>We don't carehow do you respond without sounding mad?
Thank God.
>I don't care that you don't care
>we don’t care either
>>156596812You don’t care that we don’t care, but you do care about what we don’t care about. QED (you lost)
>5th most popular sport at best>top 16 in the worldPer carepita champs
>>156596786but me care you
>>156596812>Cares enough to reply
>>156596874>tops the chart for most people registered playing football ("soccer")> tops the tops the football payroll charts with a guaranteed compensation> MLS spent $336 million on just international transfer fees> still a worse team than fucking Nigerialmao
>>156596786Fair enough.
>>156596786About what?
>>156596786Based
>>156596996we don't care though
>>156596996>greedy jews from FIFA desperately pump billions into trying to make soccer a thing here>the general population still doesn’t give a fuck I’m just as surprised as you are. Usually when jews say jump Americans ask “how high”
*say nothing*the fact you have to say that means you do care and are coping
>>156596786"Wow, I didnt care either, come here bro!" And go in for a hug and ass grab
>>156597066we don't care
>Europoors lose to us in basketball>"We don't care you guys are the only ones that take basketball seriously."I think it's time we analyze the i don't care statement. is there truth to it? is it a cope? a mix of both?
>>156596996Qatar spent twice that and are worse than us, so what's your point? What's the correlation between burning money and the amount of people that care about this sport in the country?
>>156596786HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>I CAN'T KICKLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156597153we don't care
Lmao you got your head of state to cry like a bitch so you could field another African and then got gaped anyway.
>>156596786Based, same sentiment I have for the olympics, 2rigged4me
>>156597179You realize you’re using the same exact cope all the thirdies are using about you right now
>>156597165Good, because if you did this would be embarrassing and sadge.
>>156597213The olympics are rigged by allowing more sports and categories that benefit certain countries. Different type of rigging and supported by facts.
>>156597066More people watched the Mexico England game in the US than the US Belgium game. Most Americans don’t watch soccer outside of the World Cup since it’s a spectacle. I don’t know how much more evidence we can give you. The culture doesn’t care. I wish it wasn’t the case because I’d love to have a good soccer team but it just isn’t happening.
>>156597344Wrong, they rigged the numbers. USA vs. Belgium got to 50.1 million and is now the most watched non-NFL sports broadcast since Tonya Harding.
>>156597150>Qatar spent twice that and are worse than us, so what's your point? What's the correlation between burning money and the amount of people that care about this sport in the country?None, which is what i'm highlighting. You can spend a truckload of money and hold the record for most people registered playing soccer. It doesn't matter if you don't have talent.Cabo verde, a nation that cares a lot less about football than say Croatia and with half a million people is still somehow better than the USMT contrary to what the FIFA ranking says. Japan, another country that doesn't care for football as much as they do for baseball or martial arts, and has a much smaller young talent pool does better too.
>>156596786you cared enough to play
>>156597304What if you just got better at those sports instead of conceding that they “benefit” countries that are better at themIt isn’t rigged btw, obviously the US does well in the Summer Olympics as expected, and nobody is rigging the Winter Olympics for *checks notes* Norway. Just git gud
>>156597428Holy rare! How are you guys doing libya friend?
>>156597398Bro why are you posting walls of text trying to hecking own us. We literally dont care
>>156597433They give Norwegians fake asthma diagnoses and inhalers.
>>156596786Even you don't believe that
>>156597442we're fine, how is Morocco after that riggi?
>>156596786It's okay that you don't care, though I wonder why you'd make a thread about it thenYou guys actually caring to a great degree would probably cause FIFA to become even more insufferable. You have your own sports, with weird systems I personally don't fully understand, but they're all fine, this is your stuff. You do youYou are of course invited to "our" sport. But I don't mind you preferring something else
>>156597455That’s Norway individually cheating though, not the Olympics as a whole being rigged. And everyone can do the same loophole if they choose
ITT: Proving OP right lmaoooo
>>156597476>>156597488Elevated cortisol alert. Mission failed
>>156597488I don’t care how the US does because we’ll always be shit but I did become more interested in soccer after this and will be following Haaland’s career with great interest
>>156597398Your argument is implying "I guess the US just sucks", but we rape the olympics everytime. We legit just don't care about the sport, and you need to back up your claim of "Cabo Verde doesn't care" with sources that isn't "I got that directly from my ass"
>>156596786I thank them for not caring. The day they start caring is the day football will be ruined for good.
>>156597504>>156597506Thanks for caring
>>156597153>>156597222Bless that GK's heart, he single handedly set soccer back a decade in the US.
>>156597491Unless the European IOC lets them do it and no one else.
>>156597486We're fine, some are angry, most are already looking forward to see the next WC. It wasn't a riggi tho, france deserved the win. They're the better team.How's your country doing? I know so little about it since the unfortunate events of 2011 and stupid news about faction vs faction shenanigans. Is life good? Everything back to normal?
>>156597513Haaland won the world cup regardless of how far Norway gets and everyone knows it.
>>156596996This is pointless out of context.US kids play soccer as just another activity. It isn't organized like in other countries.
>>156597516This single Moroccan has been seething against the US for hours now. In addition to his time zone putting him at like what, 3am?
>>156596786
>>156597540It’s all that damn oil money…
>>156597548Does it give you dopamine to pretend to be reasonable on sp? I know youre seething about the Jewish conspiracy
>>156597570I think it’s less the fact that he’s ignorant of that and more so because he’s seething.
>>156597433It's rigged to favour richer countries, you're just ignorant.
>>156597592Wait what Jewish conspiracy. You mean there’s a reason he’s been angry for the last 6 hours?
>>156597576Theyre like homeless guy on the street level of mental cognition. And everyone in their countries are like it. Shits wild. This guy's the smartest dude in the country because he can pretend not to be retarded
>>156597592Dude i can smell your frustration from where i stand. I'm not falling for the bait.
>>156597604These richer countries that are also coincidentally exactly the countries you’d expect to excel at the given sport, right? Must just be rigged then
>>156597625The Jews used nanobots to give egypt a brain virus and give up 3 goals in 15 minutes and rob Morocco
>>156597647Nevertheless you respond. Does it feel good to talk to an american. Like being acknowledged by a human
>>156597632>This guy's the smartest dude in the country because he can pretend not to be retardedI’m fucking crying lmao
>>156597693Oh yeah, i'm having a blast baiting short-tempered kids.
>>156597650>stops excelling in boxing and weightlifting>we must remove them>lets ban russia>lets add 4 more categories to track and field>lets add 8 more categories to swimming>lets add skateboarding>lets add skimo>lets add breakdancing>lets add baseball>lets add karate>lets add surfing
I'd just like to point out that we also do not care.
>>156597897Boo, get your own shtick. How far did you guys even get btw?
>>156596786You cared enough to make a whole thread about how you don't care. Your president sure cared a lot, also. You're fat.
>>156596786>We don't care
>>156597966Top 16ish
>>156597972This is where you fail. You decided to get angry and try to convince us we care when we obviously dont
>>156596828gomenasai fellow baseball fan
>>156596786>how do you respond without sounding mad?it's probably the best thing you'd ever hearjust think how'd they act if they heard soccer involved oilalso it was a Norwegian guy who won the first Idol world competition, no wonder there wasn't any world competitions after that
>>156597972You failed the test. See yourself out.
>>156597874Now this is how to respond while sounding angry
>>156598033Now this guy just referenced a 2003 British show ive never heard of to own the Americans. Really angry
>>156598033You also failed. Eurangutans can't help themselves.
>>156597972I saw so many germans with wheat belly when I lived in Germany
>>156596786I do care about you shitting up the board with "we don't care" posts which probably shows you do care since you do it all fucking day.
>>156598090Nah I honestly dont care and a lot of people agree
Euros can't banter because English is like their 3rd language.
>>156598114Theres like 4 countries on earth who understand irony
>>156598045Factos dont care about feelings tho
>>156598173Haha
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>>156596786Honestly I think I know more soccer player names from other countries than I do our own team. Besides the guy who was red carded I know little about our other dudes
>>156597148aren't balkans basketball teams top quality ?are there not instances where one of these teams beat the USA ?
WE DON'T CARE>STOMPWE DON'T CARE>CLAPWE DON'T CARE>HEY
>>156598130euros are too pretentious
>>156596786I don't respond. I listen. And that's what no one did.
real football training camp starts soon
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>>156598316They are good but USA famously has 1 bad loss and its to Argentina during the Greek Olympics. It'd be like if Jordan beat France in the round of 16
>>156598391
>>156596786Can you guys care for the next world cup so that you can make the EU mad?
>>156598391He concussed himself on this play
>>156598406Nah more like if England beat France
>>156596786I remind them that they're monosport peasants who have never escaped from plato's sportscave
>>156598001>This is where you fail. You decided to get angry and try to convince us we care when we obviously dont
>>156596786See you in 4 years
>>156598417Here's how the playbook works1) You talk shit on soccer and call it a gay ass sport2) When we win our first match or hold some giant to a draw, we celebrate like we're gonna win the World cup3)Proceed to keep hyping the team up to piss off Eurosnobs4)Win another game and REALLY start to get delusional with the expectations5)Inevitably lose to a better team and the lust wears off, we no longer care6)For the next 3 years, 11 months we simply won't think of soccer unless USA plays in Copa America again because that was fun7)Still call it a gay ass sport
>>156598427No fucking way. Look at the 2004 Argentina squad. Its Manu and Scola then Nocioni and Carlos Delfino and a bunch of random
>>156598489Argentina were a top 5 team in the world at the time going up against our JV team
>>156598471Most American poster in this thread. The European mind can't comprehend air-conditioning or the fact that after this cup ends most Americans just don't fucking watch or care about soccer.
>>156598646In 4 years we will care again temporarily.
>>156596786What's wrong with caring?
>>156598672We don't care
>>156598672The time that Americans care about international sports is known as the Olympics, it's the battleground of every powerful nation state. (America, USSR, China, EU Countries)
>>156598672>What's wrong with caring?Nothing but the shame of not being the best for the self absorbed, therefore they'll only admit that they care when they're the 1st, which means never.
>>156596812>HERE THEY COME MARCHING DOWN THE STREET>LIKE THE DESPERATION MURMUR OF A HEART BEAT
>>156598887you retard even if we do win we still wouldn't care. the sport isn't a religion here like it is in europe, south america, and your craphole. it's crazy you guys can't get it through your head that we don't care
>>156599042Say it one more time. Maybe repeating it for the billionth time will make you more believable.
>>156599063We can tell you're angry man. Just stop. Its cringe. Youre like a little raging jester
>>156596786Ok, care about your handegg game then.
>>156599094Not until you guys accept that we don't care. You need to do your part and get the message through to your Euro brothers.
Why are they so desperate for us to care?
>>156599149Its called the "world cup" but you can only be the world champion if the most powerful country cares. So they desperately try to make us care but we never will so its still a provincial tournament
>>156599071>We can tell you're angry man.I don't care. Do you grasp the difference or not? The difference is that when i say it, it's true. When you say it, your hubris speaks, and when you call someone angry, it means that person is annoying you. If i learned anything about americans, it's that they're predictable behavioral copycats for the most part. Your individuality is a smokescreen.
>>156599149I just hope I live long enough to see us win the World Cup and then not care the next week except to shit on Euros
>>156599207Go to sleep akhol sharmoota. Don't waste your Saturday being a fucking bum sleeping in
>>156598672Who cares?
>>156599210>I just hope I live long enough to see us win the World Cup so... you care?
>>156599207Bro youre like angry and Arab online. We dont care
>>156599294wanting to make foreigners mad doesn't mean you care about a sportwe beat your ass in hockey and we dont really care about it
>>156596996kek gottem
>>156599294He said he hopes (future) reality is simply a sequence of presents. Right now he does not care but he is envisioning a future state in which he cares
>>156599327Bro is across the world and cares.
>>156599330Yes, quite. As you can see, our formal position of not caring holds.
I would rather that my team beats my regional rival in a playoff football or baseball game than America wins the world cup.Most Americans think like me.You will never change this
>>156598391literal murderegg
>>156599345how many posts have you made in this thread
>>156599207alright anon we got like several different sports and track stuff that competes for our attention. Hell skateboarding was real big during the Tony Hawk days, generally big names can bring us in to stuff but I haven't really seen any from our soccer teams that could pull as much weight as Messi. Even than 4 years for a the main event most gonna see is hardly enough time to get us to hype our team most barely know til its already game day unless too like now they get past groups and go a bit further.Unlike the Olympics to this a singular sport and not multiple so wanting our expectations to be #1 in everything kinda falls flat when we rather focus on specifics areas to be #1 in and not just #1 for 1 thing in perticular.
>>156596786The only thing I care about is seeing the anime feet posted during the hydration breaks.
