Sir Harry, they’re at the gates
Longbow > Axe
Haaland is gonna tear his asshole up and pour hot soup into it
>>156610292Bit graphic
>>156610292where will he store the soup prior to the pouring
I will play black metal while watching the game and pretend it's some medieval battle that will inevitably end in tragedy because both sides were too distracted to notice the rise of the actual villain (Argentina)
>>156610346my torn-up asshole
>>156610346Thermos
>>156610021The longbow came about about 700 years after the viking incursions into England.
>>156610427Luckily it's been about 700 years since then so now we have both.
I gotta go buy beer, i want to drink while i watch England crumble into dust before my very eyes
>>156610292Dan burn will take haaland and fold him up like and old rusty deckchair (with force until it submits)
>>156610444might as well use a gun
>>156610476the norfern unit won't save you
>>156610476No way, Haaland is gonna beat his ass with a whip until he cries like baby goat who has no mother
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>>156610548>cries like baby goat who has no motherbut why?
Notice how the entire planet is swooning over soccer players who coincidentally just look like they're just native to the country they represent. Strange...
>>156610444You fuckers stole our bows, the Irish stole our stout. Fuck you all.
>>156610657It’s all the American women who only see pussified white men in America who are subservient to blacks. They’re in awe of someone like Haaland.
>>156610699In my opinion what people enjoy is real diversity (countries have their identity and getting to know them is interesting) and especially crave authenticity since in this era most shit is just fake
>>156610628We thought it was gone but she came back to us! Baby goat is very happy now, pog goat family
>>156610657Haaland does not look Norwegian bro
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, ENGLAND!
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