How do we beat France?
>How do we beat Africa
>>156590277you score a goal, then another and done
>>156590277break their legs so Argentina can win the final
It's not looking good. I thought you might be able to slurp them but then I saw the Belgium game.I think you're getting raped.
Unironically, by slurping really hard
we kill latrine
>>156590277merino will score again at the 88th so that the score will only be 4-1
>>156590277We don't. Their ngubus are way superior to our nafri and white bois
>>156590277get ready to get raped
>>156590277Tiki-taka until everyone dies of boredom.
>>156590277Simple: slurpball to the max.
Get someone to injure Yamal so they play on the other side instead
>>156590277We use Cucurella as ragebait master until they get all red cards.
>>156590277pass the ball
Lets start by never fielding Pedri.
>>156590531this. been awful this tournament, kek.
>>156590277pass the ball, keep passing and then score
>>156590277france defense is actually shit, but so is your offense so we'll see who is going to be worse
Remove lamal
>>156590277
>>156590414>bangladesh>somehow the one of the few races more disgusting than africans kek
>>156590277easily
>>156590277you guys fucked kek
>>156590623>>156590639These would work.
>>156590277Kill the bald fraud. Kill Ferran. Kill Unai Simon. It's that easy
>>156590277Play Fabian instead of Pedri
>>156590277You won't, but you can beat the shit out of Mbappe and Dembele for us so they struggle in the final. You can do that, yes?
>>156590277We dont, so lets celebrate now that we can
>>156590457*England
>>156590277Just have your shittiest player eat a red card to give Mbrappe a concussion
>>156590531Literally this, just kill the mutt creature, we're playing with 10 having that shitter in the team.
>>156590277We start with Nico Williams instead of Baena Then slurp it until we can sub Merino in
>>156590277put the ball in the net more times than them
>>156590277The same way you beat them last Euro?
You don't. Unai Simón got exposed today. Even I could have got that clean sheet record with that defense and midfield.
We kill Yamal and Merino drinks his blood
>>156590277Chemical or biological warfare.
The usual, slurp for 90 minute sub Merino and miraculously get the winning goal
>>156590277We literally cannot win, at least we made it to semis
>>156590277Rough them up so Argentina can beat them
>>156590855You're not getting to the finals.
>>156590277The Spain midfield comfortably beats the French midfield, which is lead by Rabiot, a guy who wouldn't even make the Spain squad.
>>156590277With tiki-taka
>>156590855>usNigga that's cheating
>>156591029Rabiot has been good this tournament
you've already beat them in recent memory. a few times.
we've slurped our way here, it ends with Killer Mbrapper
>>156590855We should have given a province or something to Paraguay to do that.
French midfield is terrible. Just tiki-taka until 80' and it's yours.
>>156590277>we will lose to France because de la Fuente doesn't have the balls to sub Yamalo even though he has been playing like shit
>>156591148Bro watch more football. All of France's opponents have been scrubs to this point. He was the worst player by far when Spain beat them in the 2024 Euro semifinals.
It's not possible for you.
realistically we can't. but if by some miracle we do i'm 100% sure we would win the final
>>156590277Vishnu, eh I think I used all my tokens for the month on him now I need to do extreme rituals to help so I can't do anything
You dont have what it takes to stop their attackers. Its over.
>>156591211Mboop is scared of Yamal
>>156590277I wasn't impressed by your performance.
>>156590804>somehow the one of the few racesAnd my english is better than yours.Illegal immigrant?
>>156590277Throw a sneaky VX nerve gas grenade in their locker room
>>156590277We slopping it to the top baby. Slop them to death.
>>156590277Pass to Ronaldo.
>>156590277We really don't
>>156591379France only played against bus-parking shitters thougheveriter
>>156590277Drop Poodri and Latrine
>>156591211it's not like we have anything else there, who you gonna play, yeremi pino? lmaojust stop focusing so much on the right wing
>>156590277Easily, 1-0 min 86
>>156590277Start Raya and try long shots outside the box against Maignan, he will eat one or two.
everyone needs to support us to defeat twinki taka once and for all
>>156590277By boring them
>>156590855amplifico mufa :)
>>156591211>Yamal has been playing like shitAre we even watching the same games? Every match he gets double or triple teamed and he still find chances to win 1v1s and create chances. Finishing hasn't been on point but that has been a problem for the team in general, from Olmo to Oyarzabal
>>156591502everyone hates us bro
More backwards and sideways passes. You're playing with far too high pace right now. You need to slow it down even more. Think of it as a tortoise and a hare situation.Have fun!
>>156591543he consistently makes the wrong final decision. it's like he wants to be on the scoresheet, teammates be damned.
>>156591539This girl looks Argentinian
>>156590277Just be yourself
>>156591211>yamalThe problem is Unai SimonImagine having David Raya and Joan Garcia on the fucking bench
>>156590277You're not. It's the pirates or the HGH goblin. Sorry.
You beat us easily just 1 year ago
>>156590277You don't. The A Plot kayfabe is Mbappe Messi Golden Nutoff.
>>156591615>he consistently makes the wrong final decisionThis is every one of our players so far, today Oyarzabal lost a ridiculous amount of balls trying to play one-two with Olmo or Ferran almost every single ball he got yet no one says shit about it
stop overhyping our team, we couldn't score against paraguay, then morocco didn't even play at all
>>156590277Just hoof it to Oyar
>>156591672yeha, i dont know why people were giving him the merit for having a clean sheet, it was clearly the defense and the other teams not even trying
>>156590277you can't I think, your keeper honestly looks a bit weakyou will lock mbappe but then dembele will simply curve them in from outside the box
>>156591721Roll
>>156590277We don't, we got a nice run, it's over.
>>156590277tiki taka so much that Mbappe gets upset just like last time and remove Pedri and Yamal from you team it's legit that easy
>>156591552yep, more tiki-taka and challenge 1on1 only when the counter-attack risk is minimal
>>156591761dude, we won because courtois is made of glass
>>156591552>us
>England-France showdown on American territory after the 250th anniversaryGrok, I need 30 articles about the revolutionary war and FIFA
>>156590277use only white players
>>156590277rig it
>>156591875but Merino is their best player
>>156590998I know, we fucking suck, we'll lose 3-0 tomorrow
>>156591183Formosa is rightful Paraguayan clay
>>156590277Try to make them chase you into the pyrenees where you built your maximum level forts on the two choke point provinces into iberiawait for their colossal manpower advantage to bleed awaymaybe back cap with a naval landing on normandy
>>156590531>>156590785>>156590901Who do Spain even have at RW besides tamal?
>>156591721Rollin' and I expect a fucking NAME!
>>156591816yamal has already bigger WC legacy than vinicius lol
Paraguay strat wasn't so bad now huh
>>156591963Crystal Palace legemd Yeremi "Pine"
>>156590277just like today, refs
>>156590529like that worked for paraguay or morrocopark the bus get bust
>>156590277you sub in a guy at 85
>>156592058ajajajajjajaa
>>156590277You don't. This is the end of the road for you. Attention now turns to whether England bottle it against Norway
Just slurp your way to the 90th minute and then let Merino finish them off
>>156590277You pass the ball until they fall asleep just like I did watching that game
>>156590277>we
>>156590277my dad works at FIFA, the script is Pissi Cucktini passing the torch to Pañal in the final which is why Pañal is getting all these MVP nominations despite playing like shit as he will be named MVP of the tournament. France will just fold over and if they refused to they will get refballed to death
>>156590949thisAymeric Laport literally saved his ass in multiple occasions. His Grandpa being 1/8 Northern Basque won't make a difference le 14 julliet.
>>156590277we bench the niggers and play with men.
Spain did plenty of forward, line breaking passes today. I don't get why people still have this outdated image of them. They weren't extremely effective in the final third, yes. You're outing yourselves as highlight watching casuals.
>>156591912he said "we" (España). would they include bonobos on their team and beat France, then it wouldn't be Spain.
>>156591721rolling for 10
>>156591721rolling
>>156590277Sacrifice Yamal to a red to make it 10 v 10
>>156590277Why do people shit on Yamal? He was the only one doing something while Olmo, Oyarzabal and Baena slurped it out in the box.
>>156591721rollan
>>156591721I see chart and I roll
>>156590949>Unai Simón got exposed today.Unai simon got exposed a decade ago. He' there because we just have no one better in terms of keepers used to big tournament matches. Same goes about most of the forwards.This team plus casillas and Villa would wreck this shitty ass WC where france is the only good team. The level of play has been really bad even for wc standards.
>>156590277You can't. Tiki taka Slurp ball isn't that effective with France. You'll get punished hard at the counter-attacks.
>>156594915amplifico anti mufa>>156591721roll
>>156594224For the same reason penaldo was getting shitted on, he hasn't scored in the last 4 games despite being the main superstar of the NT.
>>156590277just be yourself
>>156590277you guys can't, only England can do it
play for counter, or turnover if you cant play without the ballpress on the wings
Simple, we semen slurp them until Mikel Merino kicks in.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Euro_2024_knockout_stage#Spain_vs_France like this?
>>156590277You can't win FIFRANCE. It's all rigged for them again, just like it was in 2018 and 2022.
>>156594915On the contrary, tiki taka slurp ball is the ONLY thing that works against France. France has lost only 2 knockout ties since the 2022 final against Argentina, those being in euro 2023 (2-1 loss to SPAIN in semifinals) and nations league(5-4 loss to Spain in semifinals). They have unironically only lost to Spain in like 4+ years
>>156590277Like this, basically the same french team except for the defense https://youtu.be/u3bSgAIq46Y
like i said in other thread, your mutt hasn't scored yet but he might wake up and score 2 in semis you never know, I see this game as 50-50
>>156591721here we go
>>156594521>casillasHe meant Canizares but he ain't know that
>>156590277 SCORE SOME FAKN GOALS PABLO
Shot on target and not to the keeper. Even though it worked today
Practice a metric fuckton of penalties. The just pass the ball for 120min
>>156591761Neat
>>156590515Shut the fuck up loser. You're the female part of the peninsula we are the male part of the peninsula. You shut the fuck up and take our cock. And we cum inside without condom. Bitch ass nigger. Fucking loser bitch. If u hadn't become independent we'd have 5 world cups but you are retards who prefer to suck british cock. U deserve to have all your "males" genocided and all your femoids impregnated by superior castillian sperm.Loser.
>>156595111May ALLAH give Lamine Jamal and Al-Andalus Umma power to beat those kuffar niggersAmen
>>156590277Keep Yamal benched
>>156590277boil the frog
>>156598187
>>156590277TOTAL FOOTBALL
>>156592346jajajaI unironically said something similar to a coworker of mine after we saw he won the match MVP again. Well, not that specific, just that FIFA is fucking desperqte to make him the next big young promise because they are panicking Messi is getting old.
>>156591721Allah most merciful bestow upon me 30
You're not beating our backlineYou're not beating our midfieldYou're not beating our front 4Give it up Spain>AMPLIFICO MUFA!!I do not believe in mufas. Man should not allow superstition to control him.Ancient Greeks had the concept of hubris, which was arrogance towards the divine. By asserting my views on a footy game, I am only adjudicating upon that which is worldly—God punish me if that is not the case.
>>156598312You can't. But you can grow enoguh balls to play murderball, injure them, and we can finish the job.
Oyarzabalzebub
Do the Spanish like Olmo?All his shots are off target or blocked by the defense but he always makes that face like he thought he was so close to scoring yet he doesn't seem to ever score.
>>156590277Don't let mpaypal touch the ball and you'll win
>>156590531>>156590901You people are crazy for this sport. How can you know so little about it? He keeps 2-3 defenders distracted every game. He could not touch a single ball all game and still be invaluable for the attack.
>>156590277nobody can, you just have to hope that we beat ourselves
>>156598345Penalties exist anon. Paraguay lost because of penalties, Argentina got tied because of penalties
>>156598339I wonder this too. He's extremely iconic to me, I wonder what's next for him after the World Cup.
>>156590277As we always do in all the matches, having the ball all the time possible, making 1 goal and then having the ball all the time possible so they can't generate few attacks.
>>156590623/thread
>>156591721Number 18 is Andrea Dalmau Valls, she's my ex. We went to high school together and I had sex with her when she was 15 and I was 16. I think she's dating Munir el haddadi now. His father has a Car Selling business called "Garage Dalmau". If you want details about her small puffy pink little spanish virgin shaved pussy just ask me. Fucked her raw and "accidentally" cummed balls deep inside of her inside of the bathrooms of a disco calles Biloba, in Lleida, Catalonia, her hometown, when she was 16.
>>156591761>didn't score against paraguayto be fair the referee was paid to officiate a blatant assassination attempt against France, he didn't call obvious fouls that could give Paraguay multiple red cards plus the temperature was 38-39 °c at 5 p.m and the grass was drying fast due to heat and the ball wasn't sliding enough and the Paraguay team parked 11 men bus for 90 minutes
>>156590277Rigging
>>156598312Pañal already exposed you twice
>>156591721Rollingo
The funniest timeline would be>We beat the indomitable France 7-0>England beats Argentina with the most obvious refball>England and Spain go to penalties and we loseIt would anger everyone
>>156600264You will have a difficult time with France only, you beat Englel and Argentina all fucking day, it wont be even a challenge.
>>156590277You have to anex Andorra first.
objective analysis coming throughfirst, we need yamal to be at his 100%, or even 95%, he's recovering from an injury, today he got more shit done even if it didn't lead to anythingnico... we need him, don't know how well he's doing, I knew he wasn't ready to play the WC and when we played uruguay they injured him further so we'll seepedri has been hit or miss, I suggest starting fabian for two reasons, one he's ok, second he plays for PSG and he knows a lot of his tacticspedro porro shouldn't be allowed to try long balls, it's just giving them to france, but keep him defending, he's goodI already typed a wall and I don't feel like keeping goingI say we also keep baena as a winger and save ferran for late 2nd halfotherwise... yeah, I think we're getting raped by france. Last 3 times we beat them, BARELY.
>>156600278Yes,Whoever is the winner of the SP/FR bracket essentially wins the World Cup.
at the end of the day we're frens
>>156590277Be yourself
>>156590277Distract their players with watermelons and cool aid.
>>156591721Don't mind if I do.
send some trannies to Mbappe's room before the match
>>156591721I don't want to roll because I take my punishments seriously and I don't evadeHOWEVER
