I hate this douchebag so much.Get a fucking haircut
he promised to shave off if we win so let us win
>>156605381Does everyone hate him just cause of the hair?
bald dudes usually dislike non bald dudes especially those with long hair.Anon tell us what age you went bald?
>>156605381your whole countries identity is based off a etymological fallacy lmao
>>156605381>cucurella>cuck
>>156605381He's growing up on me
You easily imagine him if it ended where the headband is. He's just some guy. Now he stands out and you know who he is
why everyone hates him? what did he do?
>>156606459He didn't cut his hair, closeted homosexuals hate it when you are not I'm closet
>>156605381I miss the time when half the players had fucking retarded hairstyles that you could tell apart on the TV. Now it's all brocoli hairs, tiktok hairs or standard short hair.
It's not even the hair. He just has a very punchable face.
>>156606521Peak Brazil's most iconic players all looked retarded, maybe there's something to it
>>156606459He's arguably the best player of the team, maybe second to Oyarzabal.
>>156605381
>>156605381he looks like ilia topuria
>>156605381I dont rate him. Chelsea couldnt give him away at one point, then Real Madrid ended up paying 50m for him lmao they've got 3 left backs now, I wonder which will leave
>>156606594No love for Rodri?
>>156606622He looks like LMFAO
>>156605381zoomer David Luiz
>>156605381I'm starting to like him
>>156605472Germans hate him for 2024
>>156605381I dont think his hair is that bad
yall niggas are straight up bitchesprobably the best player on the spanish nt and youre tlaking about his hair? fucking fags
Baldlet malding
>>156605460Puyol said the same thing, he lied.
>>156605381Who the fuck is this guy. Puyol was cooler
for some reason I thought cucurella is retiring soon but he is still only 27
If you hate Cucurella you must be German or a VARsa clown
>>156605381why can't he get robbed and stabbed to death
>>156605381Did some guy with long hair steal your girl? Are you secretely homosexual and feel attracted to men with long hair? Why do you care so much about another guy's hair?
HAIRYMOORSPUSSY
Seems kind of weird to hate you arguably best and most important player just because you don't like his hairstyle.
>>156605381We call this guy Cucurelia in my country and joke that he's Mingrellian
>>156605460he said he would prefer to shave his hair than go to Real Madrid. He's a professional liar.
He's "le funny quirky guy" who constantly tries to fuck all of his friends girlfriends to make up for his manlet insecurity
jaalan tiembla que viene cuckurella
>>156606419good point desu and i say that as a hater of his hair (hypocritical too as i have long hair lol)
>>156605381People always say he's supposed to be like a le master shithouser or something but in the game yesterday it seemed like if anything he was the one getting ragebaited every other minute
I hate when barbers do this to my hair. No one ever asks for it. No one ever wants it. Why do it?
>>156605381If you hate him you are either balding or German
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cacarella
>>156605381He looks so Moroccan due to his hair.