Dodgers Panda EditionPrevious >>156525987
mariners :(
>>156562437
Cubs girls
>>156562458go for a brief walk bro
God Ohio is such a useless fucking stateYou had one job Cincinnati, one job
>>156562460How would a Palestinian feel if they saw this?
you are posting in a peru thread
>wincinnatinot
>>156562460the jews cursed my mariners
>>156562504yuck i didn't even notice #ewww
>>156562504>peruviANO
>>156562504you should've made the nu bro
>>156562530im in a meating with a fiesty lebbo woman
>>156562415Is it made with real panda?
>>156562460the tranny colors on the Palestine flag is comedy.
dodgers
>>156562551Is she a cubs girl?
My Stankees
>>156562567i swing like this and hit these
>>156562470Sex with her
no doogie doos today no basedball
>>156562567warmup for the derby
>>156562610>Her
>>156562589im scared to ask herlebbos are like crazy latinas but 10x worse
>>156562460
>>156562567>big mac landdo flyovers really?
Why is Seattle the gayest fucking city in America?
>>156562708it's not even close to san francisco, what are you talking about
>>156562691you can't even get a big mac there, it's fucking lame
>>156562415haha
>>156562691Do you not?
for me, it's the humble quarter pounder
>>156562691>>156562765stop insulting my culture
>>156562837just a patty?
>>156562837Are you McChickspie?
>>156562839but i just met 'er!
>>156562846
For me it's Dave's hot chicken
Mark McGwire smart ass*stuffs face with ravioli*
>>156562846I appreciate your culture
what lube do you guys use? i've been using astroglide but my new bull's schlong is juuuuust a bit too girthy for my hole
>>156562893god bless based Ronny
cub em tho
>>156562893*stands at attention*
>>156562916i am so stoned i started salivating at this
Aren't the Japs obsessed with Ronald?
>>156562943nah that's the colonel. they have statues of the colonel and shit
>>156562939yea, if only they looked that perfect when you bought them
>>156562943Yes, they beat off to a lot of clussy porn
>>156562964Those fuckers love eating KFC on Christmas.
only like 10% of these posts are baseball related -_-
>>156562970iktfb. the last wendy's i got genuinely looked like an anti-wendy's shitpoast come to life
>>156563000checked, also what having no Doyers playing does to a mf genny
post this bussy
>>156563000bro what was there to talk about?
>>156563000Did she not like her front row seats? Wtf is she mad about?
/mlb/ loves burger chat
>>156563132lil avocado oil on the grill grates, season em while they temp up, undercook em just a touch, dab o butter under the cheese, shut the grill for 90 seconds
uhhh Rangersbros..
>>156563171phwoar good post this
Grilled burgers this evening with the missus
they played this before right before resuming the broadcast one time + a lot of air time on LA jazz stationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd4sMlxMm2k
dodgertalk on right now for another 40mins or so
>>156563171Are they cast i-ron grilling grates?
>>156563290What do they talk about on dodgertalk?
>>156563131You know it's some absolutely dumb shit like not tagging her friend's dog in an insta post from a week ago
>>156563371Hotdogs
>>156562997Do you not?
>>156563371Whether they think Shohei is 7" or 8". The Dodger talks have gotten extremely mundane with everything going fine, it's mostly just injury updates at this point
>>156563454Well that’s silly he’s gotta be 6’2” at least if not more
>>156563290for me, its Dodgers Territory with Katie Woo
>>156563540
>>156562470Is this the famous Cubs girlie thats here in mlb genny every day win or lose?
Do you swing off a tee, anon?
>>156563564Kek the NAMBLA ep. Classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5LgrBik0Qg
>>156563569Yes I want someone to make a webm https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/tMRUgti2Vk
BrewGODS
what smells
Fish are the only good guys that have won today
>ahhhhh we must trade skubal ahhhhh must maximize valueFor what? A mediocre starter and some prospects? I am so sick of waiting years for prospects just to watch them fail to meet expectations. I would rather make the ALCS and lose than get more stupid prospects
>>156563662ask the ai faggot
>>156563718Ai is bad. That's why I am here
double PRRRRT
>>156563594Ai slop
skubal to the doyers
for me it's cowboy kent rollins
>>156563758>Retard can't tell what is or isn't AILol
>didnt get the 5 game sweep against the tardsIts over...
>>156563764I'd rather not
>>156563371Idk its in Spanish.
>>156563662>I want someone to make a webm
the rockies broadcast showed guys dressed like goku in the stands and the commentary said "are these guys troll dolls?"
>>156563714Skubal is a big market player, Detroit is not a big market.
>>156563780The bat does not make a natural motion at the end and the ball flies funny. It's AI. I know what's real Raj
>>156563818>im a cubsgirl >>156563819lel saw that
>>156563826Clearly he needs to be traded to Milwaukee then.
>>156563714tigers aren't even making the playoffs
what are the tools of the 5 tool player?
>>156563848The als shit enough they could
>>156563838You're retarded, and you let AI live rent free in your head.
>>156563818>mfw a cubs girl has entered the thread
>>156563662>>156563818
>>156563788best move is to get whatever you can for him. even in the unlikely scenario the Tigers make the 'offs you're probably going to have to make trades that will thin the farm even more for a tall task to make a deep run anyway. There's a pretty solid young core to build around for the future. moving Skubal is obviously the best chance to add to it.
>>156563856speedpowercontact"it" factorlove of the game
>>156563818>>156563895She is wife material
>>156563895sex...give it to me
The Padres suck, just let the Chinese buy this poverty franchise.
>>156563818>>156563895>this is who was girlcotting you earlier this season
>>156563770Now Son
>>156563958PLEASE do not post my leaked icloud pics here
>>156563958
>>156563958Delete this
>>156563945The Chinese Padres vs the Japanese Dodgers would be kino.
>"smoked" wings
>>156563895male
>>156563895Female
>>156564033are delicious
>>156564117>dude like this place just has VIBES bro
>>156563895ENHANCE
>>156563945Give Feliciano and Kwanza Jones some time they just bought the Padres in May man
nice Rangers that was a cheeky little bunt to set that up
>>156564138you can smoke your own wings anon, they sell them at the grocery store.
>>156563895>mfwitfcb
>>156563958saved
My dog shit ass Angels lose another series in the most predictable fashion.GG Rangers
>>156564188yea I thought the comeback was on there too bro
>>156564154new money with no background in the game probably doesn't bode well for them
dis nibba smokin wings
smoke thie bussy
>>156564219This is what they do. They build you up just to let you down.
>>156564024Yes, my nationalism—my *Yamato-damashii*—ignites.
I liked the Rox as a secondary team but they're young roster and broadcast booth is making me a legit fan
>>156564289yeah, they have a lot of energy. Drew Goodman used to be hideous in the booth, but years of beatdowns have mellowed him out.
>>156563945Shut the fuck up
>>1565643562 drinks
>>156564356>This is an 8 in San Diego>>156564287
PRRRT
>>156564366looks too much like Chris Penn
>>156564397i haven't had sex in nearly a year
>>156564356Would. And did actually. Many times.
>>156564367Good job—you're the fastest worker in the universe.Here is your reward.
>>156564367this is so obscenely gay
>>156564468you're living in the century of the yellow man
>>156564513sweetie, the doctor said you HAVE to take your 2nd pill every day, remember?
No Padres, I don't want kpop merch.
>>156564367Why does Chinese ohtani look more like ohtani than Japanese ohtani?
>>156564517but they give me brain fog and dull everything out
>>156564517(you) do what (you) gotta do to score a (you)
>>156564520you WILL buy the bugslop
>>1565644105 for me
>>156564520why not?
>>156563371they had mike sirota on because he's in the minor league all star game and also an interview with freeman and dino ebel. they should be on their youtube channel later
>>156564233>Owns a private equity firmOklahoma Padres 2036
The Rockies are unfixable
>>156564233>new money with no background in the gameIsn't that like 80% of pro sports team owners?
My Fishies swept the Ms today!
>>156564672Hasn’t San Diego suffered enough?
Not relocating.
>>156564692You will NEVER be them.
>west coastoid hours on /mlb/cringe and yikes
>>156564692those are chickens
>>156564686when it isn't nepo babies, usually. sometimes they bring on partners with a background in the game to have a minority stake.
>>156564692Anon those are cocks
>>156564674Just fire the manager again
>>156564736Magic Johnson got the sweetest gig to be the 2% minority stake owner in the Dodgers being the face of the soulless finance group they got bought by
Heard Dalton Rushing took a shot at /our/ Jomboy.
>>156564757they knew what they wanted to do and bringing in Stan Kasten was at the top of the list. Magic gives them local cred for people that kind of shit matters to and he's always been a wannabe business mogul.
>Looking like the Padres and DBacks will splitworks for LA
Well I’m Sometimes UpAnd I’m Sometimes DownComin For to Carry Me HomeSaint Louis BerdinalsComin For to Carry Me Home
>>156563600I'm a cubbiebro and I found it to be offensive
GG sneks Time to drink
Sneks win
>>156564848my grand mammy used to sing this to me
Padres can't even hit Paul Sewald. I sure do love they blow up yesterday with runs and gather 1 run. Blue Jay's series should tell me if they should sell or not.
That Rox game was fun until it got blown wide open
>>156564936its also make or break for the blue jays who are hot since we got our dragonmight gape the poodres if even springer and vladdy contribute
Has anyone played the new Backyard Baseball game?
>>156564957Same with my bussy tbqh
>>156564674i mean they had that stretch with the holliday core and then into the tulowitzki, arenado, blackmon core where they had competitive seasons and even some rather strong ones where they went deep into the postseason.but of course that was before the dodgers turned into what they've been the last however many years and when san diego wasn't spending money.it's hard when you pretty much can't sign free agent pitchers outside of guys who don't have many options.
>>156562437F
>>156564985No, but it looks fun
>>156565071based rushing. hes /our/ guy
>>156565071tell 'em, rushLET THEM KNOWAND GET IN A FIGHT NEXT GAME
>>156565099I can see him charging the mound. Hopefully it happens after Logan Webb beans him again.
>>156565071Jomboy won.
>>156565124He should do it the next time Ohtani ignores his pitch call
>>156564966I want to win against the bluejays but my spirit tells me we should lose so we don't sell salas for Skubal or some shit, and still miss the playoffs. Oddly weird the MLB sale hasn't been approved yet too, and stammen still being a lame Yes man, smiling like everything find and dandy.
bay witda baw dibang didang shiggy diggy digishot the boogeys and up jom the boyers
>>156565161omigosh!
Good job on the split Poodres/Dbags.
>>156565239ai slop
>>156565478Has AI mindbroken you low t unc fags so much you can't tell the difference between real life and AI?
>>156565511you failed the eye test
bodied that freak
>>156565525Can't believe the mlb is hiring jeets now, baka.>>156565573What freak? Only freaks here are cub""""""girls"""""""
>>156565511>>156565525There was a trend on twitter during this WC where people would AI shoop a pic of above average female looking fans into 10/10s with massive racks. The AI images were so good that it fooled pretty much everyone until someone posted the original. I'm not really sure what to make of the trend, except for that it's important to go outside and interact with real people more.
>>156565587Let’s take it easy on those cubbiegirls
>>156565634No, get off this website, faggot.
>>156565648I ain’t even gay
>>156565625seems unnecessary when aussies were in attendance
>>156565665Who is cummies?
>>156565648How is it gay to like a cubs girl? She’s a girl!
please, fuck my ass...
>>156565712jeet did the same thing last season-show up midstream and start trying to gatekeep for some reason.
Who would benefit alot for Morejon and Miller.
>>156565915dodgers
>>156565137he's learned that it's okay for pitchers to throw off-sheet when the time is right for it. he was trying to go by the book a little too much. they say yamamoto can be the opposite sometimes. when he tilts his head and gives smith a kind of a funny look, that's his way of saying>you sure about that pitch?
>>156565936
>>156565926I don't trust Dodgers.
>>156565985HOLY KEK
>>156565985Make it Chinese.
>>156565987They're one of the best places for pitchers to go to.
Where do whores go?
>>156566187Hell, just like Cubs girls and sports bettors
>>156566240And union representatives?
>>156566389mmm probably not, they have a small degree of separation from the sin
>>156566423gambling shit feels like it will be integrated within all the major sports for good now
>>156566527Yeah the money is wayyyyy too good and it's the perfect antidote for the league losing their cable deal money.The mass legalization of sports betting feels like legalizing alcohol in a society that it otherwise doesn't exist in, so odd.
i was watching one of the national broadcasts and they just show you the betting lines. i could just bet right then on any of those, right? it's why they show it, right? some of it is tempting
>>156566881You could be a millionaire by Monday morning. Easy.
https://archive.is/20260709233309/https://www.latimes.com/sports/dodgers/story/2026-07-09/dodgers-white-house-visit-trump-insult-to-fans>For a franchise built on a diverse, immigrant-heavy fan base, the Dodgers’ decision to visit President Trump at the White House — again — makes no sense.>The Dodgers simply cannot champion Jackie Robinson and LGBTQ+ inclusion while legitimizing Trump.I usually like Plaschkes contrarian BS but this is too cringe
my chadres had 2 good games then decided to suck again...
>>156565143the tigers have said they want controllable prospects who are near MLB level now and primarily on the pitching side, Salas while hitting in AA, is probably not near MLB as much as some fans like to act like he is.
>>156567433hush now poodre... it can be so much worse
please fill me to the brim...
>>156568305no, it's too early
gm
>>156568638
>manny machado is hitting .193, the worst he's ever done on his career>he's also hit 19 home runs>this is also the fastest he's hit 19 home runs in a season in his careerwhat a weird season, he seriously might end the year under .200 but with 40 dingers
>>156568898I miss the 90s/00s hitting averages where .270 was considered good for a hitter with some power and anything under like .240 was considered unacceptably bad unless you were a 50+hr guy. Under .200 would get you tarred and feathered (or sent down)
>The D-backs designated Pavin Smith for assignmenthave fun in Korea
>>156570699gm
>>156570899Did jazz chimpson really do that?? What a nigger
cum shitter kek
BAD morning
>>156571905gmyou'll be ok lad x
no day games today so no baybaw for another 9 hours
>>156571939
>>156571939>>156572102Oops, meant to add my sad metsiners frogs :(
My surgeon just made me a girl! A Cubs girl!
I am ready to give the cubs a chance
>Apple HeShe+fuck off
What the fuck is this Manfred? No games until the heat of the day, seriously?
>>156573386What is Pittsburgh like?
>>156571954I'm about to throw some ribs on the smoker. They will be done before the first beisbol game. It's over.
kek
>>156573410bags of sand
>>156573468are you making enough for everyone?
>>156573486Lol there's a pitcher that shits cum. Kek
>>156573540She's probably making pork ribs, not beef
>>156566240>Cubs girlsWhat's with Cubs girls? They seem like a specific brand of crazy.
>>156572543YWABARW (you will always be a real woman)
we love our cubbie maids
>>156573468I’m making blueberry jam with fresh picked blueberries
>>156573468Can't watch beisbol without ribbies lad.
>>156574102are you fruitspie?
>>156574268Just a jam :)
>>156573845Thank you so much!
>>156573486is this real?
junior caminero
>>156574929Yes, I was there
>>156574929Yes, he really shits cum
>>156574929m'fraid so m'lord
>>156569031is that not still how things are? people were citing cal raleigh's bad batting average (.247) last year as a reason he shouldn't win MVP (justifiably so) even though he hit 62 bombseverybody recognizes .193 is an awful batting average, but sending machado down would do literally nothing, just have to hope he pulls out of it
You guys are crazy! Completely nuts!
>>156575129It's not crazy if it works, that's what I said when I became I cubs girl
>>156575129my bad
pete crow armstrong>suck my dick, bitch!
when is baseball?
>>156575333who is this semen demon
kevin mcgoniglewhen was the last time a guy with his diminuitive size was good at baseball?altuve?
I hope the Marlins didn’t expend all their luck for the week if the English and/or Norwegians show up to the ballpark tonight
>>156574929Yep. It's an actual photo from a recent yanks game. I bought it from Getty.
Marlins? Interesting history when compared to a significantly older club.
So one of the guys from the gang bang I had last weekend says he just tested positive for AIDS. What do I do?
>cum shitter paint posted>everyone thinks it's funny>weird dissolving slopfrog posted>nobody thinks it's funnyGuys c'mon this isn't fair.
>>156575377this guy played in the phillies backyard and they didn't draft him
>>156575116you can't send machado down anyway. well, maybe if he agreed to it, which he never will because he's still hitting for power, has a good walk rate, and his strikeout rate isn't even bad (~22%).
tthis fucking guy bunts twice after 4.1 IP perfects, then bloops one behind 2nd base. hopefully gavin isn't mindbroken
yep. he's mindbroken.
>>156575897I love cum shitter kek and ai frogs
>>156575897kek it always generates seetheposting like this and the funny thing is the numbers are true
>>156576074Did you have the express written consent of Major League Baseball and the Cleveland Guardians to download this game?
>>156576298>the numbers are trueI thought it was a joke. The mariners are 16 years older as a franchise and not even ONE (1) AL pennant? That's looney tunes.
>>156575897Cum shitter kek
it’s his cummy shitty combo
Cum shitter shitting cum. Kek
>they actually have a player named cum shitter and he literally shits cum on the moundkekkini!
Hey @grok is there really a pitcher named Cum Shitter? Does he actually shit cum?
>>156576471No, the Yankees do not have a pitcher named "Cum Shitter," and no, nobody is shitting cum on the mound.This is a vulgar meme/joke from places like 4chan's /mlb/ board. It plays on the name of actual Yankees pitcher Cam Schlittler (pronounced roughly "Kam Shlit-ler"). In crude meme-speak, that gets twisted into "Cum Shitter," and the rest is just shitposting exaggeration for laughs.
>>156575897>stop posting the frog this is a mariners genny who cares if we've never been to a world series MODS DO SOMETHIGN
His name is Qum al-Shittari, chud.
>>156576569Achmed Rosario kek
He was named Cum Shitter but he took up the Islamic cause in solidarity with the Palestinian genocide.
>>156576536Your ai combined the milwaukee and seattle logos. Doesn't look bad.
@/mlb/ is this true?
my mariners may never win another game
>>156576683Not in Florida anyway.
>>156574294LeL! :)
>>156576760Lawl:D
>>156576355let's just say the next round of omelettes is on me, fellas
>>156576796rofl xD
>>156576593Thanks for the feedback. I am always improving.
>>156576922kek
Man is out here giving up three touchdowns every 9 inningshttps://www.mlb.com/player/hunter-greene-668881
teams for this feel?
>>156577279After all he's done for your people.... at least the REAL greatest ally will be represented.
>>156577423yankees
>>156577423the guardians have 1 black man in their entire 26 man roster
>>156577423Popesox'll stab ya!
>>156575350Juliette Lewis
>>156577528how do we fix this?
>>156576616I'm going to start studying and regurgitating these bullet points so I can fit in here
>>156578119Altuve needs to retire already
>>156578139Thank you.
>>156578080she was so hot in the 90s
>>156578483Sex was still cool back then...
>>156578168sensible chuckle
>>156578280
NEWS: The Twins, in the thick of the playoff race and looking to beef up their bullpen, are acquiring RH Tommy Nance from the Blue Jays, sources tell me and Peff
>>156578778cheese?
What’s Haaland’s literal skin color (not his race or ethnicity)?
do you're teams fans show this much fight?
>>156578842Hispaniola White
>>156578880As a cubs girl, I could beat all them up
BREAKING: Rookie standout JJ Wetherholt and the St. Louis Cardinals are in agreement on a long-term contract extension that will buy out multiple years of free agency, sources tell ESPN. Wetherholt, 23, has been tremendous and is the latest rookie to land a nine-figure contract.>t. Peff
>>156578932What does that mean?
>jays put a woman on the commentators deskwell, they got me for a half a year
>>156579951nobody likes it why do they do it?
>>156580015because canadians belong in concentration camps anon
Are there any women on the Twins broadcast team?
I have faith that blue jays will be back in the World Series
>>156579413chat is this true
>>156579486he's black
>>156579413>gay gay smegmapole
>>156578880Wth, that's not Dodger Stadium...
I thought Hitler would be unstoppable and not bullied but then he gave up five runs and now he's getting called cum shitter on here and my Yankees (Go Yankees) haven't recovered from this.
the twinsies accidentally gave us the WRONG ryan
>>156581635His skin color is not literally black.
>>156580104They have Recker
>>156583965Recker is a guy
Start gambling if you want to receive a thanks for the shekels video from your favorite baseball player.https://youtu.be/VZicSUHFPak
>>156583607black is a state of mind
>>156562470WTF the cubs girl was real?
gayron judge
>>156584529the guy apparently lost his home, and the police had to talk him out of anheroing also
>>156584612Yes and she has won our hearts. >>156563895
>>156584529>>156584857>this salute to our anheroes is brought to you by fanduel!>fanduel: make every moment more!
>>156583044What's worse that or judge possibly being out for the rest of the season?
>>156562415Are the Mariners the Cleveland Browns of the MLB?As a Mariners fan I think so. Maybe even worse, at least the Browns have won some kind of league championship (not the Super Bowl though).
>Ohtani skipping his pitching start tonight, will DH the DBacks series but sit-out the All Star gameFine by me. The Cy Young race is already out of hand. At this point it's all about the threepeat.
>>156585853I doubt Harper knew anything specific about the guy's story or how bad things were in his life. Fuck that degenerate but his family shouldn't suffer because of his behavior.
Why doesn't /mlb/ respect him, bros?
>>156586008@grok is this true?
>>156586015good. let him rest.
>>156586180Because he sucks. Hope this helps.
>not a top 10 hitter>not a top 10 pitcher>somehow has duped millions into believing he's the best player since Babe Ruthseriously, how the fuck did he do it? it's astonishing
>>156586607I like the sound he makes with his bat when he hits the ball hard
>>156586173I don’t think Harper knew the specifics but you don’t think it’s gay and lame that one of the MLBPA leaders is paid by a gambling company to record fan shoutouts that keep them gambling? Now that same MLBPA wants to ban player prop bets cause of the impact it’s having on their mental health?
>>156586607>thing: :|>thing, japan: =OThat's most of it plus the novelty of a 2 way player.
>>156586954I detest gambling being cross promoted and integrated alongside sports, but we've all seen this coming for a long time. I think we'll be seeing this kind of shit more regularly in the future. I don't put it on the athletes. I put it on the people behind the scenes pulling the strings. I'm sure we'll see athletes expressing their disgust about the gambling element be mocked or ostracized in the future, maybe even punished overtly.
>>156585853This is actually a good idea. MLB is eventually gonna run out of zog bots to hand a flag to for cooking burgers in the mess hall at fort bragg or drone striking a palestian refugee camp in their pajamas, they can start handing them out the widows and orphans of fandeuls biggest whales.
>>156587399Gambling has existed for a very long time. Why is this just happening now?
I knead an afillin'
>>156587604death throes of late stage capitalism
lil fella is seething at Israel again
>>156587615Are you a donut?
>>156587399>>156587604Gambling is a vice; vices shouldn't be promoted in a positive light. Enjoy it all you want but be aware of it's corrosive effects on society.
>death throes of late stage capitalism
>>156587754everyone knows that. many of us have participated or seen the objections to it. It's always ongoing for all the good it's done.
Whenever someone posts a shartyjak I immediately assume they’ve been baited like a retard and it almost never fails.
>>156587934Normalizing a vice is objectively bad for society. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying to get rid of it.We shouldn't normalize antisocial behavior and gambling falls under that umbrella.
>>156587925Blumpf is the state commie king residing over erosion of civil rights and efforts to have the government have ownership stakes in private companies. you know nothing about history or the actual current state of affairs.
>>156588138>Whenever someone posts a shartyjak I immediately assume they’ve been baited like a retard and it almost never fails.
>Blumpf is the state commie king residing over erosion of civil rights and efforts to have the government have ownership stakes in private companies. you know nothing about history or the actual current state of affairs.
This is the baseball genny lil fellas take the brownoid seething back to bluecry
>>156587604A few years ago the supreme court said that the law confining gambling to just new jersey and nevada was unconstitutional. After that it became legal to gamble on your telephone in virtually every state. Obviously it's a lot easier to gamble now that you don't have to go to an indian casino or vegas.
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>156588503your memes are weak and aren't going to make your life materially better in any way.>>156588627fuck you, pseud.
kek spain did it again
>>156589030european mexico wins again
>>156589030>named Holland>plays for Norwaylmao nice “sport” you got there
>>156589285bueno
>>156589030I'm a girl, a Spanish girl!
>>156586006We won the division championship three times so yeah pretty much. Probably gonna have an 80 win season.
>>156589500it is shocking how bad the AL is
Who's ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game?
Cum shitter kek
>>156589740Whomst?
>>156589800M'lad he's a chap whomst shits cum
>>156589603It's not that the AL is bad, the Yankees just make everyone look that way
>>156590104He shits cum upon thee olde mound?
>>156590226The Marlins have a better record than the Yankees rn
>>156590444The only hope for the M's is a Legumina classic.
>>156590444>Marlins>relevant
>>156588673There were also some weird NFL parlay bets allowed in Delaware iirc
>>156590444they also have more legitimate championships
>>156591051Why are any of our titles not legit? Because you're a beta bitch?
>>156591137because most of them were "won" in the 1800s when there were 4 teams and no one knew how to play
Marlins being used as a pawn in the ALspie wars :(
Do not respond to schizo name fag
>>156591293Always have
lol, been trucking on the i-95 corridor the whole week, theyre still obsessed with the yankees, cum shitter fag committed suicide tho.
>>156591874let those truckers roll
>>156585943Getting called cum shitter.
>>156591931hell yea
>>156591874The yankees pitcher who shits cum committed suicide?
Faget
>>156592026you have brain rot
Cum Shitter kek
>>156591874>>156591931We've never had a Truck power ranking>Peterbilt>Freightliner>Western Star>International
>>156591262Not our fault Baseball didn't exist until 1923
why is there no baseball
>>156592107I prefer Tonka
>>15658660710Ks 3 home runs in the same game
>>156592423We all prefer Tonka, fampai
>>156592269dodgers today. don't worry
>>156592423>>156592107this is a Mack genny
What the FUCK are my jays going to do now without our low leverage demon Tommy Nance
>>156592423great post
>>156586607Here's your >(You)
>>156592655Jays are sellers at the All Star break. Might as well cherish your guy before be gets traded.
shohei to miss the ASG with bitchitis
bros there's a 6/10 latina at work who I think is into me. she told me she really likes my personality and had like a 1 hour heart to heart with my today about her future and was fishing for compliments. if she lost some weight, she could be an 8/10how bad of an idea would it be to make something happen even though workplace relations are almost always doomed? we're both white collar salariedthis is /mlb/ related because a baseball player fucking FO staff creates locker room friction
>>156590617I think this shit started in Wilmington, DE, more or less. All the major banks used to be headquartered there and have since moved to Charlotte, NC.
>>156592839strike while the iron is hot. table concerns to the future where regret sets in.
>>156592839Sit together during your lunch break
>>156592827plenty of other shitters will be there for you to ogle at
>>156586180JJ wetherholt is way better than he is (even though he's playing pretty good)guys that cant hit for power will never get respect in this day and age
>>156592839get her fired for sexual harassment and sue your employer
>>156592839I fucked her
>>156592827Member when you people chanted we dont need you at Shohei?
>>156593058>can't hit for power>7 HR in 200 PAs while adjusting to the league>20+ HR pace, GG CF defense, 40+ SB potential, .360+ OBP skills
If you willingly have sex with any woman below a 8/10 you are directly responsible for hoeflation and should be put to death
>>15659312320 HR pace is not a power hitter
>>156593118I'm ready for another Stankee jinx for so I can keep laughing at your ass for how cocky you have been since last year
>>156593183>>156593062>>156593034>>156593004for reference this chick looks like a slightly chubbier and more artsy keisha grey. definitely 8/10 material if she took care of her body. i'm skinnyfat as well so i can't be too hypocritical here
>>156593219bruh JJ Wetherholt is at the same pace if not slightly below it while playing a less premium position
>>156593183I fuck uggos and fatties even though I’m decent looking and in good shape because it’s fun to make life harder for incels though.
BREAKING NEWS
>>156593317This nigga called it >>156561965
Pfma
>>156593183I am having sex with a solid 7 against my will
>>156593229when I was 25-26 I spent a lot of time hanging out with a friend who lived with his sister and brother-in-law. The brother-in-law had a daughter from a previous relationship who was 13-14 and she was really into me. I had tacit permission from the family to do what I wanted and it was very weird. It was very tempting because she was cute and lithe but I'm not the type to get involved in that sort of thing. Years later I talked to my friend on the phone, and he told me the girl had gotten married and had ballooned into a 200 pound plus gordita with 3 or 4 kids. That was before she reached her 30th birthday.
>>156593221We own one Maryland team and it's time to sweep another beginning with Weathers' perfect game tonight. Enjoy missing the playoffs bawstunfag
>>156593495anon I see what you're trying to say but1) I'm not trying to marry her2) why the fuck are you admitting that you had thoughts about sexually violating a 13 year old while you were 26
>>156593083shut up
>>156593495latinx culture is fascinating
>>156593545to your second point everyone would have those thoughts if they were in that situation. it was nothing I encouraged.
>>156584423
Ohtani is DUCKING the Diamonbacks.
>>156593602>everyone has thoughts about fucking their 13 year old niecenah m8 that’s actually not very common
>>156593602>>156593495
>>156593317Thats pretty cool, i would've thought they would wait a day or two to see how he was feeling. But im excited to see him in it.
Murakameme is gonna hit only 5 at the Derby and that's it.
this general is better when the yankminican is here*facts pepe*
>>156593695you're illiterate. she wasn't my niece.>>156593724you need to see what the real world is like outside of your cellar.
>>156593810still better than how Jazz did last year kek!
>>156593882brother, you cannot justify having sexual thoughts about prepubescent girls. also, this place has been a honeypot for over a decade. I can't believe you'd put this shit in writing. GL out there
>>156578827>hot stove>turns on oven Kys
>>156593937young girls have flirted with older males since the beginning of time. Many of those males don't do anything about it though they might wonder about it might be like. Recounting the experience years later isn't a thought crime. you're way too paaranoid.
>>156593572wE dOnT nEeD yOu And then you choked Game 6 and 7 at home
Kek saw a roastie foid cunt out in public
if you don't have a no fat bitches policy, you're hopless
>>156593882Ahh it was your friend’s 13 year old niece, yeah that makes it way more normal
>>156594274you're not communicating with any sort of moral authority. you're just a dolt.
>no campy or croney today when both of them have been great hitters since coming back from injuryWhat, do they think Justin Bieber will give Jase Bowen his first career home run or something?
let's play baw
>>1565943978 more bings m'lord
it's time to duel, philthiesit was a good series last season
>mest game delayed until 7:50What am I supposed to do with my evening now
Chili cheese dog or ball park hot dog?
>>156594582have a nice jerk sesh. 20+ min
>>156594582
>>156594649>>156594649>>156594649new
>>156594582>>156594635apparently the red sawks were stuck in chicago all night and only got to new york like an hour ago
The Weather isn't ready for Ryan Weathers' perfect game
>>156594721oh the excuses
>>156594778what did xhe mean by this?
>>156594798
>>156594347esl moment
>tfw NBC is showing the futures game Sunday afternoon but Skenes-Misiorowski on NBCSN
Talk more about your friend's daughter please. Did she call you uncle?
>>156594864okay Karen
>>156594880*Karens
>>156594501>prince fielder, 2012 (colorized)
sit the FUCK down!!!
