his glory plssss let him destroy that woman and her false record
>>156524315She's a based chudette thougheverbeit
>caring about Court's recordngmi tbqhwyf
>>156514139*Bandfery
Surely the Ferytale ends when he's up against the Gatekeeper himself.
saw fery interviewyou can kind of tell hes not english coz his like intonation sounds like a french person
>>156525639Probably but it should be a better match than Z v Fritz. I reckon Fery would have beaten Fritz
fink would rather fery win wimbledon agenhow would that happen?beat zverev inexplicably after diabetes attackdjokovic beats sinner in 5 hour semi-djokovic keels over in final from geriatricism
so we're all in agreement that big Z is going to destroy Fery, right?
I haven't been this scared for tennis in a while. If Sinner loses, he'll never recover. Losing twice in a year in Slam semis to a walking corpse. There's no getting back from this. Fery please kill Zvrv.
what's the difference between /atp/ and /tennis/?
>>156526516>Fery please kill Zvrv.Shant happen. Big chainzz will destroy that midget
>>156526564atp is the real tennis thread. /tennis/ includes femoids imitating real humans playing tennis
Is Binner cooked?
yeh was nakashima i saw vs zverevlooked like a nomral soze man playing a dwarfgarn be same wiv fery
no clearly not nakashimawho am infinking ofnishikori?nohafta finksmall asian fellamusta been nishioka
>>156526511Nope. Semis is around the time in which Zverev starts getting in his own tiny head and sabotages himself.>B-but he won a major now!!11Did you see that final? It was like he was trying to lose on purpose but Cobolli wouldn't let him.
>>156510894would sinner v zverev be the worst final in tournament history? literally pure evil vs pure evilneither of them have a single redeeming quality as a human being
>>156526800No, he plays a 40 y.o that can't barely walk, the cooking process starts on Sunday when the best player and future 1, will snatch the belt and give him a very rough spanking
>>156526564This is the difference
>>156526942Ease up pal
>>156526564the topic of discussion in /atp/ is generally adult tennis players
>>156512013Unfortunately, this is the thread for something that rhymes with slags.
Kwabolli
Shut up already
are germans ok?
For Christ sake.
Jovic was a tipping point agreed, absolute hound
Starting to think we need a /realatp/ since /atp/ is entirely too interested in women
>>156527597Maybe we just add "no Krauts allowed" to the OP
>>156527597We need /gaytp/ for you and the EthiopianAnd /atp/ for talking about tennis and moderate posting about cuties
>>156527619You know, I finally understand now why Christians kept splitting off from each other. Totally get the schism now.
>>156527550bor*s spamming the rat for me
We should ban all the fags that didn't have a Slam winner in the last 20 yearsYou know what, I just filter these bums and their shitholes
>>156527677Phwoar that was definitely the inciting incident that led to /gaytp/
How do we solver soulless pushing?Only one way - speeding up the courts.>MUH serveboting and vollyingA necessary evil. On average faster courts produce more soul than slow courts.
are the germans really ok?
to be fair to /tennis/, most of them don't care about iva jovic anymore (she turned 18)
>Best French player in 10 years is playing under England's flag
>>156527727Awkward teenage kissing with Asuka in a poorly ventilated room smelling like her bare feet.
Casual reminder
jesus christ
>>156527698Nerf the rackets
>>156527814Calm down
Wot is dis nigga doiin in the boys tournament man
>>156528086not 18 when it started innit
Did the Dutch faggot really report me kekCan't wait for the Moroccans to burn their cities down again, win or lose. AnywaysWho you guys think will win the semisMy prediction:Sinner wins 6-7 7-5 6-4 6-3Zverev wins 6-3 6-2 6-3an
>>156528086The Dutch are too shit to have good ATP players so his only chance to get close to the WTA juniors is to play in that category as long as possibleFor more information how the Dutch do it and why, google Steven van de Velde
Spinner triple bagels dog-tired Old Man River, you heard it here first.
>>156528442YepSinner had his 5 set warm-up against Kekman then heemed everyone else. Nov-ack could only heem one malakka, and coming off a 5 hour struggle against FAA. He's finished (this time for real).
Did they move Sinner vs Djokovic final to tomorrow? I thought it was today
The Semis are always on Friday, final on SundayIt's one of the two women's only days.Thursday and Saturday
today and Sunday going to be grim
>>156529527French the same format?
https://streamable.com/jptzg1
>Kecmanovic>Borges>Brooskby>Mochizuki (Q)>Struff>Djokovic (ret.)>Fery (WC)
>>156530339Servesation
>>156530341A gauntlet
>>156530339Not looking good for Fery
>>156530341>surviving the sun>making it to FeryFantasy
>>156530341>Fery (WC)such a weak era a man from the wheelchair singles made it this far
>Some players, it turns out, don’t really have a reason: “I’m looking for a better-looking ball because when I was just going into the tour, I saw pro players looking at the ball. They were like, ‘No, I don’t like this ball and I want another one’. I never knew why they did that. When I got to the tour, I thought I’m going to do the same. At first I was randomly picking balls. Now I look for the one that looks prettier, that looks more new.”ballchoicematters fags btfo
Incredibly aimless today, may need to go to the pub. Blaming Wimbledon for damaging my health
We're all watching the prestigious doubles matches today, right?
The thing I don't get about /tennis/ is, if they like little girls so much why don't they just go have a wank to some CPfollowing girl's tennis just seems like such a rigamarole to go through
Why is /atp/ handling his inevitable rise so poorly
>>156531566Why does he look 35?
>>156528294Both Djok and Zed in 4
>>156531485Might enjoy me some Kokk if the women don't deliver
>>156531878Sinner in 3Zverev in 4Sinner in 4 in the final
>>156510894>still playing tennis in the big 26
For me it's Sinner in 5, Zverev in 3, Sinner in 4
Z must win the final
>>156532006of Montreal?
>>156532047Of Madrid
>>156532047*Almaty
>No men's today
>>156532168there's always doubles
Sinner should suffer a severe leg injury so we can call him Zimmer
>>156532168What is that ugly thing? Here some juciy ass to konter that pig
>>156532755Poop comes out of that
>>156529851you meant today and Saturday (women's final)?
Sizzler is 5
>>156533137*inZ in 4Sizzler in 4
Baste
>>156533365Ew
It's Kokk time lads
>>156532168I woke up today and thought novak/sinner was at 10. fuck this.
>>156533615Kwab
Fucking Kovacevic is dragging Kokk down
>>156533563>With KovacevicRandom pairing?
>>156533951Apparently they're friends and Kokk figured if he went deep in singles he could pull out and Kovacevic wouldn't mind
>Kokk>deep in singles
Lel beat me to it
>>156533365>prestigious Hexagon Cuplol
>>156533848no
>>156533615why would you wake up todayor ever
Is it pronounced paDEL or paddle?
>>156534469PA-del
Gaydel
>>156532789calm down
>homophobia
Such bullshit djoko sinner match is on after Zverev, should be other way around
>>156535557They will never let Sinner play in the scorching heat ever again, I feared this but at the same time didn't think they would be so shameless when he already got 1 more day to rest
>>156535681They're resting Nole so it's competitive. A couple hours more with his recovery knowledge is huge
A sad ending for Kokk
Rip Kokk
>>156536222is he gonna retire
>>156535742I really don't think 3 hours more of recovery will be more beneficial to him than facing sun debuffed Sinner who auto loses if the match goes beyond a certain amount of time
>>156536311Sleep is the biggest thing. He doesn't have to set an alarm or be woken up. Then there's hydration and nutrition. He'll have a relaxed massage treatment most likely. The extra hours are massive for a 39 year old body
>>156535471padel my bottom
>>156534441
Shouldn't Fery represent France? Did we bribe him?
>>156537743Deport him, brexit means brexit
>>156536504No, sun is the biggest factor what are you bleating about?
>>156537743He represents the isle. The International Superwealthy London Elite, which happens to be located incidentally in the UK.
Might drop Aslan he got his teeth fixed wtf.
>>156538187There's literally nothing wrong with looksmaxxing
>>156538187You guys have absolutely no hobbies. Not even the Ethiopian remembers this bum
Polmans is a beast
>>156538748Anon…. The call is coming from inside the house
Fery is my homeboy
I really think you guys aren't committed to this general. I'm the fucking Consigliere. (German autist as the founder is the Godfather)
Soon...
>Zverev is elite now
>>156546554Berdych my goat
>>156546554I miss Safin
>>156546880This is what Wimbledon semis looked like at some point
>>156546974I miss you
Waltonators, our guy is currently getting dragged into deep Newport waters by Tomic
>>156548515\Murray was so pigeniosed by NadalRemember when Djokovic and Federer were in the same side of the draw like 20 times in a row in that era
>>156530897his run screams one-off to me, a lot of comebacks from the brink against bergs and dimi
Djokovic in 4, Zverev in 3.
>>156510894I just hope the dopehead loses
>>156550935Based
>>156550935There’s at least 3 dopers, be more specific.
Mfs
>>156546554He can acend a level tomorrow. I don't think he will beat Binner or Djokovic but choking against Fery would be a new low
>>156553227im shocked fery isnt at lower odds
>>156526990do they stick the sweater in their bra or how?
>>156548777Why
>>156555642he won't choke to Fery but he's not beating Djokovic or Sinner in a slam final. Djokovic could be on oxygen and he'd still beat memerev.
Page 9 save. I'm going to sleep now.
fery
i am soooooo excited for tomorrow
The morning has only begun and I'm STILL tired. Might not make it to watch either SF bros...
>>156558090sleep early, wake up in time, watch
For me it's Zverev in 3 and Sinner in 3
>>156558185I don't like Shitner
>>156558185Novak is leaving tennis tomorrow. Which means so am I.
>>156558140Alas, 'tis a busy life on a Friday night
>>156558185Controversial opinion: Fery has a bigger chance of winning tomorrow than Djokovic.
>>156559945Up there with Fritz is elite and Felix will win
Fery is winnin' wimbledun
>>156559436dont be gay
>>156561440Imagine living in a world where Fery won Wimbledon but Roddick didn’t.
Grim
What if Zverev wins this back to back?
>>156563498channel slam permanently removes his fraud status
>>156548777no point in missing in tennis
Fucking hell I have to wake up early tomorrow what do I do
>>156563929Same kek, going to just watch some of Zverev Fery and hope it's kino
>>156563962>staying up to watch a first round match then sleeping through the finalYeah I don't know about that
>>156558726will you request to be buried with the Pharaoh?
You now remember Borna Coric
Bruh I feel like I’ve been awake for hours this heat is killing me
the tennis
>>156565555Nice numbers. Also one of the best bums in Xis. Wonderful athlete
>>156566724I mean he's mentally challenged, he can barely speak his mother tonguePress conferences have to be torture for him
I hope after Zverev wins Wimbledon he takes a piss on the center court.Once again a German is taking the throne
>>156567127>mother tonguehe doesn't speak german?
>>156567505He does, but it's on the level of uneducated Turks. He struggles with der/die/das uses wrong words like benützt instead the right form benutzt in one of his sentences. Speaks very slow and always uses ähm. I think most people would guess he's special needs or an immigrant, hearing him speak german https://youtu.be/GlA43b4bYCI
Tennis dies today
>>156567745Come down, Novak wins
>>156567815That's what I said
>>156568148no you didn't
>>156567078Hot
>>156567616What's Fed's German like?
>>156568158I did see >>156567745
>>156568265Closer to Sinner's than to Zverev's
>>156568265Just normal Swiss-German
>cheater vs. druggy dope head cheater>woman beater vs. rigged his way to the semis because he is britWhat happened to tennis?
>>156568493>Zverev'sHis English also seems to be the best of the three
>>156568670Don't worry, HE will come back soon to save tennis.Can't wait to see Holger back in the court.
>>156568772Draper for me
Should Sinner consider going back to skiing if he loses today?
Did Patrick Mouratoglou fuck Serena or not?
>>156568853If he can't defeat a geriatric grandpa, he should retire from sport completely.
Firmly at the acceptance phase of Djokogrief. Don't care if he wins.
god I hate that faggot sinner so much I hope the boomer embarrasses him
>>156568910It already happened. A second time in a row would be truly grim and fraudulent. Especially since Djokovic has way more hours on court this time.
>performative antiJokerismplease think of others
>>156568853>ifWhen will /atp/ learn that sinner is currently the best player and he will win this gs and many more
>>156569436This but with Grug
>>156569502I would agree but the atp heads are all italians
>>156569436Yeah, I remember how he won the AO and FO this year. He just dominated
In pre-climate change times Sinner would have won 40 slams
>>156569803Now I understand, Gaudenzi is the one behind Just Stop Oil
To-day is the day!!!Semifinals are always the best matches of the tournament and WOW! What semifinals do we have in store for you today.It is Geriatric Opa with 1.5 knees against the ball beater in the prime of his potential yet who is allergic to the sun; so thats exiting: who will come out on top? The ball beater or the sun? I can't wait to see that struggle for perseverance.In the other semifinal, and this is the one Im really looking forward to, we have the home town boy! No, really he is from Wimbledon (probably because his billionaire dad owns a partial stake in wimbledon), and he is so charming because he is s smol. His hard work, can do spirit, and never giving up a point combines so well with the consistency he has with the ball, so that, even though he doesn't hit big, he beats players far higher ranked than him in the rallies. He is facing the 2 meter recent RG winner, who will ace this twink to death and pepper his back and forehand. Of course this lanklet wife beater has never been past the fourth round in Wimbledon, so maybe he'll become a nervous wreck again, and will fail to serve a single ace, which will make for the most exciting version of this semi final match up. Either way, these matches will in no way be about playstyle or top skill witht he racket. In one case the sun will decide, in the other it will be how piercing the home crowd cheers and leers will be at reaching the nervous 6'6'' tall man's core.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>156570113A'aight, I hate to give credit to anyone, particularly anyone in this shithole of a general, but that was both kinda funny yet completely factual. So, my congratulations to whatever ai you used to write it for you.
>>156570113better than the pre-show I was going to watch.
>>156570113calm down
Furry to lose in straights
>>156569853Is this the power of Propaganda Due?>>156569853That's why they use orange powder
Mad how the media are calling Fery a nepo baby. As if he didn't have to learn how to hit a ball well.
Wasn't Fritz suppoed to win Wimbledon?
>>156570113>Either way, these matches will in no way be about playstyle or top skill witht he racketthis but unironically. Maybe Novak puts up one competitive skill set, but I doubt well get more than that.
>>156570598>t. nepo baby angry nepo babies get called out
>>156570598cope spoiled brat
>>156570598I don't understand their reasoning, I mean most tennis players are nepo babies in some way or another
>>156570696Novak isn't, Sinner isn't etc
>>156570623>Believing ShittingtonDon't do this friendo
>>156570696You're forgetting about le sad poor novak that had to train while bombs where flying and le trauma he experiences from le bad nato who decided to bomb le poor serbia without a reason
>>156570598He has a 64% life time win rate and his biggest title is the prestigious Barranquilla challenger. But yes, the vast majority of tennis players are nepo babies. I guess he's just an extreme case because his dad isn't just wealthy but straight up filthy rich.
>>156570696no lmao. tennis has a tendency to have nepo brats make it big, but the majority are not from rich families, let alone massively wealthy families like Fery and Fonseca (and apparently half the wta draw)
>>156570754This is the real reason Federrors hate Novak. It's political.
>>156570623no that was Shelton>>156570754I will never forgive to Serbs for making us bomb their future tennis star prodigy
>>156570784>majority are not from rich familiesName 10 players in the current top 50 who aren't from wealthy backgrounds.
More like Arthur FroggyKEK
What we drinking today lads for the matches?
Big 3 debate via class will be better than the Xyz
>>156570797nolefam has no self awareness. a good chunk of them literally don't care about tennis and only bandwagon novak for political/ideological reasons lol
>>156570852Pimm's cup
>>156570832Raz Lehecka FoeBuse Bergs NorrieQuinnMannarinoKopriva
>>156570754>NOOOOOO THE HECKIN BOMBARINOS POOR NOVAK HAD TO ENDURE WHILE BECOMING THE BIGGEST MOST DISGUSTING VULTURE EVER NOOOOOOOOOO
>>156570598The expensive private tennis tutors he's had working with him in the fancy tennis club his family has a stake in since childhood all say he's very humble, so I don't know why people are calling him that.
>>156570797Lmao no. He's a hardcore nationalist and takes medical breaks everytime he's losing. He's so obsessed coming close to rogers greatness it's pathetic. Remember when he did all that sending energy to the fans? Now he disrespects every player with his silly dancing or doing the violin for his children after winning
Promising thread so far
>>156570882You have pimms in Finland
Was watching Bahrami in the doubles yesterday. I like that he's what Europeans used to think an oriental was 150 years ago. Something charming about it. I was transported. A man out of time.
>>156570852Pepsi maxChundered last night on the tins
Has she been stung by bees?
>Jannik..Novak...you guys had nice run, but from now on the sport of tennis is my property
>>156570903You can look up background information for most of these guys and tell they're from wealthy backgrounds. Norrie's parents moved around the whole world while being microbiologists or some shit. You don't do that if you don't have money. Not to mention it always says for them they started being taught tennis at the age of 3. Pour Zizou Bergs got professional training as a toddler in the ghettos of Lommel. It doesn't have to be as extreme as somebody like Fery.Saying most tennis players aren't from wealthy backgrounds makes no sense. A few exceptions doesn't disprove that.
Fery nice to beat you, Sascha lmfaaaaaaoooo
when is federer playing
>>156571006I was trying to pick as many Czech guys as possible because there’s never any background info Sure most tennis players are middle class but most are not fery (very) rich like billionaires
>>156570852water with frozen water as cubes
>>156570714Sure, we can name individual players as counterexamples, but the fact is that generally speaking players come from families that are well off.
>>156571021bwahahaha i get it
>>156571040Right before the USO
How fashionably delayed
>>156571049Wealthy doesn't mean you're a billionaire. Nobody claimed this. But being wealthy means you can afford to send your little son who can barely walk by himself to expensive tennis coaching sessions.
i'm watching the tennis now
Did he bring rice cakes?
I've seen enough, Ferytale in 5.
the end of the road for Fery
It’s kind of unfair they let a 100,000 ton ocean going vessel compete in a tennis tournament desu
>>156570832None of the Russians grew up richMedvedev, Khachanov, Rublev, Zverev
>bounce>bounce>bounce>bounce>bounce
>>156571132Notice he started winning slams as soon as he started doing the Djokobounce.
>>156571086no, anon that is not wealthy. Maybe you grew up in the Ruhrpot with mommy and daddy split since before your birth, but most people dont live off HartzIV and can actually afford a 4 kids training session for their kids in the nearby tennis club. 16 year old tennis coaches aren't that highly paid; I would know. And once the child's promising he gets raptured away into some Tennisakademie like what happened with Sinner.I'm sorry you grew up poor, but there is a bigger difference between those earning EUR30-70k a year and those who run businesses or make multiple hundreds of thousands or even millions a year, let alone manage investment banking or run hedge funds.
It will be a blitz 2.0
absolutely riveting discussioni'm watching the tennis
>McEnroe yapping>change streamIm a simple man.
Manlet bros it's over
wild return position
Oh shit it started
>>156571126and the ship doesn't even have zvereverse gear
>>156571052cylindrical vessel?
>>156571157I'd do it as well. Pisses everyone off especially the opponent
>>156571190hide yo kids hide yo wife, he's sending v2 rockets up the T(hames)
>>156571207kek true
if you're under 6 ft you shouldn't be allowed to play tennis. or exist for that matter
The bongs should boo Zverev, but they're to fascinated to see a white man in real life
>>156571207He's still too close to the baseline for that servebot
>>156571212accurately so
>>156571227So no Alcaraz
It is shameful that Wimbledon has parted with the line judges and Paris has not
>>156571227are you gay
>>156571190Halle will pay for this
>>156571227When will they learn
Ferry vs U-boat
Zverev needs to be told the ball ought to go over the net during the rally
>>156571249good
Fery has to win.Bury the >paper meme
>>156571260take a chill pill
Why does Zverev's shirt have lizard scales on it?
>showing hard court, clayno thanks
Zverev is channeling Isner.
Apparently Fery's mum is even a Wimbledon member
I want Fery to win, but Zverev has a better chance of beating the great satan if he gets past Sinner. This is why I wanted this match to be 2nd on court.
everyone universally agrees you can abuse drugs but not your gf. thats why we love sinner and not zverev
Why did /atp/ forget about wimble posting this year
>>156571330based. use the entrails of poors to make nepo babies' strings
>>156571350fery
To koniec
*gulp* manlet bros...
>>156571367>>156571350looks like fery's getting wimbled on
>>156571350>2025ok oldfag>>156571330oh heavens above.
>>156571347Zverev is literally using PED's
WHAT? they got rid of the net electronic call? lmao
>>156571342Zverev gifts Novak his 25th if he gets there, just like Novak gifted him his 1st by giving away his buddha mind trick secrets
>woman referee
What the fuck is Zveretard doing with these big looping shots>>156571417The one single company that made the machines went out of business like two years ago
Gotta admit, the nepobaby does have an admirable never say die style.
*gulp* lanklet bros...
>>156571437Don't disparage the mentally disabled
Remember just before covid when she told Fred to do one, and everyone was like: 'yaasss, my gorgeous queen'. Insane bogging.
a relief to see zverev is still a shitter
Zverev is used to being the bad guy, Wimby crowd won't effect him.
>>156571427Show some respect to the queen of tennis (referees)
>>156571417Too expensive lmao. Cut the pay of the commentators in half and fire most of them.
>>156571464whoit's this one >>156571456
Zverev is still a bitch
>>156571437and no one wanted to buy the license? no one? thats ridiculous. No wonder tennis clubs around the world are shutting down if even the pro level "can't afford" its tech anymore
>>156571456>>156571464much has been lost...
Benedinck cumberbelt
This nigga is a hobbit
>van dijknah
>>156571456>>156571464Why did she do it?
>>156571483Well clearly it wasn't a very lucrative business
>>156571456>>156571464bogging should be listed in the list of symptoms of mental illness>>156571469>Cut the pay of the commentators in half and fire most of themNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT!!!!
Is Zverev the one who allegedly beats women?
>>156571523No. That's Jodar
>>156571523>allegedly
Maybe Zverev is a little bit nervous to play as the huge tournament favorite
people need to behave
>>156571511>monopoly isn't a lucrative businessthats economically impossible
>>156571503Whispers from the void
>"snobby audience, please shut the fuck up."i like her now
>>156571464She's orthodox? I apologize
>>156571447Fery maximises the small talent he has by not being a complete choker. Z is like the opposite type
>>156571543It is if the management is retarded and overestimates a small market
I will do a quick Raducanu in my toilet and be back soon
wait, so we went from automatic net call to automatic line judge.I'll take that upgrade until "we" "can afford" both
>>156571543Is that what they teach you capitalist American pigdogs
>>156571569Speaking of Raducanu, I wonder what she's doing right now...
>>156571483Henman just said the tech is inaccurate and shite
>>156571568No, it is literally impossible to go bankrupt as a monopoly if there are buyers. At absolute minimum the buyer covers 100% of costs and you show him. You can't be undersold because there is no competition.
>>156571603>just said the tech is inaccurateIve never heard people complain about the let machine being inaccurate. Never.
Expected zverek to choke later not so early
>>156571569It'a actually hard to believe that she hasn't manufactured a relationship with gajillionaire tennis player Arthur Fery.
>>156571621If you are somewhat competent, sure. But that doesn't protect you from making retarded business decisions that destroy your company
For me it's Arthur Fortune.
>>156571639Me neither.
Who was the most ripped/roided player of all time? Add photographic evidence
>Me right>You left
Zverev just needs to remember that Fery is the size of the a WTA player
Every time I watch this ferry jabroni play I wonder how he ever wins a point Very Hewittian
>>156571686fuck me i thought this was porn at first
>cheap accelerometer/gyrometer/whatever>beeper>plastic clipI feel like you could probably make let detectors for less than like $2 each
So does McEnroe just have a perpetually stuffed nose or why does he sound that way?
>>156571683
>>156524315I'm hoping for a Fery Djokovic final myself, be happy for either to win it. But I've got a bad feeling both are losing today.
Personally, I do not give a solitary fuck if some overrated weirdo celebrity is sat in the crowd.
>>156571722I'd make it respond to any touch of the net cord. And no noise, just light up on the refs iPad, make her wear an ear piece.
>>156571754Personally I like to see the great and the good enjoying the same things me, the common man, does.
>>156571723Did a lot of cocaine when he was younger, and probably never got his nostrils fully repaired.
>>156571725this is definitely not a man who needs to wear a man's sports bra.
>>156571774The common man either doesn't care about tennis or can't afford to attend these matches. This is a sport for the middle classes and above.
these semifinals need george russell
>>156571774youre whats wrong with Britain the past centuries.
Doctor House spotted
>>156571738Unfortunately Fery will probably lose in straight sets. I hate how the British media always gas up a British player to an insane degree. It's going to be a boring finale between Sinner and Zverev. Never thought I'd say this but I miss Grug.
>>156571803I just know my place.
>>156571774>He's bought a hat like Anthony Eden
fery... tale
>>156571822yeah, I really wish the germs had developed one nuke and dropped it on London
>>156571840Really good post
>>156571803>t. Sherif of Nottigham
>>156571812He too is in this stadium
>>156571774All these famous people are only famous because they are the status quo. They all support the current thing and do as they're told.
>>156571774>>156571794Case in point, there isn't a single Wayne, Gary or Stacey in sight. Sport for people with significant bank balances.
I didn't think it would be this close
Do you think Japer and Emma are watching this thinking it should be them
>>156571840Sell that to the Sun as soon as you can. I can see that being on the front page on Monday if things go well.
>>156571814>British playerHe's a frog
>>156571843>Briton wishing for death of other Britons because he was born in the town of Walloolalababalooga
We must remember the #2 seed has never made it past R4 at Wimbledon
>>156571888It doesn't say FRA next to his name it says GBR.
>>156571894Remind me again what round he's in right now
You have to think Fery will want to take this set to a tiebreak and win the tiebreak
>>156571843>>156571890Thought you were the Aussie above, my most courteous apology
>Fery loses today>England loses tomorrow Brutal...
>>156571908This is a R1 match
Every time I eat a sandwich at theent I feel like a lethargic mess afterwards, my body just spazzes out with gluten goes into it ffs
Maybe I should watch a stream with ads over the bbc stream so i dont have to see wrinkled celebrities i dont know enjoy their saturday.
>>156571911We mustn't presume to know what's in another man's heart.
>>156571927I believe England can win the soccerball
>>156571927>No Englishmen are involvedWe gaan
>Macenroach talking during points
Oh hey my boy Cruz picked This Booger apart
>>156571946it's friday
>>156571950It's going to be France Vs Argentina again. FIFA is so corrupt even normies are starting to notice.
>>156571937>theenthuh?
>>156571812God doesnt limp
>>156571975oh lol i knew that of course...
>>156571983I would assume he meant "the moment".
>>156571906>rich kid from wealthy French family who only grew up in one of the poshest parts of L*ndon cos his Dad was running his business there>probably went to open of those inner city European curriculum private schools >most likely speaks in French when he's with his parentsHe ain't English pal.
Fery's mum looks like Kate Middleton
based fery not playing scared
>>156571983calm down
>>156572009It does say GBR next to his name though.
>>156571983>>156572003Yeah it was the moment, fucking phone spazzed out on me and I was too lazy to read what I had typed before posting
>dfoh no ferybros..
Fery is finished
>>156572033If he was 5'10 it wouldnt have happened. Sad
Time for Arthur to wake up from the Ferytale
>>156572031You don't have to explain anything to us.
>>156572033>outoh no ferybros (2)
>>156572028Yeah, the country he is allowed to represent. Would you count Greg Rusedski as British too? Cos I fucking don't.
Zverev is just testing Fery out, how much he has to try to actually beat him.Zverev in 3
based zverev surviving the threat of the one time slam match winner
people need to behave (2)
>>156572051no he must repent
>russian pretending to be german>frog pretending to be englishHave some pride in your heritage
I swear he’s getting shorter as this match goes on
The British crowd is obnoxious and they need to be humbled.
>get to a tiebreak>win no pointwhy? might as well get bageled
the Fery is sinking
>>156572079He made a mistake. Who hasn't? I say we cut him some slack.
This is just like the U-Boot wolf packs all over again.America help us wee England!
Just dropped a giant arnaldi in the fery
Kwabery
>>156572095This is nothing compared to the French Open crowd, their behaviour is subhuman at times.
>>156572120>>156572120>>156572120new
>>156572127pretty good
>>156572136>doubleswa?
>>156572093Lmao
>>156572093kek
>>156572093Its the heat. Causes shrinkage
>>156571171Proper long-term professional tennis coaching is expensive as fuck. You seem to confuse playing tennis as a kid with being coached to become professional since the age of 3. Sinner wasn't sent to Poopensharten Tennis Club around the corner once a week to casually hit a few balls with some confused grandpa and most of these guys finish their education in private schools. Not to mention Sinner was also skiing which also financed by his parents obviously. Tennis has one of the highest financial barriers in global sports. You sending your no-hoper kid to some run down literal who tennis club twice a week isn't the same thing these guys have been doing.
