>>156614880Being a hateable maccaco bitch
Diving bum
The biggest scorer of Brasil (half of his goals were scored in friendlies)Not a single title with BrasilRetired at 25Slowly bankrupting his former team Promoting scams Evangelical
>>156614880over here the legends are only those that won WChe will become irrelevant in no time
a very bad influence in brazilian football
>>156614880Ruined by injuries at 28, if he had retired then he'd be a Van Basten
Top 5 of his generationTop 10 all time for BrazilTop 50 all time overall
>>156614880The rolling memes
>>156614942Maioria dos gols de todos os jogadores são em amistosos.Pelé tem 20 gols em Copa do Mundo + Copa AméricaOs outros 57 foram em torneios meme ou amistosos
>>156614942>Nothing about his embarrassing grossly exaggerated diving & flopping? It really is just normal to you guys huh?
Part of the MSN
>>156615046yea that was pathetic but people used to hit him a lot
FIVE STARS ON THE SHIRT NORFAGGOTS
Kwab
>>156615046amazing flop, truly a work of art
>>156615044A contagem oficial de Pelé detalha:Copa do Mundo: 12 golsCopa América: 8 gols Eliminatórias: 6 golsAmistosos Internacionais: 51 golsO problema é que ninguem tinha tv na época dessas "lendas" e, os que tinham, só assistiam a vídeo tapes sem os recursos de vídeo de hoje em dia onde tu pode dar zoom ate no cu do jogador
>>156614971ThisI can't imagine raising a son and that piece of shit is who he would want to grow up to be.
>>156615046neymar suffered murderball on a whole different levelI honestly can't blame him for this
>>156615046Brazilians are remembering even more than what most of this board knows>Jorge Jesus saying he's basically finished>ass kissing journalists like Bruno Formiga saying Jesus was wrong>rumor of Neymar's father telling CBF not to sign Jorge Jesus because then Neymar would definitely not return to the national team>they go with Ancelotti>Neymar is called even though he is clearly too injury prone, and won't even be able to train in the same intensity as his teammates>apparently Ederson also had an injury, but was called up>Brazil goes on to have a disaster of a cupBrazilians have much more to worry about than the silly rolling in 2018. The rot is deep.
>>156614880Why did he become asian?
he only has (((fans))) because there's two garbage politcians in brazil opposing each other and he supported one of them officially. this nigger will be forgotten soon and everyone will be better off once that happens
>>156614880>what's his legacyCarrying CBF shitters. Without him Brasil(com S) would have gone though multiple humiliation rituals like the 7x1, maybe even get eliminated in the group stage or missing a WC.But of course, Menino Ney is no miracle worker, not even him is capable of carrying shitters like Casemiro to the HEXA, and yet ungrateful retards who know nothing of Football have the gall to blame him for CBF's failures.If Neymar was born on any other country with a half-decent NT, like England or Netherlands, he would have gotten at least 2 WCs by now.
>>156614880He had an asian boy band look but the monkey genes caught up to him.
>>156614880successfully preserving that Brazil magic for a few years after their golden generation all turned fat or retired, till he himself turned fat and bald.
>>156615169yeah we won't win another world cup. ever. if we had two messi tier players we would still fuck it up
>>156615169Biggest problem is the lack of midfielders and has been a problem since probably 2010. Selecao is finished.
>>156614880making a humiliation out of brazil
>>156615107pathetic
>>156615232we had like 20 opportunities to score against norway and those niggers couldn't kick a ball inside the goal. even if we have shit midfields, that's really not the biggest problem
>>156615178>this nigger will be forgotten soonHe's not.He loves the attention, good and bad.Brazilian media loves the drama, good and bad. He'll haunt Brazilian soccer until the day he dies.
I mean if he cared so much about Vrazil why didnt he lose some weight before joining them.
>>156614942kek i love how the reason brazilians are assblasted about him is not because he's bad but because he's protestantutterly mindraped macacos
>>156614880he promoted incest to a global audience
>>156614880that ucl final with psg was teh last time neymar played good
>>156615278evangelicals aren't protestants
>>156615232Also, lateral defending.It's also going to be a problem for us once Tagliafico retires or picks up a serious injury.The fact that Montiel is on the current Argentina squad tells you how shallow our pool of talent is on that side.>>156615277I don't want to go into that side because some people say he's on corticosteroids for pain...but then again, if that's true, he shouldn't have accepted the call-up at all. It's ultimately his responsibility to tell CBF he can't handle the intensity of the training anymore.
>>156615262>20 opportunities to scoreHe had 2A pk and 1v1
>>156614880Being Désiré Doué’s idol
>>156615082>FIVE STARS ON THE SHIRThis only job was to bring them a 6th star though
>>156615349What's happening with Argentina's pool?Brazils is obvious, they're a farm system for Euro clubs.
>>156615447Five stars is enough, PierreYou'll see when you get there.
>>156615170his face is so funny on that image, looks like the troll face
>>156614880Le funny cryman
>>156615215he definitely looks Vietnamese here lol
>>156615471Not much, lateral defending has always been rough for us. Montiel hasn't lived up to much hype once he returned to River, so the fact he's in the 2026 squad is ridiculous.There are only a few options >>156577874 after this cup, we have to move on from a number of "heroes de catar" or we'll be in trouble.
>>156614880he stopped Peñarol's in their first Libertadores final in 3 decadesother than that he's completely forgettable
>>156615488>You'll see when you get there.John Smith you have 0 stars, sit the fuck down
>>156615340everyone who isn't catholic or orthodox is a protestantyes this includes tradcathsthey're just not mainline protestants
>>156615215>>156615217why did he change race?
>>156615589I love le dictateur memes so much.
what is the mamba mentality bro doing today? I hope not playing counter strike for 12 hours
Prime Neymar is better than any player post-2010 other than Messi and Ronaldo. Who cares if he fell off at 30, so did Dinho and many other legends.
>>156615883>Who cares if he fell off at 30, so did Dinho and many other legends.It was normal to fell off at 30 as a player in the 80s/90s, the training process wasn't advanced enough, Neymar has no excuses, he's just a lazy bum
>>156615883>Prime Neymarle youtube compilation player
>>156614880I never understood why he got famous.. he was like a jester player in some macaco south american favela team. I feel like the internet made him more important than he was..
>>156615339The fact that these are all adult men causing this spectacle still blows my mind.
if neymar didn't do these dives when he was younger he probably would have been one of the most beloved players in recent time
>>156614880He’s a flip flopping favela nigger
>>156616139it's insane how normalized this has become, and not just in football, even in basketball all they're doing is flopping, pussy ass players I hate this shit
>>156615842He's still at Disney World, riding in one of those fat ass carts
>>156615842fucking his sister
>>156614880For me, he'll always be synonymous with 7-1.
>>156614880Diving and making a general mockery of the sport.
>>156615046>>156615339the GOAT of flop
why do u call him nerman
>>156614880Another brasilian great talent destroyed be his low iq.
>>156616382BEcause he dives like Mermaid.
>>156615732happens a lot in Brazil for some reason had a friend that was born blond with light eyes and now its just brown
>>156616448It happened to me, I had still some blonde mechas until the 12. Now only my sister has a dirty blonde hair.
>>156616387ironically, the only brazilians players who are smart enough to take this sport seriously are Pelé (african) and Kaka (white), anything in between and you have jesters who have a terrible work ethic and will be good for like 5 years of their career, many such cases
>>156614880Last night I was depressed taking shower and I made this face when I started to think how much I wasted my potential in life. I kinda sympathise with Neymar more after that
>>156616526you can't blame em, if you just knew what brazillian trannies are capable, you would be a jester too
>>156614880His legacy is being good friends with Messi.
how did that pussy break his back in a soccer game
>>156615842What is mamba?
>>156616526>kakalmao even
>>156616744it's the mentality of Kobe Bryant (the black mamba), probably the biggest try harder in the history of sportshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY7l2pcxdHM
>>156614880Glad this embarrassing faggot is gone
>>156614880Football's parting gift to my country.
>>156615215I have no idea why after 2014 he started getting horrible haircuts that made him look older and more caco
>>156614880
>>156617194it's uncanny how much he looks like Buu kek
>>156615215It's like he just gained more and more weight and before he knew it he was a walled middle aged roastie despite being barely 30.
>>156617206haaland or nerman?
>>156617234Haaland
Threw away talent to be a top 5 player of alltime. Will still be famous because of the eye test and the late gen z players addiction to cosplaying him >>156615178He's the most famous person in the country. You're going to see him everyday for the next 40 years
>>156614880A great player who fell off hard during his later years
>>156615726Actually retarded.
>>156614880Top scorer for the Selecao. His sister was always satisfied. leave him alone
>>156615278You were one of those "speed readers" in kindergarten huh?
>>156614880exploding legs and dives
>>156614880knifing zywoo
>>156619053>371 daysdamn he got more days injured than what one year allows kek
Underachiever that should have been one of the best.
>>156614880a case of high talent but shitty personality
>>156618835I always forget neyboy fucked prime marquezine and left her for dead. This is also very upsetting to a generation of Brazilians and part of their hate
>>156615340>Evangelicalism , also called evangelical Christianity, is a worldwide, interdenominational movement within Protestant Christianity
>>156614880For sure it will be better than yamal's
>>156614880he was never goodjust a poser
>>156614880This guy is the only reason why brazilian football became shit
>>156619706Mid arse desu
>>156615726Does american education really?
another guy that was really good for a couple of years and then fell off
>>156615082What do you call this hair style?
>>156615726based retard
