All memes aside, how many against England?
>>156600774last digit of this post
>>156600774whatever depends on your prediction
England 6 - 5 Norway Going to be a kinofest that everyone will agree was the best match of any world cup.
>>156600774He'll get 1 or 2
>>156600774zero
Dubs and 90+15 game winner
3-1 EnglandHalaand gets one, but his road ends tomorrow. No one is stopping this Harry Kane team
>>156600792Well yes actually
He never scores in big premier league games, so if he does today, I’d be surprised. Expect a comfy 2-0 England win. Double by Kane.ArchivedSaturday 11th July 5.00 AMI TOLD YOU
>>156600849You have to go back Nigel
>>156600897You don't watch football
>>156600910*Futbol
>>156600918*divegrass
Norway have 2 players: Haaland and Odegaard.The rest of their team is Championship tier. Basically our shit players are better than their shit players. Kane is matched to Haaland, and Bellingham is better than Odegaard.This seems like an obvious England win to me. I don’t know what else to say.
>>156600910I watch the NFL and SEC football all the time
>>156600928Hey that’s my line
>>156600774three goals
>>156600910I watch soccer :)
>>156600948But have you considered the fact that Norway are heckin' vikangz with social media hype? Didn't think so chud
By meme magicNorway 1 - 0 EnglandHaaland 90+6 (P)
>>156600948Your vibes are off and Norway’s are immaculate. Simple as.
>>156600792That's what I was gonna say.
>>156600993The riggloid has spoken
>>1566007740 probably and im neutral on this one.0 is his usual number when city play poorly, the rest of this norway team are shit and id expect them to have a bad game.
Can someone ELI5 for an America who doesn't know this sport: >Is Halaand already the GOAT pure goalscorer?>Can Halaand actually carry the next few games and win the World Cup?
>>156600948>Kane is matched to HaalandNot at all. Haaland is superior. This will be another game won by Bellingham.
>>156601009Lifelong soccer fan of 2 weeks here. Yes to both
>>156601009More so England bottle in the round of 8 usually
>>156601009>Is Halaand already the GOAT pure goalscorer?lolno. he's a very good striker and may go on to be one of the best but as it stands the best goal scorer is Messi>Can Halaand actually carry the next few games and win the World Cup?massively unlikely, most of his team mates are shitters, especially his defenders.
>>156600774At least 2
>>156601009>Is Halaand already the GOAT pure goalscorer?hes 25, 26 in a few days, hes too young, he has 359 goals so far.cristiano ronaldo has 976 at 41 years old.haaland wont catch ronaldo, i doubt anybody ever will.if haaland scored 60 goals a season until he was 36 years old, he would still be behind ronaldo
>>156601102>as it stands the best goal scorer is Messihes on 919, 57 behind ronaldo, if ronaldo retires now messi could easily fill out a couple more years in the mls
>>156600948Uhmmm but is England trending on Reddit right now for rowing???
>>156601140>>156601173>Raw statsThe question is about pure ability, not stat padding
>>156600774There's a big possibility he won't show up, he'll stand around waiting for service that just won't come. He'll make clumsy attempts to tackle, and we know that's not his strength, could all go very wrong and everyone be disappointed. But England try as they might won't be able to break through the tough Norway defence either.Then deep into injury time, everyone is expecting extra time, but one last effort by Norway goes all wrong for England - chaotic scenes with desperate last gasp tackles, bodies flying everywhere, Pickford beaten, defence in ruins, the ball runs loose, everyone's eye transfixed to where it goes and... le epic tap-in by Haaland wins the game to bring Norway to the Semis and England out of the World Cup.
>>1566007922-1 confirmed.
>>156600948I feel you're selling us a little short. Our token minority is an excellent dribbler and our keeper fears no man nor beast.
>>156601218in that case hes behind a whole bunch of players if youre ignoring stats.
>>156600948Worth remembering that Odegaard is actually shit. Their keeper is very good thoughie
>>156600774The Norwegians have already surpassed expectations and will play with zero pressure. The British press are world class at tearing down their own team. Haaland will get 1 goal.
