two frauds editionfred v swasn @ perth stadium, 8:10pm aest (6:10pm sandgroper time)
Just woke up
>>156514589Why did he crawl like that
the yellow maggot flees in fear
wake it up spastics
Thx for the warning last night fog bro
sainters
"This World Cup saw the most African teams in history advance to the knockout stage, with nine reaching the Round of 32, beating the previous record of two.But along the way, concerns have been raised about racist undertones in some of the commentary around African teams and Black players in other teams.A notable example came in the group stage, when former Germany player and now TV pundit Bastian Schweinsteiger was previewing Germany's clash against Côte d'Ivoire.He said the side could expect an opponent that was "a bit African football, a bit unorthodox, a bit wild, a bit perhaps also not so conditioned by tactics".Côte d'Ivoire coach Emerse Faé said the comments were racist,and Schweinsteiger issued a statement saying he was "talking about football, not about people" and that it was a "football analysis"."https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-09/world-cup-racist-commentary-media-coverage/106895166
>>156517251scum club with a scum fanbase
Good morning alf
>>156517728every team has multiple africans playing it also
>>156519015The only teams without no blacks is Argentina. And Norway only has like 1 or 2. So they are the good guys.
>>156519062okay giuseppe keep pretending like you aren't brown as well
>>156519405so truefunny how these third worldie south americans pretend to not be brown
>>156519015>>156519062>>156519405Why do you have a problem with black players?
>>156519533where did i say thati replied to a post that said this world cup had the most african teams in iti noticed that every game i watched had african players in it, even australiajust an observation is all
>>156519533i don't, i wasn't the retarded seething wog (aka non-white) posting retarded shit like "le argentina and norway are... LE GOOD... because they have less le browns!". not only is this an utterly trite way of looking at the world, it is pure hypocrisy coming from some FOB fuckwit who isn't white himself.
>>156519533I would like the world cup (and olympics) to be about the best from that country competing. Not African mercenary A against African mercenary B. I'd like the English team to be made of actual English people not the kids of Caribbean migrants in the 70s. I'd like the French team to be made of French people not the kids of Senegalese and Ivorean migrants in the 80s.
>>156519671maybe shit globohomo sports like the olympics and the wog cup arent for you then champ
>>156519624>"le argentina and norway are... LE GOOD... because they have less le browns!"Yes
>>156519671They are "actual English people" as they were all born in England and regardless have English citizenship
holy seethe OP kek
>>156519760argentinians are brown and norwegians might as well be brown because they are just a northern saudi arabia so try again spastic
>>156519786That doesnt make them ethnically English.
>>156519818why so sensitive freo faggot?
>>156519963That's not a requirement.
>>156520226Im aware but it should be.
>>156520311I was hoping you'd understand how much of a retarded shitshow that would be if it was
>>156520383he's dumb enough to watch diving thirdyball so clearly he's not very clever
>he says in a boganclash thread
I support the maroons, the blues, and the golds :)
Did you spastics enjoy the footy last night?
afl kits look gay as fuck, they're like basketball uniforms but more homo
>>156520777>>156520789>>156520857cunt off nrlsperg
>>156519582noticing white replacement is racist sweaty
>>156519048>eating goyslop
>>156521023also has two premierships under his belt but keep seething kek
I’ve got my best men working on a multi for tonight’s game
Recently found out there’s ‘blokes’ who refuse to use their phone on the toilet
i'm going to ingest garbage slop because zorko won two premierships or something
>im going to seethe about zorko doing a photoshoot for a sponsor of his teamfuck off blowie cocksucker
trembling at the fact that yesterday's TV ratings are coming out soon
yeah trembling with laughter at the fact that 9 news probably had higher viewership kek
Could i make a good ruckman?
banesperg is too sensitive and autistic to realise that i'm mocking fast slop and not zorko or brisbane
neither was i but i might start mocking them now
>>156521685The 450 pound virgin
As the leader and figurehead of /afl/, I have just been served with a summons to appear before the Royal Commission on Antisemitism and Social Cohesion
>>156521853first i've seen of rc without his trip. so that's where you've gone
>>156521853Based Micksperg
>>156520857Sleeveless jumpers and white shorts are two things which have been obsolete for a century. No reason for either of them today
>>156521611based league unlimited poster
>>156517153all good fellaalso gma
fucked up how there are saints fans even though that club is a pedo ring and coached by a rapist
powah
i need to go out but its so fucking cold outside i cannay be fucked
>>156522643man up you fucking wimp victorian cunt
>>156522748thank you for posting my waifu
>>156522748>jasmyn.msinto the wank bank
>>156522756not a mainlander
who wants to pull my dick off?
>>156522988even worse then, fucking two headed incest rapebaby fuckwit
>>156523076gottem
the view from the top of the ladder is nice lads.you may only reply to me if you havent lost to a bottom 8 team this year :D
how do you do fellow kids
love hearing swasnsooks being so arrogant about how they've got one of the easiest fixtures, facing most of the cellar dwellers twice. if you were honest you'd rule yourself out of contention after failing to beat a rapidly declining geelong, brisbane with some major outs, and fucking hawthorn with zero midfield. even if you somehow beat freo it's more of an indictment on them for peaking too early. swasn will play finals because they've been kissed on the dick with an easy fixture but they aren't a serious threat.
yall are not ready for sydney back in 1st
>seethe essaykek not reading any of that lmao
this could be the first top 2 straight sets in history
>>156523695which one watches in the corner
Tradie hater anon hasn't posted for a while
not an ounce of seethe, just telling you exactly what's going to happen to your worthless joke of a team. you've beaten no-one.
https://archive.md/mkmbu>The North Melbourne runner was sent out by Pagan to get the diminutive Peter Bell off the ground. He came back without Bell.>“I couldn’t find him,” the runner said. Players were known to run and hide from the runner when they sensed they might be dragged.>“You couldn’t find him? Two missionaries found him on the side of the road in three feet of grass in South Korea and you can’t find him in the middle of the f---ing MCG?!” was Pagan’s reply.>“He’s the only five-foot-tall Korean out there.”hao ling
>>156523620sydneys had injuries all year cazzoid
>>156523815>DURR INJERIES!!!every team has had injuries and bane's injuries were far worse when your worthless team lost to them, zorko and mccluggage are far more essential than whatever dogshit players you missed out on. only a worthless minnow joke side uses injuries as an excuse for why they can't win big games. stupid fairweather cazzie fuckwit, never respond to my posts again
Sydney hater is big mad lol
>>156523909you lack knowledge, you say hawks were missing a midfield, heeney and gulden were out for that match, guldens been out for most of the year. youve got a really basic understanding of afl and are quick to make excuses for teams sydney beats yet never mention injuries sydney has. I think a few weeks ago you said curnow sat inside 50 all game when bane flogged us, if youd watched the game youd realise he played as a high forward and spent most of the game around the half forward and wing line and played well. you just hate them and are seething at their ladder position, eat shit cunt kek
dockies have peaked this year but can they plateau at this level or will they decline
>>156524053>DURR UR THIS GUY WHO I WAS MAD AT 3 WEEKS AGOget a life you worthless schizo cazzie faggot
swasncazzies blow-in every second year when they get gifted a finals spot with a piss-weak fixture and then seethe that not everyone loves their shit team kek, what a bunch of sensitive little faggots.
>>156524086youre the bloke who says fairweather all the time and gets the predictions wrong every week. Not hard to spot you. Probably time you stopped posting from a position of authority given your incorrect cazzie predictions week in week out champ kek
>>156524182fairweather is a common expression to describe fuckwits like you, cazzie dickhead. i'm not your schizo boogeyman, get a fucking grip and maybe get a job while you're at it.
>>156524263Mate you just made an excuse for hawthorn having no midfield when they beat the swans failing to mention the 2 best sydney mids, gulden and heeney, were both out.youre laughably wrong all the time and have the temperament of a woman. take a breath champ, its only a game
>>156522748corr imagine yas vs jas iykwim haha
>>156522748trying to work out if she has brown or pink nips
>>156524303you are the one in histrionics and randomly lashing out at one random bloke from a few weeks ago like a woman holding a grudge so don't accuse anyone else of being a woman .swans still had a better midfield on the day and only a blind person wouldn't be able to see that. why doesn't it matter at all that the hawks were also without their best midfielder in will day? why do injury excuses only matter for your shit team? if they are a true top of the ladder premiership threat then they would have the depth to handle a team with no midfield like hawthorn.
Cox IN
imagine if the GF this year is just another sydney/brisbane/geelong slopfest
>>156524378>no youkek
>>156524411>unprompted picture of a shirtless mannot beating the woman or poof allegations champ
prefer this one desu
>>156524410it will be, regrettably, but i'm fine with a bane three-peat. they're fun to watch, most of their players are likeable enough and i even like their shit-stirrers like zorko and rayner. it's boring but they deserve it after the dire years they went through.
>>156524410this but imagine if my GF this year is just another aldifu/colesfu/wooliesfu hotfeet
>pov: your vision when swanschad posts heenGOD
heeney is just such an unlikeable fuckwit, he just looks like a cuntmuch prefer chad warner personally, though still think some media fuckwits like damo overhype him but at his best he is a very exciting player.
>>156524551nicest bloke youll ever meet mate, surfed with him and his brother just 3 of us out at an isolated mid north coast breakhis brothers a loose cunt but Isaacs a champ
Opinion… when AFL likely expands to 24 games in 2028, would love to see 11 home, 11 away, 1 Gather + 1 Growth game per club.AFL arranged to take reliance off clubs eg Melb in Alice.No games in Cairns since 2022, Townsville 2019. Newcastle region has 680k. Proper growth marketsSunny Coast, Wollongong great ideas but already within 60-90 mins of Bris & Sydney games.Could swap Mumbai for Bunbury if NM deal ends. Means WCE/Frem would alternate each year there. No SA ‘Growth’ game because they have Gather so reduces their advantage.Mumbai 5+ yr prospect
>>156524468fixed it
replace indigenous round with indiagenius round
>>156524591would rather london desupremiership match at the oval
>>156524613iykwim haha
>>156524627haha yeah haha
>>156524618that would be kinoindia can fuck right offimagine the footy ashes
>bindia enough
>>156524591half these places don't even have an appropriate oval
i was at the airport once and met dayne zorko, got in the lift with him up to the main terminal. all i said was "what do you reckon boys, 100 plus?" because they were vsing essendon that weekend
>>156524713only newcastle and bombay. the rest are adequate
the alice spring game is a waste of time. you'd be laughed out of the room for suggesting mount gambier hosted afl games but the similarly small boong town in the nt is okay?
number one sports ground in newcastle is a good ground, 10k capacityreckon thatd be fine, having a ground with large capacity isnt good for fledgling teams, look at gws just makes the crowd look empty, plus 9k of the 10k is standing room on the grass, pure sovl
why is the fifa wc so rigged? why do you wogs like this corrupt sham? is it because all wogs love being dodgy slimey fucktards?
>>156524730Townsville has kids park
My Iggs have the highest travel burden so of course the Alf want us playing games in Mumbai AS WELL(((Dills))) not even hiding it
>>156524889shouldnt have fucked up a generation of your players and got a cheat flag with club condoned amphetamines use then
resting on my laurels
>>156524841obviously mate
>>156524987fuck cousins btw
>>156525031meant stepcousins iykwim haha
any uncs here remember the late show on abc dressing up as the eagles mascot and trying to sell the players powder from a shopping bag as they got on the team bus
>>156525142yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcWvfZHAuI4
iggs
the chaser is diabolically unfunny garbage
>>156525237did you work for today tonight by any chance? or the apec summit security team?
>>156525237the late show was kino
>>156525193KEK
i remember in year 9 i got detention for re-enacting the crazy warehouse guy's sketch in the school librarylibrarian was NOT pleased and went to tell the principal herself
>>156524987t. Essendon coterie member
>>156525427Yikes
>>156525264>durr u must not like this milquetoast vacuous pap trite show bcuz dey made fun ov u!!shouldn't even give you a (You) for this garbage post.>>156525269it was a shittier and safe-edgy version of the glass house, formed because howard didn't like the abc very occasionally having a go at him or his party unlike the obedient dogs they usually are.
>>156525237The only sketches I liked were the mosque in Manley sketch and when they pull out the sausages for the Sydney sniffer dogs
>>156525288meant for>>156525363
>>156525237CNNNN was crisp.Planet America is also a neat show.
i liked good news week
>>156525583fuck off 51st stater
crazy how even train networks stopped with the telstra outagechina will destroy us without even setting foot in the country
nine weeks to nine eleven. catch the football game.
>>156525671Akshually I'm a 7th Stater iykwim haha.
>>156525671For better or worse that the US does affects us all.When something bonkers happens over there (which is every second week) Planet America gives some more perspective on what's happening.
>>156525680and on the 25th anniversary tooplease no happening
>>156525193why is coke le bad so funny?ive not met a person on a night out that isnt doing it or wouldnt be keen to
>>156521653In Adelaide it did kek, the one true AFL fortress.
>>156525680americans have some fucking weird names these days
>>156525789heh'd
>>156525680Is this an in-season for points game? Or just exhibition?
>>156525749because when you have vacuous shit safe edgy humour like the chaser did it's easy to moral high horse and make fun of sports stars, and it's even better because you don't need to say anything of substance.
>>156525789god i need general access to nfl cheerleaders so they can show my package hospitality iykwim haha
i'll give you a hostility package you nonce paedo fuckwit maggot cunt
>>156525749>>156525828Because sports players are meant to stay away from drugs. Be it performance enhancing for obvious reasons, or recreational party drugs as they give organised crime an in to try and fix games.The iggs at the time were known as full blown druggies, which given some of their later issues with the law proved quite accurate.
big game tonight
>>156525855crispy
>>156525906Game of what?
>>156525906The only thing big about it is the state of Sydney's anus after Freo "Thundercock" Dockers has their way with them.
>>156525855nfl cheerleaders are legal idiot
frauds about to get exposed
If there's an asterisk against the 06 flag for drug use then all 3 of the Cats flags should be recalled as this is where Dank and his merrymen started
i'll expose you champ*unzips*
>>156525969>this is where Dank and his merrymen startedDank was never employed or worked for the cats. He was interviewed for a job but seemed off so they went their separate ways.They did use him to source some calf blood or something though.
>>156526012holy cope
>>156526242What was inaccurate about it?>Dodgy guy interviews for a job>Tell dodgy guy to fuck off>"omg they met with dodgy guy"This is the real cope.
>>156526012
>>156526266>>Dodgy guy interviews for a job>>Tell dodgy guy to fuck off>>"omg they met with dodgy guy"describes plebbitor reactions so well
>>156526315Yes, and?See: >They did use him to source some calf blood or something though.
>>156514399mean spirited op
the fraud round was last week>shats btfo on cheat ground with twice the frees bane got from cheat umps>hawks btfo by *checks notes* melbourne kek>dogs and umps btfo by swasn >suns btfo by unc pies>fred btfo by reserve grade gws
>>156526398For fred it was the loss they had to have
>>156526398Cats dominated the Lions everywhere but the scoreboard. Like +20 inside 50s, but lucker lions kicked something like 10.0 to Geelong's 0.10.Hawks had one of the best comebacks of all time. Poomons were lucky to hold on after being up 94, kek.
>>156526398dogs haven't been in the conversation as flag facies since their injury crisis started, swasnsook, so your shit team knocking them off meant nothing. your team is the one on fraudwatch after losing to cheatlong and bane
>>156526430>cats dominatedKEK>>156526433theyre equal with the cats who this gen said were certain flag contenders lmao
>>156526433I support Richmond schizo. Old mate really living in your head aye.
>>156526448That's the cats shitting the bed recently. Cats have probably cost themselves a top 4 spot because of that.In saying that, here is the Dogs' run home.R18 Western Bulldogs - West Coast (Docklands)R19 Gold Coast - Western Bulldogs (Carrara)R20 Western Bulldogs - Richmond (Docklands)R21 Fremantle - Western Bulldogs (Perth)R22 Western Bulldogs - North Melbourne (Docklands)R23 Western Bulldogs - Carlton (Docklands)R24 Melbourne - Western Bulldogs (MCG)Would put West Coast, Richmond and North in as wins. Fremantle as a loss.Could easily see them going 3/7 or 6/7.
>>156526448the cats are a far better team than the dogs
>>156526506Thats not a bad run for the dogs
>>156526522theyre falling to bits needed walkers in that last quarter v bane
>>156526552Needed Butters desu, but that will be fixed next year.
The Fraudo Dockers.
The Fraudny Swans.
A fraud-off for the ages tonight
my team is the shittest team :D
>win >we were saving strats :^)>lose>your team are frauds lolyjk this will be the argument tonight
I like you guys calling my swans frauds, its like being the underdogs when youre actually the overdogs keep doubting us
>saving stratsjaydin?
>>156526695>We were saving strats :^)Isn't this normally used when you lose?Either way, Swans will get belted tonight. 60+.
>>156526707>keep doubting usWill do until you manage to not shit the bed in a Grand Final.
>>156526721>>156526734What are the implications of this on the future of AFL and IVF draftees?
Got some fresh Timbs lads
no Eleni this week
swans seether on a rampage this arvo hope he takes it easy on his husband if they win
>>156526721>>156526734My line will not be broken.
IF swans win by 25+THEN they will be first on the ladder again
>keep doubting us
>>156526723oh yeah lol oops
Might belt my knob.
>>156526771:(
>>156526707
>>156526772do male gays have high dv rates? i assume not as much they probably fight each other more than being one sided
>>156526721>the most sought-after donor traits including blue eyes, dark brown hair, a height of 180cm, and a bachelor’s degree.>Available donors more commonly have brown eyes, brown or black hair, and are approximately 182cm, although education levels are broadly similar.>As a result more patients are using overseas donorsBrainlet here needing some help understanding this.Typo in the article (particularly the wanted: dark brown hair, or available: 182cm height) or are people going for overseas sperm just because of blue eyes?
>>156526823lesbian couples have the highest domestic abuse rate fwiw
>>156526823Gay men experience higher rates of domestic violence than heterosexual men but still pale in comparison to lesbians who are in an elite bracket for rates of domestic violence.
What have you guys bought for Amazon Prime day?
>>156526847full blown butch militant bulldykes should be put down for the safety of the greater community ihmo
I went to a party that two dykes were hosting one night and one of them wanted to bash me because the other one was talking to me
>>156526865how do you know they wanted to bash you?
>>156526719it's a now win situation for wogbot
>yeah im a virgin incel with no friends let alone friends who are lesbian let me tell you all about them
>>156526772who plays in pride games again champ?
>>156526847>>156526849surprised you don't hear about it in relation to aflw players then
>>156526870She said to her friend in front of me im going to bash this cunt if you dont stop talking to him hes been looking at you all night but she pretended I wasnt thereI was looking at her but more because id never seen a lesbian before
lol
remember that mussie aflw player who refuses to play in the gay game
>>156526882i have 2 gay friends (a couple) who have many gay and lesbian friends and they agree lesbos whack each other
>>156526895Babe the game hasnt even started yet and youre in here abusing people remember what the counsellor said about working yourself up x
>8:10pm start>on a thursday
I can feel the filth of your pedophile soul that resides in hell when you directly reply to me scum. KYS as you are only capable of sin.
Business idea: reserve Thursday nights for interstate teams exclusively
>>156526946Absolutely ridiculous.
20+ year Fred man here. I wasn't that convinced even before the GWS loss and felt that Sydney was the fraud test. Fast moving footy is all well and great but come finals when it's pressure and stoppages the bigger bodied mids tend to have their way. If >our mids get mogged by Sydney tonight then I'm just writing them off. They added O'Meara sure because Young is made of glass but I dunno if it'll be enough. Just want a good game 2bh
>>156525789gotta love los angeles hospitality packages. >>156525810first round of the season. football field's gonna look odd in the middle of a cricket ground.
>>156527125im tipping freo cause sydney are more fraudulent
https://botanex.com.au/products/the-bastard-vx-complete-kamado-charcoal-grill-large
>>156526707whats overdog?
>>156527168not much you?
>>156527168my life. How about you, dog?
>>156527159they lost by 11 point at SCG last year iirc so Optus game shouldd play in their favor
>>156527197what the fucks last year got to do with anything
>>156527168ports season
>>156527203last time they played innit
i actually do cuss a little
Think it's gonna be Hungry Jacks for tea tonight.
>well you see geelong beat brisbane two weeks ago easily so this grand final will be over e-ACK
>>156527158>first round of the seasonGuessing they're both non-serious teams then. Can't imagine too many would want to deal with that jetlag to start the season.
>>156526947when did micknonce respond to you mate?
what time are the socceroos playing this weekend?
They aren't really playing a match in India right it's just a troll?
>>156527363>AFL CEO Andrew Dillon will meet with India Prime Minister Narendra Modi tomorrow as the AFL looks to fast track its strategy into India.potentially but someone wants to sell our soul for jeet moneymuch like our country
>>156527233Father-son/concession picks kicked in, yo.
>>156527363India doesn't have any grounds big enough for AFL. They're all tiny things made for 6s to be hit.
Who would've thought having a professional sports league run by a bunch of faggot lawyers wouldn't be the ideal choice?
>>156527416gary ablett, tom hawkins and matthew scartlett had retired?
>>156527328after italy mate
>>156524591>mumbaiwell they can't use wankhede. it's way too short. 139m fence to fence, subtract 7m for boundaries = 132m long field. blokes will be having set shots from the centre square and sending them through at post height
>>156527441Hawkins was the only one highly rated of those.Ablett for many years was considered a bust and only getting games because of his name.Scarlett was a bit before the internet, but just know he was considered a spud at draft time.
brabourne is a bit better but still not great. will be a very oddly shaped field
i feel like no one would run marathons if it werent for social media
any betting narratives men inwhats the narrative
>>156527527People have been doing it for thousands of years before social media existed. There are definitely people that would not run a marathon if social media didn't exist however.
this place is probably what afl house were eyeing off. it's in 'navi mumbai' though, whatever that is
>>156527527strava?
>>156527467>>156527483>>156527567It'll be played at Modi stadium.At 160 metres x 140 metres it's not far off the MCG's dimensions and with 132,000 crowd capacity it'll be an electric atmosphere.They'll have to remove the pitch for player safety though.
fuck off with the jeet stadium tismsimply do not give a fuck
>>156527527I do it without social media, so I can tell myself "I fukken did it" regardless of who believes or not. Half marathons are reasonable often, but full ones are insanity and unhealthy realistically. Shan't take the spartanpill unless the fun of rooning consumes me
>hyrox!
about to fire up the multi machine
>>156527650my wife calls me the multi machine because i bring her to multiple orgasms
Yous see that cat abuse story/video going around facebook?
>>156527546they were hunting food idiot
just had an idea
>>156527673yeah, the first one's always exciting
>>156527661my wife
>>156527478>Ablett for many years was considered a bust and only getting games because of his name.underage or retarded?
>>156527618i just measured it out and yeah 161m x 134m. very conveniently sized for footy. how nice of the jeets to keep footy in mind when building their new cricket coliseum
tom papley?more plike tom plapley
>>156527759the other ablett maybe
>>156527232Quiche and roast veggies for me
>>156527673what's your idea?
fuck you neet spacky fuckwit cunt dickheads
Somebody remind me how big the Chinese oval was again
>>156527890what's wrong mate?
>>156526914no you dont faggot
>>156527890Long day brother?
>>156527902i remember it was fucking massive. they had temporary stands behind the goals and still acres of space to the fence
how good are dolmades ay
Feeling like fucking a bitch
>>156527937Isn't that just rice in grape leaves? Never had it but it looks like poverty food. Not a fan of Greek cuisine desu.
>Can confirm Ridley has now been ruled out. Pulled up sore from the loss to St Kilda, essendonfc hopeful he’ll return next week. this fucking guy man, pulled a heart muscle I reckon
>>156527954yeah, they're delicious, i recommend you try them
>top of the table clash>thread ded
We're having sex with our wives, champ
I wish that I could lieBut my mind gets in the wayI know you think that I'mAlways way too self-awareOh, we could never be togetherBut it's nice to play pretendI wish that I could lieBut I'm way too self-aware
>>156527992no one gives a fuck, interstate teams were a mistake, the afl was a mistake
>>156528015FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>156527759Unc actually.He didn't come good until ~2007.Believe it was Ling who told a story about how the players were talking (probably in the off-season after the Eagles won the flag in 2006) and Ablett was lamenting how they needed someone like Judd for Geelong to take the next step to contest for a flag. The players looked at Ablett and said, you are him. Then he was.
>>156527992>Interstate teams>odd start time>both pretendersA real zzzzer.
i don't like blue eyes or blonde hair, they're boring and not valid substitutes for a personality
>>156528020>All those stretch marksCorrr, puberty really blew her up.
>>156527992it's not on for another two hours
>>156528063gave my wife stretch marks in her vagina fom my massive penis
>>156528108my wife
111 minutes until sydney's season is OVER
>>156528121crispy
Brisbane are the pretenders.Daniel Hoyne of Champion Data said they have a 1 in 100 chance of winning the premiership given their dismal points against at this stage of the season.
>Champion Data
>>156528145They were taking it easy to start the season. Now it's show time and they're belting everyone.
>Brisbane - Essendon (Gabba)>Brisbane needing percentageThis will be 150+ points.
>>156528145how many teams in the last 100 years won back to back grand finals playing 4 finals in both years?
>>156528145how could the team that won two of the last three flags (and came very, very close to winning all three) possibly be pretenders?
>>156528145i'm not banesperg but CD and hoyne are worthless
Fremantle will win the premiership.There I said it.I've declared it.
weak season tbqhdesu
more likethe fremiership
>>156528178yeah really
PHAWOR THEIR PRESSURE RATTING IS 201.791 THAT MEANS THEY ARE REALLY GOODTHE OTHER TEAMS PRESSURE RATING IS 180 THAT MEANS THEY ARE REALLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TEAMS
>>156528165>Stops your threepeat>x2
>>156528165They're pretenders in 2026
fuck, marry, kill
>well you see the stats show that geelong completely dismantled brisbane in the QF that means they will do exactly the same thing 3 weeks later in the grand final
>>156528193 Nick Daicos is having a season for the ages
>>156528193ashcrofts knee was the difference in this game by far the better player on the big stage
>>156528221who will da bont and nicky d get cucked by this year?
>>156528178t. bottom 4 dweller
https://www.theiconic.com.au/dubliner-jacket-403793.html
>>156528232whichever shit fuck player the umps give 3 votes to for 12 disposal games
Threadly reminder that THIS is the best player in the comp
>>156528241great logo
>>156528251im not even trolling but who is this?
>>156528251I don't know this person
>>156528241https://www.kmart.com.au/product/active-mens-spray-jacket-s157084/?selectedSwatch=Black
Hey /af/ you seen this?>a player smacks another player in the back of the head>pushes him after>gets a 2 week suspension>player who got hit can't return to play for 3 weeksHow does it make any sense whatsoever that the guy who coward punched the other bloke, is out of the game for less time than the guy he assaulted?https://7news.com.au/sport/community-sport/ovens-and-murray-football-league-player-suspended-for-striking-17-year-old-debutant-c-22547256
I'm not attracted to men because I'm not a faggot but there are faggots that I would fuck
>>156528265i can smell this photo
the aflw should be called the ovens and dishwasher football league
>>156528297>>>/r9k/
>>156528265>3XLWhat about something for us tradies?
>>156528145>Daniel Hoyne of Champion Data said
When the Socceroos were still in the World Cup was the best /afl/ has been in years
bane will win the 'hipyou will seethe
Sheezel or Naicos as VC?
>>156528274i'm not gay but given enough alcohol there's a non-zero chance that i would have a go at ricky martin
Bombers are $17 to beat the loins, how much are we putting on them?
>birth-2015: don't care about politics>2016-2020: FUCK DRUMPF>2021-2024: don't care about politics>2025-present: FUCK DRUMPFwhy are so many normoids like this?
>>156528193if lions win in '23 they don't win '24 & '25like the hawkroaches losing in 2012
>>156528353this but people supporting the us president
>>156528353i don't care about politics
i wanna tranny to fuck me up the arse
moew like fagald blump iykwim haha
cue the cucktorians crying about the late game time and how they have be in bed by 9pm sharp
>>156528353i don't like him because he's a shabbos goy but normies don't like him because tv said so
>>156528344essenshit would lose to most VFL teams
>>156528353>birth-2015: Life is normal>2016-2020: Guy fucks everything up>2021-2024: Life is normal>2025-present: Guy fucks everything upPretty simple really.
Dont really care for either of these fraud teams tbqhwy
>>156528221 He’s had the most score involvements of any player this year (136) and is averaging 9.1 for the year.But yeah he’s not that damaging
>>156528353as it turns out the FUCK DRUMPF people were right, just for the wrong reasons.
>ynr pooey undies
thanks obama
>>156528256Switkowski
i will not fall for your off topic posts before the round starts you evil banshee witch
>>156528344they're completely demoralised mate, what little talent they have is either injured, too young, or has one foot out the doorthey will not win again this season
>>156528399>Every play goes through himTo be expected his score involvements are high, but that's due to Collingwood hamstringing themselves rather than him being some bonjwa of a midfielder.
the only reason essendon players have to try any more is contract bargaining leverage
>>156528395>2021-2024: life is normalyou cannot be serious
bros i think i pooeyd my undieswhat do i do, i was considering throwing them over the fence into the neighbour's yard
>>156528419It's all set up for a Solomon masterclass desu.
>ynr essendon sacked their coach for le new coach bounce and got absolutely NOTHING
>>156528450For every undefeated interim coach there is a no wins interim coach. Ying and Yang. All is balanced.
for me its thinking advertising doesn't work on me
>>156528450the charges, officer?
>>156528450scott had to go, really extending him was the bigger mistakethere's no reason it couldn't have waited until season's end though
>>156528476the reason was business related purely
>>156528460samehungry jacks for dinner
>>156528395based tv enjoyer
>>156528460Someone should tell the trillion dollar advertising industry to stop wasting their money.
senile old sheedy now shilling jeet appscrikey
>>156528476probably want to lock in a new coach to get ready for '27 pre-season
need to replace my laundry unit, the ones at Bunnings have bad reviews for rust. would the ones at Reese be better quality or are they predators too. Dont have a tradie licence so will they sell me crap??
>noooooooooo you cant start the game too early i need to drive home from my slavery!!!!!!!!!
>>156528499heard his media presser the other day, seems completely over everything, talked about hird and essendon with no enthusiasm whatsoever
Do you reckon micksperg wears Unit clothing?
>>156528476>scott had to goWhy? His team was absolutely rocked by injuries this year and last.His job was to see Essendon through a rebuild and they've blown it up halfway. Now they're going to halfarse it and be fucked for decades.
how do you think mickie looks dressed up, caged and plugged?
>>156528460unironically advertising fails on people with autism
>>156528547autism isn't real, billy
>>156528460>>156528496If you're autistic, advertising isn't as effective
autism is based actuallysame with "adhd"
>>156528547
>>156523909I recall you (or someone similarly invested) using "bane fielding their vfl side due to injuries" and "lacking in weeks of preseason training" as the reasons why sydney beat them earlier in the year at the gabba, hows that chappy?
i wish that i could dieeealas im cursed to flydrinking nonstop from the bottleeesmoking darts full throttle
>>156524410we get what we deserve.
>>156528553based vaxx salesman
>OUT: Darcy>IN: CoxLooks like Cox was recruit of the year. Undefeated in all his games played (9/9) and literally turned pretender Freo into championship favourites.
business idea: afl in bali
ALL the home teams this week thanks mate
>>156528565who are you seething at now cazzie sook?
>>156528596>IN: Coxcorr nice
>>156528599iggs vs collingwood, imagine the smell
>>156528599Too many scandals will emerge from it due to the players getting up to shit.India is safe because no players will want to touch their women.
>>156528565>sydney beat them earlier in the year at the gabbahow are sydney fans this casual
>>156528599/nrl/ had this idea first
i will step up when tie time comedrawing back my big gunyou cry over you vidfeo gamewe are not the same
en ar ellll and ay ef ellllthe man keep them aquellcapitalist class playing both for foolsignore the world and bang oyur tools
Advertising has the opposite effect on me
go to events section on facebook and every event has the same ai sloppa picture template
>>156528437Put them on your head kek
why the fuck does this thread have multiple posts talking about things on facebook?whats next? a myspace post
Be a drain, be a burden, contribute nothing
admans tricks dont work on meim moneyless and freedown the river by the treepickin shells up by the seaadmans tricks dont work on me
>>156526012maybe ox blood. it was a type of speed that was popular in certain circles in the early to mid 90's.
i blocked her lads
>>156528685i don't get it, aren't they calling themselves perennial losers?
I’m in the mood for an elite night of 4channing my brain is just buzzing to pump out post after post of pvre slop
>>156528699Pav is the CEO(?) of Sydney now.
>>156528685why do fraud clubs constantly think the flag is won before september?this game has no bearing on the cup at all
opened up facebook her profile didnt showwwas at this time i started to knowshoulda kept my moves slowsecond date is a no gooo
>>156528711Pace yourself, don't wanna blow your load too soon.
>>156528711Make sure to get up early for France vs Morocco tomorrow. Crisp shitposting time.
>>156528722meant for sydney swans
>>156528724Who are >we barracking for now that >we're out?
>>156528714if the joke needs explaining, it's not a good joke
>>156528724I only care about posting in /afl/ all other (you)s barely even register to me
>>156528739France. Their ngubus are based and they're the only ones who can stop the Argentinian rigging.
>>156528676Way ahead of you.
she said take it slow dont blow your loadi tensed up and felt my dick explodethe horror and look on her facewas one of utter disgrace
i wonder if sarah jones bothers shaving her pussy in her older age
>>156528739For me, it's England (> Spain > Argentina > everyone else > France > Morocco)
I’ve perfected life what should I move on to next
>>156528739Norway then england, then anyone except france
dont care who you want to win giuseppe and stavros
>>156528760Try the afterlife
>>156528652
pondering sarah jones cajonesis it wild an overgrownor does she keep it smoothready for a fella to make a move
I deleted my facebook because there was no point having it, barely had any messages since primary school
>>156528145>given their dismal points against at this stage of the seasonHe is aware they haven't had close to their best 23 available for most of this season, right?
Are Morocco a meme or legit (soccer team and country as a whole)
meme teamlegit country
no on ever talk to meso i had a tantydeleted my faceyfriendship just a fantasy
>>156528782they're deserving of being in the quarters
Only thing I know about Morocco is from what I saw in a spanian video
>>156528760the perfect death
Do you guys still have facebook?
>>156528809overdosing on heroin?
wogbot keeps yapping
prefer facecock iykwim haha
>>156528810I don't have any social media, haven't since the early 2010s
>>156528779>had facebook at primary schoolcrisp zoomer
Wogbot did nothing wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iThGJXTucxY
>>156528815Will make people think worse of you.Stay awake for 3-4 days and then go for a strenuous run. You'll heartattack and people will say your heart gave out during your morning run and that you were taken too soon.
>>156528810I haven't been on social media with my name attached to anything since like 2013.
your name dont mean shit cunt you are nothing
>Eddie Betts has joined the Western Bulldogs with the Dogs currently without a full-time Indigenous Liaison Officer. He will spend a day a fortnight working with Arty Jones and Riley Sandersprobs on 6 figures for 20 days work a year
>>156528739the mother country obvs
>>156528602the post was linked, no yelling into the ether like so many others. >>156528619apologies for not being so uselessly autistic that I can remember where everyone plays in every round. Point being, team has injiuries, can't claim its the reason you dont win one time and say another team can't say the same. very poor form.
I’ve lost interest in porn it makes me feel yucky but I can’t wank without it
>down to 2 trades in Supercoach
>>156528839wow, you must have a great social life...
>>156528881yeah bet you wank dont ya bad boy, stoking your cock right now arentya
>>156528892spat my drink out at the filename when i remembered
>>156528881>but I can’t wank without itGrim. Turn into a hagchad and enjoy the nightly news readers.
whys this guy always sooking when someone doesnt rate his team
once upon a time I was falling in lovenow I'm only falling apartnothing I can doIit's global fishlips or a fart
>>156528899I don't have one at all anymore but I still had one for years after quitting social media.
Longmuir may well end up a premiership coach one day but man, he's uninspiring to listen to.
>>156528949he's seen some shit
>>156528949looks like a fucking miserable cunt
>>156528879let me break it down for you cazziebrisbane was missing most of their best 22 in round 1 v sydney while sydney was full strength, so injuries are an excuse for brisbane's loss.sydney were missing two players and had some seriously retarded selections against brisbane last time, so injuries aren't an excuse. in fact, it could be argued that brisbane actually had a worse injury toll than sydney considering they're still down zorko, mccluggage, and allen (who would be starting over hipwood if they had the choice), and yet they still won
sarah jones must not bleed anymore if she is wearing that number
look at the hands in pockets, awkward posture, monotone speech, JL is autism incarnate. he should be /alf/'s posterboy
>whys this thing? why do people like that thing?>who even is this thing for? I hate that thing! >normies love that thing!>I want a gf but I dont understand women>everything is shit I'm scared of everything>that makes it gay!>why does this stupid generalisation I'm making annoy/please normies/npcs/people i'm jealous of??>please pay attention to me and validate my fears!>this team is gay and fake and bad!and so on.
Might watch a bit of anime
>>156529000go back to nrlel spastic
Eric Hipwood is a sex pest
>>156529000not quite sure the point you are making
>>156529000I say this
if sydney had a champion coach they would win premierships but instead they stuck with basically the same bloke who has virtually the same game plan. their issue is entirely coaching, though the addition of charlie curnow has literally done nothing to improve their list.
Got Curnow down to kick 3+ tonight desu
shitney are finna get fucking arserapewd tonigh lamoa
real straight sets preview this one
fraudoway to blow
>>156528969>brisbane was missing most of their best 22 in roundmaybe they should've stopped being pissheads and snorting gear at the cricket and started pre-season training with all those new signees?whatever's clever, think what you want this is obv all you and your less eloquent parrot sidekick have in your lives. you have as pleasant an evening as possible, arguing with the equally dire husks here , hough none of this seems to bring you much joy.
find a bit insensitive we just had an australian die due to a cricket pitch being on a footy fieldand now dil is entertaining playing afl on indian cricket fields
>the swans fan still thinks games in march mean somethingthis is why you sit there numb when the grand final is over in the 2nd qtr
>>156529103don't think about it
yep, better to lose games all year and ened up 6th kek
>>156529128like 2024 lol?
>>156529083none of the players who were at the cricket were the ones who were injured mate it was essential operators like harris andrews (well that was a suspension but that's worse than losing gulden) and mccluggage
banepoof, swanscunt, catsfag and dogsperg, the big four of /afl/
>fraud offWho will be the fraudest?
>>156529178you just know one of them is going to celebrate like they have won the flag tonight
>fraud off>its the two top teamswhooooole lot of seethin from the lowly shitters in this thread tbqhwy
Why do dumb roasties love to type in all lowercase and not use punctuation?
Come the last day in September when neither of these teams are lifting the Premiers Hip, we'll see who's laughing.
>>156529197lot of altright incel chuds in this very general do this, why are you ignoring that you fucking loser cunt?
>>156529197autocorrect gives ick
Its up lads>>156529212>>156529212
>>156528022>He didn't come good until ~2007.retarded it is. He didn't become the best mid in the comp until 2007 but he was a gun from his 2nd year.
>communism bad because umm...uhh...ALEX JONES HECKIN SAID SO!!!!!!!
>>156529217stipid thread u fat faggot
About to slop out a Sydney Swans football club, lads.
Any Fred customers in here at the ground tonight?
Why hasent the game started?
FLAAAAAAGMANTLE
fagmantle kek
i wonder what the data says about home teams winning after using a spakkie for the coin toss
i am an INTERNET BADASS and the authorities take a personal interest in me
