>>156609654
your team is gonna choke just like you are choking right now

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>>156609654
sorry engbro but haaland is this cup's protag
moctezuma will enact its revenge and give it to norway, it is just the way it is. maybe in 4 years

I'm pretty sure that when I'm like 50 I'll have a heart attack because of football. When I watch England in a knockout game my skin always gets red hot and my heart pounds like im playing.

I just get way too emotionally invested.

>>156609654
England will win this match and any other match from now on

Sending you all my love Nigel *blows kiss

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>>156609654
Where's Tango?
Will he answer the call?

>>156609699
Norway is a basic system with 4 good players, if England with their all time fire power and quality up and down the pitch can't usher you along until the heads start dropping then we don't deserve to be playing Argentina

>>156609789
My uncle had one in pub while watching West Brom. Didn't even lose consciousness. Just said he felt sick and then got checked at hospital. He's alright now. Has a stent. Apparently eating shite for 45 years is bad.

>>156609654
be afraid england. you think it was accidental that they beat italy twice and eliinated brazil? you think haaland will suddenly stop scoring? also what sales more? kane vs messi or haaland vs messi?

>>156609654
Same bro. Yesterday I had to stop watching it when Belgium tied until Spain scored again.

It's how it must have felt for your ancestors when the ships were coming

>>156609654
I'm not nervous at all actually (we are going to make a USA goalkeeper tier mistake and lose)

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>>156609654
You'll be fine, friend.

Never gonna relax until there's a 2 goal lead and only 30seconds remaining

>>156609654
Im not stressed because its a fucking football game lol

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>>156609654
Muslims can't beat the Aryan GOD
sorry bongbro

>>156610082
Difference between England and Brazil is that Brazil are also elite upfront but weak in the middle out of possession. England can keep the ball and they can also play compact. It's a game we win in 90 minutes 7 times out of 10.

>>156609789
The match against Mexico was pure torture. I felt like I was being boiled.

imagine actually wanting the team of norse chads to lose to a team of nigerians and jamaicans

>>156610179
>Muslims
Konza is our first ever Mohammedan player tbf

>>156609654
Nothing to be nervous about Nigel. You're going home today

>>156610280
You want to get bummed by Sørloth? Very suspect post

I think England needs to score more goals than Norway to win

>>156610280
Guehi is ivorian

>>156610280
This but unironically

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>>156610318
If Brazil had just done this you would have won but Bruno forgot

>>156610317
wouldnt mind it

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>>156610318
Large if factual.

>>156610318
Sizable if veritable

>>156610330
>this le black person
>is actually *insert obscure place*-ian

Fuck off, theyre all bantu freaks

>>156610318
Nearly - England need to have less goals disallowed than Norway to win.

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>>156610390
https://www.instagram.com/glam_app/reel/DafvlgAtAhJ/

We will lose. All the social media energy is with norway and reddit is with them and their ro bollocks. Also women are watching for haaland, for some reason. There is absolutely no way that fifa lets us win this.

>>156610423
We'll win because it's a football match and tourists sucking off Haaland without ever watching him more than 10 times in their life makes no difference to the game. Even if we're down 1-0 at half time I would back England to find a way. What will probably happen though is that Bellingham gets booked and that fucks us for Argentina

we've already completed the tournament anyway; if we lose it's past midnight so go to bed, forget the 4th quarter, then it's already done. two games mid-week, one the following sunday... that's basically pre-season friendlies or at best World Club Cup tier

Good luck brits, couldn't wish the postmatch depression that sets in after your NT loses a close game on my worst enemy. I still see the pickford save against jimenez in my dreams

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>mfw I have to choose between team reddit (norway) and it's coming home fags

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>>156609848
He'll be there when we need him most and not a second before.

>>156610399
if you were going to go through the hassle of making the dude white, why not make the girl blackface?

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>>156609654
How does it affect you personally

How does England winning or losing affect you personally? It's a made up sport and a made up trophy that means nothing

>>156610730
ITS MORE THAN JUST A GAME. ITS POLITICS. ITS HISTORY. THIS MATTERS

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>>156609654
I know that feel
It's important to know that, at the end of the day, football is just a game

>>156610252
Had the exact same feeling and thought something was wrong. I had to lay down. Absolutely boiling watching that.

It’s gonna be a slurper that ends 2-0 England after being goalless for 70 minutes

>>156610790
kek

>>156610790
>alcoholism leads to abuse
news at 11

>>156609654
me too. I'm not used to this.

>>156609654
don't worry fag, you got this, trust in your cunts

>>156609654
Don't worry I bet money on Norway to win so your guaranteed a victory now.

>>156609654
No point being nervous unless you can alter the result

Tango shamanism versus Haaland berserkerdom

>>156609654
>im nervous already
stiff upper lip tommy

>>156609654
England are a better side than Norway. But if they bottle it why give a fuck. Its not like you're going to be shocked by it, they do it every other year. The country is in shambles, the manager, players mean nothing to you. The FA are a bunch of cunts.

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>>156609654
I see people are already in the streets in the UK praying for your victory.

>>156609654
I know that you have your giga curse and all that, but sometimes i feel like big footballing nations are a bit spoiled. Lads you get to see your team go deep in almost every tournament, every other year. You have a realistic chance of winning. Try to enjoy it, have a party, drink some beer, eat some good food and enjoy some footy that brings the nation together :).

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>>156611486
Good afternoon saaaaar

I can't believe i have to watch this shit at 7am

My biggest fear isn’t beating Norway, it’s avoiding the yellows that will cripple us for the semi final.

I feel like losing 3-2 to Norway would even make me less angry than watching the Swissbros get refballed later.

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>>156611531
good morning Muhammad.

>>156609654
haaland has the mandate of heaven - he successfully captured the hearts of the americans and will carry their fighting spirit to victory over ingerland. !!FACT!!

>>156611531
Fuck Timmy gon do?

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>>156611598
Saaaaaar

>>156610730
The positive effect of the nation from winning the WC will probably improve peoples' output from giving them a more positive mindset, in the aggregate. This would improve national GDP which would lower debt as a % of GDP, leading to lower borrowing costs because the bond markets would have greater confidence in the UK to handle its debt.

>>156611486
kek

>>156610730
i want to have a big street party

>>156610280
>rooting for random foreigners instead of kids who grew up local

incel

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>>156611662
Allah will guide the Caliph of Englistan to victory!

>>156611531
Kek

>>156611598
What part of Toronto is this?

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>>156611735
Do you have your argentina shirt on saaaar

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CAM ON ENGLISTAN SCORE SUM FUKIN GOALS

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>>156609654
> im nervous already
I’m not. Our victory is certain. I can’t wait for the match!

Go, Norway!

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>>156609654
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE

>>156609654
Every team I have picked has lost. I believe Norway will win.

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>>156610399
GIF

>>156614016
LMAO

>>156610423
Haaland becoming this sex symbol figure for all these women on social media is probably the most bizarre thing that has come from this world cup

>>156610720
>How does it affect you personally
I don't want slagss that wear the England shirt every 4 years to be happy

>>156611662
poo York times square

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>>156609654
you should be, because you have the best team on paper to win WC and if you dont it's a massive disappointment

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>>156609654
there there shhh shush

>>156615315
I mean he is tall muscular and statusmaxxed you literally dont need anything else

>>156610283
Spence you dumbfuck

>cherry picked images and ai
Oh the jeet is seething

>>156609789
Why, you're not playing and I assume you're not a relative or friend of one of the players?

You need to chill out. Norway are pure shite. We will win by 3 goals . 4-1. Haaland is no use if he cant get the ball

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>>156609654
there were people already streaming into the pub opposite my flat at 6pm for a 10pm KO. do normies really?

>>156616546
They want to make sure they get a table or a seat at the bar, so they don't have to stand the whole time. I'm half-normie myself, so I understand how they think.

>>156616654
interesting but then they are stuck being there for 4 whole hours and paying ridiculous pub prices for alcohol a fraction of the price at the supermarket. i guess i am 0% normie so i can't relate

>>156616654
You can provide us with valuable insight. Like, why do women suddenly like football when it's the WC? Are they WC enthusiasts specifically or is it an attention thing?

>>156616654
>I'm half-normie myself, so I understand how they think.
interesting. how do you meet people? do you have a gf and is she not a fat pig?

>>156616696
It's a special occasion right

>>156616716
The nationalism gets everyone excited. You see it with tourists on /sp/ who are into football only during the Euros and WC. I don't think it's a woman-only thing you just notice the tourist-men less because more men are into club football

>>156616871
>It's a special occasion right
this makes sense. im too autistic for that. i dont care if it is my bday ill still eat the same diet and not spend anything outside of food shopping and bills. im pretty miserable kek

GL Ingerlund, I'm neutral on this game. I like British footbowl fans, but I also like Norway and Haaland

>>156609654
You have a free pass to the final, where you will either choke if it's against Spain, or get utterly raped if it's against France.

>>156616871
It's a shame only football seems to make normies excited about nationalism, but I guess that's just how it is

>>156609654
It'll be a whitewash, don't worry about it. Our flights to the final are already booked

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>Why, you're not playing and I assume you're not a relative or friend of one of the players?

you have to win bros I want to see france-england final

>>156609654

Where are you watching it?

>>156609654
I hate the Brits so much. Praying Norway wins and you kill yourself.

>>156617053
anus muffler

>>156617142
Why do you care about us so much to hate

>>156609654
I've been baking in sunshine all day. Carnival day here. The vibes are insane. The endorphins are coursing through my veins. We can't fuck this up.

>>156616696
man acting like chavs usually don't spend 7 hours of their day at the pub while their daughters get groomed

>>156617183
virtually every foreigner on this board has been bantered at one time by someone from the UK and they never let it go

>>156609654
that english smile and arrogance, gone....

>>156616973
>>156617026
>>156616716
it's because the World Cup is the most popular thing during this time and women are cattle that love to be a part of things and be the centre of attention so they start watching the World Cup when it's on posting about the World Cup wearing their national team shirts. posting thirst traps on Instagram because they want the attention from it and because they want to ruin every space that man has

>>156617183
Cause they're fucking wank that's why

>>156617192
>Carnival day here
where in the fuck are you? i personally havent left the house since tuesday for the supermarket but not hearing shit from my flat all day except for in last hour

>>156609789
The other day I turned off the match and just followed it through my neighbors' screams

>>156617249
>posting about the World Cup wearing their national team shirts. posting thirst traps on Instagram because they want the attention from it and because they want to ruin every space that man has
god i hate women. why does everything they do have to be so performative? it is like they aren't incapable of original thought or opinion

good luck britbongs i hope you got your last minutes preparations for the game done.

>>156617183
it's the other way around

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/England%E2%80%93Germany_football_rivalry
>While the English public, football fans and in particular newspapers consider an England–Germany football rivalry to have developed, it is mostly an English phenomenon since most German fans consider the Netherlands or Italy to be their traditional footballing rivals.[1][2]

>>156617301
just like how every football club has an onlyfans slag wearing their shirt

>>156617301
i obviously meant "are incapable"

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>>156609737
Uh oh! Stinky!

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>>156617249
Spot on lad

>>156610082
Brazil has been a shit meme team since forever, and we've been plagued by terrible managers and corrupt retards who know nothing about football

>>156609654
>>156609789
proper football wootchers right here

>>156609654
It's weird for me how calm I've been all tournament. I trust Tuchel's judgement. I know right up to the 94th minute England can score because we always have that up our sleeve

>>156609848
No worries Tango will be there.
He's been partying with the South Miami Cubans for 2 days and they are providing him armed escort to the stadium like a king.

>>156617616
You think he can still handle the coke at his age?

>>156617696
They only let him have a bit. He's been chowing down on Lechon Asado with plenty of beer to wash it down.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2026/jul/11/norway-v-england-world-cup-2026-quarter-final-live
>3m ago 21.08 BST
>Thomas Tuchel talks to ITV. “I hope [the players] feel good … I hope they feel prepared … now it’s their moment … they know everything … it’s time to let go and release our energy and give it a go … we need to play with freedom … all-in … that is what a quarter-final is for … Reece James is available but maybe not for 90 minutes … I’d like to have him as an option from the bench … the goal is to stop their front line … height and physicality … we want to be strong from set pieces … we have a strong bench to finish the match off … spend more time in the opponent’s half … especially in these conditions.”

so England wants to play defensive against fucking Norway and score thru set pieces. sounds boring.

>>156609654
Norway wins 3-1

>>156616071
Passion
>>156617291
I've considered just checking the score many times but always just endure the suffering. One time I laid down for an hour after a game and fell asleep.
>>156617602
Thanks lad

>>156609848
He was spotted at Souf Miami Beach earlier.

>>156609654
you guys are not going to choke, right?

>>156618158
>Weather report. It’s currently 33C (91F) in Miami, and not expected to get any cooler come kick-off time. Once humidity is factored in, it’s likely to feel around 41C (106F). Phew, what a scorcher, etc. Will that give Norway an advantage? They played Brazil under 31C sun in New Jersey last weekend; the most extreme weather England have dealt with so far has been a 25C ramble under cloud, also in New Jersey, against Panama. So it’s a toss-up between experience and fatigue levels: you decide, and the truth will out. The conditions aren’t expected to exceed Fifa guidelines, so there’s no chance of the game being called off … but there could be a weather delay should lightning strike within eight miles of Miami Stadium, in which case it’s a 30-minute postponement, the countdown clock reset every time there’s more electrical activity. But for now, fingers crossed for 5pm local time/10pm BST/7am AEST … and stay hydrated all y’all.

I put a curse on England

>>156618158
most likely yeah. the classic england finally play a good team and get raped

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>>156618261
To win, right?

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>>156609654
be like my dog and cat and be completely bored out of your mind already

>>156618293
surely you guys have someone to counter haaland? we had no one.

>>156609654
just tell the missus to go her mum's place :(

>>156618308
Yeah to win

>>156609789
Based

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>>156618340
uhhhh yeah... sure we do... (we have no one)

hugs and kisses to my english brothers

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>>156618388
Thanks <3

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