FRED def SYDFriday night: Collingwood vs North Melbourne
MODI MODI MODI
>>156531218>Albanese doing his best Harold impressionDo Indians not see this shit?
>>156533702You can tell Albanese is holding his breath.
>>156533668CRISPO
>>156533744And people call Pauline the racist.Just look at his reaction. I see most people on the left react like this. They've never actually lived with or had friends with Indians. To me they've just got issues, but all races have issues. The issues sorta define them. But race also smothers individualism which sucks the most. That's why, to make the world great again and equal, it must be destroyed and all people extinguished and replaced by cute anime catgirls. For the greater good. For justice.
go back to /pol/ you mindbroken obsessive fuckspergs'they' want you obsessed with politics. well done for falling for their trap
>>156534030Retard those are feds
>>156534030i just want to grillfooty hey how good
>>156533802>every system is bad>every ideology is fakepolitics is just different flavored clown cars crashing into the same wall innit>>156533996wanna step outside champ
for me it's monarchic imperialism
>>156534123>wanna step outside champif you're indian, yes. because it would smell bad inside.
I prefer>just me, no society around mepersonally.Because then I would do things in life instead of being thrown in jail for getting in the way of other people doing things for a machine.
y’all alri fella…haaaaa….will punch ya last, ya x
Seriously, society is a hivemind. A cult. A prison.Simple as. There's no good society, because it's not designed to benefit you. It's designed to benefit itself. If even convinces you to play it's game in the weirdest ways, just to turn you into a pawn. Just a machine, no ghost.And this is why Essendon will never win another flag. This is the truth.
Getting a bit tired. Might be time to masturbate then go to sleep.
For me it's my house, my rules.
Feel I could shit myself at a moments notice.
>>156535609>>156535782samecat iykwim haha
>page 10garn bump lads iykwim haha
last for iggs
still think the freddit strategy of coasting for 3 qtrs and then playing well will fuck them come september
Shall not be dying on my watch.
Good morning alf
Even Modi acknowledged the traditional owners of the land. Why cant you?
>acknowledging any form of brown
Don't you die on me.
>>156553347Because in doing so he enriched his own people from spineless bureaucrats. Set me up to be paid $500M for picking off a gum leaf.
sainters
I want to go back to sleep
>>156557671Crisp dosn team during any game in 2026
Could be a 60 point loss for the Roos against the wing clipped Piss.
dosn
>june/july games
PLEASE COME TO BHARAT SAAR
i would think if i left australia cause it was so shit i would not attend a packed out stadium to go see albo speakwhy are indians so spergy?
I would think if I left england because it was so shit I would not attend a packed out stadium to see royal family speakwhy are english so sorry?
boy those swans suck
>>156560203how good is spudnow needing the umpires to gift him goals though!!!
>>156559905 I think whites are the only race capable of critical thinking
Was reviewing some of the vision and Heeney was being unfairly held the entire game.I approached sportsbet and tried to get a refund on my multi but they denied it...
support the country you live in or live in the country you support
Getting good mail that Damian Barrett offloads his sliding doors segment to an LLM. Explains why they aren't as succinct as they were.
>>156560469not even AI would suck nick daicos off so hard and its designed to be agreeable
I don't know why more AFL players don't just become NFL punters. They would make bank. Michael Dickson is arguably the best in the NFL right now, and he played aussie football for his entire childhood.
Business idea: dAIcos website that heaps praise on Nick Daicos 24/7
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LOOK AT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156560506Fuck off we're full
why do you guys like karl stefanovic so much? his opinions change with the wind
imagine the media and reddit if american expats packed marvel out to see trump talkthey would be absolutely seethingbut when modi does it its hopw good is diversity
>>156560599fuck off questionsperg>>156560604modi is less of an incompetent boob
where can i find a gf with a voice like ruby schleicher
>>156560688Local footy/netbsll club
for me its when their pubes is shaped like a love heart
for me it's being such a cumbrained zogbot i have to constantly talk about my coomer fantasies on a sports board
>its a sports board!
>i am a porn addicted goycattle!
Friday friday gotta get down on friday
resting on my laurels
>>156561050crisp afl establishment
>>156561050wouldnt mind resting on kaths laurals iykwim haha
you guys said greg swann would fix the afl
>>156561105media dickheads said he wouldalso he hasn't made it any worse than laura kane did
What is that quote "hell is other people" all about?
The cat got into the toilet and shredded the toilet roll again. I'm gonna kill that little shit
>>156561322is that meownald catwoman?
the real question: is freo the real deal? we know the swasn are frauds, they failed the first real test against poolong at the cheat ground and have since been raped by bane and freo, not since they won the march premiership have they beat another side around them. they'll play finals and probably make a prelim because their run home is a joke but no-one should fancy them a serious flag threat. however im not convinced by freo either. when sydney applied pressure freo were fucking horrible, the first half was diabolically shit and considering finals pressure is usually even more intense than that i fear for a straight sets exit for the purple maggots even more embarrassing than the crom one last year
>argentina wc team being investigated by fbi for shady money transfers>riot in london after morocco's loss this morningwew, bit happening
>>156561683I like how soccer fans are saying the Argentina allegations are shocking like the sport constantly doesn't have widespread integrity issues.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_FIFA_corruption_caseTruly a brainlet fandom.
>>156561368Crows or bane are the real threat for mine. Swasn are pure frauds. Fred are the real deal but I can fully see them choking a home prelim. Crows will have learned from last year and are up there with the best when they are on (need thilthorpe at his best though). And Bane have already done it twice before and could easily do it again. Won't be surprised if either of those teams makes the grand final over either fred or swasn
>>156561717fifa is just wwe but not interesting or exciting kek
>>156561717>once again, again, again, mistaking the sport itself for one of its leaguesreally more of a fifa problem - which if anyone knows anything about football, it's that fifa is a corrupt shitheap - than a football problem tbph
>>156561683Genuinely dont think there is any rigging or bribing. I think the fbi thing is probably to satisfy the low iq retards who just hate argentina/messiAll the calls made in the Argentina vs Egypt game were correct according to the letter of the law. Maybe you could make a case for a Egypt penalty that wasnt given but thats about it. VAR is more of an issue than anything being able to call the play back a few minutes for a foul. Change the way VAR works to solve the issue. And Argentina and France get lots of penalties because their good players get in dangerous positions and are good at drawing fouls. That's all there is to it.
>>156561743crom don't have a good enough midfield to compete with the best, i still can't write poolong off personally and then bane is bane, think this is just another bane 3peat
at least we can all finally admit that hawks are a meme
>>156562121melbourne are just a boogey team for them, bane also lost to melbourne but no-one is writing them off. i think they're a midfielder short of contending
Did Champion Data predict that a "top 3 defensive team" would concede 100 points in the 2nd half?
based Dill copping it on the chin
>>156562311afl isn't a sport. he of all people should know this.
nobody has beaten freo at home. Swans took it to them over 3 quarters and the shit cunts like cleary and hanily were absent. Kyle and Edwards were just too inexperienced and were beaten soundly in the last quarter.5 freo goals were free kicks directly in front of goal but they outplayed Sydney ultimately.They'll be back, Curnow again among the best, still should lock in a home final, good luck to anyone who has to face sydney or freo at home, still the two best teams in the comp.:)
code wars are fucking gay and a blight on Australia's sporting landscape
>>156562473>half of spudnow's goals were frees
>>156562568true but that's because nrl is fucking gay and a blight on australia's sporting landscape.
>>156533702>>156531218 modi at docklands = dogs game in india is actually happening?
>>156562616nah he was going good, only reliable target we had, mclean and hamling were nowhere to be seen. you always say he chokes in big games just flat out wrong
>>156562473>nobody has beaten freo at homethe iggs will
gma
>>156562712he disappeared when the game was close just admit you got fleeced lil sook, he was a spud at sharton and he's a spud at shitney
>>156562726basedharley, wurm, shanahands and co all making that pact now
>>156562663sar the vestern bulldog very best go sir marcus bonterpelli
>>156562751nah he was the only option freo changing the fb was a good move.still leading the coleman by heapsstill getting 2 home finals still second on the ladder FOOKIN UP THE SWANNIES YEEEEW
nafan cuckley begging for the tasmania job is one of the all time aura losses
>>156562811he has two fraudulent colemans from beating up on crap teams already, doesn't mean shit. carlton didn't even make finals one of those years he won a coleman kek, but keep pretending like he's actually the saviour to your team. the wog mercenary who will leave the moment a better offer comes up.
I hope the lions realise that 2nd or 3rd are a very real possibility for them and take advantage of the next two weeks to boost their %, instead of slacking off if they get a large lead in the 1st or 2nd quarter
>Yesterday AFL was the highest rated Thursday Night on 7AFL & Equal with Kings Birthday as the higest rated AFL match on FTA so far this season. Average 930k viewersuh nrlbrethren?
>>156563024very impressive! keep it up and maybe gayfl will get a big boy broadcast deal as well!
kek i knew that'd set him off, the cunt just lurks here all day scanning every post fucking pathetic
what can I say? i really enjoy looking down upon you plebs and your inarguably inferior code
>>156563063imagine how sad your life is to sit in a general of a sport you hate shilling your shit excuse for a sport while it gets zero attention on tv or online kek
>$4.5 billionHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>156563001they'll slack off imo they usually dodosn pushed them last year, don't know if it'll happen again and they won't win but it was close-ish
>his peeague relies on game attendance to stay afloat Can’t imagine having such financial insecurity, myself
wow the higher tv attendance really triggered the little faggot today kek, in overdrive spamming and samefagging
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>>156562980you think anyone who loses one game is a fraud cazzoid. By that metric there are zero teams left who meet your strict criteria of genuine contenders. Freo at home is arguably the hardest draw this year. You focus on your team and whatever shithouse state theyre in instead of autistically focusing on my swasn and the 'fraud' leading the coleman medal retard week in week out sperg
>airing games on an empty shit working week slot when there’s nothing else on coward scheduling desu
every individual who attends a match generates at least x100 the income for both the clubs and the league as opposed to some cunt watching from home, only a minnow joke league doesn't think attendance is important
>>156563024
>>156563282sydney have not beaten a serious contender since brisbane in round 1 you stupid cazzie fairweather, even your own retarded sook fans agreed that losing to cheatlong and pissbane destroyed your chances at a flag and this freddit loss sealed it in stone. you aren't achieveing shit this year sook fuckwit.
>>156563295>every individual who attends a match generates at least x100 the income for both the clubsSource?
>>156563295only a minnow joke league depends on unstable variable external factors to survive
Uh oh
>>156563344but the 'contenders' have been beaten by bottom 8 sides and thats somehow better? kek
>>156563350>the value groceries is the same as the value of a broadcast dealLmao
>>156563344>sook >spends the lead up to every weekend crying about le heckun spudnow and le heckin swansare you retarded cunt lmao
>>156563362who do you think you'll be facing in september champ?
collingwood is unironically the only team who can beat fred in the big dance
>>156563382you are crying right now that your team is rightfully being called shit kek
>>156563380>brainlet detected
>>156563388It'll be at home. The 'good' teams will be knocking each other out because they failed to secure a home final.We'll win the first final, win the second at home as will freo and it will be a swans freo grand final. watch it happen lol
>>156563347attendance is only unstable if you have a joke league like the nrlel, most teams reliably get at least 30k people at games and they are worth a lot more than tv viewership.
>>156563415>weWhich player are you?
>>156563398Nah freo played good sydneys got the players just poor structure and a couple of blokes in who shouldnt be. We'll be right, champ :)
>>156563415absolute brainlet cazzie moving the goalposts and not answering the question. classic.
>>156563419it’s an unstable external factor and that’s the point, the afl can’t stand on its own two feet, it’s financially dependent on outside parties
>>156563414>calls me a brainlet whilst arguing the rate of inflation is the exact same for all goods and services Lol
>>156563432stick it up your arse you worthless spastic cunt
just rode 10kms on the exercise bikegonna stop being a lazy piece of shitfor real this time
>>156563432Max King just injured at the moment and shitposting any questions?
>>156563463by your logic tv viewership is just as unstable of an external factor. absolute moron, go hang out in your dumb cunt coconut smash thread and let the adults speak.
if hawthorn loses to carlton, my predictor has them finishing 7th
>>156563458>which team do you think youll be facing>because the ladder is finalisedI know it will be at home where we have a massive advantage. I dont know who yet because the season isnt finished and the next teams are all relatively close wake up bruzzy
>>156563483no, that’s a false equivalence because tv deals are long term contracts
>>156563465>Using a baseline rate of inflation of 3.9% corresponding with the average annual increase>Thinks it matters whether something is groceries when it's simply showing the diminishing purchasing power of the dollar in comparative yearsWHAT A FUCKING RETARD
>the inflation rate of the price of milk is the exact same as the inflation rate of broadcast contracts
>>156563024>people watch a game of footy finally>treated to a 0.11 half time slop fest>turn it off and go to bed
>>156563559It is when you use a fixed 3.9% rate for both, genius
Man, all this time I thought the nrlel fag was just pretending to be dumb
>>156563525you'll be facing a top 8 side, one of the ones you haven't managed to beat as of yet. fucking hell you're a slow cunt, and yet you have the nerve to tell anyone else to wake up kek. chirpy fairweather cazzie knows nothing and confidently lets everyone know
>>156563553Where's your evidence that inflation rate would apply to broadcast contracts? That's the general inflation rate, different services/products have different rates of inflation.This is like arguing that everyone has recieved a pay increase based on the overall average income increase
HE'S STILL GOINGWHAT A FUCKING RETARD
>>156563592his sport is for dumb cunts so of course he's a stupid cunt, i mean to think attendance doesn't matter is a joke kekthe nrl has to make do with barely any attendance because it's boring as batshit to watch, i've even had nrlel fans tell me that. afl will take over and wipe that irrelevant joke league off the face of the earth.
First norf friday night game in 1500 daysAnd I shan't be watching
Inflation and attendance is to rugbyfags what per capita is to blacks
>>156563570Inflation isn't a "fixed rate", and that's the general rate. You haven't provided evidence that it is the rate applies to broadcast contracts >>156563626>he's mad that he gets called out for not understanding economicsLol
>>156563638They should be shared around but how have the back to back premiers sitting in 4th place gone more than 3 months without a Friday night game?
>THE INFLATION RATE FOR ALL GOODS AND SERVICES IS THE EXACT SAMEThe absolute state
MY DOCKIES
>>156563638a bit of a Disingenuous stat, they’ve played Several prime Time friday games (Good friday)
Whether it's $5 or $5 billion it's worth less now than it was 3 years ago. Read up, champ.https://hscprep.com.au/hsc-economics/effects-of-inflation/
>>156563653inflation implies the value of the dollar is less than it was, not that the value of the dollar is less only in certain fields, you absolute brainlet fuckwit. supermarket prices only increase as a response to inflation and are not indicative of inflation.
>THE NRL FAG IS A FUCKING RETARDCan't stop laughing at this low IQ loser
>>156563596>brisbane>melbourne>dogsall top 8lost to geelong at home, hawks at home, freo at home and havent played adelaide yetDumb fuck cazzie, you are wrong lol. good luck beating MY swasn at the scg. I forgot your shithouse team isnt even playing finals lol
>>156563730my team is bane seething cazzie, and your shit team isn't winning against bane again this year after getting flogged
>>156563705>>156563713Yes and if you look at the specific data, there are different inflation rates for different groups of products and services.https://www.abs.gov.au/statistics/economy/price-indexes-and-inflation/consumer-price-index-australia/latest-releaseClothing has a different inflation rate to housing for example.You're using the general rate which is an average for all of those differing inflation rates.And you have the audacity to criticise my intelligence
>>156563779You are genuinely too stupid to educate or even insult.
>>156563024There was no NRL on yesterday
>>156563775>lost to freo at home>lost to swans alreadyoh thats it theyre heckin le frauds its over gg kek
>>156563779>too stupid to understand why he's a retard>reddit spacing>likes nrl yet spends all his time in threads for a better sportLMAOING AT THIS RETARD
>>156563844nrl isn’t a sport mate, it’s a league (same applies to afl)
>>156563685Not a friday night game
>>1565638252024never talk back to me again faggot
>>156563898hahaha nice goalposts moving you retarded cunt kek
>>156563925did you not read my post properly vermin?
the reality is that peaking early season like the swans and beating up minnows doesn't win you premierships. bane lost to a few teams they should have won against and even dropped a few games against comparable sides, but humiliated them again in a rematch, because they time their run perfectly rather than expend everything to win a minor premiership.
>>156563964yeah you said the swans havent beaten a top 8 side which they haveyou said swans are frauds after losing to freo away while pretending bane didnt lose to them at home and were pumped by the swans earlier in the year (the seethe makes sense now)you said some pretty retarded shit and are now reverting back to a grand final played against a completely different teamno wonder you fuck dolls bro kek
>>156564019you are retarded and know nothing about footy cazzoid. go back to nrlel like you do whenever the swans are shit.
>>156563997Freo pumped brisbane at home frauds
I'm hungry
>>156564047Ive lurked here a while champ, only bane posts when the likes of merrett were running around were insults lol
>>156563825>>lost to freo at home>>lost to swans already [at home]but also>beat the cats in their home ground>beat the swans in their home groundsounds like to me that the gabba is the issue, which would make finishing 3rd or 4th a plus for them
>>156564079I think the issue is, as you say, freo and sydney are supposed to be frauds yet both have beaten you this year.come on champ, cant go calling teams frauds then pretend the same metrics by your own arguments dont apply for them as well lol
>>156564079brisbane beat the swans at the gabba and lost to them at the scgbrisbane lost to freo and the cats at the gabba and beat the cats at kardinia
>>156564103that's not the same poster as the one you were arguing with you seething dimwitted cazzie and both of those were early in the year, the argument has been that shitney peaked in may while brisbane are timing their run so losing a few games early in the season is irrelevant.
>>156564079>beat the swans at the scgbased fairweather cazzie
>timing le runbiggest cope, top teams try to win every week unless theyre throwing for picks lmao
>>156564153I wish I just didn't care like this gentleman.
>>156564168Not even the guy you've been arguing with but no team ever has wanted to peak in May. Timing your run is definitely a thing.
>>156564213Yeah teams definitely dont want to win every game great post
>>156564225No one goes out to lose but good teams definitely prepare more for certain games and modify training loads as the season progresses. This has always been a thing.
>>156564168spoken like a true minnow club that has been humiliated in every grand final its appeared in since 2014
>>156564257Runs come with injury thats all. Good players are better off suffering injuries at the start of the year as opposed to the end of the season and preferably get those injured players back for a few games before finals. Timing your run revolves purely around who is injured and when. You dont plan for players to be injured so making out that timing your run is some sort of genius tactic is a complete load of shit
Only 2 teams in the 8 are undefeated at home this seasonSydneyFremantleBoth will be playing home finals this year *drops mic*
>>156564301Wrong but whatever, you've made your mind up.
Would I be a bandwagoner if I started going for the Dockers? For context I did watch their comeback against the Bulldogs live a couple years ago when I was first watching AFL. I stopped following the sport for a while because I didn't want to stay up all night to catch the games. I just checked how they were doing after seeing the OP image and it looks like record wise they're the best team at the moment. I'm also a Jags fan so I can relate to a 1995 expansion team that hasn't won yet, but looks promising at the moment, and I like purple and white.
>>156564301clubs also manage players you stupid faggot
It's quite common for premiership teams to dominate the first half of the season, then lose a few in july and august before recovering in september. Then there is the opposite scenario like Richmond 2017/2019 and Geelong 2022.
>>156564332>Would I be a bandwagoner if I started going for the Dockers?Depends more if/when you stop barracking for them
>>156564332No youre a fairweather cazzie if you havent supported them since/alf/ was madet.supported bane here since 2024
>>156564440keep seething swasnsook kekwhere were you in 2025? not posting here
>>156564368I don't switch teams. They would be my main team.
>>156564447that wasnt me but I chuckled kek
>pies v north tonightgrire
>>156564546Them both being in the same range means there's more at stake than their usually is for them. I'm actually looking forward to it and don't follow either of them.
>>156564546Luckily I am going out with my wife tonight so I don't have to endure that match
>>156564564Shall probably just be playing vidya and checking the thread occasionally but not watching the match
>>156564559Thats a good way to look at it.>>156564564KEK
>>156564546warriors play tonight :)
>>156564564Where are you going mate? Sometimes I get jelly when people have organised lives like this but then most blokes will say their mizzo doesnt put out anymore or fuck all so I feel better.
fucking fiending for a burger with the lot
fucking fiending for a zinger stacker box
>>156564609Into the city for dinner then a 'show'. Mine puts out, usually after these little date nights she's all over me. Should be a good night
fiending fucking the missos fur burger box
>>156564597fuck off and die nrlsperg
he's pretending to have a wife nowpathetic
>>156564655Is she fat?
about to sell all my old guitars, hopefully i get enough money back to buy a new bedroom set
>>156564597nba season is finished
>you will never take your wife to dinner then a show while the babysitter looks after your kids and tells you to take as long as you like because youre a cool guy with your shit together and everyone likes youI want to start again
>>156564702what kind of show?
>I want to start againI say this so much every day it's virtually become my mantra
>>15656466180% of afl posters watched state of origin game 3I recognised their post styles in the thread
>>156564709hes probably got exclusive tickets to some hard to get into event because hes a popular bloke and people do him favours
>>156564694
>>156564702my wife
>>156564709Friday Night Footy
>>156564702>ywn be a lovestruck young lad home with your beautiful hs neighbour girl babysitting you and just wanting to play playstation with her then hoping you can give her a cuddle before you have to go to bed>ywn be filled with a mixture of rage and sadness when you get up for a glass of water and see her kissing your dad in the doorway as she's leaving
Ive only ever been invited to one wedding and they put me at a table with all women so I could meet someone. Spent the whole night with involuntary face shakes and people telling me to speak louder because they couldnt hear me.
I can’t stand musical theatre but I’d go see some if my wife would appreciate it if i took her to a show because she’s into it
>>156564766
>>156564782any fuckable whores on the table or just basic bitches?
>>156564714no they didn't kek
wednesday night we were all watching the front bar, as usual
Wednesday night I was watching HBO's Rome
>>156564795There was an absolute glamour who i thought was real keen on me and kept touching my leg and getting in photos with me. Turns out she was a friend of the groom (my mate) I didn't know, had a bf who wasnt there and hed asked her to make me feel welcome as a favour I felt like never leaving the house again after that kek
i've never been to a wedding. funerals man me
>>156564799cope and seethe, au/sp/ is a multi sport family
>>156564808Why do you guys like The Front Bar so much? Mick Molloy isn’t funny
>>156564842>au/sp/gone and buried mate
>>156564849If comedy was television channels victorians would be the abc
>>156564782>>156564835I like weddings they are always a good time. Been to 2 this year. But most of my friends and my missos friends are now married so besides one of my missos friends who got engaged not long ago there wont be any more wedding for me for the foreseeable future.Until my wedding that is (plan to propose to my misso next year some time, currently trying to buy a house together so ill do it once thats sorted)
>>156564877I want to start again
My brother proposed to his now wife when they first got their keys and walked in their new house for the first time, all cute like that
My wife once forced me to go with her to see the movie Love Actually but it had a live orchestra that played music along side the movie.I spent the entire night complaining and telling her I couldn't wait to get home. Feel kind of bad now because she was so excited to go but it is what it is
>>156564842yes and this is /afl/ not au/sp/ now cunt off back to your dead general you worthless spastic faggot
>>156564908Yeah it’s those she remembers, gotta make the most of them
>>156564908Women love that shit and you just have to deal with it sometimes. I was forced to watch love actually for the first time last year because I was dragged to some outdoor moonlight cinema thing which showed love actually. I told her we could have watched it at home, but she really enjoyed the experience so I just let it be.
What beer should I get from Dan's?
>9 posts in /nrl/kekKEK K E Kno wonder he's over here (again). pining for some community
>>156564955Surely the next broadcaster rights deal takes thread post numbers into account???
>>156564955>>156564961They don’t even think of us but here you are obsessing over them. Perspective, mate
>>156564961they're pissing money and viewers away if they don't
>my wifewhy dont you all go fuck off to your perfect wife life instead of sitting here gloating about your wife who is so perfect you hide on fucking 4chan talking about the cunt
Is a certain someone a little jealous he doesn't have a devoted wife?
>>156564955I get that but all of the last 30 posts here have been about women
>>156565059fucking oath i am cunt. fuck off
>>156565067the nrlel threads are full of absolute coomer scum even worse than here
please make it stop
>>156565106Seeing prime ministers/politicians kick and handball a sherrin truly lays bare the fact that people from Sydney are a different species from the rest of Australia. Nothing lowers their credibility and sense of Australianness like their uncoordinated handballs and drop punts - they're not like us and they don't truly represent us.Also makes you appreciate how many moving parts there are in performing a somewhat natural-looking action for those skills.
>>156565069Just be yourself
i have a wife but she's a real porker
>>156565194based toby pink
>>156565022*sniffs*Reeks of incel in here, lads
>>156565240Don't be mean, mate.
Does liking 1234 by Feist make one a feminised fag? Hypothetical question.
>>156565287no but 5, 6, 7, 8
>>156565194>Around 60% of Australian women are living with overweight or obesity. According to the Australian Institute of Health and WelfareGrire
>>15656531367
>>156565338and that's a good thing
>kick onsWhat is this shitty show? Just degenerate gambling advice? Josh Jenkins can barely string a sentence together.
>>156565194i porkher too iykwim haha
>>156565351HOLYFUCKINGB A S E DASED
>>156565338According to those egghead fuckwits I'm "overweight" by virtue of being a jacked manlet, so I don't put any weight in that bullshit. Same dweebs that will tell you that two drinks a week will ruin your health. Even though it's true that people need to lose weight, those bureaucrats and researchers are a scourge on society.
jacked manlets look retarded unless youre alex volkanovski should just go for the little cheeky cunt look if youre after women because lets face it thats the only reason youre 'jacked', if not youre just trying to look tough to other blokes but you just look like a laughably coping retard
>>156565338and the men?
>>156565406settle down little fella
>>156565338>Around 60% of Australian women are living with overweight or obesitythis sounds like theyre living with fat family members
>>156565435It’s an interesting discussion
>>156565406Crisp retard who doesn't understand statistics
>>156565435if you skinnymax as a manlet you just look like a childjust be fit but don't be a roidscoper
>70% of australian "males" are overweight or obesegrim grimglish
>>156565435There's a gulf between what women say they're attracted to and who they have sex with. Bicep circumference is an excellent predictor of sexual success. Not as good as height, but that's beyond my control.
the multi
not reading the threadnothing to add
Revving the old knob up for a wank
>>156565495gymfagl cope lmao
>>156563844>doesn't understand using the general inflation rate is inaccurate as it doesn't take into account the major differences in inflation rates of different CPI groups>all he can do is use insultsSad
>>156565495there's a difference between a normal bloke with big arms versus a gymcel spamming curls and hopping on PEDs
>>156565479This is true.Tall + strong > tall + neutral build > short + strong > tall + weak > short + weak
>>156565522Yeah I'm not talking about being a bodybuilder. They're obviously grotesque. You don't need to be a bodybuilder to have a BMI over 25 while not being fat.
most of the girls I've fucked were taller than me (I'm 5'10)
>lying on the internet
>>156565313based stepschad iykwim haha
>>156565552fair point, i consneed
>>156565574You need to wife one up to break the curse. Tall lasses with a solid build are never pretty though so I don't blame you for letting them swim along.
>>156565642Is this addressed at me? I just wanted to know if I was allowed to like Feist, chill out jesus
>>156565613i WILL marry a 5 foot latina who will birth me a messi
kek >babe you have to stop drinking otherwise were overthis is the limit in their relationship
Really blasting some farts out.
>>156565684meant make a messi in her undies and birth a massive steamy poo
>>156565684wonder how the chinks and their CRISPR children are going
>>156565684I've had the temptation to envision and plan for an athlete child but the fact is I'm not an exceptional athlete so it's not gonna work. If you weren't the best athlete in your high school, there's zero chance your child will be at a professional level. Five foot latina wives are low status so you're putting everything on the line. Messi isn't even latino, he's Italian by blood.AND she'll get fat and probably end up an uneducated psycho. Don't do it.
>>156565749I played very high level cricket and my sister currently plays professional cricket in the UK
>Collingwood are 0W-1D-7L against Top 8 teams
>>156565759That's a decent base. At least it would have been 20 years ago. With the athleticism of a latina you might have something.Go for a 5'9 lithe and athletic latina and now you're really cooking. Watch out for her family, tell them to get fucked.
>>156565801its not that hard to deal with Latinas and their ilk
>>156565686fatslut
worrying signs for sydneythis was like when port beat them by 100 points before finals
>>156565759I played high level afl and was on the ressies list for an afl club but got booted for smoking and drinking unironically
>>156565892Nobody cares faggot the afl died hasnt been the same since dusty retired and my tiggs along with him.
>Survived the soccer gameCrisp.
>>156565003tbf there's only one guy over there and we know he thinks of us because he spends more time in these threads.
>>156565521You've already been proven stupid, stupid.
>>156565892They once again already look cooked towards the pointy end of the season. Going into half time they were flying and had immense pressure. Most of the second half their pressure was way lower then virtually non-existent in the final quarter. Just couldn't go with the Dockers for the full game.
poopjeets are the afls newest customers kek
>>156533392Does the women's league have any QTs?
>>156566018They might be able to have their own league over there but they will get demolished here. Not even trying to play funny buggers but Indians simply cannot compete with other races physically.
>>156565528
>>156566048fuck id love to give those pitts a sniff
>>156565528>short + strong > tall + weak Need to be flipped
>>156564647Gave it and went and got one. It was so good.
>>156566169good job not using uberjeets
>>156565930The tigs would be almost contending already if they hadn't traded for Taranto and Hopper and passed on Robey. Genuinely demented, club-destroying decisions.
>>156566048please watch our sport
>>156566018Why don't they try to get Indians in Australia playing it first? Indian kids do not give a single shit about Aussie rules and they'll make up the bulk of the population soon.Between their preference for soccer and cricket, and white parents' limp dick neuroticism/passivity about head injuries (and having children altogether), Aussie rules will die.
>>156565479>if you skinnymax as a manlet you just look like a childThis is the way. You gain access to the 10/10 /straightshota/ degenerate girls. Only reason to get fit is for normie women but at best you'll get 5/10s and they won't respect you.
>>156563566>not having faith in fredGODS smdh
You can tell who cares about australia at the anzac day dawn serviceNot a brown in sight
could you imagine if jeets played footywould get fucking bodied kek
>Fred>15 goal to 5 second half>a 9 goal final quarter>off a 5 day breakSwans on no gas tank fraud watch
>>156566337Daniel Kerr was a tough nut
>>156566116I have no doubt that in a survey women would preference tall/weak over short/strong, but that's not how it plays out in reality. You can't trust what women say, only what they do.
>>156566336someone has to uber all the whites there
>>156566336The chuds disrespectfully hollering like chimps undermine your point
crazy how a thursday night game without a victorian side is the highest rated for the season
>>156566345Rance was also tough. Indians are basically white physically (both in strength/athleticism - when they don't malnourish themselves by going vegetarian - and potential for beautiful facial features). Their gaping deficiencies are cultural/social.
>>156566345kerr has that white dog in himim talking about a full blown jeetlike the ones that bring us food
>>156564782>they put me at a table with all women so I could meet someone.that's kinda nice>>156564825this however is suicide inducing
>>156566396Only if you ever fell for the (((vicbias))) psyop
>>156566018hope it fails
>>156566304You guys have been infected with that pride stuff too, ey?
>>156566396there was no nrl last night, that's why
>>156566427There's literally nothing wrong with what she did. Solid banter.
whats nrl?
>>156566400>strength and athleticism.KEK
>>156566018>>156566053it would be interesting to see desu. jeets being so weak and scrawny would likely come up with totally different ways to play the game
>>156566304Mind-boggling how many great genetics have been and will be squandered in this generation.
>>156566396massive
>>156566447>>156566454It's cos they're malnourished. The vast majority of jeets in India live in poverty and a good chunk here are vegetarian.They're psychologically different (in a way that will allow them to pillage the open, fair and honest Western society), but with proper nutrition they're not that physically different from Europeans.
reportsperg >:(
>>156566287Not seeing many names in 2022's draft around the two picks they gave up for Taranto that would make a massive difference to their current standing. Pretty weak draft outside the top end of the first round.If they kept their future first rounder they traded for Hopper there's some good names available around their pick.Best case scenario is probably Josh Weddle and Darcy Jones along with one of Dan Curtin, Nate Caddy or Connor O'Sullivan. I'd take that over Taranto and Hopper but I don't think adding those players to the team would have them contending right now. Not even close.
>>156566427nothing wrong with admiring the skills of female athletes mate
>>156566496>It's cos they're malnourished. The vast majority of jeets in India live in poverty and a good chunk here are vegetarian.We hear this a lot and yet despite the tens of millions of Indians living in first world countries, some with generations worth of children subsisting on first world nutrition and medical care, there's still no Indian athletes competing at the elite end of any physical competition.It's genetics.
>>156566496
>>156566496They fucking stink cunt and are built like et
Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
why do you always see videos of indians fucking old men up the bum
>>156566523Jasprit Bumrah
>>156566427>>156566520fat sluts
>>156566496>but with proper nutrition they're not that physically different from Europeans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03EGAKrovRQ
>>156566529What is this supposed to prove? Yeah, Indians aren't as strong as Zimbabweans. And income/class doesn't matter if they refuse to eat meat.
>>156566553>cricket>physical competitionehhhh
>>156566553he chucks it
>>156566553>The guy that has to cheat to be effective.top quality bait though
>>156566580>What is this supposed to prove?That Indian and Pakistani (who do eat meat) males, on average have weaker grip strength than Polish or Brazilian women.
i reckon this guy defending jeets is the same one that reports my posts
nate caddys momther and nate caddys massive flesh saber
>>156566627It's probable.
dogsperg is statistically an indian
Theirs a chance joshie is lebanese from western sydney.
>>156566587Fast bowling does require athleticism
>>156566702Ehhhh
Please stop blaming everything on Indians, assign at least 15% to the Chinese.
>>156566667>off by 1
>>156566702forget it, he's obviously a fat nerd loser pig faggot useless friendless retard who's never played a sport in his life
>>156566616The red dot for India is higher than the blue dot for Poland and Brazil, so I don't know what you mean, but also Indians don't eat as much meat as Polish people - they're not close in socioeconomic status and religious views around beef - and Brazilians are irrelevant to the discussion since they're neither white nor indian.
>>156566627crazy that my pic of livvy got removed while the jeetdefender is logged injust a coincidence im sure
>>156566756>The red dot for India is higher than the blue dot for Poland and BrazilBorderline. It's comparable and significantly higher than Pakistani. To even be quibbling about that when it's so close to fucking women is ridiculous. The point is they're weak as piss and it's based in genetics.
we mustn't turn on each other and become paranoid, it's what they want
India will demonstrate its athletic prowess at the Commonwealth games.
>>156566788based, the Thai hatred for Indians is truly something to behold
>>156566788>refuses to hit a ladyWhat a gentleman
>>156566792
>>156566773They're weak as piss but you still haven't proved any else of what you claim in any way. Brazilians are black, latino and have a huge meat industry, and Poland is decently wealthy and has no shortage of or taboo around meat.
>>156566804We could learn a thing or two from the Thais in that regard.
>>156530445>>156532798reminds me i saw her last night, and the blonde glasses girl who is also hot picrel
>>156566810Wtf I didn't actually expect that them to be that high, I'm guessing it's for all for shooting or archery
>>156566810we're fucked now that titmouse retired though
>>156566758>>156566627WaaaaaaaaaaaaFacts and other perspectives existI can't cope that I'm not superior by birthright and actually have to do something to achieve meritWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>156566804they haggle for sex that is already like $30absolute scum
>>156566851That's too much for a thai hooker to be fair.
>NO INDIANSsee this a lot on escort and babes
>>156566825They're two gold higher than New Zealand, a nation with around 0.36% of India's population. Let's face it, the Commonwealth games is just bragging rights between Aus and the UK. Everyone else is just making up the numbers. Best India can shoot for is 3rd and that requires Canada finishing with a lot of silver and bronze.
>>156566839>indians>meritPick one and only one
>>156566879That's basically how you can ensure it's an actual person and not just some scamming jeets that are going to ask for a transaction up front.
>>156566824was that the blonde girl holding the interchange board for Swans? she was fine as
>>156566916yep, very attractive lass
>>156566748kek Absolutely seething Indian
im claiming this umpfu
>>156566824you can have glasses, im taking leggingfu
anyone here beardmaxxing over winter out of pure laziness?not citycunt manicured hide no chin neck or jaw beard just straight up beard beard
Fuming at mumza.. was gonna sperg out but remembered Nick Daicos plays tonight and calmed down
>>156567016I have a full beard because I haven't shaved for two months but it just doesn't grow as long as it used to and it seems mostly grey now.
>>156567016We all already have moustaches
>>156567028when the year started did you expect to be battling it out with north melbourne for 9th/10th?i did
>>156567016I have too many Grey's in my beard now, it's embarrassing
>lovely old lady neighbour was talking about selling her house because her son said she could move into a granny flat at his new house>shes bailed him out heaps of times financially and he charges her full rate to fix anything she needs fixing >hes massively in debt >convinced her not to sell because her son wants to just bleed her dry and take the rest of the money as well as pay off his debts>told her she was the heart and soul of this town >decided not to sell and her son is fuming>real reason is because i didnt want the chance, even minuscule in this small town, of jeets moving in
>>156567028Bontempelli, Reid and Robey mog daicos
>>156567062While I get hating jeets, what I don't get about jeet-haters is how they overlook how equally scummy and self-serving bogans, like the tradie son, are.Upper middle class Indians are far more decent and principled than lower class Aussies.
>>156567058pies are timing their run to perfection
go back pranav
>>156567062/r/ThatHappened
>>156567114i will say his nonsense stories are getting better
Been putting some moisturiser under my foreskin before heading to bed for a few months now and last weekend the prossie commented that I've got a very youthful looking knob.It was probably empty flattery but I'm absolutely chuffed. It's my first compliment from a woman in over a decade.
>Caddy extends until 2031 The Hird effect
>>156567062>tfw both houses on either side of me just sold>sitting here sweating hoping the new neighbours aren't shit
>>156567155Caddy is a spud desu. Another long term contract sinking the Dons.
>>156567155
>>156567139Crisp post
>>156567155Hird, Caddy, Robey, Sharp. That's all the club needs to return to glory.
thank god for bbws
>no smoke shop is selling packs anymoreFUCK wapol
>>156567162Maybe you stinky?
cant move on from her
i dont really care about centre clearance stats to be honest with you family
nate caddy isnt even that goodhe just a slighty brighter nugget of shit in a pile of shit cant even kick an open goal
>>156567269hes not he doesnt have the size yet. he'll be a whipping boy for his career and always a debate topic.
nat caddy's mum is a baddie
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-10/police-find-remains-in-search-for-missing-teen-donald-victoria/106901124Very sad. Hope the footy club does something for her tomorrow.
fucken hell thilthorpe is only 24 wtf
just had a 'homemade subway' for dinnerhotdog bread, cheese, avocado, egg, tomato,spinach, turkeyfound the sauce they have at Grill'd-- herbed mayo, at coles. Found a place that has nitrate free turky too
>>156567335you say only 24 - i say already.2020 wasn't THAT long ago
why do you guys like nate caddys mums plastic tits so much
>>156567348whats special about them nitrate free turkey
>>156567375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR0OPOMea1Y
>>156567335eh i knew he was roughly thatpicrel though looks fucking 48
>>156567348i don't give a shit you fucking fat faggot cockhead
>>156566018>ynr fumbletards clowning on the nrl for going to vegas
>>156567406He just looks like the average late 20s/early 30s aussie from 25 years ago
do you guys say dinner or tea?
fuck up questionsperg
>>156567426Family used to say tea. But getting older i kinda switched to dinner. Still say tea kind of without thinking though when visiting parents as asking mum whats for tea was something id ask just about every day for years
josh worrell ran someone over
>>156567421fuck off nrlspergat least the afl's actually expanding as opposed to the nrlel making zero impact in america kek
>nrl los vegastop kek. not even the nfl team who own the stadium they used knew it was happening
cant stand indians
>>156567058No i thoughted our team looked pretty decent and we have had a lot of very close games
oh caddy resigned til 2031 lelsorry scats
>>156567406don't wimmenz like maturitybuncha jelly fags in here because they look young for their age
>>156567457This fucking team, always something
>Josh Worrell on his way to training
>>156567512I look young for my age but I act old for my age
>>156567520This is in poor taste
>>156567512i mean yeah he's handsome fit and rich so obviously i would like to be like him
Why does footy start so late
>>156567457did he play on?
has a team's bus ever crashed on its way to the ground?
>156567418and i thought i was anti-social
>>156567418
what flavour of tism is this one
>>156567583on the drug that killed river phoenix iykwim haha
>>156567583the based one
finna suck off some straight tradie cock tonight
>>156567583engagement farming bot
no such thing as a gay tradie
3 tickets to the Nick daicos show please
>>156567543So wage slaves can have time to get home, have dinner and put the tv on
You lot need some sunshine in your life
>shit on meat constantly for years>but saaaar it is ok we're weak as fuck we dont eat meat bloody benchod bish
>super black guy in new kfc ad>>156567670
iggs soon (2 more sleeps)
>>156567637is this the one where we watch him lose the brownlowits very funny
>>156567670i'm playing golf on sunday at St Michaels
>>156567709What's your handicap?
>>156567714garden variety autism
>>156567714got a bum knee ahaha
>>15656771411.2
>>156567659Wage slave is a pejorative you should just say "workers."
>>156567746or "wankers"
>ben mckay omittedis he bad or something?
there are a lot more gay tradies than youd think, theyre just mum about itt. power top
remember the rumour that ben and harry mckay were one person because you never saw them together nor did they play against one another for years
>>156567789brisbane whiteboard said he has no strengths so they sort of have to
yeah nah its not gay ay cunt just a bit o relief ay
>>156567800yeah
>>156567746>pejorativemeant performative
>>156567512>swasnsook so sensitive he has to jump to the defence of some cunt no-one knows from his teamfuck me dead cunt get a grip
/afl/ is absolutely shocked to hear that tradespeople can be LGBTQIA+.Amazing, almost like one's profession is different from one's sexual orientation
I’m gay and I’m a tradie
im just catching up on things, does swasnsook like or dislike the swans?
>>156567838This. This is the type of posting we need to see more of around here.
just seen that manchester united bought a block of land and will build a 100,000 seat stadium next to their current onewhen, if ever, do you think an afl club will build their own stadium?i can see iggs and fred going halves on perth stadium's replacement but that will be decades from now
Would you rather a female sparky or a gay sparky show up at your house to fix your shit?
>>156567854Like every other poster who isn't a dosnchad, he's desperately coping with the fact that the future of footy belongs to the Hird/Robey/Caddy triumvirate.Accordingly, he'll choose any position that best suits the cope at that moment in time.
its the same as 2024 i try to tell him all year to slow his roll there is only pain aheadbut he persists in making smug comments about his swans
>>156567871tough choicemaybe gay because i'm probably less likely to act different
>>156567871what are they wearing?
>>156567864clubs can't afford something that costs half a mil to build alone the land cost (which would have to be in a good-ish area, can't be too rural) PLUS you'd want it to be accessible by trains etc
>>156567864>when, if ever, do you think an afl club will build their own stadium?Won't happen. Building stadiums is extremely expensive; that stadium is going to cost MU around £2 billion. There's never going to be an AFL team that can afford the costs of a stadium let alone justify spending it even if they were close.
>>156567919this (either gender)
why would afl clubs make their own stadiums, only joke bush league shit sports like nrlel and the epl need that to contain their worthless feral fuckwit fanbases. afl teams share stadiums which makes sense, and the afl itself owns a stadium which it chooses to licence shit out to.
>>156567871id just do it myself off a youtube video
>>156567943very conservative mindset. you will never be the ceo of a sporting body
>>156567943To annoy you
>>156567913basically thisit's not "seething" about the swans, it's just a dose of reality and to not be too overconfident lest you look like an idiot. just friendly advice, but they are too stupid to understand because they are cazzies.
>>156567988>>156567988
>>156567952very retarded mindset, you don't even have a job so don't tell me about my prospects you subhuman neet faggot. suburban stadiums only make sense if you are an absolute joke of a league with no attendance to worry about, otherwise it makes far more sense to only have a couple of venues to use and to make them as large as possible and in convenient locations like both marvel and the mcg, or adelaide oval.
>>156567943Most sporting leagues in the world arent majority concentrated in one single cityand sharing stadiums lacks soul
>>156567952yeah let me just make my org make more than the entire league combined magically lmao
>India to host historic first-ever foreign league match with first Big Bash clash in Decemberthe jeetification has begun
>>156567796what is tradie arse like ?
>>156567952Yes I fucking will cunt you don't know who I am, what I've been through and what I'll do to achieve my aims.
>>156568062Smelly and pooey. To tradies, standards and norms are more of a nuisance than something to take guidance from.I can't stop seeing the parallels between tradies and Indians now that it's been brought to my attention.
>>156567406Fucking zoomers in here think anyone older than 18 is a senior citizen
