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berfds
Mune is back Soxbros
>>156598539source????
>>156598513it's nu already, I hadn't even noticed
Chicago Duds
>>156598547why hasnt he homered yet
snakes vs doggie doos in 20doots
why do teams pitch to the yankees when we hit everything for a homer?
>it's a vlad gidp at batthat's every at bat doe
>>156598542its just the kiwi-flavour of this personhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q9NxkmT-244
>>156598520same to you, Kiwibro. you, the fake Aussie, the Irish Metsposter, the Mets poster that always posts that one praying anime girl, and the few Mets posters that despise the team all make /mlb/ worth it>>156598534I try my best to catch every game or at least have it on in the background. sometimes work/school makes it impossible or I gotta lock in. but I follow the box scores every single day regardless. I probably have 80% of the games on
bieber hasn't looked the same since his injury, should be throwing batting practices so if the padres don't knock him around...
>>156598585im finna tune in
>>156598617
>>156598571there are a bunch of these sorts of 'Maori' people here that essentially larp as fully nativeembarrassing desu
>>156598617Architectbros...
dodgers
>>156598599>one praying anime girlMisaki Mets?
errorin baboone's stankees, ladies and gentlemen
Mets will break the Red Sox's winning streak.
>>156598581understandable. they just put those concrete steps behind her in recently.
>>156598630>trashinals>offense
>>156598631UNFUNNY JINX DETECTED
>>156598627oh yeah you're cool too anon. but also the guy that always posts picrel
>>156598625>Architectbros...not...not even i can defend this...
>>156598630so that;s why teams pitch to the yankees cause eventually they have to take the field again lol
>>156598617snekblob
>>156598631Sux will lose more traumatizing than 1986
It's over. Fucking jinxing motherfucker
>>156598643I'm not misaki poster
>>156598624yeah, performative nativism is a feature of every country probably.
grim stuff lads
>>156598617hey bb
>>156598649Like that defense?
A fuckin female announcer. In this day and age.
BENI GOES BOOP
>>156598662you're still based buddy just deal with it
BENTENDO
>>156598682my stream has died >:(
>>156598682might be the most Metsian thing for our stellar bullpen to crash their value just before the trade deadline so that we're fucked on both ends kek
>>156598693I blame Apple TV for this
>>156598686stay strong brother
Bombshot Bieber at it again
>>156598617Imagine the stench
TRISTAN PETERS CYCLE
>>156598709I was thinking this the other day after they flashed up their stats during that 10-inning gameclassic
C Y C L EYCLE
>>156598654she just swallowed a child. she will not need to eat again for 8 days
>>156598690tyvm
WHITE SOX BROS
God damn Brooke, show some excitement for the banana man
yeah i think bieber is done as a starter, just nothing but batting practice meatballs
>>156598712haven't seen that one before. I like it.
>>156598721>>156598726waow!! (actually that is very cool congratulations white sox frens)
TRISTAN MVPETERSThe wand is real
>>156598738saved
>>156598276This is how ligers are created
>>156598768Jeff :(
One day back in high-school, I was in the hallways in-between classes. Up ahead of me a ,couple of classmates were chatting. I'm walking past and I hear one of them say "baseballs for fags". I think "surely he doesn't really think that, right?"Well, time goes by and I discover /mlb/.He was right.
>>156598726>>156598721>>156598763an auspicious return for Munetaka-san
yep I'm thinking chicago white sox are back
>>156598768>>156598780Ikr
>>156598732kek
>>156598513>not raining>postpone the game anyways
For now, let's all call the Jankee schizo known as "Weener". So Mr. Weener, thank you very much for delivering another magical jinx to this thread. Now the Red Sox are 4-1 over Mets ;)
>>156598732*9 monthsftfy
Metsbros, does it pain you to know that we could've had Ewing, PCA and Benge patrolling the outfield with Soto playing 1B/DH?
>>156598726>>156598721>First cycle since JOSAVIOR
>>156598814would've been an elite and young OF
>>156598835elite young talent. not necessarily great production.
cycle this bussy
I have a sneaking suspicion that the>this bussy>pfmaposters are the same person
>>156598814Soto at first doesn't sound like a good idea to me
for FUCKS sake Alvy another GIDP
>>156598763He's also got a wizard sombrero hat today too
>>156598880can't be worse than sticking him in LF
>>156598814Retaining PCA would have altered the space time continuum and the Soto trades may never have happened tho
>>156598877t. the bussy and pfma poster
>>156598833I still remember Josavior motoring around second to third with that hilarious face for his cycle.Damn that was NINE years ago...
>>156598899he and Vientos are insane rally killers. it's HR/long double or ground outs for the most part
ITFDB
>>156598905>you just got girl math'd, chud
>>156598905the Dodgers should have protected Roberto Clemente on their 40-man roster.
>>156598905you're not wrong. it is a pleasure to have Soto on the team. feels good knowing he'll go into Cooperstown as a Met
MIGGY VRO
>>156598877yeah well i got a sneaking suspicion panama and the yankees namefag are the same person
>>156598914leads the NL with 14(!) GIDP it's insaneI don't like the he's on the IL, but not having Vientos doing the exact same thing is a minor blessing
>Carlos Cortes is now pitching lefthanded
I wish the Mets had occasions where they went on a big run inning. Like the White Sox scored 8 runs just there but I've yet to see the Mets do one the whole of June. Totally infuriating.
>>156598940were you the one bitching about not getting enough back for Kopech?
The aura of this ballgame is chopped. Sockniggas are going to win anticlimactically.
>>156598951Ump is having a laugh as well.
>>156598947>87178291200 GIDPthat’s insane…
>>156598947at least Alvy is a catcher so it's sort of understandable despite the fact that we all expect/want big hits out of himVientos is just a giga bust. apparently the FO is still fairly high on Baty though. I guess his utility provides good value but he's really been pretty forgettable this season. maybe it's not entirely his fault since he doesn't get to play every day and settle in. plus being moved around a bunch has gotta fuck with your focus
>>156598974He just wants this game to end already
go go go
>>156598985
>>156598976We're in the money!We're in the money!We've got a lot of what it takes to get along!
it's over
>>156598976would be neat if his calculator said BOOBIES
>tfw you find the perfect javslop actress to nut to 5x in a day
>>156599007>marina ikedabased
>chune in>someone already on baseone of these niiiights
>>156598960I was probably one of them but honestly I was probably the one who was surprised we even got anything back for that bum who somehow turned into super closer the second he left us. Funny how that keeps happening
>>156599007five is a little much no?
>>156599012why would ohtani do this?
Greg clownshow actually put Jake Woodford into the game only down 1 run what a fucking retard
>>156599003>inputs 7734 and turns the calculator upside down
>>156598981yea all three of them are having pretty forgettable seasons, at least Brett's been getting on base more recentlyI still think about Mark blowing through that stop sign back in April or whenever it was, that said a lot about what kind of team mate and player he is I reckon
>>156598905I just wanna fucking marry Abby
BRING BACK MENDOZA PLZ. EVEN IF ITS FERNANDO I'LL TAKE ANY MENDOZA PLZ
>>156599011Miyabi Inamori in my case>>156599017depends on the day. sometimes you're a rutting buck
>>156599002We're not Mariners fans, we're better than this
>five is a little much no?
>Bullpen game>Hurt startingFFUUU
>>156599030bro he hired Scott Boras in the offseason lolhe's got a ridiculously inflated sense of self-worthit's good that he has so much confidence I suppose but the results aren't there and we need to get rid of him
>sengaMeh. Back to playing video games.
>>156599031>hi there anon…
>>156599040Holy mid
>>156599047you're not? D:
might just turn it off
>>156599016Kopech was decent for the rest of the season. we didn't have room for Vargie to develop at the major league level anyway.
>>156599085she's got a fat ass, abs, big tits, and kisses like a demon. one man's mid is another man's cumslop>>156599060whatcha playin
Roki "Reiwa no Kaibutsu" Sasaki status?
>>156599047but it's officially over
kek this Apple broadcast is a disaster
>>156599106sniffing around the dugout
we still got it we still got it>>156599090when the owners of that dog leave the house, the dog pours itself a bowl of cereal and eats it sitting like a person
>named hurt >hurts the team
his name is literally hurt
>>156599090would.
a's probably lost this one
>>156599057BorASS is legit cancerthat tracks for Mark lol
Based Pope Sox and Tristan Peters
Watch out Doyerpacos. Somebody's gonna get Hurt!
>>156599129>>156599131HAHA
OHTANI BOMB
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
>>156599124Why did he do it?
Mets potential candidates for next coach:Alex Cora, Carlos Beltran, David Ross, Albert Pujols, Rocco Baldelli. I need winners sorry Carlos but its the Cora show plz
BIG FLY
dingertani-sama
Good Guy Ohtani picking up Hurt after letting the team down by sitting out
HES TOO POWERFUL
Isn't he injured? How can he still be this insane?
>>156599170frank
OH OH
edman should be in the 2 spot
>>156599192imagine the in-game dugout meltdowns
>>156599182that image always reminds me of pic related for some reason
>>156599170Joe Maddon status?
>>156599190You don’t have to run and put pressure on your knee if you homer
And just like that
LMAO ohtani went in to take a piss or chug a beer from the cooler
ANDY P
PAGES GOES POOF
PAGEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>156599205hopefully dead
PANDY
>>156599204smoking is bad for you
>>156599170>inb4 Mets sign steal a World Series
lmaoFAGGOTbacks!
AHHHHHHH
>>156599238this was deboonked in the last thread
>>156599205asking the real question>>156599232that's really fucked up and karma comes around
mookie slap!
>ohtani hits leadoff HR>diamondback broadcas in completely unperturbed voice: you can see him running gingerly on that knee as he rounds 2ndHow salty are they
anyone having issues with mlbwebcast or is it just me?
>>156599257people found him annoying for always acting like the smartest guy in the room, not that it deserves death to be wished upon hi,m.
E-Rod looks like a Venezuelan orangutan
lock it up Mests
>>156599282yeah, it's been shit for me lately. streameast works better rn.
>Mets have 1st and 3rd no out and don't scoreWe know that feel bros
If all star players are injured they still go to the game right just not playing in it?If so do they also get introduced in grand fashion? And do they walk the red carpet?
>>156599276Every broadcaster does that as cope just to calm the audience. In the Mets broadcast to deflect on that shitty performance agains the Royals they started talking about Pasquatino's arm and also a weird topic about how one of the commentators will never have grandkids as his children dont want any.
>>156599282Yea mine stopped worked and the Mets gave up two more runs so I just gave up watching it tbqh
>>156599061Hey babes. You cool with your former employer winning the Stanley Cup?
>2026 Mest>spend 388 million dollars on payroll>lose>fire the manager>lose>homosex pride day>lose>lindor returns>lose>owner says "why are fans angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS>loselolmestolmest
i swear andy P was watching a fortnite video
>>156599282it often doesnt have games that arent on mlbtv
kind of irritating Arenado is having a sort of bounce back coming back to the division
>>156599302>>156599322>>156599343fuck it, guess i'll go get something to eat
>klein warming up
If Buckner cursed the Sox before, then his ghostly spirit has moved onto the Mets.
The Texas Rangers MINDFUCKED the Asstros in the 2023 ALCS
oh okay>back to the hurting
The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper "lolmest.”
just caught a glimpse of Klein warming up and thought it was JT for a second :(
Of all people, why Hurt? Easily the weakest of the pen
>>156599388he ain't pitch, coach
>>156599376And the Texas Rangers also MINDFUCKED you too in the 2010 ALCS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156599318Off topic conversations are the cornerstone of mets broadcasting. I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>156599379excellent album
>>156599383no cagar
not our night tonight. at least McLean, Ewing and Benge looked breddy gud!
Dodgers bullpen game is a guaranteed win.THIS TEAM IS UNSTOPPABLE!
well gg Redsoxbros
So what if the Yankees lost 15 out of 20 (franchise record) and struck out 17 times in back to back games (franchise record). The Yankees will turn it on in the postseason because that's why.
The current Canadian team is playing a future Canadian team as the Toronto Blue Jays play the future Vancouver Padres.
>>156599410Because they cheated like every Yankee opponent does to combat our mystique and aura
>>156599424>>156599424For me it's Elemental.
>>156599431lazy to be trying this so early desu
>>156599313Anyone know?
>>156599431She's gonna be 300lbs by the end of this game... and I still would
>>156599383
>red sox score 2 moreMetsbros...
>>156599449I'll check it out some time. haven't listened to them in many years desu.
>tfw your team homers but now it's not a save situation I wanna see Chapman tie Eckersley before Breslow trades him
>>156599470hopefully they're emptying their clip tonight and we rope-a-dope em into a series win :^)
what 1986 does to the Mest...
SHOUTSHOUTLET IT ALL OUT
It's da fuckin tiggie cats>>156599383lel
>>156599442>our mystique and auraare strippersTell me something.. The Yankees scored a total of 3 runs in four games in Houston in the 2017 ALCS. Explain how that means the Astros cheated.
>>156599461no, they don't typically show up.
>nashitols
>>156599479Their discography is great up until the underwhelming album they released a few years ago
>>156599467New York City is an absolute third world shit hole.
>>156599504How'd you get home field advantage there redneck beaner? Clank Clank
>>156599507It's over.
I just realized i haven't seen a mlb.tv free game of the day this season. did they stop doing that?
>>156599527pay up buster
>>156599519Better than your beta flyover dump
>>156599524the same way we won the 2017 World Seriesby being a far superior team to the NY Yankees
>>156599519go back to X john, you dont get paid for posts here
>>156599513I know they went kind of quiet for many years, so I just stopped tracking what they were doing. I did hear a couple years ago either Curt or Roland talking about the other having recently lost his wife or that she was very ill and it made me sad. I planned on listening to their stuff but forgot about it soon afterward.
>>156599557I can't hear you your trash cans and buzzers are too loud
SHUT THE FUCK UP NORIEGA!
>mfw I'm not the only one that listens to Tears for Fears
>33 pitch ninthcan we just wrap it up already please
Mest are getting the Brazil treatment
>>156599552My flyover city is 96% white, 4% other. What percentage white is your New York City?
>>156599592they were a big part of some formative years for me
>>156599527yes, it got replaced by an "MLB game of the day" on Peacock and ESPN app
>>156599564When they made Everybody Loves a Happy Ending in 2004 they said they wouldn't bother making another album unless it was particularly successful. If the wife thing is the reason they put out another that's quite interesting (aside from being sad) since both of them are infamous for being unsentimental. At least as far as music is concerned.
mest getting absolutely raped and gaped tonightthe problem is, they enjoy it
>>156599615who gives a shit you polchud dork. your flyover backwater shithole also has inbreeding and less ppp than jakarta
>>156599611raped by a nordic ogre?
>>156599627lame i'm not downloading that shit
why would you bother changing pitchers down by 5 with 2 outs in the 9th
it's over rushing haters he's got PR now
I miss Pride Month. It should be more than 30 days a year that MLB celebrates men having sex with men. But I enjoy this sport more knowing that every team but the Rangers supports a very specific identity based on man on man anal sex. It just goes hand in hand - or should I say dick in ass? - with America's pastime.
>>156599632that sounds right. I always got the sense they were private people that weren't really looking to be famous.
go metsies go
kek MESTizos
>>156599615My Manhattan residence is worth more than your minimum wage. Someone's gotta pay for your welfare
>>156599637Imagine thinking living in a city is a flex with the state of US cities now. And no, I don't live in flyover or come from there and I spend plenty of time in cities. Yay, ethnic food am I right?
>>156599648Man that shot is just so perfect. Nutmegs defender, goalkeeper doesn't expect it, it gets a perfect bounce and nestles perfectly in the corner. No chance at all. Hope he does this to pickford many times tomorrow
Xzavion sounds like a name for a fucking medicine or something
>>156599687i don't give a shit what you think. your opinion does not matter to me or the world
>>156599648Haaland is a fucking beast
>>156599687Living in Manhattan IS a flex you pubebeard. Enjoy the NBA Finals?
>>156599685
>>156599686>residenceMommy's extra bedroom
>>156599648love this guyhe's like if gronk played soccer
>>156599693I just asked my doctor if Xzavion is right for me
>>156599688it's coming home lad
YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX MVP
>>156599669where Puig?
>>156599701IDC if you care or not. Just showing the thread what an insecure loser you are. Sux 2 b u.
>>156599711Your mother fantasizes about living in Manhattan with an alpha New Yorker like me
>>156599721kek
>>156599709>Living in ManhattanOkay, Moishe
>>156599686your house is worth more than a years salary?
Cum shitter kek
/mlb/ is a no bully zone
>>156599687the variety of ethnic food is the best thing about big cities
>>156599709Show us your harlem crib lilbro
>>156599729>hit probability 19%He told that math to shut up and shove it.
>>156599734An alpha in Manhattan who spends Friday night on 4chan?!AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>156599729>pitching that to a left handerKWAB
>*saps sports energy from brazilian soccer team and channels it to the white sox*
>>156599745HUSTLEANDBUSTLE
>>156599738>>156599739My Manhattan property has me set for life
>>156599742Except for schizo name fag. Everyone should relentlessly bully him
>>156599688England bowing out is always a good time
OH NO NO NO NO STANKEE DOOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJUST BLEW ANOTHER LEAD TO THE FUCKING NATINALS!
>>156599758Why did they get swept by the Red Sox then?
>>156599758We've lived long enough to see a subversive globalist become pope who's also an American pope that hates America.
The Red Sox are going to rape and gape both New York teams in less than a month.
>>156599754When you have my money you can do whatever you want. Put the fries in the bag neckbeard
Klein has burned through all his ws goodwill
>>156599762I like the museums and show venues also. you can have your cracker barrell, bro.
My BASED Nats taking a LITTY LEAD in the 7th
Bros I think the Yankees pitcher is shitting cum. Wtf? That's crazy
kek Klein got bailed out by that dbacks batter swinging at that awful pitch
yankees losing again
a seether just flew over my manhattan residence!
>>156599729lolmest
would've been nice a little earlier, but well done Brett
Being a Yankees fan must fucking suck
>>156599732congrats nobody cares about your opinion but keep posting bro
>>156599777too many evangelical converts in latin america, the church is growing weaker o algo
>>156599806>28 rings in October 2026>sucks
stankeedoo 'em!!
>>156599789>museum of twerking, shucking, and jiving
>>156599806my favorite airline, Lueta
HAPPENINGhttps://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2026/07/white-sox-trade-jacob-gonzalez-brandon-eisert-to-pirates.html
>>156599814>zero rings in your lifetime>tiny penis energy
gg Redsoxbros see ya tomorrow
At least the Mest homered a run more than the Stankees kek
Why are the Yankees losing? Its pissing me off.
>>156599778>We've lived long enough to see a subversive globalist become popethat was the last pope too though?at this point the catholic church is just an arm of the democratic party
>>156599813>evangelical convertsimagine being retarded and then imagine being convinced to be a retard by an even bigger retard lol
ITS UPhttps://x.com/NjTank99/status/2075776478697160736
Is this good for my pirates?
>>156599814>45 strikeouts in three games>sucks
what does ohtani actually do?
still not sure where this "rape and gape" lingo is from
ktani
>>156599838This guy's far worse
>>156599778He's a chad. treat him with the reverence due a figurehead of one of the world's leading religions, dirtbag heathen.
WE LOSTAGAIN.
>>156599842Peff is lying. He's stupid and doesnt know shit
>>156599814Does it really matter how many rings they won back when there were six teams in the league when you didn't witness any of them?
>We've lived long enough to see a subversive globalist become pope who's also an American pope that hates America.
JIMMY LUMBER
>>156599821parks are also nice. any eye candy around also rules.
>>156599842Pretty bigGonzalez is good but just didn't have room to play and Eisert has more than had his moments
a freemanian gidp
let's admit it. 9/11 has forever cursed baseball in new york.
Same old YankeesCan't score runs without a HRCan't make contactRuns the bases like drunksPlays the field like little leaguersShit bullpen can't hold leadsThat's the Yankees circa 2010-2026You are never getting off this ride, Yankees fans.
>>156599859how is he worse? He's relatively young and he's got his finger on the pulse. Good times ahead!
The Nats are winning but the bullpen will almost certainly blow it
>>156599823What's the pirates endgame here, no one in that division is beating The Brewers and Miz
Maybe another 9/11 will cure them. Maybe a plane flying into some schizos Manhattan apartment would help
>>156599880No wonder they lost
>>156599922anyone able to translate that order to me? 4 vanilla syrup pumps is crazy but whats the line above it
>this guy's far worse
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
>>156599931>What's the pirates endgame hereI guess compete for that last wild card spot so they can play the shitty Brewers in a best of three.
>kike bobbleheadshouldnt it be bobblehands?
>>156599947Vanilla sweet cream foam
cum shitter kek
>>156599947Sc = Shitted Cum I know that much
>>156599920aura jacked
I think I may have coined Cum Shitter but I'm not sure
>>156599999
>>156599982kekkkkkkkk
>>156599947>>156599977correction..Vanilla Sweet Cream COLD Foam
>>156599983shut up
PRRRRRRRRRRRT
Kaz is too good for this team
>>156600003Damn, almost had it>>156600000
>>156599982two questions:1. is that really his name?2. does he really do that?
Oh Weener! where's our beloved Yankme schizo. So how bout dem Nats? KEK
Pirates are aiming to leapfrog the Cubs
>>1566000341. yes2. yes
>>156599826I've literally seen 5>>156599884Okay I've seen 5. You? Aw poor beta flyover
>>156600034he shits cum on the mound and into his bosses coffee lol
>>156599920We won in 2009, you idiot.
>>156600093Thanks to Phillies injuries and uncharacteristic performances
Uh oh. It's almost as if /mlb/ shitposting doesn't mean anything in the real world!
>>156600093in 6 games
welcome back dodgers chokepen
that ball was right in the sweet spot, Stewart
>>156600093World series wins prior 9/11: 26World series wins after 9/11: 126 wins in 98 years1 win in 25 years
>>156600135We would've won in 2001, 2003, 2017, and 2025 but our opponents cheated
is it true that the yankees storybook season in 2001 after 9/11 was ruined by a diamondbacks walk off in game 7?
I travel a lot for work, and I've recently started using AI image generators to make instant loss 2koma comics that feature a cartoon version my wife getting fucked. They make me cum with the force of a thousand suns. Is that weird?
>>156600109>>156600116>>156600135Don't care, still won.
>>156600143you cheated every year you won so that puts you at -23 rings. stfu
Stop gooning and learn ball
>>156600093huh? when did that happened? I thought the 2009 season was cancelled by another players strike.
my wife is a fucking idiot
>>156600114LOL
trevor bauer
the sportsnet LA announcers clearly have some bad blood with each other
>>156600155Mariano Rivera blowing that save in game 7 saved a teammates life, look it upSo no, it wasn't ruined
>>156600214who?
>>156600217>look it upno, just tell me
>>156600216Karros is prickly and Nelson gets wound up quickly.
>>156600216nah, its Karros being a little bitch
I BE FEELIN LIKE MAN WHEN I WALK THRU
>>156600155Arizona cheated with Matt Williams and Luis Gonzalez doing roids. Don't forget 2019 was ours also>>156600180Being alpha as fuck isn't cheating
>>156600193>Woman>IdiotWow, I am shocked.
>>156600217>wins even when he loses
>>156600135We've won championships in other sports since 9/11.2 Super Bowls1 MLS Cup1 WNBA Championship1 NBA Championship
>>156600135>went from winning every 3-4 years to not winning for the past 17 yearsstankees kek
>>156600256>MLS>WNBA
kek stanks
>>156600256Oh, and 1 NWSL Championship
>Yankees haven't won since 2009>No one else can catch up to our 27Silly flyovers
>>156600114OH NONO NONONONO /MLB/SISTERS WHAT DO WE DO
>>156600249you were loaded with roiders
nobody smokes more cock than me. NOBODY
>>156600273Watch me having fun celebrating a championship.
>>156600298Like who?
>>156600303Cun Shitter KEK!
The Yankees are an ownership change away from becoming a dynasty.
>>156600155IT WAS OUR TURN
FLOATERCENTER FIELD
>>156600155The 9/11 storybook season turned out to be Super Bowl XLII
>>156600293>/MLB/
>>156600315most of your team was. even the guys who sucked.
doggie doos kek!
Big Oak reminding me of 2015 MVP Josh Donaldson right now.
>>156600293>>156600114kek he shits cumout of his ass
27 rings STFU!!
>>156600343https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QBKT5MTpf_o
EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING FLYOVER BETASJAZZ SWAGYANKEES WIN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
oh shit Jazz
fuck jizz
burning through the pen and they're not even doing what they're supposed to do
This blue jays bitch actually seems to know what she’s talking about and it’s pissing me off
>>156600349LIKE WHO BETA?JAZZ SWAG
JAZZED
>>156600368AHAHAHAHAHAHAHACUM SHITTER!EW
>have a guy with an ERA of 17.36 try to close out against jazz swagTOP FUCKING KEK
You hear that? Its the anons in this general who are tapping the backspace key after they got all their stinkeedoo posts typed expecting for the game to be over by now.
Literally the first thing Jazz has done all year
thanks blowpen
BACK TO BACK WORLD CHAMPS?THEY LOOK LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN
>>156600445>stinkeedooit's stankeedoo* 'emkek!
my doggiedoos suck tonight
There's a woman umpire at second base and a woman calling the game on TV.
>>156600473i fucked her
>>156600461And you had to delete the text you have already typed out.
>>156600460thought they had it in the bag kek
hurt really hurt the dodgers chances at sweeping the dbacks
OH HELL NAWdubs and nats walk it off
>>156600428you're a poseureveryone knows about Clemens and Petite. Brosius, Knoblauch, Martinez, Posada and Soriano were probably juicing also. plenty of the other shitters like Nick Johnson and your bp pieces also.
KEK DISCORDTRANNIES
>>156600480delete this text
>>156600485
>>156600500kek stankeedoo 'em!!
dear oh dear
>>156600507Don't you feel like a retarded faggot posting that while the Yankees are winning?
HOME RUN DERBY! WHY DO YOU PITCH TO US?! EVERYTHING WE HIT IS A HOMER YOU FUCKING FLYOVER BETAS HAHAHAHAHHA
>>156600500stankeexissters....
>>156600475
>>156600368kek cum shitter kek
who the fuck is kazuya locomotive and how does he have 22 home runs
ALL'S WELLS THAT ENDS WELLS
>>156600501>no concrete evidenceHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE AND SEETHE
stankee doo 'em
kek stanksstankdominicans kek!
>>156600500>>156600532Good luck. Bednar is the new Mariano Rivera
>mets lose>paco has a meltiejej
>cum shitter
27 rings stfu
>>156600567Let's not get too crazy here. There's only one Mo.
>>156600555I don't know why you pretend to be retarded and just shitpost, which you aren't particularly good at. whatever. I know there are people here can't stand you, but you don't bother me.
>having a 9th inning lead against the washington baseball walgreens in a july slurper is like winning the world series to stankeedoo 'em keksyou literally can't make this up lmao
All you doodoo em retards realize the Yankees won tonight right? Nationals bullpen is allergic to getting the 3rd out kek
>>156600563>>156600565>>156600581YWNBARW
>they're still mindbroken
>>156600594You Will Naturally Be A Real Woman!!
So this guy just shits cum on the pitchers mound? Why does Manfred allow this?
Surely the Nationals aren't going to walk this off are they?
Yankgers in this genny
>>156600368Gottim
>>156600578I said he's the new one, not better desu>>156600579>>156600581>run your mouths about losing tonight>choke in the 9th>MUH JULY WORLD SERIES DOODOOEMflyovers top kek
>>156600511kek
I member yankgers
booneydoo 'em
>nashitnalsWhat do they do?Not even a Yankees fan.
>nashitols>bullpen
>>156600637They blow leads
>>156600621we're your best friends, you lonely loser. show some respeck.
>mets lost>cubs lost>yankees winning>doyers losing>poodres losingyup. it's a recipe for peak seethe from the usual suspects
Vladdy playing like dog shit now. At least the first month of the season he was getting on base. Now he strikes or ground outs every at bat. Half a billion-dollar man..
>>156600633oldfags will remember
Why do Maryland fans think they can beat New York in Baseball?
>>156600612I'd rather not.
At least the Walgreens Nutellas have won a recent World Series than the Skankees.
>>156600671KEK!!
>>156600647
>>156600671grok? marge? lois?
>>156600671But we won in 2026
your country is a canal sit down lil hombre
The Yankees will win the upcoming lockout season
>>156600654That's what you get for running your mouth after cheating in the 2025 ALDS
>>156600671Surely with all the rings the Yankees have they must have won one recently? No way you're going to tell me most of those are from some bygone era of baseball
WHATS GOING ON WITH THESE DODGERS PITCHERSSOME BAD COACHING GOING ON THERE
BALLGAME OVER2026 WORLD SERIES OVERYANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
Why do the yankees cause so much seethe in these people?Is it their inferiority complex to the East Coast?
>>156600707How did we cheat?
>>156600732>>156600732>>156600732nu>>156600732>>156600732>>156600732
Yankees win!/mlb/ loses
>>1566006552025 oldfag here, i dont remember this
Harvey’s makes your hamburger a beautiful thing btw
based clocktower saver
>>156600731Because all their women wish they were New Yorkers and fantasize about it
>>156600735Shan’t be using this early thread
>>156600735no FUCKING STOP POSTING THIS WE WON
>>156600734George Springer. Enough said
>>156600655been around for yonks, don't remember this
>>156599428Are you Metspie?
>>156600785You are just whining and making excuses. The Blue Jays simply had your number last year.
>>156599862like whom you like but lying ain't gonna cut it. he's a textbook cuck and that's the opposite of being anti-Catholic because he's working against their interest, you absolute clueless cunt
>>156599880lofl. you don't come back from that as a team.not saying who i used to support, but i switched to TEX after they said eat shit to MLB's homo promo.
>>156600501Nick Johnson was good, you pleb
>>156599885You absolute mental midget I'm pro Christian and disgusted by the present pope as any true Xian would be
>>156600251two GOATs
>>156600539implants. gross.
>>156600954Doubt it. She played women's softball at a high level.
>>156600883Texas is gay though
