>>156534785
I liked Metallica in the 80s and i like Metallica now.
I re-enrolled in college at 32 to finish my Bachelor's Degree so I can go to grad school. Most of the zoomers haven't even seen The Matrix...
>>156560689bet you're dumb as shit to boot
>>156560650Yuah
>>156560707not that it means much on its own but rocking a 3.93 so farare you okay in life bro? where's the random hostility coming from
>>156560689do they call you unc
>>156560732CANadians are p4p the most resentful posters in heem. Pay them no mind.
now you wanna hate meCAUSE HATE IS ALL THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN LATELY
i'm 31 and never had a job
>>156560761Nope. It's a top 50 school but has a lot of older students. There's one kid I've met who's 35. A bunch are like 24-28. Of course the majority are 18-23ish, though. No joke, a couple of kids have come up to me to shake my hand and tell me I've inspired them to take their studies more seriously lol
>>156560650Are you ready?Are you ready?ARE YOU READY?ARE YOU READEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>156560825>a couple of kids have come up to me to shake my hand and tell me I've inspired them to take their studies more seriously lolas a backhanded compliment or because you're showing them up?
let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit da...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>156560854thats right b, we dragged /box/ into deep waders. thats why they're dead and we're still here
they're using an AI ron perlman voice for the promos now
If the world is against the truth than I am against the world.
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/-QtoN9eKL7Y
>>156560801same hair
>>156560844I was an awful student the first time I was in college. I had like a 2.2 or something over almost 120 credits. I guess I was like a lot of folks on 4chan--no real direction, vague motivation but no discipline or action plan, self-resenting, etc.So this time around I've been hyper-engaged. That's rubbed off on some students, I guess. One girl told me she thought I was a know-it-all the first few weeks, but came to realize that I was just taking my education seriously and motivated her to ask more questions in class.One of the kids who came up to shake my hand told me I was the reason he considered double-majoring in Philosophy (I'm a STEM + Philosophy major) after having a lot of talks with me about bioethics. He's a hardworking, studious Korean kid from Chicago.I was honestly sort of embarrassed to go back because I felt behind the curve. I also thought it might be awkward because I'd be the odd one out in a group of mostly sheltered kids. But it's a serious school with serious kids, and I've gotten along with everyone just fine. I only wish I was younger because some of them have invited me to parties but there's no way I can do that lol
>>156560916Jesus Christ faggot go post your self fan fiction elsewhere
>>156560931I'm responding to a question. This is MMA related because many good fighters got late starts, such as Ciryl Gane, but still made it to the top. My story will hopefully be the academic equivalent of that.
>>156560916
>>156560931mindbroken smart but lazy zoomer
>>156560689Just saw this movie for the first time literally 2 days ago.It was mid
>>156560957ignore the haders, i was the one who asked. thanks for sharing
doo in college posting three sentence paragraphs like develop your voice bappa expand your thoughts is this a pop novella wtf
>>156560957Christ lad. I'd chin your ass so bad it's not even funny. Get help.
>>156560990No one on 4chan ever gets to me anymore. It's all good. I hope it was useful information. GL with whatever path you're on, anon.>>156560984Why do you think it was mid?
>>156560916And then everyone clapped
>>156561029I'm happy to answer questions if you have them.>>156561057I think people just enjoy seeing a comeback.
Matrix just doesn't hold up with the all time greats like Avengers and Obsession.
matrix is the midwit's masterpiece. babby's first thought experiment.
>>156561092Reloaded > Revolutions = Enter
>>156561101The matrix helped me figure out I was a trans lesbian
>>156561085sure b but post your asshole
ch ch ch check out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMsBHDoC51c
The Matrix always sucked it's just when you're 14 leather trench coats are cool.
was hiking today and saw this motherfucker staring me down. should've heemed him then and there
>>156561227check yourself for lyme
>>156560689>re enrolled >>156560825>shook my hand out of respect>>156560916>woah there
>>156561227No one takes his right hoove, youre lucky he didnt want the smoke.
>>156561227no ticks on me
>>156561283maybe youre the tick? chew on that bud
>>156561227check yourself for ligma
At what age does Jon Jones become beatable? Asking for DC
>>156561227you'll be hiking your way back to consciousness if you step in that octagon with me.
>>156561283>>156561301
It's going viral
step into that octagon known as life and share it with me for a lifetime - Pat Barry 2007
>>156561227what's wrong with his leg? he's got an open wound by his hoof
>>156561350What did Conor say
>>156561227You’re right next to a paved road and smart car. What are you doing hiding in the bushes? The neighborhood watch will be notified
>>156560650Fuck DanaFuck Conor
why doesn’t the ufc rank their 15 worst fighters per division and hold a tournament for them to be cut
>>156561340all good as long as she appears in the shadow realm as well
>>156561453Love Randy Miss Affliction
>>156561453Marry Hunter
Fuck GSP
fuck the ufc I only watch pfl
BREAKING: Conor McGregor arrested in the MGM Grand parking lot allegedly belligerent and high on cocaine, attempting to bumfuck a seeing eye dog
Nina and conor matches
>>156561537https://bjpenn.com/mcgregor-attempts-to-hinder-seeing-eye-dog>At this time the seeing eye dog has no comment on the matter and asks for their privacy while the matter is handled with the Las Vegas PD. Thank you Serious stuff, fight could be off.
>>156561576literally Heem Everyone Even Myselfbased Reem
>>156561576Heem Everyone Even Myself
Overheem
>getting paid to be the fucktoy of a saudi prince>clutches her pearls over being asked to do OF
>>156561665giving women a platform and rights was a mistake
>‘Naruto’ Movie Launches Global Casting Search to Find Actors to Play Live-Action Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura can adesanya get a cameo?
The day they open up the multisex division im knocking every single woman out
>>156561227>should've heemed him then and thereyou ducked a herbivore, i went life and death with the cantina zestGOD. we are not the same.
equal rights, equal fights
>>156560916That's good anon
shut up bitches
>open casting callfinna be trash
five rounds to you in three to me
keen an eye out for that kid named luke riley
ill take you to school in these streets
>>156561781da dood undefeated m8 fr fr no cap
OneFC Muay Thai is an objectively more entertaining spectacle than any UFC event has been for at least a decade and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
Max was eating a lot of straight lefts from Dustin...
>>156561880yeah I think people are counting Goobs out too easily. he can land on and hurt Max early
>>156561904I think the question is if he can finish if he hurts max because I doubt he's going out in 1 shot. I can see it being an ilia/justin situation.
>>156561956Max got dropped in at least 2 of the 3 fights he'd had at LW (Poirier 2, Gaethje). Oliveira was stunning him in every exchange. I don't remember if he got dropped or wobbled in Poirier 3 thoughConor is a better sniper than any of them early and Max is gonna fight him in a way that's favorable to Conor. I definitely see him getting knocked off his feet even if he doesn't end up on queer street. Idk if Conor can finish him but Max is not the best when he's hurt. he shells up and gets really defensive. he's not super dangerous when hurt unlike Poirier
>>1565620062 of the 4*
>>156562006gaethje and poirier hit hard. conlet does not.
I'm the nigga in the streets
Yeah Max is a speed bump on the way to the title deATH TO GAETHJELIFE TO THE MCGREGOR ERAFUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGERS hating you deserve death and earned an ass whoopin'POIRIERS BEEN RAPED IN JAIL AS OF THIS POST RN
I will be betting $20 on Conor.
>>156562147No. You won't. Nobody is dumb enough to bet on a 38 year old with 5 years of inactivity.
>>156562147good man>>156562217$20 is nothing u lil tick
>>156562233Post a video of you burning $20 right now. Because that's what betting on Conor is. And everyone knows it.
MUSLIMS ARE SO FUCKIN STUPID
>>156562217I just bet on a 38 year old man that got knocked out by Max Holloway b
>>156562147Ignore the jealous hatersKhabitch is next after Maxima gets sent to the afterlife
>>156562269you think andrew tate is stupid? yeah that's what I thought. shut the fuck up.
How cool is that
38 isnt old
>>156562430HES DUMB AS FUCK AND GAY TYPICAL MUSLIM
Nina with the the drama!
>>156562448Perfect for wearing while doing gay activity like watching UFC
>>156562267burned bigly
POWER SLAP > UFC BJJ > UFC
Big tom has spoken! Conor round 1 ko it is
>>156562536Bet*fucks a woman and leaves you high and dry*
>>156562532social skills of a wall nice work ordering grubhub retard >text me
let's fight
>>156562552you asked for proof, you got it. other anon is based for spending the equivalent of my food order on the mac
>house/apartment unit similar to a majority draw
presser in a mere 20 bings lads
>>156562585im not the other guy im just a dick. bus me for out $20 and ill fight you at the station
>>156562619I'd rather watch Clay Guida shower.
McGregor gonna beat him and they will fight in 10 years for the Zuffa Unified UNC Belt
Rumors circulating that izzy has left ckb after ulbeast cuvked him with that snowbunny after she sued
>>156562621I haven't fought anyone in like 15 years bro, why you actin like a homeless crackhead
>>156562636clay guida showering watch party
>>156562585I asked for a video you fat fucking freak
>>156562217talmabout gee es pee?
>>156562658as an alpha im big dog. I fight daily
imagine unironcaly watching the perssers
>>156562621lets go ese
Wake up? Fight exhaustion Work? Fight exhaustion Eat? Fight exhaustionSleep? Fight exhaustion Train? Embrace exhaustion to put it simply for you faggots I am your boogeyman
>>156562722good way to get killed (god forbid)
>>156562745Where are we going?
>>156562585great work killing that fuckin nerd harassing you
>>156562687you're gonna have to settle for a screenshot lil timmy
>>156562757I fight myself in the mirror. You tried that? Not so tough now huh
>>156562745don't do it OG
I'd question all of you sexuality but I know damn well none of you have had sex before.
What did /heem/ think of the movie Citizen Vigilante?
post video of you eating the eggrolls or you concede the argument. end of discussion.
>>156562829Lol
I only watch Bloodsport. All the tvs in my bathroom have ufc on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3yw_f9jomo
>>156562829food just got here. I hope you too can enjoy blowing 20 big ones on a succulent chinese meal one day
Conor's grappling is decent. Where did the meme come from that he's shit on the ground?
has anyone told Rob about condoms?
there was no eggroll video. not one of them eggrolls were et. THIS IS NOT OVAH.
on that bj penn diet
>>156562947Every time he loses he makes another kid.
>>156562947They call him the Reaper because he reaps what he sows, b.
>>156562947they all look a little retarded. Krylov will knock their dad out
omg omg the presser is live
>>156562951come over and you can have one b
da mac is bac
>>156563015
>>156562990This could be AI for all we know.
>>156563017
will anybody be brave enough to call irish guy (forgot his name sry, new to the sport) a rapist?
THEY CALL ME MYSTIC MAC, BECAUSE I SUCK STRANGE DONGS
>>156562947his one daughter got that benjamin button disease
why does this bum have belts in front of him?
He said it. We gon fine out sadaday nite
Gooby sounds motivated
$129.99 for Bobby Green hood nigga shorts
>>156563069Someone should drop a shovel on his head while he says that
does dee have a cuckqueen fetish?
>le double champ gimmick Max is putting conor over right?
Yeah Maxima is gonna get dicked down to death via MCDADDY DICKDOWNS STYLE
>>156563087a real nigga would steal them
Sorcerers don’t get knocked out.
>slow thread during a Conor presserthe spoid really killed /heem/ huh
Who revved him?
>Sorcerers don’t get knocked out. We choke on our daddy's BBC until we die
>>156563107
thought i left that /gif/ thread open for a min
Let's not forget that Cody "No Love" Garbrandt is fighting on this card fellas
>enter thread>guy having a meltylmao, i hope conor wins. his kid looked worried
>>156563130TOTAL SHATTY DEATH
damn man i wish there was soccer on right now
still a drawl b
Hollowgay
little evil holloway
>>156560916Good for you and all man, but the way you write about yourself is something that I recognize from when I was young and naive. You're seeing your own story in the third person and mythologizing it, it's fine to be your own advocate or have a positive view of yourself but don't let it get delusional, you're sounding a little manic.
>I am in my prime, now and forever.Fucking based.
Lil Evil.
Feels forced. Have to turn it off
we need some new webms bud
4.dew billion dollars
WE'RE SO BACK
>SGT. DENNIS A MENTALLY ILL BLONDE TRANNY 12 O' CLOCKcopy
Why is it so hard for these niggas to come up with good questions
>>156563197>weactually we need less
holy hell he's killing
That settles it, Conor's getting heemed
this is the best Gooby vibes since the early days. he might actually have pulled himself together bros
Yup too cringe. Also had to turn it off sadly.Gonna walk around my house to calm down
>>156563176ive tried this. we all have.
Oooooo
HOLY SHOOK
sataday nite we gon find out brudda
>>156563263He looks terrified
i feel it in the air. Max lost his chin and Conor is coming back with the MAC
thats not really a weird question. stop bullying.
He sounds like he’s gassing out from speaking. I have a bad feeling about this…
What does this prick find so fucking funny?
>>156563277its over for EVIL LIL MAX!
>>156562829
>>156560650It's all about the he say she say booulshit.I think you better quit, talking that shit, or you'll be leavin' with a fat lipIt's all about the he say she say bowlshit.I think you better quit, talking that shit, punkSo come 'n get it.
MAX STANDING HIS BASE
10-7 Conor
>>156563241>>156563233He is pure cringe, he's lost his aura.
goob trying to be inspirational volk... you're not that guy la
>>156563315He knows he’s getting pieced up and embarrassed
>>156563293its over for the little weasle
kill the dumbfucks asking gay dipshit questions
>>156563315>He is pure cringe, he's lost his aur-
his brain is fried I fear. the wit and the charm is long gone.
>hey [fighter]>how does it feel to be here?
>>156563336how much of it is india
conor isn't done if you listened to his guru interview you'd know he's a massive pothead and is still waving the fog away
saturday night
*crack* *sips* Goobs dusting off the classics
putting all of my savings on maxwew lad
>>156563348>are you looking past your opponent? >what does this mean for you?
>>156563348>i-i-im really really nervous
That stuffs it, betting the house on Max
the only time conor hasn't sounded washed is when he was invoking God... what does it mean?
>the incredible hok thinks max holloway will rush in and get caught with a cross >the incredible hoke also said he is a huge fan of both fighters >as am I
>Who's got the biggest WHAT?
>300k live viewersHEEM IS BACK!
>>156563359Back in the day, you lot used to get well butthurt about goobs and his antics, you'd start a thread with a list of the presser and end it 'oh, and connor said some shit again'.>>156563176>>156563244I didn't get close, how short does your gooch have to be, and your arsehole loose, to pull that off?
>>156563407Conor's just as popular yet /heem/ is slowshould tell you everything you need to know about the cancerous spoid
Max should be thankful he’s a good fighter because he is shit on the mic, you can even see McGregor look disappointed in Maxs attempts to trash talk
sataday nite we gon find out
>300k “viewers”>275k bots
I want the McGregor era back........ But he's clearly flushed..
>37>i'm in my prime
they should have asked benoit more questions
My prime won’t end til im 90
>>156563424you cant just post this picture of me with jones like that dude, not cool
>>156563292this prick again
>>156563431shut your ass up nigger. heard of yoel? couture? DC? shut up NIGGER. the mac is back baby.
name of qt?
>kick sponsor vestOh dear oh dear....
ninte island babeh less gooooo
>>156563452Jackson ;) Jon
gooby does have a real chance of beating Max though, he's a pull-counter specialist who likes to attack when his opponent enters range, and max is likes to stay out of range, explode in range with a combination and then move away with footworkserious chance gooby just catches max coming in
