>Lap:#8498>Countdown to Not the CrowdStrike 24 Hours of Spa Grand Prix:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>156433792>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:224>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:234 (233 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 179 (+8)RUS: 154 (+23)HAM: 147 (+22)LEC: 108 (+29)NOR: 97 (+18)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 333 (+31)Ferrari: 255 (+51)McLaren Mercedes: 179 (+20)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 128 (+13)Alpine Mercedes: 60 (+3)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 545.01 (+52.17)LEC: 413.77 (+6.52)NOR: 409.66 (+28.26)>News:Verstappen feeling the need for a reset after Silverstone’s ‘super dangerous’ car issueRussell still concerned by poor pace despite Silverstone podiumZhou Guanyu is plotting full-time F1 returnCarlos Sainz issues ‘concern’ at Williams’ F1 British GP performanceGeorge Russell admits teammate holds upper hand in Mercedes title battleFerrari to christen Madrid’s F1 circuit with special testFernando Alonso laments ‘one-button’ overtakes after F1 PU Silverstone exposureBrundle backs Max Verstappen for seismic Lewis Hamilton-style F1 switchToto Wolff expecting strong Ferrari challenge for 'rest of F1 2026'Fernando Alonso: No "driver talent" is needed with F1 2026 carsFIA consider engine plan to end F1 manufacturer 'control over B-teams'
>>156512852sc*ttish cuck
>>156512895bit rude
>>156512852>ham not in top 3 of wecwhen was thelast time this was the case? years ago
>>156512920you needs to calm down
love these sc*ttish posts itt
poop and fart and poop farts and toilet and poop in a toilet filled with farts and poop toilet
>>>/wsg/6189618>>>/wsg/6189618>>>/wsg/6189618
>>156512852gracias
>>156514305de nada
F1 needs a Team Bentley a Team Rolls Royce and a Team Jaguar. Well forget that last part since Jaguar shot themselves in the foot last year!
>>156512948hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
Why do retards think Haas is a ferrari junior team that will hire nothing but ferrari juniors?
>>156514839idkask bear or camaraknow that i think about it, looks loki toyota doesnt has as much influence in the team as i thought when they changed the namegazoo
>>156513870
>>156514839just a hunch: https://www.haasf1team.com/italy
yeah, nah. my nigga wobbler KNOWS all the political lil games, he wont let his protégé, pee ass tree get raped by his team like it happened to him the sikest of sikes that was me like 2 years ago btw
>>156515027Minnie Mouse champion
let’s all calm down now
>>156515594kiss me
>>156515027need minnie mouse bare feet pics
gimi
>>156516124
Is this the thread about to 404 hotline?
i like the video game hotline miamii used to play it like once a year or so, but being a wagie drains me so i stopped that traditioni need to kill my boss, that will set me freef1 related because of post above and maximilian killing meakisgood post
>>156517920did you just compliment your own post as you were making it?
>>156517920I agree
fgimiAMD AMX
>>156514743wasnt jaguar a team that is called red bull now?
>>156517920this shit will not look good printed out
>>156518438Why would anyone print something out?
>>156515846ok ^3^
>>156518438I wish you'd warned me earlier
>>156518542
>>156518086yes
>>156518427News to me
>>156518427Not news to me.
Oh for fuck sakes.
so....about that mind shattering news?
>>156520586they didn't tell you?
>>156520586Patricio O'Ward announced that him arriving to Formula 1 doesn't interest him anymore, as he's more confortable in IndyCar.
>>156520586All the people who heard it got their minds shattered and are thus unable to respond.
>>156520586Lewis Hamilton to Cadillac as Checo's 2nd driverDanny Rickz to Ferrari
>>156520525fuck you I saved that post 4 hours ago at work and completely forgot to post it here, pls delet so I can repost its only fair
>>156519906Too much abs. Women shouldn't be muscular. Before you say it, no, you're wrong.
I would post scantily clad muscular women but I've already had my warning from the jannies for posting a picture of a trap today so I'll have to wait for eesti to do it.
>>156519906>thenalso might be intentional. kelly, lock up your amx
>>156521273tried post too old
>>156520586/f1/ is still in the dark >>156496918
>>156520586Edd had a big, fulfilling breakfast consisting of honeyed tarts, mulled wine, roast duck, rye porridge, crackers, sosijes with egg and tea.
>>156520586Breaking news: there isn't any news!
>>156522030i never watch any of the pre show macaco fests so im wondering what other shit they do when im not watching
>>156522126>hour later asks the race caterers what's for lunch
>>156522900well there wasthe incident.....
>>156521771Would tbqhwyfamalama
>>156524300Why is it even a debate that she planned to pay?The brand reps wrote back in real time in the video that they would send it ASAP and just needed her address. Deal done. They did not ask for payment because Alex did not offer payment.
>>156524300i would do it (send her the dress), then take her address and on sell. who wouldn't want chuck's home address to flood with junk mail
>>156524300Based woman respecting her husband's money instead of spending it frivolously.
>>156520586here
>>156524300people who get mad at this are unwitting retards because the fashion jew industry would literally send 5000 third world children to work in a bangladeshi sweat shop where they work their fingers to the bone making luxury garments just for the chance to have an influencer tied to f1 advertise their brand
>>156524300isnt this how most brand deal work, a famous person gets a free product to wear in front of the cameras and the company that sent it gets more PR. Is this drama coming from the italian media, they seem to like fucking with chucks relationships.
>>156525059Leclerc races better when he has nothing to live for
>>156525059>Is this drama coming from the italian media?you see that spacing?>>156524300>>156524373that should give you a clue
Shameless Aussie posters browsing /r/popculturechat
>>156526146reddit is blocked here
>max at mclel>hamilton at ferrari/b/ros i think kino is coming back next year
edd is going to be making daily vids about "verstappen's fury at his team", isn't he
F1xed has only made 7 hours of videos about the British gp, he must be busy with other things
>>156526646kwabmilton is as good at dicksucking globohomos as pozzedstappen is at dicksucking abduls
>>1565262184chan is 18+, please leave.
>>1565269734chan is 18+ yes, but reddit is blocked auswide for both 18- and + because it's full of gay shit
fucken 'ate 'hores
australians are gay
>>156519906TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>156524300You don't stay rich by spending money.
something wrong with netherlandese
Let's pontificate for a moment.>MercedesAntonelli & Russell confirmed for 2027.>FerrariLeclerc & Hamilton confirmed for 2027.>McLarenNorris confirmed for 2027, Piastri contracted until 2028 but with release clauses, Verstappen heavily rumored.>Red BullHadjar + ???>AlpineGasly confirmed until 2028, Colapinto pretty much confirmed for 2027.>Racing BullsLindblad/Tsolov/Lawson fighting for seats.>HaasBearman confirmed for 2027, Camara a front runner for the other seat.>WilliamsSainz & Albon out of contract after 2026.>AudiHulkenberg & Bortoleto out of contract after 2026.>Aston MartinStroll will stay forever, Alonso is out of contract after 2026.>CadillacPerez confirmed for 2027, Bottas WILL get replaced by Herta.
>>156512852>Norris P3 in the WEC despite being better than Piastri who /f1/ thought was the better driver
>>156527288Hulk and Bortoleto have a contract until next year and Binotto shut down the rumors of Sainz replacing Hulk.F1 insider heavily suggests a switch between Max and Piastri, Webber was constantly with Red Bull in Austria.
>>156527303Webber is also negotiating with Audi on behalf of Piastri. Both Audi drivers were signed on the standard 2+1.
>go from almost winning a WDC to a backmarker teamKWABOTY
>>156527293the wec is just a demographic census
>>156527288>Camara a front runner for the other seat.according to who? Retarded pundits who put way too much stock into the results of pay driver competitions?I'd say even Doohan is more likely than that geek who is getting beat by Tsolov despite being in the better f2 team/car
>>156527424exclusive italian rumours >>156506174
>>156527368Digits and Verstappen steals Lily from Piastri>>156527424According to anyone with a modicum of intelligence. If Ferrari want Camara at Haas, Camara will be at Haas.
>>156527230no u!
>>156527518not even a real journalist, just some redditor
>>156527537>Ifdoing a lot of work>>156527583even better!next time >we should get in on the act
>>156527537there is already a lily verstappen
>>156527604Sure, Ferrari are putting him in FP1 and TPC sessions just for fun.>>156527583He was the first one to break Lindblad to Racing Bulls.
>>156524300I always knew she was a little nuts and a bitch. And mid.
>>156527674you're gay
>>156527368I wonder how Lily would feel about my balls slapping her forehead
>>156524300>>156526146she has 5M followers on insta, of course they're going to send her a dress for free because they'll make a lot more sales than just that one dress if she posts pictures of her wearing itsome would actively pay her to wear the dress, not just send it for freeredditors outraged to find out how the world of brand promotion works
>>156527625Max can change his surname to Zneimer
>>156527748It's a small brand and making and sending the dress ain't worth whatever exposure you get from a 5 million follower broad. It's like getting nothing.
chuck's wife is ugly anyway
>>156527778>It's a small brand and making and sending the dress ain't worth whatever exposure you get from a 5 million follower broad.yes it is, as saidyou don't understand how things work
P will be in F1A in a few years
>>156527782i always thought she was a phony until i learned she's a gemini... then it clicked
>>156527862I'm pretty sure they sponsor McLaren, not Ferrari.
>>156527861as a grid girl!
>>156527886she will be on the grid as a girl, so yes
>>156527674>bitchIs that why she likes Leo so much?
>mfw red bull 2027 driver lineup is Hadjar and Ricciardo
>>156528291Dildo!@
>>156528291medshit and medshitter!
>>156528412
SANIC
GOTTA GO FAST
>your abusive father tags along you your whole life>during 4 years of your dominance, he and his league of cronies eat from inside your successful team, replacing all the people who made this success with feeble yes-men and transform second driver seat into brutal charnel house for rookies >finally ousting the TP accusing him of cardinal sin of SLEEPING WITH A WOMAN>team is a shadow of its former self, engineering talent lost to brain drain, your resident mad scientist prefers aston fucking martin of all places to your shithole >first taste of non-rocketship car and you throw temper tantrums left and rightas obnoxious as ferrari may be, they have the dignity of not wanting to deal with this circus of cosmic scale egos
>>156529210>abusive fatheryou gay faggot
madrid ringhttps://streamain.com/en/bE0PZSUrD8xoORo/watch
linbad and hadjar in redbull, that is a midfield pairthey wont lawson another opportunity at redbull, so if he wants to stay in f1 he should look at another team
>>156528982>sonic X styling they will never be the mclaren of old
best trophy evernintenDON'T fans still seething
>>156529536what realistic options does he havealpine is set. haas is ferrari countrywilliams is caddy/am tier shitbox without proper money. he can go there if sainz off himself from shame, or to am if nando decides to retire. caddy will likely promote their burger driver when valterri retires.
>>156529681yeah, at first i thought haas, but yesterday they said that they would have camara, so thats out of the table, as you say, the most likely option is williams is sainz gets out, because caddy will look at us drivers and looks like alo will stay for 27in any case, i think he will have a seat in visa for 27, so he still has time to look for a seat
>>156528982but Sonic is a Williams fan>inb4 Norris to Williams confirmed
>Sting Energy Drink Boost Battles>it's realRacing's gone
>>156529536RB will be a midfield team without a generational talentMaybe Tsolov is HIM
>>156529681F1 do be cutthroat like that, he's having a wonderful season so far(but also inflated because the new regs but we don't talk about that)
>>156529210>hey @grok generate me Magnus Carlstappen
>>156515027minnie and maxie
>>156529811magnus was shittalking f1 the other day so i thought it would be funni
>>156529718>i think he will have a seat in visa for 27will he? tsolov is being hyped as the next big thing and they won't boot lindblad
>>156529886he also shittalked the NBA finals when it was on, good lad
(((leo)))
>>156529931i think that maxiliam is out and piastri wont get the redbull seat, in that case linbad would be in redbull and tsolov and lawson in visawell, is mearly speculation, im not an insider, i havent even been inside a pussy
you now remember rich energy
>>156530030>i havent even been inside a pussyno woman deserves a dickreal f1 fans crave ollys boypussy and crossdressed george
edd straw is so obese his short arms can't reach his cock
>>156530030digits and you will lose your virginity but alonso will suffer as a price
>>156530178don't bully edd
>>156530204I was just observing a fact. this also means he can't properly pee (wears diapers) and he can't goon so he is in a constant state of hornyness until he explodes hands free
>>156526146Imagine how mad reddit would be if they knew how much 4chan pays their jannies
>>156530201good for me
>>156530030Lindblad won't go to RB if he keeps getting shit on by Lawson
>>156529844good post
>>156530466why not? he lost against tsolov and he got the visa seat
>>156530462no, no bueno
>>156530492it was ironic
>>156530505man, that's like ten thousand spoons when all I needed was a knife
>>156529210>Red Bull started going downhill after Dietrich died in 2022>already in 2023 they badly upgraded their car, made it very unstable but Max could still cope with it so they didn't really care>car was already a non rocketship in 2024 when Mclaren had the better car for 80% of the season>Newey's car is the worst on the grid
>>156530533what does a man with a fork do when eating a soup?
>>156530569pick out the croutons maybe, I don't know it's too hot for riddles
>>156530483they can try out drivers in the junior team but surely if Amx leaves they'll need to replace him with as good of a driver as they can
>>156530596he slurpsjejeje
>>156530625jaja
biz idea: post F3 cars
Why would Max go to Mclel when they aren't better than RB, unless they have something in the pipeline?
>>156530728Remember when FIA announced the rebranding of GP3 to F3 and the creation of FREC so the organizers of Euro F3 absolutely spazzed out saying they were done dirty, so they launched a breakaway series with Florsch being the postergirl just for it to never even start?
>>156530596IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C31H3OULMmo
>>156530868yeah, I remember it was a big thing that VAR wasnt going to FIA F3 kek, but wasnt the breakaway series FR? I remember the series was close to collapsing in 2020-21 (it had like 10 cars on the grid) but it merged with Formula Renault
>>156530737they aiming to bring more upgrades and they are seem to be the only merc customer team that is able to extract full power from it. Both Lando and Oscar generally score higher than rb and if they can upgrade they car to be on par with merc then why not.
>>156531032It was VAR but also Motopark that were seething.No FR was the one FIA mandated as the continental series, the DTM organizers launched Formula European Masters but it folded before starting, they would have kept using the cars you posted (Loved those buggers, much better than F3s) but according to wikipedia they never got enough entries while, according to their website, they had 16 entrants by the end of 2018.The first two seasons of FREC were kind of a meme series and was basically Prema Wins Lol, then yeah with Alpine entering it became a nice championship. In the first season of FREC there was Sharon Scolari who once entered her name wrong so in the official standings everyone had their last names and she her first one; in the second season every Prema driver was a multiple race winner except for Jamie Chadwick who, despite racing every single race, finished behind two part timers
Tell me what you are looking forward to in the next GP.
>>156531336another catastrophic failure on max's car
>>156529681imagine not separating from your shitter father who has only your success as the thing that defines his lifeKWAB
>>156531403er no he also has that time his car caught fire
>>156531336ANT VER LEC podium
>>156531376Meanie!
>>156531336>kimi track limits himself off la source and enters eau rouge backwards, still overtakes legleg>amx is transported by military helicopter to hospital when his rear wing shoots him with a gun>rain starts, suddenly aston martins on slicks overtake entire grid, finally neweys genius unleashed> alonso climbs to p4>stroll flies off chicane after leading the race for 15 laps> ferraris collide>narb does nothing>p1
>>156531454shoot, my bad bro, forgot he has his heckin rally career as well
>>156531259>Loved those buggers, much better than F3syeah fortunately EFOpen, Eurocup-3 and SFLights still uses these cars, although I love them I cant deny that FIA F3 cars are a smaller jump to F2 compared to the F324's>Jamie Chadwick who, despite racing every single race, finished behind two part timerskek
man i fucking hate jewwood festival, ofc there is gap for it in f1 calendar
How rigged is F1?
>>156531642>P4 in final raceBetter sendoff than most
>>156532123toto printed out the results on twitter last thursday
y'all
>>156527368The face of female autism
>>156529645sonic is actually a prost fan
>>156529536No way Red Bull puts another one of their mediocre b-team drivers into their main team if Max leaves. They'll try to at least get Sainz or whoever gets kicked out by Max.
>>156534181obligatory picrel
>>156531336Verstappen's rear wing breaks going up Raidillon and as soon as he gets back to the pits he beats Laurent Mekies to death with his bare hands
>>156534313it's time for the next phase of el plan
>ynr medshitters saying asston shartin would fight for points and maybe even more
>>156534417kino
.
Back to Zimbabwean Formula 4 for Pooastri
>>156534417He *starts* beating Mekies, but then Mekies starts laughing maniacally...>Verstappen: "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? YOU FIND SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS, KANKERMONGOOL???">Mekies: "No... (coughs, spits out blood) but I hope Kelly and the girls are enjoying the show...">Verstappen: "...What do you mean?"MEKIES taps an inconspicuous monitor on the pit wall. On it, we see KELLY PIQUET and her daughters gagged and looking distressed in a room with DANIEL RICCIARDO holding a pistol in a faggy way
>chuck paid the janitors 10x their salaries to have the aussie reddit repost about his wife deletedpay for driving lessons instead pal
>>156518427They were called Stewart btwThey've just got boughteated by Red Bull (the Thai beverage factory with an Austrian loicense) because they are lazy billionaires who knew jack shit about F1 enginigging
If Max is so great, why doesn't he just close the rear wing like the other drivers? Is he stupid?
>>156535852he's belgian/dutch, does this really need answering?
>>156535889Lando is Belgian too, and he manages somehow though?
>ynr magui
>>156535905he's in a cheat car, it's probably operated for him
>>156535852Other drivers have an operational rear wing that closes
>>156535350The only reason why Ferrari had success during the 2000s is because of non-pastas managing the teamBringing a pasta to Failrarri will only kill him faster, from disgust
>>156535976So Max gets shat on by Hadjar, got it
>>156536017Red Bull aren't trying to kill Hadjar
>>156535925in the portugal spain game joao was mad at porro
>shat
>>156536316
>>156536316sopa de sophiauma delicia
>>156536596pottery
>>156536316beautiful possible future Formula One star Sophia
>>156536596This is a sign
>>156536596JUST CHANGE THE NUMBER ALREADYPLEASEGO ASK THE FIA TO GIVE YOU THE 33 BACK
>>156536316>last win was in Ginetta Junior Championship, all the way back in 2015 (BOSS GP doesnt count)Sophia bros, its not over, it actually never started...
>>156537134she's a very private person, she keeps her wins to herself that's why they aren't listed there
babe, youve barely touched your street circuit water
gay cunt update
>>156537888bearbeatsby dre
>>156538206heterosexual gentleman update
>>156538206is that the Mercedes 2nd driver
>Helmut, Jos and Vermeulen all spotted together ITS HAPPENING
>>156538760NO WAY
>>156539119peep the flag
>>156538760Did they get matcha with the girls?
i'm not going to lie i am genuinely sad that Sauber officially no longer exists.its the same fate for tons of car makers and motorsport teams but it felt uniquely cruel because they actually got better in the early 2010s only for foid management to completely destroy that.i fondly remember glazing them on here and thinking Bottas was going to get P3s back in '22 and '23.
>>156539137Max to join McLaren truly confirmed now
>>156539119need it or keep it?
madring looks like absolute ass with 0 chance of overtakejust why
>>156539234sauber was soulless post-bmw anywaynot much of a lossnow minardi on the other hand
>>156539234They already were barely called Sauber in 22 and 23 so what is worse now when it's still the same factory?
>>156539832audi will move hq to ukland sooner or later
how is this photo real lmao
>>156539876they they can engine the same success as Aston Martin
>>156539909by being the result of a lens focusing light waves onto the plane occupied by an array of photosensitive sensors, whose signals were then processed to construct the image
>>156530201>digits and you will lose your virginity but alonso will suffer as a priceHow would we know anything changed?
>>156540211españanon will stop posting here
freepracticebros... it's over...
>>156539909What is so unbelievable about it to you?
>>156540358ah, yes. of course. i agree 100% with your pic
>>156540358>mfw szykuja sie zmiany
>>156540446>>156540590Changes are comingFORMULA 1The International Automobile Federation (FIA) has announced radical changes to the regulations for the future of Formula 1, including the elimination of Friday practice sessions and the rules for the operation of teams between 1997 and 2001.The FIA stated that the changes are part of a package of changes prepared for a new agreement between the federation and some teams, which is to run from 1997 to 2001. The FIA also announced that teams will be able to accept new regulations and technical changes by an 80 percent majority vote, instead of unanimously as before.In addition, a new, more equitable distribution of prize money will be introduced, which comes from the sums received from television broadcasts.The three Formula I racing teams are unhappy with the terms of the new agreement. McLaren and Tyrrell refused to sign the agreement, while Williams withdrew its consent to such radical reforms after it was signed.Although they are not signatories to the agreement, they will be able to participate in competitions with the approval of the FIA Formula 1 Commission. The main reason for the opposition from such experienced teams, who have a history of Grand Prix success, is the elimination of Friday practice sessions, which they consider necessary for safety reasons.(mars)
>>156540729>mfw changes are coming
>>156540358>free practiceNonsense, all i'm seeing is TYRREL IS BACK BABY
>>156539909>gets paid bullshit money just to wear rb merchandiseI mean why not? I dont think kelly is gonna complain
>>156528982Why is Sonic such an igniter for autists?
/f1/ thoughs on Shrek 2?F1 related because China 2012
>>156542374there was a youtube video talking about the globohomo propaganda on the sherk moviesi liked the last one, the cat on boots one
>>156542312There's gotta be some connection between anthropomorphic creatures and autism.>>156542374Martin Brundle was quite disappointed by it, personally I thought it was a fine film and an excellent addition to the Shrek cinematic universe.
>>156542478>cat on bootscute
>>156542633idk how its called in english, in spanish is like that, and he has andalucian accent, i think that in english antonio banderas voice him
>>156542846calm down
>>156542846That's why he found it cute, the English title is "Puss in Boots" also yes Antonio Bandreas does voice him, does he not do the Spanish voice as well?
>>156542374i still cant understand why vasseur agreed to play main character in a movie franchise which literally starts with him pouring shit on himself. Is it beacuse he's fr*nch?
>>156542988i dont understand this post, im very calm, its true that sometimes i lose control>>156543149>does he not do the Spanish voice as well?i dont think so, im not surechecked on google and yes, makes sensejust like in cars where they got a f1 driver for each language
>>156543435It's mud, not shit.>>156543581According to r*ddit>Antonio Banderas provided the voice for the main character in the English, Italian, Latin American Spanish, Castilian Spanish and Catalan versions of the movie
>>156543760>Catalan versions of the moviewhy even? like i wouldnt care if it didnt come out of my taxesf1 related because im paying for the madring
>>156544648AND the Ferrari filming day yesterday!
>>156540358mars
>>156540415that he managed to stop dicksucking abduls long enough to take the picture
>>156545348real, but since we are rich we dont need the money
>>156540358adopt cyrillic alphabet you monsters
moot was right about Australia.
>>156546869cyrillic is ten times more confusing to average westoid, the fact that some letters mean completely different sounds brings an average american into coma
Is /f1/ rooting for Hadjar, Ocon, or Gasly in these upcoming FeetFa matches?
>>156549503what?
>>156549503Farouk and Hassan Mahmoud
>>156549484I struggled hearing the difference between ш and щ, at least in Russian - maybe it's more pronounced in Ukrainian
>>156549503which one is paris burning down in the post-match riot? i'm barracking for that one
>>156549950>what?Hadjar = MoroccoOcon = SpainGasly = France>>156550659[free space]
>>156550659France wins: Paris burnsMorocco wins: Paris burns
>>156550743Hadjar is algerian though
>>156550855Yes and Ocon is too IIRC, but they both race under a French flag.
>>156551032Ocon's family is from Spain
>Ocon admitted that he almost gave up on his racing career to work at McDonald's.
>>156551157He's Spanish/Algerian.His last name is actually Ocon-Khelfane and even as a non-Spaniard I can tell you that's not a fucking Spanish surname.
>>156551599calm down
ocon was dating a spanish girl when alo was on alpine, super hotocon has good taste
>>156551759>tells me to calm down>posts a picture of Bearman just to work me upDevilish
>>156552169just AMX forcing a meme
>>156552169>>156552483i had that for the 1-0 to bump, then didn't post and forgotnothing more
Morroco Grand Prix when?
>>156553049never i hope
>>156552911sooooo embarrasing
>>156553049once they annex southern France and thus Le Castellet
>>156553341Ceuta grand prix when
>>156553476the côte d'azur is already algerianmorroco will have belgium though
>>156551599he is result of foreign pussy COLONIZED by BWC. it is therefore based.
Today I feel Moroccan.
>>156554021got brutally molested by 10 black dudes?
OK F1 has been boring since the V6 era but holy FUCK is football BORING, it's "Nothing ever happens: the sport" At least in F1 they're always driving. Football fucking SUCKS to watch
>>156554278team morocco is probably whiter than team austria was
>>156553487i follow a cute strongwoman/she lift wieghts from ceutashe has a beautiful smile>>156554358whiteness isnt a spectrum, you either are or you arent, a moor isnt whiter than a black, you cant be whiter than
Y a que des noirs et des arabes à la télé ce soir
>>156554452as usual
>>156554452no hablaman, i went to french for idk about 5 years in school and i dont remember anything, not that i got any good leve but you know, such a shame
why is france playing? isn't the slurp cup already pretty far advanced?since when are they good at football?
>>156554638Same for me and Spanish, I want to learn it again though because every now and then I come upon an hispanic who speaks zero english
>>1565547701980s
>>156554770they will make 3 finals in a row, that has to be a record
>>156554770anon...
>>156553049>what is Africa Eco Race, aka a better Rally (Paris) Dakar
>>156555059was*
>>156554447Be careful Spaniard, or I'll ask some Americans who couldn't even find Spain on a map if you're white or not.
>>156554447>you cant be whiter thanwell said
am I supposed to believe than the average divegrass match is more entertaining F1 race? I watched Portugal vs Spain and somehow I didn't fall asleep, and now Morocco vs France is also quite boring. How can normies stand this, I'd rather watch a random Montmelo or Hungary GP.
>>156555715you have adhd
>>156555715England vs Mexico and Argentina vs Egypt were bangers. Yeah the two you named have been boring
>>156555715that the average divegrass match is more entertaining than a F1 race*
>>156554447>whiteness isnt a spectrum, you either are or you arent, a moor isnt whiter than a black, you cant be whiter thanHas /f1/ decided if slavs are white or not?What are the official /f1/ whiteness criteria?
>>156555555We missed the btw
>>156555335like the expresion, you either are or you arent, its binary, 1 or 0>>156555237we arent whites in the us, they consider sudan white but not spain>>156555956idk, i always said that if i cant score a spanish girl i would be satisfied with a slavbut what im saying is that whiteness is purity, all unpurity is unpure, it cant be less unpure than other thing
You're telling me Kevin Magnussen isn't whiter than Carlos Sainz?
if you consider that sainz is white, noso 2 brothers, same genes, one fair hair and eyes other darker, one is whiter than the other? they have the same genes
>>156556479>same genesYeah, there's your mistake chief
Colapinto
>>156556669What beautiful ladies.
>>156556736Anon, I have news for you........................You have GREAT taste
>>156540211I will do the virginity test
>>156556669Argentine James Charles
>>156556813Whew, thank god. I thought you were about to tell me they were already taken.>>156556850I meant the Alonso suffering part.
morocco's keeper's name is bonoif I could think of one, I'd make some kind of "tyres are gone" joke
>>156539119zesty grandpa
>>156556669pretty girls like that
Back-to-back appearance of an African team in World Cup semifinals, congrats.When was the last time African racists had back-to-back podiums?
>>156557291african roads aren't good enough to race on
>>1565530491958
>>156557412Not since the wypipo left that is.
new leo pic that is suitable for dutch anon's 'evening lads' posts
guess what?dog butt
>>156557853thank you my love
>get on /f1/>It's race talk, and not the good type of race
>>156558062we are waiting for the news that will shake the world of f1
>>156556669Still losing to England
>>156558163Mick Schumacher shoved a straw all the way up his dad's nose to try and drink his brain juice and acquire racing abililty
Who?
>>156558324imagine being both obese and bald
>>156558419I don't need to imagine:(
>>156558434E-edd... is that you?
>>156558527
>>156558527I'll have you know that Edd has posted here and gained quite a few (You)s without anyone been aware it was the Edd.
Ignore these imposters. I'm Edd, and so's my wife.
the goat is out of retirement
>>156558829t. Liam
>>156559087haha good one because liam likes that movietop bants
>>156559116calm down
>>156559087no i was actually cars 1 obsessed toohave the movie, the game, a watch from disney an incurable impulse to scream rascal flatts and sheryl crow lyrics when i hear it like a manchurian candidate, love for 911 butt etc.
good night lads
>>156559218Nonce
>>156556669What's the sauce
>>156559562Semen
https://youtu.be/DPlsPXMLH4Q cooking ******* in the willy motorhome
>>156560738>*******can i buy a vowel?e please
>>156561530no you fucking cretinget off my stage
>>156561563worked it out anyway and i WILL yell it out
>>156536316hank hill ass
is foruchan kill
>>156563040never mind, i think my fourchanx did an update and was acting up
smile not because youre happybut because you have to
so on birdsite theres now a thing about lando leaving dinner with a bunch of women and it just seems so gay
>>156563627Normally I don't approve of xitterposting but because it's calling Lando a faggot I'll allow it.
>>156563760>Normally I don't approveshut the fuck up before you go in the alpine dress.
>>156560738>>156561530>>156561563>>156561709>>156563840
>>156527288I'm not sure about Herta >P17 in F2 after years of success in Indycar I think its over.
>>156563858
kill trannyfuckers. behead trannyfuckers. launch trannyfuckers into the sun. curbstomp trannyfuckers. shove trannyfuckers into a blender. roast trannyfuckers over an open fire. flay trannyfuckers living. hang trannyfuckers on a cross. disembowel trannyfuckers with a dull boxcutter. lock trannyfuckers in the boats. carve out a trannyfucker's eyeballs and skullfuck him/her. burn trannyfucker hearts as a sacrifice to the great Quetzalcoatl. grind trannyfuckers into a fine paste that is sold to the Chinese to feed their rural populations.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783653558569499.webm
jamrock is extra spicy today
>>156564423extra zesty maybe
>>156564423no just finding a bunch of shit on bird app to convertplus thing i converted and didnt postplus youre being a sensitive little bitch today
>>156564488i'd tell you to kill yourself but i take solace in the fact that liver failure will wipe you out in 3-5 years no matter what actions you take
>>156564622yeah but youll always be a bad person
>>156564658>yeah but youll always be a bad person
>>156564676didnt ask for a selfiethe france match has /sp/ moving kinky
https://youtu.be/P-emgWzTh_k
Will there be a female driver in F1 in the next 10 years?
>>156565086painter did a poor job installing the eyeport trim there.
>>156565086YesFemale (male + rich)
>>156565086penelope will win 2 WDC
Russian motorsports great white(ish) hope Penelope Kvyat-Piquet-Verstappen
>earth shattering news that will shake the literal core of f1>literally nothing
>>156565569Washed, Lily Piquet-Verstappen is the next prospect on F1A's radar.
What exactly is the literal core of F1?
morning lads
>>156565879medshitter theory
>>156566497How can a theory be the core? Are you sure you didn't misread that as crore saar?
>>156565822Gas pedal.
I keep wondering why Mick stopped racing at WEC, he was getting solid positions and was often considered the best driver in the team. IndyCar so far has nothing but damaged his reputation.
>>156565879taking a dangerous and potentially life-ending activity and suck all fun and joy out of it
>>156566859He probably knew Alpiss was gonna quit
>>156566859Mick being so shit definitely redeems Ralf's legacy
Digits and Belgium gets nuked a thousand times.
ahahahahahahaha dude bottas is literally my spirit animal
>>156559209me too brother, I love this fucking movie
>>156567249t. Hadjar(he also loves Cars 1)
>>156567249>those grandstandsimagine someone's handbrake failed. imagine it's the 2,5 tonne suv in row ZZ that comes loose
>>156567249best f1 driver does too
>>156567359already discussed >>156567352
>>156567366no one likes that crying frenchman
francesco bernoulli would beat lewis hamilton in a fightfrancesco bernoulli would also beat lewis hamilton (car edition) in a fight
>>156567249>*ruins your kino in you're path*
never gave two shits about cars the movie, disney movies peaked at emperor's new grove. DO NOT reply to my post with your shit opinions
The guy above me has the right opinion
Finding Nemo is the best one. The PS2 game was also good.
I never played any of the disney video james
Just saying "disney movie" is too broad, 3D animation, 2D animation, their foreign co-releases (ghibli), and live action.Also this is a fucking unreal string of good movies.
>>156567570The incredibles is the best one of that list by far
>>156567570>bug's life>toy story 2>monsters inc>incredibles>uphannay watched thesewall-e my favourite of the ones i watched. less a film though, more a warning for the world (we aren't heeding it)
>>156567618Up is actually way overrated
>>156567581True, bug's life is probably the most forgettable but it's still good.>>156567618>Incredibles>Monster's inc>Toy Story 2>Up>Bug's lifeIs how I would rank them.Up has a very depressing opening 15 mins that everyone remembers and then becomes very forgettable after that.Yeah, Wall-E is pretty great.
the 1st toy's stories game and the dalmatian game were secretly nightmare fuel.
wall-e was a very bold concept and I think they did well with itratatouille is bonkers but highly enjoyablecars is just SHIT
>cars is just SHITTerrible post, just terrible. I shan't even be replying to such a rebarbative comment.Cars (2006) is about not allowing yourself to become dehumanized and disconnected from reality through fame and wealth, that your worth comes from who you are as a person to friends and strangers alike.
fuck off to /tv/
>>156567726he's not a person though, he's a carif I met lightning mcqueer I'd be like "stfu about your problems and take me to my destination"f1-related because this is what fernando alonso said to the taxi driver in his famous tiktok
I had a ps1 demo disk that had the Bug's Life game on it and the demo was so shit that it convinced me not to watch the movie
>>156567532>>156567695>>156567653>>156567785disney pixar isnt the same as disneydisney peaked with hercules. simple as.
cars is solid but it never left me wanting more (I haven't watched cars 2 or 3)Speed Racer came out around the same time and was a much better racism movie
is that...? MARLBORO?!?!AIEE I HAVE TO SMOKE NOW
>>156567846cars 2 is gay and not a real cars movie.cars 3 is about 2014-2017 season (mcqueen is vettel after he realized he can't win without the fastest car)
queers
>>156567982>mcqueen is vettel after he realized he can't win without the fastest car)Oh kinda like Verstappen post 2024. Got it.
>>156568254he won by dicksucking abduls, not by having the fastest car (kwabmilton needed both the fastest car AND dicksucking globohomos)
>>156568254yes, then he quits and becomes a successful manager to a young talent. who is also a girl. just like Penelope.
abhorrent posting going on
>>156568254Oh kinda like [any driver] post [last championship winning season]. Got it.
vettel tried dicksucking globohomos after 2018 but realized this shit isn't for me and retired
>>156568389besides alonso, yes
...well keeping slightly on topic. its SUV/EV hour on goodwood festival of speed so Im going to bed. goodnight /f1/
>>156568324what is the mechanism by which dicksucking abduls results in a race win
1. suck dicks2. ???3. magically win races
>>156536596Schumi circa 2005
>>156568874you mustnt suck dicks, you must dicksuck
>>156568991>I've made a huge mistake
We should be able to see the driver's mouths during the race at all times so we can be assured none of them are calling Hamilton a nigger
>>156569110yes and now youre pozzed :(
>>156569190i propose awarding a bonuis point for most niggers offended during the race
amxsisters.......even in goodwood..............
KWAB
mclel hypercar next
>>156564892so thats why he had 21 track limits
>>156569270red bull + number 3 is cursed
>>156569318looks slow
>>156569270>>156569271How the fuck is the curse of retardo this strong? I've never known anything more powerful
>>156569270he's shitting
LESS BORING CUNT TALKING AND MORE RACING
>>156569270>>156569271
>>156569581>browse other threads>literal posts about dicksucking abdulsi'm not going to make it, lads
>>156569551>>156569571Curses are just another racing driver excuse like>uhm akschually, it was Tsolov at the wheel in Goodwood>muh rear wing>powered by Ford>we finished 21 nurb laps down to equal machinery because of a technical defect that just incidentally happened to the part of the car that touched a wall and tried to murder a guy
>>156569270>>156569271amx will die in a merc if he keeps racing in one, the signs are everywherego back to ferrari
Why are Lightning McQueen's eyes and mouth frozen in placeHave they sedated him?Let him speak
>>156567982cars 2 is shit but has some fun car fanservice, perfect movie to watch on a long flightcars 3 cut all the fanservice because disney didn't want to pay for car licenses in their toys, and the story could've been decent but they fucked up the ending
cars is SHIT
I have never watched a Cars
does lightning mcqueen dicksuck abduls?
>>156571075>The hermit of Harz
that car is driving itself
I thought Spa was this weekend but it is not. Fuck my stupid chud incel lift tbqhwyf.
>>156571075based
why can't f1 have v12s with four turbochargers
>>156571239because they'd have to refuel, and refuelling makes pit stops too long
>>156571309how long does it take you to refuel
Yugi
death to mekiescunt
>>156571752fuck you you rude cunt
>>156571789something wrong with fr*nch defenders
>>156526146what a stupid brandall celebrities get free shit to promote itshowing a private message to brag about her wanting your dress is retarded and will just ruin your trust
>>156571824j'ai vu ça
>>156571915I don't care
>>156571961>mfw the activity doesn't involve dicksucking abduls
>>156567570Man disney used to be so good
>that CLK catching the Indy shit boxCar was flying there
>>156572391>mfw the activity doesn't involve talking about dicksucking abduls
>watching goodwoodhere faggotshttps://www.goodwood.com/careers/diversity-equity-and-inclusion/
BLBLBLBLBL
>>156573006i don't get it
>>156573000i do get your point, but if we are not allowed to participate on any globohomo company(event/whatever we couldnt go to the bank, buy from most supermarkets, consume any media, etc
>>156573227now you're beginning to get it
>>156573227it's a car racing festival>globohomowouldn't want this festival/car racing to exist at allso goodwood particularly should never go along with that crap
How does it feel to have your balls sucked on? Is it actually a pleasant sensation?
>>156571714She needs a white man
Unlike say Williams, Sauber doesn't really have any legacy so there's no major reason to continue
>>156573445Hard to achieve a double finish when Red Bull is actively trying to kill one of their drivers
>>156573445maxi boy... he just needs more time
>>156573314how do you shave your balls?
>>156573533just wax 'em
>>156573533I use a trimmer with guard, don't go for the hairless look myself. You?
>>156573000i'm only 'watching' jewwood because i'm 'working'
Reminder that just replacing part of a name with "Jew" does not constitute constructive criticism
>>156573592no me neither, i just thought that if i was going to get my balls sucked it would be nice to shave them, because the hair of the balls are nasty
>South Dakota Circuit>is not in South Dakota
>>156573000That's like complaining that a German company had something about the Führer in their marketing in 1942.
boy princess ollie bearmann
>>156573648they built it already?
>>156574258>>156574258>>156574258
