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Preem: >>
News: BJPenn.org
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I'm gonna go ahead and say it :

I dislike violence in MMA
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>>156526243
excellent thread.
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bappas be bopping edition
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Talmbout goob
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>>156526264
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Reformed Conor sucks. Bring back Evil Conor
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not going to sugarcoat it
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Some people just amputate their own fingers deliberately because they seek to quench another kind of pain. I’ve seen that happen.
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Patrick 'The Badrick' Pimblich
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Some people just amputate their own penis deliberately because they seek to quench another kind of pain. I’ve seen that happen.
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>>156526272
She has the same tattoos as Reddit Rob lol
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>>156526286
have they not heard of dulling the pain
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>>156526302
It wasn’t your fault, b…
>>156526304
Sometimes all you need is a cigarette and some air in your lungs.
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>>156526303
>it's true
dear oh dear oh dear john deere
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>>156526272
a fewl and his money are sewn parted and even sewner if there's an ariel around
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>>156526280
I see bald people
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>>156526353
have you tried out the new MAC™ Energy?
Heard it makes you go into ketosis unlike other energy drinks. Niggas be starving themselves instead of just buying MAC™ Energy.
https://drinkmac.com
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>>156526243
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>>156526416
McGaped’s bacon border was wide for Khadaddy sadly
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>>156526416
they yoinked him off the stage like 10 seconds after he started complaining about shitskins.
really made me thirsty for some MAC™ Energy now that I think about it.
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>>156526386
>presidential cola
>money cream soda
>forbidden green apple
>proper punch
>allegations it will make me smell like a leaking battery
wtf is this monkey doing why hasn't he started a hotel chain or something with even a modicum of class is conor secretly brazilian
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>>156526460
'Cause deep down, he's still a cokehead plumber at heart.
Real shit tho, do you think it's possible he's going broke? Floyd Mayweather managed to blow through a fucking billion by basically living the same lifestyle.
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
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dusty would probably heem gooby in their respective PRIME™s sonuva plumbah vs da plumbas son for all the marbles
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>>156526484
fersure it happened to mike tyson b flava flav vanilla ice many such cases
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>>156526508
ric flair scott storch i really could go on
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>>156526492
this post is what i would type if i was fucking stupid and cockdrunk, i fear
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No wonder UFC is dying. Their still trying to promote gooby as a good fighter
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>>156526490
cut that shit out!
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>>156526540
oh what am i supposed to post about this dogshit main event that's actually happening well excuse me my nigga
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>>156526545
they haven't done shit to promote him, la
Dana's literally posting about slapfight instead of the card.
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why would he say this about his fans? What the fuck khabib.
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>yawns
Monitor...Off!
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is nigel going to lose to an individual dressed as a trash can
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>>156526584
Kvassib Tiramisumedov was honestly a shit fighter that missed weight and fought cans and post cocaine washed up goob. Conor was right about fazza's shows and Ali being a dirty shitskin terrorist.
Islam is miles above him. Even goobert likes Slamdaddy
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kvatso
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Khadaddy’s resume keeps aging like fine wine
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Kwabib lost to Gooner
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>>156526602
KEEEERKK What a raped piggy
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So, are the rumors true?
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>>156526656
Yeah, I'm gay
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I don't care at all about Cokehead McGoober fighting again (unless he gets heemed, that would get a slight chuckle out of me)
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>>156526545
it's not being promoted by the ufc much at all
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>>156526669
Kwab
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>>156526722
>blames daner
the fat bald prick only turned up to heembedded part 3 for the last minute of da ting yeah
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>>156526715
this post is what i would type if i was fucking stupid and cockdrunk, i fear
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>>156526754
ok
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Dee what are you doing ye, put down the goon ye let’s talk this out ye. No Dee I swear you need to listen to me ye, Dee please!

WAAAAAAHH

Oh no… what have I done… Dee wake up… Lord forgive me!

*gunshot noise fade to black
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>>156526727
I worked in a hotel as a kid, and we had an older massage therapist doo who was openly gay, or bi or whatever. He did 'massages' privately at home after work too, essentially a male prostitute.
He said his most regular clients were cops, boxers/mma fighters, and footballers in that order. Oftentimes they'd bring their gfs to watch them get heemed by another doo's meng.
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>>156526820
>tf
>tp
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>>156526841
well at least I don't speak German
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My gooby has no chance I fear
I don’t even understand why he’s doing this
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>>156526843
I was doing crazy tings on the yacht ye
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>>156526856
my guess is to escape his contract with the PooFC.
Either that or he's broke
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>>156526856
Betting wise he's not even that big of an Underdog. People in the know clearly do know something.
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>>156526856
He’s obviously running out of money
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>>156526856
>>156526880
he owes ari for something i suspect he did the unforgivable with a honeypot and they have it on video
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>>156526880
But get out of his contract to do what? Fight somewhere else? Fighting at all should off the table, he should be comfortably retired with his hundreds of millions
And in terms of money it’s not even the PPV era anymore, he’s probably making much less than he used to
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>>156526908
gooby does the unforgivable every two weeks thoughbeit
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>>156526843
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>>156526916
Conor is used to an extremely lavish lifestyle, he sold proper 12, other companies don’t want to work with him since the allegations. He’s realised he needs to maximise what’s left of his time as a somewhat viable athlete
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>>156526921
no i mean the really unforgivable
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>>156526949
meh, at this point I've internalized that every celeb that has ever appeared on TV has fucked kids or took dick in exchange for money and fame at some point.
We either revolt and kill (((them))) all, or we get mass jeeted and go extinct. Option C doesn't exist.
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BEATS HOLLOWAY AND KOS GARTH BY THE END OF THE YEAR
BOOK IT NOW THANK ME LATER
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This nigga musty as hell lmao

You can see Nina tryna lean away from the stench
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>>156526655
Why he no move?
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TRVKE
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>>156526949
https://youtu.be/xOwCyH79TVY
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I don't like Diddy Booty Jackson anynore because he lets his no-frontal-lobe-animal murderous son on camera
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>>156527049
I really hope he doesn’t fight Gaethje. One of the few good things about Conor’s Ls is that he’s never been brutalized.
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>>156527054
>>156527079
Matt Lindland strats
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>>156527217
>he forgot round 2 against Kvassbier
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>>156527302
A thousand punches by Pillowfistedbib equal one punch by Gaerth. This is known.
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>>156527325
to be fair gooby was gassing khabib out with his face
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>>156527302
That was domination not brutalization, Conor barely had a scratch on his face after the fight was over. Getting his face rearranged by Gaethje is a level of humilation ritual that he’s never had to go through
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>>156527217
Because he quits before it can happen
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>>156527353
>>156527383
true
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>>156527383
Oh you're a wrestler now?
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>>156527417
he looks like a 50 year old retired county fair scammer
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BSD? You mean Bubonic Staph Plague
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not sure who he's fighting but cannor zeems him in the third
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>one day without soccer
>/heem/ goes through multiple threads
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.
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Post the cantina guy
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>>156526243
Paddy “the retard” pimple
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>tfw Conor snaps his other leg on Saturday night
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>>156527490
Let's fucking go!!
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>>156527613
Where are you going?
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>>156527417
why does always have a cigar on his fingers
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please max I need this
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>>156527690
to remind him of bbc
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If you were a woman, would you rather be alone in a room with Conor or Gable?
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>>156526277
>>156526435
>>156526492
>>156526545
I'm growing tired of the mockery y'all are pulling on Conor McGregor. He's done nothing wrong to any of you. He's handsome, he worked on himself from absolute misery to reach the top of the hill. He's a good person, a great father and he's my number #1 idol. So what if he dresses a bit too elegant? He can afford to dress however he likes. he's a man, not a cardboard box for homeless people, he must project a graceful yet disciplined version of himself to the world, unlike some midgets who only eat pizza con queso. I'd say you're a very sad person for having to make these kind of jeers every day, but you're just clearly obsessed with the G.O.A.T. and I appreciate the energy, but perhaps... channel it towards something more productive which will make you successful, instead of making Conor the target of your jokes, because the only joke I'm seeing here which doesn't make me laugh, is you, the author of these shameful messages. Go fuck yourself darling
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zooted
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>>156527690
He said he'll spark it up at the after party
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>how much cardio is Conor going to have?
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>>156527763
i'm not short
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Hallelujah, can I get a Mac Energy Tristan?
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>>156527054
Oh oh......bettin' the house on paddy
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>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!

SOON
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Maximus? Maximus will heem
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People talk about the decrease in muscle mass, but the main issue is you can literally see the killer instinct has left his eyes
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>>156527880
oh yeah you're right, on the right he's lookinh str8 through ya soul but on the left he's focused on your cock
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>>156526272
that girl is my type
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mcgregor is PEAK natty
you need to accept this
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It’s gonna be bad my nigga
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Why is goobs allowed to flaunt his energy drinks and betting sponsors on his suit? Imagine anyone else trying that shit in this modern era
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>>156527887
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>>156527889
french sicilian excellence folx
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>>156527108
Garth flashes the uppercut so he leans back and lowers his hands to intercept it. The cross catches him off guard quite literally.
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>>156527909
He’s the reason anyone is buying this ppv. Nobody GAF about washed up cte’d out max that cant even string a sentence together, GODby is the last superstar the PooFC has left
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>>156527909
Conor famously hates having to fulfill his fight week obligations and has no-showed them a few times, Dana probably just lets him plug his sponsorships as an incentive to actually show up
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>>156527889
this bitch is so ugly without the makeup and right angle
>>156527916
So gaaaay
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>im too big for middleweight
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So this is what boomers felt when Chuck Lindell kept fighting.

Why is goobs so desperate to give away all his good wins in rematches?
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>>156527880
I told you retards. For months it was "ROIDED JUICED MAC IS GONNA HEEM"
He's literally as small as he was at lightweight, just not cutting. Danar's NOT letting him juice. That's why he's been so pissed off about being tested so much.
They want him to lose to Max, have one more fight with Nate Diaz where he can go out on a win, then he's free to leave and do his meme fights elsewhere.
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Robert Whittaker is only just back on solid foods after getting his jaw caved in by Zatdaddy. I'm expecting the first death in the octagon this Saturday.
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MAC Energy has Gooby patented ketones
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>>156527986
Try 2 minutes.
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>>156527988
So bad at bad at being a hayder b. You're shining him up so if he wins, it will look even better for him. Think before you post bubba.
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Clitia La Leyenda (Deadname: El Matador) Topuria
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>>156528001
Zatslutty got his bussy rekt doebeit
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>>156527988
>>156528057
>im too big for featherweight
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>>156528065
some say that
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>I'm too big for Lightweight
Eat a salad nigga
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>>156528065
>pulling guard and flailing around, getting rocked by strickland ground and pound
kevin nash's experience in that dark alley in the summer of 92 tier KWARBOTY
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>>156528113
Some say that presenting your bussy to Strickgod is a scoring criteria, others say otherwise
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>>156528113
What a disgusting DEI piggy robbery

Good thing Shota Sean will be raped to death in the rematch
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Kavanaugh said neurologist said goobey has the fastest brain of all
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>>156528128
>KWARBOTY
Don’t sign Clitia’s posts for xer
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>>156528065
>immediately assumes the position and presents bamhole for xer Strickdaddy
Goddamn, Zatsissy was DESPERATE for a dickdown
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not feeling the glookies a little too afront
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keep ur eyes on Lone'er Kavanagh that kid's gonna go far
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>>156528177
Zatslutty was prepping for BWC 7 minutes into the fight im afraid
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you can admit strickland won, but do you have the courage to admit dricus won?
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>>156528065
THE WHOLE LET ME TRY HIS MEAT THING WAS ACTUALLY GAY???? WOW! WHO KNEW.
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Usdaddy finna commit a farm slaughter on du piglet I fear
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>>156528239
I'm afraid Big Dick Dric is gonna show Marty what Boerdaddies do to little Bantu bois
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Max's chin, speed and what little power there is, won't translate to welterweight. Goobster's got it all covered.
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Exactly WHAT did Zatslutty mean by this?
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>>156528263
>what Boerdaddies do to little Bantu bois
Suck them off?
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>>156528275
>tf
>tp
Churchill wept
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>>156528286
Didn't Churchill specifically wage a genocidal war against the Boers?
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>>156528328
He was a captain in the boer war and got captured then escaped
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>>156528272
>over 600 punches
>no KO
Smalloway is pillow fisted and lame
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>>156528286
Chudchill genocided those piggy freaks albeit
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>let me try his meat

This is not a scoring criteria in mixed martial arts
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>>156528351
I was relating more to the fact that Churchill was a staunch Englishman that wanted to keep England White and yet here you are
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>>156528355
why are muslims such faggots? They're very overgroomed and metrosexual too.
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>>156528355
This is not ok
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How do you score this position?
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>>156528355
Retarded cave people
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Steepay Mayokick
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you laughed at the great american mma comeback, but you aren't laughing anymore are you...
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>>156528401
Zatslutty could only score with his cousin, and there is no cousin fucking allowed in Sweden.

He had to flee to sweet home ummahbama, kwab
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Lookah Doncheck
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>>156528444
why do I have the feeling that this guy is not that good and overhyped?
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lmao this nigga talmbout sweden as if he doesn't have state sponsored rape gangs at home
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Nuke Palestine and Pakistani
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>>156528501
We call them sexy daddy gangs here sadly
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Still better than 95% of ranked heavyweights currently
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soon it will just be hokit and gable fighting each other for the belt twice a year for 10 years
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15 more kilos and yall will witness the baba yaga of the heavyweight division
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Strip Tomala first.
Wonk eyed galaxy throat goat freak
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>>156528468
Troon paki has to protect zatsluttys izzat on 4chan, very brown coded!

Did you know that Pakistan has a population of 260 million, but zero UFC fighters? Paki troons have to live vicariously through caucasian muslims, because of their genetic limitations, and then they go on about how they hate caucasian non-muslims, KEK
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>>156528568
make that 2 billion b.
They're genetically the same as jeets, hence the raping and the weakness.
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>>156528578
OOOOOOOHHH HES HURT
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>>156528194
MAC Energy will do that to you
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>>156528568
Pakdaddies are busy drowning in prime piggy pussy I fear
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>>156528590
Two Caucasians
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>>156528568
you got em revved with this one
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>>156528578
Iceland has more ufc fighters than Pakistan and Bangladesh combined, because even Iceland is less inbred than you dysgenic freaks!
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Expected Conor to have a fluffy water weight bulk, but it was a trick all along. Poor max... GODnor wanted max to attempt to bulk up, expecting a massive sized goob to contend with. So now max has been talking about "being able to pig out", while Conor has been getting into peak shape with cardio, getting back to his lightweight physique. Meaning he's been working out hard. After heeming max, a lightweight cut will be easy.
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I miss Tfatk before Chris Delia and Callen got cancelled. Kino times. Still pissed at Rogan for not supporting Callen through his cancelled arc
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>>156528625
Looks 70 years old lmao
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>>156528590
>brown midget pakis biggest idol is the son of a BLUE EYED CAUCASIAN

Nononono paki xisters why does khamzats dad have blue eyes?!
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>>156528625
Conor beats Khabib today, and at the end of the day, Thats all that matters
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>>156528638
Mcpiggy fantasises about beating off Khadaddy’s thang often
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>>156528636
Factually Jonah Falcon a White man has the largest recorded penis and the guy with the biggest penis in the UK is a White guy
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>>156528625
High IQ play from Gooby. That bwc probably accounts for half the reason he's fighting at WW. Weight training with Ms Banks in the yacht cupboard has paid dividends for our penis thoughbeit
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Piggies really think mcporked’s clitty is big LMAO
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>>156528668
You’re far worse than any /pol/troon thoughbeit
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at the end of the day, khabib and islam and khamzat will be nothing but trivia factoids, defined entirely by their legendary opponents.
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>>156528700
Not true for Islam
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>>156528668
hey how come i see a canadian flag next to your posts and not pakistan's?
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Lee Rigby is a trivia factoid
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Having a coffee looking at the inbred brown freaks from south asia living vicariously through the achievements of caucasians
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>>156528708
the guy who almost beat machado?
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Answer with only “Yes” or “No”:

a) Has Max Holloway eaten lobster pasta?

b) Has Dustin Poirier eaten lobster pasta?

c) Has Khabib Nurmagomedov eaten lobster pasta?

d) Has Nate Diaz eaten lobster pasta?
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FACT: Zatdaddy hates pink piglets
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Holy shit, goobs just dropped a new strut. It's so over for Max
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>>156528725
>swedeclitty living vicariously through Muzdaddy Chad
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I literally just woke up from dream where I was Justin Gaethje.

I stormed into a bank, told the teller I can't afford a fucking UFC ticket for $700, and to give me the money right now. "Or what?" says one of the tellers. I grab her and pull her over the counter, and put a pen knife to her throat. "Or I'll slit your throat right here". Then she starts negotiating with me. "How about $600?" and I (as Justin) say "$600 would be fine. Hell even $500 if you can do it." A second teller starts counting out the money, I grab $700 and storm outta there.

Justin Gaethje
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>>156528769
Daddy issues is common in society, but it doesnt change ones genetics I'm afraid
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>>156528838
Zatslutty pulled missionary vs Strickgod doebeit
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>>156528812
>daddy issues

You don’t frickin joke about that shit dude *sniffles*
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>>156528853
Zatdaddy won.
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Cam on England, fackin cam on Kane
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FACT: Khamzats dad is a blue eyed caucasian

FACT: No paki on /heem/ has a blue eyed caucasian dad
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This nigga’s really goonin he clitty over zatfazza
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>>156528853
>>156528854
>>156528862
Strickland didn't win. Whatever you retards had it scored is meaningless the ufc rigged that to get back at the Muslim fighters for boring everyone with nonstop wrestlefuck fests. Khmaev wins the rematch.
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New interview with Conor's strength and conditioning coach Richard Waits, discussing leg rehab, bulking to 170 and Conor's weight cut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n27mcxGZDXQ
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>>156528896
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>>156528896
You are retarded. Also, there will be no immediate rematch, because the rightful champion: Strickland, does not want one.
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>>156528919
Strickclitty doesn’t choose his opponents. The UFC have already realised Shota is the most boring fighter in the division and can’t draw a dime
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Volk V Ortega R3?
Now that was a legendary heem. Cazzies make MMA boring with their wrestlefucking.
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*staIks the prey*
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>>156528990
Alex... at least try the cole slaw
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>>156528980
Epic fail *screenshots your epic fail*
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>>156528769
>white boy
I thought russians were white??
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dricbeast will ragdoll and sub usman
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>>156529042
maybe on planet retard
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Dricus via slipping on a banana peel
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>>156528578
AHAHAHA HIT A NERVE

inbred pakiscum kill yourself subhuman
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you have to wonder
just how big is Wang Cong's dick?
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>>156529051
a harsh thing to call oklahoma city but nonetheless...
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>>156529015
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>>156528659
they literally have the same skin colour you shitskin

you wish you were dagestani so bad but you're just a 5'4 brown paki
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Du piggy it’s time for your feeding
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Dricus via wooden mallet pulled from shorts
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Written in the annals of /heem/story LMAO He will NEVER live this down
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jeet rape rat still living vicariously through whites?
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>>156529147
I've made that mistake too. Not that bad. Shouldn't have deleted the post though. Makes you look guilty.
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>>156529171
Jeet means victory
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>>156529171
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so conor will do an interview with nina but not guru? alright. I hope he realizes he just lost a fan and there are many like me.
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>>156529147
>Volkbrisk(1).webm
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Dricus via tying Usmeng into a balloon animal
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>>156529147
me personally? I would have hidden the volk post in the middle. but hey I get it, some of us aren't as 'chan savvy as others.
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Dricus via Tasmanian Devil/Crash Bandicoot spin attack
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does dricus become king of nigeria after besting both of their champions
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>>156529257
Personally it adds storytelling and continuity, makes it feel real... Like you were witnessing that moment of peak embarrassment for yourself. Like watching brian ortega roll his ankle in real time...
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>>156528742
a) maybe.
b) maybe.
c) maybe.
d) maybe.
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>>156529281
Dricus is already /ourkang/
DDP via exploding birthday present.
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>>156529224
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You know BSD is a real frenchman and Gane is a fake frenchman because Gane has good hygiene.
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>>156529298
>Like watching brian ortega roll his ankle in real time...
and then subbing that bum retard yair
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>>156529320
alright volk you jumped the shark
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>>156529328
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>>156529320
can someone explain the obsession with steak? Yeah sure it tastes fine but it's just meat and salt.
I'd much rather have a big bowl of spagbols or something hearty like that.
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>>156529328
Of course you'd know about Gane's hygiene cupcake
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>>156529344
75 seconds. Impressive.
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>>156529346
Steak on a bone is good.
Steak by itself in slices is just boring shit
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>>156529346
What kind of frills do you prefer on your dress?
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>>156529346
it's a manlet thing
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steak is good. what, do you need vegetables? maybe some fruit cause you're sweet? okay babe, eat your salad.
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Fuck steak, I'm all in on the Volkano Burger.
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>>156529406
Pink lace :3
>>156529409
It's wholly performative. Niggas be acting like they bit into God's dick when they pretend to enjoy steak
>>
Croatia filtered
>>
steak. beer. bacon. beards.
like a true alpha male, not no queer
tight t shirts and tighter fades.
poppin pills like a ho with AIDS

jacked men jacked men
I like my men JACKED
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>>156526243
wheres this niggas neck tho?
>>
His title chances are gane
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is this a judgement free zone? I've never liked bacon. tastes like burnt salty assholes.
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>>156529539
American bacon is wank
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Shit man
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>>156529539
I like it with eggs.
Whoever puts it in a burger needs to get heemed
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https://youtu.be/R9SK4OseyBo
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>>156529547
well that's just not true
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>>156529560
These are ai generated fighters
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>>156529562
steak and eggs mogs badly I fear
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steak and eggs is not a real meal
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>>156527217
if he beats holloway of course he should fight gaije, an easier fight.
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>>156529783
Wow these Uncs were absolute dog shit
>>
Bonnie Tyler has died.
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>>156529783
Bumfights looking solid these days
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>>156529539
I started buying pork belly and just peppering slices, much better.
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>>156529783
>tito was +250
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>>156529064
>Tomald POV after he drops gane with a right hand before taking his bamhole
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women and gays be talmbout goobert
>>/adv/34705070
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>>156529883
>>>/adv/34705070

I will never live down this embarassment. Screenshot this post for the anals of /heem/
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>hey guys I was on the women and gays board and I saw this thread
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>>156529783
That will be mcgregor I’m afraid
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>>156529902
I'm Tito Ortiz' ex wife
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>>156529966
Just boil em man it’s healthier anyway
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>>156529966
>kombucha coffee and coconut oil
Burp City
Population: Joe
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Joe Rogan's ass must smell fucking crazy
>>
jon jones are you
a nigger trying to be a white man?
or are you a white man trying to be a nigger?
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Bryan Johnson’s stomach moved on?
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>>156530185
perhaps God set him on this journey in order to find a cure for it
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>>156529966
Imagine smashing an egg on Rogan’s bald head
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I got Lamborghini yachts on my Escalade
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>>156530185
I say good. Doo had it coming.
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I was doing bad tings on the yacht ye?
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?
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>>156530296
Who is maga patriot
>>
people betting their actual money on benis st deen just because paddy is annoying
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a total eclipse of the hawlg
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>>156530377
I was cold and I cut a lot of weight it is what it is doo my wife gon find out sataday nite
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>>156530377
A miniature black hole momentarily swallowed his meng then collapsed not his fault
>>
Mengularity
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Fully anticipate Conor to "struggle with the weight cut" and need the towel and "accidentally" have his meng "exposed".
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How old is merle
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What fighters are these?
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They really put Wang and Pinas on the same card as Conor, he might struggle to focus
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>>156530473
thats the nigga from RHCP
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>>156530524
Kek
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there's more evidence that pereira is a rapist than there is for gable steveson
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>>156530568
Connor rapemogs them both.
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>>156530456
looks 40 so probably 28
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>>156530473
which is the scythian?
>>
There has never been a single good British post in the history of r/heem
>>
>>156530606
Ginge
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>>156530633
bryce and park
>>
Bonnie Tyler just got heemed
>>
>>156530629
oh no you said it, you're insane my dude you don't know what you've just triggered
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>>156530629
what about when bisping posted his cock that one time?
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>>156530692
wtf bro F
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>>156530456
imagine how hard she was blasting her clit when gane slumped that drunk tyre merchant
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>>156530692
She needed a hero but couldn't wait till Saturday
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>>156530729
No.
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Where have all the good men's gone and where are all the goods?
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we cannot follow them
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pic related is what a winner looks like.
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>>156530377
That his meng?
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>>156530352
Upset of the year for losing to Allen. Wow. These awards are a joke.
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what exactly is stopping conor from blasting max in the head with a titanium shinbone?
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>>156530884
dressed to impress
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>>156530884
Helen Yee robbed
>>
Congratulations to Tito on winning comeback of the year for starting his own cantina after resigning from political office.
>>
I’m not that excited for the fights this weekend
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>>156531287
You think your a comedian I tell you what I'm laughing right this moment
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>>156531071
thanks blood
>>156531121
seethe more
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>>156526243
Bongs and bings McGregor flatlines Holloway?
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>>156531358
nobody cares about gooby anymore im afraid
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>>156531449
Yer a mad paki rat, a low loife feel.
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don't be a rat ye cos all rats get caught
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we are so back bro goals bros
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/heem/ will one day be just like mcgregor
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>>156531631
I already am like Mac
bald
short
alkie
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just took a 2lb shit. jesus lads.
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>>156531652
You're missing the cuckqueen wife and the cocaine addiction
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>>156531764
I got cuckkanged by my ex aoife instead :(
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it’s on the bleedin lower level
>>
Betterhelp dot com slash JRE
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Well, looks like you're all cured

-Mental Health Professional (never)
>>
Did you know that NHS Leeds killed MF Doom?
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>>156531904
dis is not a terapy session
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Jon Jones is gay! I have no friends! I gave up on life!

-MMA Guru
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How come cowboy was the only nigga to not get a fat cheque for fighting conor?
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guru's only 33. basically still a kid.
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get down quick and look at that moon
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>>156531822
it's so over
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>>156531945
First one true for sure.
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>>156532013
yeah I gave up on having a family and turned into a faggot. (I'm not attracted to men I just hate women)
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>>156532003
Im busy ye
https://youtube.com/watch/bZu70rIy4Ac
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It's like the sphuur
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>>156532062
LOOKATTETING
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>>156532026
that’s gotta go oop surely
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>>156532043
think carefully about what you post next. your flag's reputation is at stake here.
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>>156529783
this still made more PPV buys than Ngannou's debut and last fight on the PFL btw
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>>156532108
there's like 2 of us on heem.
I'm the faggot spammer ragebaiter

the other guy likes Tomala
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>>156532122
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>>156532122
Not bad at all
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>>156532122
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>>156532122
They always have huge dongs it's just not fair
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>>156532170
yuge meng > septic axe wound
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>>156532170
>that's huge
you're exposing yourself dicklet
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Nah here the phone isn’t doing this justice folks ye. Go out and have a lewk at that mewn quick. The mewn’s on the bleedin’ lower level ye. Lewk at the ting, go out and have a lewk at the mewn quick. Dat is the maddest, it’s like the sphurr, it’s loike I’m lewking at da sphurr ye. Whaaaat. Whatttt da fooook. Nah. What is with deez phones man. Lewk at that mewn quick everyone ye and tell us. Is it gewing oop?! It’s actually gewing oop! Usually the mewn’s up there like it’s down there it’s at me oy level ye. And it’s yuugge and it’s gewing oop. Here lewk at that mewn dew see dat? That’s roising up now lewk oh my God it’s the mewn! Mewn’s outside folks ye.
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>>156532170
nigga they're atomweights of course it looks big
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>>156532198
the sound he makes at the beginnung is the best
>MYEEAHH
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>>156532181
>>156532208
that's fucking humongous
>>
>>156532198
He should just stick to being like this instead of trying to get back into fighting
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>>156532246
I unironically caught an ex flicking her bean to his ice cream video, this was way before the weightlifting photo.
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Gooby uploaded that mewn video on the eve of the Nakita Hands court case. Funny as fuck
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>rob whittaker fight week
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>>156532301
that actually makes it quite sad. an innocent man accused of heinous crimes drowning his sorrows in hard drug use. I hate women so much.
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doo heard rob whittaker and immediately thought of gay sex
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>>156532417
Thoughts on Rapedbert pozztaker farting Zatdaddy’s septic spunk all over his AGP sons?
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can't kumzhot post like that after sean r. strickland raped himo
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>>156532434
see >>156531885
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>>156532442
Strickdaddys toxic pozzloads have fried the tiny brains of kumshotzluts
>>
Robert "Fripp" Whittaker
>>
Tom Aspinall has been fingered by an MMA fighter
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Lawrence Strickdaddy spunked his xaughter into terminal AGP sadly
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I really hate thirdie hours
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>>156532282
really over. over.
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Conor is getting back on the sniff after a brutal loss to Holloway. But this time neither Jesus nor Ayahuasca is going to save him.
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hey pussy you still here?
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>>156532122
An angel with wings :)
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>>156532576
yeah baby
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How many hours till heem?
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>>156532551
Ayahuasca is what led that Conor Murphy looksmaxxing doo down the path to kill himself. It opens you up to the direct influence of outer dimensional entities/demons. If Gooby really did take it, he's probably fucked
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>>156532665
He took ibogaine, which is similar but African
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>>156532665
is Conor Murphy the fit gigachad who had a tab for penis enlargement pumps ooened in his browser?
Or is that another guy?
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>>156532729
Connor Murphy is the gigachad who fasted for 40 days on camera, made a video drinking his roommate's cum for gains, killed a dude in Thailand, and then drowned in a river a few days ago.
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>>156532757
woah...
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>>156532757
what the fuck's his problem
>>
lonnie
f*cking
kavanagh
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>>156532781
Yeah I know that part, but I'm certain one of those gigachads was a dicklet.
>>
lots of celebrities drowning in thailand
weird
esoteric
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I have a small technique cock so what
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>>156532781
They say CTE is bad but bodybuilding is worse.
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Im pooing
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>>156532805
Hey that's my fucking thing, don't steal my thing what's your fucking problem? You think it's easy being unique on /heem/ you cunt? Let's run it bitch I'll fuck you up meet me in marseille
>>
Apparently lonnie is married to John kavanaugh.what the fuck!
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>>156532863
good morning sir
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>>156532817
Perhaps you are tinhking of yourslef? Respectfully.
>>
Canada

>posts trannies habitually
>glazes gane
>feels like informing /heem/ every time he takes a shit

I think it's safe to say I hope this abomination of a person gets into a horrible accident in real life. (and dies)
>>
>>156532859
it's fine, even expected when you're an average goober.
But imagine being supermodel tier, 6'3, and shredded as fuck, literal 0.1% genetics.... Only to pull them down and have her laugh at your meng.
BRVTAL
Seeking female validation is mental illness
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it'd be a different thing if the trannies were cute asian ones
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Big penis = no skill fat heavyweight
Small penis = skilled flyweight champion
food for thought
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>>156532886
first one is is great. second is good. that's two outta three which is better than you can say for many here.
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>>156532917
You can join him. You're not even a real finn.
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>>156532906
I'm 6'4 though... it's fucking over for me
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>>156532914
I'm listening b, what else u got for us? Do you think a small penis can beat a big one with timing and precision ???
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let's see sneed's meng
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>>156532946
picture says more than a thousand words
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>>156532939
I have an aight meng but am a manlet.
we all suffer together /heem/bros.
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Nice cack bratha Fazza taught me little bit suck
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>>156532968
if it's mighty mouse, I can only kneel (on his neck)
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>>156526655
based mexican BVLL we almost witnessed the first death in a UFC octagon if topturo had not given up
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>>156532996
Sneed moment!
>>
How does this fag get to post non stop tranny porn without getting heemed
>>
>>156532907
you happy now?
>>156532996
>>
I guarantee canada loves palestine.
>>
The consequences of years of Trudeau
>>
Conor simply does not hit hard above 145. Landed clean on Dustin and never rocked him once. And he cannot beat Max without a heem.
>>
>>156533102
Jerome 'Min' Smalloway is super pillowfisted. The only up he has on goob is cardio
>>
Every fighter that Conor McGregor has fought has retired, Except one.

Max “Blessed” Holloway..
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Can we stop with the trznny shit? I'm not supposed to get hard UNTIL i go back home
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>he doesn't heem his meng during work hours in tbe comoany toilet
ngmi
>>
if you think about it, it's on brand. shots to the back of the head are illegal unless you might get a finish. thematically these transgressions should be allowed.
>>
Don’t make me post my bacha bazi folder
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>>156533151
i need my fleshlight + vibrating cock ring otherwise iit feels like i'm offending my dick
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>>156533180
I literally never used a sex toy, especially not for jacking it. I barely even watch porn except to kickstart a chub, then my imagination kicks in.
Bro quit that shit.
>>
Imagine if he cared about mma
https://youtu.be/fSErnaOFYvw
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what are you fucking freaks talking about
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>>156533202
Can't quit if I ain't ahead
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>>156533250
sataday nite
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agp general, i fear, i consneed, i prove
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>>156533111
Why couldn't Canor do this?
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>>156532757
Conor,Steveson,The Raper, Wang, Pinas, RawDog,Cody ... Not sure what the endgoal is
>>
if I didn't have a disgusting pig body I'd lil demons on my arms and my back and chest trying to drag me to hell and ripping my flesh. Isn't this cool? How would mma fans perceive me?
>>
>>156533338
Jolie was in his DMs that day. You couldn't go into a flow state with that pawg on your mind either
>>
Just met volkanovski and he is STILL a raging racist
>>
is joliw really pawg she looked ozempiced the last timenwe saw her
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>>156533395
hilarious now answer the question nigger
>>
>>156533429
I had the opportunity to feel her up (bent her over the fence) and I can confirm she is 100% a man
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>>156533455
Maxine had a lucky shot
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>>156533490
why didn't any of his fighting buddies smarten dustbin up?
>>
Joline
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4mqHckqhpI8?is=EkrF0lHfKFZ9mok9
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>>156533490
Does this guy have kids and have they been dna tested?
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>>156533515
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>>156533741
dustbin was never that good
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>>156533794
He was sick there
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>>156532876
Hey man
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>>156532886
What abuot the Taiwanese guy? Haha.
>>
>>156533810
sick & twisted?
>>
>>156533564
Great Dolly Pardon song b
>>
>Dana White
>Is White

What's next? Some guy named Loner who's actually lonely?
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>>156533854
any white person that thinks it's okay to say the n-word has a few screws loose
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And I can easily understand
How you could bend over her back
But you don't know what she means to me
Jolene
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>the ufc wanted Conor to fight prates first before he settled on max
Lol Dana's trying to get him killed they were trying to humiliate the fuck out of him with prates
>>
>>156533893
it's totally okay and justified.
>>
>>156533898
wtf is this real?
>>
noice and flowy
smewd ye
>>
think of how many fans you could get by fighting CP
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>legs got smaller
Its over
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>>156534097
don't do drugs kids.
He legit looks fucking 50
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>>156526353
>that deal
he'll be underwater in like 2 months
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>>156534137
Yea I was waiting to see how good looked before making a decision and this is pretty bad hes going to get raped
>>
>>156534097
damn he looks like he’s aged 5 years
>>
5 years is like 50 years in dog years
>>
lying lips is an abomination to the lord
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>>156534097
Look at that fucking blood pressure. Kids as strong as an ox
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The Mac is black baby!
>>
Wolf ticket.
>>
I want gooby to spread his arms open in the center of the gon and cry as Bruce announces him
>>
>>156534097
wtf he got shorter?
>>
mark colemans daughters in a 30 minute mud wrestling match for the *hits pipe* title
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im getting metallica drunk
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as long as finald doesn't make it I'm happy
>>
ok dude fuck u
>>
Goob has a 5 inch reach advantage on max
>>
out of gooby, jones and gable stevenson, rank their sex crimes in order
for me?
1. gayble
2. gooby
3. jones
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It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick
Word to the motherfucking DJ Quik
I play hoes like dominoes, slapping bones
AMG's on the motherfucking microphone
>>
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>>156534543
Wait Jones has a sex crime?
>>
>>156534619
grabbed a waitress by the pussy, b
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>>156534785



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