AND THE SLURP MAN MARCHES ON
>>156592687I wish someone would kill pedri, cucu, latrine and nico
>>156592687Why are they so fucking boring? My own team was playing and I almost fell asleep
>>156592716>cucuevery time that little shit got the ball I started yelling at the TV
>>156592749It was way more entertaining that the France-Morocco from yesterday
It's a combination of>Good midfield causes bus parking by the opponent>No real goal scorer in front to capitalize and actually take a shotGenuinely kill this team.
>>156592716You know what they say anon, if you want something done, do it yourself.They're also in your country as we speak.
>>156592749tiki taka football put everybody to sleep and they score in the last minute, is their tactic
>>156592687I for one think they play pretty good
>>156592813ill give you that, it was a better match than morocco france and yours vs portugal but a bit because it was just really clumsy half the time
>>156592816ferran will do something, eventualy, even by mistake, he has to score
>>156592980Most likely by mistake*
>>156592785what sorts of things did you yell
>>156593052>what sorts of things did you yellbad words mostly
>>156593182
>>156592816It's the fucking unstoppable force and unmovable object meme. No one can score on us because our midfield and defense is solid, but we also can't score on anyone because our forwards are absolute dogshit at scoring, so every match turns into a slurper where the rivals just sit back and fish for counters as the only way spain scores is by putting half the team into the opponent box and try to catch rebounds. We can beat anyone but we can also lose against anyone.Put any competent striker on this team and the WC would be already over.
>>156592687It's like a gradient from black to white
>>156592687Boring.
>>156592716>nicoIs it just because he’s black? He has performed pretty decently.
>>156592749ask your team to unshit their pants and not to haramball
>>156592813Yes, but only because unlike Morocco, Belgium was actually trying until the two old men’s legs gave out. Spain contributed nothing to the entertainment value.Spain were saved because Courtois couldn’t finish the match, otherwise they would be in extra time and assuming Lukaku didn’t get a cheeky cross to him, it would have been a lopsided penalty shootout
>>156592687Would be the most undeserving, soulless and most boring world cup champions of all fucking time.Yet I still need these bastards to beat France for us.
>>156592816>we are susceptible to counter-attacks: the teamMbappe is gonna run riot
>>156597049>mbatrans>the obliterator of oviedo
