Ok but WHY do you think the rowing is reddit??
>>1565988404chan by nature is contrarian.
The rowing is based and fun and the only meme this shit tournament has provided so fun. People remember South Africa for the Vuvuzelas, they will remember 2026 for the RO.
>>156598840Is Norway even dominant at rowing during the summer olympics? i have no idea..
>>156598840because they’re all basedfaced retards with a cradle to grave welfare system thanks to a lucky discovery of liquid that makes engines run. not vikings
>>156598840norwegian males look reddit as hell
>>156598840Because it looks fun and people are enjoying things and I'm a miserable piece of shit so I get defensive when I see others enjoying life
>>156598840Because it such a bullshit fake planned viral faggot idea, that is just a shitty version of the Icelandic Viking clap. The way the first video went viral with them doing it on the escalator was suspicious enough but then it became their "thing" this tournament and all the media companies ate it up.But its "Reddit" because its the type of non offensive footy lads lads lads banter culture that has zero grounding in reality. Its like Disney invented football fan culture. If you did this in any football ground in Europe youd be told to fuck off by your own fans and projectiles thrown at you by opposing fans
>>156598888vuvuzelas were the opposite of reddit
>>156598934You’re gonna lose tomorrow faggot
>>156598888octo-quads of truthi still distinctly remember the vuvuzela memery from world cup and that was about (god help me) a decade and a half agohell, if not for that world cup the word 'vuvuzela' would probably be red underlined for auto-correct but it seems to have standard recognition
>>156598840I think it's fine and quite fun, but I also can't help but find it a bit cringy, especially when it gets celebrated like the most creative shit ever, the best thing since sliced breadI wouldn't say it's reddit, but this eternal Viking reference thing gets kind of stale at some pointGenerally, I find it nice that people show up and do something special. And I see it as some sort of tribute/identification with national history/heritage. That's cool. But I don't see why people have to go YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF at it
>>156598840Me in the left filming with my Iphone
>>156598961I can still hear them. In my nightmares, I still hear them.
Maybe we Americans should have all fired our standard issue Colt revolvers in the air after each goal
>>156598954You already lost you spastic
As an observer ive enjoyed Norwegians the most. They seem to be amazed by their surroundings. Enjoying the sights from what I've seen irl
>>156598994>omg le hecking ranch dressing and a buc'ees
>>156598934I still don't understand why it makes you so mad. Is it because other people are having fun? Is that it?
>>156598988A celebratory school shooting after every goal
>>156599004Im just saying irl
>>156598840it's a copy from Iceland's thunderclaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54UOUJScKkk
>>156599004Imagine me. Surely bigger and stronger than you forcibly fucking your face
>>156598990what?
>>156599009>YOURE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERS MAULED BY THE TIGERSkys
>>156598994They came to this tournament with nothing to lose, it's going splendidly well and they can go even further, and they can go back to a very prosperous and pretty place if they lose. It's all fun and games for themCompared to that, >we for example are jaded by years of mismanagement and loss of identity. Germany does not attend tournaments to have fun, or to reach the knockouts. Our historic standard is the semifinal, that's when people stop complaining. But having miserably failed at that and seeing how shit and insufferable everything related to the team is - that has an effect on things, you can never be as likable as some talented underdog with a fairytale story then
if it wasn't borrowed from shit started at metal concerts, and wasn't a knock off of Iceland's clap there could be no valid complaints. From my perspective at least. But also the team is doing good and Haaland's cool so that helps, if it was a shit Norway team then it would be cringe.Despite all that still gonna ROO!
>>156598911you sound enviousthey are very effiecient with their resources and their society benefits from it and so they became a great country
>>156599043SACKED BY THE VIKINGSYOU'RE GETTING SACKED BY THE VIKINGS
>>156599034Do imagine me calling you Daddy as well? You raging homo
>>156598840it's only reddit if you're a loser who has never actually attended a sporting even with coordinated chants or yells
>>156599046You went from Brehme scoring a sick penalty to win the cupto Jonathan Tah skying it against Paraguay
>>156599056ffs that would actually be funny
>>156599046F, after 2014 you would expect Germany to be a consistent top 5 team at least. But DEI and zoomzoom gens kicked in
>>156598934This has been planned and talked about here in Norway for at least half a year or so. Fuck off.
Row Row Fight the Powah
>>156598840only terminally online people think it's reddit
>>156598840It’s been overdone and run into the ground like every Reddit meme and joke. Also a bunch of nanny state yuros larping as Vikings is performative nonsense just like the surface-level “beard oils and bacon XD” masculinity Reddit “men” participate in
>>156599095That makes it even worse so all the media companies were briefed about this cringe?
>>156599083>>156599086They say penalties are a lottery, but everyone knew these fraud faggots would finally be the guys to destroy Germany's penalty record at the World Cup. They are weak in every single regard, and they don't even try when it really mattersI hate the DFB so goddamn much for giving us such a shit generation of players (and more to come) while completely wringing the people's love for the national team dry, making tons of money that ends up completely wasted
>>156599065That's your fantasy im straight
>>156598840As much as anons likes to virtue signal about being le anti-establishment anti-globohomo, they will always automatically take the instructed position of hating any expressions of european heritage and culture as if it was something that never existed to begin with. Note how they didn't say anything about muslims wearing ancient egyptian hats for example.
>>156599026>Iceland's thunderclapStolen from some french club and then made its way to iceland via some scottish fans that visited the french club in a evropa game.
>>156599189Yeah it's pretty crazy to completely miss everything on a penalty kick, just a total brain malfunction. Hitting the post is semi-acceptable because at least you were trying to put it in the far areas of the net and just didn't get it, but kicking it to absolutely nowhere near even the post is nuts when you would be better off just picking right or left and hoping the goalkeeper guesses wrong
>>156599212>im straight >>156599034Of course you are
>>156599262Tah in particular cannot be blamed. He has no experience with penalty kicks. Sure, the kick was atrocious. But he wasn't supposed to take the shot, others who were much more suited on paper downright refused, which is a historic shame, especially for a nation that used to pride itself on mental resilience and penalty prowess. Tah then decided to step up since no one else would. It didn't go well, but I respect him 1000x more than Goretzka, for exampleEveryone can score from 11m, but walking these 40 meters to the spot, alone with your thoughts, knowing everyone (not only on the pitch) counts on you - that's not easy. That's the appeal of these shootouts: everyone can easily score in terms of pure mechanics, but there are obstacles, primarily in your mindIt obviously hints at a greater issue regarding the mentality of our players. Tah included. But at least he was brave enough to try
>Norewegians row>South Africans blow vuvuzelas>Americans clapwhat should other countries do
>>156599360*kills ethnic minorities in the stands*
>>156599272You seem invested in me fucking you. I moved on
>>156598840>world cup 2034ngubu knife wielding europe teams vs fist fighting latino south american sudacas>world cup 2046jeet-ngubu poo in fields vs jeet-sudaca poo fist fighters>world cup 2054jeet-ngubu-chinese dog cooking and pooing in stands with blades vs jeet-sudaca-chinese dog eating poo handed fist fighters>world cup 2062doesn't exist. Humanity died in 2060 resource collapse global AI controlled precision nuke bombing predicted by newton, humanoid bots destroyed stadiums to build more data centers.
>>156599228>Note how they didn't say anything about muslims wearing ancient egyptian hats for example.were we on the same board lol?
>>156598840they dont think its reddit, they're angry chicanos/latinx/meds who hate white nordic people
>>156598934>it's ok when we coordinate our gay soccer songs and chants but NOT ok when a country makes a celebrationwhy are they like this
>>156598840>of 100 norwegians watching, 99 were rowing
>>156598888BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The autist is being a bit No Fun Allowed with the whole “actually vikings sailed, they didn’t row” shit. But he does raise a great point: they just copied it off of Iceland but changed the arm motion.
>>156599477Not just meds but other lesser whites, such as britons and slavs.
>>156599533Umm what is he doing? That is NOT acceptable...
>>156598840It’s just fake and gay and trying to get special snowflake points.
>>156598934Imagine 100 000 people rowing all down the main street shouting RO! It is a little cringe but based too.
>>156598916
Youre all just a bunch of miserable niggers looking for something to complain about. I don't see anything wrong about it, not everyone wants to sing some gay ass chants some retard alcoholic invented
>>156599907>Britons are lesser whites even doe they created my country and they invented everything and they have made the biggest scientific advancements and I have to speak their language or something>us americans are ackshually Nordic vikings or something
>>156600689Nice selfie
>>156598840because the first time they saw it was on reddit. The anons who constantly call things "reddit" are just /r/4chan newfags who are overcompensating.
>>156598934Truke. The true essence of adult lofe is to be miserable and chant about shagging your mother instead of doing childish shit like rowing or Mexican waves. We still live in the Age of Irony. So live like one.
>>156598888Kekked I just remembered the vuvuzela option on youtube
>>156600807lolmad
>>156598862FPBP
>>156598888Based and checked
>>156598888AND MY VUVUZELA
>>156601038HEY GANDALF MANYOU BROKE MY VUVUZELANO WAIT IT STILL WORKSBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Commies are complaining about it in norwegian media so it's at least pissing off the right people.
>>156603289>nooo, people love their own nation aaah I'm going insanethe german commies are the same, they loved the early out of the german team
>>156598862exactly, I was going to post the corollary : getting along is reddit
>>156598840I don't even hate it but t's pure larpingThe average Norwegian is a basedjak who plays video games all day and browses reddit not a based Viking
>>156598934>plannedHow are you gonna coordinate a chant without coordinating it?
>>156599020Is there anything in the laws of the game regarding arming your players with firearms?
Looking you take away the viking stuff and what's left to think sbout with Norway? A guy whose name is synonymous with traitor and made his country so mad that they unabolished the death penalty to kill him personally, then immediately reabolished it?
>>156598840It's worse than reddit. It's 4chan. Comparable to the forced "fun" that we have to endure here, "funny" wordfilters April fools jokes etc.
>>156598934this
>>156598840I just like calling it the redditrow because it's funny, I love the row though.
Theyll be rowing the fuck home after tonight lmao
>>156598840Minorities not liking rowing makes it so much cooler.
>>156598934this and also vikings didn't row
Because all the usa casuals and mls redditors are on the norway bandwagon now, the rowing shits cringe. A lot of similarities to the minnesota vikings retarded chants and yapping about how great they are but never having won anything ever
>>156598840It insists upon itself.
>>156598840/sp/ autists get mega triggered by ultras. Apparently not even meme family friendly NT supporters are safe from their sperg wrath. Every match should be like a library.
>>156598916Yeah they're white
