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I'm gonna go ahead and say it :I dislike violence in MMA
>>156526243excellent thread.
bappas be bopping edition
Talmbout goob
>>156526264
Reformed Conor sucks. Bring back Evil Conor
not going to sugarcoat it
Some people just amputate their own fingers deliberately because they seek to quench another kind of pain. I’ve seen that happen.
Patrick 'The Badrick' Pimblich
Some people just amputate their own penis deliberately because they seek to quench another kind of pain. I’ve seen that happen.
>>156526272She has the same tattoos as Reddit Rob lol
>>156526286have they not heard of dulling the pain
>>156526302It wasn’t your fault, b…>>156526304Sometimes all you need is a cigarette and some air in your lungs.
>>156526303>it's truedear oh dear oh dear john deere
>>156526272a fewl and his money are sewn parted and even sewner if there's an ariel around
>>156526280I see bald people
>>156526353have you tried out the new MAC™ Energy?Heard it makes you go into ketosis unlike other energy drinks. Niggas be starving themselves instead of just buying MAC™ Energy.https://drinkmac.com
>>156526243
>>156526416McGaped’s bacon border was wide for Khadaddy sadly
>>156526416they yoinked him off the stage like 10 seconds after he started complaining about shitskins.really made me thirsty for some MAC™ Energy now that I think about it.
>>156526386>presidential cola>money cream soda>forbidden green apple>proper punch>allegations it will make me smell like a leaking batterywtf is this monkey doing why hasn't he started a hotel chain or something with even a modicum of class is conor secretly brazilian
>>156526460'Cause deep down, he's still a cokehead plumber at heart.Real shit tho, do you think it's possible he's going broke? Floyd Mayweather managed to blow through a fucking billion by basically living the same lifestyle.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
dusty would probably heem gooby in their respective PRIME™s sonuva plumbah vs da plumbas son for all the marbles
>>156526484fersure it happened to mike tyson b flava flav vanilla ice many such cases
>>156526508ric flair scott storch i really could go on
>>156526492this post is what i would type if i was fucking stupid and cockdrunk, i fear
No wonder UFC is dying. Their still trying to promote gooby as a good fighter
>>156526490cut that shit out!
>>156526540oh what am i supposed to post about this dogshit main event that's actually happening well excuse me my nigga
>>156526545they haven't done shit to promote him, laDana's literally posting about slapfight instead of the card.
why would he say this about his fans? What the fuck khabib.
>yawnsMonitor...Off!
is nigel going to lose to an individual dressed as a trash can
>>156526584Kvassib Tiramisumedov was honestly a shit fighter that missed weight and fought cans and post cocaine washed up goob. Conor was right about fazza's shows and Ali being a dirty shitskin terrorist.Islam is miles above him. Even goobert likes Slamdaddy
kvatso
Khadaddy’s resume keeps aging like fine wine
Kwabib lost to Gooner
>>156526602KEEEERKK What a raped piggy
So, are the rumors true?
>>156526656Yeah, I'm gay
I don't care at all about Cokehead McGoober fighting again (unless he gets heemed, that would get a slight chuckle out of me)
>>156526545it's not being promoted by the ufc much at all
>>156526669Kwab
>>156526722>blames danerthe fat bald prick only turned up to heembedded part 3 for the last minute of da ting yeah
>>156526715this post is what i would type if i was fucking stupid and cockdrunk, i fear
>>156526754ok
Dee what are you doing ye, put down the goon ye let’s talk this out ye. No Dee I swear you need to listen to me ye, Dee please! WAAAAAAHHOh no… what have I done… Dee wake up… Lord forgive me! *gunshot noise fade to black
>>156526727I worked in a hotel as a kid, and we had an older massage therapist doo who was openly gay, or bi or whatever. He did 'massages' privately at home after work too, essentially a male prostitute.He said his most regular clients were cops, boxers/mma fighters, and footballers in that order. Oftentimes they'd bring their gfs to watch them get heemed by another doo's meng.
>>156526820>tf >tp
>>156526841well at least I don't speak German
My gooby has no chance I fear I don’t even understand why he’s doing this
>>156526843I was doing crazy tings on the yacht ye
>>156526856my guess is to escape his contract with the PooFC.Either that or he's broke
>>156526856Betting wise he's not even that big of an Underdog. People in the know clearly do know something.
>>156526856He’s obviously running out of money
>>156526856>>156526880he owes ari for something i suspect he did the unforgivable with a honeypot and they have it on video
>>156526880But get out of his contract to do what? Fight somewhere else? Fighting at all should off the table, he should be comfortably retired with his hundreds of millionsAnd in terms of money it’s not even the PPV era anymore, he’s probably making much less than he used to
>>156526908gooby does the unforgivable every two weeks thoughbeit
>>156526843
>>156526916Conor is used to an extremely lavish lifestyle, he sold proper 12, other companies don’t want to work with him since the allegations. He’s realised he needs to maximise what’s left of his time as a somewhat viable athlete
>>156526921no i mean the really unforgivable
>>156526949meh, at this point I've internalized that every celeb that has ever appeared on TV has fucked kids or took dick in exchange for money and fame at some point.We either revolt and kill (((them))) all, or we get mass jeeted and go extinct. Option C doesn't exist.
BEATS HOLLOWAY AND KOS GARTH BY THE END OF THE YEAR BOOK IT NOW THANK ME LATER
This nigga musty as hell lmao You can see Nina tryna lean away from the stench
>>156526655Why he no move?
TRVKE
>>156526949https://youtu.be/xOwCyH79TVY
I don't like Diddy Booty Jackson anynore because he lets his no-frontal-lobe-animal murderous son on camera
>>156527049I really hope he doesn’t fight Gaethje. One of the few good things about Conor’s Ls is that he’s never been brutalized.
>>156527054>>156527079Matt Lindland strats
>>156527217>he forgot round 2 against Kvassbier
>>156527302A thousand punches by Pillowfistedbib equal one punch by Gaerth. This is known.
>>156527325to be fair gooby was gassing khabib out with his face
>>156527302That was domination not brutalization, Conor barely had a scratch on his face after the fight was over. Getting his face rearranged by Gaethje is a level of humilation ritual that he’s never had to go through
>>156527217Because he quits before it can happen
>>156527353>>156527383true
>>156527383Oh you're a wrestler now?
>>156527417he looks like a 50 year old retired county fair scammer
BSD? You mean Bubonic Staph Plague
not sure who he's fighting but cannor zeems him in the third
>one day without soccer>/heem/ goes through multiple threads
.
Post the cantina guy
>>156526243Paddy “the retard” pimple
>tfw Conor snaps his other leg on Saturday night
>>156527490Let's fucking go!!
>>156527613Where are you going?
>>156527417why does always have a cigar on his fingers
please max I need this
>>156527690to remind him of bbc
If you were a woman, would you rather be alone in a room with Conor or Gable?
>>156526277>>156526435>>156526492>>156526545I'm growing tired of the mockery y'all are pulling on Conor McGregor. He's done nothing wrong to any of you. He's handsome, he worked on himself from absolute misery to reach the top of the hill. He's a good person, a great father and he's my number #1 idol. So what if he dresses a bit too elegant? He can afford to dress however he likes. he's a man, not a cardboard box for homeless people, he must project a graceful yet disciplined version of himself to the world, unlike some midgets who only eat pizza con queso. I'd say you're a very sad person for having to make these kind of jeers every day, but you're just clearly obsessed with the G.O.A.T. and I appreciate the energy, but perhaps... channel it towards something more productive which will make you successful, instead of making Conor the target of your jokes, because the only joke I'm seeing here which doesn't make me laugh, is you, the author of these shameful messages. Go fuck yourself darling
zooted
>>156527690He said he'll spark it up at the after party
>how much cardio is Conor going to have?
>>156527763i'm not short
Hallelujah, can I get a Mac Energy Tristan?
>>156527054Oh oh......bettin' the house on paddy
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
Maximus? Maximus will heem
People talk about the decrease in muscle mass, but the main issue is you can literally see the killer instinct has left his eyes
>>156527880oh yeah you're right, on the right he's lookinh str8 through ya soul but on the left he's focused on your cock
>>156526272that girl is my type
mcgregor is PEAK nattyyou need to accept this
It’s gonna be bad my nigga
Why is goobs allowed to flaunt his energy drinks and betting sponsors on his suit? Imagine anyone else trying that shit in this modern era
>>156527887
>>156527889french sicilian excellence folx
>>156527108Garth flashes the uppercut so he leans back and lowers his hands to intercept it. The cross catches him off guard quite literally.
>>156527909He’s the reason anyone is buying this ppv. Nobody GAF about washed up cte’d out max that cant even string a sentence together, GODby is the last superstar the PooFC has left
>>156527909Conor famously hates having to fulfill his fight week obligations and has no-showed them a few times, Dana probably just lets him plug his sponsorships as an incentive to actually show up
>>156527889this bitch is so ugly without the makeup and right angle>>156527916So gaaaay
>im too big for middleweight
So this is what boomers felt when Chuck Lindell kept fighting.Why is goobs so desperate to give away all his good wins in rematches?
>>156527880I told you retards. For months it was "ROIDED JUICED MAC IS GONNA HEEM" He's literally as small as he was at lightweight, just not cutting. Danar's NOT letting him juice. That's why he's been so pissed off about being tested so much. They want him to lose to Max, have one more fight with Nate Diaz where he can go out on a win, then he's free to leave and do his meme fights elsewhere.
Robert Whittaker is only just back on solid foods after getting his jaw caved in by Zatdaddy. I'm expecting the first death in the octagon this Saturday.
MAC Energy has Gooby patented ketones
>>156527986Try 2 minutes.
>>156527988So bad at bad at being a hayder b. You're shining him up so if he wins, it will look even better for him. Think before you post bubba.
Clitia La Leyenda (Deadname: El Matador) Topuria
>>156528001Zatslutty got his bussy rekt doebeit
>>156527988>>156528057>im too big for featherweight
>>156528065some say that
>I'm too big for LightweightEat a salad nigga
>>156528065>pulling guard and flailing around, getting rocked by strickland ground and poundkevin nash's experience in that dark alley in the summer of 92 tier KWARBOTY
>>156528113Some say that presenting your bussy to Strickgod is a scoring criteria, others say otherwise
>>156528113What a disgusting DEI piggy robbery Good thing Shota Sean will be raped to death in the rematch
Kavanaugh said neurologist said goobey has the fastest brain of all
>>156528128>KWARBOTY Don’t sign Clitia’s posts for xer
>>156528065>immediately assumes the position and presents bamhole for xer StrickdaddyGoddamn, Zatsissy was DESPERATE for a dickdown
not feeling the glookies a little too afront
keep ur eyes on Lone'er Kavanagh that kid's gonna go far
>>156528177Zatslutty was prepping for BWC 7 minutes into the fight im afraid
you can admit strickland won, but do you have the courage to admit dricus won?
>>156528065THE WHOLE LET ME TRY HIS MEAT THING WAS ACTUALLY GAY???? WOW! WHO KNEW.
Usdaddy finna commit a farm slaughter on du piglet I fear
>>156528239I'm afraid Big Dick Dric is gonna show Marty what Boerdaddies do to little Bantu bois
Max's chin, speed and what little power there is, won't translate to welterweight. Goobster's got it all covered.
Exactly WHAT did Zatslutty mean by this?
>>156528263>what Boerdaddies do to little Bantu boisSuck them off?
>>156528275>tf>tpChurchill wept
>>156528286Didn't Churchill specifically wage a genocidal war against the Boers?
>>156528328He was a captain in the boer war and got captured then escaped
>>156528272>over 600 punches>no KOSmalloway is pillow fisted and lame
>>156528286Chudchill genocided those piggy freaks albeit
>let me try his meatThis is not a scoring criteria in mixed martial arts
>>156528351I was relating more to the fact that Churchill was a staunch Englishman that wanted to keep England White and yet here you are
>>156528355why are muslims such faggots? They're very overgroomed and metrosexual too.
>>156528355This is not ok
How do you score this position?
>>156528355Retarded cave people
Steepay Mayokick
you laughed at the great american mma comeback, but you aren't laughing anymore are you...
>>156528401Zatslutty could only score with his cousin, and there is no cousin fucking allowed in Sweden. He had to flee to sweet home ummahbama, kwab
Lookah Doncheck
>>156528444why do I have the feeling that this guy is not that good and overhyped?
lmao this nigga talmbout sweden as if he doesn't have state sponsored rape gangs at home
Nuke Palestine and Pakistani
>>156528501We call them sexy daddy gangs here sadly
Still better than 95% of ranked heavyweights currently
soon it will just be hokit and gable fighting each other for the belt twice a year for 10 years
15 more kilos and yall will witness the baba yaga of the heavyweight division
Strip Tomala first.Wonk eyed galaxy throat goat freak
>>156528468Troon paki has to protect zatsluttys izzat on 4chan, very brown coded!Did you know that Pakistan has a population of 260 million, but zero UFC fighters? Paki troons have to live vicariously through caucasian muslims, because of their genetic limitations, and then they go on about how they hate caucasian non-muslims, KEK
>>156528568make that 2 billion b.They're genetically the same as jeets, hence the raping and the weakness.
>>156528578OOOOOOOHHH HES HURT
>>156528194MAC Energy will do that to you
>>156528568Pakdaddies are busy drowning in prime piggy pussy I fear
>>156528590Two Caucasians
>>156528568you got em revved with this one
>>156528578Iceland has more ufc fighters than Pakistan and Bangladesh combined, because even Iceland is less inbred than you dysgenic freaks!
Expected Conor to have a fluffy water weight bulk, but it was a trick all along. Poor max... GODnor wanted max to attempt to bulk up, expecting a massive sized goob to contend with. So now max has been talking about "being able to pig out", while Conor has been getting into peak shape with cardio, getting back to his lightweight physique. Meaning he's been working out hard. After heeming max, a lightweight cut will be easy.
I miss Tfatk before Chris Delia and Callen got cancelled. Kino times. Still pissed at Rogan for not supporting Callen through his cancelled arc
>>156528625Looks 70 years old lmao
>>156528590>brown midget pakis biggest idol is the son of a BLUE EYED CAUCASIAN Nononono paki xisters why does khamzats dad have blue eyes?!
>>156528625Conor beats Khabib today, and at the end of the day, Thats all that matters
>>156528638Mcpiggy fantasises about beating off Khadaddy’s thang often
>>156528636Factually Jonah Falcon a White man has the largest recorded penis and the guy with the biggest penis in the UK is a White guy
>>156528625High IQ play from Gooby. That bwc probably accounts for half the reason he's fighting at WW. Weight training with Ms Banks in the yacht cupboard has paid dividends for our penis thoughbeit
Piggies really think mcporked’s clitty is big LMAO
>>156528668You’re far worse than any /pol/troon thoughbeit
at the end of the day, khabib and islam and khamzat will be nothing but trivia factoids, defined entirely by their legendary opponents.
>>156528700Not true for Islam
>>156528668hey how come i see a canadian flag next to your posts and not pakistan's?
Lee Rigby is a trivia factoid
Having a coffee looking at the inbred brown freaks from south asia living vicariously through the achievements of caucasians
>>156528708the guy who almost beat machado?
Answer with only “Yes” or “No”:a) Has Max Holloway eaten lobster pasta?b) Has Dustin Poirier eaten lobster pasta?c) Has Khabib Nurmagomedov eaten lobster pasta?d) Has Nate Diaz eaten lobster pasta?
FACT: Zatdaddy hates pink piglets
Holy shit, goobs just dropped a new strut. It's so over for Max
>>156528725>swedeclitty living vicariously through Muzdaddy Chad
I literally just woke up from dream where I was Justin Gaethje.I stormed into a bank, told the teller I can't afford a fucking UFC ticket for $700, and to give me the money right now. "Or what?" says one of the tellers. I grab her and pull her over the counter, and put a pen knife to her throat. "Or I'll slit your throat right here". Then she starts negotiating with me. "How about $600?" and I (as Justin) say "$600 would be fine. Hell even $500 if you can do it." A second teller starts counting out the money, I grab $700 and storm outta there.Justin Gaethje
>>156528769Daddy issues is common in society, but it doesnt change ones genetics I'm afraid
>>156528769cantina_double_take.webm
>>156528838Zatslutty pulled missionary vs Strickgod doebeit
>>156528812>daddy issues You don’t frickin joke about that shit dude *sniffles*
>>156528853Zatdaddy won.
Cam on England, fackin cam on Kane
FACT: Khamzats dad is a blue eyed caucasianFACT: No paki on /heem/ has a blue eyed caucasian dad
This nigga’s really goonin he clitty over zatfazza
>>156528853>>156528854>>156528862Strickland didn't win. Whatever you retards had it scored is meaningless the ufc rigged that to get back at the Muslim fighters for boring everyone with nonstop wrestlefuck fests. Khmaev wins the rematch.
New interview with Conor's strength and conditioning coach Richard Waits, discussing leg rehab, bulking to 170 and Conor's weight cut.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n27mcxGZDXQ
>>156528896
>>156528896You are retarded. Also, there will be no immediate rematch, because the rightful champion: Strickland, does not want one.
>>156528919Strickclitty doesn’t choose his opponents. The UFC have already realised Shota is the most boring fighter in the division and can’t draw a dime
Volk V Ortega R3?Now that was a legendary heem. Cazzies make MMA boring with their wrestlefucking.
*staIks the prey*
>>156528990Alex... at least try the cole slaw
>>156528980Epic fail *screenshots your epic fail*
>>156528769>white boyI thought russians were white??
dricbeast will ragdoll and sub usman
>>156529042maybe on planet retard
Dricus via slipping on a banana peel
>>156528578AHAHAHA HIT A NERVEinbred pakiscum kill yourself subhuman
you have to wonder just how big is Wang Cong's dick?
>>156529051a harsh thing to call oklahoma city but nonetheless...
>>156529015
>>156528659they literally have the same skin colour you shitskinyou wish you were dagestani so bad but you're just a 5'4 brown paki
Du piggy it’s time for your feeding
Dricus via wooden mallet pulled from shorts
Written in the annals of /heem/story LMAO He will NEVER live this down
jeet rape rat still living vicariously through whites?
>>156529147I've made that mistake too. Not that bad. Shouldn't have deleted the post though. Makes you look guilty.
>>156529171Jeet means victory
>>156529171
so conor will do an interview with nina but not guru? alright. I hope he realizes he just lost a fan and there are many like me.
>>156529147>Volkbrisk(1).webm
Dricus via tying Usmeng into a balloon animal
>>156529147me personally? I would have hidden the volk post in the middle. but hey I get it, some of us aren't as 'chan savvy as others.
Dricus via Tasmanian Devil/Crash Bandicoot spin attack
does dricus become king of nigeria after besting both of their champions
>>156529257Personally it adds storytelling and continuity, makes it feel real... Like you were witnessing that moment of peak embarrassment for yourself. Like watching brian ortega roll his ankle in real time...
>>156528742a) maybe.b) maybe.c) maybe.d) maybe.
>>156529281Dricus is already /ourkang/DDP via exploding birthday present.
>>156529224
You know BSD is a real frenchman and Gane is a fake frenchman because Gane has good hygiene.
>>156529298>Like watching brian ortega roll his ankle in real time...and then subbing that bum retard yair
>>156529320alright volk you jumped the shark
>>156529328
>>156529320can someone explain the obsession with steak? Yeah sure it tastes fine but it's just meat and salt.I'd much rather have a big bowl of spagbols or something hearty like that.
>>156529328Of course you'd know about Gane's hygiene cupcake
>>15652934475 seconds. Impressive.
>>156529346Steak on a bone is good.Steak by itself in slices is just boring shit
>>156529346What kind of frills do you prefer on your dress?
>>156529346it's a manlet thing
steak is good. what, do you need vegetables? maybe some fruit cause you're sweet? okay babe, eat your salad.
Fuck steak, I'm all in on the Volkano Burger.
>>156529406Pink lace :3>>156529409It's wholly performative. Niggas be acting like they bit into God's dick when they pretend to enjoy steak
Croatia filtered
steak. beer. bacon. beards.like a true alpha male, not no queertight t shirts and tighter fades.poppin pills like a ho with AIDSjacked men jacked men I like my men JACKED
>>156526243wheres this niggas neck tho?
His title chances are gane
is this a judgement free zone? I've never liked bacon. tastes like burnt salty assholes.
>>156529539American bacon is wank
Shit man
>>156529539I like it with eggs.Whoever puts it in a burger needs to get heemed
https://youtu.be/R9SK4OseyBo
>>156529547well that's just not true
>>156529560These are ai generated fighters
>>156529562steak and eggs mogs badly I fear
steak and eggs is not a real meal
>>156527217if he beats holloway of course he should fight gaije, an easier fight.
>>156529783Wow these Uncs were absolute dog shit
Bonnie Tyler has died.
>>156529783Bumfights looking solid these days
>>156529539I started buying pork belly and just peppering slices, much better.
>>156529783>tito was +250
>>156529064>Tomald POV after he drops gane with a right hand before taking his bamhole
women and gays be talmbout goobert>>/adv/34705070
>>156529883>>>/adv/34705070I will never live down this embarassment. Screenshot this post for the anals of /heem/
>hey guys I was on the women and gays board and I saw this thread
>>156529783That will be mcgregor I’m afraid
>>156529902I'm Tito Ortiz' ex wife
>>156529966Just boil em man it’s healthier anyway
>>156529966>kombucha coffee and coconut oilBurp CityPopulation: Joe
Joe Rogan's ass must smell fucking crazy
jon jones are you a nigger trying to be a white man?or are you a white man trying to be a nigger?
Bryan Johnson’s stomach moved on?
>>156530185perhaps God set him on this journey in order to find a cure for it
>>156529966Imagine smashing an egg on Rogan’s bald head
I got Lamborghini yachts on my Escalade
>>156530185I say good. Doo had it coming.
I was doing bad tings on the yacht ye?
?
>>156530296Who is maga patriot
people betting their actual money on benis st deen just because paddy is annoying
a total eclipse of the hawlg
>>156530377I was cold and I cut a lot of weight it is what it is doo my wife gon find out sataday nite
>>156530377A miniature black hole momentarily swallowed his meng then collapsed not his fault
Mengularity
Fully anticipate Conor to "struggle with the weight cut" and need the towel and "accidentally" have his meng "exposed".
How old is merle
What fighters are these?
They really put Wang and Pinas on the same card as Conor, he might struggle to focus
>>156530473thats the nigga from RHCP
>>156530524Kek
there's more evidence that pereira is a rapist than there is for gable steveson
>>156530568Connor rapemogs them both.
>>156530456looks 40 so probably 28
>>156530473which is the scythian?
There has never been a single good British post in the history of r/heem
>>156530606Ginge
>>156530633bryce and park
Bonnie Tyler just got heemed
>>156530629oh no you said it, you're insane my dude you don't know what you've just triggered
>>156530629what about when bisping posted his cock that one time?
>>156530692wtf bro F
>>156530456imagine how hard she was blasting her clit when gane slumped that drunk tyre merchant
>>156530692She needed a hero but couldn't wait till Saturday
>>156530729No.
Where have all the good men's gone and where are all the goods?
we cannot follow them
pic related is what a winner looks like.
>>156530377That his meng?
>>156530352Upset of the year for losing to Allen. Wow. These awards are a joke.
what exactly is stopping conor from blasting max in the head with a titanium shinbone?
>>156530884dressed to impress
>>156530884Helen Yee robbed
Congratulations to Tito on winning comeback of the year for starting his own cantina after resigning from political office.
I’m not that excited for the fights this weekend
>>156531287You think your a comedian I tell you what I'm laughing right this moment
>>156531071thanks blood>>156531121seethe more
>>156526243Bongs and bings McGregor flatlines Holloway?
>>156531358nobody cares about gooby anymore im afraid
>>156531449Yer a mad paki rat, a low loife feel.
don't be a rat ye cos all rats get caught
we are so back bro goals bros
/heem/ will one day be just like mcgregor
>>156531631I already am like Macbaldshortalkie
just took a 2lb shit. jesus lads.
>>156531652You're missing the cuckqueen wife and the cocaine addiction
>>156531764I got cuckkanged by my ex aoife instead :(
it’s on the bleedin lower level
Betterhelp dot com slash JRE
Well, looks like you're all cured-Mental Health Professional (never)
Did you know that NHS Leeds killed MF Doom?
>>156531904dis is not a terapy session
Jon Jones is gay! I have no friends! I gave up on life!-MMA Guru
How come cowboy was the only nigga to not get a fat cheque for fighting conor?
guru's only 33. basically still a kid.
get down quick and look at that moon
>>156531822it's so over
>>156531945First one true for sure.
>>156532013yeah I gave up on having a family and turned into a faggot. (I'm not attracted to men I just hate women)
>>156532003Im busy ye https://youtube.com/watch/bZu70rIy4Ac
It's like the sphuur
>>156532062LOOKATTETING
>>156532026that’s gotta go oop surely
>>156532043think carefully about what you post next. your flag's reputation is at stake here.
>>156529783 this still made more PPV buys than Ngannou's debut and last fight on the PFL btw
>>156532108there's like 2 of us on heem.I'm the faggot spammer ragebaiterthe other guy likes Tomala
>>156532122
>>156532122Not bad at all
>>156532122They always have huge dongs it's just not fair
>>156532170yuge meng > septic axe wound
>>156532170>that's hugeyou're exposing yourself dicklet
Nah here the phone isn’t doing this justice folks ye. Go out and have a lewk at that mewn quick. The mewn’s on the bleedin’ lower level ye. Lewk at the ting, go out and have a lewk at the mewn quick. Dat is the maddest, it’s like the sphurr, it’s loike I’m lewking at da sphurr ye. Whaaaat. Whatttt da fooook. Nah. What is with deez phones man. Lewk at that mewn quick everyone ye and tell us. Is it gewing oop?! It’s actually gewing oop! Usually the mewn’s up there like it’s down there it’s at me oy level ye. And it’s yuugge and it’s gewing oop. Here lewk at that mewn dew see dat? That’s roising up now lewk oh my God it’s the mewn! Mewn’s outside folks ye.
>>156532170nigga they're atomweights of course it looks big
>>156532198the sound he makes at the beginnung is the best>MYEEAHH
>>156532181>>156532208that's fucking humongous
>>156532198He should just stick to being like this instead of trying to get back into fighting
>>156532246I unironically caught an ex flicking her bean to his ice cream video, this was way before the weightlifting photo.
Gooby uploaded that mewn video on the eve of the Nakita Hands court case. Funny as fuck
>rob whittaker fight week
>>156532301that actually makes it quite sad. an innocent man accused of heinous crimes drowning his sorrows in hard drug use. I hate women so much.
doo heard rob whittaker and immediately thought of gay sex
>>156532417Thoughts on Rapedbert pozztaker farting Zatdaddy’s septic spunk all over his AGP sons?
can't kumzhot post like that after sean r. strickland raped himo
>>156532434see >>156531885
>>156532442Strickdaddys toxic pozzloads have fried the tiny brains of kumshotzluts
Robert "Fripp" Whittaker
Tom Aspinall has been fingered by an MMA fighter
Lawrence Strickdaddy spunked his xaughter into terminal AGP sadly
I really hate thirdie hours
>>156532282really over. over.
Conor is getting back on the sniff after a brutal loss to Holloway. But this time neither Jesus nor Ayahuasca is going to save him.
hey pussy you still here?
>>156532122An angel with wings :)
>>156532576yeah baby
How many hours till heem?
>>156532551Ayahuasca is what led that Conor Murphy looksmaxxing doo down the path to kill himself. It opens you up to the direct influence of outer dimensional entities/demons. If Gooby really did take it, he's probably fucked
>>156532665He took ibogaine, which is similar but African
>>156532665is Conor Murphy the fit gigachad who had a tab for penis enlargement pumps ooened in his browser?Or is that another guy?
>>156532729Connor Murphy is the gigachad who fasted for 40 days on camera, made a video drinking his roommate's cum for gains, killed a dude in Thailand, and then drowned in a river a few days ago.
>>156532757woah...
>>156532757what the fuck's his problem
lonnie f*ckingkavanagh
>>156532781Yeah I know that part, but I'm certain one of those gigachads was a dicklet.
lots of celebrities drowning in thailandweirdesoteric
I have a small technique cock so what
>>156532781They say CTE is bad but bodybuilding is worse.
Im pooing
>>156532805Hey that's my fucking thing, don't steal my thing what's your fucking problem? You think it's easy being unique on /heem/ you cunt? Let's run it bitch I'll fuck you up meet me in marseille
Apparently lonnie is married to John kavanaugh.what the fuck!
>>156532863good morning sir
>>156532817Perhaps you are tinhking of yourslef? Respectfully.
Canada>posts trannies habitually>glazes gane>feels like informing /heem/ every time he takes a shitI think it's safe to say I hope this abomination of a person gets into a horrible accident in real life. (and dies)
>>156532859it's fine, even expected when you're an average goober.But imagine being supermodel tier, 6'3, and shredded as fuck, literal 0.1% genetics.... Only to pull them down and have her laugh at your meng.BRVTALSeeking female validation is mental illness
it'd be a different thing if the trannies were cute asian ones
Big penis = no skill fat heavyweight Small penis = skilled flyweight championfood for thought
>>156532886first one is is great. second is good. that's two outta three which is better than you can say for many here.
>>156532917You can join him. You're not even a real finn.
>>156532906I'm 6'4 though... it's fucking over for me
>>156532914I'm listening b, what else u got for us? Do you think a small penis can beat a big one with timing and precision ???
let's see sneed's meng
>>156532946picture says more than a thousand words
>>156532939I have an aight meng but am a manlet.we all suffer together /heem/bros.
Nice cack bratha Fazza taught me little bit suck
>>156532968if it's mighty mouse, I can only kneel (on his neck)
>>156526655based mexican BVLL we almost witnessed the first death in a UFC octagon if topturo had not given up
>>156532996Sneed moment!
How does this fag get to post non stop tranny porn without getting heemed
>>156532907you happy now?>>156532996
I guarantee canada loves palestine.
The consequences of years of Trudeau
Conor simply does not hit hard above 145. Landed clean on Dustin and never rocked him once. And he cannot beat Max without a heem.
>>156533102Jerome 'Min' Smalloway is super pillowfisted. The only up he has on goob is cardio
Every fighter that Conor McGregor has fought has retired, Except one. Max “Blessed” Holloway..
Can we stop with the trznny shit? I'm not supposed to get hard UNTIL i go back home
>he doesn't heem his meng during work hours in tbe comoany toiletngmi
if you think about it, it's on brand. shots to the back of the head are illegal unless you might get a finish. thematically these transgressions should be allowed.
Don’t make me post my bacha bazi folder
>>156533151i need my fleshlight + vibrating cock ring otherwise iit feels like i'm offending my dick
>>156533180I literally never used a sex toy, especially not for jacking it. I barely even watch porn except to kickstart a chub, then my imagination kicks in.Bro quit that shit.
Imagine if he cared about mma https://youtu.be/fSErnaOFYvw
what are you fucking freaks talking about
>>156533202Can't quit if I ain't ahead
>>156533250sataday nite
agp general, i fear, i consneed, i prove
>>156533111Why couldn't Canor do this?
>>156532757Conor,Steveson,The Raper, Wang, Pinas, RawDog,Cody ... Not sure what the endgoal is
if I didn't have a disgusting pig body I'd lil demons on my arms and my back and chest trying to drag me to hell and ripping my flesh. Isn't this cool? How would mma fans perceive me?
>>156533338Jolie was in his DMs that day. You couldn't go into a flow state with that pawg on your mind either
Just met volkanovski and he is STILL a raging racist
is joliw really pawg she looked ozempiced the last timenwe saw her
>>156533395hilarious now answer the question nigger
>>156533429I had the opportunity to feel her up (bent her over the fence) and I can confirm she is 100% a man
>>156533455Maxine had a lucky shot
>>156533490why didn't any of his fighting buddies smarten dustbin up?
Joline
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4mqHckqhpI8?is=EkrF0lHfKFZ9mok9
>>156533490Does this guy have kids and have they been dna tested?
>>156533515
>>156533741dustbin was never that good
>>156533794He was sick there
>>156532876Hey man
>>156532886What abuot the Taiwanese guy? Haha.
>>156533810sick & twisted?
>>156533564Great Dolly Pardon song b
>Dana White>Is WhiteWhat's next? Some guy named Loner who's actually lonely?
>>156533854any white person that thinks it's okay to say the n-word has a few screws loose
And I can easily understandHow you could bend over her backBut you don't know what she means to meJolene
>the ufc wanted Conor to fight prates first before he settled on maxLol Dana's trying to get him killed they were trying to humiliate the fuck out of him with prates
>>156533893it's totally okay and justified.
>>156533898wtf is this real?
noice and flowysmewd ye
think of how many fans you could get by fighting CP
>legs got smallerIts over
>>156534097don't do drugs kids.He legit looks fucking 50
>>156526353>that dealhe'll be underwater in like 2 months
>>156534137Yea I was waiting to see how good looked before making a decision and this is pretty bad hes going to get raped
>>156534097damn he looks like he’s aged 5 years
5 years is like 50 years in dog years
lying lips is an abomination to the lord
>>156534097Look at that fucking blood pressure. Kids as strong as an ox
The Mac is black baby!
Wolf ticket.
I want gooby to spread his arms open in the center of the gon and cry as Bruce announces him
>>156534097wtf he got shorter?
mark colemans daughters in a 30 minute mud wrestling match for the *hits pipe* title
im getting metallica drunk
as long as finald doesn't make it I'm happy
ok dude fuck u
Goob has a 5 inch reach advantage on max
out of gooby, jones and gable stevenson, rank their sex crimes in orderfor me?1. gayble2. gooby3. jones
It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dickWord to the motherfucking DJ QuikI play hoes like dominoes, slapping bonesAMG's on the motherfucking microphone
>>156534543Wait Jones has a sex crime?
>>156534619grabbed a waitress by the pussy, b
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