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GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GO.
>>156594754But how can you compete against a people who are the power of three powerful races in one
It really is like that
>>156594754He looks like that and says that
>>156594754Why does he run like that? Is that what our handegg players would look like if they dropped the pads?
>>156594754He gives me the legit beginning of the Gladiator vibes
>>156594754Game with norway was genuinely terrifying to watchLike some attack on titan shitBodies dont move like that
>>156594754>actually funny memewow
>>156594754IK OOK IK OOK IIIIIIIIKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>>156594898Pikeys are the purest celts in the whole wide world
>>156594754Stop posting this you'll scare all the Brit flags on /sp/!!!
>>156594754>>156594948>does nothing for 99.9% of the game>scoresHow the fuck does he do it so consistently???
>>156594948He's amazing
4chan runs a meme into the ground as quick as simpddit
>>156594754His theme https://youtu.be/Mws-0QG9O-o?is=NwrGXAEKhaI8_hjA
>>156594754
>>156594948This is art.
>>156595389He's the tall Aryan gigachad version of Messi
>>156594948Terrible body language. Appears to not care for 99% of the action. Doesn't even jog, WALKS. Not a leader.
>>156595566>Pretends not to care>Until the very last secondThat's how you make a defender let his guard down.
>>156594948he's like a crocodile. he seems big and slow and not paying attention. but if you get near them they switch on and eat you.
>>156594948honestly kino
>>156594948He perfected Messi's walking technique
>>156594948
>>156594948>Messi does this>"Riggi just walks and waits for the ball">Haaland does this>OMG HAALAND CHUNGUS IS AWESOME
>>156595664Even though it was a spectacular goal, this demonstrates the terrible Brazilian defense more than his skills.
>>156594948>Always using 0.1% of his power.>Only ever goes to 10% to kick then straight back down againI kneel.
>>156595673haaland doesnt dive
https://litter.catbox.moe/olq485q2wwzyudgq.mp4
>>156595785Messi doesn't do it either.
>>156595851Fuck yeah
>>156594948>knocking over the ngubu without even stumbling
>>156595673Haaland has personality. Plus he doesn't have an angry mob of Mboppe fans against him like Messi had with CR7 fans
>>156595905
This one was also wild
>>156595664The look away is what gets me. Camera guy knew what he was doing too
>>156594773kek
>>156594754what a BEAST
>>156596797His proportions aren't that special but I think what really sells the machine/beast mode is the way he is moving. He can walk really smoothly and then suddenly it quickly gets really edgy. Like if his walkcycle switched from smooth sinus curves to sawtooth or even pulse
>>156596797
Dude has the same refs ignore your flagrant foul passive ability as Messi. Why are they pushing him so hard? He's all over social.
>>156594898Dude these colours are all fucked up. Northern Ireland is darker than middle england.
>>156594948He doesn't run to the goal in a straight line, which sets him apart from many other players who get sucked in and become easier to mark. You can see when he finally stops walking, he angles far post then cuts in to head the ball with perfect timing. Unironically elite.
>>156597795>Why are they pushing him so hard? He's all over social.Because he's actually fun to watch in a sea of mediocrity
THE CHAD
>>156597914He's just a big bully...
BEHOLD! MY TRUE FORM!
>>156598078Bro how strong is this motherfucker? I saw someone try to break his ankle and ended up breaking their own ankle.
>>156597795The 1st world is starved of white talent so when one comes along who is absolutely elite people lose their minds. Similar to Taylor Swift being the only person to fill the white pop star role and Sydney Sweeney the only hot white girl with big boobs thats currently allowed on tv.
>>156595664I kneel...
I can’t wait for England to humiliate this faggot cumskin team and put an end to these god awful threads. France is going to win.Black don’t crack.
>>156598249 shine the shoes, boy. Nobody pays you to think.
>>156598378spic
>>156594773GOTTA GO FASTBACK TO THE PAST
>>156594948do not question the machine
>>156597913Lmao Americans commenting on football tactics. The guy is literally walking and running straight, please never post again.
>>156598583He literally understands the sport better than you if you think all Haaland was doing was walking in a straight line, Abdul.
>>156594948Gabriel doesn't even see him he just appears
>>156598583How did >your team do in the world cup this year? The last one?If someone posts a webm on goat fucking you can chime in.
>Give me freedom>Give me fire>Give me Moldova>Or I retire
>>156597795This >>156597914 and he has a personality like mbappe
>>156598731does not even make sense, he scored twice against brazil dumbass
>>156595673Messi has devious villain vibes. I could see him being a drug smuggler if he wasn't a football player.
>>156594948Perfect positioning and timing. He is even better than CR7 in these skills.
>>156594948what a chad
>>156594948Were those Swedish defenders even trying?
>>156594948How could Norway make the "striker that only walks and doesn't press" work while Portugal couldn't?
>>156595673>>"Riggi just walks and waits for the ball"if you hadn't been born in 2009 you'd know that argentinians were the ones bitching at messi walking for 80% of his career
>>156594948Kino
>>156599530>argentinians were the ones bitching at messi walking for 80% of his careerThe 360 degree change in public perception after the Copa America win was insane
>>156599570everything changed about football discourse in the region when argentina won that 2021 copa, never let them gaslight you about the fact that they celebrated it like it was a world cupi still root for the mfers whenever my cunt gets eliminated in a wc but i cant stand the gaslighting
>>156594948What a brute >last thing a pagan villager sees before the Beserker maims and eats him alive
>>156598161>Taylor Swift>Sydney Sweeney>talented
>>156599120>devious villain vibes
>>156595937CALCULATED
>>156599657Yeah unlike you, I’m sure, temporarily embarrassed failartist
>>156598770>Mbappe >has a personalityIf that personality being a closeted gay man I would agree with you.
>>156599508Haaland is not washed
I can't wait until he murders Harry Kane tomorrow. It's going to be so glorious.
>>156595937Kek based
>>156597795Meme dark horse country. Every fucking FAGGOT loves an underdog. And the world is full of FAGGOTS
>>156594754>Bane?? >Prepare to die
>>156598249France literally lost in the last wc
>>156599570Nobody cares about the opinions of turd worlders. Messi’s achievements with Barcelona showed that his contribution was more than sufficient despite appearing to “walk around” most of the match. Nobody with a brain ever thought Messi was the problem with the argie team unlike Ronaldo in the last 5 years with Portugal
>>156594948Bodied that freak
>>156597795On one hand you have a Viking human missile incidentally murdering black people and on the other an Anime Supervillain just ignoring the rules of the game to win.If a shitter country does something funny but possibly underhanded it's cute, plucky and just fun.If the Football Hitler does it, it's unfair, abusive and arrogant.
>>156600136The problem with underdogs is that once they reached the top, you will vilify them, ignoring the effort they made to climb up there. So why bother reach the top when you're gonna get hated eventually?For the audience, it's easy. Once an underdog reached the top, find another underdog of justice, fighting the evil accomplished, former underdog, world champion.
>>156594948>Halaand does this/sp/: Awee you’re sweet >Messi does this/sp/: HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES??!
>>156597954>>156598078>>156594948>>156595664>>156595937How long till the jeets and pakis start worshipping him and the magic disappears?
>>156600714They already worship him
>>156600659Yes.
>>156595673haaland is grug and people like grug while messi is a jew and nobody likes them
>>156600714I think it’s already happening.He’s gained over 20 million followers on instagram since the WC started.It’s not like he wasn’t known before that being the top goal scorer in the prem 3 years running.So where are all of these “new” followers and fans coming from?
>>156600714I'm fine with that as long as they do not grind him into penis enlargement powder
>>156600714They already do
>>156594948Shitposting aside this is pretty radical field awareness. Knowing where to be and when to be there is like 90% of the striker's job.
>>156600750>>156600811grim>>156600827you really think they won't?>>156601034jesus...Imagine how much better the world would be if jeetoids and nigerians never got access to the internet
>>156595937what game is this from?
>>156600811America obvs
>>156600558We live in a spiritually corrupt age. Everyone identifies as some kind of victim and tries to self sabotage so they can inspire the most pity.
>>156597832Northern Ireland has been heavily settled by the brits for the obviosu reason.
>>156601100He’s a big guy. Walking around like that is how he saves energy and how he avoids having 3 dudes marking him simultaneously. Zlatan would do the same but he also was more involved in the build up a lot of the time just like Messi. Then you have guys like Bruno who just run around like headless chickens all match.
>>156594898So what's the deal with the Welsh? There's like 50% of their genetics unaccounted for.
>>156594948>>156594754>grug sees ball>grug scores
>>156599120in what world?he's known for being humble and down to earth compared to others, specially penaldoI guess not knowing spanish and seeing the interviews and what not does make it seem that way
>>156600714dont know bout jeets or pakis but women worldwide are wetting their panties for haaland
>>156599120He left his just for men in too long, which creates that unnaturally matted look. Also, poor mismatch on the head and beard>~ t. Silverfox
>>156597832The major settlers were protestant Scots and minor English
crazy how hard he raped brazil kekthey learn their place, filthy thirdie dogs
>>156600659haaland bulldozes his way, messi flops, they're not the same
>>156601301Holy based
>>156594948Holy based
>>156600714I don't know why Canadians are so vindictive and hateful now. They used to be chill
>>156594948yeah he can do this another 15+ years kekthirdies are COOKED. they'll be seething about our nord for another decade minimum
>>156595673Its simple my brown friend.Haaland is white, Messi is brown.Hope that cleared some things!
>>156600811>So where are all of these “new” followers and fans coming from?Thirsty women
>>156600810this, haaland is a fun personable 6'5 giantmessi is a weird autistic freak who happens to be a god at soccerhaaland is basically just gronk if he played soccer instead of football
>>156600714>>156601106"Oh no...Pakistanis and Indians like the same person that I like...GRIM!!!"Pakistanis and Indians also breathe air, btw
Why can't most countries into Strikers anymore?
>>156595785only mbappe dives
>>156595673What do you mean, I see a lot of people sucking his cock (even mexicans) all the time, it's look your algorithm has just shown you seething, unless you're referring to /sp/And if you're referring to women then is just because he's tall
>>156601319truly a mystery>>156601379good morning saar
>>156601403>tries to give his own pen back to the fanwtf he's literally me?!?!?!
>>156601419seething at Indians on the internet won't make them leave Canada, especially when most of them are already outside Canada
Can't wait for the cope when the English defence totally shuts him down and England wins 3-0 in a completely one-sided match.
>>156601727Anulo Mufa
>>156595614Crocodiles are actually really fast in water. The reason why they seem slow is because they use ambush predator tactics against land animals that are drinking water. They have to hide and go slow otherwise the hunt is ruined as the land animals get alerted. But say a poor animal is in the water crocodile capture them in like two second
>>156601403>his son in the passenger seatThat reminds me of one of my first real blackpills I was exposed to. The kid's mom took off on her bf she was with since she was like 10yrs old for Messi. As if getting cucked doesn't suck enough, the dude basically became the world's most famous cuck overnight with journos following him around asking how it feels. He gave a humiliating answer like "well at least it's Messi and not some random dude haha"I remember thinking that you must have the worst luck on the planet for your gf to dump you for one of the world's most famous superstars
Does England have enough speedy ngubus to overcome Haaland though?
>>156600659Messi's fault for not looking like a caveman
>>156601531ssssssaAAAAAAAR
>>156601573Act like a goy, think like a jew
>>156601328>our
>>156601205That's the sheep.
>>156594948hahahaha
>>156598685KWABCAM
>>156594754Reminder that as/sp/ee said one player can't carry a mediocre team and that's exactly what he is doing
>>156601203>>156601203>>156601203>>156601203>He’s a big guy.
>>156599508He does press and he's also fast and strong enough to beat the defenders in the box
>>156595389>stop moving>defender literally just leaves you alone>can go wherever you want and they need a few seconds to mentally figure out where you are and take forever to catch up to where youre going>>156594948He's got that strikers instinct
>>156600558And that constant up and down strife is beautiful, it's literally the wheel of life, I question the humanity of someone that doesn't at least find it interesting.
>>156599508They actually give him the ball. Ronaldo has to run around begging for a pass.
>>156600659>does thisHe's not known for scoring headersHe's (p)issi
>>156595566This is how a predator stalks it's prey. A lion doesn't begin by sprinting at it's prey.
>>156594898LA CREATURA ENGLOSAJONICA
>>156597999Women will never understand this.... I get why some are jealous
>>156597999Do norwegians have that serious face on even when theyre fucking around?
>>156597999that's just Leo Østigårdeverybody takes a piss at him
>>156604661What did he do? :(((Is he the team's clown or what?
>>156600156>France lost 3-3
>>156594948He's the only one in the box and still gets a run and free header. Absolute joke defending.
>>156597999Yikes
>>156604732they're just joking around. here's a longer clip
Was that ''Haarland is tired'' rumor before the last match a ruse?
>>156594948EINHERJAR
>>156600714https://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/a/16WyWe/haalandfeber-i-peru-500-barn-har-fatt-norska-stjarnans-namn
>>156594948Stop long balls to Sørloth on the wing and he's fucked. He relies on other players creating for him and putting it into the box, without that he ghosts.
>>156605724I don't know but the food poisoning was real the other day, saw Ødegaard saying it wasn't a big deal
Haaland is overrated. Dunno why you guys simp so hard for him
>>156606382Amplifico mufa
>>156606382>literally the greatest pure 9 the world has ever seen>overrated
>>156594948KINO
>>156594948He's the reincarnation of Penaldo but without the penal kicks.
>>156602531He's a descendant of viKANGS
>>156606658he's a dead ringer for Eirik Blodøks
>>156594948crazy poaching you can see the little side glances to scan the position of the goal and then one burst and gol
>>156595997Problem is the professional victims will be throwing themselves in front of him, and the refs will eat it up.
>>156601403What a nice guy
>>156595673>how do i make this about riggi?
>>156601034
>>156594754he scares me
>>156595937Please tell me that still counts
All the viking/caveman jokes are funny, but doesn't he actually sound British when he talks rather than Norweigan?
>>156595031i dont think dropping the pads would suddenly turn your players white
>>156595031Most soccer players are small and focus on speed. Harlan eats a daily diet of 6000 calories, he dude bulks like he's a powerlifter and as a result can just bulldoze through his opponents
>>156607628>HarlanFucking autocorrect. Either way, being bigger doesn't mean being slower
>>156594948My king
>>156595664>doesn't even looksugoi...
>>156601034they really hate themselves
>>156596797Roid rage
>>156601403Based Messi
>>156596012>>156607698He's looking thoughalbeit.
>>156594754The BRAUT is coming
>>156594948Unfathomably based
>>156595664looks like danilo goes 'ooof!' as haaland shoots
Is he poised to become the next aura player now that Penaldo has taken a step back from the game?
>>156600714hopefully soon enough
>>156601034pitiful existence
>>156595664the 180 turnaround gets me every time
>>156601379>"Oh no...Pakistanis and Indians like the same person that I like...GRIM!!!"right, jeets and jeetoids ruin everything
>>156595851
>>156598078Literally carrying the team
>>156601998"at least it's Messi"At that point the only way out is suicide.
>>156598685
>>156594948>alone in the box versus five>still gets ithow
>>156600811>So where are all of these “new” followers and fans coming from?I guarantee a lot of them are from Brazil.
>>156594948poaching king, i kneel
>>156598731
So, how many today?
>>156601403Awwwe, taking his son to football practice OO
>>156609965Elite Brazilian defending
https://www.instagram.com/glam_app/reel/DafvlgAtAhJ/
>>156594898>the iris hare the true britons holy kek
>>156595389>merino
>>156605115Nah, In norway we actually dont have a word for "joke", and we also have no humor. These are just dominance-gests that signify their status in the herd
>>156594754Soccer has the worst announcers, in any language. When some asshat hollers Gooooooooaaaaall for about five minutes, it is frankly embarrassing. There are some announcers like that in every sport, but the best know how to announce something big properly.When Kirk Gibson hit the walk-off homer run in Game 1 of the '88 World Series, here is how Vin Cully called it:"High fly ball into right field, she is... GONE!"Then he was silent for over a minute and let the crowd noise tell the story.
>>156594898>Ireland>British
>>156594898Forgot image
Can someone explain to me why this guy is so popular? I don't get it at all is he actually a good player I think I've only seen him because of memes about the way he looks I've literally never heard of him before the world cup.t. doesn't browse /sp/ or follow sport in general
>>156614412>I've literally never heard of him before the world cup.You and millions of other people.He's a gonk looking guy who goes full grug mode, a decent player in this cup, and is generally inoffensive. I think it helps that his country, at least to a casual viewer, has no particular heated hangups with any other country. Even the Belgians had the Belgian Congo. I can't name anything that Norway has done to earn a hated historical/international rival beyond maybe Greenland or the Viking era, which is viewed more as a cool historical quirk if anything.
>>156597664That's hilariously apt
>>156594754Why he's so good at it?
>>156594948>GHRHHH PUFF PUFF OUTTA MAH WAY MACCACCO
WEBM
I have no respect for England and it's people and it will be our pleasure to get rid of them, good riddance.
>>156601100shitposting aside, Brasil defense is just shit and fumbled it like always
>>156601128football
>>156595389preserves his stamina for when it actually matters
>>156600659trvke
>>156600827don't give them any ideas...
>>156598150isn't he like 95kg or something?at his height that would be fairly close to the natural limit he can reach at low bodyfat
>first 30 seconds and grug already tries to kill someone
>>156595673there is no equivalent of butthurt penaldo fans to seethe about this
>>156594948It's the assassin's step
>>156595566Conserving energy like a true alpha.
>>156621129ANON NO
>>156595937>plant leg>hard strike>discombobulate >score
>>156607489Why wouldn't it count
