>>156609771How big is his cock?
>>156609805what prompts you to ask such question
>average norwegian athlete>average brazilian athlete
>>156609771His calves being so skinny makes me feel better about my own
>>156609771So when does he exercise his face??
What’s Haaland’s literal skin color (not his race or ethnicity)?
>>156609771>is this achievable natty?When you have a team being paid half a mil a month to micromanage your workout routine, food intake, vitamins and everything else that will affect your muscle growth yeah for sure definitely achievable natty, we can all do it anon
>>156609922Ela deve comer ele com um cintaralho
>>156609771>>156611154I look like this and I don't even hit the gym. I run 60 to 80mins a day, 4min/km and do calisthenics at home. This is piss easy to achieve. Albeit could take a while if you're 2m talk like him. Cause then building the muscle mass in the chest area is probably gonna take ages if all you work with is your own weight. Also not sure you can get that neck through calisthenics alone. Probably not.
>>156611255>I look like this and I don't even hit the gymSure you do Kraut, you have a 14 inch penis too right?
>>156611276No, I have a modest 16cm. Albeit a very pretty 16cm, I may add.
>>156611276I have a mate who's played football most of his life, and looks just like Haaland. It's not an extreme physique. Hard to get to from 0, but not impossible, and doable if you've always been relatively fit. Also the German anon is very fit, 12+ running km a day is no joke.Compare his physique to someone juicing and you will see what i mean.
>>156609922After a thorough internal investigation, I think I can say that the "lady" on the right does not have any male genitalia, and that she can be free to exist as many in our world are not free to do.GG. I hope peace may arrive for us all.
>>156609922Zesty
>>156609922Brazilians are very zesty, I think there's a correlation between being good at dancing and having loose hips and being zesty
>>156609771>>156611255>>156611276German anon is right, it is achievable natty, you just gotta starve urself and stop eating goyslop, I look like this and I've been lifting for 2 years with dogshit genetics and a poorfag after being a NEET for 10 years
>>156609771>pro athlete >nattyThis is how I know you’ve never touched a ball in your life
Every athlete at the top of their sport are on some sort of steroid. Usually HGH+Insulin. It's how guys like Ronaldo and Lebron James are able to still compete at a high level in their 40s
>>156612080Good work man
>>156609771>>156612080This, you dont even have to starve yourself if youve eaten clean before you started working out.The problem is that a lot of guys have eaten junk food their entire lives so they dont think its possible natty. It is, with the right diet, and the longer you've eaten clean, the easier it is.
>>156612080Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
>>156612080how tall are you, if you are under 6 feet it doesn't count. Easy as fuck to look good as a manlet
>>156612080>starve yourselfLmao>stop eating goyslopCan bulk on maccies mate, can cut on maccies if cutting is what you think starvation is
he lifts for they
>>156612436Dafuq??
>>156611203giwtwm
>>156612080>just starve bro
Another thread full of faggots>Hides it
>>156612288Classic pasta
>>156609771Having slightly built arms, pecs, and abs is not impossible. Holy shit what is wrong with you homos?
>>156609939life is an upper body business.
>>156614274not for footballers
>>156609771Sure. You just have to cut more than you think.
>>156609771>Haaland has the same age
>>156614391You don't need to develop calves beyond them being able to hold your bodyweight.
>>156614778right, but thighs are not upper bodymaybe>life is a knees-and-above business
>>156612436>they kinda look like him tooThe grug genes are just too strong. Somewhere in Norway an entire family line of just Erling Haaland.
>>156614878I was thinking how Bri'ish they lookMaybe that's where that phenotype comes from
>>156609771Yes, it's not that insane in terms of muscle volume. Toughest will be the fat loss, but have some muscle first. His legs are magnificent tough, no gay
>>156609771Yes, look up the French decatlon guy from the first olympicsin the 1910s or George Hackensmith
>>156609922White woman
MAJIN dna.
>>156609897Isnt that what everyone thinks of when first looking at him
>>156609771That's not even that much muscle is it? (on the upper body)It's just low bf%
>>156616609he weighs 94 kgit is a lot of muscle
>>156609771>>156611255>>156612080I'm 6'7", play fußball, home gym ~1/week, eat clean, had to eat huge to make any gains though. Totally achievable natty. You can do it bros.
>>156616670230 lbs btw. This is now a /fit/ thread. Post fizeek.
>>156616670The most important thing isn't achievable
>>156609922>Fagueta
>>156612080>stop eating goyslopcan't stop drinking wine, it's impossible.
i mog every here
>>156612124>Usually HGH+InsulinNo
>>156609771Yes, that's natty.
>>156612436Imagine the smell
>>156609805Shrivelled from all the hgh
>>156618710hgh doesn't do that, you're thinking of steroids
>>156612436Tbh cruel to give your daughter the caveman genes. Maybe she'll adopt the grug like Brock Lesnar's kid.
>>156609771Unironically the only thing impressive about this body is that he’s tall. This is otherwise achievable in 2 years with 1 year bulk and 1 year cut to 10-12% bf. That’s it, even with average genetics
>>156630606delusional, post body
>>156611203she's likely a beard and he's assfucked by Wilson Negão
>>156630606lol, you’re so full of shit
>>156609771Fucking backrooms entitty ass looking motherfucker
>>156631044I’m 33 with a basic cheap diet and eat dirty on weekends, lift 4x a week. Haaland is like 24 there with 100% optimal organic diet and training
>>156609771He plays a cardio heavy sport which burns muscle too. Take into account he has to train for hours on hours each day. He’s not natty, no athlete at the highest level is because they’re competing for glory. It’s just the name of the game.
>>156609771He's just ripped, start a cut and mantain the same high level of protein, simple as.
>>156631482well gratz you're either near natty limit or roiding, this is not a two year body tho, compliment baiting tool
>>156630606>>156631482I’ll add that Haaland would look better if he trained for bodybuilding. So would I if trained earlier and ate optimally. Ofc Haaland is a chad but there’s nothing spectacular about his body unless you’re a fat DYEL who doesn’t know better
NO R WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156609771I'm half Swedish and I have the same build. Long upper body and relatively short legs. It must be a scandinavian thing.
>>156633871I'll take number 10 or 2
>>1566338711 or 5
>>156609922Girl on the left needs a black cock in her pussy asap!
>>156631645Post body
what junk food and goyslop needs to be avoided?
>>156609771>Haaland has the same age as me, is this achievable natty?Yes, and it's way easier if you're not 195cm, which you're probably not, since you're Brazilian.
>>156616891too real
