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saints port
gws cats
blues hawks
crows suns
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>>156594599
Nice dubs, but who?
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powah
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>>156594528
a woman finally used POV right
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>>156594528
whats on her arm
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>>156594648
You’re a weird dude brazilcuck
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>>156594528
Are footy jumpers always that low cut?
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>>156594528
Is he really the best player in the AFL?
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does anyone want a steam code for picrel?
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>/comfy/ bird chat
>mick spergs out and mass reports thread so deleted
why is micksperg so averse to nature? is it because his very existence is averse to it?
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>>156594528
my gf thought it tasted like cream but then almost vomited kek
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Shit OP bringing in all the retard thirdworld coomers
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>>156594919
Aww yeah... that's why you do it, is it?
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It’s up
>>156595075
>>156595075
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>>156594841
i posted in the thread calling you spastics at the end but i am not mickpaedo and it was just a joke to bump the thread
was a pretty based end to the thread tbqhwyf birds are cool and its cool that anons are looking after the local wildlife. luv maggies, gallahs, cockatoos, kookas, butcher birds, even native miner birds
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Wish we had butcher birds here I remember being hyped when a motel I was staying at had a local one a few years back, also didn’t know kookas got aggressive against other birds desu but the only ones I know have massive territories I guess
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Alex pierce is a big poof but he’s pretty good at footy
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>>156594528
she looks bogged
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>>156595442
in my experience kookas get bullied by other birds but perhaps thats just regional differences as i live in queersland
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>>156594715
No lol
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>>156594841
once again i was asleep before the bird talk happened
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Thinking schnitzel pack for lunch
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downloading palworld
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updating the modpack
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>that unc who still plays palworld
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flat tyre out the front of my house. called nrma. clean it up wagie lmao
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favourite palworld? for me it's bunnings iykwim haha
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>>156596090
kill yourself mickscum
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>>156596232
kill yourself mickhater
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>>156596232
Woah. Feel how you might about a person and their ethos, but that is over the line mate.
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>>156596247
cunt off
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>scratch my arsehole
>rest hand on face while browsing
>constantly smell shit
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>>156596362
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>>156596186
what mods you running
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Good morning alf
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>>156596232
shan't it would devestate my aflwaifus
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>>156596442
devastate*
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>>156596247
>>156596261
based
>>156596397
i don't want to talk about it iykwim haha
>>156596419
good morning anon
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micknonce
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debunked
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I'm gonna watch footy for the first time
should I watch St Kilda vs Port Adelaide (tonight at 11pm) or wake up early tomorrow morning at 6am to catch Carlton vs Hawthorn or Adelaide vs Gold Coast?
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>>156596577
watch Dolphins v Sharks
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>>156596577
ignore all of them and watch iggs v fullwogs
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>>156596577
carlton hawthorn should be the best game with the most atmosphere
carlton have won seven in a row and hawthorn are predicted to contend for the premiers hip
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>>156596577
Carlton vs Hawthorn should probably be the best game of those 3.

Carlton started the season really badly but are on a winning streak. Hawks started the season well but have had some bad games lately. Both need to win to play finals.

The saints and port game doesnt really matter as both teams probably wont make finals, and crows vs suns doesnt matter because crows will make finals and suns won't. But carlton vs Hawthorn is 50/50
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>>156596577
>>156596589
this is correct. it'll be the best game of the weekend of any sport
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Meds
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>>156596589
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>>156596674
what about medina? this is not a surfing thread mateinho
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>>156596589
>>156596659
Dunno what you're talking about or what sport you're referring to
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dum diddy dum
wheres it coming from
misses aguilera come and get some
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Argentina and Messi rigged the footy for pies last night im hearing. An investigation is being opened.
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Orange juice with a ‘splash’ of vodka
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>>156596769
*wink wink*
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>>156596769
based meza when i was 18 and getting ready for year 12 exams
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Why am I up so early on a Saturday? Should've been able to sleep in until 12pm.
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>>156596826
I used to do this but my cat doesnt allow me anymore. 7am on the dot every day shes at my door crying for food and she doesnt give a shit about the weekend or how tired I am
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>slaving to a feline sub race
couldn't be me
dog chads stay winning
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>>156596854
My cat died but he was a good boy. His whole schedule was around my schedule so he never woke me up for food though he would expect it the moment I walked into the kitchen in the morning.
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>>156596854
Have you considered an auto feeder?
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>>156597012
no but steven automasticate
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Do you blokes love the footy
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>>156597069
Can’t stand it
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>>156597069
I love all footys
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>>156596854
based cat keeping your life in order
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thinking swans will be the worst loss of the round
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>>156597069
I do and I enjoyed last night's game but I wish Norf had won.
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>>156596589
i dont have a boat
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>>156597012
I haven't but I wonder if it will even stop her at this point from crying at my door.

Shes incredibly food motivated and her dream is to just be a fat arse which I am trying very hard not to indulge.
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I'm interested in every match today. I'll have to choose for tonight though. Carlton v Hawks will probably be the one I watch.
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i remember dyring the optus outage some woman said she found out the internet was out when her cat's feeder didn't go off in the morning so cat came and smacked her in the face to wake her up and alert her to the problem
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>>156597140
Fat cats are funny and cute
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>>156597202
go telstra btw iykwim haha
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>>156597219
this but cute and funny
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>>156597202
why does a cat feeder need to be connected to the internet?
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>>156597255
i don't know i'm not the silly bint who bought it and got smacked in the face when the internet went down
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>>156597273
does anyone know?
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so people realise offshoring bad right?
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mason wood has some juicy odds for his disposal lines fellas
with sinclair and flanders out i think hes changed roles
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>tatoos
>fake freckles
>nose ring
>fat arms
If I was any more flaccid I'd have a neovagina.
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the image that destroyed soccer in this country
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>>156597379
I look and act nothing like this and enjoy soccer
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>mickhater
Wait, shouldn't we all not like mick given he's the worst poster in /afl/?
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>>156597399
Sure thing champ
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>>156597379
whats crazy is this phenotype is solely exclusive to melbourne
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>>156597379
looks more like an AFL spectator teebh
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>criticising people for supporting their national team
Cringe
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My Blues saving Super Saturday for the rest of the year
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one image got him samefagging hard kek
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>watching sports for gays is fine because i'm supporting my country
yikes
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>>156597140
what colour is she
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the image that destroyed gayfl in this country
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>>156597572
>sports for gays
What on earth are you on about? People of all sexual orientations and genders watch and participate in AFL and soccer
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>>156597657
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>61 seconds apart
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>>156597657
Which AFL team has those colours?
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>>156597657
Looks more like an NFL fan tbqh
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>>156597694
The AFL is a competition, not a team
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>>156597657
it really applies to most sports fans (particularly in hipster cities like melbourne) but you need to change the shirt if you're going to shit on afl
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>>156597694
>>156597699
>>156597707
cope and seethe
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>>156597706
Which year did the AFL switch to those colours mate?
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DUH BIXTA DAT BESTEOYUD GAYFL
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>>156594528
argentina made this btw
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>>156597727
uh oh, melty
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Absolutely malding at an uncomfortable truth
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>>156597379
I look like this from the mouth up because I’m not a poofter
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>>156597764
>disgusting muttmix
we could tell
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>>156597747
Tri-nation games chud
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>>156597764
Are you that same Argentinean anon who spams the same three images about afl
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>>156597781
the cream, not the whore
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nick daicos changed the game yesterday
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argentinanon is based
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If this season has taught us anything, it is that Craig Macrae is by far the best coach in the league
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yea from shit to fuckin shit
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>>156598032
going to be so funny when he fucks off after destroying collingwoods list for a decade
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macrae is a very good coach but his list management strategy is absolutely cancer and will put collingwood in the cellar for years. what he is getting out of this fucking terrible list is incredible, he makes tim membrey look good for god's sake
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>>156598087
where is he going to fuck off to? he's already at the biggest and best club in the land
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>>156598166
the wolves will come for him after back to back bottom 4 finishes starting next year
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>>156594528
how do I into /afl/? it seems to be fun
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>>156598194
thought you were done with footy, heritier
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>>156598194
If you can cum to this picture you'll be here for life
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>>156597764
another great argentine contribution to the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekSi90T6S9Y
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How do we save the A-League?
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>>156598367
same way they saved the WAFA in the 1880s - change to Australian rules football
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>>156598367
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>>156598194
sit in the thread and shitpost with us. you will pick up footystuff on the way
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>>156598367
Subvert the competition and destroy them from the inside
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>>156598367
use our control of the media to paint all their supporters as dangerous, out of control and unsafe for families
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>>156598480
Gday rabbi shouldn’t you be resting for the sabbath?
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>>156598367
ask the people that pretend to enjoy soccer for a month why they dont watch it
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Done any good hikes lately lads?
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>>156598446
I own my house and I do this
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The A-League around 2012 was pretty good
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>2012 was 14 years ago
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Why did you all post at once then stop wtf
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The A-league is only good when the Mariners are good
They're the soul of Australian soccer
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>>156598807
watching other sport and posting in their gennys
deal with it
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This is how your team is currently doing against Top 8 teams, ordered by percentage
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>>156598826
You slut
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sainters
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>>156598826
thats not how you do it
you are meant to post about those sports here and lash out at afl
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>>156599259
they are american sports so not relevant here
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visited the folks
momther asked if i was eating well because i look thin apparently
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My BMI is 22
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>>156596980
soulless op
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>>156599328
crisp meth addict
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>make pornesque OP
>get international flags replying to it
noted
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>>156599415
it's fine besides the betting odds, which make it soulless
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>>156599435
sex is the universal language
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>>156599468
yes but gay sex is swedish
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>>156599465
h2h is fine
the multiple line options is cringe as fuck
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fuck i need to be bred
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>>156598841
>dogs are 4/6 but have 74%
that is some shit kek
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>>156599506
>>156599465
/nrl/ has far more gamblers than here
prepared to put their money where their mouth is
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where can i buy compressed ar to clean my pc with that isn't from officeworks
can't order it via mail
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/nrl/posters are more likely to waste their money
no surprises there nrlsperg
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was criticising the inclusion of betting odds in the op not the nrl or /nrl/ but i guess that you missed that nuance
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>>156599584
didn't miss anything retard. /nrl/ is interested in gambling so they put gambling info in the op
retard
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>>156598841
Lions are 4 - 4 against the current top 8 teams.
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odd that you made it some sort of us/them competition. you brought in the personal conflict and divisiveness, not me
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>>156599506
nah its soulless entirely
basically reddit
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>>156599567
amazon, bunnings, jaycar type stores
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>>156599567
use your air compressor you berk
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>>156599702
yeah cheers pretty obvious in retrospect lol i'll head there tomoz
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>>156598841
*Forgot to mention this is using the R17 ladder, I don't see a point in updating it now that Collingwood are in 7th on the live ladder, mainly because I don't see them being in the top 8 for long, and it would only serve to boost the statistics of the current top 6
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>>156599616
some teams peak in march some teams peak in september
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>>156598841
norph have still turned the corner
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>>156599891
dons also have a better record than the pies, aints, suns, norf, tiggs and iggs

y'all aren't ready for sunday
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>>156599991
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seriously where the fuck do you get smokes from now
every fucken "candy store" has shuttered or been ordered closed and the ethnic shops are either not selling or only dealing in bulk
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might go and buy some slippers, don't like ugg boots much
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>>156594528
>tattoos
shitty whore
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sudden heavy rain is so tryhard
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footy in 2
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seynts for mine
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>>156600101
2 what?
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>>156600079
but we both love that
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POWAH
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dreadful port design
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biz idea: move abo round to naidoc weekend

even better biz idea: abolish abo round and naidoc week
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>>156600141
>we
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
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>>156600206
kill yourself loser fuckhead
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>Lukosisus already injured and day over within 3 minutes
Just take him out back and shoot him. It's over.
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>>156600219
I will never do anything recommended by some retarded, braindead scumbag that likes tattoos.
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yikes port stink
imagine without butters
eagles era looms
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My sister and her partner were just smashed into on the freeway by a jeet driver who was tailgating and on his phone.
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>>156600257
i strongly recommend you live a long, healthy and happy life
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>>156600265
>imagine without butters
Yeah look I dont want to do this
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>partner
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>>156600281
>tattoo tard recommending long life
irony
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>>156600280
dashcam?
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>>156600304
file corrupted, naturally
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2 million dollar kick
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>>156600310
Stop gaslighting, mickpedo.
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>>156600265
crisp
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pretty funny how these pissant clubs are playing to finish 9th.10th

like imagine scoops little dick getting excited over playing a fake final
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The menace
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lets go pork! stop the bleeding!
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>>156600354
those aren't real stories
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jhf should go back to north to have some success in his career
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>>156600352
If they didn't then the league would stop functioning.
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>>156600354
white gen x guy at my work this week was saying we need indians to be competitive on the world stage because they run everything and both smarter and harder working than us lazy white people
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>>156600354
Racist posting is not on, mate. Do better
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>>156600382
Nice try, Rajesh. You have to go home.
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>>156600396
Describe what he looks like.
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MODI MODI MODI
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>>156600385
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#wrapyourarmsaroundanindian
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>>156600396
Ask follow up questions when people spout this shit. It's amazing how quickly they end up sputtering when it's clear they've never actually considered what they're saying for a microsecond. It won't change their mind, they're too stupid, but it will at least temporarily embarrass them.
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>muh generation wars
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>>156600396
what do you do?
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>>156600425
ynr #illridewithyou
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>>156600447
deliver food
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Wilkie is a really dependable and quality player. Pity he plays for an irrelevant club.
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how come albo, who has seemingly made multiculturalism and fighting ethnonationalism his personal brand, is so keen on a bloke who heads a party that is explicitly ethnonationalist and so 'far right' it makes the likes of zio nation look like the greens
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Saints are on here lads
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fuck off back to /pol/
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>>156600411
probably 5'9 hard hair which he shaves closely because hes balding, in decent shape though.

does not shut up about AI and constantly banging on about how brilliant it is and all the "deep research" (he uses this exact term) he does with AI and how its going to replace all our jobs. Also will contently sperg out about trump unprompted. I dont like him because hes an israel shill and child rapist but I have more important things to do than bring it up every half an hour how much I like him because hes a racist who wants to bring about handmaidens tale.

>>156600447
accounting
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>>156600457
mate, ethnonationalism is only bad when colonial racist white people do it
everything else is just punishment for colonisation, ignore the hypocrisy or injustice or treason of it all
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>>156600457
Albo is an empty husk, a shell of a human being. He has no strong beliefs and there is no conviction behind anything he says. He just espouses what his financiers tell him to that week.
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>>156600425
Imagine the smell
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>>156600488
the colonisation that has uplifted billions of people from poverty and given them material luxuries and social safety nets never before seen by mankind?
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How's that not 50? He kicked that like ten seconds after call. Umpire too cowardly to call it?
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>>156600484
*dark hair
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Port Adelaide is playing so bad wtf
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>>156600533
They've got their shit together now but miserable start.
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>>156600488
>ethnonationalism is only bad when colonial racist white people do it
there is a track record of that being the case, yeah
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Saints are playing so good wtf
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>>156599483
meant yiddish
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Maybe Port are just shit?
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>>156600512
correct
>>156600541
brown or traitor, call it
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Ross is keeping St Kilda back
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colonialism historically speaking is only bad when it's whites allowing the natives autonomy over their fellow people. see the belgian congo where blacks were mutilated en masse by tribal militias or the trans-atlantic slave trade
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>>156600552
If port weren't 18th in the comp for goal kicking accuracy they might have won a few of those games where they lost by less than a goal and already be in the wild card contention.

Good defence but generally kick way more behinds than goals each week
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>>156600045
FOWF
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>>156600575
booze is keeping Ross Lyon back
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>>156600583
bad kicking is bad footy
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>>156600597
unfortunately yeah
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>>156600586
Is Ross Lyon an alcoholic? Where does he find the time?
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REINSTATE HINKLEY
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>>156600632
My Blues will do well with him, thanks
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lets go doopin mental
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>>156600624
He isn't an alcoholic, but has a drink when the time is appropriate. He was pretty cut when he did the Dad Does Footy podcast late last year. Might have been a little pissed when he did Caro's podcast (pretty sure Dwayne Russel was on it too)
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>super saturday
>nothing super about it
Limp
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>>156600678
not with that attitude
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>>156600678
There's actually a pretty good line up today. Will probably get gyped and a couple will end up no good but on paper good match ups.
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>>156600678
the amount of PISS I'm gonna drink is pretty super. Good day of footy.

Got the mighty Saints first up, GWS vs Geelong which should be a cracker followed by an intriguing clash at the 'G between Carlton and Hawthorn.

Super Saturday indeed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBPJ-0GtTrg
the kino
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> If you buy a Corona in Australia, New Zealand, or parts of the Asia-Pacific market, your beer is likely brewed under license at an AB InBev facility in China.
well shit, not buying them any more
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Sex gifs
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just sprayed swans all over the porcelain
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>>156600748
alcohol kills your brain cells and beer gives you a belly
replace it with milk for the gains
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>its a port cant kick a set shot episode
seen this one too many times this year
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>>156600748
Isn't the Corona from Aldi, the Mexican stuff?
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>if port were better at football they would be higher on the ladder
big call if true
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Might give the old knoblerone a beating.
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supercars on soon
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>>156600771
milk is full of estrogen champ, bitch tits and fucked up hormones, not to mention the igf-1 excess that contributes to free radicals and cancer cell growth
crazy how the countries with the highest dairy consumption have the most bone fracture incidence
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>>156600819
shit i better smoke some meth and beat the missus first
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>>156600799
expert commentator eddie betts is on the case
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Fellas it's been about 6 or 7 years since I jumped on /afl/ on the piss. I used to post here all the time before 2020. Is straffo still getting dabbed on?

What's reality check doing with himself? Still leading the tipping comps I bet
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>>156600845
67
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>>156600819
crisp lower-middle class aging man looking to fall asleep this afternoon
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>>156600832
us supercars bogans are drunked wifebashers not methy wifebashers thanks pal
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I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU HAD A QUICHE LORRAINE?
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>>156600845
6 7 !! ahaha
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>>156600820
>t. brown
imagine not being able to consume milk without a little tummy ache kek
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>>156600865
i said nothing concerning lactose champ
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TURD ON A DIME
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>>156600884
bula street maccas in 15 minutes champ
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>>156600898
Embarrassed that I laughed.
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>>156600865
reminder that the cure for "lactose intolerance" exhibited by non-whites is literally to just drink more milk
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If you're dispossessed of the ball by a tackle it should be holding the ball. Prove me wrong.
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>>156600905
meant bulla
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>>156600929
100% agree, it was always "incorrect disposal" when I played
this "made an attempt to kick" is utter shite
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>>156600929
nick daicos deserves a brownlow. checkmate.
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Why would a person not want to consume dairy?
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>>156600929
You're right. It would simplify the rules around HTB, and 75% of footy fans think "dropping the ball" is a free kick anyway.
It's a total no brainer
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>>156600949
because climate change and cow farts and take that putin
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HEEM
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>>156600929
why would anyone try to pick the ball up in congestion
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Didn't Georgiades have like 5 headknocks last week?
He's going full potato mode.
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>port
jesas
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THE BOW AND ARROW
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wish saints/north/dogs played more home games at the mcg, love when that happens
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>>156600996
same thing destroyed Todd Marshalls career.

He was a decent forward and then had about 6 concussions in half a season and when had to sit out the rest of the year then did his achillies that summer and hasnt been the same. Hes about 1 concussion from retirement.
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>bow and arrow celebration: good
>gun celebration: please explain from the AFL
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>>156601079
they cant ban the first one cause it would make abos upset kek
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>guy in 2nd place and 2 games behind me tipped Port
Had no interest in this game until I saw that but man am I loving it
Fuck poort
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>>156601088
boongs never even created the bow and arrow. all they had was spears
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it always makes me happy when I'm watching footy, and I see the stadium clock in the background is the same as my clock at home
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>>156601088
>bow and arrow
>abos
incorrect
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>BENDS IT, BEEEENDS IT, BEEEEENDS IT
>HE'S SLOTTED THAT LIKE A COCK UP MY ARSE
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>>156601161
god i need to be inside that gyaru
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Anyone here listen to the Metricon Midday Madness with Dwayne Russell? You call, you get on - that's the Metricon Midday Madness promise
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PHILIPOU YOU STAR!
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So we'll match day and night by the big cool tower
They have the plant but we have the POWAH
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How the fuck do players miss from there? It's inexcusable. Just pass to someone in the front stands.
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>POORT
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*plays classical gas*
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>the simpsons is MY personality
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>Port in charge of set shots

Not a single player on the list can kick a set shot.

>>156601334
Please understand every single one of ports key forwards would have missed that.
Georgiades, Lukosious, Lord etc all would have missed that. Literally the most inaccurate team in the league. See >>156600780
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>>156601132
Abos had the woomera
> A woomera (also known as a spear-chucker or miru) is a traditional Australian Aboriginal wooden implement that functions as a mechanical extension of the noonga's arm to propel spears with significantly increased velocity, force, and range. Typically measuring between 61 and 91 centimeters and crafted from hardwoods like mulga or blackwood, the device features a hooked or pegged end to engage the spear butt, leveraging the principle of a longer lever arm to amplify rotational force. The term originates from the aye-brudda language of the whitedogcunt people near Sydney and has been used for at least 5,000 years, with evidence of related elbow strain in remains dating back 43,000 years. Beyond hunting and warfare, woomeras served as multi-purpose tools, acting as bowls for carrying food or petrol, cutting implements for chopping meat or wood, and even shields or fire-starting boards. Design variations reflect regional adaptations: central desert woomeras are often wide and bowl-shaped for utility, while northern versions are flat and narrow. Traditionally used exclusively by men, these tools were often decorated with incised or painted designs indicating clan identity, and a spear launched from a woomera can possess four times the kinetic energy of an arrow from a modern compound bow.
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>>156601388
>also known as a spear-chucker
racist!
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>>156601352
Based me.
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>>156601352
problem?
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how come an abo player hasn't been booed like adam goodes was?
did all the racists suddenly stop going to the footy?
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might be extra racist and jeer and abuse nicky winmar if i see him
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>>156601418
proud wardaman man JHF was booed regularly thougheverbeit
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>>156601352
based every bigfooty poster
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What is a personality supposed to be?
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>DAE grow up watching the only entertaining thing at 6pm every day LOL
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>>156601244
PPPD-488.

Honestly, avoid it though. Had heard good things about AIKA and really liked the picture/webm, but it's completely shit.
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poot is so bad
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>so kawai uWu
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I feel it in my fingers
I feel it in my toes
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>>156601512
I don't.
t. Diabetic.
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I'm just so tired
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>>156601244
Apparently she doesnt fuck gaijin.
Heard a story once about some american who did manage to pay her for like $20,000 though. But its unlikely you will ever manage to do it.
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>heh now watch me use the japanese word for foreigner
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>>156601544
you can pick up streetwalker in tokio who look identical and charge 1/20 the price. may even be kogyaru too
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>>156601544
>>156601576
>who look identical and charge 1/20 the price
That's the only way to find someone who looks like her (from the video). She got bogged.
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only incels say bogged
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This dude bogged
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>>156601572
What doesn't put your knickers in a knot m8?
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it's funny to see 'bogged' to me. to me, bogged always meant poo, the act of pooing or just done a poo
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>>156601632
i mean that was implied already they are loser weebs
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>I SAID STAND!
>NO, NOT YOU HIM!
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https://www.mormeprosthetics.com/products/morme-soft-packer-cut?variant=45249285062809

>put this in pants
>get more attention

that ez
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>>156601544
why would I do that when ek and papakatsu is cheaper, the girls hotter/dumber/more menhera and let you NS/NN them as part of the deal?
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>>156601671
women only pretend to like big dicks
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>>156601663
Games gone
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>>156601646
Its a refence to the bogdanoff twins
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>>156601681
wasnt aiming for women iykwim haha
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>the blokes too timid to go to the local asian rub and tug are now fantasising about flying to japan for prozzies
things that will never happen for $500 thanks
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>>156601671
a spud in your budgy smugglers costs about 50 cents
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>the bloke who gets embarrassed when mum points out the local chinky is now fantasising about everyone else being too scared to punt
I'm in Japan twice a year for work mate, get a out of mum's and you might be able to live the life as well
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if port get the next couple they are right in this
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Live the life of what, paying prostitutes?
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>>156601753
kek
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does that plugger spastic still seethe about the umps on bigfooty
feel like saints fans literally think the umpires are against them
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Be nice you blokes
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>yer nah I don't have to pay for it incel
*spends thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours trying to cop a wrapped gobby*
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>>156601753
anons done him again here
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>>156601779
oof, nailed him
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uhh saints bros???
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you just know scoops is already preparing a fanfic scenario to blame the umps before the games even over
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>>156601702
>local
That's the issue. Can be a lot more brave with people/places you'll never see again.

Taking a trip to the local gaybar? Never happening.
Poking your head in to a gaybar when you're on holiday in Germany? Maybe.
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>>156601794
finna be the only cunt who would kek
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>>156601775
>Prostitutes
>Prostitutes, Japan
Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
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>Montagna seething about that Port goal not being called touched.
Get over it, mate. You're supposed to be an unbiased commentator.
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The Hornet is awesome
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Uhhhh saints bros???????
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time to rev afl news trade rumours and results
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>>156601813
faggot
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jhf > prick gaycos
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kwab @ saints
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh saints bros???????????????????
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Go on Ross. Have another drink mate. She'll be right.
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Go Poort
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where does one find dmt
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>Literally and unironically ports WORST half of the year
>Only real goal threat and key forward OUT
>Kick 5 in a row and now only down by 3 points
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thats actually a bad sign for the saints
literally 5 cunts front running and not defending kek
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>>156601876
Drug dealer
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>>156601890
JHF going forward will do that.
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>>156597327
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>>156601876
Online I guess. You can get a throw away debit card for those kind of purchases.
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i am the world's most pathetic boy
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street kilda finna slaw
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>>156601942
one day you'll be a man and vote one nation
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>>156601876
rootbark dot com dot au and extract it yourself, marketplace ads and extract it yourself, grow your own and extract it or hop on snapchat/marketplace and just buy it
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How about we talk about the football match, yea?
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gyat damn Aliir has CAKE
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>>156601968
I'm voting for the bin.
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NIGIIR NIGIIR GOAL
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i guess the missus is watching the game in the over room
just heard a loud pleasurable scream
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port may be leading if their kicking was more accurate
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>Butters broken ankle
OH NO NO NO NO NO

There goes a $3,000,000 contract.
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butters career over
rip contract kek
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RIP butters
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BUTTERS DOWN
BUTTERS DOWN
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>JFH dead
>Butters dead
FUCK
SAKE
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Foot dug into the ground. Poor surface claims another career.
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sucked in cunt
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please webm
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>Butters' contract value now within Geelong's pay range
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i guess this will prove whether clubs are doing dodgies and signing contracts when they shouldn't
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remember remonstration? worse now than when they decided the game needed a crackdown. fucking spacpies wave their hands around and should and have a bunch of players circle the ump like it's the epl. disgusting tactics.
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>lose Georgiades
>lose JHF
>lose Butters
all in the one game. Never mind the rest of the outs for port.
If saints lose this they should unironically be folded as a footy club and their club rooms burned to the ground.
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stand rule is fucking shit

gregg. Not Swanny. Gregg

Fix it.
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i dont get the smiths ad
why would americans have smiths chips in their shops?
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>>156602074
>doing dodgies and signing contracts when they shouldn't
What do you mean by this? Signing bad contracts to get players? Or pre-signing contracts with players from other teams before the allowed time?

Heard something like a bunch of teams have written up contracts with him and they're sitting with his manager, but not sure if they're signed. Could also be talking out my bum.
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>>156602096
Don't think JHF is out. He went back out there.
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>>156602104
just be a pendles (such a great bloke what a legend) or The Little Master and sprint off instead. umpy won't do shit.
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>That blood mark down the shin
Probably from boot studs, but it looks like his shinbone blew out the skin.
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>>156602115
i dont think you are technically allowed to sign contracts until the free agency period starts
if he gets signed to a 2 million dollar a year deal when he could be sitting the next year out it would prove it
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Lol what a dumb way to injure yourself. God footy players are stupid.
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the only new rule that I feel is legitimately decent is the 6-6-6, because it rewards quality clearances and allows key forwards 1v1 contests instead of teams playing spares and picking off anything
the rest are utter shit
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>Port offered a 1-2 year contract @ $3m/year
>It's already signed, just waiting for Butters' signature
>He's going to be out for a year
Guess he's staying with Port, kwab.
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>>156602129
lost nrlsperg?
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>>156594528
Who is the OP girl?
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>Port with a one man bench
Not sure they can do it but they'v battled well. So much carnage in this game.
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>>156602172
battle plays for the hawks mate
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>>156601576
Don't they all have stds? Idk if it's true but that's what I heard
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Just had 6 Canadian Club + Dry Premium Strengths.

Just cracked my first of 10 Wild Turkey 101's. Premium Blend and cola.

I'm in heaven fellas
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>>156602167
kath loughnan
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Team goal of the year desu. Amazing.
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OH BOY
WOWEE
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>>156602183
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>>156602189
i remember being 18
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i wish i would die in my sleep
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>>156602189
corr get a load of moneybags over here
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>>156602122
PENDLES!!!
THE LITTLE CHAMP!!!
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>>156602206
>>156602206


38 pal. Wish I was 18
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>>156602189
My last blood test revealed I might have slight kidney and liver damage

no more drinking for me unless in social situations
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>>156602167
not telling
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>been doing other shit not paying attention to game
>final quarter looks kino
turned on at the perfect time
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>>156602224
crack a drink with your afla buddies its basically social
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>>156602189
>Pre mixes
Just buy a bottle.
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>there are 30 year olds posting in alf
grim
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>>156602212
There's a lot of money in cleaning windows mate
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>>156602220
>>156602189
>>156602240
mirin those filenames based oldfag
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>>156602239
the majority of us would be
you are literally announcing you are massive new fag if under 30
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>>156602239
im 36
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>>156602224
The trick is to not get the blood test. I can't wait to die
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>>156602249
>>156602239
tfw 30 in 10 months
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32 me
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dare i say it, loomers?
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>>156602248
It hurts my soul when I look at the files dates. 2008 was so good bros
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I've been posting in here since the day I turned 18 2 months ago :)
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wtf butters AND georgi got heemed this game? jesus
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Lachie Jones OUT for the rest of the match.
Port down to 2 on the bench.
JHF back out there and Lukosius playing on one leg
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>ishygddt
>>
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME
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>>156602291
yep and JHF has also got an injury concern and Jack Lukosius playing on one leg and cant run, and Lachie Jones has been ruled out the rest of the game with maybe cracked ribs.

Absolute carnage for port.

If Saints dont win I thins it would probably be the worst loss of any team for the season given the circumstances.
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roodypoo candyass newt gingrich
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>still no webm of butters injury
going to assume it wasnt that bad then
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>>156602320
based oldfag
>>
Is Aliir one of the good ones?
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>>156602338
webm this
*moons you*
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>>156602338
visually it looks like nothing
but foot injuries like that are at least 1 year out if not career ending
he will never be the same player again at the very least
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>>156602338
I dont know how to make good quality webms
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>>156602348
it doesnt look like an achilles at least, contact injury isn't as bad as one of those
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Butters injured just in time for my Dockies
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>32 disposals and 13 intercepts
Wilkie been farking enormous today
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>>156602382
He's the most underrated player in the league by far.
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>cheers when the scump gives my team a bad free, conditioning them to do the same thing against me in the future
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>>156602380
what kind of voodoo curse have fred got going, i swear they get injuries to their upcoming opponents every week
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>play 1 ruck
>win
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CARN SAINTERS!!!
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>>156602430
marshall is so much better than de koning
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>>156602442
i agree but de koning is the one earning 2mil or whatever
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>>156602442
Not as a ruckman lol

FUCKING PISSWEAK THAT WASN'T HIGH
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$1.01 scoops calls its a courageous win and chucks something in about the umpiring
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>>156602481
this, but unironically
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>>156602481
who the fuck cares what poops calls it
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>>156602481
scoops will celebrate by masturbating to wilkie and hitting up a 13 year old in the DMs
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>>156602338
>>156602348
ABC has mentioned syndesmosis a few times.
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>jhf and nas talking after the game
eyes emoji
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>aints fans celebrating like they have won the flag scrapping by against a bottom 4 team with half their players out
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>>156602416
First Nations voodoo you white dog. Unless Frederick has some secret aunty doing work for him, he sounds 100% white though
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mitchito owens face looks fucked up from the side, all puffy like
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>>156602481
banepoof aint gonna like you bringing up scoops
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>>156602515
It's possible
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>swansook is a scoops stan
kek
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Butters would be the happiest man in Australia right now, never has to play for poort ever again. Temu collingwood.
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Why do the scores have decimals and parenthesis? I watched a video on how the game is played but I don't think it went over how point system works.
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>"Most of the game we were really on top but couldn't convert"
Was Scott watching a different game because Brisbane seemed well on top of the Cats all game?
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>>156602636
Goals.Behinds (Total)
Goals worth 6, behinds worth 1. Gives you a better sense of the number of scoring chances to see it broken down.
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>>156602636
first number is goals, worth six points.
second number is points, worth 1 point.
brackets is total score.
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>>156602642
i've noticed it a bit on footy
you go 0-40 down its allowed to be ignored cause it was just "luck" and not actually football being played
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>>156602653
>>156602659
alright. That makes sense. Gracias. Have a webm
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Giant Killers about to claim another victim
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>>156602679
do you mind if i save this?
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>>156602686
Did tip them this week
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why cant we have this in aflw
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>>156602653
>>156602659

I remember being in primary school the jock kids not knowing their 6 times tables, but knowing exactly what (whatever amount) goals would equal. Fucking retards. They knew 10 goals 4 would be 64, but they couldn't comprehend that 6x10 was 60

retarded cunts
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>Jeremy Cameron at half back
What is Scott doing?
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>>156602697
crisp
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>>156602699
they don't get taught proper tackling technique in the aflw
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>>156602700
The Wire has a similar instance where a kid can do the math on the cash required to deal drugs on the corner but can't do the math when it's just numbers.
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>>156602696
it is yours
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a photo of ruby schlceier topless has come across my desk
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>>156602735
post
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>>156602679
>NOOOO DONT DOMINATE ME AND SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR BARE FEET NOOOO
>>
Cameron a pretty handy defender desu.
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>>156602735
ok?
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>>156602735
You must substantiate this with evidence
>>
just post from mobile data and then turn on airplane mode, clear cache for 4chan and refresh the page
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>Use of VPNs to bypass age checks on porn sites to be investigated by Australia’s eSafety watchdog
https://archive.is/EnWDm
how do you enforce this?
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>>156602756
Mozilla is going to go bankrupt.
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>>156602735
I demand proof of these wild allegations
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>>156602756
i'm fucked if this goes through
that said how do they actually do this? banning all vpns? lmao good luck
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>>156602756
They can't. Those sites can just tell Australia to go fuck itself and then block access altogether then if people choose to access it via a VPN it's not their problem.
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>>156602778
vpns will require ID
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>>156602756
>The documents outline eSafety’s reasoning for this decision, stating that as of 30 April 2026, 4chan had received 25.3m site visits from Australian users in the preceding 12 months, compared to Facebook at 2bn and Reddit 1.8bn.
damn
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>>156602756
>>156602778
don't fear. Nature and coomers will find a way. Same way they did to spoof vaxxie passports.
>>
>>156602756
>The documents outline eSafety’s reasoning for this decision, stating that as of 30 April 2026, 4chan had received 25.3m site visits from Australian users in the preceding 12 months, compared to Facebook at 2bn and Reddit 1.8bn.
>“4chan site visits are ~98% lower than Facebook and Reddit,” eSafety said.
That's quite small, I wonder what the benchmark burgers pull
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>>156602799
Why was 4chan included? We weren't banned due to no accounts.
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>That's quite small
crisp my wife
>>
sainters
>>
File deleted.
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>>156602823
Some brown cunt senator asked why 4chan wasn't included and the rational was that it's not large enough to worry about. Reality is they don't want to be embarrassed like the UK has been with 4chan just not complying with the demands and ignoring the fines.
>>
File deleted.
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>>156602834
>>156602848
holy based, anon delivers
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>>156602834
>>156602848
post the vid
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>>156602834
>>156602848
no stop this is rape
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>>156602834
>>156602848
Nice nips. Nice thighs on the bird in front too.
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>>156602834
>>156602848
>screencaps from a video
Okay, gonna need the video ASAP
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me in the background
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>>156602834
>>156602848
Wew lad
>Women filming themselves topless
Not the brightest ay
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>>156602893
kek crisp
>>
new

>>156602908
>>156602908
>>156602908
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>>156600354
>the nurse who got run over by a jeet
I used to date a nurse. Alright, hear me out....
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>>156601970
ta
any success?
>>
>>156598688
that's when I graduated highschool would ya believe it



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