The vikings are coming
>>156609966oh no anything but the great viking threat! what a joke they were, really. like all island nations of the era, england was naturally defended from hostiles and invaders because of the sea that surrounds us. this naturally created a sense of security among the populace; there was no need to continue building, funding and preparing substantial militias in the event of hostile skirmishes or invasions because such things were just unheard of in england at the time. the vikings came fully prepared took advantage of a completely unprepared, largely peaceful society and managed to get uhhh let me see here *checks notes* ... nothing. although they did leave behind some DNA but it's utterly insignificant compared to norman, celt & angle/saxon/jute etc. why are they so hyped up again?
>>156610129>why are they so hyped up again?manufactured, everyone hates england because statistically speaking we probably occupied them at one point so they eternally seethe.
>>156610129>why are they so hyped up again?They're cool and have aura and everyone kinda hates the English a bit, so by fighting them they acquire this folk hero-ish aspect to them even if they were just brutal invaders.
>>156610129giga cope
Run it back
>>156609966No problem.
>>156611761please do explain where im wrong mate
>>156610129Seething.>>156611820based chad.Imagine replying to this with anything but "Bring them on" and an image of some cool christian warrior aura farming. get into the spirit of things man
>>156611802Did they row or sail there?
>>156611802This is lit, any version with sound?
>>156612052This >>156611820>>156612765 is why youre wrong and a virgin
>>156612858Just play this over ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxptIpCYAJA
>>156610129>norman, celt & angle/saxon/jute4/5 of those are nordic though
>>156613266Only Normans are Nordic, the Anglo/Saxons/Jutes were West Germanic
>>156612765>>156613055cry me a river idiots.>>1566132660/5 are viking. and angle/saxon/jutes are the nordics. celt and norman are not.>>156613288Normans in 1066 were predominantly R1B
>>156613088I prefer the old norse version, sang by the actor who originally sung it in Vikings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aveUs1o6e4
ROOOOO
Grrrr Grrrr
how about cnut the great. he was an english king and a viking
SACKED BY THE VIKINGSYOU'RE GETTING SACKED BY THE VIKINGS
>>156610129Cope, you're gonna lose today you stupid clown
>>156613088>>156613612Get the fuck out of here with that gay shit, how about some real music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXPHbiltTL8
>>156617375Roland was a Frankish Christian warrior, the nephew of Charlemagne. He wasn't a pagan nordic raider
OOOOOH, WE'RE HALFWAAAAY THEEREWOOO-OH, LIVIN' ON A PRAAAYERTAKE MY HAAAAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT, I SWEAAARWOOOH-OH, LIVIN' ON A PRAAAYER
"the red coat are coming" ( les anglais débarquent ) mean having her perido in french.
