The sale of raw milk is about to explode
>>156609009>milk comes outta cow>wow so good milk>heat milk to 60 C to kill bacteria and make it last longer>reeee no good milk anymore, it processed
I only like milk when it’s raw, cold and unsweetened
>>156609123Ah yes fellow Bedochad. I then redeem a tall glass of cow urine, washing the milk down much beautifully
>>156609033You dont understand, they add in the vaccine and nanomachines that will kill off libtards when they do that. That's also why I dont go to the doctor because they pump the room full of aerosol containing those too.
>>156609033>milk comes out of cow>wow so good milk>put milk in fridge>reeeee, you cant do that!!!
I'm gonna explode my raw milk inside your mom iykwim
>>156609009time to invest in diarrhea meds
>>156609186You can do it if you have your own cows or local dairy farms to buy from, but companies can't do it because milk spoils too quickly
>>156609139and then you put peanut butter on your weiner and put your dog to work
>>156609009puto
>>156609220It doesn't even spoil THAT quickly. It's banned because of greedy people not giving a shit about the cooling chain and retards treating it like pasteurised milk at home
>>156609009>Not putting chocolate powder inside You are allowed to enjoy life you know
>>156609246I thought it was banned because it have a chance to make you sick
>>156609201>I'm gonna explode my raw milk inside your mom iykwimCould it be my mom? I want to move to europe. Can you adopt me?
>>156609246It does tho, milk is food that's meant to go directly from a cow's tit into a calf's belly, it was never meant to sit out in the openEither milk a cow directly into your mouth or milk your wife's tits after knocking her up, but for the fridge I'd stick to pasteurized milk
I can't wait until the Norway Reddits are out
If you've been near a cow in your life and see the amount of caked on shit particles on and around a cow's udder, you know why pasteurization exists.>b-but you can hose itYou can't get all of it off, there is an expected tolerated amount of shit in milk.Sure, if you have a cow in your home that you clean impeccably well your body will get used to the low level of its bacteria, but good luck with the random strains of E coli you'll ingest from some unlicensed tiktok farms.And remember, they mix dozens and hundreds of cows' mill together, one contaminated sample means all of them are.
>>156609234Then I redeem a nice cool glass of water straight from the Ganges much beautifully
>>156609033Yeah that’s how it works. Hormones and enzymes in the milk get denatured the same way the bacteria do.
>>156609329Not to mention all the meds that cows are filled with nowadays, leaking into the milk itself
>>156609304And as you can tell from how good it is to eat grass and ruminate it, we very much share our diet with cows, what's good for them is good for us.
>>156609033this but unironically
>>156609341The only enzyme you fags care about is lactase, which cow's milk has 0 of. Lactase as an enzyme works outside the human body, if cow's milk had lactase the lactose would be broken down before it were even pasteurized. The reality is you're a brown mutt that lacks your own lactase so you get the shits and then blame it on "muh processed food".
I am having cow milk squirted into my mouth directly from the udder as I type this
>>156609009Its safe. I have drunk it
>>156609345>>156609329The meds and shit particles give you strength. I bet you dont even shoot yourself every other week to build resistance to bullets
>>156609329we use teat dip denbt friend>>156609304breast milk is delicious
>>156609381How is a cat posting on 4chan?
>>156609329why are whitoids so terminally afraid of shit
>>156609033That actually sounds right though
>>156609411Teat dips are done after milking is finished to sanitize the udder and close the holes in it so the cow doesn't get mastitis when it inevitably sits down in its own feces.
>>156609428Us Imperials don't have the racial bonus for 90% resistance to poison
>>156609445i can't speak for the larger systems, but it is common for small farms here to clean both before and after milking
>>156609345Antibiotics are barely used in Norway, healthiest herd in EuropeRisk of salmonella and e.coli is virtually zero even without pasteurization I can't find a single case of anyone getting sick from drinking raw milk in Norway, media would have been all over it here since it's been banned from stores since 1953 when risks were higher. Only local farms and a few other selected stores sell it so it's a very restricted and monitored market
Oh boy, Reddit is so going to cancel him for this.
>>156609499>ImperialsYall niggas are khajiit at best
>>156609501Yeah you might clean with soap before but the iodine dips are reserved for after.
>im going to focefully drink this until i stop shitting myself and develop the gene to tolerate lactosewhy'd they do it?
>>156609555i worked for our state animal health lab, don't make me pull references
>>156609009Nice, there was a rash of Republicans getting deathly sick from raw milk in my state last year. Really need to see more of that.
>>156609582I am now interested in seeing them
>>156609575Not how it works but i do sometimes wonder about the first guy who drank another animals milk, what a crazy lad
>>156609640I'm more curious about the first guy to drink another guy's milk, what a crazy lad
>>156609627here's an example from training for automated systems
>>156609575Lactose intolerance is an unironic skill issue. You can induce and maintain lactase persistence just by eating dairy regularly, those that bitch about it are adults with absolute garbage diets of ultra processed slop.
>>156609640i feel like humanity owes a whole lot of madlads tribute for trying all sorts of berries and mushrooms out for us
>>156609652Probably an ancestor of yours
>>156609676>clean titsI prefer them a bit sweaty and musky, must be pheromones
>>156609728KEK
I used to drank a ton of milk when i was a child but now, whenever I do it, i get awful pimples.
>>156609741i can't argue with a man of taste
>>156609728It's late I gotta go
>>156609009NOOOO milk should have all its fat and lactose removed, and changed with corn syrup and preservatives!!!!!!STOP BEING ANTISEMITIC
>>156609009our country is cucked so you can't -legally- get raw milk unless you know someone who has a dairy farm
>>156610076Ironically same, Haaland lives in England which is why he can get his hands on it
>>156610076a shame really, you guys have more cows than people
>>156609009here they are running "its dangerous" in the media already
>millennia of progress results in science that can make safe to drink with little effort and at industrial scale>ignore it to own the libs>get sick
>>156609338Then I kiss my sister yee haww
>>156610259How can you say this, india's inbreeding rates are far higher than the us?
>thousands of retards are going to kill themselves and their kids with peasant bacterial diseases that were eliminated in the 19th centuryThanks you Neanderthal spastic
>The sale of raw milkif you have your milk raw you are a fucking mouth breathing medievalist
>>156610222https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-11/raw-milk-company-defends-product-after-3yos-death/5959246
>>156610492Are going to? They already have. But it must have been worth it to picture a lib's look of concern as they were chugging down.
>>156610619>florida dairy farmimma stop you right there
>>156610619Thousands more now, different circles too
>>156610222>>156610619>heh this centuries old practice? solely invented and enacted in opposition to my 21st centry californian-anglo liberal beliefs
>>156609529Tine melk' regular 1l carton with Ødegaard face keeps expiring in my fridge, 10 days before expiration date or so, regardless of where I put it, and even under max coldness, without even been open, even in winter, and I live 10 minutes from supermarket.What can I do?
>>156610492Not my problem. Just don't live in a third world shithole. Simple as.
>>156610667>but we did it during the Malthusian era when everyone died at 40 and population growth flatlined!1!1
I've tried raw milk, it's delicious and creamy, but it's expensive to have delivered from farms since it's illegal for regular shops and supermarkets to sell it. A2 Jersey Cow whole milk from the supermarket is an acceptable substitute for people with a budget
>>156609009Why does he take the risk for a negligible nutritional difference? Just eat some beef liver instead.
>>156610695Get your wife pregnant and suck on her tits so she never stops lactating
If bacteria from fucking milk is gonna kill you then you probably deserved to die lmao @ geneticlets itt
>>156610931It's not in the milk ya mong, cow udders get shitcaked with feces, then that shit ends up in the milkIf you got a trusted local farm try it, but commercial dairy farm cows all have shitcaked e coli udders, and e coli sucks
>Victor Rothschild lobbies for milk pasteurization in England>Nathaniel Mayer Victor Rothschild was a zoologist, intelligence officer, and member of the Rothschild banking dynasty who sat as a Labour Party peer in the House of Lords. He spoke there twice. Both speeches were conducted in 1946, around the age of 35, a year after WWII ended. One speech asked the UK Parliament to assist in the migration of settlers into then-British-owned Palestine, the other was a recommendation to mandate the pasteurization of raw milk in as many parts of the United Kingdom as was practicable.Raw milk was banned because its good for you.
>>156610667not really a great argument is itwe used to do a lot of retarded shit in the past
>>156610931You could always test your resistance to E. coli by tasting a fresh glass of water from the toilet bowl.
>shitting yourself to own the libs
>>156609283Probably 10x less than your berries and lettuce picked by illegals with diarrhea that can’t afford to take a day off
>>156609372No there are tons of other hormones in milk you are an ignorant fag
>>156609609Sure there was
>>156610602Probably got E. coli from some shit stained jeet migrant and blamed the milk company for $$$
>>156611413Did you miss this? >>156610619
>>156611390No you're a fag that thinks his dysgenic phenotype is caused by some cabal conspiracy around milk
>>156610989farmers that care about it keep things clean, others don't. we have folk in the northern states like amish, mennonities, other ruralfags that have been drinking raw for generations
>>156610999This is the correct answer. Those who oppose milk (aka.raw milk) are no different from the midwit propagandists who oppose guns, with snide remarks, jokes and passive aggression. Treat the cows well, don't feed them toxins and the milk will be good.
>>156609329kids who grow up on farms have robust immune systems
>>156611484Ok and what about all the people who die from lettuce or steaks that aren’t extra extra extra well done?Surely you aren’t being a retard and eating salads right?
>>156611542Completely incompatible with a food supply chain. At no point in history before pasteurization did wholesome village retvrn volkisch farmers sent milk to cities because it would fucking spoil. Yoghurt and cheese were invented for this, and have actual probiotic effect with helpful bacteria, unlike the diarrhea pathogens that schizos praise.>>156611525A cow you grew up with and perfectly clean is fine. But farms mix the milk from dozens and hundreds of them together. Please ensure that 0.00g of shit end up inside or it'll fester (you can't).>>156611652E. coli lives in the soil. That's why you wash vegetables.How the FUCK do you wash milk you fucking retard?
>>156611652>He doesn't wash the lettuce
>>156609009You get sick of milk because of contamination, not bacteria in the milk. If you can find yourself some raw milk, you should buy it.
>>156611542>just stop cows shitting all over their uddersthis is retarded.
>>156611652>1998-2008So before the social media fully bored into Republicans' brains with quackery
>>156609009This picture is really racist mate, do better
>>156609428>tf>tpGood morning sir please do the needful
What’s Haaland’s literal skin color (not his race or ethnicity)?
>>156609009Do not look up who pushed for milk pasteurization in the UK.
>>156611004eating lead is badass
>>156610901This
>>156609529Remember guys, even the smallest things in scandinavia are enough to get smug about. We are SUPERIOR are we will ANNOY YOU
>>156611373Can't really wash milk though.