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The sale of raw milk is about to explode
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>>156609009
>milk comes outta cow
>wow so good milk
>heat milk to 60 C to kill bacteria and make it last longer
>reeee no good milk anymore, it processed
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I only like milk when it’s raw, cold and unsweetened
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>>156609123
Ah yes fellow Bedochad. I then redeem a tall glass of cow urine, washing the milk down much beautifully
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>>156609033
You dont understand, they add in the vaccine and nanomachines that will kill off libtards when they do that. That's also why I dont go to the doctor because they pump the room full of aerosol containing those too.
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>>156609033
>milk comes out of cow
>wow so good milk
>put milk in fridge
>reeeee, you cant do that!!!
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I'm gonna explode my raw milk inside your mom iykwim
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>>156609009
time to invest in diarrhea meds
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>>156609186
You can do it if you have your own cows or local dairy farms to buy from, but companies can't do it because milk spoils too quickly
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>>156609139
and then you put peanut butter on your weiner and put your dog to work
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>>156609009
puto
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>>156609220
It doesn't even spoil THAT quickly. It's banned because of greedy people not giving a shit about the cooling chain and retards treating it like pasteurised milk at home
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>>156609009
>Not putting chocolate powder inside
You are allowed to enjoy life you know
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>>156609246
I thought it was banned because it have a chance to make you sick
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>>156609201
>I'm gonna explode my raw milk inside your mom iykwim
Could it be my mom? I want to move to europe.
Can you adopt me?
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>>156609246
It does tho, milk is food that's meant to go directly from a cow's tit into a calf's belly, it was never meant to sit out in the open
Either milk a cow directly into your mouth or milk your wife's tits after knocking her up, but for the fridge I'd stick to pasteurized milk
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I can't wait until the Norway Reddits are out
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If you've been near a cow in your life and see the amount of caked on shit particles on and around a cow's udder, you know why pasteurization exists.
>b-but you can hose it
You can't get all of it off, there is an expected tolerated amount of shit in milk.
Sure, if you have a cow in your home that you clean impeccably well your body will get used to the low level of its bacteria, but good luck with the random strains of E coli you'll ingest from some unlicensed tiktok farms.
And remember, they mix dozens and hundreds of cows' mill together, one contaminated sample means all of them are.
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>>156609234
Then I redeem a nice cool glass of water straight from the Ganges much beautifully
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>>156609033
Yeah that’s how it works. Hormones and enzymes in the milk get denatured the same way the bacteria do.
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>>156609329
Not to mention all the meds that cows are filled with nowadays, leaking into the milk itself
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>>156609304
And as you can tell from how good it is to eat grass and ruminate it, we very much share our diet with cows, what's good for them is good for us.
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>>156609033
this but unironically
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>>156609341
The only enzyme you fags care about is lactase, which cow's milk has 0 of. Lactase as an enzyme works outside the human body, if cow's milk had lactase the lactose would be broken down before it were even pasteurized.
The reality is you're a brown mutt that lacks your own lactase so you get the shits and then blame it on "muh processed food".
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I am having cow milk squirted into my mouth directly from the udder as I type this
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>>156609009
Its safe. I have drunk it
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>>156609345
>>156609329
The meds and shit particles give you strength. I bet you dont even shoot yourself every other week to build resistance to bullets
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>>156609329
we use teat dip denbt friend
>>156609304
breast milk is delicious
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>>156609381
How is a cat posting on 4chan?
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>>156609329
why are whitoids so terminally afraid of shit
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>>156609033
That actually sounds right though
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>>156609411
Teat dips are done after milking is finished to sanitize the udder and close the holes in it so the cow doesn't get mastitis when it inevitably sits down in its own feces.
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>>156609428
Us Imperials don't have the racial bonus for 90% resistance to poison
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>>156609445
i can't speak for the larger systems, but it is common for small farms here to clean both before and after milking
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>>156609345
Antibiotics are barely used in Norway, healthiest herd in Europe
Risk of salmonella and e.coli is virtually zero even without pasteurization
I can't find a single case of anyone getting sick from drinking raw milk in Norway, media would have been all over it here since it's been banned from stores since 1953 when risks were higher. Only local farms and a few other selected stores sell it so it's a very restricted and monitored market
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Oh boy, Reddit is so going to cancel him for this.
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>>156609499
>Imperials
Yall niggas are khajiit at best
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>>156609501
Yeah you might clean with soap before but the iodine dips are reserved for after.
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>im going to focefully drink this until i stop shitting myself and develop the gene to tolerate lactose

why'd they do it?
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>>156609555
i worked for our state animal health lab, don't make me pull references
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>>156609009
Nice, there was a rash of Republicans getting deathly sick from raw milk in my state last year. Really need to see more of that.
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>>156609582
I am now interested in seeing them
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>>156609575
Not how it works but i do sometimes wonder about the first guy who drank another animals milk, what a crazy lad
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>>156609640
I'm more curious about the first guy to drink another guy's milk, what a crazy lad
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>>156609627
here's an example from training for automated systems
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>>156609575
Lactose intolerance is an unironic skill issue. You can induce and maintain lactase persistence just by eating dairy regularly, those that bitch about it are adults with absolute garbage diets of ultra processed slop.
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>>156609640
i feel like humanity owes a whole lot of madlads tribute for trying all sorts of berries and mushrooms out for us
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>>156609652
Probably an ancestor of yours
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>>156609676
>clean tits
I prefer them a bit sweaty and musky, must be pheromones
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>>156609728
KEK
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I used to drank a ton of milk when i was a child but now, whenever I do it, i get awful pimples.
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>>156609741
i can't argue with a man of taste
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>>156609728
It's late I gotta go
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>>156609009
NOOOO milk should have all its fat and lactose removed, and changed with corn syrup and preservatives!!!!!!
STOP BEING ANTISEMITIC
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>>156609009
our country is cucked so you can't -legally- get raw milk unless you know someone who has a dairy farm
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>>156610076
Ironically same, Haaland lives in England which is why he can get his hands on it
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>>156610076
a shame really, you guys have more cows than people
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>>156609009
here they are running "its dangerous" in the media already
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>millennia of progress results in science that can make safe to drink with little effort and at industrial scale
>ignore it to own the libs
>get sick
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>>156609338
Then I kiss my sister yee haww
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>>156610259
How can you say this, india's inbreeding rates are far higher than the us?
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>thousands of retards are going to kill themselves and their kids with peasant bacterial diseases that were eliminated in the 19th century
Thanks you Neanderthal spastic
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>The sale of raw milk
if you have your milk raw you are a fucking mouth breathing medievalist
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>>156610222
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-11/raw-milk-company-defends-product-after-3yos-death/5959246
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>>156610492
Are going to? They already have. But it must have been worth it to picture a lib's look of concern as they were chugging down.
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>>156610619
>florida dairy farm
imma stop you right there
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>>156610619
Thousands more now, different circles too
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>>156610222
>>156610619
>heh this centuries old practice? solely invented and enacted in opposition to my 21st centry californian-anglo liberal beliefs
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>>156609529
Tine melk' regular 1l carton with Ødegaard face keeps expiring in my fridge, 10 days before expiration date or so, regardless of where I put it, and even under max coldness, without even been open, even in winter, and I live 10 minutes from supermarket.
What can I do?
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>>156610492
Not my problem. Just don't live in a third world shithole. Simple as.
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>>156610667
>but we did it during the Malthusian era when everyone died at 40 and population growth flatlined!1!1
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I've tried raw milk, it's delicious and creamy, but it's expensive to have delivered from farms since it's illegal for regular shops and supermarkets to sell it. A2 Jersey Cow whole milk from the supermarket is an acceptable substitute for people with a budget
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>>156609009
Why does he take the risk for a negligible nutritional difference? Just eat some beef liver instead.
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>>156610695
Get your wife pregnant and suck on her tits so she never stops lactating
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If bacteria from fucking milk is gonna kill you then you probably deserved to die lmao @ geneticlets itt
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>>156610931
It's not in the milk ya mong, cow udders get shitcaked with feces, then that shit ends up in the milk
If you got a trusted local farm try it, but commercial dairy farm cows all have shitcaked e coli udders, and e coli sucks
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>Victor Rothschild lobbies for milk pasteurization in England
>Nathaniel Mayer Victor Rothschild was a zoologist, intelligence officer, and member of the Rothschild banking dynasty who sat as a Labour Party peer in the House of Lords. He spoke there twice. Both speeches were conducted in 1946, around the age of 35, a year after WWII ended. One speech asked the UK Parliament to assist in the migration of settlers into then-British-owned Palestine, the other was a recommendation to mandate the pasteurization of raw milk in as many parts of the United Kingdom as was practicable.

Raw milk was banned because its good for you.
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>>156610667
not really a great argument is it
we used to do a lot of retarded shit in the past
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>>156610931
You could always test your resistance to E. coli by tasting a fresh glass of water from the toilet bowl.
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>shitting yourself to own the libs
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>>156609283
Probably 10x less than your berries and lettuce picked by illegals with diarrhea that can’t afford to take a day off
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>>156609372
No there are tons of other hormones in milk you are an ignorant fag
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>>156609609
Sure there was
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>>156610602
Probably got E. coli from some shit stained jeet migrant and blamed the milk company for $$$
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>>156611413
Did you miss this? >>156610619
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>>156611390
No you're a fag that thinks his dysgenic phenotype is caused by some cabal conspiracy around milk
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>>156610989
farmers that care about it keep things clean, others don't. we have folk in the northern states like amish, mennonities, other ruralfags that have been drinking raw for generations
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>>156610999
This is the correct answer.
Those who oppose milk (aka.raw milk) are no different from the midwit propagandists who oppose guns, with snide remarks, jokes and passive aggression.
Treat the cows well, don't feed them toxins and the milk will be good.
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>>156609329
kids who grow up on farms have robust immune systems
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>>156611484
Ok and what about all the people who die from lettuce or steaks that aren’t extra extra extra well done?
Surely you aren’t being a retard and eating salads right?
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>>156611542
Completely incompatible with a food supply chain. At no point in history before pasteurization did wholesome village retvrn volkisch farmers sent milk to cities because it would fucking spoil.
Yoghurt and cheese were invented for this, and have actual probiotic effect with helpful bacteria, unlike the diarrhea pathogens that schizos praise.
>>156611525
A cow you grew up with and perfectly clean is fine. But farms mix the milk from dozens and hundreds of them together. Please ensure that 0.00g of shit end up inside or it'll fester (you can't).
>>156611652
E. coli lives in the soil. That's why you wash vegetables.
How the FUCK do you wash milk you fucking retard?
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>>156611652
>He doesn't wash the lettuce
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>>156609009
You get sick of milk because of contamination, not bacteria in the milk. If you can find yourself some raw milk, you should buy it.
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>>156611542
>just stop cows shitting all over their udders
this is retarded.
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>>156611652
>1998-2008
So before the social media fully bored into Republicans' brains with quackery
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>>156609009
This picture is really racist mate, do better
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>>156609428
>tf
>tp
Good morning sir please do the needful
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What’s Haaland’s literal skin color (not his race or ethnicity)?
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>>156609009
Do not look up who pushed for milk pasteurization in the UK.
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>>156611004
eating lead is badass
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>>156610901
This
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>>156609529
Remember guys, even the smallest things in scandinavia are enough to get smug about. We are SUPERIOR are we will ANNOY YOU
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>>156611373
Can't really wash milk though.



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