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What did she mean by this?
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hes rich so all you have to be a womanizer is be a millionaire
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>>156567315
>just be 6'5, millionaire and the top 3 greatest football player alive right now silly little incel boy
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>>156567315
who gives a fuck
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>>156567315
I never saw foids say this for Harry Kane after all the football tragedies and trials he had to go through
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>>156567386
>top 3 greatest football player alive right now
kek no
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Hes rich, famous, and athletic. No shit roasties like him. Hell even my wife roots for Norway exclusively for him.
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>>156567315
What does healthy masculinity mean?
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>>156567414
>he doesnt care about my past
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>>156567414
>he doesn't care about my past and me going clubbing in skimpy clothes every Friday
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>>156567414
Natural chad, no looksmaxxing
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>>156567315
just be rich and famous and new hyped person in the media.
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I don't care about what retarded and mentally ill americans on twitter are saying !
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>>156567414
Fuck knows
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>>156567386
Top 10.
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>>156567315

I think pro footballers are trans. Globohomo is insane.
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>>156567315
He's ugly, but his energy is attractive... or so I would say if I was gay
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>>156567403
Kane's a bit of a diver
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>>156567315
women are amazing; they use all sorts of words and never say anything important or noteworthy
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>>156567414
Non virgin here

Western women have reached total social domination which means they are the ones to set the boundaries for relationshits. You see, men and women aren't naturally compatible like you read in your romance animes. We have distinct needs and views of what makes up a good relationship. The ideal version for a man is basically not seeing his wife for anything but some hours at night when he comes home to a meal, comfort and sex. For the woman it is the opposite where you hang out basically 24/7 and you spend your weekend nights watching "love is blind" with her in the sofa and listening to her yapping. Historically men have had the upper hand which is why men would be at work and the pub all day only to come home to the bitch to fuck her. Now since women have the upper hand men have to be "non-toxic" (i.e do everything she says) to have a chance. The problem is that when a man does this she automatically loses sexual attraction as women are sick freaks who also want to be abused sexually. To combine these 2 things that the heart and pussy desire it only works if the man is a GIGACHAD. Haaland represents this as 2 meter tall athlete who is le wholesome. The average guy doesn't stand a chance though.
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>>156567315
They don’t know he’s a chud
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>>156567650
Your brain is severely rotted
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He acts like a caveman, that's what women like.
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>>156567412
It's so pathetic how these people are viscerally infatuated with the White Viking, but they will deny on their mother's grave that they are "racist".
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>>156567403
Kane looks like an inbred retard.
Haaland looks like a goober.
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>>156567700
Nobody wants to watch love island with you or listen to your fucking tiktok of your "outfit of the day" or hear you yap about how bad capitalism is you stupid fucking bitch
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>>156567778
>listen to your fucking tiktok of your "outfit of the day"
some of the start from the bra & panties so those are alri
source: trust me
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BUU came back in good guy form as Haaland just like Goku wanted
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a walking 6'5 flag for healthy heightulinity
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>>156567700
Be honest, you'd post that under a memeflag if this board had them
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He's just tall and young that's literally it.
They all used to crush on ronaldo before he got old, when speed is in his 40 they're gonna find some foid saying he raped her and the're all talk about how he's toxic masculinity now.
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>>156567843
I meant haaland
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Tall, manly, rich and a goofy personality. Like the golden retriever type they talk about
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>>156567650
>>156567700
He is right to some extent
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>>156567315
>green flag
Ok, you millennial hag. Haaland would never date you.
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>>156567650
I’ve never seen such an accurate take on 4chan
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>>156567411
kek yes
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>>156567650
Not really. I want to sexually abuse women. When i tell them this they don't react well.
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>>156567843
Yeah no only guys liked Ronaldo. He has zero sex appeal to women because they know hes gay
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>>156567650
Do goyim really believe this?
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>>156567892
You dont live in a western country so you wont understand
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Do you think Lamine Yamal and Vini JR would get any pussy or attention from women if they weren’t famous?
Famous men give women a sense of security because if your bf fucks up everyone on the planet knows who he is.
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do we really need to see retarded foid opinions on here
the answer is no
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>>156567852
This is the answer. The fame and wealth and height are what got him noticed by women in the first place. But it's his face and personality that make women think he's some Grug who's too dumb to ask too many questions or notice too much.
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>>156567852
Haaland is not exactly like a golden retriever. He's not that easily excited.
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>>156567386
>>156567411
>>156567876
olise kvara mbrap dembele
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>>156567946
He is for football
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>>156567650
>Non virgin here
stopped reading there
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>>156567414
It means being a cuck that no woman wants
Don't listen to women
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I think I can support Norway now.
There are so many incels seething about Haaland, such that they are sufficiently contrarian.
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>>156567650
>love is blind
Fun fact: the main actress has never dated a ricecel. She has only ever dated tall white men.
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>>156567843
also this grug multi millionaire international sportsman who is leading the rowboat celebration is ugly enough for them that they still think they are out of his league and he would throw himself at them given the chance
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>>156567700
is the self glazing that necessary rabbi?
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>>156567414
Being a better man
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>>156567650
>let the chudcel tell you how women think
Nope
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>>156567650
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>>156567650
TRUKE
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>>156567778
>>156567650
based
unironically fucking based
I hope immigrants bash in the skulls of these cattle
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>>156567315
Millionair athlete thats mono focused on one thing and eats raw meat
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>>156567650
People incapable of realizing this by themselves should unironically kill themselves, it's the basic truth of the world we live in
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>>156567843
Im tall and young. I think it probably has something more to do with being 800k a week media darling
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>>156567778
my wife and I watch love island (uk) together
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Was out at the hospital yesterday getting my lip stitched up and had some random pajeeta nurse call me cute. Would she have said the same thing to Haaland? Doubt it. Yeah, I know it’s a Jeet, but still, these footballers mostly look like dogshit and only get women cuz of money. Haaland, Kane, Gordon, Yamal are all shit tier mongs. Even Mbappe looks goofy as fuck.
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>>156567315
>Jose Famaria Pedersen
wtf kind of name is that?
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>>156567414
typically, it means worshipping women and being fine with gynocracy, women supremacy and women being in charge of everything, men being discriminated everywhere and not getting to have standards in dating.
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>>156567412
would she cuck you with him?
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>>156567414
being blonde blue eyed 195cm tall and millionaire.
Git gud
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>>156567315
So bored of normies latching onto Haaland as a safe meme guy. Whilst it's unfair to say he's worse than Kane as they're different types of striker, he is worse Kane and I hope they get pulled apart by a Tuchel masterplan to ruin their fetish
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>>156567947
Nice of you to list your wife's boyfriends but what does that have to do with Haaland?
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>>156567315
It just means he's tall and wealthy
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>>156569214
>had some random pajeeta nurse call me cute
Imagine if a male nurse called a female patient cute
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>>156567947
>kvara
You thought you could just sneak that in there didn't you, you little brownoid
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>>156567650
This only is a problem is you are geniune social trash.
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>>156569299
Wilson Jose detected.
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>>156569361
>tf
>calling others brown
post skin
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>>156569412
If your gf forces you to watch slop on tv for most of your free time then you're a bit of a cuck
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>>156567700
He is absolutely right. Man's ideal GF would be a girl that doesn't bother him, is nice and laughs at his jokes, wants to do nothing but play video games stay at home and fuck. Thats it. The ideal woman is one that basically won't impede the mans life and doesn't bring much trouble. The man for the most part doesn't care if the woman likes the same things as him, thats what he has friends for, doesnt really care for talking every night and would have two lawn chairs as furniture and bare walls.

Women ideal BF would be someone that takes them out to some shitty restaurant every single weekend, always having to go outside and be out spending money every weekend, watching some shitty show together, having to talk every night about their feelings, share common interests, clutter up the house with a bunch of bullshit and furniture. The complete opposite of a mans ideal gf.

For a man, its
>bitch dont bug me, btw lets fuck later
For a woman its
>OMG please bug me, lets do this this this and this and this!
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>>156567414
healthy masculinity = guys i like
toxic masculinity = guys i don't like
what's so hard to understand, sweety?
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>>156569466
that's all pretty hollow
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>>156567650
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Every 5cm beyond 175cm add +1 point to the attractiveness scale for women

As in if you were a 5/10 but you're 190cm they rtate you as an 8/10
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>>156569662
The cut off is 6'7, once you go past that you're a freak
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>>156569579
Men and women are hardwired differently
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>>156567315
It means he has good PR team
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>a walking green flag for healthy masculinity
I fucking hate women
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>>156567414
Don't pay attention to anything women say.
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Just wait until they see him get mogged by Dan Burn instantly they’ll get the ICK and lose all attraction to the Norwegian orc
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>>156567315
She means that he is an elite athlete 6'5 multi millionaire chad, with peak male physique, extreme popularity and a pleasant persionality. His face is slightly goofy so she uses that as an excuse to feel good for openly lusting about him without feeling shallow.

>tee hee see, I like all kind of guys! look at his silly face! I still like him though :)
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>>156567650
You are overthinking it, he is just fun Chad, that's it
Women like fun men, if they are Chads even better
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>>156569458
How about forcing her to watch good stuff instead? I made her watch the sopranos.
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>>156567650
>this is what terminally online chuds actually believe
Bro you can just get a good wife who likes you doing things and also doing things with you. One who shares a vision of the future with you. Maybe consider that she is a person just as much as you are and stop hatebonering yourself through life.
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>>156570208
>anthropomorphizing women
yikes
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>>156570208
Yeah how?
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>>156567650
incredibly based, confirmed now that the germshit redditors are fired up
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>>156567315
Women only found he existed 2 weeks ago but they know he is the perfect model of a man. Just be tall and women will project the rest onto you.
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>>156570252
Talk to one
>>156570255
I have not been on reddit once and I genuinely do not get 4chans obsession with it
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https://www.youtube.com/@hoe_math

this is a great channel on how modern roasties work, a lot of people here should watch

it also explains cucks really well like that faggot german above
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>it's another episode of incel chuds pretending they know shit about stuff they only experienced through xitter posts
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Why does nobody play for where they're actually from these days
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>doesn't watch anything just lashes out in anger
kek, yea faggots do that a lot
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>>156567414
Being a slave golem who serves women 24/7 without pursuing any of your own desires
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>>156570208
>>156569466 is right. Societal norms have turned women into opportunists. They dont pick a guy because they're attracted to him, they pick a guy who can fulfull their quota of "life good" which is usually financial security, a free home, big dick to ride and then most other nitpicks anon has mentioned. They dont look men as unique individuals that they might love and treasure, they look at men as assets where only the best possible one matters and all others are smelly doodoo heads. Now granted, there are exceptions to the rule, but thats about it, exceptions. Some people have insane luck and find a nearly perfect partner while others are living out pic related.
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>>156570382
Skill issue
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>>156570141
The fun men get worn down in a relationship. The men she perceives as fun and stay that way to her are ones that she's only with for a few nights at most
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>>156567315
The moment a guy gets popular women cream themselves over him.
>Actually, we always loved men with retard faces
>OMG if I could only have a bf who played XBOX with his friends...
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>>156570351
Hes not English. Nor is saka. Nor is Guehi
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>>156570343
i have 37 years of khvness as my source
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>>156570521
>Nor is saka

>born in london
>went to school in london
>speaks english with an english accent
>practicing christian
try touching grass you incel freak
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>>156567414
The equivalent of this situation
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I have incel threads fatigue
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>>156567315
Women commenting on what is or is not healthy masculinity should be shot
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>>156569714
women dont see you as an unfuckable freak if youre over 6'7. however there IS greatly diminishing returns after a certain height where being even more tall stops adding so much value to the man.
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>>156570305
reminder to watch this guys video if you're an incel or are mad at incels
especially the guys that are mad at incels most of you are complete losers and could learn how the world works
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why modern cant like a white man without being weird?
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>>156567330
fpbp
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>Multimillionaire
>6'5
>professional athelete

>um this is healthy masculinity
It's insane how women just DESPISE the avg man
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>>156568181
>ARES! MAKE ME A BETTER MAN AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
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Basically she means he's clean shaved with naturally thin facial hair follicles anyway, has long hair, and is friendly

If he was the exact same guy with the same personality but he had Neymar's hair and some facial hair or some strong five o clock shadow women wouldn't be slurping him remotely so hard
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>>156571141
Baldness is a curse but lets not pretend its the number #1 issue for most men
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>>156567947
kavara and dumbells aren't top 3. Top even top 5.
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>>156571141
Btw agreed on skin clarity, its one of the more underrated aspects of looks
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>>156570877
>Women commenting should be shot
ftfy
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>>156567414
It means he's on £500,000 a week
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>>156567315
He's athletic and an elite player, but also humble and funny
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Healthy masculinity is not interacting with women.
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>>156569942
kek
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>>156571162
Women do like long hair though, plus most women who aren't blonde dye their hair blonde so maybe that's subconsciously a factor too. I'm just saying there's plenty of athletes who act similar to Haaland, are tall, but they go unnoticed by women because clean face with no stubble = fun goofy friendly guy.
Then there's guys who can grow thick beards, they can shave their face in three different directions where it's smooth to the touch, but their face still looks like grey five o clock shadow, and that guy to the women is "toxic masculinity and the ick".
All those guys are going to get some women regardless because they're rich famous athletes, but only the guy with a babyface who's silly is going to get women turning them into "kpop idols"
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>>156571162
>tfw short (5'7 aka 174) AND bald
it's fucking over for me, it has been for a long time
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>>156571178
Yeah I wear a beard, but one time I experimented since I didn't see my face shaven in years. And I realized it's actually impossible to get the face looking "clean" because of all the beard hair follicles
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>>156571250
174 is 5'8.5"
If you're 5'7", it's 170
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>>156571299
It's still over.
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>>156571250
bro
im 166cm
in flag
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>>156571250
Just get jacked bro
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>>156567650
based sociologist
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>>156571313
Yeah, it's over but there's a huge difference between 169 and 170
Both are definitely manlet tier in Europe, but every 160 something turbomanlet desperately tries to claim they're 170, Putin and Zelensky too
Pretty much anywhere outside Europe, 170 isn't seen as manlet territory, while 169 gets treated as manlet
Probably the biggest 1cm difference in perception
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>>156567414
it means that he has money, hair and it is tall, you can shag any fem with just one of these, just figure the 3.
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>>156571463
Being sub 6ft in the US is seen as a manlet. 5'11 and 5'10 can lie as women are stupid though, but being "that" short I can't lie about being tall.
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>>156567996
He looked he didn't care when he scored. That's not golden retriever. Taremi's retard celebration of the disallowed goal was golden retriever.
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>>156569942
Dan Burn won't play.
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>>156571355
And you're actually dutch? 166cm shouldn't exist in your country unless you're an immigrant.
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>>156567414
Throwing the ball at Gabriel's head and saying "stay humble, eh" to Arteta.
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>>156567315
Who cares? You don't listen to children when they talk complete bollocks, you should be treating women the same.
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>>156567877
Probably because you are not handsome
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>>156567947
Hes already breaking records and will continue to do so.
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>>156567650
Bruh you're definitely a virgin
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>>156571698
Swedish women are easy.
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>>156567650
based, time to return to no women in workplaces and illegal divorces
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>>156567315
>>156567414
>tall and muscular but not a roid freak with tribals
>wealthy but doesn't show off with sport cars and mcmansions
>playfully competitive but not aggressive like he has to prove himself constantly

>>156567650
Lot of truth here but there's a simple answer even if you're not a chad.
>be passionate about something that's kinda manly and involves a social circle like sports or music
>find a reasonable amount of time to give to her
>be dominant in bed
Also many women enjoy their free time more than you think.

>t. 3 digits sex partners and now married for 10 years
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>>156570145
>the sopranos
you need to go back
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>>156567650
We can close the internets now.
Thanks, Sven, for this tragic yet accurate descriptipn of nowadays hell for the mid man
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>>156570703
Cool let me fly that plane, my qualification is 32 years of not flying planes
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>>156567315
Liberals think of Scandinavia as a Marxist utopia of unlimited abortions and gibs
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>>156567414
The opposite of this board, basically.
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>>156571823
sorry you are not allowed to fly the plane because theres a minimum height and minimum jaw angle requirement
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>>156571844
Dubs dont lie
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>>156571792
nigga
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>>156567414
Being a himbo chad
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>>156572008
Please, leave the 4 channel immediately
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>>156570208
GIVE ME THAT NOGGER
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>>156572008
>stupida fucking show
yeah anything but reading
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>>156571792
Look at this Gabagool ova here
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>>156567315
dont care what women think
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>>156571883
I have a gf despite being poor and manlet (175cm dwarf)
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>>156572124
>poor and manlet
thats called 'normal' in italy
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>>156570208
I tried just that several times.it never worked
Maybe my autism is to blame more than fems? Idk/I dont care at this point because I will never try again.
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>>156572139
Then it would be easy for you to get some by moving here
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>>156572057
>>156572071
fucking queers
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>>156570305
bump
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>>156572168
you oughta know sweetie
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Incel thread
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>>156572168
>fucking queers
No need to tell us your main goal in life, fake Texas
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>>156567414
Having a beautiful perfect cock!
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>>156570042
Jesus, stfu you incel
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>>156567403
Kkkkkkkk
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>>156572229
>>156572177
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>>156572258
this guy is every american when a black male shows up at his doorstep right?
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>>156572284
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>>156571790
>3 digits sex partners
Assuming that's true. How?
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>>156567386
Don't forget blonde and blue eyes
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>>156572348
Im on those numbers too. Good looks and luck in life. Sadly autism always prevails.
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>>156567650
Women don’t want to be sexually assaulted. They don’t want sex at all. They want to be totally sterile. The get horny for like 3 days a month and even then it’s only if they aren’t on hormonal birth control which is 80% of foids.
You’re talking about the maybe 5-15% of nypmhos who were raped as 9 year olds by a neighbor or uncle and now have deranged fetishes where they only get off to some coercive situation that simulates that formative sexual experience.
The biggest threat to a woman’s life and her health is pregnancy and childbirth. They can easily sate their desire for love and nurturing with a cat or dog “fur baby” and giving handouts to coal black gorilla nigga “refugees”.
They only care about men as far as society views obtaining the affection of a male(specifically through marriage and a very expensive wedding and engagement ring) as aspirational. Same goes for sex. They have sex with men so they can let their friends know that they are having sex with men. They do it because it makes THEM feel desirable. They don’t desire sex in and of itself. At least not the way men do.
They desire chocolate cake the way men desire sex.
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>>156567414
I think it means being big and strong and little dangerous, but very clearly not going to ever abuse that power.
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>>156567393
Your wife.
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>>156572369
That's not a plus. Maybe in indonesia
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>>156567315
Women have no idea what masculinity is, so any comments about it should swiftly be ignored.
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>>156570141
Yes incels are totally unaware of this aspect.
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>>156567852
and will destroy her in bed thats it and be overly peotective
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>>156567650
>"Non virgin here"
>that post
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>>156571494
Women think 5’9” is 6’ cause men all lie about their height
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>>156567650
I have NEVER met a single woman without deep-seated rape fantasies. They all want to be choked.

They really are sick fucks.
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>>156567882
Beyonce tried to fuck him but CHADnaldo refused because she's black so she started spreading the gay rumour out of spite.
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>>156572955
You can't bullshit from 5'7 tho
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>>156569214
Gordon looks like an 11th century nobleman
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>>156569942
Dan "the wall titan" Burn
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>>156570820
Christcuckholdry doesn't mean shit, golem lel
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>>156570305
Based Hoe Math knower
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>>156567808
Kek
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>>156570820
Simply cant be English with a name like Bukayo Saka. Sorry to break it to you. He has a specific london wog accent not an English accent
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>kazajistan OP
Shut up and listen, the legendary incel is speaking
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>>156567414
Healthy masculinity = inoffensive, safe, unintimidating.
The type women say they like,
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>>156572689
Everywhere but this piece of shit women-traitor continent.
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>>156573224
based lad
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>>156573123
Guys who are 5’6-5’8” claim 5’11”
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>>156570208
I've never in my life met a woman who meets this criteria, and I've dated around a decent amount. The swede is right.

You're lucky if you caught a unicorn who doesn't see you as her personal jester and manservant. Most women, at least in the USA, believe firmly in gender roles and expectations for men, but do not believe women have any obligations in a relationship at all.
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>>156567315
healthy masculinity = a man who plays the role of a man without being a chud
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>>156572526
>Women don’t want to be sexually assaulted. They don’t want sex at all. They want to be totally sterile. The get horny for like 3 days a month and even then it’s only if they aren’t on hormonal birth control which is 80% of foids.
>You’re talking about the maybe 5-15% of nypmhos who were raped as 9 year olds by a neighbor or uncle


So basically you be saying.....that the only way to make women like sex is to.....
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>>156567552
It's okay to be gay for haaland so don't worry
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>>156572985
That's because while we live in a civilized society, their instincts are still stuck in the stone age years. Back then, acting animalistic, imposing your will by force and taking whatever you want with no fucks given was alpha male behavior, and rape is part of that package.
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>>156567315
I can't blame women for wanting this guy when I would smash the hell out of his sister.
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>>156572057
>Please, leave the 4 channel immediately
NO
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>>156567650
>The ideal version for a man is basically not seeing his wife for anything but some hours at night when he comes home to a meal, comfort and sex.

>Men's natural desire is for the "tradition" created by modernite factory schedules where you are away from your property and family 12 hours a day in order to work to make someone else rich.

kek

No thanks modernite.
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>>156567315
Between Haaland and Raccoon Girl from the Olympics, it tells me everything I need to learn. Aura is everything. If you aren't auramaxxing, you're not going to get any action.

>>156567403
Kane has no aura.
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>>156574095
It's crazy, I've hardly heard anything about England or Spain.
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>>156567650
>>156567414
Sorry, not sorry. Living our best lives. Seethe more incel, but act out and I'm firing you and you'll be homeless.
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>>156567650
Ok moid.
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he's so virile and handsome, he can Lindisfarne my busy any day, everyday

unc's cooking , fr
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>>156567827
>Be honest
he literally cannot
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>>156572985
>>156573679
this
deep ingrained submission genes
animal genes, bitches in heat genes, displaying the goods to the "chosen" one or the powerful one
and in the stone ages, women were communal anyway so rapes were common
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>>156572348
First I'm 38yo so that gave me a lot of time.
I went early for the "big fish in a small pond" way which gives me the top dog position basically wherever I am.
>could have been a struggling professional musician but instead played for fun with local bands and fucked groupies who heard I'm a god at my instrument which is wrong
>dropped studies early despite good scores so instead of being surrounded by high achievers I do basic jobs in culture where I'm known to be very reliable, fucked many coworkers
>outdoors sports where there are many women like rock climbing, trained hard and made friends with people my level or a bit below

Now from there to actual sex there's a gap but not that big.
Talk to women who already know you're high value (in your circle, which is all that matters) and make it flirty from the first time, then the second time you talk to her touch her somewhere appropriate and see the reaction, if it's positive you can lead it to sex basically at the pace you want. Propose an activity in a safe public space like eating a burger and after that bring her home.

Also be at least 182cm obviously, I'm 185.
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>>156569187
does your wife's son join you?
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>>156567650
Look at all the virgins disagreeing
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There are girls who like actual violent criminals. HOWEVER most women, contrary to 4chan's beliefs, don't want a crazy spaz for a man. Haaland looks like a caveman and is 6'5 but he uses his powers to win things and make a lot of money. That's what women like.
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>>156567315
>every woman is crushing on Haaland right now because he is the CURRENT THING
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>>156567650
kek this swede is alright
>Now since women have the upper hand men have to be "non-toxic" (i.e do everything she says) to have a chance. The problem is that when a man does this she automatically loses sexual attraction as women are sick freaks who also want to be abused sexually.
took me so long to understand this, if some bitch is shit-testing me i'll either ignore her or go aggro on her, either way she's gonna get wet if there's any attraction in there
if she doesn't, what did i fucking lose, the chance at scoring with a lunatic whore?
modern women are sex toys

REMINDER: EVEN HAALAND IS KEKED BY HIS GIRLFRIEND/BABY MOMMA, SHE ALWAYS SOUNDS DISMISSIVE AGAINST HIM DURING PUBLIC INTERVIEWS, AND ALWAYS REMINDS US THAT SHE WANTED TO FUCK HIS FRIEND BEFORE HIM
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>>156574273
Fornication is a sin. You could have masculine sons and the fullness of truth, and instead you chase degenerate pleasures.
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>>156571250
5 7 is 1.70 you clownoid
>Messi's size kek
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You can be a chud as long as you're a 6'5 millionaire athlete at the top of the game.
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He seems like a hecking goofy good boy golden retriever man who would never do an evil racism, misogyny or talk back to a woman. A castrated eunuch slave with no agency is what women want all men to be like in 2026 (not for dating btw they just want men to do exactly as women say, they will still only date their evil "rapists" and "abusers").
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>>156574469
He’s genuinely lowkirk a ch(a)ud. He follows esoteric right wing accounts on instagram
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>>156574804
I don’t think so. He’s just PR trained and has a lot of PR behind him. Drinking raw milk is not something a faggot like that does
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>>156574934
I dont think he drinks it raw
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>>156574469
Do Yuros cook their milk? What the fuck is wrong with them?
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>>156572261
post tits
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>>156570382
>"life good" which is usually financial security, a free home
isnt that like since forever
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>>156567315
this >>156569883 >>156569942
it really cannot be overstated how much women's opinions don't matter.
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>>156567315
>>156567650
You guys are forgeting the most important thing. For a woman, the validation of the group is the highest pleasure they can get. Before this world cup everytime internet whores saw Haaland they gave him the -ick. But when an entire croud of men and media begin to validate him as a great man, elevating his social status, their pussies turned into waterfalls. You dont need much money, looks or great fame to get pussies, you just need to be saw as the highlight among your social cyrcle.

They will say they hate men or that they dont care about our opinions bla bla but they seek being part of our groups and cant withstand being left alone. And Men naturally is uncapable of not caring for them.
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>>156571642
I am handsome. I just haven't put myself out there enough.
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>>156574971
He does
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>>156575325
This. Incels who think it’s all about jawline or dick size or whatever nonsense miss the fact that for women it’s 99% social. They want the guy who will give them the most prestige in the ingroup. There are ugly bald manlets who fuck 10,000 women because they are in a popular band or on a pro sports team.
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>>156575325
Yep. The most important thing will always be status to them. If Haaland was just 15% worse at soccer and not top of the goal table carrying Norway to the top 8, this wouldn't be happening. It's not even that they like football, they just know other men respect his skill.
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>>156575141
Picrel is my wife and we have a healthy traditional relationship; just get fit, don't be a sick freak, and have a sense of humor.
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>>156574971
drink raw
fly raw
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>>156575663
Dont blame them, they have been brainwashed by media and probably didnt have a strong father figure at home. So they were raised to be what women told them that this is what they want. When I was a kid my mother used to say for me to be like those romance protags she used to watch. But then looking at my father and he is fucking brute and used to say that he would divorce her than stop smoking so she should stop being a pain in the ass about it. When I asked her about why she married a troglodite she just gave a little giggle and stopped that bullshit
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>>156567414
for men nothing, for women it's a way to like athletic, rich or handsome guys without feeling like shallow whores if Elon Musk didn't support Trump they would be saying the same shit about him.
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>>156576016
does your father have a lot of money?
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>>156567315
haaland is a cool lad
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>>156574187
booba
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>>156574187
Truly a sign of an adapting species that has declining birth rates.
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>>156574158
What your job application sees before it gets thrown out
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my bad, I thought it was a /sp/ thread
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>>156567315
You tell me
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>>156567650
goyim deserve to be better rounded up..
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>>156567315
>He athleted millionairedly across the room
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>>156576016
Women want a man who will just take over and make their decisions for them. Most women are extremely passive in their interpersonal relationships.
The reason it won’t work for incels is yes because they are ugly but also because they are antisocial losers with no friends or charisma.
No woman wants to be with a man who is no fun. There are wooden boring chads out there who get laid a lot but they absolutely have to have a very stable career and even then their wives are bored and cheat a lot.
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>>156567414
literally nothing women are just not able to speak out that they lust for fame and money
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>>156567947
I can't read swahili. Can anyone translate?
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>>156567315
Can someone explain to me how Norway couldn't qualify for the last world cup with this guy?
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>>156581930
Their team is mediocre without him
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>>156582405
But they had him last time too. What changed?
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>>156567386
he isnt even top 3 manchester city
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>>156582699
The team is still mediocre
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>>156567414
Nagging is unhelpful and unhealthy, in both men and women.
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>>156582699
Haaland improved, team overall got a bit better, qualifying group wasn't as tough either
Part of the difficulty for weaker teams (especially historically bad) is that you get shoved into the lower pots and have to deal with the big boys, while big teams end up in groups that's usually them plus a bunch of shitters

Just as an example, England's group was vs Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra - we won every match, at most I'd have been worried of dropping one game (a draw or a loss) vs Albania/Serbia but nothing else
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>>156573799
Me too
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>>156567947
Of course the Kaukasoid says Kvara.
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>>156567650
TRVKE
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>>156574158
This gif mindbroke billions
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>>156567877
You're not meant to tell them that, that's not socially acceptable. Just get on with it if that's your hing
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>>156567414
own a farm
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>>156574078
>men before factories existed spent all day relaxing
being this ign... murican
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>>156567414
Not being define by a woman
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>>156567414
Tall and rich
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>>156567650
swedish win
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>>156567315
This dude looks like he bonks women over the head and drags them off to his cave.
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>>156567650
I think the gender roles have flipped. Women want a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Taylor Swift finally found that type of guy. Her husband was said to have "a giant log between his thighs makes her cum" and is extremely submissive in public. Never does anything outwardly himself with a gross word or action or big personality. He smiles and looks friendly thats it.

It doesn't matter what men want anymore, they are along for the ride, maybe men can have a say on this or that but women are in command as long as you want a girlfriend for a long time.

Also I am so jealous of this post this is like a 200K liked post on Twitter equivalent for 4chan.
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>>156567650
You're correct, but Haaland would still have to deal with all the things we deal with. If he doesn't do what his girlfriend wants, she'll probably cry and tell him he's a bad boyfriend.
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>just be 6'5" tall, muscular, worth 100 million dollars, famous worldwide top 10 sportsball player
>i like my boys a little on the ugly side :) just humble small town guys :)
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>>156592025
>Haaland would still have to deal with all the things we deal with. If he doesn't do what his girlfriend wants, she'll probably cry and tell him he's a bad boyfriend.
So kick her to the curb and get a new girlfriend, he's a millionaire footballer
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>>156572526
All of this is wrong, women are sexual beings.
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>>156592164
rape accusation and 50 mil payout for the divorce
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>>156573340
Yeah people might meme "BBC" but as long as I can remember the stereotypical womanizer dream man has always been some swarthy dark haired brown eyed south european casanova type. Thankfully us TRVE Aryans can find out destiny in asia.
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>>156567315
Test
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>>156592039
You're either being glib or a "nice guy"
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>>156567414
In this context it means, rich, famous, and physically fit but not overly braggadocios.
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>>156568181
delete this
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>>156567650
TRVKE
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>>156567315
this is healthy masculinity
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>>156592564
I would enjoy this beating if she had a big ass and pegged me
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>>156590745
Thanks for the kind encouraging words
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>>156567315
Haaland mocked for being a neanderthal, a cave dweller, a club wielding troglodyte turns out to be the most sought after player for women at the WC, the most sought after player because all others are fags, falling over like fags and acting like fags
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>>156569942
>Dan Burn
>Newcastle UTD
>bottom tier garbage team
lolz, Dan Burn is part of the reason Newcastle are so shit
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>>156592722
same
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>>156570351
But that Balogun guy did play for the US and anons seethed about it
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>>156570820
He's a N tho
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>>156567315
He is a 190cm+ famous rich footballer so women think it's quirky to say they like him because he is kinda ugly
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>>156570820
By this logic, all those anchor babies are American.
You fucking retard
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>>156567650
Female here XD! I agree with everything the he has written here. I don't understand why so many men say they don't understand us when Anon here summarized it quite accurately.
>>156575325
Also this hoho!
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>>156594970
Post argie tits or GTFO
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>>156594970
Can I put some ice cream in your bootythole and then pour some rootbeer in and make a rootbeer float? I'd love to do that. I could do it in the pussy too
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>>156574971
Watch Haaland's day in the life video. He buys raw milk from a special farm. He drinks it every day and calls it a superfood.
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>>156595580
Your uncircumcised dick first, Mr. Bong.
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>>156595712
Okay. This is a good example of what you should NEVER say to a lady. If you ever want to approach a female and not end up in jail or worse, you shouldn't even think anything like that ever again. I hope my advice helps you, I think?
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>>156594970
You are a tranny
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>>156595966
I did that in high school with different girls and they thought it was fun and funny
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>>156567414
He looks like he could easily beat her to death but still has the means to buy his way out of a murder charge
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>>156595775
I don't have to prove I'm not a troon dipshit
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>>156596200
Imagine you cross paths with Yujiro Hanma, say something cringeworthy in front of him, and he decides to rape you in response.
Just put yourself in my shoes, okay?
If you want to date a normal girl, let alone a girl with decorum, those thoughts should be eradicated from your mind.
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>>156594970
che hoe a cuanto el encuentro te pago mas que te tu chongo actual
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>>156574095
How wrong you are, Kane has been held back by Spurs for most of his career, if he had the break of Haaland, he would be so much more elite, the service Haaland received at both Dortmund and now Man City gave him the stage to rise.

Kane is at the end, but the shackles are finally off.
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>>156567414
it doesn't mean anything. women use stupid fake terms like this constantly and they don't even know what they mean when they say them. it always boils down to the same thing
guy I find attractive who does what I say = good
guy I find unattractive or doesn't do what I say = evil
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>>156596688
I don't wanna XD
Don't be so desperate, dude.
Respectable girls don't like that, to be honest.
Be more confident, okay?
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>>156567393
Fuck off genocidal freak
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>>156567414
6'6 million dollar white man with psychic nord powers
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>>156567700
Of course it had to be an Israeli flag
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Haaland is man of the month.
Girls only care about you when you’re relevant.
Once the World Cup ends he’s back to being the ugly cunt that we all know he is.
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>>156572526
Women should be enslaved
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>>156598422
Outside of the WC he's >only the best player on the best team in the EPL. I'm sure all these women will just forget about him.
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Every time I've denied women sex they've beaten me :(
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>>156567650
I fucking hate women
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>>156574850
LOL. That doesn't surprise me it all. It totally fits with him being married to a brown woman too.
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>>156570042
yup nailed it
she feels better about herself for liking him
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>>156571182
>>Women commenting should be shot
>ftfy
based
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>>156567315
Nothing, women speak nothing but nonsense.
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>>156599254
Amazing that a man as ugly as Haaland can get any attention from women (regardless of money)
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>>156570238
holy shit lmao
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>>156597266
>Respectable girls
Nobody respects whores.
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>>156567650
>says non virgin here
>dumps incel garbage
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>>156570820
Ah yes the classic ethnic English name 'Bukayo Saka'



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