Can someone explain to me how Tango can spend all day shirtless in July in fucking Florida, and never get the smallest tan?
>>156611574He’s too powerful
>>156611574Prolonged stays at gregg's awarded him an impenetrable coat of grease
>>156611574Well it's not like the Kennedy Center is really an outdoor activity
>>156611574doesn't this qualify as indecent exposure?
>>156612791It should, if women can't go around bare chested I don't want to see sweaty manboobs flopping around me
>>156612791being exposed to american "culture" is indecent