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Mariners!
garfield
m's!
>>156526026You’re literally required to fly a pride flag in king county Washington
>>156525987>Both espn games were blowoutsGood times
Garfieldiners
>>156526026not the mariners pride flag!
I need to insert my penis into a fertile young pussy but I never will. I’m not sure living is worth it anymore. My royals are absolute garbage and should be fired into the sun
>>156526021No idea what Jon's trying to say there, but I'm absolutely going to eat his faggot ass
There’s a women’s professional baseball team called The Hunters?
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>this much M's seethingyanks must've lost today kek
>>156526092Holy shit. Better start calling him Jon Assbuckle cause Imma buckle down and eat that ass. Probably gargle his balls, too.Go Red Birds!
>>156526084And ur mums the DH lel
>>156526103>Erm, if you call my faggot team for what it is, you're the one who is seethe
>>156526026Wow
>>156526119>mommy
>>156526072>blows all your challenges in the 1st>...>leaves
Jon Arbuckle has a very specific request for you, should you choose to accept it. He needs you to inseminate a lasagna pan by sliding your cock in the warm cheese and masturbating into it. He will hire you several high class escorts to shake their boobs and lesbo-fuck each other just to help you do so. If you're gay, he will show you his hole- covered in scars obviously, since he has been shoving a stun gun up his ass since he was in his college days.Once the lasagna is inseminated, delusional Jon will declare it is "pregnant" and "gestate" it by force-feeding it to his cat with a funnel. When Garfield finally takes a gigantic, greasy, lasagna shit days later, Jon will carefully wrap it in a cloth, crying with joy as he cradles his "baby", before noticing it is not perfect, tossing it aside and screaming and wailing and crying, kicking the incapacitated Garfield in the head and jumping out the window, lacerating himself in the process. He will proceed on a sadistic, insane rampage, killing everything in his path, dragging both injured people and animals, and dead ones, into his garage, so he can staple them together and force himself to puke all over the wounds, ranting about infecting them so they can die. The police will absolutely shoot him down when they arrive after he attacks them suicidally with a boiling pot of pasta noodles.
>>156526144you can put lipstick on a pig...
>>156526153This post upset me.
>>156526072Alex Call was lucky, if team had lost...
>>156526063Life is worth living because it's short and you'll still see some cool things before you have to go
>>156526164And then make sweet love to it, I agree.
>>156526092phat camel toe
Doyers don't even try against the Rockies
>>156526150Call may win with those cats
>>156526129*throws you out hitler style*What now?
>>156526209This is stupid. Why can't she just wear a normal dress?
>>156526222kek
>>156526230>sheanon...
>>156526230cause it's a fashion shoot, shithead
live mets update
>>156526230Better?
>>156526299>Mets season is parallel with existential crisismakes sense
I need it deep
>>156526622can you elaborate on that?
>>156526622I wish Freddy Freeman would take me deep.
What is the best Mic'd up moment in MLB history?
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>>156526687wasn't intentionally mic'd up but that red sox calling the heckler a faggot a few years ago was funny
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>>156526606chat is this real?
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>>156526687Ass in the jackpot and it’s not even close It’s like something from a movie
>>156526864https://youtube.com/shorts/S3wP28XQ1U8?is=GkWgkMzVuqQa8AFf
>>156525987Finally he’s retiring
>>156527090I'll always remember him for being partially responsible for Kate Upton's nudes being leaked, truly his greatest contribution to society
Utz potato chips are prett dangerously addicting, almost finished the whole bag of that hot ones. No wonder LA Dodgers sponsers them to fat obese Doyers fans
>>156527119I can still picture clearly his naked bum in the bathroom with her
kill all gays go dodgers
>>156527143lower your tone
>>156527208we ain’t even gay
kill all chuds go dodgers
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>>156527284Cubstroon btw
kill all leaf jeets go dodgers
Love all peoples go mleebies
>>156527400I'm a cubs girl and didn't write that
