Swedish champion Justin Gaethje editionhttps://sweden.se/www.bjpenn.comhttps://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_FergusonCSOSwedenvious: >>156507842
I say we use the /int/ thread today instead
>he did it
sweden yes!
if Goobs wins, does he immediately call out Islam to bait Khabib? we know he's been giga seething about this the entire time
>>156515091goobs wants gay cheese
you can have gaethje as long as we can have jack hermansson
Conor is a BJJ black belt now, it's gonna be Charles vs Max 2 again
Jonathan Bones Jones has been training extensively with Olympic wrestler Gable Steveson (3-0) for his UFC debut.
>>156515160y dis nigga always lookin so zesty?
YOU NO GOOD WONKED SPANISH BUM
>>156515176Pining for nordic mengs
>>156515217Enough about you man hahaha nah just playin
so UFC is just refusing to promote Conor at all now
Gou bie bless
heyyyyy
>>156515310Dana is never promoting another superstar like Conor again. He's bigger than the sport tbqh.
Krylovbros... The numbers spell disaster
>>156515313should edit a little sparkle on his teeth
why did ilia go for a submissionufc is so scripted
>>156515344Conor and Gable rumoured to be walking out wearing these
>>156515371toitanium hairloine
swedish athlete cumshot chimaev
Conor better have a crispy fade come fight night or the aura will not be in his favor
oh no his hairline is bad guess that makes it okay that he's had sex with more women in the last 48 hours than you will in your whole ass loife!
>>156515451it's just bantz, baldy.Grow thicker skin. Then maybe some hair.
>gooby>sex with women
>>156515485is the webm of him twerking real?
>>156515472I don't need hair to get pussy b you think you do.
>>156515562you're the one malding over balding>noo don't make fun of my internet millionaire date rapist junkie
mma is a bald man's sporthair cucks are not allowed here
I fucking hate Brandon Royval. He looks like some evil rat Mexican. Hes so fucking boring. Every embedded or interview is just useless fucking boring nonsense. I hate looking at him. I hate watching him fight. Same with Bautista. I dont give a shit about some small little stupid Mexican guys with shitty tattoos. Its like theyre on every single fucking card. Who cares if theyre fights are 'fun'. Id rather listen to DC and rogan bullshit than watch these shitty little Mexicans fight
leaked conor gameplan
>>156515632alright stop being a histrionic bitch
>>156515632>stupid Mexican guys with shitty tattoos
>>156515764
>>156515632truthbum ahh dood
you're attacking my family
cory sandhagen will heem
>>156515002Give it to me straight. do i have any chance at all of connecting on this parlay?
>>156515764this looks like ai
sandhagen will calculate the trajectory and timing of the heem
>>156515603You're right, he is my internet millionaire and I'll heem you dead if you besmirch him.
>>156515869There's a chance you'll either win or lose is my guess
>bautistaYou wasted your money. The guy went to war with Patchy Mix. Close fight too, almost lost that one. Rewatch.
>>156515869>putting anything more than $2 on an 8+ legger
>>156515632>Who cares if theyre fights are 'fun'most cazzie sentence I've read in my life.
>>156515997you probably think watching wmma is acceptable if they heem
I was doing bad tings on a yacht ye?
>>156515869Tracy’s gonna heem your parlay.
>>156516031I only watch wmma because the bottoms of their feet are often exposef and that shit makes me diamonds.
Gooby was a better son to Abdulmanap than Khabitch.
should I jerk off to procrastinate or get to work on some really fun organic chemistry (nucleophilic aromatic substitution)?!
>>156516076this and big fat asses in tight shorts are the only reasons to watch wmma
>>156515869I'd swap bsd with chaddy
>>156516134it's crazy how personally bitter you are about Khabib. find some meaning in life so you can just enjoy the sport like a normal well adjusted person
>>156516031hell yes nigger
>>156516176
I miss her, bros. Lowkey one of the most soulful and well-rounded champs. Gave us some absolutely kino fights, too. Very rare for a woman.
Happy birthday!
>>156516173I do both.
I don't know how you can look into Paddy's blue eyes and Benoit's brown eyes and still pick Benoit.
>>156516228based archaic gooby poster
>>156516190ok bro we get it they rejected you in high school just get over it already man
>>156516228
>>156516224not long left surely
>>156516224little tick. grab him by the scruffa de chest. bapabapabapabap.
>>156516224if you had told me he was 45 I would have believed you
>>156515632Royval fights are very entertaining. Bautista is the boring one
>>156515869Sure there’s a chance but that chance is 0.2%
>>156516327>Bautista is the boring oneIt's not 2024 anymore unc. We like Bautista now.
>>156516224get that ugly disabled freak away from me
>>156515965It’s all relative m8 Some people can throw around $500 like you and I throw around $10 Don’t hate
>>156516224Creampied this runt
>>156516374I fucking HATE that imp.Would love to soccer kick him
>>156516031Nunes-Cyborg is my favorite fight of all time
>Conor's comeback clashes with the final World Cup Quarter FinalDana must pay for this injustice
>>156516405What are you doing in Sweden Jon?
BEASTSD might genuinely kill the blonde tranny.....
>>156516367I didn’t say I dislike him. He’s just not very exciting. Very measured, technical, and usually boring
listen I respect gable steveson
>>156516442Can a proud gay black man not suck some nordic johnson without getting a third degree?
>>156516437That game will be over by the time Conor walks unless it goes to ET and penalties
>>156516459you should, he's immediately made HW more interesting. probably the best wrestling credentials of anyone who's ever fought in MMA at this level
>>156516451benoit on saturday night be like
>>156516451He has to get Paddy out of there inside 2 rounds or he’s gonna gas and get subbed
>>156516224i thought he was older
khabitchsissies will throw a clittyfit over the slightest shit posting what a bunch of bitch ass punanies
I simply cannot pick against Paddy. BSD is no Neapolitan and the frostian spirit of the british people may not be at it's brightest but they always manage to manifest at least one capable fighter at any given time
>>156516494>probably the best wrestling credentials of anyone who's ever fought in MMA at this levelwhat about triple c
>>156516563he's great too but Gable has the folk chops (2x D1 champ, Big 10 gold, etc.) and also got his gold medal in the most glamorous freestyle wrestling weight class
Sheldon Lee Cooper you dog
>>156516610Is Gable fighting a fat white guy? He struggles against fat white guys.
Max is HIM
>>156516610mmm more crotchsniffers
>>156516636he's fighting some dude named Ashley or Elisha or something. the guy is 0-1 in the UFC I think
Aaron "Folk Chops" Pico
cable steve may not even get ranked
Oh yeah I'm sure this is the man to beat BEASTSD, LMAO
>>156516665Ashley? Definitely a fat white guy. Gable's fucked.
what are Jon's intentions here?
i still don't believe conor is fightinghe still has 3 days to pull out
>French special forces
>>156516799nefarious
>>156516699man I really hate you. faggot
>>156516812Too easy to body you pathetic ugly retarded cuck freaks
>>156516843he's a miserable neet who never takes a break from this place. the guy probably gets direct sunlight a few times a year. just ignore him
Think Laura Sanko and Megan Anderson had lesbian sex?
Aaron "Man I Really Hate You. Faggot" Pico
>>156516812>canadian special forces
>google ai says euros are awesomeshocking
>>156516838you're right
Paddy the Daddy is gonna pork that disgusting deformed ugly raped brown freak.
>>156516992>brownhe's white
I said think Laura Sanko and Megan Anderson had lesbian sex?
yep we're hiding that post. let's go for that.
>>156516712take note losers, that faggot made it to the ufc. some of you have room to improve, just like paddy.
>>156516889>>156517047
>>156517047they had straight sex (sanko has a penis)
benoit staph denis got fucking murdered by moicano lmao
>>156517141youre not going to talk about the mother of my children that way
>>156517151>doctor stoppage>won the last round before the stoppageGoodnight tranny
>yes, may I speak with the man of the house *sanko begins to stand>the OTHER man of the house
>>156516910Canadas never lost awar unlike france
>>156517011...after being busted in and on by Dusdaddy...
>Conor fight week>Page oneDancingwaivingpizza.webm
>>156517151Matchups make fights
Benoit Saint Piggy.
>>156517151He unironically would have finished it in the 3rd if he was allowed to continue
>hey paddy right here in front >do you plan on winning Saturday night? >you’re on the same card as Conor mcgregor. Pretty cool right? >what’s your favorite color? Hard hitting MMA journalism per usual
Be not afraid
>the natural fight week>page one
>>156517307>round 2 with dookie danlmao
>hey may I speak with the BWC addict of the house*jon jones stands up and presents his hindquarters>woah woah! I simply said I was looking for the nastiest BWC slut in the neighborhood, I didn't say there was gonna be BWC served!
>>156517307NOBODY does that to Dan Hooker.
>>156517359Shartman sisters......
Just made an absolutely abysmal post
>AN ABSOLUTE MASTERCLASS IN THE OCTAGON SIR! >WHATS NEXT FOR YOU?!*mumbles behind smug sly smirk*>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! >YOUR WINNER!!!
Paddy Pimblich? EZ maniDon Hooker? EZ mani
*unzips pants'yeah look at my penis'
>just made an absölutely abysmal pöst
The irony is BSD would destroy Garth but lose badly to every other contender
>>156517427yeah shartman is shit too
>>156517485Matchups make fights
Dan hooker is so weird now. Remember during covid he was like Mr family man I just love my family and he had to wait in quarantine to see them etc etc. Now hes just some tattoo cringe lord guy hosting backyard fights with drunk uncs. Oh and he does interviews with that annoying oscar faggot guy
my cock is extremely pale today
>>156517544he's literally gay
>>156517485no he wouldn’t retard bsd is too slow his takedowns are clumsy as fuck gaethje would stuff every takedown and tko him quick cuz bsd has the worst striking defense in the sport
>>156517294What was the question?
>>156516134What should be done with women like this?
>>156517294at least paddy was telling them that their questions were horrible and that they're stupid
>>156517620If you win Saturday what will be your celebration meal?
ilia got his bussy tamed by gaethje
>>156517359gamer gamrot bros....
>>156517294>hey paddy I’ve seen “bangers and mash” on menus a few times but I’m not adventurous enough to give it a go. Your thoughts?
>>156517294>paddy, mike bohm from faggyvoicesmma.net >rate my parlay: conor by decision, max by ko, and dc under 289.5lbs
>>156517628Love and respect them.
>>156517610>tfw am a jacked handsome dude>hate women and just want to be a sissy bottom for a prime Don Frye type dootook me 32 years and a failed marriage to figure it out.
>>156517485Gaethje would be a large favorite over the frog
GOOBY LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKLch_OVVs0
Come on we all know BSD is going to catch Paddy with his hands down on the break. Paddy is good at range but Benoit's forward pressure will shut that down. His only path to victory is a guillotine but Hooker and Dustin have better guillotines and they couldn't lock it in.
>>156517842goobs back on the coke
>>156517842He seems CTE’d as fuck
hallelujah the mac is back
>>156517359GODrot kills Benoit french faggot
gotta try me some of this MAC energy
He sounds like hes faking the accent
mike swick comeback had me more hyped
>>156517842damn goob sounds lifeless as fuck and it's not cteif fucking fat women and doing drugs isn't enough to make someone happy what is
>>156517828
what the fuck is that watch? The strap goes over the face
i NEED me a MAC energy!
Holy shit conner just said hes full of cum!
>>156518081I bet it's good. Goob smelled it and had another sipp
hey conor what flavor is that MAC energy it looks DELICIOUS
>>156517970Gayrot is too weak and retarded to even throw a t-shirt you pathetic jeet
BSD is a psyop
>>156518183why'd they have to switch to this angle and make him look retarded though
>>156518236what a comeback. we all thought he was finished.he had staph in both these fights btw
>here's your light heavyweight bro
what do you guys do when you feel like you gotta rip ass but you're not confident that it's not a sneaky shart attack?
>conor talking about how the injury has "changed his approach to fighting">conor saying he's going to contort max's body into positions it's never been inyeah he's going to wrestle fuck him
Yeah this fake Christian persona is not doing it for me.Might have to switch teams
>>156518308i'm not an amerishart so it's never happened to me
>>156518400switch teams? you're going to start having sex with men? i don't really see how that follows but hey it's your life
that's 6 inches max
>he wants the triple crownlmao not a chance in Hell. Slamdaddy heems him with one hand tied behind his back.
>>156518264Whittaker is so fucking shit He beat Romero (the most overrated 185er of all time) and everyone acts like he’s an elite fighter
>shilling his own ZÔAgoobsisters... das ist over...
>>156518400You can tell he doesn’t mean anything he’s saying. It’s all BS. Conor is getting destroyed sataday nite
>>156517828flag checks out
>>156518512Prime Yoel would gape Strickland and Dricus on the same night
wow.... all i can say is the mac is backcan't wait for saturday night
>gets pulled off stage the moment he starts talking about shitskin invadersR.E. and Emanuel aren't liking this
conor is so based
>>156518680Jiri is too retarded to be racist
>>156515869Mario is a mistake. the rest are okay.
Impression of Ian Garry being transported back to medieval times and agreeing to "fight Islam" so they send him out onto the great crusade and he calls them all a bunch of facists?
Someone tell Sandhagen he's not funny
>>156518731
gona heem my meng a lil l8r
