Cody "All Smiles" Garbrandt editionwww.bjpenn.comHeemvious: >>156602719
goob
ah sweet, it's another 'talk about midgets humping each other for 1-5 rounds of homoerotic courtship' thread
>Your kids Mr. Pimplett>NOWSOON
gooby will be raped
The left counter will be there for Gooby
*enters thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oemKkZ_UEeg&list=RDoemKkZ_UEeg&start_radio=1
Got the red-white sweatpants £10 from TKMaxx aww shit that's tight dawlgThis is what I would say if I were on embedded, because that is the kind of thing you hear on embedded. Except the jerks on embedded have rich expensive stuff.
RAPED PIGGY ALERTRAPED PIGGY ALERTFUCKING DEMENTED DEFORMED FAGGOT RAPED BLONDE FREAK
MMA?>>156611490
bj penn
Who's the best looking fighter on the card? No homo, just bros comfortable in their sexuality giving props to other bros
How cool is that
>THE HECKIN GOD OF WAR HE IS JUST LIKE SOITOS FROM MY GOYSLOP VIDEO GA- *OOOOOOH HE HURT HIM!!!! SAINT DENIS IS OUT COLD*>n-noooo....
>>156611529is that an amiibo?
let's make a new thread and not invite canada or slovenia
the goy of war will crumble and beg for mercy against padbeast
>>156611414is it gon be bad my niggers
>>156611549Yeah dunno what that is
Imaigne boying PaddyYou fell fro marketingYou're consuming slop
>>156611587Canada has been off his meds these past weeks
>>156611596MMA?
wheres that 0-0-1NC lad, he was having a melty
>>156611622poirier
>>156611510You're speaking to a 4chan Pass owner, punk. So how about you back up and show the required respect.
the rape will be there for maxwell
>>156611570slovenia is the gimp spoid
>>156611636my queen, i kneel
>>156611596this card? assuredly
>>156611636well and truly mogged
RAF is livehttps://ppv.st/live/raf-georgia-dvalishvili-vs-cejudo
Max wins via 2nd round finish SCREENCAP THIS!!!!
>>156611752sad
khamzat was supposed to be an all time great and instead will be remembered as a chapter in the strickbeast legend
Dana claimed this card had the highest gate ever. What is he smoking? What a ninny!
Just how bad is Clitia Topiglet?
>>156611414max is going to starch mcnuggets with the first punch isnt he?
ilia looked THAT bad after 1 year off...conor's been out for 5
If khamzat was a suit of protective clothing against chemical hazards he'd be a Khazmat suit
>>156611772nice, arman is winning
>>156611818And how.
Gooby can easily dominate Max if he discards the striking only ego like he did the first time
>>156611859conor was being rebuilt out of titanium
someone post pvz's butthole.
>>156611636Im sorry. I was wring to challenge you.
just so you know we’re getting a vintage usman toe stomping masterclass next week
>>156611772snyder-sadulaev is actually pretty big, they finally book actual wrestlers
Heeminder the ufc told Conor hed have to fight prates for his comeback and he went uhhhh anyone else pls
Can't sneep
Porfessor Sneep
>>156611772RAF can easily make an event in Georgia, the UFC can't for some reason
I cant sneep, offisa
>gooby fighting in 2026 wtf
BSD will realise Paddy isn't as easy to heem as African villagers
>>156612082hey you're supposed to post the funny nigger word
>>156612082McPork went broke from too many chemsex BBC benders
>>156612102I knew he was done as soon as I saw that haircut. Buzzcut Ilia wins the heematch
>>156612107Beast of a hog b
Thoughts on sliv-konora-makgregora-1.jpg?
Sneep the leg
>>156612135Overshadowed by Schaub_hawlg.png
McDaddy via McDaddy dickdowns
>>156612123La leyenda is trooning out I fear
Dusdaddy dickdowns sent McPiggy into a 5 year prolapse.
realistically what time will be the main fight? I probably won't stay up all night, so I think I will wake up earlier. Why UFC can't be more friendly to europeans?
>>156612105no
>>156612220about 6 in the morning your time
>>156612220you have no money
>>156612220around 6am your time
I got my 3 bags of chips and 2 packs of mini choco cakes, my bottle of sprite is ready tooMCGREGOR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE IS PICKS ANON
Max hits harder than Conlet
>>156612293Yeah what do you want
>>156612293He already posted in the last thread, give him some more time
>>156612283>>156612264thank you!
>>156612297...is what Maxima will be telling xherself while McDaddy plows xher wife
>heem max to death >finish off the trilogy in october>break Gaethjes neck in January >take floyds head clean off in april>quick turn around for the Dustin quadrilogy at the end of April>move up to 185 in June>bang of poo the whole division
still not a single gooby slip posted
that leg is toast
Conor McGregor vs. Max HollowayBenoit Saint Denis vs. Paddy PimblettCory Sandhagen vs. Mario BautistaBrandon Royval vs. Lone'er KavanaghKing Green vs. Terrance McKinney
>>156612105
>>156612426GoobySaint BenisBautistaRoyvalKing Green
>>156612377
>>156611772Kek Arman wrestles 6x a year and fights once every 2 years
RAF youtube only 720p? Illegal Stream is better quality?
Stop running Khabitch
>>156612497Just another example that wrestling is not a real sport.
Just steamripped the oblivion remaster ama
>>156612426ConorPaddySandhagenLone'erMcKinney
>>156612548Have you heard of the High Elves?
>>156612426Conor/MaxBenoit/PaddySandhagen/BautistaRoyval/KavanaghGreen/McKinney
>>156612548When's the last time you had sex with a woman?
>>156612220Set your alarm for 4 and you can catch most the main card
>>156612582
>>156612608Us McPiggy TWPiglets only have sex with individuals assigned male at birth sadly
>>156612664Conor seems like the type to top Twink and Femboy and think nothing of it. 100% straight in my book.
Bobby Green deserves a spot on everyone's boy list. Pretty consistently is heem or be heemed.
>femboy
>>156612687Don't call him that, have some respect
I'm completely straight, so anything that gets my dick hard is automatically a woman, and therefore, not gay
>I'm completely straight, This is what we call a false premise.
mystic mac predicts heem in the 2nd
>>156612734My apologies. King Green deserves boy status.
>>156612802queen green deserves femboy status
Whenever I go into Wales, the first thing I do is dab. I dab because they are weak.Whenever I go into Scotland, the first thing I do is dab. I dab because they are weak.Whenever I go into Ireland, the first thing I do is dab. I dab because they are weak.
>>156612823Kekked
>>156612426>>156604687GoobyOHHH PADDY THE FADDYMario CLINCHtistaBrandon DiazGreen
max finna get slippidy slapped
Kill all pedophiles and pakis.
>>156611414This sport is a lot more complex than I thought after looking up some fight analysis. It's like physical chess fr. I wish commentators would talk a bit more about strategy and analyze instead of being like WOW THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT OH OH OH.Like damn the beautiful woman who forced me to watch MMA and got me into this gives better commentary
Some kid had a NASA t-shirt. I asked him to name 3 astronauts. He couldnt. What a poser.
Six seven
>>156612986There’s no time to go in depth about foot placement and feint usage and drawing counters during a fight
>>156612933DDPonald xisters…
>>156613068
finnish "people" wear nasa apparel
>>156612986Dan hardy was the only good commentator
>>156613153What was he tinhkign when he said tihs? Very poor optics
>>156613194Turning women into lesbians is a power move
>>156613194What in the absolute blew fuck man
Paddy will rape the French boi with his BEC
Happy gooby day bros
>>156613194redditers are truly the lowest form of human
>>156613153based retard
happy smalloway day
For 65 years I ruled as Tamriel’s Emperah
Ilia Topuria had light brown blondish hair when he was younger… Aryan confirmed
>>156613057of course there is and it's talked about now and then. that's what color commentary is for when the pace is slow
>>156613203Probably tried to maximize his spotlight with the fresh current topic before fading back into irrelevancep
eggs budaydoes
Who the hell is belal muhhammed?
>>156613643The best middle eastern fighter of all time
>>156613643you were supposed to remember the name...
>>156612426McGregorPimblettSandhagenKavanaghGreen
>>156613715The best middle eastern fighter is from Chicago. Very telling.
>>156613643Dude....read le room....
Is spammy gonna kill himself when Ian Garry fraud checks Pisslam?
never seen a good post from scotland.
Ive seen at least 3.
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
Oh fuck oh shit the power is going out help me
>>156613953I'm in marbella bro.
Tracey cortez
goby
goby desert
Gobi dessert.
This little leprechaun will save the sport
>>156614056>>156614066>>156614143Wow, this is....beautiful
need yalls to shut up
>Gobi fightnight>page 3
mm gobart
Paddy the vloggy just posted another yt vid hours before his fight
shut up all u bitches
i'm a former poofc champion
>>156611459I will now watch your sport.
If Conor Mcgregor actually shows up tonight he is most likely going to get hurt very very badly.
retards are unironically picking reddit bobert lmao
I was not around in attitude era UFC, why do you call Mcgregor gooby? because he is a goober?
>>156614234that you clitia?
>>156614269give me one good reason why he wont win that fight
I'm not going to screenshot posts, I'm not even going to say I told you so. I'm just going to watch Bobby Knuckles finish Nikita Krylov in the champ rounds, and after I will post pic related with no context. And you'll know, because we'll all know.
>>156614221Nice, I like to hear his insight.
>>156614269krylov sux meng, he lost to reyesalthough the reason why ribbit backed bobbert because krylov is a traitor to ukraine not because they think bobbo can win
Bobby knuckles more like Bobby bird chest
i have become heem, destroyer of chins
>>156611414Fuck Dana
Smiff Operatooooor
>>156612426MaxPaddyBautistaKavanaghGreen
>>156614253
>>156614519How do the Dagestanis love this man when he's such a fruit?
>>156614346He’s tiny for 205He’s old He’s chinny Krylov has more power and better grappling/BJJ Weight classes exist for a reason
>>156612510i thought you were switching allegiances b
>>156614388>champ rounds>of a 3 round fight
>>156614388>champ rounds Bobby reddit is a 3-round fighter now
i thawlt i woke myself up farting but it was a thunderstorm maybe i need to change my picks
>>156614558>Weight classes exist for a reasonwell last time Whittaker moved up he became champ
>>156614558Krylov should win on paper, but the x factor is that he's also a retard who plays into his opponent's best gameplan when he doesn't take them seriously. He jumped into Paul Craig's guard and walked forward into Reyes' left hand. With this track record, if he doesn't take Bobby seriously, he's getting heemed by the 1-2 high kick combo
>>156614619On paper Rob should win actuallyImagine THE POWER in his 205lb 5'10 frame
>>156614388bobby gets heemed
>>156612426ConorPimblettSandhagenRoyvalMckinney
>>156614614185 to 205 is a huge jump if you’re not a giant like Pereira. Rob is literally 5’10 fighting in a division where most guys are 6’3
Tony Ferg v Conor when?
>>156614703skirt?
Conor is actually back. Fighting. Wasn't a ruse. He's back for real. Might be the last time so let's make it a good time.
>>156614619You’re not wrong about krylov’s fight IQ. He makes retarded decisions in the cage. I just don’t think Rob has the power to KO him unless it’s a perfect chin shot
>>156612426Horroway-sanPimburetto-sanSandohegen-sanRoyvaru-sanMacukinney-san
>>156614750they rejected me from alastonsuomi i did my best
>>156614706thats interesting because he is listed as 6'0 which is the same height as up and coming HW prospect Elisha "Snack Panther" Ellison who also fights tonight
>>156614558>he's old, chinny and washed so is krylov he also has a tendency to getting countered and knocked out cold.
>>156614388Dubs of truth
>>156612220main events always used to be around 5am - 5:15am but then UFC started their new schedule which is an hour earlier so it will be 4am - 4:15am, since you are in lithuania which is an hour ahead, it will be 5am for you.
>>156614885what about finald
>>156612426Co Mac-GeeBenny SenisCo San-DeeLone KavnoTel McKee
I hate being unemployed and waiting for things. If it’s a video game, I have to wait all day to midnight for release. If it’s UFC, I have to wait until like 7pm for the real fights to start So gay man
>>1566122891 x 2L coca cola zero 1 x 2L coca cola diet1 x tim tams chocolate biscuitsFirst England will win send the norwegian trolls back to whence they came from and then i will enjoy some ufc. Looking like a good night. Oh i'll order some pizza in a few hours aswell.
>>156614812Max isn’t 6’1
>>156612426>Walesthe two most famous welsh people i know are the owner of celebheights who is a giga autist and the main bitch in house of the dragon who is apparently welsh
Tracy Cortez vs Wang CongI'll definitely be masturbating watching that
>>156614909Fucking true man. Having a job rules! Imma go job it up! Fuck I love having a job
>>156614885Nah it’ll be more like 6-615 Lithuania time for Conor. 9 hours from now
>>1566149655'11 small middleweight moving up to LHW where giants roam
>>156614269McGoober -> goobs
>>156614965well DC is like 5'6 then and he was HW champ
How is Belal Muhammad?
>>156614909I love having a job, it's really cool because apart from working and jerking off i have nothing else in my life
>>156615012>>156614281
>>156614903BINLAND is also 1 hour ahead of bongland so same time for you>>156614998I don't think so, when has the main event ever been 4 hours after the main card starts?
>>156614995Imagine them fucking
>>156614926yer missus is getting a beating from her boyfriend tonight
>>156615036He is ok
>>156614995Grow up and go finger your mircoclit somewehre else wall eyed mongoloid scum. Respectfully.
>>156615024DC was def fat but he was an elite wrestler and has a big frame despite being short. Rob is built like a normal dude
>>156615047The main card starts in 7 hours m8. First fight will prob be 9:15 USA eastern time
>>156615061so will you apologize when Bobby wins ?
>>156615057And how are you?
>>156615089Sure, I’ll eat crow. I’m not one of the many fags here who has hot takes then vanishes when they’re wrong.
>>156614909same except i'm dana white
new york monster
>>156615054I was thinking I could imagine myself fucking the winner then the loser or some other order of me fucking them>>156615059Relax and enjoy the night
>>156615086actually you are right, why the fuck is the main event started at 2am like it used to before the time changes? i thought they were making every PPV an hour earlier now? fuck gooby cards
>>156615110you eat cock, "mate"
whittaker is motivated, healthy, focused. there's no reason to think he can't become a top gatekeeper in this division too.
>>156615117Lihamestari L
>>156613014Bruh we got Conor hitting the 67 before gta 6
>>156615124This is an hour earlier. Numbered events used to start at 10pm eastern. Now they start at 9pm eastern including tonight. Some apex fight nights start earlier
bobert couldn't take the power at middleweight and people are out here acting like he's going to be able to take the hits from krylov i dont even rate krylov but if he touches him on the ear he's gonna be slippin and slidin all over the cage
>>156615108Yeah we float on
THE new HW boogyman ??
>>156615167Vi flyter på
Honestly what do euros do for big events like this? Do you stay up all night, wake up super early, or find a replay and watch in the morning?
>>156615164I agree with you. I like Robret but Nikita is so big and takes damage
>>156615180Ja
>>156615152bon apetit my nigga
rob is going to heem with a classic reaper headkick and you will all regret not investing before!
>>156615187Take an evening nap and wake up in time for the heems, stay up all night and rape my sleep schedule completely
>>156612426McGregorPaddySandhagenKavanaghMcKinney
Why does Eastern Europe and Central Asia dominate so much in combat sports? Even if they aren’t dominating like half the fighters are Eastern Europe or central Asian, do these people start brawling from the cradle?
>>156615175tbqfh it’s better to be a lean 230-240lb heavyweight than a 265lb monster
>>156615233Low IQ and dense bones
>>156615175he will lose tonight because of some stupid shit, you'll see
>>156615187we are tough people descended from chiefs knights and warriors you are descended from religious nutters and their field workers
>>156615233Wrestling is the main sport in much of that region. Wrestling is the best base for MMA
>>156615187I stay up if the card's good, most PPVs have been shit so i don't bother staying up, used to stay up regardless when i was younger since i've always been a NEET. I've lost interest in UFC tbqh, bound to happen after over a decade.
>>156615167Glad to hear keep up the good work.
lil baby bitch shut uuuuuuup
>>156615265I’m descended from the lunatics who left the UK. Those who would rather risk being scalped and head west to make a life for themselves with their bare hands.
Comfy 11 hour sleep and watch MMA in the morning fake one style
>>156615312that's not what happened they were forcibly evicted (to till lands for the crown btw) by the less mentally defective homebased bongs, there was no agency i hate to be the one to tell you sadly
>>156615318cringe timezone
>>156615243The betting odds have swung significantly. Gable was a -3300/1.03 favorite on some books and now he’s -1600/1.06. Doesn’t sound like much but double the payout. Someone is putting big money on Ellison
>>156615356>let me tell you about your country and your ancestors Oh Finnbro. Never change
>>156615387i heemcept your concession
Wathcing Green Street Hoogilans again bros
>>156615289Now you stay up listening to sissy hypno
>England is playing todayFUCK our event is going to get COMPLETELY overshadowed FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>156615365gayble is like a baby deer on the feet, it would not surprise me at all if he gets caught
>>156615450Ellison is really really bad but you’re right. Gable’s stand up game is trash. He’s very hittable
Why are whites so far and away the most successful race in combat sports?
Funny how soccer fags are trying to turn the World Cup into a race war. The real race war sport has ALWAYS been ufc
>>156615446lmao no b is this your first wc? they often tickle the quarters or semis and bottle it everyone knows it's france argentina in the finals
>>156615446Not at all, England play 10pm UK time, will last 2 hours or so. If England loses, expect many bongs to come here to shitpost relentlessly including me
>>156615476soccer/football cannot be a race war, every team has blacks or others on it, then you have the argentineans who keep larping as white even though no whites will ever consider them white lel, combat sports have always been the real race swdown
>>156615502Y’all aren’t losing to Norway. 3-1 England
>>156615365Gable's first L will be very embarassingly funny and cartoonish. Screencap this
>>156615525You never know, what if the cave troll haaland memes on us
>>156615528no one is screencapping your unremarkable prediction you smelly bitch
>>156615525please never discuss football in my presence. Respectfully
>>156615528They will give him the Greg Hardy treatment. He’ll get at least 4 fights against absolute tomato cans before he faces someone real in 2028
>>156615550I think he’ll score but he’s not scoring 3. Norway are mid AF defensively
>>156615550what if the star striker who plays with your national team as his day job manages to expose the dogshit defence of the uk team indeed what if
>>156615557I smell bad because I don't owe people a good smell
Tarot Reading on McGregor v Holloway>McGregor, Reversed Hanged ManThis can represent stagnation, being stuck in a situation and unsure, or even afraid, of how to proceed. That makes sense given the current state of things and his long absence.Being stuck could also imply that he is a little obsessed with becoming the “Old McGregor” again and proving that he is still the same GOAT. But importantly, this card can also represent the coming end of a period of stagnation. Something to consider.>Holloway, Reversed Four of WandsThis represents emotional instability, shaken foundations, and self-doubt. But the foundations are still there, and they are still strong.All in all, Holloway appears to be the better fighter currently, but this card matches what it looked like at the pressie. He seemed like he was faking bravado and was genuinely shook and doubting himself.I like both these draws because upright, I think they represent the past versions of these fighters, but reversed as both were drawn they represent the current problems both are having. >Fight Prediction, Five of WandsFantastic card to draw. This is a card of battle, clashes, and specifically chaotic conflict. This should be a fun fight to watch, which is a W for us.The question is what happens to each man when the fight erupts into chaos?Holloway is a man of strong foundations, but those foundations have been disturbed. If the chaos reaches them, his whole game could begin to fall apart. On the other hand, those foundations may still be strong enough to hold throughout the storm.McGregor, however, feels like someone who thrives in chaos. I think that in the heat of battle, back in his old domain, he may find his old rhythm again. He becomes the Old McGregor naturally without forcing it.Final prediction: Holloway begins to fall apart in Round 2 or 3. McGregor starts feeling himself, capitalizes on it, and gets the knockout.
>>156615564>greg hardyshieett what happened to this dude? i really think he got screwed over hard
>>156615557Not cool dude chill out
>>156615586Haaland has been figured out in the prem league, he can't play outwards from the box and so if you stop the passing, he's invisible. England's defense isn't that shit. When does finland play btw?
>>156615628He sucked at MMA and was super chinny He got heemed in BKFC once or twice, been heemed in boxing a couple times too Guy will be dead before 50 for sure
>>156615628comical heems down the ladder
>>156615601Has this been comfirmed by /x/?
>>156615650I don’t watch much soccer but that’s what I noticed. He’s dependent on service to score. He’s not going to create
>>156615564Gable will lose tonight so his next 10 fights need to be against people in coma or something
>>156615601Embarrassing post
>>156615650We just won the Hockey world championship.
>>156615650next cup and then you'll be sorry fwiw i am secretly hoping you win
>>156615708>Hockey
>>156615601read my fortune now
>>156615703Ellison has zero ground game. Gable will have him on his back in less than a minute and it will be over shortly after via submission because everyone is betting KO
>>156615724>draws the gayest card in the decksorry b
>>156615687please i beg
>>156615685/x/ is more concerned with summoning sex demons than heem.None of this is real anyways, it's just for fun.>>156615724Is there something specific you want a fortune for or just general?
>>156615727I'm telling you, it's going to be a cartoonish loss for bones' disciple>>156615740draw again bro, i need a win
>>156615687that's his job, being in a shit team makes it even more pronounced better for haaland to get 2 good chances the whole game rather than have him drop back and give 5 good chances to shitters
>>156615824thank you b, just bet 10 british pounds against gable
>>156615727As someone new to the sport, I saw that Gable v Ellison has odds of like -1600 to 800. I've never seen that before. Is it uncommon?
>>156615815can you do a tarot reading for tom aspinall keep it on topic please
>>156615815>Is there something specific you want a fortune for or just general?a general reading please. Also please remove the gay cards from the deck beforehand
Official UFC 329 fight rankings based on how exciting the actual fight will be >Mckinney vs Green>Paddy vs BSD >Royval vs Kavanagh >Conor vs Max >Riley vs Kamala>Gandra vs Reese>Pinas vs Almeida>Basharat vs Garza >Costa vs Durden >Gable vs Ellison >Whittaker vs Krylov>Cortez vs Cong >Sandhagen vs Bautista>Garbrandt vs Yanez
KING green will win, i know it.
>>156615837It’s rare in MMA but it happens in squash matches like this. UFC usually has a couple guys in each weight class who are there specifically to get wrecked by prospects like Ellison vs Gable
CONNOR CONNOR CONNOR
>>156615845scarface vs yanez is going to be kino
>>156615878Garbrandt fights to avoid being heemed. He’s boring as fuck these days. That fight will suck and it will go to decision
dumb chud sport
Snyder just turned Sadulaev into a hashtag
>inb4 guru doesn't go live until the main card
>>156615845WMMA should be bottom. Tracy will lay on her for 15 minutes
>>156615921Kys bro please Fuck guru but fuck guruwatchers more
paddy pimblett says he's picking cody garbrandt to win because he's his friend :)
>>156615897nah, it's going to have a heem. trust me dawg
>>156615950Cody hasn’t been heemed in 5 years bud. He jabs and circles and avoids damage. Yanez sucks. It’s going to be a lame decision
>>156615834yw, break out the red panties
>>156615601Excellent post. Too bad it’s wrong.
>>156612426HollowayBSDBautistaKavanaghMcKinney
>>156615975i think youd be surprised b
>>156615841Reversed Three of Pentacles for the past means miscommunication, obstacles, and general shoddiness. He has the talent, but outside circumstances kept everything from coming together properly.Reversed Moon is incredibly appropriate for the present. It is a card of mystery and uncertainty, but reversed, that fog begins to clear. The symbolism fits his eye issues and the problems they caused in training. Now that he is recovering after surgery and back in the gym ... literally fog is clearing from his eyes.The final card for the future is the Ace of Wands. This is an excellent draw. It represents ambition, new beginnings, and above all action. We should see him back in competition with a new fire inside him.
>>156615837dana is very proud of the fact that they don't do can crushingunless of course it's someone they think they can turn into a star, that's totally different man trust me
>>156615942Cody "Full of love, sunshine and smiles" Garbrandt
>>156616087Please stop posting
>>156615601>>156616087Love you. Keep posting. Thoughts on Eight of wands?
Esoteric bread theme:> https://youtu.be/Qma7MuJ0qrw
>>156616087keep posting man, maybe post some hot girls cosplaying as witches or something
>>156615999can you give a second opinion on this one >>156616087>>156616087thank you bappa
>TarotAll occultism and black magic is meaningless to one illuminated by the light of the Lord
>>156616242that's a coked out irish rapist with 5 bastard kids and bogged out miss piggy for a wife
>>156616242conor is a cokehead and his faith is fake
>>156616263every saint has a past and every sinner has a future
>>156616288take it easy mick jagger
>>156612426McGregorBSDSandhagenKavanaghGreen
>>156616236Doing an Aspinall reading myself… I drew the Hanged Man, the Devil and, finally, Death… not good, not good at all, I’m afraid.
>>156615843Only doing one card because our Finnish brother is right, it is off topic.>Ten of CupsGood news: harmony, love, and emotional fulfillment are coming your way.Bad news: you pulled the single gayest card in the entire deck with a literal rainbow on it.Congratulations.>>156616153My favorite card in the entire deck, I even considered getting a minimalist tattoo of it. It spurred me onwards towards opportunities that changed the course of my life>>156616242>With their reckless ignorance, they believe that magic is of the lowest order [...] will claim that I teach forbidden arts, and that I scatter the seeds of heresy, offend pious ears [...] To these people I respond [..] a magician is not wicked or superstitious and should not be called demonic but instead wise, a priest, a prophet. The Sibyls were Magi who openly prophesied about Christ [...] the Magi recognized Christ.>I believe that these persistently arrogant censors would rather condemn the Sibyls, the sacred Magi, and even the Gospels themselves, rather than to gracefully accept the name "magic."Okay sorry enough off topic I'm doneeee
Make love not war.....SIKE GET FUCKED FAGGOT
>>156616348oh dear how troubling
>>156616385idc what they say AI videos can be very funny
it should be illegal for the ufc to let a retired old man like conor (basically a normal guy off the street at this point) fight a current elite level mma fighter
>>156616376kek the wahrani can never catch a break
>>156616385holy SHIT is this real?????
>>156616376thank you>you pulled the single gayest card in the entire deck with a literal rainbow on it.damn
>>156616471poof
>>156616471harmony, love, and emotional fulfillment are coming your way if and ONLY IF you get on your knees and start sucking cock
>>156616471I predict dees tings
It's gonna be bad
>>156616493idc>>156616501i don't want those
>>156616376Then they killed Jesus when they realized He was more interested in saving humanity than being some gay pedo Jew
>>156616530
>>156616559What's this?
>>156616376your "finnish" "brother" is a jannie faggot
It's on sight nigga
is olympic wrestling a meme?
>>156616385Their mengs touched
>>156616568lmao what nonsense is this now>>156616567you would love her wait i will look for the video
This nigga is lying
>>156616525you were just lucky, next time there won't be a next time
>>156616567https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U_XWKAJ1F40are girl
>>156616640I believe him.
>>156612426Conor McGregorBenoit Saint DenisCory SandhagenLone'er KavanaghKing Green
Conor Mengregor vs Max Mengoway
>>156616640>>156616664International Fight Week is a world event. No wonder its doing big numbers as always
paddy has accepted death... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0n3P6Slgus
>>156616640There’s like 150,000 hotel rooms in Vegas. Dana is retarded
soccer? what's that? world cup? never heard of it
>>156616664>>156616725First hotel that popped up when I googled hotel room Vegas strip
>>156616640I feel like this could be checked easily. Not going to bother though. I trust Dana.
>>156616640Dana White wouldn't lie
>>156616773oh yeah? pull up an unreserved room right now
>>156616829check the date you fucking goof
>Huh? What was the question? Hotel rooms in Vegas? What did I say? Jesus you guys are up my ass today. Yeah I don't remember if I said that, maybe I did. I do a lot of interviews. I was probably talking about hotel rooms around the arena. If you actually did your research you would know that kid. Next question. You would think after this many years you guys would realize I don't just come up here and lie. Jesus.
>>156616927i reddit in dana's voice
holy shit these threads are so gay nowi cant wait for the annual /heem/ meetup so i can heem you all stiff
>>156617048come to the Bonescord bonanza b far more elite
>>156617048we just had itsorry you didn't get an invite
MaxBSD (no staph)Sandman Kava Mckinney
>>156617048I'm on the private heemcord and it's full of porn
Goobairto McDonald? Never heard of him. Everybody will be watching the football tonight.
>>156617048well yeah it's all spoid and his faggot friends like "sneed" and "finland." everyone's a personality now because there are only about 5 people who regularly post here and they all seem to do it full-time. they are losers which is why the threads are dead and/or full of actual disgusting queerbait garbagecome back during the fight night cards. at least then 4chan normies will just post reactions and banter and we can drown out the sheer faggotry of these losers that never leave and ruined a great general
>>156617198yh? who's wales playing then
I'm amazed Whitaker is favourite. He's a welterweight way on the tail end of his career going up against an actual LHW.
What time do early prelims start EST?
>>156617244he is getting knocked out
fella just said "queerbait" unironically
>>156617217You sound unwell
>>156617224I'm not Welsh, but I don't think Wales are playing. Norway is playing some African team, and Argentina is playing against a bunch of mercenaries.
>>156617280fella takes hrt
death to mma all allah will judge you
>>156617340Two words mate: Jack. Shore.remember that
>>156617347Dagestanis are warriors of allah genuinely because they are good role models for young men. I'm a jew and am not the biggest fan of islam (the religion, huge fan of the fighter) but these guys are some of the few positive male role models available.
>Two words mate: George. Sotiropoulos.>remember that.
that's it im out for the next hour
OOOH HES OUT
for me it's Stan Longinidis but to each his own
HES GETTING BACK UP
>>156617217yeah the personnalities are ruining this place. We need more original posts like "what happened to heem" or "why is heem so shit" or "those damn personnalities are ruining the heem"
>>156617544
Our big day is being overshadowed by the World Cup. Why is our sport such an afterthought?
>>156617544>Your 14 year old daughter starts training at an MMA gym and this guy starts spending a lot of time with herWhat do?
No I O U’s in MMA
RobGableYanezRileyCortez
These numbers are shit. I don't think Conrad Greg is a draw.
>>156617586Remember this, the entire timeline changed the day khabib won against conor
>>156617707Yeah I don’t see any hype for this fight it’s weird
>>156612426Gooby via hogmogBSD SandhagenKavanaghTerrace
where can i watch the fights now that stream e*st is down
>>156617707not anymore, his star power is gone, aura vanished, head balding. its over man, tonight just finally puts the "EXPIRED" stamp on conor
>>156617767paramount+
>>156616640>Dana Said
Why did heem start calling conor gooby?
it was nice knowing ya buddy.
I can't believe I'm back on heem....
>>156617628>No I O U’s in MMAnina drama owes me sex
oh how the whores come crawling back
>>156617843Now show Cursed’s tiny little acorn
>>156617843Max couldn't even hold half that weight
>>156617707connor fans like me are all 30 years old and estrogenic now... we live in sad one bedroom apartments and stare at our decaying bodies with our protruding potbellies supple mantitties and and wonder what went wrong... the fire of 2016 is gone... the men who followed the champ champ are lost.. an entire generation... ruined
>the fucking notorious McGregor fight night>Heem dead It's over
canor's gonna go out sad...
>>156617976daner killed the sport
>>156617603cry because he's only half black
the ufc fall off is crazy. i feel like tko have killed everything they own
>>156617976Most of us decided to quit UFC after how obvious Freedom 250 was rigged
>>156618009the sport's alive. /heem/ is almost dead though because malignant autism drove out most of the good posters
Trump and Dagestanis killed MMA for me
cte is off the charts on the broadcast
>sons you
>>156617767Paramount is fucking $8/mo Jesus Christ how poor are all of you
Guru is only going to start streaming after the early prelims
>Gooby fight night>page 1As it should be.
>t-minus 42 bings
>>156618131all these youtubefags do full fight companions how the fuck does anyone watch a stream for 7 hours
>>156618054Just gotta dial up your autism b
>>156618130Thats like 8 euros a month wtf
>>156617976Yeah man so enjoy it while you can soon you'll be dead too will anyone ask after you?
>>156618130Paramount is a bad product. If you just want to watch it live go on a pirated stream, they even have a live chat where people are engaged in race war for your entertainment. If you want to watch old fights go on youtube. Paramount is a fucking nightmare to navigate on phone/tv and it’s terribly organized. You can’t just search the specific fights or even events you want, you have to find the “UFC numbered events 2020s/2010s” image and then scroll for 5 minutes to get the event you wanted
>>156618054Every so often the rampant homosexuality gets so bad I have to leave /heem/ for a month or two
>bloated staff infested corpse of perennial journeyman justin gaethje beat the life out of hybrid latinx mountainman next gen prodigy>indigenous ancient spirit of kickboxing dropped by perennial bridesmaid cyril gane's jab>lone wolf of chechnya outpointed by local las vegas hobbyist Gee I wonder why the sport is dead.
>>156618130ALWAYS deny j*ws their shekel goytithe
the final penisdown
>>156618190Not reading this. Just admit you’re poor, loser
>>156618131Even The King of /heem/ is turning his back on MMA in favor of football.
Conor relaxed and smiling- OOOOHHHHH!!!
>>156618130I already had it to jerk off to the survivor bimbos
>>156618232Dana's a fucking retard who doesn't realize how big soccer is globally
>>156618207Head on back to /pol/ sport. This general is for grown ups who don’t fall for antisemitic propaganda It’s a good product and costs 1/8 what a single PPV used to cost.
Paramount's been great imho. no idea what all the bitching is about. $8 for every single card live. VODs are easy to pull up and they even have it by "fight selector" so there's no ads or wmma to zoom through
>>156618130I would rather throw 8 bones down the stormdrain than enrich ari and daner
I've put a $1000 on Conor by KO/TKO. Please convince me I did the right thing.
Yeah i'm watching grassdive instead. What about it
>>156618262Dana is straight up delusional about the state of the sport right now, so is rogan
I NEED A STREAM SITEI NEED IT BAD
>>156618311show proof of the bet or go down in /heem/ history as a desperate attention-seeking hyperchuddie with no real life friends
>>156618311You wasted your money
>enters thread
>>156618232>Even The King of /heem/ is turning his back on MMA no sir Im right here.>in favor of football.in favor of curling*
>>156618311i am from 8 hours in the future, max is face down on the canvas and still not moving. you are $3000 richer
>>156618302i have never watched a vod of a ufc card
>>156618355kek
>>156618227I really dgaf loser
>>156618342Cmon man you're embarrassing the flag
>>156618378I always avoid spoilers so I can watch the fights I'm interested in "fresh." it's about as 90% good as the real thing imo. I can then feed off of the reactions through r/mma or Xbut if it's a huge fight, then I'll make every effort to watch live for that heart-pounding adrenaline rush
>>156616649Hahahahahha
>>156618342PLEASE tell me she has a MASSIVE cock
>>156618414eat my ass, I'm not giving some jew in vegas my moneyI'd rather throw out 200 from my window right now than give 8 to paramount
>>156618305>le epic cynical contrarian holy freakin bad ass
>>156618311It's not bad. That's like a week of work to make it back if you're wrong.
>enters thread>immediately ends you
>>156618471That's not what i meant https://freestreams-live1d.pk/https://methstreams.gs/https://psp-tv.org/r/totanonhttps://fmhy.net/video#live-sports
Conor better have a crispy ass fade when he walks out or it's over
>>156618495New thread
>>156618302>>156618378No point in watching fights unless they're live.Only merit the footage has is analysis by MMA guys to help you learn things.
>>156618515>20 posts early
>>156618311bookies ADORE him
>>156618515
>>156618539I still enjoy watching the fights play out with fresh eyes. gives me a better idea of each fighter's style and potential
>>156618509Naj ti bog pri otrocih povrneI only have stream sites for F1 saved because thats the only sport I watch. This is the exception today
>>156618559Niggas got a inborn hatred of gingersEven when the ginger is part nigga
Garbrandt vs yanez could be fun if Cody isn't a shell of himself
>joe rogan's daughter
Natalia Silva
>>156618718is that actually his daughter? she's pretty cute.
>>156618807She’s pretty and cute.
>>156618718Really?
>>156618718looks like a blonde aleksa mink
>>156618718cant be>>156618807no way. he married a mossad jewess... as I say that the nose is pretty sus.
>>156618431i usually do the same thing but i've got next week off from work (coincidentally) so i can stay up all night
>>156619054hell yeah, enjoy the time off bromfw I'm stuck learning Organic Chemistry for the next 5 weeks
>>156618495Early prelims starting
Conor is gonna lose. not because he's old washed and shieet but because it's too good to happen.
>>156619158why is he smiling ilia didnt want to knock charles out :(
>>156621234probably shouldn't have punched him in the face so hard thenweird way of showing it
