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first for swannies girls :)
>>156571433>>/simp/
>>156571433woman moment
>>156571478never seen a puffer jacket accentuate curves like that
I love drink driving
>>156571554you should try drink riding now there's a thrill
>>156571572Too cold on the hands / face
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DRINK DRIVE BECAUSE IT'S TOO FUN AND SPASTIC CHINKJEETS CAN'T BE TEUSTED ON THE ROADSfor me it's shard riding, peak and mindclearing
I’ve never owned a puffer jacket
>>156571572I know it's a thrill, your mum tried drink riding me last night champ
>>156571586gloves and a decent lid, don't see the problem
>>156571608Bit of a stretch with that one, "champ".
>>156571607samenever will
Thought I'd be watching something else after the footy but I just can't stop yawning.
For me? Drunk longboarding
>>156571607you just prefer to be a cold miserable bastard?
>>156571650I’m just smart with my money and only buy what I need
I want to kill myself
watched a video titled, 'wonders of india'it was a bunch of people getting hit by trains
>>156571624that's what your mum said about her vagina when she saw my dick champ
>>156571650there's more than one type of jacket i think
>Browny: "and I think the Indians...the Indian community..."
>>156571837Huh?
>>156571837no this is false before down jackets were invented everyone froze to death during winterjust like how everyone who ate completely natural diets free of goyslop was dying of tooth decay before they added fluoride to tap water
Wish my life was more exciting
>>156571798Only God can take life which he has given
fun game is throw the google streetview somewhere in india until you don't see any litter on the floorwhole place is a landfill
>>156571884might try this with israelheard the litter situation there was similar
So hungry I could kill mysekf
crazy how the first two overseas boondoggle ideas the SportsBet presents: the Neds Australian Football League powered by Ladbrokes have been to go to China, numbah wan match fixing and dodgy gambling culture on the planet and Bindia, numbah two match fixing and dodgg gambling culture. given there is absolutely no legitimate business cases for either of these timewastes (like tassie), it can only be concluded this is being done explicitly to expand the punting pool. fuck me not even the commie boomer fuckheads on bigfooty can pretend to be nice about bindia.
>>156571904Same with Cairo, actually the only clean part is the Coptic Christian quarter
gonna fuck some whores
>>156571904israel is indistinguishable from any so called arab shithole it's surrounded by. tel aviv is has rubbish and crumbling roads and footpaths everywhere, a bunch of public infrastructure is half finished/abandoned or smashed up. stopped over a few years ago on the way to europe and was astounded by how much money the US spends to prop up such an utterly grire place devoid of any humanity.
>>156572068>utterly grire place devoid of any humanity.they've been slowly turning the world that way since they became the hegemon of popular western "culture"
>>156572058not before grandpa
>>156572058based kingy
>>156572058based me if I had money
Dropped the game. Dropped finals. Dropped the season.
thinking about megaliths again
>>156572260His captain kicking 4.3 instead of 3.4 would've helped.
don't care
>>156572756his real name is like daniel gorrbergstien fyi
>>156572450megaliths are cool but have you ever contemplated stylites?
>>156572450nice speech impediment.
yt sleep kino vids/channels please
depends what you like
>>156573247time team
>>156573462meth mostly
>>156573689why are you a paedophile?
>>156573247World cup highlights does the trick nicely.
last for iggs
Tomorrows matches look halfway decent but yeah Sunday not so much hopefully my iggs can cause an upset.
iggas my niggas
>>156571607B A S E D
What sidequests do you guys have planned for today?
>>156579450going to the supermarketgetting a haircut
>>156579450help defend resident magpie pairs territory from neighbouring magpies looking to expand their territory and magpie gangs looking to displace them, unironically
>>156581726dont intervene in nature mate
>>156581726crisp, bit of a turf war brewing in my backyard between kookas and my magpie tribe, but I seem to have brokered a temporary peace deal
>>156582018normally wouldnt but watched the female get her eye taken out by a kookaburra 4 years ago and nursed her back to health from a bad eye infection and certain death. She couldnt forage after that so I feed her 3 times a day and by extension her partner who ive known since he was a fledgling
Why would one ever pick magpies over kookaburras
>>156582018>dont intervene in nature >expand suburbs into their natural habitat creating less room and more competition among magpies for resources>cunts letting their cats outside at night to kill native birdsToo late for that cunt.
>when the kookaburras and magpies are having a standoff and the lorikeets group up to do their raptor hop around them and scare them off>butcher bird sitting quietly watching unnoticed>mum maggie doing her warble angrily if im home 10 minutes late>baby magpie heeming himself trying to landing gracefully next to mumlove me bird arvos
>>156582458Kookas are mongrel birds, theyre not laughing you know and are bullies of the avian world >>156582507Based
something I noticed and looked up, is a lot of other birds use the native miners as a warning signal. when the miners make certain vocalisations, it alerts other birds and they will start scanning the sky/take off
>>156571433why do they look like whores with +200 bodies?i mean, pornstars
>>156583307Yes mate, butchers as well who are cousins of maggies. A butcher started turning up when I feed the magpie pair and I started throwing it a chunk last (magpies are extremely heirarchy based and will attack any birds they perceive you showing favouritism over if they know you). It learned that if the one eyed magpie doesnt get a feed it doesnt so actively protects her along with the magpie male. He even recruited his family and moved them into the tree next to the magpies and is fond of the disabled magpie.
prefer my local butcherbirds tbqhwyf
you blokes are real spastics
